I need help

[timster]

Today at school I was standing outside of our Latin class. This kid, who has always been a bad kid and is always getting trouble, was standing right next to me and was holding a ruler in his hand. He took the ruler and stuck it at my penis. I didn't have a boner so it seemed like nothing was there. He started to tell the whole school that I don't have a penis. What do I do??

[Donkey]

Everyone at school will know you have a penis unless their IQ is under 2. I'm sure you'll get past this, and it's just an immature fad that schools find it neccaserry to go through once every while. There's nothing you can really do, but ignore it and they'll get bored.

[justanotherguy93]

and if it gets too bad just find the kid and punch im in the face lol

if ur parents asked wht happened just explain wht he did they should understand

[Donkey]

and if it gets too bad just find the kid and punch im in the face lol

if ur parents asked wht happened just explain wht he did they should understand

Violence is never helpful, whatever the situation (unless it's controlled fighting) and should not be condoned.

[House]

He's just stupid, and it is stupid to believe something like that. So nobody should believe him, and you will get through this, its just a matter of time, it won't take long before the forget it.

[timster]

thank you guys for the quick response

[FalconSmash]

This kid sounds like a creep...
He tried to poke your dick with a ruler?

And I take Latin:)

Like the other's said, just ignore it, or laugh at it. Laughing at it works better, because people will think it's all a big joke... which it is.

[pontiacdriver]

I would turn the situation around and ask why this fellow is so interested in your penis in the first place? I suppose it would be fair game at this point to question out loud that this guy must have a thing for you if he is so obsessed with your gentalia?

Logically speaking, especially if he hit you with a regular ruler it is going to be really hard for you to feel anything anyway especially if you were wearing jeans. Short of him hitting you with a yardstick I just don't see how you could have gotten a reaction.

As mentioned above, short of the folks in your school being abnormally slow it is absurd to argue that you don't have a penis.

[Tubbsyclone]

took the words right out of my mouth man

[SlightlySane]

You go around telling people that you wonder why he was so interested it what the size of your penis is...