if condoms had sponsers

[justanotherguy93]

k all you got to do is state the sponsor and list what the catch-phrase would be if it were on a condom.

ill start
bouty
the quicker picker upper

[Bougainvillea]

McDonalds!
"I'm lovin' it!" LOL

[sebbie]

What's the worst that can happen


Be great if that was on the side of condoms in small print :p Inspired from the Dr Pepper company sponsoring them.

[justanotherguy93]

duracell

it keeps going and going and going

[guacamole24]

Nationwide is on ur side lol.

[The Boy Genius]

Marten luthor king. I have a dream that condoms will stop pregnancy.
JFK. Ask not what a condom can do for you but ask what you can do for your condom.
John Lennon: Imagine all the people having sex with 3% chance of getting pregnant

[Patchy]

Pringles,

Once you pop you just can't stop :D

[BlackenedSilver]

Nike = Just do it :P

[NightFighter]

Gillette - The best a man can get

[Leprachaun]

xbox live - it's fun to play together
ps2 - fun anyone?
snickers - get some nuts
rice krispies - snap crackle and pop!
united airlines - don't leave home without it
Disneyland - the happiest place on earth
McDonalds - we love to see you smile
I think that will do for now

[The Joker]

I think this is Dairy Queen....

Come hungry, leave happy.

[Origami]

Very interesting:
"Plop, plop, fizz, fiz, oh what a relief it is!"
ALKA-SELTZER
"Don't leave home without it"
AMERICAN EXPRESS CHARGE CARD
"Reach out and touch someone."
AMERICAN TELEPHONE & TELEGRAPH (1982)
"The Power to Be Your Best."
APPLE COMPUTER
"Aunt Jemima makes mornings they'll remember."
AUNT JEMIMA PANCAKES AND SYRUP


"united airlines - don't leave home without it" --Why would you even have an airliner at your house? o.O

[NightFighter]

"Connecting People" Nokia

[Origami]

"When you've got it, flaunt it."
BRANIFF AIRWAYS

[Leprachaun]

o yea oops. i just looked for funny slogans on the internet and copied them and thats what it said.

[Music Lover]

"Connecting People" Nokia

Haha, i love that...

I can't thnk of anything... yet!

[NightFighter]

Life's Good - LG

[Music Lover]

Love you sugar - Some company making sugar

[punkjake]

Windows,

life w/o walls

[Zephyr]

Firestone tires.
Need I say more?

[scuba steve]

ps3 - this is living

[Cromm]

I think this is Dairy Queen....

Come hungry, leave happy.

...that is wrong on so many levels. Kudos! ;)


So, product and slogan (if it appear on a condom). Okay.
Real things and (mostly) made up slogans, here I go:

SPLENDA: "Tastes like suger, but it's not suger."

NORTON ANTIVIRUS: "The (2nd) best protection money can buy."

LICK'S: "The name says it all."
(Lick's is the real name of a restaurant chain, btw.)

LEVI'S: "Covering your ass since 1853."

PAMPERS: "In case this doesn't work." ;)

VIAGRA! ..... (no slogan needed :P)


and my personal favourite...

TACO BELL: "Head south of the boarder." <--- :D hehehe....

[scuba steve]

i think this is the new 360 slogan

jump in

[Cromm]

RED BULL: Giving you the energy you need to... 'ya know.

[punkjake]

Genesis:
Genesis does what nintendon't
XD classic

[fystr]

Pokemon: Gotta Catch 'Em All
Transformers: Robots In Disguise (i wouldn't want that robot lol)
Verizon Wireless: Join In
Verizon Wireless (again): We never stop working for you

[YourFriend]

Puma.

[NightFighter]

Orange - Together We Can Do More

[Sugaree]

AT&T - Always There

[Alfred Pennyworth]

Craftsman Tools: The only tools with a life(time) guarantee!

edit- please don't ban me! didn't realize how old the thread was!

[TheKingDavis]

its in the arcade, so i dont think theres a problem bringing it back

Gatorade- "Is it in you?"

[Grey fox]

Some nintendo thing -

Your virginity isn't even worth stealing.

[Boredomino]

What about musical sponsors? Remember that song Candyman?

A one-stop shop makes my cherry pop...

I mean, COME ON!


---

APPLE

"There's an app for just about anything".

It would have to be one hell of an app...

[terminoob]

Target: Expect More, Pay Less
Best Buy: Making life fun and easy; turn on the fun; now that's a great idea
Alfa Romeo Cars: Power for your control
Subaru Cars: When you get it, you get it
Acura Cars: The true definition of luxury. Yours.
Mercedes-Benz Cars: Unlike any other
Jaguar Cars: Unleash a jaguar; don't dream it, drive it; born to perform
Nissan Motor Cars: Just wait you drive it
Oldsmobile Cars: This is not your father's Oldsmobile

[Wonder.]

One of my mom's store's slogans is "A Refreshing *Shopping* Experience."
Take out what is in the stars.

[IowaBoy]

dont know if this one has been posted but here is goes

If some nascar driver was sponcered by condoms........

the number ## car has slipped into the number 3 hole and is now pulling back out easily

[diamond jetstream]

k-mart

here's somewhere you can stick your big K



cabbage patch- now with holes in the end(cabbage patch sells baby clothes)

[constance]

Chevy Truck-Like a Rock
KFC- finger lickin good
M&M's - it melts in your mouth not in your hands

[Xenomi]

subway-

"eat fresh"

[TheKingDavis]

M&Ms

"Melts in your mouth not in your hands"

crap didnt see it was already posted =[

[Mal]

Dunno what the product is, but 'do it for the kids' always goes well with condoms.

[Hatsune Miku]

You're gonna love my nuts!
If i can do it with my finger, you can do it with your whole hand! - Slapchop