I get hard on cats

[PubeySalad]

SO the other day I was trying to whack off but I couldnt get hard. Then my cat walks in and I get really turned on, and she ends up giving me oral by licking my head with her tongue.

How can I stop this?

Or, alternatively:

How can I have sex with my cat in a safe way? I'm pretty sure I can fit my penis in her back end.

[NeverTooLate]

um... thats illegal i think not sure

[pontiacdriver]

SO the other day I was trying to whack off but I couldnt get hard. Then my cat walks in and I get really turned on, and she ends up giving me oral by licking my head with her tongue.

How can I stop this?

Or, alternatively:

How can I have sex with my cat in a safe way? I'm pretty sure I can fit my penis in her back end.

Well, firstly, having sex with animals is absolutely wrong. The ASPCA has come out very strongly against any animal-human sexual contact as animals do not have the decision making power that humans have to make such sexual contact consensual.

Secondly, there is the basic issue of hygiene, and sexual contact with animals will only create problems from a disease point of view. How would you like to explain to your parents how you have a particular problem when its root comes from having sex with your household pet.

Finally, there are folks out there who I believe have a type of sexual attraction to human-animal transformation, animal roleplay, and to anthropromophic animals. I suppose furries might fit into the latter category. It is one thing to get off on images of such things, but it is never ever right to perform sex acts on an animal.

[Gumleaf]

well i think the only true thing in this thread is your first sentence. on the off chance that this story is true then i would take the advice of the dude above. but the fact is, this isn't puberty related and therefore locking.