When I grow up...

[nick]

When I grow up I'd like to have
a mansion in the shires,
a garage full of limousines
and play the country squire.

When I grow up I'd like to have
a heated swimming pool
a wife that shops at Liberty
and kids in private school.

When I grow up I'd like to have
suits made in Saville Row
and leather shoes from Italy
and really look a beau.

When I grow up I'd like to have
the finest caviar,
a cellar full of finest wines
and smoke a big cigar.

When I grow up I'd like to have
a race horse and a yacht
and not the kind of chavvy things
that David Beckham's got.

When I grow up I hope to be
(lets make no more pretenses)
pampered and rich (and bugger you)
an MP on expenses.

[ErykaInspire.]

I love it! :D

[nick]

Thanks, its a very english poem and topical as there is a very big row going on about members of parliament abusing the expenses system to swindle thousands of pounds out of the tax payers.

[Zazu]

That is pretty good, topical and funny :)