Your God Is Here

[Njord the Wise]

Greetings members of VTF. I am a Norse God, I hail from Valhalla.

I, Njord the Wise, have come at the request of the All-Father, Odin, in order to allow the denizens of Virtual Teen Forums to behold my incredible visage, in the hopes that my very aura will embellish this forlorn cesspool of human ignorance with a wisdom rarely seen by man. It is my duty, nay, my very being to give ye men the tools needed to succeed in the pathetic trials you call life. Listen to me and succeed. Avoid my wisdom and perish.

Njord is a servant of truth, justice, honor and all things manly. Njord brings forth advice so that you may save yourself the hardships he has endured previously. Njord does so without bullshit, sugar coating, or coddling your fragile egos, but with a direct brusqueness, almost equate with a large hammer being blunted into your head multiple times. All is just prelude to say, fuck you. Here I am.

`Njord the Wise*

*Awesome, Incredible, Fantabulous, Amazing, Cool, Pretty, Spectacular
- God of Seas, Winds, Fire, Women, Fornication, Infidelity, Sex, Penetration
- President and Supporter of the Fellatio For a God Club, Women Who Love Making Sandwiches for Gods Group, and the N.J.O.R.D. and BlowMe Foundation - Nympho, Just Open Really Deep and BlowMe)

[MysticalBurrito]

Uhhhhhhhhhhhhh
Hi?

[Cloud]

umm hello
welcome to VT

[The Freed]

Prepare to be rocked,
LIKE A HURRICANE!

[Ripplemagne]

Man, you need to write a new introduction. That one is getting stale.

[Njord the Wise]

Man, you need to write a new introduction. That one is getting stale.
How about you write one for me. Njord doesn't ask you to follow him around like a dog's nose on ass, critiquing his introductions. If you weren't the great Ripplemagne, Njord might have just smote you.

Uhhhhhhhhhhhhh
Hi?
HUUUUUUHHH!!! HEY!
Don't be stupid. Read and welcome me into your forums. Since when has "Hi" become a question?
Like this guy:

umm hello
welcome to VT
Though he is just as confused and pathetic, at least he doesn't question.

Hello, my darling. <3
Hello my fantasy.

[Tyler_Smash]

Can I touch you?

[The Freed]

Only I can.

[Ripplemagne]

Too bad you don't have any mistletoe on you, mon ami. Ha... smiting Ripplemagne. Good stuff.

[AllThatIsLeft]

That is one hell of an intro.

welcome to vt.
i guess you are with the ARG tribe?
well it is a shock. but you are very welcome :)

[Ripplemagne]

Along with me, Njord is one of the admins of ARG. He wishes he were as pretty as me.

Also, he has a tootsie roll.

[OnlyByTheNight.]

Ammm.... Well that is most certainly an interesting intro!!!
Welcome to VT though! :D

[Njord the Wise]

That is one hell of an intro.
Words from a god. Bask in the glory of it.

welcome to vt.
well it is a shock. but you are very welcome :)
This is how you welcome someone kids. Now get your act together. UntamedWolf will now receive many blessings upon her harem of male prostitutes. May their rods stay strong and their endurance stay long.

i guess you are with the ARG tribe?
Njord is the very visage of ARG. All of these people are my 'children', as Njord has raised them from the depths of human ignorance with his invaluable wisdom.

[Ripplemagne]

I believe "all" is a bit hasty, Paesan'. As is taking full credit for it. *Wink wink*

[Toasty]

This is the coolest forum introduction in history.

Enjoy your stay.

[Rutherford The Brave]

Words from a god. Bask in the glory of it.


This is how you welcome someone kids. Now get your act together. UntamedWolf will now receive many blessings upon her harem of male prostitutes. May their rods stay strong and their endurance stay long.


Njord is the very visage of ARG. All of these people are my 'children', as Njord has raised them from the depths of human ignorance with his invaluable wisdom.

Hey no god will hold power over me devine beings don't exist Paula has meh :P. Welcome your intro is great, good info and well I respect that. Have fun, but to "Bestow" anything upon Paula you gotta work child ;)

[AllThatIsLeft]

Hey no god will hold power over me devine beings don't exist Paula has meh :P. Welcome your intro is great, good info and well I respect that. Have fun, but to "Bestow" anything upon Paula you gotta work child ;)

you heard him... ;)

[Ripplemagne]

You have not yet met Baldr.

[Rutherford The Brave]

You have not yet met Baldr.

You too child, work for your status and dun say the way you say coffee

[MysticalBurrito]

I guess this starts the war between VT and ARG :P jkjk

[AllThatIsLeft]

hmmmmmmmmmm.... idk

[Rutherford The Brave]

Paula come on Love, lets go the TWPR and watch the lion king!

[AllThatIsLeft]

are you trying to steal me away ;)

[Ripplemagne]

You too child, work for your status and dun say the way you say coffee

I needn't work for anything. You'll observe my excellence as time passes. I'd introduce Baldr to VT, but I don't think you guys could handle him. XD

[Rutherford The Brave]

are you trying to steal me away ;)

Yes!

I needn't work for anything. You'll observe my excellence as time passes. I'd introduce Baldr to VT, but I don't think you guys could handle him. XD

hehehe excellence ok I see, well have fun with that

[AllThatIsLeft]

boys be niceeee....

[The Joker]

Uhh, w-w-welcome.

[optimashprime]

Greetings members of VTF. I am a Norse God, I hail from Valhalla.

I, Njord the Wise, have come at the request of the All-Father, Odin, in order to allow the denizens of Virtual Teen Forums to behold my incredible visage, in the hopes that my very aura will embellish this forlorn cesspool of human ignorance with a wisdom rarely seen by man. It is my duty, nay, my very being to give ye men the tools needed to succeed in the pathetic trials you call life. Listen to me and succeed. Avoid my wisdom and perish.

Njord is a servant of truth, justice, honor and all things manly. Njord brings forth advice so that you may save yourself the hardships he has endured previously. Njord does so without bullshit, sugar coating, or coddling your fragile egos, but with a direct brusqueness, almost equate with a large hammer being blunted into your head multiple times. All is just prelude to say, fuck you. Here I am.

`Njord the Wise*

*Awesome, Incredible, Fantabulous, Amazing, Cool, Pretty, Spectacular
- God of Seas, Winds, Fire, Women, Fornication, Infidelity, Sex, Penetration
- President and Supporter of the Fellatio For a God Club, Women Who Love Making Sandwiches for Gods Group, and the N.J.O.R.D. and BlowMe Foundation - Nympho, Just Open Really Deep and BlowMe)


its a good job i dont belive in any god or gods

lol anywho

welcome to vt

[Oblivion]

Welcome to VT where your god is Anthony, and your goddesses are Valerie and Stephanie.
Bow to them and they may see to your humble thoughts.

Eh, welcome. ;)
Most colorful introduction I've seen in over a year here.

[optimashprime]

lol but thats what we like entertainment

oh yeah i ment no disrespect to anthony, valerie and stephanie

[The Freed]

You, at the end of this journey shalt believe in Njord. and you will seek his love.

[optimashprime]

naa im allright

[The Freed]

It is some good lovin'

[optimashprime]

yh but i worship the creators of vt

[Ripplemagne]

Due time, mon ami.

[optimashprime]

never!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
i prefere necromancers anyway lol

[AllThatIsLeft]

u know what necromancer is xD

[optimashprime]

of course i love them
i would worship paula before i worshiped a dude with a giant hammer and a bigger ego


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[AllThatIsLeft]

of course. ;)
there is no competition there.

[Ripplemagne]

You sound like Jon Jon, but we won't go there. Njord doesn't wield a hammer.

[optimashprime]

do i care
necromancers are better

[Ripplemagne]

See, you're being unnecessarily belligerent right now. Have I done anything to you? Not to my recollection. And you are so quick to dismiss Njord for his ego...

[optimashprime]

lol chill
i dont belive in any god

[Ripplemagne]

You... you do know that he's not a real god, right...?

[optimashprime]

yh im not thick lol

[Triceratops]

Mhmm, very interesting intro. ;)

Welcome to VT where your god is Anthony, and your goddesses are Valerie and Stephanie.
Bow to them and they may see to your humble thoughts.

Too right. :P
And their...disciples? Which are the mods and global-mods of course. :P

[Rutherford The Brave]

Aw, little VT boy is intimidated by Njord cause he might steal his forum-baby. How cuuuuuuuuuuuute.

Say whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaat?????

[optimashprime]

the reals gods are the ones who we aspire to be

[optimashprime]

now now be nice

[Rutherford The Brave]

You heard me.

Believe me Child you got a long way before you begn sassin' me. Better luck next time. ;)

[Maverick]

Guys, we don't allow random off-topic chatting in threads. Note that for the future. Thanks.