quick cleanup

[mattvt94]

i really enjoy jacking off but i really need to clean up fast because my parents comee in my room unanounced and i have to get wet boxers so what can i do to clean up fast

[Oathkeeper]

i really enjoy jacking off but i really need to clean up fast because my parents comee in my room unanounced and i have to get wet boxers

My advice would be to cum into toilet paper and flush it into the toilet, it works a treat for me ;)

[confusedboy]

Same

[ThUnDeR]

what i do is jackoff in my bed with my covers over and then when im bout to cum i lean over my bed and cum on the floor that way there is no mess=]]

[grafty99]

go to bed and say goodnight to everyone, shut the door and swithch the lights off. wank and when you cum go to sleep, it will be dry in the morning and you've said goodnight so there is no reason why your parents would come in.

[The Joker]

Well, you're 14. Tell your parents you want more privacy, and they should at least knock.

[Mattyboi]

i usally just cum in like dirty clothes in my room, thats what works for me.

[Spunky]

I just would wait until you know your parents wont be coming in or go under a sheet/blanket so that if they barge in you are able to cover yourself quick or do it in the shower thats the most fastest way to clean up.

[MARiFOX]

rub it all around XD

[Wonder.]

I don't but, eat it

[alex122]

just get a box of tissues in your room and have em handy :P

[nick]

just get a box of tissues in your room and have em handy :P
Agreed.

(How does cumming on the floor = no mess?)

Cum onto a tissue, screw it up & put it in the waste bin.

[HelloWorld123456]

EXACTLY ... grab a box of tissues or some toilet paper ... then grab it when your about to cum and put it on your dick ... cum in it ... and go to the "toilet" to flush it away

[guacamole24]

Do it somewhere like the bathroom, where nobody will come in, and it's easy to flush and get rid of.

[Huskyboy132]

Yeah I just use tissues and Put them in my night shelf.. Next morning I flush them out.

[hoglet]

i use a sock

[jasinbris]

i just cum in my jocks/boxers I am wearing to bed and leave it there - its usually gone by the morning.

[sdawg]

When ever I get a cold, I bring a box of kleenex in my room. I use that. Or I use socks too. Sometimes right before I go to bed, I change my boxers and leave the old ones right next to my bed. then when I come. I use them :)

[trevor20800]

i sleep nude so i just cum on the cloths i leave on the floor to pt on when i wake up. its dry by than

[LUCKY555]

ok there are many options...one use tissues when you are about to cum cum in those then trow it away
two use socks old ones with holes in them when you are abbout to cum put it over your hand and shoot
three j/o in the bathroom that way you cum in the tolit
four get a small towel and put that on the bed floor or your chest and shoot on that
personaly i use number four. but these are the most obvious

[Lord GaGa]

Jack off before you go to bed and cum in your bedsheets. No one will suspect anything, and that way, you'll fall asleep easier. Also ask your parents to knock before they enter your room.

[Ifan]

If you are really flexible (like me :D) you could put your mouth over the end and cum in your mouth, then spit it out (or swallo)

[FalconSmash]

Socks or tissues, for suree.

Take a dirty sock, flip it inside out, wipe it up, flip it back, and put into the dirty clothes. Easy:)

[Oscarisme]

You should just masturbate in this bathroom or when your taking a shower.

[Tubbsyclone]

use a towel from the dirty cloths so it will b washed the next morning

[just-another-guy]

tissues they work the best because if someone finds them it looks like u just blew your nose and you can just toss them out

[The Joker]

I always use the towel from the shower I had that day. I just put it in the laundry.

[Ender]

i sleep nude so i just cum on the cloths i leave on the floor to pt on when i wake up. its dry by than

that is the best one i've heard so far

[FroBro16]

I'll usually just cum on a towel that needs to be washed or boxers that im goin to throw in the laundry.Cumming in the bathroom also really works

[pkid]

Well if I don't want to clean that much at all I just use a sock that I don't use anymore..and so you just have to put your thing in the sock and then it's an easy clean up after you jack off

[bowlheadhere]

Yea, I don't know if someone said this before (I don't really want to read through all of the stuff above). Anyways, just take a used sock, and j/o with that. Then when you are done, you can just throw it in a hamper, or on the floor. It is less obvious, or painful, than tissues are when using them to clean up.

[YourFriend]

Why would tissues be painful? rly dont understand, but anyway, i do it in shower, or just aim in the toilet,or use a tissue.... simple, i rly dont understand why would you want to cum in your clothes?, or on floor? or anything similar?

[Giles]

erm... on yourself, then eat it?

or get a glasses cleaner and just wipe it up, it hardens and u can reuse.

[bowlheadhere]

Tissue can be painful because if you leave it on your penis, or just wipe it for that matter, then it tends to stick, due to cums consistancy. Then when you try and peel it off, it is like peeling off a bandaid on your dick. If you don't believe me, you can try it, but i realllllllly do not suggest doing so.

[kingpinnn]

what i do is jackoff in my bed with my covers over and then when im bout to cum i lean over my bed and cum on the floor that way there is no mess=]]

go to bed and say goodnight to everyone, shut the door and swithch the lights off. wank and when you cum go to sleep, it will be dry in the morning and you've said goodnight so there is no reason why your parents would come in.


if you leave cum in your carpet it starts to stink, trust me, i know, and if it dries on you, you're practically sleeping in your own cum, that's just unhealthy.

[bowlheadhere]

Use resolve-carpet! it does wonders to cum on the carpet...

[nick]

Tissue can be painful because if you leave it on your penis, or just wipe it for that matter, then it tends to stick, due to cums consistancy. Then when you try and peel it off, it is like peeling off a bandaid on your dick. If you don't believe me, you can try it, but i realllllllly do not suggest doing so.
In my opinion tissue is by far the best way to clean up. Just a quick wipe around and in the bin or flush it down the pan. It will only stick if you leave it lying around.

To me cumming into clothes or onto the floor is disgusting. I will always do it onto my body, then clean up with a finger or with tissues, or directly onto tissues. Directly onto tissue is by far the cleanest (but not necessarily the most fun)

[bowlheadhere]

In my opinion tissue is by far the best way to clean up. Just a quick wipe around and in the bin or flush it down the pan. It will only stick if you leave it lying around.

To me cumming into clothes or onto the floor is disgusting. I will always do it onto my body, then clean up with a finger or with tissues, or directly onto tissues. Directly onto tissue is by far the cleanest (but not necessarily the most fun)

Why dont you like to use a sock? Its similar, but kinda an absorbant condom in a way (when talking about masterbation).

[nick]

Why dont you like to use a sock? Its similar, but kinda an absorbant condom in a way (when talking about masterbation).
I'm sorry, I dont want to judge other people, but for me the idea of cumming into a sock is gross. And why would you want you mum to find a sock full of cum in the laundry. I just dont understand that.

[bowlheadhere]

I'm sorry, I dont want to judge other people, but for me the idea of cumming into a sock is gross. And why would you want you mum to find a sock full of cum in the laundry. I just dont understand that.

O, sorry. I am being judgemental... sorry!!!:(

The reason I do it is cause someone would be more suspicious of me if they found tissues all over the place. My mom doesnt do our laundry...?

[JackOfClubs]

i use toilet paper when im in the bathroom, and when in the basement with internet on my ps3 i use tissues. If you can just do it in the shower then it just washes

[pickle]

use anything around you! or in your boxers your wearing!

[Skuller818]

IDK I use my shower towel I usually take my showers late right before I go to bed so I just take that J/O and wipe it off my body. However if it's late, I just let it try tbh

[supernova8]

toilet papers works best for me
u can always hide them somewhere

[toyota098]

Cum into a toilet paper! Quick disposal

[marktheman]

I use a cum rag (an old t-shirt) and cum into that and also use it to wipe my penis clean. Fast and easy.

[kenshin8106]

wow uhhh just cum in a sock or sumtin

[OneManArmy]

if u take a shower before u go to bed, then do it right before or when ur in the shower.

[Aves]

what i do is jackoff in my bed with my covers over and then when im bout to cum i lean over my bed and cum on the floor that way there is no mess=]]

Disgusting, I mean, really. I would suggest just having some Kleenex ready, and go as fast as you can to clean up.

[kyle95]

Well, you're 14. Tell your parents you want more privacy, and they should at least knock.

right on!

tell them not to barge in on you like that. they'll get the hint - the last thing they would want to see is your trophy in your hand mate

[Patchy]

kenshin8106 please don't post in threads which haven't been posted in for one month.

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