Talk To A Random Stranger

[Aηdy]

http://omegle.com/

Post your convo ;)

[AutumnDae]

Lol, Andy, you post your conversation first, then I'll post mine. :D

[Aηdy]

Certainly :)

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hi, are you a horny female looking for cybersex?
You: no but i do enjoy chasing geese around while on my pogo stick
Stranger: awesome!
Stranger: do you ever sneeze in a public elevator to see how many people you can startle?
You: no there is no elevators here in sweden
Stranger: really?
Stranger: none?
Stranger: 0?
You: they were outlawed after the great elevator crash of 1996 which killed 18 muslim clowns
Stranger: i didn't know that
Stranger: every day you learn something new

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

[Underground_Network]

0.o

I started a chat.

Then whoever was on the other end said something about "DOPE TITTIES," so I exited out of the chat without saying anything. 0.o

Do I win a prize?

[AllThatIsLeft]

Connecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: Penis
You: Vagina
Stranger: Willy
You: Wally
Stranger: Quiche
You: Harood
You: ..dont ask
Stranger: Haribo
Your conversational partner has disconnected.


i'm loving this website, its jokes.

[AutumnDae]

I had a good person before, but they had to go. :( They were actually nice.

Hah. This was amusing to me.

Stranger: hola
You: Hello. :)
You: How are you?
Stranger: how's life?
Stranger: Shitty
Stranger: totally shit
Stranger: you?
You: What's wrong?
You: I'm actually good, thanks.
Stranger: I can't get rid of this erection
You: Terribly sorry.
Stranger: Maybe you can help.
You: How?
Stranger: a/s/l?
You: Hm, no thanks.
Stranger: don't you want some of daddy's cock, sugar?
You: Not really, to be honest with you.
Stranger: Come on now, bitch, touch yourself for me.
You: I'm itching my wrist now.
Stranger: Alright, alright, that's hot, that's good...
You: Great.
Stranger: keep going
You: I ate some pizza last night, and I burnt my mouth. I don't think I have any taste buds left.
Stranger: Well that's too bad, I guess you wont get to savor the sweet taste of my jizzum
You: Now, guess what. I hit my elbow off my dresser this morning and now it's bruised.
You: That totally sucks for me.
Stranger: I can kiss it better
You: No thanks.
You: Someone already tried.
Stranger: I can fuck the pain away
You: Hm, thanks for the offer, but no thanks.
Stranger: Come on, don't be a tease
You: I'm not a tease.
You: You're a tease.
Stranger: I'm ready to go baby I know not what you speak of
You: I'm ready to go too. I'm ready to go right down stairs and get myself some more strawberries from the refrigerator.
Stranger: Yeah, gotta keep up that figure I'm sure
Stranger: fruits and veggies
Stranger: good for that ass
Stranger: inside and out
You: Strawberries are yummy.
Stranger: You're yummy
You: I just bit my hand, and no, not really.
Stranger: Well, you can't fuck yourself either, but that doesn't mean you're not a good lay
You: You're kind of odd, you know that?
Stranger: orly?
Stranger: like how?
You: You just are.
You: There's no way around it.
You: I wouldn't be surprised if you didn't have any friends.
Stranger: I've got you
You: No, you don't.
Stranger: For the past ten minutes or so, yes I have
You: That's becaue I'm waiting for dinner to be ready, and I have nothing better to do.
Stranger: I wouldn't be surprised if you didn't have any friends.
You: I have many friends, actually.
Stranger: Yeah, you've got me
Stranger: many is relative
You: That is true.
You: But 0 isn't. And 0 friends is what you have.
Stranger: Are we going to cyber fuck or what?
You: No, I don't think so. Thanks for the offer.
You: Hope you find help for that lasting erection.
Stranger: I take off your shirt.
Stranger: I start licking your left nipple
Stranger: in a counter clockwise rotation
You: I punch you in the face, breaking your nose.
You: Now your on the ground.
You: Bleeding.
You: And crying.
You: Now I'm calling the cops.
You: Bye. Have a nice day. :)
Stranger: k
Stranger: So i see you haven't left yet
Stranger: does this mean something, huh?
Stranger: yeah?
Stranger: come on, honey
You: No...I was copying the conversation to send to someone.
You: They will find it amusing. :)
Stranger: oh\

[AllThatIsLeft]

lmao!!!

[Underground_Network]

Lmao, Autumn, that was great. :P

[Sage]

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Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hi
You: I'm not here for cybersex.
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

=(

[Underground_Network]

Lmao.

The only chat I had that lasted more than five seconds was this one:

Connecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: What are you?
You: Human I think.
Your conversational partner has disconnected.


Apparently they're into animals. 0.o

DON'T JUDGE!

0.o

[Aηdy]

Stranger: hiya
You: boooooooooo
Stranger: are you a guy?
You: ummm
Stranger: im a girl
You: let me look
You: hold on
Stranger: lol oky
Stranger: okay*
You: yer im a guy
Stranger: cool
Stranger: im looking for a text only cyber where i am dominated... do you wanna do it?
You: well atleast i think i am
You: you wanna what?
Stranger: cyber
Stranger: cyber sex
You: ooooooooooooo lol
Stranger: how old are you?
You: how old r ya
Stranger: 17
You: to old
You: i like them around 10
Stranger: awwww
You: lol
Stranger: please?
You: only kidding
Stranger: im small
Stranger: i look younger
You: im not lol
You: im 6foot 5" lol
Stranger: so will you cyber with me?
You: maybe in a min
You: were you from
You: ?
Stranger: australia
Stranger: you?
You: cool cool
You: UK
Stranger: nice
You: England
Stranger: yup
You: why you want cyber sex?
You: can you not get the real thing?
Stranger: cos im horny and i recently broke up with my boyfriend
Stranger: and the girl who i fool around with is out of town
You: must be more males that would shag ya
Stranger: yeah but i won't shag them
You: y not?/
You: shag them all ima
Stranger: they are jerks a buffoons... online i can just log off if i don't like you ;-)
You: lol
Stranger: and*
You: thats true
Stranger: and online i cant catch anything
You: also very true
You: apart from a virus
Stranger: and i can't actually be abused(despite the fact that i am looking for pretend abuse)
You: what do you look like then?
You: pics?
Stranger: no sorry... text only
You: i hate txt
Stranger: well... i am short. white. straight blonde hair
You: this is faster
You: hmmmm
You: interesting
Stranger: nope sorry... i am 99% anonymous
You: 99%?
Stranger: my hair sticks out a little
You: whats the 1%?
Stranger: well i told you which country i am in ;-)
You: lol
Stranger: and a bit of my looks
You: Name?
Stranger: not unless you want a fake one
You: no not really

[AllThatIsLeft]

lmao

[nick]

Stranger: hello
Me: piss off (knees in balls)

[Zephyr]

Stranger: hey you!
You: Say hi!
You: Haha
You: How's you stranger?
Stranger: hi! haha
Stranger: i'm good, and u?
You: I'm doing purdy swell = ]
You: Enjoying the beautiful weather
Stranger: really? where do you live?
You: Oregon, USA
You: You?
Stranger: Brazil
You: Ah, cool ^_^ What's it like down there?
Stranger: it's cool in there, and it's hot too
Stranger: *here
You: What's your name?
Stranger: Alice, yours?
You: Stephanie
You: Alice is one of my best friend's names, how funny = ]
Stranger: really? haha
You: lol, yup
Stranger: cool!
You: ^_^
You: How old are you? I'm 18.
Stranger: i'm 15
You: Fun

[Aηdy]

Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: Hey.
You: i cant stop wanking
Stranger: Nice.
Stranger: http://www.mk3oc.com/forum/images/smilies/tongue.gif
You: see the trouble is im a teacher
Stranger: http://www.mk3oc.com/forum/images/smilies/eek.gif
Stranger: Ohhh, yeaah!
You: and the children are starting to stare
Stranger: Why are you doing that at school then? Wait until you're home!!
You: but thats the trouble
You: i cant stop
Stranger: http://www.mk3oc.com/forum/images/smilies/eek.gif
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

[AllThatIsLeft]

Connecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hi
You: hi there
Stranger: do you freak out easily?
You: not at all.
Stranger: ok, good
You: why is that?
Stranger: because I have my dick in my hand and I'm trying to beat off to a webcam, and carry a conversation at the same time
Stranger: full disclosure, you know
You: look at you. what a multitasker
Stranger: I'm trying
You: is it working for ya?
Stranger: not really
Stranger: maybe I should focus on one or the other
You: yeah.. what is more demanding?
Stranger: it's hard to say
Stranger: both require two hands
You: are you human?
Stranger: I think so, although I've been called otherwise
You: what have you been called?
Stranger: inhuman
You: how come?
Stranger: I've also been in humans
You: before your mother gave you birth .. or ...?
Stranger: then, and since
You: so you live IN humans
Stranger: I swear, this chick is going to do some internal damage with that bottle
You: what bottle? internal damage?
Stranger: the webcam I'm watching
You: fun stab. whats she doing
Stranger: it's quite a show
You: i bet!
Stranger: you want a link to it?
You: no i'm good
You: is she bleeding?
Stranger: not that I can see
You: aww boring.
Stranger: but she's riding it pretty hard
Stranger: you like blood?
You: is the bottle broken?
You: hell yea
Stranger: no, the bottle is whole
Stranger: you have your red wings?
You: red wings?
Stranger: look it up, i'll wait right here
You: okay
Stranger: make sure to specify 'slang' when you look
You: yea because a hockey team doesnt seem to be what you mean
Stranger: haha
Stranger: no
You: oh that.
You: no i havent.
You: most guys arent into it
Stranger: oh hold on
Stranger: you're a chick...
Stranger: haha
You: what did you think?
Stranger: that you liked the idea of fucking a girl with a broken bottle
Stranger: in that case, it's impossible for you to have your red wings
Stranger: you wanna get fucked when it's all messy and bloody?
You: i like blood.
Stranger: how old are you?
You: i believe i am 108. i lived a long life
Stranger: you didn't answer my original question though..
You: what was that?
Stranger: Do you wanna get fucked when it's all messy and bloody?
You: depends where the blood is at.
You: and if its mine for not
Stranger: assuming you're on your period, let's say
Stranger: is that ok?
You: no. i get violent on my period.
You: i hit people if they touch me rough
You: i prefer cutting a wound
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

i think i freakedhim out =\

[Zephyr]

haha, I love this thing:

You: I am cornholio, more TP for my bunghole!
Stranger: ahahaha WTF
You: Yeah, we're gonna score Butthead.
You: CHICKS!
Stranger: you wanna get laid?
You: Hahaha
You: It's from Beavis and Butthead
You: It's a TV show
Stranger: never seen it, but i think it's hilarious that you said that as an intro
You: Hehe, just special I guess.
You: Anywho, howdy stranger!
Stranger: i'm on top of the world, what about you
You: Hm... I'd say the same ^_^
You: Cute guys without their shirts on are working on my parent's driveway, hehe.
Stranger: is this a girl or a boy?
You: Girl
You: You?
Stranger: oh haha well that makes sense
Stranger: same here
You: Here's the show I was talking about: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N7MMTwIlWlU
Stranger: k thanks haha
You: Haha
You: One time I did that at work. Pulled my shirt over my head and walked around the store like that since it was a dead night. My coworkers were cracking up laughing xD
Stranger: ahahah this is hilarious
You: I know, I love it! lol

[nachtspiegel]

Autumn, that was great.
Addi sent this to me a little more than a week ago.

[Gumleaf]

hmmm, i can't say i have had much success with this. all my chats totally suck. this is one of them:


You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: this sucks
You: hmm, it does rather
You: quite the bore lol
Stranger: rather it does
Stranger: bore the quite
You: bore it does
Stranger: does it bore?
Stranger: oh romeo oh romeo
You: it rather does bore
Stranger: id rather bore than does work
You: i would bore before doing work also
Stranger: my brain just overheated
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

[Sage]

Connecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: Hi
You: Curses. You again.
Stranger: oh dayum, you caught me
You: I could've sworn I annihilated you last time we encountered eachother.
Stranger: Please explain? haha
You: I threw you inside that rocket loaded with popcorn kernels bound for the sun, remember?
You: There's no way you could've survived that.
Stranger: Oh right..
Stranger: thanks
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

[Gumleaf]

Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hiiii
You: howdy doody
Stranger: i like men
You: i like women
Stranger: OMG
Stranger: i'm a woman!
You: omg i'm a man
Stranger: YAY
You: agreed ^ lol
Stranger: wanna make out?!
You: hmmm, my gf would object to that, but meh lol
Stranger: she won't care!
You: ok
Stranger: *virtual make out*
You: yeah. i like it when my girls may chicken noises when i make out with them
Stranger: that's weird i like when guys make cow noises when i make out with them!
You: that would be interesting "mooooooo" & "cock-a-doodle-doo"
Stranger: sexy
You: i also like when a girl whistles like a kettle when she orgasms.
Stranger: i do that
Stranger: every time
You: while making chicken noises
Stranger: of course
You: good
You: so are you making chicken noises then?
Stranger: cluck cluck cluck
You: i also like that when a girl makes out with me, that she barks like a dog too
Stranger: WOOF
Stranger: i have to tell you something
You: mhmm
Stranger: i'm hannah montana
You: omg. so i can tell the world i made you make chicken noise, whistle like a kettle and bark like a dog while making out?
Stranger: yeah, that would enhance my slut rep
You: good. will do
You: if you do something else for me
Stranger: of course
You: i also like when my girls make horse noises during sex. do you do that?
Stranger: yes i do!
You: hmmm. can you practice for me now?
Stranger: i have sex with my 20 year old boyfriend all the time, but don't tell anyone cause he'd get arrested
Stranger: neighhh
You: does your bf "moooooo" during making out then?
Stranger: yeah, it turns me on
You: yeah, i find animal noises a huge turn on
Stranger: as do i.
Stranger: well i better gooo
Stranger: i've got a concer
Stranger: t
You: ok
Stranger: bye!
You: bye
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

[Dagenadriel]

Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: Sup Sexy Mother Fucker
You: Not really
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hi
Stranger: hi
Stranger: hi
You: hey you
Stranger: balls
Stranger: what up
You: ballsy?
Stranger: ?
You: not much
Stranger: lol
Stranger: ur boring
You: I live in a giant bucket
Stranger: me no
You: with my laptop
Stranger: poop
Stranger: in
Stranger: my patns
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hey
You: Wanna Cyber?
Stranger: asl?
You: 102/Herm/The Moon
Stranger: ohhhhhhhhhh nice
Stranger: im on mars
You: Is david bowie there?
Stranger: nah hes gone back to london for a bit
You: oh, that sucks
Stranger: yeah
You: must be pretty boring up there
Stranger: not bad alot of red stuff
Stranger: like my bum
You: Everybody like red
You: likes*
Stranger: yeah im half baboon
Stranger: so my ass is red
You: Thats... interesting.
You: maybe you just got spanked
You: a lot
You: =P
Stranger: yeah its pretty hot
Stranger: i think
You: Thats great.
You have disconnected.

[Bobby]

You: hi

Stranger: العربية

You: umm

Stranger: ?

You: English?

Stranger: +/_

Stranger: +/-

You: ok

You: bye

[Kaleidoscope Eyes]

Awh, Bobby yours was boring. Mine is too though, considering there isn't one. I'm a little afraid. xP

[IAMWILL]

Haha I love the:

English?
+_\

Fucking Arabic... I think... It might be burmese...

[Axellance]

i hope he wasnt serious about any of that lol

Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: heloo
Stranger: What's the most important thing in your life?
You: umm...my friends and family i suppose
Stranger: Ah, why's that?
You: because they are amazing.
You: how do you feel about fire hydrants?
You: i am not to crazy about them, but i like red fire hydrants better then yellow ones
Stranger: They're red and sometimes yellow
You: yes this is true
Stranger: they're pissed on by dogs stereotypically
You: they also look like little tiny midget people waring constructions helmets if you have a good imagination
Stranger: I suppose they save lives at times
Stranger: and can be refreshing to kids in the city on a hot day supposedly
You: hmm, i think that amount of water pressure would be a tad painful.
You: i wouldn't want to play in the stream of a fire hydrant.
Stranger: not if it's spraying upwards
Stranger: and coming down like a sprinkler
You: i suppose that may be less painful
Stranger: What's your deepest, darkest secret?
You: umm...i like to have hot rough sex with mt teddy bear, its pretty intence!
You: :P
Stranger: kinky
You: most definitely
Stranger: Are you a girl?
Stranger: It's way past your bed time
You: nope im a hot & sexy male prostitute
Stranger: same
You: its a good life getting paid to do my favorite thing in the world!!!! why would anyone shy away from such a rewarding career!
Stranger: Good question
You: i wonder if fish like gummy worms???
Stranger: Because of the social implications perhaps
You: eh' the people who hate one prostitutes just need to get laid more often
You: on*
Stranger: yeah I suppose
Stranger: But working in any kind of porn business closes doors for many other job options that's for sure
You: pfft not if you dont want to do anything else with your life :P
Stranger: Sure
Stranger: But I have big dreams
Stranger: and a big cock
Stranger: which way do I go?
You: I have a cactus named Charlie! he is adorable but he gets pissed when you try to pet him :(
You: always trust your cock it knows best!
Stranger: nah it's the smaller head
You: hah, not on my body ;) jk
Stranger: oh
Stranger: I almost would have believed you
Stranger: if you hadn't put the jk there
You: hmm, that eaither means you dont think i am inteligent or i am hella hung!
You: i will assume the latter
You: it maked me feel better about myself
You: :P
You: you are a talkative one now arent you?
Stranger: ya
Stranger: I killed a woman
Stranger: after I raped her
Stranger: and no one knows but you
Stranger: and you can't do a damn thing about it
Stranger: I love this site for thist
You: hmm, i am calling my pimp
You: ill see what he can do
You: maybe he will help you hide the body
Stranger: the body is hidden
Stranger: so to speak
You: hmm im off to bed
You: better be sure its really hidden ;)
You: nighty night

then my second i take it they where scared :P

Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: hiya my homosexual lover!
You: I have a cactus named Charlie
You: Do fish like gummy worms?
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

[Hyper]

I sat around therre for 2 hours today..

And I only found really normal people xD

I did encounter one person who was looking for cyber.. But he left as soon as I greeted him with an insane question..

WHERE IS MY GOLD?!

But otherwise I got 2 new people on my MSN xD

[Donkey]

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Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: Hi
You: hi
Stranger: nice to meet ou
Stranger: you
You: Whats up :P
Stranger: where are you from ?
You: england
Stranger: i am from taiwan
You: cool
Stranger: Ha, it's mid night here
You: Cool
You: it's like 5pm here
Stranger: so it's afternoon there?
Stranger: yes
You: Yea
Stranger: do you watch F1
You: Nope... well sometimes. but not much
You: :P
You: so why are you on here?
Stranger: hmm..
You: ?
Stranger: I get the web site from
Stranger: a bulltin system
You: same
Stranger: we call it BBS in Taiwan
You: Well
You: I found it on an internet forum i go on
Stranger: sometimes, it Call "Bye Bye School... "
You: Lol
Stranger: bcz many colledge students use it .. (or call play it)
Stranger: and waste too much time on it
You: lol
You: thats the same with this forum
Stranger: I am a computer teacher and also a programmer
You: well it's not a waste of time..
You: Cool
Stranger: and you ?
You: I am a dad of two kids! lol
Stranger: ohoh...
Stranger: are they cute ?
You: Yes, 3 and 6 lol
You: :)
Stranger: hm...
Stranger: you must be a good data
Stranger: dad
Stranger: ha.
You: well I think I am :P
Stranger: I found that in the system, we can meet people from the whole world
You: G2G
You: bye
Stranger: ok 81
You have disconnected.

.. yeah, I kinda lied :P

[Mzor203]

Mah first attempt...

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Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

Stranger: hi

You: hi

Stranger: how are you?

You: I'm feeling rather gay today

You: luckily tomorrow is wednesday....

Stranger: and what is so special with wednesday?

You: I'm not gay on wednesdays

You: only tuesdays

Stranger: ook..

You: I am one fucked up guy

Stranger: no shit

You: so what day are you gay on?

Stranger: i'm never ever gay

You: oh

You: that must be painful

Stranger: extremely

You: I heard it's bad for your colon

You: but then again

You: the media lows everything out of proportion these days

You: *blows

Stranger: yeah...

You: sorry I was having sex with my keyboard and my 'B' key broke

Stranger: you are one fucked up guy

Stranger: FB?

You: what? I can pleasure myself any way I want to

You: what s this 'FB' you speak of?

Then he left....

[Triceratops]

I gots a stupid boring person :|

You: Howdy
Stranger: HEY
Stranger: Whts up/
You: The sky!
You: Geddit?
Stranger: i'm not outside are u??
Stranger: bye

[Underground_Network]

Lmao @ Marcie's. :P

[Cloud]

onnecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: sexy talk?
Stranger: im a girl
You: klat yxes
You: lrig a mi
Stranger: ?
Stranger: language?
You: egaugnal
Your conversational partner has disconnected.


Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: sup
You: hi
Stranger: do you like dresses?
Stranger: short dresses?
You: no
Stranger: in red colour?
Stranger: ofc on grils ass
You: i dont have boobs so tey dont fit to well
You: ooh
Stranger: <removed link cos i dno what it is>
You: yes
Stranger: what do you think
Stranger: about this
You: can i be bothered to copy the link?
You: can i fuck
Stranger: no
You: ur learning fast
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

[MysticalBurrito]

Connecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hi
You: Alojha!
Stranger: are you god/
You: *aloha
Stranger: ?
You: Am i what?
Stranger: god
Stranger: the lord
Stranger: I got a question for god
Stranger: but can't find him
You: Oh no im a crazy chipmunk living in a tree kissing my big coconuts
You: XD
Stranger: oh :(
You: Sorry to disipoint you
Stranger: im sorry to...
You: Maybe i can answr your queston
Stranger: I always kill chipmunks
You: D8<
Stranger: so im sorry
You: XD
You: :P no biggie you probly killed my uncle oh well
Stranger: well... my question to god was, ''why do you faill so hard, loser? " but since you ain't him
You: 0_0
Stranger: was your uncle a fat chipmunk?
Stranger: then maybe I DID kill him
Stranger: yes
You: :( yesh he was fat
Stranger: oh, im sorry :(
Stranger: then I did kill him
You: Then i ate his balls :P
You: XD
Stranger: You ate his balls? :O
You: Yep
You: They where juicy XD
Stranger: OH MY GOD......I mean..... FOCK YOU GOD, DIE DIE
You: 0.o
Stranger: I like mudkips
Stranger: do you?
You: What?
Stranger: mudkips?
You: Never heard of em
Stranger: you don't know mudkips?
Stranger: oh :9
Stranger: :(
You: Yeah
Stranger: thats a shame....
You: I guess
Stranger:
Stranger: there you go
You: Hmmm so you arent another crazy chipmunk looking for sex? :(
Stranger: no
Stranger: When I want to have sex, imma get it whenever I wanty
Stranger: im pimp
You: I olny like Chippyporn.com
You: :)
Stranger: yeah those ladeys are good, sometimes I watch youporn
You: 0_0
You: Damn
You: Hardcore
Stranger: Only sometimes :D
You: XD
You: Ok one quest
You: ion
Stranger: quest/
Stranger: ?
Stranger: oh
Stranger: question
Stranger: yes
Stranger: ask ask ask meh
You: You arent some crazy 45 yr old pedophile are you?
Stranger: yes I am..... :$ do you like my ball hair?
Stranger: hahaha
Stranger: GOT YOU THERE
You: Yep i like it there XD
Stranger: yep me to, but normalito I got the ladies to do that
Stranger: like *snap*
You: D8< ball hair is a sin!!
Stranger: and 10 girls are here
Stranger: I don't have ball hair
You: Huh?
You: TMI
Stranger: well, I snap my fingers, and can fuck 10 girl if I want
Stranger: each day
You: well i gotta go feed my 5 children
Stranger: imma very rich rapper/pimp
Stranger: woow
You: enjoy your ball hair over and out
Stranger: your'e broke aren't you?
Stranger: bye
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
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:P it was fun until he started talking about fucking ladys

[TigerLily]

Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: heylo?
Stranger: hio
Stranger: hungry
Stranger: high
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

:P

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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: Hi!
You: heylo :)
Stranger: I have to leave in about five minutes, so it's your job to make sure those five minutes are AWESOME
Stranger: =D
Stranger: Think you can do that?
You: =]
You: well, i am pretty damn awesome :D
You: jks :P
Stranger: What! jk? Are you telling me you're not awesome?
Stranger: ARE YOU TELLING ME I'M WASTING MY TIME?
You: hehe :P
You: are you awesome?
Stranger: I am pretty awesome, but I warn you, talking about how awesome I am doesn't contribute to making this converastion awesome!
You: and there is only 4mins left!!!
Stranger: Needs moar exploding bears and sharks playing guitar!
You: hell yes!!!
Stranger: HELL YES
You: *gets out guitar and shark costume*
Stranger: NEEDS MORE CAPS LOCK
You: INDEED I DO!!!
Stranger: CAPS LOCK IS FUCKIN' SWEET
Stranger: WOOOOO
Stranger: LET'S GO KICK SOME ASS
You: TOTALLY :P
You: WHAT WITH OUR AWESOMENESS AND ALL
Stranger: AND POWER LEGS
You: =]
Stranger: TELL ME ABOUT SOMETHING AWESOME
Stranger: LIKE BACON-ENCRUSTED POWER TOOLS
You: BROCCOLI ENCRUSTED POWER TOOLS (IM VEGGIE)
You: ITS NOT HALF AS AWESOME THO
Stranger: OH NO
Stranger: =p
You: I IS SORRY!
Stranger: IT'S FINE
Stranger: IT'S FINE
You: FORGIVE ME?
You: HEHE
Stranger: VEGETARIANISM IS AWESOME
Stranger: I MAY BE EXAGGERATING
Stranger: BUT
Stranger: IT
Stranger: MUST
Stranger: BE
Stranger: AWESOME
Stranger: BECAUSE WE'RE TALKING ABOUT IT
Stranger: AND THIS CONVERSATION IS ONLY ABOUT AWESOMENESS
You: AWESOMENESS!!!!!!
Stranger: YES
You: FOREVER!!!
Stranger: WOOOOOOOOOOO!
Stranger: I JUST TRIED
Stranger: I JUST TRIED HITTING CAPS LOCK AGAIN
Stranger: BECAUSE I WANTED IT TO BE EVEN MORE AWESOME
Stranger: TURNS OUT
Stranger: IT JUST MAKES IT LOWERCASE AGAIN
Stranger: =(
You: NOW THATS SOOOO NOT AWESOME :p
Stranger: I KNOW
Stranger: DOUBLE CAPSLOCK SHOULD BE LIKE
Stranger: EXPLODING TEXT
Stranger: OR SOMETHIN
Stranger: LISTEN THOUGH
Stranger: OUR TIME IS UP
Stranger: AND THIS AWESOMENESS MUST COME TO AN END
You: AWWWW
Stranger: YOU'RE AWESOME MAN
You: HAVE AN AWESOME DAY!!!
Stranger: HAVE AN AWESOME DAY
Stranger: YESSSS
You: WELL, OBVIOUSLY :p
You: AS ARE YOU
Stranger: AWESOME!
Stranger: OKAY, AWESOME GOODBYE!
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

lmao, they mighta even been high :P

Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hi
You: heya
You: hows you?
Stranger: fine
Stranger: you?
You: im good :)
Stranger: Glad to hear it
You: lol, thanks
Stranger: <3
Stranger: Buttsechs now?

[MysticalBurrito]

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Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: =D a chipmunk!!
Stranger: are you HUMAN
You: Nope you?
Stranger: meat popsicle
You: Niiicccceeee
You: Though fruit is better
Stranger: Im slacking off at work
You: Cool
Stranger: its great
You: Im taking care of my 10 kids
Stranger: that probably sucks worse than work
You: Its not bad its terrible when they keep flushing eachother down the toilet D8<
Stranger: are your kids goldfish per chance?
You: Nah their chipmunks like me!
Stranger: oh right
You: Uh HUm
Stranger: my cat kills chipmunks
Stranger: pretty evil
Stranger: he maims them, then my dog comes running up and finishes them off
You: D8< i better watch out!
Stranger: its kinda sad reallt
Stranger: y
You: True that was my aunt....
Stranger: Id beat the cat but its just as wrong
You: Yeah it is
Stranger: O well I g2g cya
You: bye

Well this was interesting

[TigerLily]

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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

You: heylo?
Stranger: hello
You: how are you?
Stranger: I am sad, how are you?
You: im ok, y r u sad?
Stranger: because I want jelly beans

[Techno Monster]

Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: hi!
Stranger: hi
Stranger: asl?
You: usa chick
You: no sex
Stranger: ok
You: put your wood in your pants
You: okay thanks
Stranger: weird
You: wow you act like my last boyfriends
Stranger: ahahahhahaha
Stranger: sorry
You: asl?
Stranger: 19
Stranger: f
You: ohh okay
Stranger: no location
You: im probably the only person on this site who isn't here for sex >.>
Stranger: hahahahahhahaha
Stranger: me too
You: yay!
You: :D
Stranger: female?
You: yep
Stranger: what r u doing?
You: just sitting here, just got back from school
You: you?
Stranger: just listing to music and talk in msn
Stranger: school only tomorrow
You: cool
You: what kind of music do you like?
Stranger: im like an emo u know
Stranger: i like the used
You: me too!
You: and children of bodom
Stranger: really?
You: yep
Stranger: i dont know this
Stranger: its good?
You: they are a metal band
Stranger: hmmm
You: they are amazing!
You: <3
Stranger: i will search
You: yay
Stranger: hehehehhehe
Stranger: im listening to papa roach now
You: cool
You: :d
You: :D*
You: i manly like all kinds of metal, punk, rock
Stranger: uh
Stranger: i like
Stranger: here in brazil everybody like axé
You: ohh
Stranger: do u know axé?
You: im a bit of a metal head
You: lol
You: is brazil a cool place to live?
Stranger: yeah
Stranger: i like the beaches
Stranger: and yhe people
Stranger: the weather is good too
You: thats pretty cool, I live in a state with no beaches, we have a river though
Stranger: i live in sao paulo...the beach is like 1 hour from here
You: nice :)
Stranger: yeah
Stranger: where r u from?
You: kentucky
You: yep
You: i live on a farm with horses and farm animals
Stranger: hmm
Stranger: cool
Stranger: i love horses
Stranger: ahahhahaha
You: yeah, they are my babies
Stranger: aah
Stranger: i would like to have horses
Stranger: i have only fishes
Stranger: they are boring
You: i bet
Stranger: yeah
Stranger: oh i have to go
You: okay
Stranger: dinner
You: byebye
Stranger: byee
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

[Aηdy]

Wow Caitlin, a normal conversation lol.

[Underground_Network]

Rachel, I like your second conversation. :P

[TigerLily]

^^ Hehe, twas funny :D

[Techno Monster]

LOL!!!!
I like this guy! :D

Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2Xvt0eHcsMk
Stranger: MOTHERUFCKER
Stranger: BEND AT THE KNEES
You: okay,...
Stranger: TO THIS SONG
Stranger: BEND YOUR KNEES IN TIME TO THE MUSID
Stranger: C
Stranger: YOU WIL SEE THE DEVIL
Stranger: AND HE IS ASIAN
Stranger: (BEND UR KNEES)
You: wow...
Stranger: WHAT IS THE STATUS OF YOUR KNEES
You: THEY TRANSFORMED INTO SQURILLS!!!!
Stranger: JUST AS I PREDICTED
Stranger: BEND YOUR SQUIRRLELES
You: MY SAUIRRLELELES ARE BENT!!!
You: AND EATING MY KEY BOARD!
You: I HAVE NOW SEEN THE DEVIL, I KNOW ALL THE WORLDS SECRETS!!!
You: I MUST FORNACATE A MOOSE TO STOP THE TENSION!
You: now!!!
Stranger: awesome
Stranger: thats totally
Stranger: wow
Stranger: thats never happened before
Stranger: from now on
Stranger: you and me
Stranger: are brothers
Stranger: like
Stranger: not in the black way
Stranger: but blood
Stranger: we are related by blood
Stranger: we have the same mother
Stranger: WE EMERGED FROM TEH SAME UTERUS
You: :0
Stranger: AT THE SAME TIME
Stranger: IT KILLED MUMMA
Stranger: THE SQUEEZIN KILLED MUMMA
You: i know now!!!!
Stranger: WHY YOU GO AND KILL MUMMA
Stranger: I HATE YOU I HATE YOU
You: I AM SUCHA BAD PERZON!!!
Stranger: i will leave you with your shame
Stranger: and robots http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ElejjDjTtAQ
Stranger: HAHA ROBOTS
Stranger: BEND AT YOUR FUCKING KNEES
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

[Dagenadriel]

Connecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: wild stranger appeared
You: go conversational topic I choose you!
Stranger: haha, omg, thats the best reply ive heard to that today XD
You: yay! I win!
Stranger: indeed
Stranger: so, hello! A/s/l!?
You: not on the interwebz! flithy boy.
Stranger: um, filthy girl, please!
Stranger: lolage
You: =P
Stranger: well then, unleash ur coversational topic :P
You: umm... fish fillets? love em' or hate em'?
Stranger: love em... loooooove fish...
Stranger: although, not as much as i looove chicken...
You: [>(0)
You: that is a fish
You: btw
Stranger: can u make a chicken?
You: I can cook a chicken, but I can't give birth to one.
You: because I'm male
You: and a human
Stranger: hehe... the whole human part came second, love it :P
You: your not a human?
Stranger: lolage, no, im a huwoman! LO
Stranger: *:P
You: Then you can't make a chicken either.
You: without a stove
You: >.>
Stranger: no... or without an egg
You: you could try.
You: or you could say you made achickenand impress everyone
You: a chicken and*
Stranger: i can hypnotise one
You: thats not really the same, unless its mother is a a squirell
Stranger: duno wat to do with it after tha
You: =P
Stranger: lol
Stranger: is ur mum a squirell?!
Stranger: or a chicken?
You: maybe shes both!
You: or neither!
Stranger: i will never no!?
Stranger: just like i will never know ur a/s/l!?
You: verily!
Stranger: :(
You: well, you know S of A/S/L
You: can't you settle for that?!
Stranger: that is very true...
Stranger: no, tell me a and i will be happy
Stranger: because i guess ages and i like knowing if im right...
You: Guess
Stranger: hmm, i put u at 19
Stranger: too high?
You: Oh no, the worms are coming!
Stranger: or too low?
Stranger: wat?
You: I put myself at 14!
You: the worms!
You: the worms!
Stranger: wow... u didnt seem younger than me...
Stranger: and im 17...
You: enjoy your fish fill-chicken without me!
You: goodbye!
Stranger: bye
You have disconnected.

[Underground_Network]

^^ I think you were the first person here to disconnect from the stranger, rather than the other way around. 0.o

:P

[Dagenadriel]

This one is really strange, I stole the starting line from the last guy.

Connecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: wild stranger appeared!
Stranger: GO, CHARMANDER.
You: Wild stranger uses awkward topic!
Stranger: I use flamethrower?
You: Wild stanger pulls out two auto-shotguns and blows your indecisive brains out!
Stranger: I poop my pants?
You: Wild stranger calls the custodian to clean up the poopy mess!
Stranger: hahahaha
You: Wild stranger is irratated by the shrill "HAHAHAHA". He is confused!
Stranger: I use pokeball.
You: Wild stranger asks "for what", but directs the question at a lampshade in his confusion!
Stranger: LOL
You: The laughing sends WIld stranger into a spiral of confused depression.
You: !
Stranger: I flee?
You: Wild stranger yells for you in an angsty voice, you are drawn back.
Stranger: LOL
Stranger: I call ghost busters
You: Wild stranger jumps up and hugs the ghost buster nearest to him!
Stranger: I, in seeing Wild stranger be distracted, flee quietly yet quickly.
You: Wild stranger break down into tears behind you. Wild stranger iis defeated!
Stranger: VICTORY!
You: you gain +56 exp
Stranger: YES!
Stranger: I GROW TO LEVEL 89?
You: you find Wild stranger's credit card, complete with bank account info
Stranger: I SPEND IT ALL ON A NEW CAR
Stranger: AND HOUSE
Stranger: AND THEN CHANGE MY NAME
You: Card over max, IRS appears!
Stranger: SHIT
You: Supper appears over the horizon, IRS flees!
Stranger: YES!
You: goodbye
You have disconnected.

I left because supper was being served. =P

[Donkey]

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Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hi! random question for a random stranger: have you ever got your head stuck in anything?
You: no
You: lol
You: ;p
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

[DarkWingedAngel]

Connecting to server...

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

Stranger: hello ^^

You: hi

Stranger: whats up?

You: nothing really

You: you?

Stranger: same here.

You: suckey

Stranger: :O ;)

You: how you doing?

Stranger: fine. and you? ^^

You: great

Stranger: Ok. :P (Y)

Stranger: were are you from?


You: mars

You: it's funn

You: you?

Stranger: yeah, it's fun ;) me and my friends are from differents planets. i'm from pluto ^^

You: wow thats pretty far a way

You: away*

Stranger: yes. ;) and cold :/

You: yea

You: i have been there a few times

Stranger: oh, cool. :P you maybe saw me then ;)

You: maybe

Stranger: on mars do you speak english?

You: yea

Stranger: Ok ;)

You: on pluto do you speak English?

Stranger: noo. :P

You: ohhhh

You: what do you speak on pluto?

Stranger: swedish :P

You: ohhhh

You: nice

Stranger: yeah, but swedish is very ugly..

You: i don't think so

Stranger: have you heard us speak? ^^

You: yea

Stranger: ok.

Stranger: but i think its ugly

You: why?

Stranger: idont know actully..

You: OH

You: sorry caps

Stranger: haha XD

You: Do you like cheese?

Stranger: yes.. why? :O

You: OMG me too

You: Chees is awesome

You: cheese*

Stranger: yea.. maybe,, :O

You: what about cake

Stranger: isn't many people who likes cheese? :O

You: here on mars no one likes it

Stranger: oh, the planets.. i have forgott XD

Stranger: *forgotten..

You: Have yo been to mars?

Stranger: yes, once ^^

You: we can fly on mars

Stranger: yea, me too. ^^

You: well martins born here can fly

Stranger: but my mum are from mars, thats maybe way

You: maybe

Stranger: yes..

Stranger: but i have one question, are you a gay or a girl ?^^

Stranger: it was nice talking to you. bye ;)












haha

[Donkey]

Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: Helloo.
You: hiii
You: How are you?
You: :)
Stranger: I just got spammed by two people, so I hope you're nice.
Stranger: I'm doing well.
You: I'm good lol.
Stranger: I just did my nails neon yellow!
You: Cool
You: Yellow is my favourite colour :3
Stranger: How about you?
You: Ahh listening to a good bit of music
Stranger: Oh, what band?
You: The earphones broke so I have to use low-quality speakers >.<
Stranger: YELLOW IS MY FAVE COLOUR TOO
Stranger: WOAH
You: Disturbed :D
You: Lol =D we're made for eachother!
Stranger: Hahaha, I like "Down with the Sickness"
You: Yeah
You: Tis good
You: ELO has come on lol
Stranger: I'm listening to Coconut Records
You: Cool
You: so what country do you live in?
Stranger: America, sadly
You: Awwww
You: Lol
Stranger: You?
You: England myself :D
Stranger: Ugh, so jealous
Stranger: I wish I lived in England
You: [:
You: It's overrated lol
Stranger: I visited the UK this summer and I loved it :o
You: But yeah ^^.
Stranger: I dunno, I hate America pretty mucvh
You: What did you like so much about it?
Stranger: We are all fat bastards
You: Lol
Stranger: I am a huge fan of... accents.
Stranger: And.. fashion..
You: Ahh the British accent!!
You: The best!
Stranger: And.. all the people..
Stranger: And.. the history..
Stranger: Basically.. everything
You: Chavs are our problem unfortunately.
Stranger: Lol
Stranger: What is a chav?
You: A wannbe gangster
You: who litter the streets.
Stranger: Ah, we have them here of course, lol
You: And wear tracksuits lol.
Stranger: hahaha
You: Ya the whole of England hates them lol
Stranger: so why do they exist? ;o
You: No idea :o
You: They kinda developed
Stranger: Oh noes.
You: from gangster movies I think lol
Stranger: Dude, here we just call them "wangstas" and such.
You: 2fast2furious is a chav favourite.
You: Lol wangstas
Stranger: Never seen it, hmm.
You: It's a chav film. :)
You: (about cars and racing)
Stranger: And "wiggas" lol
You: lol!
Stranger: I've heard of it, yeah
You: Soooo
You: You should move to England
Stranger: still I'd deal with chavs if it meant hearing british accents all day
Stranger: omfg I love them
You: Who?!
Stranger: I want to. I'm trying to go to college there
You: lol
You: Yeah Cambridgeshire is nice (where I'm at)
You: Cambridge University world famous lol 8)
Stranger: Cool, I went to London, Cambridge, and Edinburgh.
You: So you got the lot then!
You: What did you see in London?
Stranger: A lot
You: Buckingham Palace?
You: 10 Downing Street?
You: Big Ben?
Stranger: The Tower, The Eye, Big Ben, yeah
You: <3 London is the best
Stranger: A lot of shopping lol, we went to Camden
You: Especially at night.
You: Haha
Stranger: I know I loveeee London
You: If you go to England and see JD Sports...
Stranger: I want to go there agaiiiin
You: that's where chavs get their stuff xD
Stranger: urgk
You: :]
Stranger: I like TopShop, they dont have it in america
You: TopShop is awesome...
You: well TopMan for me xD
Stranger: oh, hahaha
Stranger: yeah, it was pretty beast though
You: do you have MSN?
Stranger: no, sorry
You: Awww
You: Skype?
Stranger: noooooooope, only aim but i never use it
You: Haha same
Stranger: Man, I want a sloppy joe.
Stranger: I am hungry,
You: A sloppy joe?
You: Sounds horrid lol
Stranger: Yeah.
Stranger: No sloppy joes in England?
Stranger: Oh no.
You: eww I just googled it...
You: Yuck
Stranger: Are you a vegetarian or something
Stranger: ?
You: Nope
You: A full English breakfast is where it's at :D
Stranger: Lol Its like a burger with less compactness
Stranger: Mmm teaa
You: I had black pudding the other day...
Stranger: haha
You: It was discusting
You: :(
You: Soooo..
You: what you doing?
Stranger: I did enjoy bangers and mash when I was there, lol.
Stranger: Now.. I am doing nothing.
Stranger: i
You: Lol
Stranger: might go eat a sloppy joe soon.
You: Bangers and mash is gooooood
You: Never put too much butter in mash potato though...
You: it ruins it.
You: Tip there xD
Stranger: Eh, I like butter
You: It just makes it..
Stranger: Now I want some peanut butter.. mmmmmm
You: wet and salty
You: mmmmmmmmmm
You: I sometimes just eat like a big chunk of peanut butter lol
Stranger: SAME
You: xD
Stranger: I adore peanut butter
You: Ya not too much though
You: Lots of fat in it
Stranger: Eh.
You: lol
Stranger: Do you like living in England?
You: I've never lived anywhere else so it's the norm for me.
You: I have nothing to compare it to.
You: I've been on holiday though
Stranger: To where?
You: Loads of places...
Stranger: :P
Stranger: Ever to America?
You: Greece, Italy, Spain, Mallorca, Portugal, Istanbull, New Zealand,
You: Not America :P
Stranger: Damn I want to go to Istanbul
You: It's awesome :)
Stranger: I am so jealouss
You: Lol
You: Where have you been then?
Stranger: I've been to England, Scotland, Ireland, France, Germany... but I really want to go to Russia
You: Russia is big
You: what part?
Stranger: St. Petersburg, lol
You: lol
Stranger: Or Moscow
You: Good places. :]
You: I have to go now
You: it was nice talking to you.
Stranger: I am a bit obsessed with russia
Stranger: Okay!
Stranger: Bye!
You: Byyeeee
You have disconnected.

[DarkWingedAngel]

Connecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: hi
Stranger: Hullo?
You: whats up?
Stranger: HEY. Not much, you?
You: nothing really
Stranger: This is pretty crazy. I've never used this site.
You: haha same
You: but it's a good way to pass time
Stranger: It definitely is, haha.
You: yea
Stranger: Even if I should be doing work right now, haha.
You: so did you come here because someone told you to or because you were bored?
Stranger: I just saw someone posted it, haha. I thought it would be fun to check out.
You: cool
You: same here
Stranger: Well, welcome to the interwebz.
Stranger: Haha
You: haha
You: where did you get the link from?
Stranger: From a music forum that I go to.
Stranger: Actually.
Stranger: What about you?
You: a site called VT
Stranger: Those are my initials.
Stranger: But not really.
Stranger: Hahaha
Stranger: OKAY.
Stranger: Five questions.
Stranger: With five truthful answers.
You: ok
Stranger: I'm putting this on you, haha.
Stranger: FIRE AWAY.
You: huh?
Stranger: To ask the questions. I'm putting it on you, haha.
You: why?
You: im not good at asking
Stranger: Hahaha, FINE.
Stranger: jk
Stranger: Favorite film?
You: hmmmm
You: I think it would have to be Disturbia
Stranger: Ooh, oker. Favorite band/musician?
You: hmmmm
You: Marilyn Manson
Stranger: I know that fellow.
Stranger: UMM.
Stranger: Which KITCHEN APPLIANCE do you identify the most with?
You: the spork
Stranger: Hahaha, nice.
You: yea
Stranger: If you could go anywhere in the world, where would you go?
You: hmmmm
You: ether Sidney Austrailia or London England
Stranger: Good choices. I've always wanted to go to England, too.
You: cool
Stranger: Yeah!
Stranger: BALLS. I've got to run, it was good talking to you, though!
Stranger: On my maiden voyage of the site, hahaha.
You: haha
You: nice talkin to you
Stranger: See ya!
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wow i got a nice person

[ShatteredWings]

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You: hi
Stranger: where are you at?
You: My location, t'is mars
You: :P
Stranger: no like are you in a bedroom or a kitchen or what?
You: I happen to be on a laptop with very good internet pickup on mars
Stranger: ok
Stranger: what are you breathing?
Stranger: ain't no air in space
You: Air. What else?
You: There is an atmosphere on mars
Stranger: not anymore
You: I'm a very interesting being
Stranger: I'll be the judge of that
Stranger: favourite colour
Stranger: ?
You: Haha. Come here to mars, find me and another girl who has wings and say that I'm not slightly interesting
You: Colour? Um.. Purple, followed by black, blood red, and hot pink
Stranger: i like white
Stranger: like greyish white
You: You like things to look unclean?
Stranger: yes
Stranger: but not dirty
You: Is there a difference?
Stranger: yes
You: Explain.
Stranger: it's the same difference between yes and sure
You: S'il-vous-plait.
You: ?
Stranger: please?
You: I don't see the difference. There is no differnce between 'yes' and 'sure'
Stranger: how they are spelled
Stranger: and sure connnotes an aspect of apathy
You: They mean the same thing. Color/color
You: *colour/color
Stranger: yeah??
You: Same meaning. Same thing. What version of English are you speaking anyway?
Stranger: 4.6
Stranger: are you on beta?
You: Ha. No i mean like American vs. Brittish vs. Canadian ect.
You: No, I'm on a laptop
Stranger: I am president clinton
Stranger: mel gibsons brother
You: Okay. What is FORMER President Clinton doing on this site, and I *know* he's not related to Mel Gibson.
Stranger: ...I guess he's talking to you
Stranger: that's what I'm doing
You: He's talking to a "human child" who has managed to bust a huge government secrete?
Stranger: what secret?
You: About 1% of Earth's population is half martain, and almost 20% is being influenced by aliens. The results of this are what is referd to as "mental illness"
Stranger: i see
You: Also, you can't seem to spell. Therefore, the United States has had a dumb president for far longer than 8 years
You: *spell, or use capital letters.
Stranger: i ran out of capital letters
You: Yes sure you did. It's called "using the shift key"
Stranger: THATS WHAT IT IS CALLED!?!
You: Yes. It is. Are you able to capatlize properly, or am I to assume you're an imposter?
Stranger: PRESIDENT GETS TO MAKE THE RULES SWEETHEART
You: 1. You're a FORMER president, therefore you don't have power. 2. How do you know if I'm female?
Stranger: I CALl everyone sweetheart
Stranger: cause I fly solo
You: Okay. Sure. Sweetheart refers to a girl, or a loved one.
Stranger: like everyone elde
You: elde?
Stranger: yes
Stranger: new spelling for "else"
You: Define. "elder" is a word. "else" is a word. "elde" is not reconized.
Stranger: no its just a new spelling
You: New spelling? Okay. Then why would it be pronounced differently?
Stranger: don't make me kill some people in fromt of you to regenterate my "SHOCK AND AWE" glands
You: "Shock and awe" Please, I might be half martian, but I'm not a canibal or someone who likes watching death.
Stranger: let me remind you i started the war in afganistan
You: Actaully, Bush did.
Stranger: he's taking all of me credit
Stranger: what the news channels wont tell you is that i'm jamaican
Stranger: mon
You: Haha. Then why are you white?
Stranger: it's a MASK!
You: A very good mask then.
Stranger: <-first jamaican president
You: Okay. Good for you.
Stranger: when it is dark i wander the streets in search of the fight of my life
Stranger: it's hard being president
You: *former. You need to get over that. You've been overturned :P
Stranger: no
Stranger: who do you think runs the shadow government?
You: Shadow government? HA Okay. Probably the ghosts.
Stranger: *former ghosts
Stranger: ghosts that have died and become easter eggs
You: Ghosts can't be former. They were former people. Then they died, and became ghosts
Stranger: the shadow governmt building is on the summit of Mt food guide pyrimid
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[DarkWingedAngel]

woooooooooooooooooooooooooooow

[Sugaree]

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Stranger: Fuck you
You: hmmm
You: why? can't you fuck yourself?
Stranger: caz i ant no emo kid you fuck

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[ShatteredWings]

haha wow matt
taht's a short convo.

I had one ask me to strip then log off. o.O

[lamboman43]

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You: hi
Stranger: i just came.
You: how sexy
Stranger: if you haven't disconnected by now
You: nope
Stranger: lets do this shit
You: yes lets
Stranger: im taking off my shirt to unveil my muscular... third nipple
You: ewwwwwwwwwww
Stranger: oh... before we continue
You: what
Stranger: im both male and female
Stranger: its a condition.
You: wow
You: fun
Stranger: however, this means you can play either role
Stranger: you choose!
You: martian
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Stranger: hi
You: hi
Stranger: asl
You: you first
Stranger: but i asked first
Stranger: 16 f usa
You: 109/martian/pluto
You: i'm special
Stranger: be serious
You: no you could be a rapist
Stranger: how could i be a rapist
Stranger: i sont even know where you live
Stranger: dont*
Stranger: nor do i want to know
You: then in that case 55/m/Tennesee
Stranger: 55?
You: no
You: 55
Stranger: i said 55
You: you put the wrong 5 in front
Stranger: how is that possible
You: it is. Haven't you ever taken a math class
You: ?
Stranger: i have
Stranger: but with 55 a 5 can go in either place
Stranger: there is not front or back
You: then you would know that you have to put the right 5 in front
You: yes there is!!!!!!
Stranger: since when
You: Since i said so
Stranger: ok
Stranger: bye
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[Jean Poutine]

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You: whoa.
Stranger: hi
You: hi.
You: so um
You: what is going on?
Stranger: y r you shock?
You: because this is shocking.
You: it is shocking because shocking things are usually shocking and I'm shocked that this is so shocking.
You: see?
Stranger: you really know how to make clear of something
Stranger: hehehe
You: clear things are rarely so clear as to be translucent.
You: they are always somewhat muddied by incertitude.
Stranger: anyways
You: being "clear" is relative to one's point of view, all of this makes perfect sense to me.
Stranger: hahaha
Stranger: im not here to know words
Stranger: im here to meet other people
You: well this is convienient, since I'm another person.
You: so let's do all this smlltalk, chitchat stuff so you can call it a day and sleep knowing you met another person! sounds like a plan to me.
Stranger: hmmm
Stranger: sounds like good to me
Stranger: what do you think?
You: I think so too
You: so uh
You: how's life?
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Stranger: Hi. what do you do?
You: hi, persuant to megan's law, I am in the obligation to tell you that I am a registered sex offender. what's your name?
Stranger: lol
Stranger: im not telling u my name
Stranger: r u a guy?
You: not since they castrated me in prison, no.
Stranger: what did u do?
Stranger: ok then what is prison like?
You: all the stuff they tell about how rapists are assaulted in prisons is true.
Stranger: why rape?
You: 'cause it's not really rape, it's more like surprise sex which is supposed to be happy fun times
You: but the judicial system is not in agreement
Stranger: Do prison guards not protect u?
Stranger: american prison?
You: I hope you're aware that I basically made all of this up and that I'm just yanking your chain.
Stranger: ok
You: usually people don't even make it past the megan's law line
Stranger: my chain didn't get yanked
You: but do chains ever get yanked by invisible hands when someone is taking the piss on you?
Stranger: u r not interesting anymore now though.
You: it is a fact of life.
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*thats a freak

[Generic269]

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Stranger: hello tehre
You: Have my virginity, I pickled it for you
Stranger: haha
Stranger: sweet
Stranger: i'm totally down for that
Stranger: :P
Stranger: although it sounds a bit odd
Stranger: how does one pickle their virginity?
You: Well, you can do anything when you put your mind to it
Stranger: hha
Stranger: haha
Stranger: true
Stranger: where are you from?
You: Jupiter
Stranger: nice
Stranger: can i come hang out there?
You: Yeah!
Stranger: awesome
Stranger: let me get my spacesuit:)
Stranger: should i bring anything for you?
You: A kitchen would be lovely
Stranger: haha
Stranger: ok
Stranger: that's a good idea
You: I know
You: I'm full of them
Stranger: that way you can make me sandwiches and stuff
Stranger: you know
Stranger: be a good host
Stranger: haha
You: Our traditions depict the guest to make the food ;(
You: *;)
Stranger: damnit
Stranger: well what should i make?
You: Well I love a bit of a squid, cheese, chocolate, sponge & blood cake
Stranger: how about some cock for dessert?
You: Sounds scrumptious
You: :P
Stranger: haha
Stranger: it's quite scrumptious, i'm sure
Stranger: it even has a cream filling
Stranger: heh
Stranger: hehe*
You: Ooh my favourite
Stranger: :)
Stranger: so do people on jupiter trade pictures with earthlings?
You: perhaps
You: I haven't explored that mind tantelising travesty yet
Stranger: haha
Stranger: well would you like to try it with me?
You: Maybe
Stranger: just maybe?
Stranger: hmm
You: Go on then
Stranger: haha
Stranger: go on with what?
Stranger: are you asking for my picture?
You: This is me >> http://www.strangezoo.com/images/content/106794.jpg
Stranger: one sexy feline
Stranger: i must say
You: Why thank you
You: *blushes8
Stranger: i have to go help a friend out really quick...if you'd like to continue talking, just wait like ten minutes?
Stranger: if not, i'll understand
You: Okay
You: Is it some Earthly thing done?
Stranger: pardon?
Stranger: yea
Stranger: i have to bringa keg inside
Stranger: i promis to be back soon
Stranger: haha
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Stranger: heyyy :)
You: HI THUR I LIKE YUR MAVA.
Stranger: how r u?
You: MMMMMMMMMMMM.
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[Dagenadriel]

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Stranger: youstranger.net
Stranger: is p funny
You: I enjoy eating glowsticks
Stranger: Yes!
Stranger: Very yes!
You: YES!
Stranger: YESSSSS!
You: VERY VERY YES!
Stranger: twss
You: YYYYEEEESSS!!!
Stranger: no
Stranger: :O
You: no... T_T
Stranger: cheer up
Stranger: so how do they taste?
You: I can't, you broke my heart.
You: also green
Stranger: /me fixes heart
Stranger: there
Stranger: here you go
Stranger: take it
Stranger: it's beating
Stranger: alarmingly
Stranger: and squirting blood
Stranger: everywhere
You: no, it just my alarm clock
Stranger: so where's your heart?
You: on my night stand
Stranger: oh
Stranger: may I fix it?
You: sure, heres a wrench
Stranger: cool thanks
Stranger: /me fixes heart
Stranger: wait
Stranger: this says "bomb" on it
Stranger: are you sure it's your heart?
You: only slightly
Stranger: dammit
Stranger: it says "word-
Stranger: *"world-destrying"
Stranger: *world-
Stranger: destroying
Stranger: epic fail
You: no, it just messes up your spelling.
Stranger: that too
Stranger: well
Stranger: actually it just makes me hit the enter button too soon
Stranger: which is worse
You: OR IS IT?
Stranger: actually, yes
Stranger: because then I can't fix it
Stranger: it's on the net
You: my soup is rusty. SHIT.
Stranger: FOREVER
Stranger: try polymers
You: polymerific!
Stranger: :D
Stranger: or just drink it
Stranger: sheesh
You: (>o_o)>-----
You: pe-pow!
Stranger: a little rust never hurt anyone
Stranger: OH SHI-
Stranger: ((((((O<-<
Stranger: that's my shield
Stranger: I'm lying down
Stranger: behind it
Stranger: your attack failed
You: (=> @ o @)=> ======>
You: BLAM!
Stranger: dammit
Stranger: -<O<
Stranger: you scrambled my body
Stranger: /me fixes
Stranger: O<-<
Stranger: haha
You: (>T_T)>
Stranger: ^_^
Stranger: best smiley ever
Stranger: ^_^
Stranger: i will type it once more
You: (>O_o)> ~[Hypnotising]~~~~~
Stranger: ^_^
Stranger: you hypnotized me!
Stranger: TO DANCE!
Stranger: O<-<
Stranger: O/-<
Stranger: O\-<
Stranger: O|-<
Stranger: O<-<
Stranger: dance finished
You: O.o
Stranger: ^_^
You: also I'm a Brontasaurus
You: RAWR!
Stranger: have you met t-rex?
Stranger: from qwantz.com?
You: yes, she is a bitch
Stranger: it's a he
Stranger: guess you haven't
You: oh...
You: O.o
Stranger: seriously
Stranger: qwantz.com
Stranger: dinosaur comics
Stranger: p cool stuff
Stranger: he has a friend named Utahraptor
Stranger: he's gay
You: Oh, I've read that, I just didn't recognize the address
Stranger: ah
Stranger: yeah, kinda weird
Stranger: address
You: qwantzqwantzqwantz!
Stranger: no u
Stranger: ^_^
You: sounds like an antidepressant
Stranger: one that doesn't work well
Stranger: and is sold on infomercials
You: by billy mays
Stranger: indeed!
Stranger: speaking of infomercials
Stranger: have you seen the one
Stranger: with the caulk thing
Stranger: it helps you neatly apply caulking
Stranger: to corners
Stranger: it's this blue square thing
You: caulk 'er, I 'ardley know 'er!
Stranger: ^_^
Stranger: anyway, it's the stupidest product ever
Stranger: you could use a piece of paper
Stranger: with a corner folded over
Stranger: to do the same thing
You: But you can't buy that off of your TV
You: or from Billy Mays
Stranger: ooh, true
You: HI< IM BILLY MAYS< AND IM HERE TO WASTE YOUR MONEY!
You: CAPS
Stranger: BUT WAIT
You: CAPSSY
Stranger: WE'LL TRIPLE YOUR OFFER
Stranger: FOR ONLY 5000
Stranger: EASY PAYMENTS
Stranger: OF $19.95
Stranger: THAT'S 5 CAPS LOCK KEYS
Stranger: WITH AN EXTRA SHIFT KEY
Stranger: IF YOU CALL IN THE NEXT 5 MINUTES
You: OR A ONE TIME PAYMENT OF YOUR ENTIRE RETIREMENT SAVINGS!
You: ILL EVEN THROW IN AN EXTRA MONKEY HOLDER!
Stranger: hot diggity dog
Stranger: i'd buy it
Stranger: my monkey is most unruly today
You: WHY NOT STRAP HIM TO A WALL?
Stranger: plus, what if my caps lock key explodes
Stranger: that would suck
You: CAPS LOCK INSURANCE!
Stranger: nah
Stranger: better to just buy more of them
Stranger: anyway
Stranger: solar powered flashlights
Stranger: discuss.
You: HAHAHA!
You: you said solar power!
Stranger: it could be useful
Stranger: if you had a sun
Stranger: but it was glued to a solar-powered flashlight
Stranger: and you couldn't get it off
You: waht if you sold the sun to space-robots
Stranger: i mean, then you'd be glad
Stranger: the flashlight was solar-powered
Stranger: you couldn't
Stranger: it's stuck
Stranger: and I mean, why give a free flashlight away?
You: then the flashlight would really fucking heavy.
You: and it would melt
You: and so would you
Stranger: not if it's made of good materials
Stranger: and the sun was in a container too
Stranger: and you were a giant
Stranger: see
Stranger: it would be p fucking useful then
You: I suppose
You: what if the sun were to supernova?
Stranger: damn
Stranger: the flashlight better be p durable
Stranger: still
Stranger: good battery while it lasts
You: 5 billion years, better than duracell
Stranger: yeah
Stranger: unless it was made by duracell
Stranger: I wouldn't put it past those fuckers
You: FUCKERS
Stranger: DUCKERS
You: YOU SAID THE FUCKERS WORD
Stranger: :O
You: THEN I DID TOO
Stranger: OH NOEZ
Stranger: TRY DOING A ROLL
Stranger: A BARREL ONE
Stranger: DID IT WORK?
You: YES
Stranger: THAT'S GOOD
Stranger: ps
Stranger: don't go to this site:
Stranger: http://smouch.net/lol
Stranger: don't do it
Stranger: it's horrible
Stranger: it's a rickroll
Stranger: but worse
You: I went before you said that
You: ...
You: thats 3 time today
You: times*
Stranger: damn
Stranger: that's more than 2
Stranger: and 2 would be many times
Stranger: considering the site's not that popular
Stranger: 3
Stranger: well, well, well
Stranger: gosh
You: GOSHY GOSH I AM BORED
Stranger: hey
Stranger: go the youstranger.net then
Stranger: *to
You: kool beans
Stranger: kool?
Stranger: that's dangerous
Stranger: i'd stick with cool
Stranger: that word's hard to handle
You: Im going to submit this!
You: KOOL BEANZ!
Stranger: DO EEEET
Stranger: no!
Stranger: not the z!
Stranger: :O
You: ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ
You: IM NOT SLEEPING!
Stranger: THAT'S GOOD
Stranger: BETTER USE CAPS
Stranger: TO MAKE SURE
Stranger: WAIT
Stranger: THAT'S AN OXYMORON
Stranger: WITH ZZZZZZZ
Stranger: IN CAPS
You: ITS 10:30 IM GOING TO SLEEP SOON!
Stranger: HEHE
You: SLEEEEEEEEEEPPP
Stranger: CAUSE YOU CAN'T SHOUT SLEEP
Stranger: *WHILE SLEEPING
You: IM NOT SLEEPING BETCH
Stranger: SLEEPING IN WEAKNESS
You: !
Stranger: *IS
Stranger: IGNORANCE IS STRENGTH
Stranger: WAR IS PEACE
Stranger: LONGCAT IS LOOOOOOOOOOOOONG
You: 1994 BETCH!
You: 1984!
Stranger: hehe
You: SAME DIF
Stranger: NO-ONE WOULD HAVE DISOBEYED BB
You: DEATH TO THE INFADELS!
Stranger: IF THE THIRD ONE WAS
Stranger: ABOUT LONGCAT
Stranger: CAUSE EVERYONE LOVES LONGCAT
Stranger: EXCEPT FOR CATGNOL
You: LENGTHCAT IS BETTER
Stranger: WHAT A BUGGER
Stranger: WHAT DOES HE DO?
Stranger: IS HE LONG?
Stranger: OR DOES HE MEASURE THINGS?
You: BOTH
Stranger: :O
Stranger: BOTH????
Stranger: IMPOSSIBLE
Stranger: THIS
Stranger: IS MADNESS!
Stranger: NO
Stranger: THIS
Stranger: IS.....
You: NO, THIS IS SPARATA
You: !!!!!!!!!!!!
You: !
Stranger: !
You: SPARATATATA!
Stranger: STATUS OF MEME:
Stranger: SUCCESSFUL
Stranger: NICE JOB COMRADE
You: FOR THE MOTHERLAND!
Stranger: AKA THE LULZ
Stranger: DAMN
You: OH MY GOD THIS CONVO IS LONG
Stranger: that would suck
Stranger: to live on lulz
Stranger: yes, yes it is
Stranger: like, physically
Stranger: on lulz
You: and mentally
Stranger: oooh
You: and metaphysically
Stranger: even worse
Stranger: :O
Stranger: that's going a bit too far
You: and PHYSICALLY
Stranger: you're dealing with forces beyond your control
You: IM COMING ON TO YOU!
You: RAWR!
Stranger: :O
Stranger: /me is ready
You: ready for whatz I might askz
Stranger: um
Stranger: your z's are showing
Stranger: put those away, there are children here!
You: oh my!
You: sorry children!
Stranger: that's ok daddy
You: please disregard my "bad letters"
Stranger: ^that was the children
Stranger: they hijacked my keyboard
Stranger: not sure why they think everyone is daddy
Stranger: kids these days
You: QWERTYUIOPASDFGHJKLZXCVBNM, my friends
Stranger: DVORAK FTW
Stranger: faster than water
Stranger: and for the win
You: DVORAK can go to hell
Stranger: both, in fact, work
You: QWERTY is teh sex
Stranger: um
Stranger: NO U
Stranger: not really
Stranger: dvorak is fucking awesome
Stranger: and regular awesome
Stranger: AT THE SAME TIME
You: DVORAK is for kiwi-lime soda beverages
You: and pantaloons
Stranger: yes, I'd imagine they would be better
Stranger: with dvorak
Stranger: replace dvorak with linux
Stranger: pantaloons
Stranger: with linux?!
Stranger: :O
You: Linux isnt very kiwi-lime freindly
Stranger: true
Stranger: that's more of a mac type thing
You: Linux is linux friendly though/
Stranger: indeed
You: PC's are cat friendly
Stranger: are they?
Stranger: I don't have a cat
You: Macs like pizza
You: and parties
Stranger: damn
Stranger: i never knew
Stranger: no wonder my macs always come home late
Stranger: and smell like tomato sauce
Stranger: oh wait
Stranger: that's my hostage
Stranger: in my basement
Stranger: not sure why he comes back
You: mine married a prostitiute.
Stranger: every night
You: its name was Adolf
Stranger: hmm
Stranger: never asked mine's name
Stranger: probably 'Bartholomew' or something
You: Thats a good way to start a relationship
Stranger: although he looks like a hubert
You: I'll ask him
Stranger: good
You: He's "Runderfumpall the Ogre"
You: he says hi
Stranger: hi Runder
Stranger: can I call you fump?
You: fump away!
You: ladies
Stranger: and gentlemen
You: and whooping crab monsters
Stranger: prepare for a level 9 fumping
You: oooh yeah!
Stranger: how fumpant are they?
Stranger: very......
Stranger: FUMPALICIOUS?
You: FUMPTASTICALLY FUMPALICIOUS
You: FUMP-A-FUMP
You: !
Stranger: FUMP-A-DUMP BA-FOMP-A DOMP
Stranger: fump that dump!
Stranger: uhn tiss
Stranger: uhn tiss
Stranger: uhn tiss
You: FUMP THAT DUMP TRUCK!
Stranger: .......
Stranger: baby
You: ladies
Stranger: ouch
Stranger: sounds painful
Stranger: dump trucks?
Stranger: little rash there
Stranger: oh damn
Stranger: there's a really big hailstorm here
You: HOT DAMN!
Stranger: and thunder
You: it 12 degrees celsius here.
Stranger: hang on
You: and clear
Stranger: moving laptop to basement
Stranger: done
Stranger: it is p cold here
Stranger: nice
Stranger: though
Stranger: anyway
Stranger: echolocution
Stranger: discuss.
You: wanna trade e-mails? we could continue our non-sensical blabber-woket for generations. GENERATIONS!
Stranger: *location
Stranger: oh sure
Stranger: {I removed it}
Stranger: send me spam please
Stranger: I love reading it
You: [email protected] (In no way indictes my first name =P)
Stranger: :D
You: I made it when I was 7.
Stranger: i made this at 14
Stranger: or so
You: I wasnt a creative child
Stranger: The Hyphenator is my username
Stranger: for everything
Stranger: I hate it
Stranger: but
Stranger: I can't seem to stop
You: just sent you spam.
Stranger: quick!
Stranger: think of a word!
You: CHEESY
Stranger: another one!
You: TORTILLA
Stranger: nah, sounds just as bad as the hyphenator
You: TOE JAM!
Stranger: better!
You: TOE MARMALADE?
Stranger: toe jam time!
Stranger: break it down
Stranger: *tap tap tap*
You: wokka wikka waaa!
Stranger: ho hum to the shizzle
Stranger: whizzle
You: *batman sounds*
Stranger: whoosh
You: fo shizle!
Stranger: *synths*
Stranger: *the sound of entropy winning*
You: *gun shots*
You: *screaming monkeys*
You: Anyway, I have to go, I sent you some spam.
Stranger: alright
Stranger: thanks ^_^
Stranger: bye
You: Its called "SPAMMY SPAM"
You: bye
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You: Hello.
Stranger: WE'RE NO STRANGERS TO LOVE
Stranger: YOU KNOW THE RULES
Stranger: AND SO DO I
You: Okay..
Stranger: A FULL COMMITMENT IS WHAT I'M THINKING OF
Stranger: YOU WOULDN'T GET THIS FROM ANY OTHER GUY
Stranger: I JUST WANNA TELL YOU HOW IM FEELING
Stranger: GOTTA MAKE YOU UNDERSTAND
Stranger: NEVER GUNNA GIVE YOU UP
Stranger: NEVER GUNNA LET YOU DOWN
Stranger: NEVER GUNNA RUN AROUND
Stranger: AND DESERT YOU
You: Dickhead. >_>
Stranger: NEVER GUNNA TELL A LIE
Stranger: AND HURT YOU
Stranger: i love you, too.
Stranger: :3
Stranger: <3
You: Say your name.
Stranger: anonymous.
Stranger: what is yours?
You: You're weird.
You: Stalin
You: k I'm bored. Bye.

Lol. What the fudge? >_>

[lamboman43]

Lol. What the fudge? >_>

Rick Rolled! LOL

[The Batman]

Stranger: you turkish?
You: YOU STOLE MY PENIS
Stranger: you turkish?
You: hell no I'm hammy
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[Aηdy]

You: I have your nipples in a jar.
Stranger: no you don't coz my dog is licking on them
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[Sage]

You: STRANGER DANGER!
Stranger: AHH!!
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[Underground_Network]

Lulz @ the last three. 0.o

Lulz @ me using the @ sign. 0.o

[Antares]

I love how she logs out right after i tell her my age and sex


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You: Hi stranger

Stranger: hey

You: lol are you on omegle often

Stranger: not often

You: this is my first time on here...

Stranger: how did you hear about it

You: umm a random website thingy

You: a forum

Stranger: i heard about his site from a friend

You: cool

You: Are you a female wanting hot erotic cyber sex???

Stranger: why would u ask

You: Because I am a hot female wanting extremely spicy cyber sexxxxxyness

Stranger: well i'm female too

You: Oh...yay!!!

Stranger: yay

You: i know. so...where are you from Ms. Female

Stranger: USA

You: Ahh me toooo

Stranger: asl

You: 16/m/us. you??
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[asdhaklsjdh]

removed

[Viral Death]

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You: Hello
Stranger: hello
You: What country do you live in
Stranger: france
Stranger: and u?
You: United States of America
Stranger: nice
Stranger: from which state?
You: Utah/Wyoming
Stranger: north west???
You: Yes what city do you live in
Stranger: ok so
Stranger: i'm from paris, but for my studies i live in la rochelle
Stranger: (atlantic coast between nantes and bordeaux)
You: Oh how cool
You: I know because I study countries
Stranger: you know la rochelle?????
You: Yeah it is a nice city
Stranger: you've been there?
You: I am planning to go there soon
Stranger: well, yu know that even people in france don't know where it is generally? (they think it'ss in brittany)
Stranger: waow, i'm impressed there
You: How awsome what is your favorite food
Stranger: macaron
Stranger: lol
You: What is that
Stranger: mhhh that's like a cake
Stranger: wait i show you
You: Ok I can google it, my favorite food is probaly blood and flesh
Stranger: http://www.secrets-de-filles.fr/dev/wp-content/uploads/macaron1.jpg
Stranger: you're a vampire?
You: Yeah jk I love kiwi, what do you like to do with your spare time
Stranger: kiwi? that's as strange as me :)
Stranger: i like going out, reading, ovies, listening to music
You: It is a fruit grown in the tropics
Stranger: i know what's a kiwi! do you only feed with that?
You: No
Stranger: what do you do in your spare time?
Stranger: but haunting people and drink blood?
You: I love to get in street fights and shoot things like deer and elk
Stranger: well that's interestig
Stranger: and definitely.... different
You: I am a fighter
Stranger: a street fightter
You: Yeah it is fun do you own a car?
Stranger: yes i do
Stranger: do you?
You: Yeah here is a pic of it http://media.photobucket.com/image/Mclaren/hurness0123/mercedes-benz-slr-mclaren.jpg
You: What car do you own
You: http://i263.photobucket.com/albums/ii132/hurness0123/mercedes-benz-slr-mclaren.jpg
Stranger: loooooooooool
Stranger: well mine is a smaller and much less shiny
You: What car do you own I own a McLaren
You: What brand is it
Stranger: seriously?
You: Yeah
Stranger: my old one was a renault
Stranger: now i owe a toyota
You: Cool
You: Do you own any guns?
Stranger: noooo
Stranger: do you?
You: Yeah I own a Old Russian WW2 Carbine M91 and Remington Model 597
Stranger: at what age can you have guns?
You: Oh shit a deer in my yard I dont think so
You: 18 but I stole them from a dead gangster
Stranger: yes of course
You: *POW* I dropped that deer
You: I have people buy them for me
Stranger: and you then you took the money he has and you bought the mercedes
You: I go and shoot cyotes and if you cut their ears off you get money
Stranger: of course
You: It is a fun job
Stranger: it must be
Stranger: keep you busy
You: Yep I also run rabbits over on my 4-wheeler
You: I am blood thursty
Stranger: yeap
Stranger: so sorry but i have to got
Stranger: hope you will get what you want
You: K bye have fun and dont kill yourself
Stranger: don't worry for that
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[Antares]

REally weird convo......

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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

You: Hi,im bored

You: so i command you to entertian me

Stranger: me to?

Stranger: how can i entertian you?

You: umm

You: idk

Stranger:


You: talk about something interesting

Stranger: ok

Stranger: what to talk?

Stranger: where are you from?

Stranger: how old are you?


Stranger: f or m?

Stranger: are you there?

You: umm, im 16 from the United states

You: whwere are you from

Stranger: 19 f china

Stranger: f or m?

You: im a male

Stranger: what are we going to talk about?

Stranger: have you ever come to china?

You: no, i have never been there

You: i would love to go

You: i know basic chinese :)

Stranger: great

Stranger: xiexie

Stranger: do you know?

Stranger: means thx

You: does that mean thank you?

You: oh

You: yay! i was right

Stranger: where do you learn chinese?

You: in school

Stranger: are you a student in high school?

You: yes, i am

You: are you

You: ?

Stranger: freshman in university

You: cooll

You: what is your area of study

Stranger: economy

You: cool

You: is it 4 years to get a degree there?

Stranger: i hear that most american teens are not virgin,really?

Stranger: yes,it is 4years to get a degree

Stranger: please be quick

You: huh?>

Stranger: really?

You: oh...must american teens are virgins...

You: so thats not real

Stranger: i see

You: yea..

You: are most chinese teens virgins?

Stranger: yes

Stranger: of course

Stranger: what is the time now in american?

Stranger: are you there?

You: well america has 4 time zones...soo...

You: yes.

You: i am here.

Stranger: i see?

You: so...about 10pm

You: what time is it there?

Stranger: is it saturday now in anerican/?

Stranger: it is 11.39am

You: Umm...in America, it is Saturday still

Stranger: it is sunday in china

You: oh, do poeple attend church there

Stranger: i have to go for lunch,do you have msn ?so we can connect next time

Stranger: no . we don't attend church

You: no im sorry i dont

You: have a nice lunch

Stranger: thx

Stranger: bye,no chance to see you again,it is apity

Stranger: a pity

[The Batman]

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hey
You: fuck me
Stranger: ok when and where
You: now
Stranger: sounds good....girl or guy?
You: both
You: i was born with both
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[Underground_Network]

^^ Lmao Thomas. :P

[Archos]

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hello
You: DID YOU KNOW
You: THAT THE BIRD IS THE WORD
You: OOMAMAMOWMO BABA OOMAMAMOWMOW
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[Dragonite]

stranger: hi
you: umm hi?
stranger: how are you?
you:my head hurts
Stranger: oh
You: yea
Stanger: where are you from?
You: AUstalia
Stanger: cool
You: yea its hot over here
Stanger: here is hot too :) (here is hot too?)
You: where are you from?
Stranger:finland
you:cool
Stanger: noo Finland is boring :(
you:why
stanger:here it only snows
you:cool
stanger:no snow is cold
you: i like snow
stanger:you have snow there?
you: no its too hot
stanger:australia is a really great place
you:yeah

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[Origami]

Didn't even get to respond





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Trail #2

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Stranger: heyyyy
You: Hello :P
Stranger: whats good
Stranger: asl
You: Nm, u? 16/m/sc you?
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[The Batman]

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Stranger: RONALDO!
You: MICHAEL
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[ShatteredWings]

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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hi
You: Bonjour
Stranger: how are ya?
You: Ca va. Et toi?
You: haha
Stranger: Vou bem, obrigado
You: Francais s'il-vous-plait?
Stranger: A menina da Franca?
You: Pas italian.
You: desole
Stranger: Voce de italia o franca?
You: francais.
You: ou anglais.
You: parle-tu anglais?
Stranger: eu falo ingles, espanol, e portugeus
Stranger: voce fala ingles?
You: Oui, je parle anglais.
Stranger: perfect, then let's speak english
You: Okay. :-)
Stranger: being that i don't know french or italian
Stranger: so tell me myself
You: I was speaking *french*
Stranger: i know
You: Not italian. :P
You: understand a fair ammount of it though
Stranger: i was giving you a hard time
You: As was i.
Stranger: very cool, so are you from france or just talking it?
You: Are you a human?
Stranger: not on sundays, no
You: What type of being are you on sundays then?
Stranger: non existant
Stranger: i am not really here
You: Then how are you conversing?
Stranger: time travel, i went to yesterday and managed to work on typing today
You: That's interesting. How do you do that, because I need one more day to finish my homework
Stranger: sorry, i am working on patenting it, can't speak about it
Stranger: how old are you?
You: Awh.sucks.
You: J'ai 14 annes
Stranger: holy crap, you are young
You: Maybe.
You: Or maybe I'm calculating in martain years
Stranger: well, i consider that young
You: :)
You: (a martain year is almost two earth years)
Stranger: but i am not a martian
You: But I am
Stranger: as, so almost 2 earth years? so you are close to being 28 then
You: Yeah. Close to. Hold on a minute, I'll find a conversion
Stranger: ok, is it on google
You: I'm not sure. I'm searching now
Stranger: do you have a name?
You: Maybe, but you're not getting it
Stranger: oh really?
Stranger: then i will assign you one, are you male, female, or other?
You: Yes really.
You: other. Don't have gender in the "normal" bigendered society... Yes I'm an odity even here
Stranger: ok, then your name is pierre
You: Pierre?
Stranger: sure
Stranger: you speak french, that is a french name
You: *rolls eyes* fine.
Stranger: ok, nevermind, i will go with claudine
You: I like that better :)
You: Do you go by a name?
Stranger: yes, i do
You: Do you want to disclose it, or should I assign one to you?
Stranger: but you will have to assign one to me since we are staying anonymous
Stranger: i would disclose if you would
You: Okay. Gender?
Stranger: guess that
You: I'm tempted to assume you're female, consitring you wanted to give me a boy name, therfore making me as someone who could potentaially be someone to love.
Stranger: is that your final answer?
You: Would this be correct?
You: Yes, that's my final answer
Stranger: incorrect
Stranger: pierre was just the most french name i could think of, gender aside
You: You're a guy? Hm, makes sence. Most of the people I talk to on here are male, and usually a little horny.
Stranger: then i remember that claudine auger was the most gorgeous woman ever
Stranger: every man is horney, always
You: Yeah. I've noticed.
Stranger: honry*, bad typo by me
You: I think I'm going to call you Mario. Yes, like the video game
Stranger: and how old are you, claudine, in earth years this time
Stranger: mario? but i know no italian, and have failed at growing a mustache
You: In earth years? Almost 28
You: And i know that, but it seems like a cute name. :)
Stranger: and do you live in france, or detroit?
You: I told you, I on Mars
Stranger: mars new mexico?
You: No.. Mars the planet.
Stranger: and i know you are lying, mars doesn't have internet?
You: Yes. I do. I have a very good wi-fi connection
Stranger: you are lying claudine!
You: I am not.
Stranger: prove it
Stranger: i have been to mars, and i know you are not there
You: You picked an odd thing to hook on as a lie. Most people assume that the lie is that I'm neither gender, or my age.
Stranger: i am not most people
You: Clearly true.
Stranger: so lets assume you do live on mars, but right now you came to earth to use the comp, where would that be?
You: You said you're human 6/7 days of the week. How could you go to mars with our atmosphere?
Stranger: i have a breathing apparatus, plus i take the stuff from total recall
You: And I am not on Earth, I'm using your internet connections which leak out into space. You need to start controling your EMR emmissions down there.
Stranger: not my job, i find people, not EMR emmissions
You: Okay. But your planet needs to then. Ah well. Free internet access
Stranger: i think internet should be free
Stranger: i am glad you can beat the system
You: Well, I am stealing in a way.
You: Just be glad I'm not stealing from your government aid things.
Stranger: nah, stealing constitues property
Stranger: you can if you want, i won't stop you
You: Cool. Tres cool.
Stranger: what language do you speak most on your planet?
You: Actually, what I would describe it best as would be a "franglais". It isn't either, or both. But it's very similar to both. And we do NOT use these charecters, obvouislly.
Stranger: obviously not
You: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D79peD6i-rw
You: Haha. Yes, I like your music
Stranger: do they speak franglais?
You: That music is in english.. Most music i like is in english.
Stranger: most music i like is in portuguese
You: Interesting. I've never heard Portugese spoken before.
Stranger: it is a good language, i plan on retiring to brazil
You: Why brazil?
Stranger: nice beaches, cheap houses, great looking women
You: Haha. Okay fine. That is a benifit there.... *momentarly daydreams*
You: *boobs*. ha
Stranger: i want to spend my last few years sitting on the beach with a rum and a little umbrella in it
Stranger: they have more ass than boobs
You: Don't see how that's exactly a bad way to end. 'sept the fact that the sunlight on earth is WAY too bright for me.
Stranger: it takes getting used to
Stranger: i will take nothing but my guns and my dog
You: It's too bright! And isn't brining money a good idea too?
Stranger: well, that is implied, and i can rob people
You: See that *IS* stealing. It's taking a tangable item.
Stranger: yeah, i don't have a problem with that
Stranger: brb
You: Okay. I guess.
You: It's late where I am, and here we go to school for longer than you earthlings do. Well, same number of years, but our years are twice as long. So yeah. I might be gone by the time you're back
Stranger: i am back
You: Or not. haha. Hello again Mario :)
Stranger: had to go to the bathroom, and it is upstairs
Stranger: so claudine, if you were to have a real name that you felt like sharing, what would it be
You: If?
You: My name is very long.
Stranger: i have time
You: It's hard to spell in any language
You: And it's dificult to pronounve
You: *pronounce
Stranger: one of my degrees is in english, i will manage
You: Does that mean english isn't your first language?
Stranger: it may or may not be
You: Okay fair enough. Were you speaking Spanish or Portugese in the begining of our conversation?
Stranger: both
You: Really?
You: How's the language switching work out for you?
Stranger: actually, no, it was portuguese, but i do know spanish
You: D'accord. Je comprehend bien... je ne sais pas, les langues du Earth sont facille... but spelling is not.
Stranger: well, french, portuguese, spanish, all are latin, you could speak to me in french and i can reply in english, we would understand each other
Stranger: oops, meant portuguese
You: Tres vrai..... attends... tu comprehend "facille"? Eh... c'est bon
Stranger: fecille=easy
Stranger: ?
You: *claps* Yes.
You: I'm not going to comment on spelling, because I know I misspelled it too.
Stranger: lol
You: Misspell is one of the 100 most commenly misspelled words. Ironic
Stranger: it is good to speak a lot of languages, you can go to different places
You: Yep. That, and one latin language makes it easier to understand the others.
Stranger: where on earth have you been?
You: Amazing. You havn't disconected the conversation at this point.
Stranger: hmm?
You: Well I'm going to. I'm tired.


Haha
Do NOT comment on my spelling thanyouverymuch

[alphabeta]

Stranger: ugh
You: hi
Stranger: hello
Stranger: i'm not a girl by the way
Stranger: so if that matters you should disconnect now
You: umm im a guy too but im not looking for someone to date on here
You: my friend just told me to go on this
You: and i did.
You: lol
Stranger: how rational
Stranger: yeah
Stranger: it's odd
You: this is kind of cool.
Stranger: it's interesting.
You: yeah.
You: lol
Stranger: i read about it in a college newspaper
Stranger: i met a nazi girl on here once
Stranger: she was nice
You: lol
You: it's not like your ever gonna see her again though.
You: lol
Stranger: well.. she wanted to talk on the phone so she could "help me"
You: oh uhh...wow.
Stranger: i'm like nah i like liking jewish people and minorities
You: ohh.
You: is the point of this web
You: basically just to like
You: have a random conversation
Stranger: yeah
You: xD
You: cool.
Stranger: yeah. i like it because it's hard to find real people in chatrooms
Stranger: and when you work til 3 in the morning like i do, not many people are up
You: ew.
You: 3 am?
You: graveyard shift.
Stranger: i guess.
Stranger: 7pm-3am
You: oh wow
You: where do you work
Stranger: i'm a bartender
You: ohhh
You: cool
You: doesnt it get hella crazy in bars though
You: any fights or anything
Stranger: sometimes
Stranger: yeah
Stranger: thats always fun
You: lol
Stranger: especially when you're in a bad mood
Stranger: and they hit you first
You: oh wow...
Stranger: cuz then you can beat the shit out of them and its self defense
Stranger: but that doesnt happen often
Stranger: i've been there a year and a half and have been hit once and it wasnt very hard
You: ohh
You: i see
You: do customers give you hella good tipis
You: or like
You: shitty
Stranger: depends
Stranger: you can usually spot the crappy/non tippers
Stranger: tonight one girl gave us a 200 dollar tip
You: WTH.
You: was she drunk
Stranger: no just rich
You: ohh danngg
Stranger: she comes in and acts like a brat and thinks its okay
You: 200?
You: jeez
Stranger: i dont care how much money you have, you talk to me with respect or i wont serve you
You: good point.
Stranger: i usually dont serve her. but she still gives me money
You: but you gotta admit
You: that is a lot
You: considering if shes a bitch.
Stranger: yeah
You: lol.
Stranger: i know i had one guy tonight with a platinum card which you only get when you spend 10s of thousands of dollars a year
Stranger: and he tipped a dollar which i figured
You: WOW.
You: what a cheapskate.
Stranger: yeah.
Stranger: its funny when you think about it
You: you shoulda been like brokeass.
You: lol
Stranger: if someone's tab is 20 and they tip say 4, that's 20% which is more than is industry standard for a waiter or waitress at a resturaunt
Stranger: if someone's drink is 2 dollars and they give us a dollar that's a 50% tip
Stranger: kind of amusing
Stranger: yeah you can spot the people usually
You: i see.
Stranger: the people that tip more are the ones that are in the service industry or other bartenders
You: how much are drinks.
You: usually
Stranger: we're probably the cheapest bar in town
Stranger: on weekends, a single well drink is a dollar
Stranger: doubles are 2
You: do you guys do happy hour
You: or w.e.
Stranger: nah. we can't do that here its against the law
You: ohh...
You: well where i am there are many restaurants
You: that do that.
Stranger: yeah
Stranger: some bars get away with having free beer for a couple of hours but we got in trouble for it a while back
Stranger: makes no sense
You: i see
You: what time is ot over there
You: where you are.
Stranger: almost 4 in the morning
You: oh wow
You: lol
You: its almost 2 am for me.
Stranger: are you on the west coast?
You: yea
Stranger: makes sense then
Stranger: i'm midwest
You: ohh nice.
You: it is getting kinda late, so i'mma go to bed.
You: it was nice talking to you
You: lol
Stranger: you too
You: ok byee.
Stranger: bye
You have disconnected.

He was really nice. lol I actually had a good conversation.

[pseudo_penguin]

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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: Hi!
Stranger: hi : )
You: Oh my god, what are you doing to poor grammar?
Stranger: ?? o.o
You: Great! Look what you've done, he's all sad now...
You: Thanks alot. >:|
Stranger: um.. sorry?
You: You should be!
You: How dare you insult the legacy that is, 'the grammar nazis' and the 'habeus grammar corpeus'.
You: May your cat be set alight with a thousand fires!
Stranger: Noo D:
You: Yes!!
You: Mwahahahahaha.
Stranger: ;__; Poor viiru
You: Do not fear, there is hope.
You: Do you believe in miracles little Johhny?
Stranger: yea? : D
Stranger: i'm not johhny. My name is miina
You: Well too bad, there's no such thing, the world sucks, kind of like a lemon on a stick sprinkled with paprika.
You: But as I was saying, hope!!
You: It is there!!
You: Are you sorry for your disgustingly horrible attack on that which is the english language?
Stranger: Yes i am. o.o
You: Are you willing to pay the ultimate price for redemption?
Stranger: no : D
You: Good, because then you have to sign up to this fan club mailing list and you get letter after letter and oh boy, you don't want to know... Ok time for step two in redemption.
You: Repeat after me, 'Ich leibe das lila drache, Ich leibe das rot drache und ich leibe das blau drache'
Stranger: what drache means?
You: DO NOT QUESTION THE WAY OF THE ELDERS!
Stranger: aaa thats dragon
You: Good, good.
You: Time for step 3.
You: Place your head between your knees.
Stranger: why?
You: Raise your left arm perpendicular to the north star.
You: And sneeze 7 times.
You: Tell me when you're done.
Stranger: ummm ? o.o i don't understand everything that..
You: Ah you are very wise for your age.
You: Ok for that you get +5 grunks.
You: Which means you automatically advance to the last step in redemption.
You: Alrighty, now, you must create a poem which involves 1 turtle dove, 2 flaming homosexuals and 3 shady old men.
Stranger: i don't know how to do poems.. i'm not poet... :B
You: Oooh, I like your style, it's very.. what's the word? Hmm... Floogerlish. Well done young one, you have now acquired entrance to the league of extraordinary sexyness.
You: And according to my watch it's approximately.. PARTAY TIMESSSsssSSssssss!!!!?!?!!
You: Now be a good boy and go and fetch me a bottle of milk from the corner shop.
You: Mush! Mush! Hurry now, my throat is getting crispy.
You: The saliva of sexyness no longer runs freely from my salivary glands. :(
Stranger: here's your milk..
You: Why thank you kind sir, take this slave child as a token of my appreciation.
You: Ahh that milk really hit the spot, just one thing, next time don't buy milk that hits so hard... now my throat is sore. :(
Stranger: umm.. sorry ó.ò
You: I'll forgive you this time but you better watch your step.. I'm watching you Wazowski, always watching. >:(
Stranger: i don't wanna that slave child : < but thanks..
You: It's alright, have it, I don't want it. I've already signed all of the documentation under your name and everything, it even has a little collar with your name on it. Awwww how cute <3
Stranger: i don't care about slave childs, but thanks of that collar : D
You: If you don't want the slave just sell it to one of the big mining companies, they're in desperate need of some new meat.
You: So, yeah this is exciting.. Woo.. Oh yes, yes, yes time for business.
You: So as a new member of the league of extraordinary sexyness you will be eaten as stated in the brochure.
You: Do you have any preferences when it comes to spices... any allergies we should know about?
Stranger: D:: I taste bad.. Don't eat me
You: Pfft, taste has nothing to do with eating. Actually you know what Im not really in the mood to eat anyone... Just make some noises you think you'd make if you were being eaten, that should just about do it.
Stranger: UAAAH O_O
You: Hmmm, very convincing.
You: You've been upgraded to level 2.
You: Prepare to face the icy wrath of my nazi flamethrower!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Stranger: I'm ready!!! \o/
You: Ok hold that pose.
You: I shall now proceed to drop an elephant shaped waffle, weighing exactly 45.9 tonnes on top of you.
Stranger: O_O?
You: Yes! YES! Cower in fear of my sexy wrath!!!!!!!!!
Stranger: i don't understand u :B
You: The only thing to understand here is fnord.
You: Let it be known that on this day, little Johnny died for fnord.
Stranger: hmph : D what is that fnord
Stranger: ?
You: Well..
You: Fnord is that funny feeling you get when you reach up to the top of the fridge to get a snickers bar and you come back down holding a slushy.
You: Fnord is the reason doctors make you say 'Ah'.
You: Fnord uses two baths at once.
You: Fnord is this really tall mountain.
You: Do you understand now young one who is yet to learn the correct amount of tobasco sauce for one serving of rice?
Stranger: tobasco is not yum. : < And i don't still not yet understand u.. but keep trying. Or them don't.. I'm btw girl
You: Fnord is the color only blind people can see.
You: Fnord never sleeps.
Stranger: black? :o
You: You are forgetting my dear that black is not a color.
You: Fnord keeps a spare eyebrow in his pocket.
Stranger: ou..
You: Fnord is the smallest number greater than zero.
You: Fnord is neither a particle nor a wave.
You: And that concludes todays lecture.
You: Please pack up your belongings and don't forget to take your camels with you as you leave.
Stranger: i havo no camels. just a cat
You: Well collect that from the blender on the way out. Good bye kind sir woman.
Stranger: : D bye
Stranger: take care o/
You: Byeanara youn'un.
You: CANNON BLAST OF SEX!
Stranger: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fnord
You: ITS ALL LIES!
You: THE LITTLE BIRD SHALL REVEAL THE PATH TO FREE OREGANO!!
You: LEAVE ME TO DIE IN PIECES!!
Stranger: D: don't die in pieces.. it's peace, how u must die. but not now. ok?
You: Ok, ok... JUST KIDDING MWAHAHAHAH. *dies in pieces* Now kids, this is why you don't do drugs.
Stranger: : <
You: Goodbye barely living level 2 member of the league of extraordinary sexyness, may you enjoy a thousand apples pies of pleasure.
Stranger: Goodbye then.. ó_ò and thanks
Stranger: u are funny and grazy
You: No, thankyou, raping you has been quite pleasant actually.
Stranger: that i like
Stranger: BD ha
You: Kekekeke, mushrooms will be your downfall. Goodbye mrs lady.
Stranger: oh no D: I will stay far of mushrooms. goodbye mr mushroom
You: Goodybye bye bye bye bye bye bye.
Stranger: byeee ;__;
You: Pseudo_Penguin for the win. BUY MY MERCHANDISE! (shameless advertisement for the win)
Stranger: where is that yours merchandise?
You: In your dreams... Where anything is possible *saucy wink*.
Stranger: hmph :D See ya in my dreams then.
You: I'll be the one in the giant blue suit.
You: With the sexy sombrero.
Stranger: uu :D I'm that one who is hyding behind that pandabear.
You: There is no panda bear o_0 ~~ Now go, don't say anything else, just go, it's ok, I completely sympathise with you, I understand your every thought. I know what you have, are and are going to think so there's no point putting it in words. Bye bye my love, sweet dreams and other bad things.
Stranger: : < I have to go now.. but u get my msn if u like. it's [email protected]
You: Why thankyou, I shall email you when Im ruling the world with an IRON FIST.
Stranger: ok, but that is the last bye: Bye o/
You: Bye.
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Lol, she took like 10 minutes to send a message >_> and then she wouldn't leave haha, oh well it was pretty fun ^_^

[Music Lover]

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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: hi
Stranger: Hi
You: 'sup
Stranger: what?
You: wasup?
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

[Music Lover]

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hi i am a girl
You: can i fuck you, like right now?
Stranger: yeah were do you live
You: actually, im alone on a deserted island, and the only thing with me is my laptop
You: i don't know where it is
Stranger: so you want sex
You: yep, haven't had it for a long time.
Stranger: i am 17 is that old enough for you?
You: yeah, i guess, im 20 btw
You: hope i'm not too old for you
You: cause i really need sex
Stranger: you're perfect
Stranger: i love oulder man
Stranger: theygot a lot more experience
You: :D
You: so where do you live, i'll come as soon as i can get in touch with my private jet
Stranger: holland
You: that'll be good, easier to get through the security unnoticed
You: thy
You: the police in Holland are quite lazy and won't be on the lookout for gangsters like me
Stranger: no
Stranger: and i always wanted to slep with someone like you
You: well, just to let you know, you will be in serious danger, cause i'm wanted in 7 countries
You: these are USA, UK, Holland, France, Italy, Grmany and Canada
You: and i'm starting to get rep in russia also
Stranger: i want to have sex with you in my room:O
Stranger: hmmm i loe dangerious man
Stranger: love
You: OK seeya in like 3 hours, i just found my pilot
Stranger: allright bye
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[DaretoFallup]

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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: yo
You: Hello there, how are you?
Stranger: asl
You: I'm bored.
Stranger: same what up?
You: Not much, supposed to be cleaning my room. You?
Stranger: supposed to be sleeping
Stranger: where are you?
Stranger: what country?
You: United States, you?
Stranger: australia
You: Ah, I c.
You: Why aren't you sleeping?
Stranger: cbf
You: What?
Stranger: cant be bothered, not really tired
You: Oh, I see.
You: How
You: How did you find this site?
Stranger: friend told me
You: Lol, i'm on a forum that had the link, though I'd check it out.
Stranger: so r u malke or female?
You: I'm female
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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: Hi
Stranger: helloo
You: How are you?
Stranger: fine thanks you?
You: Im pretty good
Stranger: cool! where are u from?
You: usa, you/
You: ?
Stranger: wooow. finland. never spoken to an american before :D
You: Haha, I haven't heard of Finland before...
Stranger: hmm, and i'm not even surprised. no one knows it :(
Stranger: northern europe, anyways
You: Aww
Stranger: :D
You: Whats it like over there/
You: ?*
Stranger: umm. cold? or that's what everyone says :D it's quite a lame country really
You: It just got over being cold here about a month ago. Its nice weather now, pretty windy though.
Stranger: where do you live there?
You: Michigan---eastern area where all the great lakes are.
Stranger: yep, heard of it.
You: :)
You: How old are you?
Stranger: 19. you?
You: I'm 14.
Stranger: ok
Stranger: girl? boy? :)
You: I'm a girl, you?
Stranger: girl too :)
You: Cool.
You: What are your hobbies?
Stranger: well, you know those basic things :D seeing friends, music, movies etc. and photography! before i went to high school i took dancing lessons and played the piano but.. yeah, not anymore. you? :)
You: Friends, School, Writing, Photography as well, Walks in the woods, yeah I'm pretty basic as well.
Stranger: yeah :) but that's cool. i gotta keep going now, nive talking to you!

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This one made me really ashamed of the person I talked to. I did my best to help him...and his wife. Please read this, it was very emotionally overwhelming for me.

Stranger: are you honest?
You: yes, i am.
Stranger: i am not
Stranger: i cheated on my wife
Stranger: and told her I didnt
You: :(
You: aww....
You: why did you though?
Stranger: because my wife is skinny. and that chick i met is fat .. and i like fat girls
Stranger: so i couldnt resist
You: are you big too?
Stranger: no
Stranger: pretty skinny :)
You: ohh
You: and you like fat girls as in
You: big bones?
You: or like
You: big boobs/butt
Stranger: their body
Stranger: the mass of it
You: ohh
Stranger: they got more holes to poke in .. if you know what i mean :)
You: haha.
You: so umm
You: what do you plan on doing
You: with your wife?
Stranger: feed her more...
Stranger: might work...
Stranger: but takes some time i think
You: feed her more?
You: wth.
Stranger: wth?
You: she can't get fat in like a day.
You: but you do plan on telling her?
You: do u even feel guilty that you did?
Stranger: yes i do feel guilty
Stranger: and no, im not gonna tell her
You: she doesn't deserve it though.
You: nobody does.
Stranger: i somehow feel ashamed for it
You: when you say "cheated"
You: on her
You: did you have sex
You: with someone else
Stranger: well. we've been married for 8 years now
Stranger: and she doesnt know that i prefer fat girls
You: or like just kissing or sumthing
Stranger: yes i did have sex with that girl i was talkin about
Stranger: and it was awesome
Stranger: haven't had so much fun with my wife
You: i see...
You: i think this might go on your conscience though.
You: and bug you for awhile
Stranger: yea it will
You: if you tell her, that will surely break her heart.
Stranger: but for that case ill just keep seeing that girl...
Stranger: yea i know. thats the problem
You: why did you marry your wife then
You: if you liked fat girls
You: you can't be physically attracted to someone
You: it takes emotional/mental attractio too
You: attraction*
Stranger: because I do not love her for her body.. i love her vor her person
You: but in this case
You: you're making it seem as if you like the other girl more
Stranger: and i feel ashamed if people see me with fat girls
You: just cuz her body
Stranger: yea. i want both ... the body I feel attracted to .. and my wife as person
You: life's not perfect though
You: honestly, you vowed to never cheat on her right
You: on your wedding day
You: i'm sure you did
You: if you tell her, you like a lil more meat in her, i'm sure she'll understand.
You: but then again, she's not gonna change for you if you won't change for her
You: what if she wanted you to get fat too? would you do it?
Stranger: no i wouldnt
You: see
Stranger: i like the way i am
You: she must have her preferences about you too, but she's gonna deal with it
You: and so should you
Stranger: hm... come to think of it....
Stranger: i might just divorce from her
Stranger: then i can tell her my true feelings
You: really?
You: you just said you were emotionally/mentally attracted to her
Stranger: yea maybe. i take it in consideration
Stranger: yes i am... but she jsut doesnt fullfill me
You: you're making physical looks overcome the situation
You: is it just your sex life?
Stranger: no it's not really just physical
Stranger: yes. its my sexlife that isnt fulfilled
You: but you can't just like someone for their physical looks.
Stranger: what i like in women
You: that's like saying you're in love with a model
You: when you haven't even met her yet
Stranger: no, of course not
Stranger: it's like you totally love meat ... and all you get is vegetables ... every day
Stranger: there is something you miss
Stranger: something you cant have
Stranger: and that bugs me
You: yeah, but the importance is not what they are missing, but what they already have.
You: i'm sure your wife is much more nice compared to the other girl
You: she loves you and was dedicated to you
You: so you should be the same.
Stranger: i just cant feel like that
Stranger: yea she loves me
Stranger: i love her too
You: i'm serious, you're making as if it seems like physical attraction is everything, when it's not.
Stranger: no of course its not
Stranger: but my sexlife lacks of fun
You: but that doesn't mean you should cheat on her
You: if you want a better sex life
You: go talk to your wife about it
You: and see what she can do
Stranger: but im so afraid of that
You: trust me, she would understand
You: just tell her when you want to have sex, or when you're craving it
You: and i'm sure she would
You: besides, she probably wants the same.
You: you can't base a relationship to end off of looks.
You: that's just biased.
Stranger: hm. ill think about what you said
Stranger: ill need a bit of time to think about this
You: I hope what I said helped you.
You: I'm not trying to attack you
You: or anything
Stranger: im really thankful
You: no problem
Stranger: do you have a paypal account? i'd send you some money if your help will work out fine
You: i will accept no money.
You: this is for free, you can't put a price on love and humans.
You: resolve your conflicts, don't create anymore.
Stranger: ok thanks a lot man
You: no problem
You: i hope it works out well for you
Stranger: it will work out well for me either way
You: just don't do something irrational and something you would regret
Stranger: im still young ... so I still can learn ..
Stranger: got plenty of years left
You: i do too
You: i'm a lot younger than you
Stranger: oh. then how old are you?
You: but maybe in a way, my mind is more developed
You: i'm 16
Stranger: i married with 16
You: wait how old are you
Stranger: 24
You: you married at 16?
Stranger: yes
You: did your parents not approve
Stranger: they did approve
Stranger: why wouldn't they?
You: iono, that's really young.
You: then again, you're getting advice from a 16 year old
You: so i don't know
Stranger: still, its good advice i think
You: thanks
Stranger: you seem to be very mature for your age
You: thank you.
You: i have to go now. but
You: if you need to talk
You: i'll give you my email
Stranger: ah great
You: (email)
Stranger: thanks ;)
Stranger: ill write you
You: no problem
You: please take all the things
You: i said into consideration

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[MysticalBurrito]

This was my best chat ;)

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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: THE CHIPMUNKS ARE CUMMING
You: xD
You: Hi
Stranger: shit! where?
You: <_< from mars
Stranger: how long do we have?
You: ehh about three days ^_^
Stranger: oh god, i have to find my family!
You: 0.o
Stranger: they were heading for the pier, said they'd be home in an hour, i dont know what happened :(
You: =[
Stranger: i think they chipmunks may be hear already...
Stranger: i hear scratching outside
You: Teh chipmunks ate my none existent nuts 0_0
Stranger: i boarded up the windows
Stranger: man, thats harsh
You: xD I know
You: Hmm
Stranger: oh shit...the scratching is getting nearer
Stranger: i think they're inside!
You: Run for yer life!
You: under the beds the best place to hide ;)
Stranger: they...no....please...
You: 0_0
Stranger: my nuts!
You: X_X
Stranger: they have mine too!
You: They must be gathering them!
Stranger: hey there's a mars bar under the bed...
You: Yummy?
Stranger: it should keep me going for a while, i might be able to climb out the window
Stranger: but im 4 floors up
You: dont go outside 0_0
Stranger: no? but they're inside
You: D=
You: Ok go outside!
Stranger: they ate my last packet of peanuts, all i have is a mars bar, i need to find a supermarket!
You: xD
Stranger: is there any way to fight them off?
You: Atleast there arent any hamsters....
You: They don't like mars bars
You: NO HAMSTERS FROM PLUTO
Stranger: oh god, that would be terrible
Stranger: what if they joined forces/
You: no they can't 0_0
Stranger: they still not made up after the last war?
You: their allergic to eachother!
You: Whatda exspect xD
Stranger: ah, of course! i think my neighbour has a pet hamster, if i can get to it, i might be able to escape
You: I have a hamster =]
You: <_<
You: Creepy
Stranger: take good care of it, you'll need it when they come for you
You: Yup
You: *hands over some bandages* you might need these
Stranger: thanks, they're a little chewy though
You: 0.o not to eat silly!
You: For any wounds the chipmunks might cause
Stranger: oh, figures. thanks
You: lol I'm heading off to defeat the chipmunks be safe! And defeat the chipmunks! 0_0
Stranger: ill keep looking for some sort of weapon, good luck to you!
You: Yesh good luck!
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[DaretoFallup]

Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: mommy told me not to talk to strangers
Stranger: you should listen your mommy
You: I should
You: but i dont
Stranger: hm
Stranger: why not
You: Idk
You: think im old enough now
You: :P
Stranger: hehe
Stranger: how old r u
You: 294
Stranger: wow
Stranger: 23 here
You: Yeah,
You: My moms 385
Stranger: wow
Stranger: your mom should be wise
Stranger: you should listen her:p
You: Nah
You: Do you listen to your mom?

Stranger: no
Stranger: but she is 45
Stranger: oh wait
Stranger: 46
Stranger: right
Stranger: i forgot her age
You: Wow
You: My moms so old its impossible to forget her age
Stranger: :d
Stranger: so who r u stranger
You: I'm noname
Stranger: cool
Stranger: noname aged 294
You: Yep
Stranger: you can make good money
Stranger: with that story
You: It's no story!
Stranger: oh history
Stranger: sorry
You: Yes, thank you
Stranger: what do you do for living
Stranger: then
You: I kill people and steal their money
Stranger: omg
Stranger: can you be jack the ripper
You: Nah
Stranger: damn i got exicted
You: Sorry
Stranger: but im pretty sure that you are as cool as that jack guy
Stranger: since you survived 294 years
You: Thanks.
You: I don't usually get as much credit as i deserve!
Stranger: you should go to the public
You: No
You: I'm scared they'll take me their lab for research
Stranger: oh
Stranger: you are right
Stranger: i cant give tips to you
Stranger: whats your plan for future then
You: Well
You: Guess keep with what im doing now
Stranger: chatting on omegle? lol
You: Nah, I do this in my very rare freetime
Stranger: so i m the chosen one?
You: Yes you are
Stranger: aw thats awesome
You: Yes, I have been watching you from afar.
Stranger: i knew that day coming
You: It's finally here, you have proved yourself worthy.
Stranger: will there be a reward
You: Perhaps
Stranger: hm
Stranger: is there something i suppose to do?
You: Maybe
Stranger: i m ready for reward, just tell me what should i do
You: Stand up.
Stranger: for how long
You: Stand up, then tell me when you're ready for the next step.
Stranger: i standed up
Stranger: now what
You: turn around
Stranger: if i turn around, i cant see further orders
You: Yes, ok
You: Turn 30%
Stranger: haha
Stranger: ok
You: Now, jump up and down.
Stranger: its late:p
You: u
You: okay
You: Chosen ome
You: Are you ready?
Stranger: yes
Stranger: what now
You: Sing the national anthem for your country
Stranger: ok im bored, i guess i dont want reward:p
You: awww
You: Your loss.
Stranger: :p
Stranger: back to reality
Stranger: now
You: Damn
Stranger: who are you lol
Stranger: :D
You: Depends
You: Well
Stranger: well :p
You: My name is Chelsea
Stranger: wow
Stranger: my name is Istanbul
You: Hello
Stranger: hi
You: lol
You: And i'm not going to disclose my age, because, well....yeah
Stranger: 13?:p
You: nope
You: I'm 14. :P
Stranger: that was my first opinion
You: haha
You: This is the longest conversation I've ever had an Omegle
Stranger: lol
You: But really, my mom is 385. :)
Stranger: i believe in u:p
You: Lol
Stranger: anyways
Stranger: im off now
You: Alrighty
You: Thanks for playing along :)
Stranger: :)
Stranger: np
Stranger: cya

[BeautifulSilence]

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You: i like you
Stranger: haydi eller havaya hobaa
Stranger: i love u
You: thank you
You: whtas your name?
Stranger: u too
Stranger: oli
Stranger: u?
You: jane
You: age?
Stranger: first u?
You: 24
Stranger: im 23
You: nice
Stranger: from?
Stranger: thx
Stranger: u too
You: from dublin
You: you?
Stranger: rome
You: thats hot
Stranger: yea
Stranger: do u wanna talk dirty?
You: ok
You: you can start
Stranger: can u send me ur photo?
You: hang on
Stranger: yes
Stranger: im waiting u
You: http://www.photobucket.com/durty_gurl84/me/0997846.jpg
You: yours?
Stranger: i couldnt see ur photo
You: are you sure?
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[Viral Death]

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You: YOU STOLE MY DICK!!!
Stranger: ok how much inc
You: 5in
Stranger: cool
You: Its missing I think I lost it
You: Lol
Stranger: lol
Stranger: is it black
You: Hell no
You: Are you black?
Stranger: im not
Stranger: where u from
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

[DaretoFallup]

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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hi
You: hi
Stranger: what is up
You: the sky
Stranger: lol
Stranger: smartass uh?
You: perhaps
You: im a smart donkey, thats awesome
Stranger: ah cool
Stranger: how did you learn how to type?
You: i got a comp, and then i said hi
You: then i sawhi
You: then i typed hi
Stranger: shit
Stranger: you're a troll
You: define troll
Stranger: a insane motherfucker that loves to joke around for no particular reason
Stranger: respectfully... i mean
You: yep, im a troll
Stranger: trolls lead to nowhere
You: cool
Stranger: and i'm very tired and want to sleep
You: thats nice
Stranger: haha
Stranger: anyway
Stranger: suck my dick
Stranger: and have a nice day
You: no, im good
Stranger: and i mean absolutely NO disrespect
You: cool
Stranger: really :P
Stranger: so
Stranger: g.night
You: night
You: no good for u!
Stranger: take care
Stranger: bye
Stranger: cheers
You: bye!
You: :)
Stranger: hit the disconnect button
You: no
You: u
You: lol
Stranger: no u first
You: haha no sleep ffor u
Stranger: hehehe
Stranger: alright i gotta go
Stranger: gnight
You: bye
Stranger: i love you
You: love ya 2 ;)
Stranger: i'll imagine you sucked my dick
Stranger: bye
You: k :P
Stranger: hit the disconnect button now
Stranger: and we'll be ok :)
You: nope
You: :P
Stranger: CLICK THE FUCKING BUTTON YOU MOTHERFUCKER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
You: nah im good
Stranger: alright man
Stranger: you're doing it wrong
Stranger: just click the "Disconnect" box right over there
Stranger: and end this shit pls
You: nah
Stranger: now you're just trying to piss me off
You: pretty much
Stranger: but i'm a calm person
You: damn
Stranger: and i'm calm now....
You: aww
Stranger: but i need you to click the disconnect button
You: why me?
Stranger: why NOT you?
You: *sigh*
Stranger: i know you find it difficult to let someone you care about go..
Stranger: but you must this time
Stranger: it's going to be fine
Stranger: trust me
You: I have to pee disconnect already!!!!
Stranger: dont you fuck around with me man
You: im not a man
Stranger: dont be stupid !
Stranger: what
Stranger: a children ?
You: im not a children thats the worst grammar i've ever seen
Stranger: hahahahhaha
Stranger: true
Stranger: that's because i'm tired and i need to get some sleep
Stranger: child...
You: then sleep?
Stranger: but i need you to disconnect first
Stranger: otherwise i can't sleep !!!
You: You know what! I have to pee
You: lol
You: I'm going downstairs to go to the bathroom and you better be gone by the time i get back!
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Connection imploded.

Talk about a bad server... It imploded, for goodness sake!!

[Music Lover]

Stranger: hi
You: im a chipmunk
You: xD
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

[MattTheGreat2009]

You: Hi
Stranger: hi
You: how you doing on this fine day?
Stranger: very tired
Stranger: haha you
You: Very very awake ?
You: Wow my mum said dont talk to strangers but this is helarious
Stranger: hahai know right?
Stranger: there are some wierd ass people on this website
You: I know i said i was a guy and this person disconnected :(
You: Good idea
You: It might as well be peadophiles anymous
You: *anonymous
Stranger: HAHA [email protected]

[MattTheGreat2009]

Omegle conversation log
2009-05-28
Connecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: what do i do once ive said hi?
You: I dunno
You: What do i do now?
Stranger: I dont know
Stranger: it seems that we are at an impass
You: Yes
Stranger: i guess we just go around saying hi to people
Stranger: sounds fun
You: kwl
You: hi
Stranger: hi
You: hi
Stranger: hi
You: That was easy
Stranger: hi
You: Again?
You: hi
Stranger: hi
You: hi
Stranger: hi
You: hi
Stranger: hi
Stranger: hi
You: bue
Stranger: hi
You: hi
Stranger: what?
You: sorry my bad
Stranger: hi
You: hi
Stranger: soooo
You: what do we do know?
You: I think im supposed to ask you how you are
You: ??
Stranger: i guess so?
You: Are u ready?
Stranger: yes
You: How are u
You: ?
Stranger: hi
Stranger: SHIT
Stranger: sorry
You: DAMN IT AMN!
You: Try again
Stranger: sorry
You: ready
Stranger: i wasnt ready!!
Stranger: yes
You: Hi
You: Damn
You: U start
Stranger: Are u how?
You: Damn it man
Stranger: wow
Stranger: im not good at this
You: What else can we do?
Stranger: ummm
You: Lets just pass time shouting rude phrases?
Stranger: yeah you'd like that faggot
You: I know fag
Stranger: douche
You: Bitch
Stranger: Thundercunt
You: cockhead
You: damn!
You: Dickhead
Stranger: niggerfaggit
Stranger: faggot*
You: OH! The N WORD lol
You: ermm
Stranger: yeah
Stranger: whoops?
Stranger: hi
Stranger: shit it happened again
You: Just abuse me now and disconnect?
You: How r u?!
You: Yeah Got it right
Stranger: good?
Stranger: I did IT!!!!!
You: WOOOH! A MOMENT IN HISTORY
You: WHat now?
Stranger: well i guess this is goodbye
You: Ok
You: bye
Stranger: bye
You: bye
Stranger: hi
Stranger: shit
You: hi
You: damn
You: Bye
Stranger: bye
You: hi
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

LOL!

[The Joker]

Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: r u Jay Chou
You: No, I go by Bak Cho Waeeener Stufer
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Connecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hye
You: Wanna cyber?
Stranger: sure
Stranger: im super hard
You: you start
You: continue
Stranger: are you a guy?
You: chick
Stranger: really
Stranger: awsome
You: yeah
You: continue
Stranger: i tie
Stranger: you up
Stranger: to the bed post
Stranger: and pound you hard
Stranger: in the ass
You: As you are doing this, I cock slap you because I am a guy
You have disconnected.

Connecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: OH MY GOD
Stranger: OH MY GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD IT'S YooOUuUuuUu
Stranger: lIke
Stranger: Can I have Like
Stranger: Your Autograph!?
Stranger: like that would like be totally like
You: OHMIGOD YES
Stranger: AWEESSSOOOMEEEEEE
You: OHMIGOD LET'S BE BESTIEEES
Stranger: ahahaha eeeee
Stranger: best frands evaaarrr
You: gaaaaaaaaaaah
You: you are like the best like person like EVARRR
Stranger: like i know
Stranger: i am pretty sure i would know something like that
Stranger: like, totally
You: goshhhhh, like totally totally like what do you think about my style?!
Stranger: i mean it's okay as long as you don't like, you know, pretend it's like fashion or something
You: like oh my god shut the fuck uppaaa!
You: biiitch
You: suck my dick
Stranger: i wanna be the guy
You: Damnit, like I wanted to
Stranger: it looks like we are at a regular mexican standoff
Stranger: as opposed to an abnormal mexican standoff
You: My favorite is the alternative Mexican standoff
You: Ever tried that?
Stranger: alt mex?
Stranger: god
Stranger: i love that shit
Stranger: like water
You: Yeah
You: Best thing since sliced bread?
You: OK, I have to go, bye my Alternative Mex friend
Stranger: sliced bread is still number one
Stranger: bye
Stranger: i love you
You: bestiiies <3
Stranger: bestttieee
Stranger: <3 <3
Stranger: ttfn
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hi
You: Yes
Stranger: ?
You: No?
You: I guess you don't understand
Stranger: what?
You: You know, I didn't go on here to be fucked with.
Stranger: what are you talking about?
You: Fuck you! I am a TAX PAYING CITIZEN.
Stranger: um okay
You: DO YOU PAY YOUR GOD DAMN TAXES?
Stranger: haha
Stranger: nice.
You: WHAT?
Stranger: HELL YES!
I FUCKING DO
You: YES!
You: THAT'S THE SPIRIT
Stranger: YES IT IS!!!


Stranger: SPIRIT!!!!!
You: GOD I LOVE THIS WORLD
Stranger: I HAVE IT!!!!!!
You: DO YOU LOVE CHIPMUNKS?
Stranger: IM GOING SO FAST MOTHER NATURE IS LIKE SLOOOOOOWWWW DOOOOWNNNN AND I SAID FUCK YOU AND KICKED HER IN THE FACE WITH MY ENERGY LEGS!
Stranger: HELL YEAH!
You: OH GOD, IIIIII LOVE CHIPMUNKS
Stranger: MMMMMM

Stranger: MY NAME IS BOXXY
You: IIIII AM SO FAST I ONCE WAS TOLD BY THE EARTH AND SUN TO SLOW DOWN I SAID FUCK OFF AND ROUNDHOUSE KICKED THEM
You: RIGHT.............IN..........THE.................FACE
You: DO YOU KNOW WHAT IT'S LIKE TO BE ROUNDHOUSE KICKED IN THE FACE?
Stranger: MY .....NAME.....IS......BOXXY!
You: GOD I LOVE BOXERS
You: MY LOVE OF THE WORLD KICKED CHUCK NORRIS'S ASS
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: r u horny?
You: OMG YES WANA CYBR
Stranger: yeah but you start
You: I PUT UR DIK IN MAH VAGINA
You: TH3N PUL OUT AND SUK IT
Stranger: ok sorry to ruin the moment but why capital
Stranger: whatever
You: B/C IMM R3TARDAD
Stranger: lick your pussy and suck your tits
You: I RIED U B/C U WANA FUK ME
You: THEN U RAALIEZ
You: I'm a guy who can actually type.
You: JUST KIDNG
Stranger: well idk what the top one before it says you realize is
You: SHUT UP L3TS JUST HAEV SEX NO TOKNG
You: hump meeee
Stranger: ok gosh
Stranger: why though im a chick
You: OMG U HAEV A BIG DIK FOR A CHIK
Stranger: i dont have a cock
You: yah u do!!!!
Stranger: and how would you no?
You: Because I'm a person not interested in cybering....at all.
Stranger: then why are you trying so hard
You: I'm not
You: All I said was you put your dick in my pussy and I suck it
You: Is that hard?
You: It's as hard as I am.
You: NOT AT ALL.
You have disconnected.

Connecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: i spak bad engish
Stranger: hey
You: im nu to it
Stranger: it is ok,but i can't catch what you say.
You: ok i try hardst to mak cents
You: u undrstand
Stranger: yeah.
You: ok wht u want talk bout
Stranger: your english is so good.
You: thanks
Stranger: are you yellow?
You: i don undrstand
Stranger: i mean asian.
You: ya
Stranger: country?
You: from japan but move to usa
Stranger: oh.good.
You: ya japan real cool
Stranger: why did you move another country?
You: i deicided to chnge it up
Stranger: oh.
You: i can talk good engish but not god at typng and wrtng
Stranger: i see.you married a american?
You: ya vry nice attractibe
You: god girl
Stranger: no,i am male.
You: no her
Stranger: just widely guess.
You: u very god at typng
Stranger: no.
Stranger: i know a little english.
You: u kno a lot!
You: where u from
Stranger: china.
Stranger: i have to say bye.
You: china ladies very sexy
You: ok i hav sex with ur wife"
You: ?
Stranger: see you next time.
You: ok
Stranger: bye

Connecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: toast!
You: I love you.
Stranger: I love you too, random internet person <3
You: XD, this site is awesome
Stranger: lets marry and have babies
You: OK, asian babies?
Stranger: it is when you find someone worth talking to
Stranger: depends, are you asian? if not, that's going to be a problem.
You: I'm not
You: We can change that though ;)
Stranger: but but but
Stranger: then my big white-man penis wil tear your little asian body apart
You: I'm a dude
Stranger: we can change that too ;)
Stranger: OTHERWISE WE CANT HAVE BABIES ;-;
You: A gay couple, neither Asian, have Asian babies?
You: IT'S POSSIBLE
Stranger: FUCKYEAR
Stranger: we'll be on oprah and shit
You: IS THAT THE YEAR WE ALL FUCK?
You: I love Oprah
You: I wonder if she has any Russian babies
Stranger: I want a divorce ;-;
You: Fuck you
Stranger: goddammit I'm so sick, it sucks
Stranger: i'm all feverish and burning and disorientated and even moving my laptop hurts like a motherfucker
You: Only if you have a four some with me, Oprah, and some random dude
You: Ouch
You: That sucks.
Stranger: yeah man
Stranger: was up for two hours a couple days ago throwing my guts up
You: I did that a few days ago
Stranger: one to three am is not a fun time for being awake at all let alone vomiting
You: Yeah
You: 25 times in one night
You: Not fun
Stranger: ended up crawling into my ex-girlfriend's bed and telling her if I died she could have my laptop and that I still loved her lol
You: Yeah.
You: You have sex with her and Oprah?
Stranger: ...so, I've just found a thing that's like Omegle but cooler.
You: OK...?
You: How is it cooler?
Stranger: You can even pick to have people from the same country exclusibely or whatever so you dont find a million koreans that dont speak english asking ASL LOL ten seconds into conversation
Stranger: plus photo-swap
You: What site?
Stranger: um
Stranger: iddin.com
Stranger: looks pretty sweet
You: OK, goodbye my Asian wife/husband who isn't Asian.
Stranger: farewell my love ;-;
Stranger: NO FUCK YOU YOU LIKE OPRAH WE CANT MAKE THIS MARRIAGE WORK
Stranger: I'M TAKING THE KIDS
Stranger: YOU CAN HAVE THE DOG
Stranger: *sob* goodbye!
You: FUCK YOU I WANT THE KIDS
You: THE FUCKING DOG HUMPS ME MORE THAN YOU DO
Connection asploded.

[justanotherguy93]

Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: helllloooo
You: hey guess wht
You: guess
Stranger: hey
Stranger: what?
Stranger: 6
You: nope
Stranger: cake
Stranger: carrots
You: i have a kitty kat
Stranger: pinatas
Stranger: ghosts
Stranger: 2345873863231111
You: his name is bob
Stranger: aww that's nice
Stranger: cute
You: you got any pets
Stranger: nopeeeee
Stranger: not allowed any
You: y
You: hey
You: whts ur deepest darkest secret
Stranger: cu my parents don't like animals
Stranger: what?
You: whts ur deepest darkest secret
Stranger: i have none
You: u dont have any secrets
You: OMG
Stranger: nope
Stranger: do you/
Stranger: ?
You: hella yeah
You: likeeee
You: im bi
You: and i dont give a fuck about religion
You: and politics suck ass
You: also weed is the shit
Stranger: ohhh the last one is SO not a secret
Stranger: lol
You: dont you agree
Stranger: yes
You: that weed is the shit
Stranger: sure
You: so whatcha wana talk bout
You: no u know wht you me 3:00A.M. behind the dumpster be there
You: be ready

[DecemberRain]

Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: hi
Stranger: hey
You: male or female
Stranger: wanna tick my pickle for a nickle
You: sure
You: lol
Stranger: sweet
Stranger: then you wanna hit a zoo and get cheesed?
You: nah
You: i hate the zoo
Stranger: but its fun-to-due
You: honestly i have no idea what the zoo thing means
Stranger: its a south park reference
You: oh...well thats why. i dont watch that show. so how old are you
Stranger: im 19, and why not, its awesome
You: idk. i just never do. i never see it on, u in the us?
Stranger: no canada budday
You: ahh. thats cool
Stranger: its not really on tv here either
Stranger: watch it online
Stranger: then you can be real tits
You: ah, im not online that much.
Stranger: well thats meecrob
You: you use a lot of lingo i dont get
Stranger: see bebeh, watch south park and you can be kewww
You: ah, so whats ur name
Stranger: eric
You: ah. im hailey
Stranger: so where are you from
You: new york.
Stranger: whatchya doing omegling on a friday night budday
You: i have no life. lmao. i already went out today.
Stranger: thats keww
You: yup. i went to leaf and bean with my bff
Stranger: oh thats kewwwwwww, i wish i had a super best friend for life never forget me well have have eachother when times are tough bebeh
You: u gots a myspace?
Stranger: no way bebeh, no offense but how do i know youre not a creepy mcgee dude
Stranger: theres alot of them here bebeh
You: ah. well thats just somethin you have to trust dude...i dont know that you arent one either...and you just might be
Stranger: i might be
Stranger: hey bebeh
Stranger: wanna ronald my mcdonald
Stranger: asl?
You: what the hell is asl? someone else said that too
Stranger: haha dude
Stranger: its means whats your age, sex location
Stranger: if someone asks you
You: age..younger than u, female, ny
Stranger: there probably a creepster looking for cyber cootch
You: ah, lmao...like u? jk
Stranger: fer sure bebeh
Stranger: im like the one italian in china town
Stranger: on a mission
You: ahh. now thats super creepster man.
Stranger: you know it is
You: so u in high school or u out?
Stranger: no ive been out for a couple years
You: ah. im in the shit hole high school
Stranger: i actually have my mcats soon so thats why im staying in tonight
Stranger: kewww, what grade are you in
You: i am in 10th.(VERY SAD!!)
Stranger: thats kewww, how can i reach these keeeeds?\
You: what keeds?
Stranger: see so many solid references right over your head
You: ik. jeez i gotta get watchin some tv
Stranger: yea whats wrong with you, stop having a life
Stranger: so bebeh, time for some real questions
You: ikr? whats wrong with me?
Stranger: who kicks whos ass, dylan or jim morrison?
Stranger: in daylight
You: have no idea who that is
Stranger: oh dude
Stranger: weak
You: yup. im sad
Stranger: dont tell me, you listen to rap
You: hell no
Stranger: should have known since you said your from ny
You: i HATEEEEEE rap
Stranger: how do not know dylan or morrison then
You: im more of a cobra starship and fall out boy person
Stranger: ohhhhh dude
You: u know them?
Stranger: i know fall out boy
Stranger: weak
You: eh. cobra starship is better.
Stranger: you need yourself a musical education
Stranger: just go start youtubing a bunch of 60s and 70s songs and be kewww
You: nah, gabe is a sexy vegitarian beast
Stranger: dude
Stranger: alright i guess it wasnt meant to be then
Stranger: i tought we could be super best friendsw
Stranger: well we'll always have this omegle convo
Stranger: im gunna save it and make it my wallpaper
Stranger: no no
You: lmao. i think not...cuz i dont know if u a creepster
Stranger: shhh shhh
Stranger: its better if things are left unsaid
Stranger: shh shh

[kenoloor]

Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: heyy
You: yo homedog
Stranger: whats up
You: cumulus nimbus and stratus
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

[Perseus]

Lol, I found a normal person.
Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hi
You: The Game
Stranger: what
You: You do not know about the game?
Stranger: the rapper?
You: No
You: Wtf?
Stranger: what the game are you talkin about? Oo
You: The Game is a game where if you think about the game, you lose. Winning the game is impossible.
Stranger: voce fala em portugues? D
You: I do not speak Portuguesse
Stranger: asl?
You: Even though Portuguess is cooler than Spanish
You: Age: over 9000 : sex: disputed Location: Mars
Stranger: hm
Stranger: i'm jesus
You: Interesting
Stranger: i will eat your eye
You: Omg, I hear eyes are crunchy
You: Watch out
Stranger: can i eat your ass?
You: No
Stranger: why?
You: Because Im not in the mood
You: ANd I hear eyes are tastier
Stranger: FALA DIREITO
Stranger: VOU COMER SEU CUUU
Stranger: hi
Stranger: :_
Stranger: :)
Stranger: how are you?
You: I sense you are bored
You: I am great
Stranger: cool!
Stranger: what is your name?
You: My name is Jennifer
Stranger: and my name is Paulão
Stranger: i'm a dreg queen
You: Hm.. much more original than mine
You: I snese you are either SApanish or Portuguese
Stranger: i have one big dick
You: Interesting, I did not need to know that
Stranger: you can speak in spanish?
You: No
Stranger: why?
You: I don't like its sound. I like Portuguese better
Stranger: you can speak portuguese?
You: No, lol, but I like it better
Stranger: you can understand when i spk in portuguese?
You: Nope, I guessed it was since I saw a form of portuguese in their
Stranger: hey dude
Stranger: do you know
Stranger: avenged sevenfold?
You: Yeah, I know them
You: But they're too mainstream for my liking
Stranger: do you like them?
You: They're oaky
You: They ahve a good drummer
Stranger: yes, yes
Stranger: do you know the vocal?
Stranger: m. shadows?
You: Umm..
You: I dont think so
Stranger: :s
Stranger: he's had tatoo
Stranger: etc
Stranger: anyway
Stranger: I seem with him
Stranger: =D
You: You seem with him?
Stranger: m shadows
Stranger: yes
You: Sounds cool
Stranger: i'm going to take a shower
Stranger: bye
Stranger: i love you
Stranger: (L)
You: Goodbye
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

[MysticalBurrito]

Should we have a contest to see who can have the weirdest conversation?

Connecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: >_> Evil chipmunk
Stranger: oh god! where?!
You: Right behind you XD
Stranger: ah!
You: *watches*
Stranger: it's attacking me!
Stranger: send help please!
Stranger: owowowowow!
You: Nahh
You: Who do you think sent the evil chipmunk :P
Stranger: you bastard!
Stranger: it's clawing at my hair!
You: *is the ruler of evil chipmunks*
You: Evil chipmunks eat hair FYI
Stranger: i'm finding that out now!
You: *sites back and watches*
You: *with popcorn*
Stranger: sadistic bastard!
You: ^_^ you know me well ;)
You: *hands over moonbar* they dont like moonbars
Stranger: what's a moonbar?
You: Some type of candy they hate *hands over a couple* they hate the hell outta them so i recommend getting a lot of them and packing your house with them
Stranger: aha! *aims moonbar at evil chipmunk* back foul beast!
Stranger: ohnoes it's attacking me because i have the moonbar!
You: *hands over dozens of em*
You: They love moon bars :D
You: Good luck with those evil chipmunks =]
You have disconnected.



This one made me smile even though i dont know if its true =]
Connecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: Ello
Stranger: And hello to you.
You: may i ask how old you are?
Stranger: Sure. I'm 17.
Stranger: And you are?
You: 123
You: 0.o
Stranger: :O
Stranger: oldie.
You: I know >=] Perfect age for...shredding cheese :D
Stranger: :D!
Stranger: hahah
You: lols
Stranger: thanks for making me laugh
Stranger: I haven't laguehd all day.
Stranger: laughed*
You: =] No problem
You: whats wrong?
Stranger: Oh, nothing.
Stranger: Just haven't laughed.
You: h ok =]
You: *oh
Stranger: :]
Stranger: thank you dear
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

[Skeln]

Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: slut
Stranger: yes
Stranger: like it?
You: well...ok response but not the one i was looking for
Stranger: oh really?
Stranger: i think you wanted me to say that, it has been foretold
You: well i was looking for something along the lines of "whore" so I could then correct you and say the correct term is "man whore"
Stranger: your a manwhore? thats just wrong
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

:cry:

[Skeln]

Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: slut
Stranger: Asshole
Stranger: Stupid Euro-shit bitch
You: im not euro!
You: wish i was tho
Stranger: Fuck you, you are now
You: yeah!
Stranger: Nigga
You: how'd you know i was black?!
You: ok, im really not bt yeah
Stranger: Man dont axe me shit nigga
Stranger: im ruufless
Stranger: nigga
You: you're in need of a life, that's what you are
Stranger: Ouch
Stranger: Thats deep
You: i could say the same lol
Stranger: I love you~
You: same here
You: btw, u guy or a girl?
Stranger: does it matter
You: eh just woundering
Stranger: we are probably both guys
You: im guessing ur a ugy tho
Stranger: just saying
You: oh crap! Im right! im in lovew with a guy! Oh shit!
Stranger: AHAHAH
You: This is so wrong...
Stranger: duuude
You: yet so right...
Stranger: it doesnt matter
Stranger: remember
Stranger: we love eachother
Stranger: I love you Jim
Stranger: John
Stranger: Frank
Stranger: whatever the FUCk your name is
You: try the R's
Stranger: Richard
You: thats me middle name
Stranger: thats all i got
Stranger: that and retard
You: Ro
Stranger: but im guessing thats not you
Stranger: Ronald?
You: Rob
Stranger: Wtf
You: Robe
Stranger: Robe
You: Rober
Stranger: Whut
Stranger: Robert
Stranger: No shit
You: Yes!
Stranger: Hot damn
You: you guessed it...um...Zack!
Stranger: Good guess im low on the alphabet
Stranger: try W, thers like 2 names there
Stranger: its easy
You: William?
Stranger: OH SHIT
Stranger: Nice guess
You: Yeah! 2nd try!
You: Boo ya!
Stranger: Want to hear a funny knock knock joke?
You: sure
Stranger: k start it off
Stranger: its funny
You: knock knock
Stranger: whos there
You: Iran
Stranger: Iran who?
You: I ran all the way home
Stranger: haha that was good
You: and u
Stranger: k next joke
Stranger: K, so there was this guy
Stranger: he had a drinking problem
Stranger: he walks into a bar knowing that his drinking addiction is destroying his life
Stranger: he oders a scotch
Stranger: k now ask me if im an orange
You: are you an orange?
Stranger: No
You: .
You: ..
You: ...
Stranger: lol
You: i dont get it
Stranger: lol its a stun joke
Stranger: a "lolwhut" joke
You: ooooooh!
You: a wa joke?
Stranger: yea like, wha....
You: ok, you didnt gte my little joke
You: *get
You: and now im off! Bye hunny bun!
Stranger: cya love
You have disconnected.

[kenoloor]

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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hi
You: BABIES ARE TAKING OVER KALAMAZOO
Stranger: oh my god!
Stranger: which kind of babies?
You: I KNOW, RIGHT!
You: the young kind
Stranger: :O
Stranger: what are they doing?
You: ...taking it over!
Stranger: conquering kalamazoo?
You: YES!
Stranger: using strnght to that???
You: yea!
Stranger: which weapons do they have?
You: molotov cocktails
Stranger: : o
Stranger: aaah it's on US?
You: YES!
Stranger: no problem, it will be solved
Stranger: :P
You: well our whole fucking army is in iraq
You: no thanks to Bush!
Stranger: hahahahhahaa
Stranger: i need to go
You: IM SERIOUS!
Stranger: good luck, soldier
Stranger: o>
You: me too i gotta get my rifle!
Stranger: go, go, go!
You: yessir
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You: hi
Stranger: hi
You: where you from?
Stranger: turkey
Stranger: you?
You: timbuktoo
Stranger: where is it??
You: europe
Stranger: hımm..
You: where no one can find it
Stranger: woww :D
Stranger: mysterious
You: very....
Stranger: age sex?
You: 7/boy
You: you?
Stranger: very young..
Stranger: 21 male
You: wow your old
Stranger: yes
You: is your hair grey?
Stranger: not yet..
You: you older than my daddy
Stranger: you say me dad .. second dad :D
You: no i only have one dad
You: and hes not 21
Stranger: second brother??
You: dont have any brothers
You: only sisters
Stranger: first:D
You: three
Stranger: are they older than you?
You: no
You: im oldest
Stranger: very young family
You: yes
You: what about you
You: how many kids
Stranger: i have a sister too
Stranger: we are tvins
You: whats a tvin?
Stranger: twins
You: ohh i know that
You: two of my sisters are that
Stranger: really?
You: yea
You: there five
Stranger: wery beautiful emotion
You: my other sister is 3 1/2
Stranger: hımm..
Stranger: do you go to school
You: no
You: my parents dont have the money
Stranger: isn't the education neccesery in your country?
You: no
You: the king dont like it
Stranger: in turkey..it is neccesert for 12 yars
Stranger: years
You: wow
You: thats a long time
Stranger: yeaahh..
Stranger: what is your job??
You: im 7 idiot i dont have a job
Stranger: you speak very mantical i think :D
Stranger: for example you said i am idiot????
You: yea
You: but i gotta go
You: see ya on da flip side
You: =]
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[FalconSmash]

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Stranger: hi
You: hi!
Stranger: m or f?
You: ...
You: female
Stranger: :)
Stranger: age?
You: 12
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OMG
this is hella fun.

[MysticalBurrito]

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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: what's your name?
You: Cheesepuff you?
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Stranger: hi
Stranger: woman?
You: wait a second
You: Aloha would you be interested in a copy of "How chipmunks Will Save The world Vol.5"
You: =]
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Some people are so rude :P

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Stranger: hi
You: Chimpbuttz =/
Stranger: interesting
You: Yup
Stranger: so i have herpes
You: o_o
Stranger: and i try to give it to as many people as i can
You: Dude
Stranger: i know, not cool
You: XD
Stranger: but i can't describe the feeling of satisfaction i get when i do
You: Well I mean if its some backstabing whore
You: who deserves it
You: XD
Stranger: right, most of them are
You: Wow =/
Stranger: one girl wasn't though...
Stranger: she was really nice and sweet
You: -.-
Stranger: but she was SUPER hot, so i didn't tell her i had herpes
You: Dude the word of the day is Condom
Stranger: thanks kermit
You: XD Its Cookiemonster >_>
Stranger: oh, my bad
You: I used to watch Sesame Street to much XD
Stranger: how old are you now?
You: like 765432
Stranger: no, that is way too old for a human being to be
You: Well no...i'm not human..
You: alien ;)
Stranger: can aliens get herpes?
You: Nope we're imune XD
Stranger: wanna come over and have some drinks?
You: Nah I have a boyfriend
You: He owns his own spaceship :P
Stranger: yeah, but i have herpes
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I think part of my mind died during that one

[The Joker]

I copied you Karina. :D

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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: Aloha would you be interested in a copy of "How chipmunks Will Save The world Vol.5"
Stranger: hey m or f
You: ?
You: Aloha would you be interested in a copy of "How chipmunks Will Save The world Vol.5"?
Stranger: male or female
Stranger: huh bye freal
You: Huh?
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You: Aloha would you be interested in a copy of "How chipmunks Will Save The world Vol.5"?
Stranger: All your penis are belong to Obama
You: Nice.
Stranger: Thank you :D
Stranger: What's the book about? I like chipmunkies
You: Well, it's about how they will save teh world.
You: And teh worldz is very important
You: More important than John McCain testicle
Stranger: if it is, then why make nukes? D:>
You: Because
You: They are scared of a revolution, a CHIPMUNK REVOLUTION
Stranger: *le gasp* the omegle at the top of meh screen makes up down motions with it's underscores!!!!!
You: I KNOW
Stranger: IT'S WAR!!!
You: WITH OMEGLE
Stranger: OLAWD WE GONA DIE
You: OH LAWDIE
You: LAWD WE DOOMED
Stranger: i thinks my eye just fell out of my head D:
You: Woah
You: My eyes always stay on breasts.
You: Who's breasts you ask?
Stranger: yes
You: George Bush's breasts.
Stranger: Who's breasts I ask.
Stranger: Which one?
You: The left one.
You: Oh, Jr.
Stranger: :O you are a maze
You: Yes, you have to draw a line inside me until you get out.
Stranger: ohSHIT i'm lost D:
You: Lost in my soul?
Stranger: No, yer fucking stomach
You: Ah
Stranger: All these twist and turn that look the same
You: OK, how about I have a bowel movement
Stranger: I'd like to see you get out
You: Then you can get out
Stranger: No thanks
You: You sure?
Stranger: I'll find another way out
You: Dawww.
You: I wanted to have a BM with you inside.
Stranger: Not today
Stranger: I'm tired, honey, tomorrow D:>
You: OK, fine, be that way.
You: I'll shit you tommorow.
Stranger: hooray!
You: Is your name Karina by the way?
Stranger: is that a knight?
Stranger: yes
You: Are you on VT?
Stranger: VF
You: OK
You: Lyiar
Stranger: I'M NOT A LIAR
Stranger: otay, maybe a lil..
You: LIYAR
Stranger: I WAS GONNA TELL YOU
Stranger: I PWOMIS
Stranger: e
Stranger: promis-e
You: WHAT BE YOUR NAME?
Stranger: promis-q
You: Promis-x
Stranger: Mister Burke
You: You whorebunny
Stranger: I'll pay you 500 caps to blow up a town with a nuke, does you liek?
You: Shad op
You: SHADOP
You: Scream that at your mother
Stranger: OLAWD I'VE BEEN DISCOVERED
Stranger: We'll meet again, don't know where don't know when
Stranger: i forget the rest...
You: OK
Stranger: BAIBAI
You: Fucker
You: FUCKER
Stranger: Assrider
You: Yep
Stranger: Nice
You: Nois
Stranger: Nao go jack off to GB's boobies
You: Will do
You: Whoever GB is
Stranger: Bush
Stranger: Remember?
Stranger: We had that whole conversation
Stranger: YOUFAIL
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[MysticalBurrito]

OMFG :P
Matt Imma gonna copywrite that :P
jkjk

Funny

[MattTheGreat2009]

Stranger: hi
You: Do you like fishsticks?
Stranger: a little
You: Do you like fishsticks in your mouth?
Stranger: . . .
You: What are you a gay fish?

hehe

[MysticalBurrito]

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Stranger: hey
You: Ello
You: Would you be interested in a copy of "Cheesy Mints"
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Stranger: hey
You: Ello
Stranger: where you from?
You: Mars
Stranger: omg
You: Mhm
Stranger: so youre like a million years or something?
You: Yup ;)
Stranger: haha
You: They say the golden years are after 30 pffft their so wrong :P
Stranger: yeah right. so when is it then? :p
You: 100000000
Stranger: oh yeah
You: Mhm
Stranger: are you unisex if youre from mars?
You: Nah
You: We don't have genitals on mars XD
Stranger: haha, so what sex are you then?
You: I'm a nothing 0.o
Stranger: omg
Stranger: again
You: XD
You: so hows you on this fine summer day?
Stranger: haha, its not THAT sunny or warm here, but its okay :)
Stranger: how about mars, its pretty col now at night huh?
You: its over 600 degrees here >.<
Stranger: cold*
You: Nope not really
Stranger: kay
You: Welp I have to go feed my 4444 children Good luck and watch otu for chipmunks
Stranger: kay bye, cheers
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[kenoloor]

Stranger: hi
You: Do you like fishsticks?
Stranger: a little
You: Do you like fishsticks in your mouth?
Stranger: . . .
You: What are you a gay fish?

hehe

Ya know what makes this even funnier for me?

Take a wild guess at who the stranger was! :D

[MysticalBurrito]

-_- You have to be kidding he was talking to you?

[kenoloor]

-_- You have to be kidding he was talking to you?

Yupp, it was. I remember that exact conversation. :D

[MysticalBurrito]

Rofl


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You: Ello
Stranger: hi
You: What's up?
Stranger: not much
Stranger: you?
You: Bored >.<
Stranger: where are you from?
You: Uranus
Stranger: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
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some people are so rude

[Skeln]

It's actually pronounced ur a nus, not ur anus

[guacamole24]

Stranger: Horny girl?
Me: Nope. Buh-Bye!

lol

[Leprachaun]

im gone post it but it's a little bit rude not much but a ittle bit and kinda funny so here it is.

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

Stranger: helo

You: meow!

Stranger: hey

Stranger: cat

Stranger: sexy cat

Stranger: u wanna sex

You: aww my g-string is ripping my arse open!

You: what's sex?

You: and it's not even mine

You: the g-string

Stranger: hehehehhe

Stranger: could give me ur msn messanger

Stranger: ?

You: no but i could give you a banana

You: do you have balls or flaps?

Stranger: take it to ur arse hole

Stranger: balls

Stranger: dick

You: ewww you have balls and a dick?!?!?!?!

Stranger: yes

Stranger: ım male

You: omg your a weird son of a bitch!!

Stranger: u son of a bitch

Stranger: ur mom is a biggewst bitch in the world

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[NightFighter]

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Stranger: hi
You: hi
You: hellooooo
Stranger: hi
You: yo
You: ....
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rejected!

[justanotherguy93]

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Stranger: 'ello!
You: 'ello
You: how are ya mate
Stranger: how are you?
Stranger: I'm fine ty for asking
You: im good to
Stranger: asl?
You: i dont know wht that means so many people ask me that wht does it mean
Stranger: it's age, sex and location :D
You: ok
You: 15 male and america
Stranger: I'm 16, male from finland :)
You: but i want to be in italy
Stranger: why? o.o
You: ever since i was little i want to go
Stranger: I think the only good things that come from italy are pizza and Lacuna Coil 8D
You: omg
You: italy is the best place in the world
Stranger: why so? :)
You: italy has soo much culture, so much food, so much artwork it is amazing
Stranger: omg, you're truely Italyfanatic 8)
You: yeah
You: omg u wll never guess wht happend
Stranger: what?
You: i was talking to this person on here and all of of a sudden he did this
You: bye

[L]

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Stranger: hi.boy or girl?
You: what ever you want me to be
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oh god i love this site...

[GreyxRainbow]

You: Are you a vampire?
Stranger: no
Stranger: but i think you are
You: Oh sorry, I'm afraid I'm not interested then.


Had to do that.

[marty]

i like being a total creep on this site

[fystr]

You: yo
Stranger: panda bear.
You: otters?
Stranger: polar bear.
You: y yes, i'll take 4 pounds
Stranger: .. what?
You: you don't sell polar bear?
You: y'd you offer it then?
Stranger: NO I DIDNT OFFER IT. and you shouldn't eat bear.
Stranger: WTF IS WRONG WITH YOU.
You: i know, my doctor told me it's not good for my health
You: but i can't resist it
Stranger: ew, .
You: don't judge me
Stranger: im a vegitarian.
Stranger: well, i jsut did.
Stranger: :D
You: y do some vegetarians not count fish as a meat?
You: it's just the other white meat
Stranger: ..wow.
Stranger: age?
You: i don't know fish age
Stranger: I HAVE A GREEDY SISTER.
Stranger: i do.
Stranger: really.
Stranger: its terrible.
You: well you know what they say
Stranger: she has this disease.
Stranger: dont eat greedy people.

[GreyxRainbow]

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A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!
You: Want to buy my siccors?
Stranger: yeas actualyXD
Stranger: i dont have any
You: Oh cool. Only $15,95
You: Very special siccors.
Stranger: o what do they do??
You: Magical. They can make a fairy apear. This fairy will grant all your wishes..
Stranger: nice
Stranger: what did you wish for??
You: Well.. I wished this all was true. I don't have any siccors.
Stranger: :(
Stranger: TOO BAD
You: Sad, isn't it?
You: Want to buy my panda suit?
You: It's just a normal panda suit, nothing special about it.
Stranger: XD what does it do??
Stranger: o ok
Stranger: but a panda suit is kinda cool
You: Yes. Well, I won't have it anymore if you buy it.
Stranger: but hwy do you have a panda suit??
Stranger: you must be a girle then i suposeXD
You: Ah, to have an interesting conversation on here.
You: Why would I be a girl then?
Stranger: the panda suit mostly explains itXD
You: Oh yes. I can be a boy who has an addiction with panda's.
You: But, want to buy it? :D
Stranger: if you tell me if yoour a girle or noot
You: YES, I ADMIT EVERYTHING. BUT DON'T KEEP ME HIDDEN AWAY FROM THIS WORLD ANYMORE, ALL ALONE IN MY PANDA SUIT! ='[
Stranger: :(
Stranger: so sad
You: I know. Now buy it! >=]
Stranger: ok
Stranger: il buy it but just for you??
You: Hm-hm. 'cause I'm nice. :D You'll get a reduction.
You: ...
You: Phew. Still there?
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Stranger: hi
Stranger: are you a guy?
You: YOU ARE A 15 YEARS OLD BOY! ADMIT IT!
You: I KNOW I'M RIGHT.
You: JUST SPIT IT OUT ALREADY.
You: FISHSTICKS, FISHSTICKS, YUMMY YUMMY FISHSTICKS
You: Pardon me. ^^"
Stranger: are u a guy?
You: I sometimes get those crazy moments.
You: Why do you need to kno-o-ooow, why, why, why?
Stranger: cuz i am and im bi
You: Congrats!
You: I'm a girl, to be honest. ^^"
Stranger: ok bye
Stranger: ur weird
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I wanted to add "Yes, don't you like being weird? It gives you an adrealine rush like never before. Besides, you can act the way you always wanted to! : D"

But he was gone. =[

Ah well, I'm officialy weird. =D

[Music Lover]

You: hi
You: hi
You: hi
Stranger: hi
Stranger: m/f
You: nope
Stranger: bi
You: nope my nae is bob
Stranger: want cock
You: bi was close thogh
Stranger: gay
You: yeah my cock died yesterday and my hens are unhappy
Stranger: age
You: the cock was 5
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[Charleigh]

randomm

[JennaBabiie]

Heyy Im Neww ! Add Mee Im 13 =]

[JennaBabiie]

Stranger: Hey :D
Yuu: Umm... Hello
Stranger: How Are Yuu
you: Im Good You ?
stranger: Yh im Finee
you: Ok .. Then .
stranger:Soo...
you: Why Are Yuu Talking To Me
Stranger: Coz I Love Yuu :P
You: OMG !..Yuu Dont Know Mee
Stranger: Yes I Doo !
You: Ok..Who Am I ?
Stranger: Yuur .... U mm .. :S :what:
You: Haa ! You Dont Know Mee
Stranger: Point Taken
You : Bye Then
Stranger : Bye Love Yuu
You : Omg.. Yuu Dont Love me
Stranger :Bye
Stranger Signes Out
You : He WAS WIRD !
Stranger Sighnes In
Stranger: Im Backk !!
You : NOOOOOO!
Stranger: What ?
You : My Cakes Are Black =[
Stranger: What Colour Was They Meant To Be ?
You : PINK !
Stranger : Omg I Love That Coulour
You : Are Yuu A Perv ?
Stranger: How Could You Think That Omg Thats Mean i cant beleve you saind that !!
You: Im Soo Sorry !!
Stranger But.. I Am
You : What
Stranger : I Am
You: Yuur Wat .. A Perv
Stranger : Omg Why do you keep thinking im a perv right i dont waana talk to you now!
You : Ok Soo Yuur Nt A Perv Sorry
Stranger: But I Ammm !
You : A Perv
Stranger : OMG !!! STOP SAYING IT
You Have Disconnected
Stranger : Haaahaaa !!

By Jenna x Thanks Faw Reading :L

[Viral Death]

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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: mey up
You: Hey
Stranger: how ya doin
You: Awsome you?
Stranger: mint tah
Stranger: wuut??
You: You speak English?
Stranger: what do u think
You: Well this isnt txting so grow up dip shit
Stranger: i know German very well and French pretty well
You: I know alittle greek and spanish
Stranger: LMFAO
You: ASL?
Stranger: 16
Stranger: male
Stranger: cheshire
Stranger: u?????????????????????????
You: 14 Female United States
You: Guess what?
Stranger: what?
You: Get AIDS
Stranger: off you??
You: Now back off CUNT HOOKER BITCH
Stranger: pmt
You: This is the Salt Lake County Sherriffs Office
Stranger: soo??
You: We are tracking your IP to arrest you for suduction of a 14 year old girl
Stranger: oh so
You: The FBI will be knocking on your door in about 10 mins
Stranger: i didnt i asked what ur ASL was and u came on to me
Stranger: hahaha
You: Just kidding
Stranger: im in britain dip shit
You: I am a 13 M Utah USA
Stranger: i guessed
You: I am a drunk redneck with too many guns and too much wiskey
Stranger: kl im coming over there w8
You: WTF
Stranger: WHATEVA
You: STRANGER DANGER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Stranger: haha
Stranger: iloveyou
You: Jk but I really work for the Manila Sherriffs office up her as a partial intern
Stranger: intern?
You: Yeah I have to type up reports
Stranger: owch
You: But I always love meh sncapps
Stranger: gdgd
You: Its the best I love getting drunk and high
You: I chew, snuff, smoke, drink, and shoot up on coke
Stranger: kwl i suck big men
You: So your gay?
Stranger: yup
Stranger: basically
You: Oh I am Bi
You: Well I am going to watch my porn and jack off so good day mate
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[YesterdaysNews]

Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hi
You: heyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy
Stranger: wasssssuppppppp?
You: the skyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy
You: do you like duckies?
Stranger: duh
You: ?
Stranger: sure
You: sweet
You: :]
Stranger: got any duckies?
You: I has a rubber duckie :O
Stranger: thats a start
Stranger: can i play with your rubber duckie?
You: only if you promise to be careful with him
Stranger: naturally
Stranger: i like duckies as much as you
You: I love duckies
You: I'm a duckie rights activist
Stranger: i support your cause
Stranger: now just give me the duck
You: okay
Stranger: ooh nice duckie
You: thankies you
Stranger: does he have a name?
You: Mr. Duckie
Stranger: cool
You: I know eh
Stranger: my duckie died
Stranger: :[
You: aww
You: Im terribley sorry
Stranger: i was very sad
You: did you have a memorial service?
Stranger: oh yes
Stranger: all the family attended
Stranger: from both sides of the family
Stranger: mine and his
Stranger: senor duckero
You: sounds like he was a lovely duck
Stranger: he was
Stranger: :'(
You: I think you need a hug
Stranger: i think so too
You: *hug*
You: there you go
Stranger: thanks
You: there ther
Stranger: what's your name duck friend?
You: MY name?
Stranger: yeah
You: I don't have a name :[
Stranger: oh thats sad
You: whats your name?
Stranger: monsieur canard
Stranger: it's french for mr duck
You: I know that
You: pleasure to meet you monsieur canard
Stranger: and you, person
You: my friends fondly call me Quacky
Stranger: quacky it is then
You: you would be a person of the male sex, correct?
Stranger: that is right, yes
Stranger: hence monsieur canard
Stranger: not madame
You: thats what I assumed
You: how long have you been a male, monsieur canard?
Stranger: 19 human years
Stranger: so about 100 duck years or so
You: hmm
You: a solid age there
Stranger: a good age for a duck
Stranger: how about you quacky?
Stranger: are you a duck or a drake
You: Hmm it seems that I am not as educated as you monsieur canard, for I am not familiar with the term "Drake"
Stranger: male duck
You: ah
You: I would be a duck :]
Stranger: ah right
Stranger: and your human age?
Stranger: if you can work it out...
You: approximately 14 human years
Stranger: oh right
Stranger: a duckling then
You: correct
Stranger: and where abouts is your pond?
You: In the land called Canada
You: where do you reside?
Stranger: ooh nice
Stranger: in a small town in england
Stranger: called london
Stranger: :D
You: lovely :]
Stranger: it is
You: I've dreamed of flying there
Stranger: it's a very long migration
Stranger: the furthest i've gone is florida
You: very since I was a wee hachling
You: *hatchling
Stranger: one day, when you're a big mummy duck
Stranger: you can fly all the way over here
You: marvelous
Stranger: it will be
You: hmm, so what are your hobbies monsieur canard?
Stranger: well, i'm studying french at duck university
Stranger: other than that, i play football
Stranger: soccer to you
Stranger: and badminton
You: soccer is a lovely game
You: I enjoy it myself
Stranger: oh really
Stranger: glad to hear it
You: definately
Stranger: :)
You: :]
Stranger: :D
You: :}
Stranger: =)
You: :O
Stranger: :p
You: C:
Stranger: :S
You: O.O
Stranger: -.-
You: >-<
Stranger: (.)(.)
You: o.0
You: you forgot something
Stranger: what?
You: (.Y.)
Stranger: BOOBIES
Stranger: (_Y_)
Stranger: BOTTOM
You: oh my
Stranger: arent i vulgar
You: I've seen worse :[
Stranger: worse bottoms?
Stranger: that one was quite nice i thought
You: 'twas
You: it is beautiful
Stranger: pretty bootom
Stranger: lol bootom
You: hehe
You: I know a boy named Tom
Stranger: thats fun for you
Stranger: i do as well
You: quite
Stranger: does he have a pretty bottom?
You: I can't say that I've seen his bottom
You: he really doesn't have one
Stranger: thats odd
Stranger: just a hole?
You: no, he has a flat bottom
Stranger: thats sad
You: very
You: I pitty him
Stranger: yeah
You: kciw,c0weid7enl;kjb742+d?
Stranger: yeah
Stranger: sure
You: wonderful
Stranger: shall we hf;ofha;oghpoashgposauh13 then?
You: why not?
Stranger: cool
Stranger: let's go
You: to Oz?
Stranger: exactly
You: we're off to see the wizard, the wonderful wizard of oZ
Stranger: YAY
You: who really is a wonderful wiz
You: if ever a wiz there was
Stranger: follow the yellow brick road...
You: follow the yellow brick road?
Stranger: follow the yellow brick road!
Stranger: follow follow follow follow follow the yellow brick road
You: YAY!
Stranger: cue much skipping and some munchkins
You: follow the yellow brick, follow the yellow brick, follow the yellow brick road!
Stranger: i havent skipped in so long...
You: you should have a go at it
Stranger: i really should
You: its extremely fun
Stranger: yeah
You: especially in public places with lots of people
You: around your friends
Stranger: oh public skipping
Stranger: how daring
You: be rebellious
Stranger: gosh
Stranger: i may be very daring and take my shoes off to do it
You: there you go!
Stranger: oh how liberating!
Stranger: i like it
You: what a glorious day!
Stranger: OH WHAT A WONDERFUL FEELING!
Stranger: OH WHAT A WONDERFUL DAY!
You: what a wonderful world!
Stranger: almost
Stranger: ive got a wonderful feeling
Stranger: everything's going my way
You: the sun'll come out, TOMORROW!
Stranger: oh i dont know the next line....
Stranger: ARGH
You: hmmm
You: sing-A-longs are fun
Stranger: yeah
You: do you like musics?
Stranger: musicals?
You: well those too
You: but musics in general
Stranger: yeah
Stranger: and i do have a soft spot for musicals
You: good :]
Stranger: manly, i know
You: I think men who like musicals are very manly
Stranger: in touch with our feminine sides
You: exactly!
Stranger: i keep telling myself that
Stranger: when im sat in the front row of mary poppins or something
You: lets go fly a kite!
Stranger: up where the sky is bright!
You: up to the highest height!
You: pfft
You: wrong words mister
Stranger: ooh different verse
You: :]
Stranger: and send it soaring...?
Stranger: up to the atmosphere
Stranger: up where the clouds are clear
You: up where the air is clear
Stranger: let's all go....
Stranger: crap
You: go fly a kite\
Stranger: yeah
Stranger: we are too cool
You: definately
Stranger: supercalifrajalisticexpeallidocious
Stranger: even though the sound of it is something quite atrocious
Stranger: dont know the rest
You: if you say it loud enough you'll always sound precosious
You: supercalifagalisticexpialidocious
Stranger: oh yeah
Stranger: very good
Stranger: you spelt it better as well
Stranger: damn you
Stranger: *angry fist*
You: you could say I'm obsessed....
You: :\
Stranger: its a nice obsession though
Stranger: not like cocaine or something
You: very true
Stranger: just like ducks...
Stranger: thats a nice obsession
Stranger: :P
You: exactly
You: :]
You: do you know the musical wicked?
Stranger: OMG YES!
You: YAY! :D
Stranger: i went to see that earlier in the year
Stranger: isnt it amazing
You: YES
You: it is my obsession
You: more so than mary poppins or the wizard of oz
Stranger: it's about as good as them, at least
You: ye
You: s
You: *yes
You: something has changed within me, something is not the same
Stranger: oh great song
You: I'm through with playing by the rules of someone elses game
You: :]
Stranger: :D
You: gah! I'm drawing a blank D:
Stranger: youve done well enough
You: why thank you
Stranger: im impressed
Stranger: and im hard to please
You: :]
Stranger: i have to say, ive been on this about 2 hours now and youre the first 'normal' conversation ive had
Stranger: thank you
Stranger: :]
You: same here
You: this is the longest conversation I've had on here
You: thank you :]
Stranger: thats cos im cool
Stranger: :D
You: quite true :p
Stranger: you said it sister
Stranger: (did i just say that.....)
You: I think you did...
Stranger: oh dear
You: unless a ghost took over your fingers o.0
Stranger: :O
Stranger: huwrougwanuoCFPIJADVOUVWAIJVSADPVSAIONAF
Stranger: this is the voice of casper
Stranger: the friendly ghost
You: :O
You: Hi Casper!
Stranger: hi
Stranger: 'sup
You: the sky :O
Stranger: havent we done this before?
You: feels like dejavu doesnt itÉ
You: ?
Stranger: where did that É come from?
Stranger: do you have a french keyboard?!
You: my computer wen all haywire and switched the keyboard to canadian french o.0
Stranger: french is cool
Stranger: maybe not then
You: in general it is a great language
Stranger: mais oui
You: oui
Stranger: aww quacky i'm very sorry
Stranger: but i have to go
Stranger: :[
You: :(
You: au revoir monsieur canard
Stranger: au revoir to you as well
Stranger: i might see you at a musical somewhere one day
You: lets hope
Stranger: or somewhere in the skies over london
You: yes :]
Stranger: this is a sad moment
You: quite sad :[
You: we may never speak again :[
Stranger: unless you have some communication medium?
Stranger: such as facebook?
Stranger: or msn?
You: I have both :)
Stranger: thats a plus
You: 'tis
Stranger: ok msn first
Stranger: if youre ok with that
You: you'll have to add me
Stranger: fine
You: [email protected]
Stranger: haha
Stranger: love it
You: quite a n00bish msn :s
Stranger: i like it
Stranger: :]
You: thank you :]
Stranger: and what is your name on facebook?
You: you're not a child stalker right?
Stranger: god no
You: good good
Stranger: :]
You: just checking
You: :]
You: facebook.com/prettyxugly
You: or search my MSN
Stranger: amanda something or other?
You: yes
Stranger: brilliant
Stranger: i can add you, yes?
You: you may
You: :]
Stranger: excellent
Stranger: see you in there then...
Stranger: bye for now
You: byebyes

that was amazing xD
I made a new friend

[Harley Quinn]

convo one the rest was.......weird

Stranger: k
Stranger: cool
Stranger: ur male
Stranger: right
You: nah female
Stranger: I m extremely sorry
Stranger: would u frogive me
Stranger: ;?
You: ARGGGGH FUCK OFF

[Aves]

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Stranger: Hi
You: Herro
Stranger: Female or male?
You: MALE
Stranger: XD
Stranger: Me too
Stranger: hahaa
Stranger: Where are you from
You: Do you wants to go frolicking through the flowers
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You: TITTIES!
Stranger: hi
You: So where do you want it
Stranger: want what
You: MY DING DANG DOODLE
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Stranger: Cyber?
You: STRANGER DANGER
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Stranger: any hot and horny girl wanna have cam sex?
You: I'm a girl who wants cam sex
Stranger: msn?
You: no
You: My fist in ur ass
You: Cuz ima guy
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Stranger: Any girl want to trade nude pics with a guy? (18+)
You: OKIEEE
You: Just let me get a sex change and wait a few years
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You: Do you like weezer
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You: BOOBIES
You: I'm bisexual
You: so whatever you are is good by me =D
Stranger: HOLY EFF.
im bi to!
You: OMG
Stranger: exciting i know
You: I was kidding
You: I'm a horse
Stranger: :O
im a broom
You: :O
You: I'm getting angry
You: *turns green and pants rippp*
Stranger: HULK
You: I just pissed myself
Stranger: thats not good
You: Lick it up
Stranger: im fine
You: :(
Stranger: sorrry but i dont much like the taste of pee
You: howabout my gigantic donkey dick
Stranger: uh..
im fine.
dont much like donkey dick eaither.
just dick is okay aha
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FYI: Not bi, just wanted to make a funny start

[Alfred Pennyworth]

Stranger: Hello.
You: hi
Stranger: How are you>
Stranger: /*
You: fine
Stranger: cool
You: bored
Stranger: Hell ya to that just listening to motorhead on hear.
You: probably should get some sleep, but I probably won't
Stranger: agree
You: I like chasing birds with my R/C car
You: cheap entertainment!
Stranger: LOL
You: has you heard of celing cat?
Stranger: Yep.
You: he be watchin me!
You: metinks that basement cat lives under my bed!
Stranger: Ceiling cat he has eyes on you>
You: agressive cat is agressive defensive cat is definseve!
Stranger: (sniper cat) got you now!
You: chances are 1 of 5 kittehs are plotting ur demise!
Stranger: lol
Stranger: good shit
You: know what's fun to do in walmart?
Stranger: Grab random shit and move it around the store.
You: grab a whole lot of condoms and randomley put them in peoples carts
Stranger: Hell thats what i do all the time there. sometimes 1 am.
Stranger: lol
You: get a bottle of apple juice and make a trail leading onto the bathrooms
Stranger: HAHA
You: or any other yellow liquid!
You: when an annoucment comes on, assume the fetal position and say the voices they won't leave me alone!
Stranger: Once I grabbed the guitar hero world tour set took it up front and replaced with magazines.
You: follow ~5ft behind someone, and when they stop to look at something, silently walk away with their cart
Stranger: Mainly maxim magazines.
You: set all the alarm clocks to go off at 10 minute intervals
Stranger: lol
You: tune all the radios to a polka station and turn them up really high and turn em off quick, so the next person to turn it on gets blasted out
You: buy M&Ms on layaway!
You: live in city or country?
Stranger: urbam
Stranger: urban
You: i'm suburban, but want to be rural
Stranger: lol im sure others would say the same
You: that way I could shoot all them damn gophers and prarie dogs without people yelling at me for shooting in a neighborhood
You: rabbits too, they eat our garden every year
You: got a good stereo system?
You: I bought mine for 20 bucks at a garage sale, and it is crazy awesome!
Stranger: No friend just got one for free.
You: well he's lucky! mines got ~200 watts of power, with enough bass to shake the house right off it's foundation
Stranger: lol
You: have you seen the mythbusters where they put that razy huge sub in the car?
You: crazy not raxy
Stranger: Yes lol
You: what's your favorite car?
You: mine's the Chevy Corvette ZR1
Stranger: Too many to choose.
You: I also like the camaro ss
You: heard of the
You: Subaru WRX?
Stranger: no honestly.
You: well it's a crazy little coupe with all wheel drive, A turbo I-4 ~275 horses
Stranger: interesting
You: corvette trumps it on power though
Stranger: lol
You: the ZR1 has a supercharged 6.2L V8 cranking out 638 horsepower
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Stranger: hi stranger
You: same to you
Stranger: like a bull
You: ???
Stranger: ım good like a bull
You: oh...
Stranger: do you know bull it is an animal lives in texas
You: yeah, I'm not a total retard!
Stranger: about squirt
You: wait....what?
Stranger: look at dictinonary
Stranger: :)
Stranger: where re u from ?
You: CO
Stranger: co?
You: colorado
You: USA
Stranger: ok ı mean
Stranger: do you know idaho ?
You: yeah
Stranger: im from idaho
You: oh...cool
You: Idaho potatoees!
Stranger: yeahh
You: BYE g2g and get at least a few hours of sleep!
Stranger: ok fuck off
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Stranger: hi.
You: hi
You: hello?
Stranger: im wearing a donald duck costume and i cant see the screen.
You: I like bacon! :P
Stranger: D:
Stranger: NO!
You: no what?
Stranger: it is forbidden to like bacon!
Stranger: especially on pluto
You: how about pie??
Stranger: no!
You: cheese?
Stranger: you may only eat soybeans and moon rocks!
You: *gasp* i didn't know aliens were vegans!
Stranger: here on pluto piggies are quite valuble
You: HAM!
Stranger: *nods* yes indeed.
Stranger: i find it quite saddening that space worms who hail from earth do not consider pluto a planet anymore.
Stranger: :(
You: I agree! I still think it's a planet!
Stranger: indeed.
Stranger: :D
You: go forth my evil minions, and enslave them all! bring back all of their ham too!
Stranger: NOOO!
You: what?! i didn't say snything!
Stranger: slaughter of piggies!
Stranger: what planet do you hail from?
You: Plantet X2C759A
Stranger: woah
Stranger: i heard that one had cake
Stranger: lots of cake
Stranger: D8
You: Nasa just discovered us, and we hijacked their satelite and are getting free interwebs!
Stranger: awesome-ness
You: yes we have loads and loads of cake!
You: we even use it for currency!
Stranger: im not quite sure how im getting this "interwebs"
You: wow, this site sure makes time fly by!
Stranger: all i know is i found this flat box one day that glows when opened
You: whoa cool!
You: all of our comps are made enitrely out of cake!
Stranger: woahhh
You: is you all alone on pluto?
Stranger: and you dont get hungry when staring at the glowy-ness?
Stranger: well i do have a pet opossum
Stranger: his name is ozraed
You: I do, so I just eat my chair!
Stranger: is your chair made out of cake too?
You: Indeed! I shall now transmogrify some of our cake to you!
You: *bzt*
Stranger: NOOO!
Stranger: it has bacon pieces on it!
Stranger: D8
Stranger: *picks off*
You: oops! teh transmogrifier was set to "add bacon"
Stranger: :(
You: have some bacon free cake!
You: *BZT*
Stranger: it should be set to add soybeans!
Stranger: yay!
Stranger: nomnomnomnom
You: here's some more with soybeans!
You: *BZT*
Stranger: ksadlfjfdhfahfsfaSNARFDF
Stranger: yum.
You: I going to eat a horse I'm so hungry!(one made entirely out of cake!)
Stranger: unfortunately we do not have such technological niceties on pluto :(
You: saddness!
Stranger: we only have crashed sttalites
Stranger: *sattalites
Stranger: wait no
Stranger: i spelleed it wrong again
You: satelites!
Stranger: s*spelled
You: i Think so
Stranger: indeed.
You: here! have a cake-puter!
You: *BZT*
Stranger: GASPP
Stranger: :D
Stranger: so much better than this other glowy box!
Stranger: i was waiting to eat this one!
Stranger: the curcuit boards look scrumptious
You: made out of solid-state sugar wafer!
Stranger: gotta go feed my opossum!
Stranger: hes eating the cake-puter
Stranger: :(
Stranger: bye!
You: have another one! *BZT*
You: bye!
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[The Joker]

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You: Do you like hockey?
Stranger: do you like cock
You: Yup
Stranger: then i like hockey
You: Nice.
You: Wanna fuck?
Stranger: lolol your a guy tho
Stranger: i can sense it
You: Yes I am.
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You: Do you like hockey?
Stranger: not really lol
Stranger: im a girl tho
You: Oh.
You: Lesbian?
Stranger: ?wat
You: Are you a lesbian?
Stranger: um why do youwanna know
You: I'm interested in the history of lesbians.
Stranger: o
Stranger: well im not
You: Plus I masturbate every time I talk to lesbians, and haven't masturbated in a while.
Stranger: i like guys haha
You: :(
Stranger: but im kinda bi
You: I have to draw you.
Stranger: not a lesbian tho
You: So you would do a chick?
You: Doachickfomoney?
You: Doachickfomoneyandpuditondanet?
Stranger: haha
Stranger: umm well it doesnt make me a whore does it
You: Nope.
Stranger: like I dont know about the net
Stranger: but I mean I think some girls are hot
Stranger: it depends
You: Yeah.
You: Would you have sex with me?
You: plz
Stranger: are you a girl or a guy?
You: A guy.
Stranger: I mean maybe I would i dont know you
You: Random sex is the best kind, babe.
Stranger: wellll ive had some thats not good lol
Stranger: so you have to be picky
You: Oh.
You: Where do you live?
Stranger: california
You: What's your address?
Stranger: haha why
Stranger: i wouldnt give that ouit
You: I wanna come to your house, duh.
Stranger: haah well thats not safe
Stranger: i dont know u
You: I know you.
Stranger: haha
Stranger: you dont even know what i look like
You: Yes I do.
Stranger: lol how
You: I'm right behind you. Turn around.
Stranger: haha that was freaky
Stranger: then you know where i live?
You: Did you see me?
Stranger: no
Stranger: do you see me?
You: Yes.
You: I want to see you with less on than you have right now.
Stranger: what am i wearing
You: Clothing that you shouldn't be.
Stranger: ?
Stranger: hah no tell me
You: plz get naked
Stranger: if u see me then what am i wearing
Stranger: then ill do it
You: I WON'T
You: DO WHAT I SAY
Stranger: wait are you really there?
You: Yes.
Stranger: i feel violated
You: You should.
Stranger: k waht should i take off
You: The shirt.
Stranger: ok i did
Stranger: where should i put it
You: In your vagina.
Stranger: tell me waht to do now
You: I don't like you anymore.
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Stranger: Hey there.
You: NO U
You: Hi.
Stranger: ASL?
You: What for, friend?
Stranger: I don't know, i like knowing what gender im talking to..
You: Oh.
Stranger: incase i insult them
You: I'm a male.
Stranger: FUCK YOU!
You: DOUCHEBAG
Stranger: You wish Faggot
You: You're ugly, and you'll never get a girlfriend.
Stranger: GO shove your boyfriends 22 inch on the flop dick up your arse..
You: I WILL!
You: I'M BI!
You: MOTHER FUCKER
Stranger: Ew
Stranger: Your like penis
You: Yup
You: I love you
Stranger: Well, im not into the whole, Dick on Man Gina Arse thing
You: Shush.
Stranger: STFU NICK
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You: I'm not willing to cyber.
Stranger: ok
You: Are you?
Stranger: no im not
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You: Ballsack.
Stranger: i have one
You: I doubt it.
Stranger: bet my dick is bigger
Stranger: but there is one thing u do have that is bigger than mine
Stranger: asshole
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[MysticalBurrito]

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You: Hai thar
Stranger: are you over 20
Stranger: cuz i dont wanna talk if u arent
You: Yes I'm 130
Stranger: yeah?
You: Mhm.
Stranger: who was president in 1904
You: I was raised in a rabbit hole, how am I supposed to know?
Stranger: are you a rabbit
You: Mhm.
Stranger: can you grant me a wish
You: I guess so
Stranger: i wish that an asteroid hits the earth
Stranger: again
You: o_o
Stranger: can you grant that
You: No
You: I dun want to die
Stranger: you
Stranger: are not a good rabbit
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Stranger: hi
You: Not here for cyber sex so don't even ask
Stranger: ok
You: Or dirty talk
You: whatnot
Stranger: you a girl
You: Nah, shemale.
Stranger: do you masterbate
You: Nope
Stranger: why not
You: Because my penis was lost when a bird ate it.
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[ssgliberty]

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You: yellow martian here.
You: ANSWER YOU FUCKING EARTHLING
Stranger: hi
You: good earthling now you wont get vaporized
You: *shemale alien mastubates*
You: haha earthing you have green cum all over you
Stranger: lol
Stranger: ill lick it
You: O.O
You: *vaporizes human with his raygun*
You: what now homosapian
Stranger: lol
You: don make me put a cap in your ass homey G
Stranger: lol
Stranger: nooo
You: *puts a cap in the earthings ass*
Stranger: felt good lol
You: now fetch me a chesse sadwitch or youll die
You: stupid earthling
Stranger: here it is sir
You: *eats*
You: that tased like cum
You: *kills earthling*
Stranger: :/
You: tasted*
You: what now biatch
Stranger: idk
You: bad human doggy
You: bad
You: no licking my case of beer
You: OMG A GANG FIGHT..*alien runs for his life*
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[Zephyr]

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Stranger: hi
Stranger: asl?
You: 69/tranny/your neighborhood
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[2D]

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Stranger: 你好
Stranger: 我是中国人
You: 0.0
Stranger: hi
You: 0.o
You: o.0
You: Hello
Stranger: hi
You: FUCK ME NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
You: sorry
You: I's uncontrollable
Stranger: 神经病
You: NAZI!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
You: KILL KILL KILL!!!!!!!!!!!1
Stranger: 哈哈
Stranger: haha
Stranger: ahaha
Stranger: 你神经病啊？？
Stranger: 脑子抽经啊
Stranger: 去死
Stranger: 去死
You: Porque no ingles?
You: I want a porcupine
You: and a failboat
Stranger: ok
Stranger: you can go to the zoo'
You: But they have cages
Stranger: 你怎么了？
You: Gahhh I don't speak martian.
You: I knew I shoulda taken it in school
Stranger: where are u from?
You: teh internetz
You: durz
You: OMG THE L WORD!!!!
You: lurv
Stranger: from martian
Stranger: I see
Stranger: you should go to hospital
Stranger: you are really werd
Stranger: weid
You: NOOOO THEY TAKE OUT MY BRAINS THERE
You: AND REPLACE THEM WITH MUSHY STUFF
You: AND THEN THE VOICES
You: AHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
You: STOP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1
Stranger: so thats why you are so cute
You: yesh.
Stranger: can you stop like this?
You: because my plastic surgean is grrrrreat!
You: stop liek what?
You: like a stop sign?
You: or stop drop and roll?
Stranger: behave like a commom man
You: But the common man is a brainwashed media slave controlled by our government.
You: so no.
You: ANARCHY!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Stranger: where are you from?
You: I can't seem to remember after the accident.
You: who are you?
Stranger: let me tell youwhere I am from
Stranger: China
Stranger: do you know tha他？
Stranger: 我告诉你
You: I've been there.
You: really.
You: I visited my brother
You: and I only remember how to say one thing
Stranger: I am in jiangsu
Stranger: and are y?ou a boy
You: yesh I is.
You: I went to Yantai.
You: your bathrooms are amazing btw
Stranger: are you a girl?
You: nooo I'm a guy
Stranger: how old are you?
You: 16
Stranger: thats quite young
You: not really.
You: well how old are you?
Stranger: 20
Stranger: old?
You: nahhh
Stranger: so?
Stranger: are you normal now?
You: GAHH!
You: maaaybe
You: maybe not
You: I'm never normal.
You: XD
Stranger: ok
Stranger: bue
Stranger: bye
You: byebye
Stranger: take care of yourself
You: Take luck.
You: have fun taking care of the luck youy could maybe have!!!!
You: AHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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You: *poke*
Stranger: pinch, poke
Stranger: ya owe me a coke
Stranger: 0_o
You: bitch
Stranger: mofo
Stranger: Wanna fighttt?!?
You: *stab*
You: ha
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You: rawr
Stranger: wats up
You: is that a trick question.....
Stranger: asl
You: 6253/shemale/mars
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[Zephyr]

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Stranger: hi
Stranger: m
Stranger: and u
You: Tranny
Stranger: what?
Stranger: lol
Stranger: i cannot
Stranger: understand with u
You: These underwear weren't yellow when I bought them...
Stranger: what color?
Stranger: didnot fit u?
You: Oh wait, I'm sorry... How would you like to suck my balls, Mr. Garrison?
Stranger: your balls?
You: That's what she said.
Stranger: how big does them?
You: To the back of the oven with you chocolate man!
Stranger: sorry
You: HEIL ME!
Stranger: you are a boy or a girl?
You: Let's play the guessing game ^_^
Stranger: it is funny
Stranger: but i had tlod u
Stranger: i am a boy
Stranger: so i feel it is unfair
Stranger: lol
Stranger: do u think so?
You: Oh, I have a penis, it's just inverted. And I have testicles... only they're on the inside of my body.
Stranger: cool
You: You must be the Monopoly guy!
Stranger: it is amazing!
Stranger: how can u do it ?
Stranger: i am not a Monopoly guy
Stranger: lol
Stranger: where r u come ?
You: Oh, it's quite easy. You just keep shoving your dick until it inverts, then you make a couple of small incisions in your pelvis and put your balls in and sew it up.
You: Come? Do you mean from, fool?
Stranger: yes
You: Your neighborhood of course.
Stranger: wow
Stranger: r u sure?>
You: Damn straight nigga.
Stranger: go on
You: What's more to tell? Your neighborhood.
You: Can you keep a secret?
Stranger: whatever u want !
Stranger: no
Stranger: i am not
You: Excellent!
Stranger: lol
You: And that's how you rip a heart out with your bare hands.
Stranger: it is bloody

Stranger: i am scared

You: That's what the vampire said when he pulled the tampon out at tea time.
Stranger: talk someting funny
You: Tu tienes un bacanale con tus madre.
You: Si si si!
You: Salchicha del agua!
You: Arriba derche!
You: Do I make you randy baby, do I?
Stranger: sorry
Stranger: i cannot understand it well
You: Bonjour monseiur
You: Voulez vous coucher avec moi ce soir
Stranger: 操你说啥鸡巴玩意
Stranger: 听不懂
Stranger: 用中国画书评
Stranger: 话
Stranger: 这几吧恶心
You: Sorry, i don't speak gookanese
You: I wanna fuck you in the ass!
Stranger: i cannot speak englishwell
Stranger: fuck u
You: With pleasure
Stranger: me too
Stranger: fuck u ass
You: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rBdBe6IP7Hg
Stranger: ok
You: With my big, black dick
Stranger: it is u?
Stranger: i like it
You: Only on Tuesdays.
Stranger: i want to eat it
Stranger: i can not open it
You: It's Saturday, not Tuesday!
Stranger: not
Stranger: today
Stranger: today is sunday
You: Nope, Saturday.
Stranger: lol
Stranger: cao
Stranger: can u make sure a day?
Stranger: faint
You: Eh?
You: Twat? I cunt hear you!
Stranger: lol
Stranger: bitch
You: Sally sells seashells by the seashore. Sally's a *BEEP*!
You: Oh no you di'nt! *z-snap*
You: Fucktards for all!
Stranger: cao
Stranger: shajibawanyi
Stranger: wo budong
Stranger: mabi
You: Dong? yes, I have one right here.
Stranger: lol
Stranger: no
You: Bacanale con un perro?
Stranger: qing ni yong yingyu ba
Stranger: okay?
You: It's easy mmmkay!
Stranger: fuck
You: Shit?
Stranger: fuck u very much
You: That's a good song
Stranger: yes
Stranger: had u heard it
You: Fuck you, fuck you very very mush. Because we hate what you do and we hate your whole crew, so please son't stay in touch.
Stranger: i cute girl song it
You: *much
Stranger: yue
Stranger: yes
You: Lilly Allen
Stranger: *
You: woot
Stranger: i donot know her
You: She's Aussie.
Stranger: and
You: I'm a dinorawr!
Stranger: u
You: Let's play the guessing game ^_^
Stranger: okay
Stranger: u say
Stranger: i guess
Stranger: okay?
You: Yup
Stranger: ;)
Stranger: yup
You: Grr baby, grr!
You: Ivanna Humpalot!
Stranger: wait
You: Twat?
Stranger: sorry
Stranger: i cannot understand it well
Stranger: i am week in my english
Stranger: so u should tell me the thing ues e word
Stranger: use the simple words
You: ues e?
You: Huh?
Stranger: okay?
You: Simple... hmmm.... maybe.
Stranger: use the simple words

You: Ah
Stranger: i am not good at englishi
Stranger: lol
You: How's your Spanish?
Stranger: no
You: French?
Stranger: chinese or japanese
Stranger: no
You: Hm, we do have a predicament here.
Stranger: just ,english
You: ENGRISH!
Stranger: yes ,it is
Stranger: have a predicament
Stranger: but ,if u can use simple word .,i can understant of u
You: fuckshittwatcuntpisscrap
Stranger: okqy
You: Que sas?
Stranger: faint
You: Faint? lol. You fainted.
Stranger: i cannot know
Stranger: QUE
Stranger: SAS
Stranger: what？
Stranger: sorry
You: Que sas = spanish = Perhaps
Stranger: oh
Stranger: lol
You: SOY LA GATA GRANDE!
Stranger: nice to meet u
You: Indeed
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[ssgliberty]

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Stranger: hi hun
You: hi
Stranger: 19/F/Canada
Stranger: I'm on cam right now, come watch me: Edited out. Please make sure that you arn't re-posting inappropriate links, thanks!
Stranger: its free
You: I FUCKED MICHAL JACKSON
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[The Batman]

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Stranger: hi
You: spill it
You: you're here for the goods
You: i know you are charlie
Stranger: ?
Stranger: whos charlie
Stranger: what goods
You: Oh a wise guy
You: now you playing dumb charlie
Stranger: who the fuck is charlie
You: /me laps you
You: don't play games charlie
You: where the fuck are the goods
Stranger: shut up
Stranger: you know i wont give you the goods
You: /me slaps you again
You: hmm maybe a visit from my friend will help you
You: /me pulls out gun and puts it to your face
You: Where are the good charlie
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[The Joker]

I stole Steph's thing. :P

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Stranger: cutting the bullshit, wanna talk on webcam?
You: Sure
You: wanna know my ASL first?
Stranger: sure
You: 69/tranny/your neighborhood
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You: Yes.
Stranger: asl?
You: Shit, you again.
Stranger: wait
Stranger: who are u
Stranger: skylark?
You: No.
You: I don't want your ass sex larceny.
Stranger: lol?
Stranger: u a girl?
You: That's what asl stands for right?
You: Ass sex larceny?
Stranger: no
You: Ohh.
Stranger: age sex location
You: What's it stand for?
Stranger: lol
You: Oh.
You: Wow.
Stranger: asl?
You: 54, female, Hong Kong.
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You: No, I don't want any pancakes!
Stranger: hey
Stranger: and wtf
You: Hi.
You: Please don't sell me any pancakes.
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You: WHAT THE FUCK?!??!!?
Stranger: hi
Stranger: yeah
Stranger: i like sex
You: WHAT THE FUCK?!??!!?WHAT THE FUCK?!??!!?WHAT THE FUCK?!??!!?WHAT THE FUCK?!??!!?WHAT THE FUCK?!??!!?WHAT THE FUCK?!??!!?WHAT THE FUCK?!??!!?WHAT THE FUCK?!??!!?WHAT THE FUCK?!??!!?WHAT THE FUCK?!??!!?WHAT THE FUCK?!??!!?WHAT THE FUCK?!??!!?WHAT THE FUCK?!??!!?WHAT THE FUCK?!??!!?WHAT THE FUCK?!??!!?WHAT THE FUCK?!??!!?WHAT THE FUCK?!??!!?WHAT THE FUCK?!??!!?WHAT THE FUCK?!??!!?WHAT THE FUCK?!??!!?WHAT THE FUCK?!??!!?WHAT THE FUCK?!??!!?WHAT THE FUCK?!??!!?WHAT THE FUCK?!??!!?WHAT THE FUCK?!??!!?WHAT THE FUCK?!??!!?WHAT THE FUCK?!??!!?WHAT THE FUCK?!??!!?WHAT THE FUCK?!??!!?WHAT THE FUCK?!??!!?WHAT THE FUCK?!??!!?WHAT THE FUCK?!??!!?WHAT THE FUCK?!??!!?WHAT THE FUCK?!??!!?WHAT THE FUCK?!??!!?WHAT THE FUCK?!??!!?WHAT THE FUCK?!??!!?WHAT THE FUCK?!??!!?WHAT THE FUCK?!??!!?WHAT THE FUCK?!??!!?WHAT THE FUCK?!??!!?WHAT THE FUCK?!??!!?WHAT THE FUCK?!??!!?WHAT THE FUCK?!??!!?WHAT THE FUCK?!??!!?WHAT THE FUCK?!??!!?WHAT THE FUCK?!??!!?WHAT THE FUCK?!??!!?WHAT THE FUCK?!??!!?WHAT THE FUCK?!??!!?WHAT THE FUCK?!??!!?WHAT THE FUCK?!??!!?WHAT THE FUCK?!??!!?WHAT THE FUCK?!??!!?WHAT THE FUCK?!??!!?WHAT THE FUCK?!??!!?WHAT THE FUCK?!??!!?WHAT THE FUCK?!??!!?WHAT THE FUCK?!??!!?WHAT THE FUCK?!??!!?WHAT THE FUCK?!??!!?WHAT THE FUCK?!??!!?WHAT THE FUCK?!??!!?WHAT THE FUCK?!??!!?WHAT THE FUCK?!??!!?WHAT THE FUCK?!??!!?WHAT THE FUCK?!??!!?WHAT THE FUCK?!??!!?WHAT THE FUCK?!??!!?WHAT THE FUCK?!??!!?WHAT THE FUCK?!??!!?WHAT THE FUCK?!??!!?WHAT THE FUCK?!??!!?WHAT THE FUCK?!??!!?WHAT THE FUCK?!??!!?WHAT THE FUCK?!??!!?WHAT THE FUCK?!??!!?WHAT THE FUCK?!??!!?WHAT THE FUCK?!??!!?WHAT THE FUCK?!??!!?WHAT THE FUCK?!??!!?
Stranger: do you like sex
You: Yes.
You: I love sex.
Stranger: i love blowjobs?
You: No you don't.
You: Don't lie.
Stranger: can you do me blowjobs?
Stranger: where are you from?
You: If you improve your grammar, I might.
Stranger: what the fuck
Stranger: fucking asshole
You: You have shitty grammar.
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Stranger: hi
Stranger: r u a horny girl with cam?
You: I'm a non-horny tranny with a cam.
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Silent treatment!

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[The Joker]

You: No.
You: Vagina?
Stranger: WHAT'S THE SCANNER SAY ABOUT HIS POWER LEVEL?!
You: IT'S OVER 9000!!!!!!
Stranger: 9000!?!
Stranger: THAT'S IMPOSSIBLE
You: :O
Stranger: sup /b/
You: Sup /c/
Stranger: THUG AIM
Stranger: YELOW IST
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Stranger: hey
You: Hey.
Stranger: asl?
You: 46, transgender, Japan
Stranger: can i see your shemale parts?
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You: Piss nose
Stranger: ken?
You: Yes.
You: Janet?
Stranger: nope maggie where are you from?
You: Oh.
You: I'm from Hong Kong.
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Stranger: hellllllllllo
You: Penis
You: Hi.
Stranger: lol
You: Sup?
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Stranger: hey male 23 ıtaly
You: Alex Ovechkin
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You: Alex Ovechkin.
Stranger: Who?
You: Alex Ovechkin.
You: He's a hockey player.
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Nobody likes poor Alex. :P

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You: Alex Ovechkin.
Stranger: u could hae had a better name
You: He's the best hockey player in the NHL.
Stranger: theek hqi
Stranger: hai
You: Hai
Stranger: ab chal soja
You: Soja tu faka?
Stranger: bhut raat ho gai hai !
You: Nong ding dong chin!
Stranger: india
You: China
Stranger: india
You: CHINA
You: Dso chong?
You: Shatsri a khalgi
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You: ...So that's how my meth lab blew up!
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Stranger: hi
You: I have to take a shit, brb.
You: Don't disconnect.
You: I'll be back in like 5 minutes.
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[2D]

Bitch didn't like me I guess.

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You: Hi!
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You: Are you a pervert? Because I seem to encounter a disproportionately large number of them on this site :/
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[Rainstorm]

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Stranger: hi
You: hi
Stranger: f m
You: m
Stranger: i am f
You: Cool
Stranger: please fuck me
You: Umm....
You: Can't really do that
Stranger: wgt
Stranger: why
You: Because we're talking over a PC?
You: I don't know where you live?
You: i Don't even know you?
Stranger: i live not dead
Stranger: lol
You: lol
Stranger: please fuck me
Stranger: :P
Stranger: i need good dick
You: That's good
Stranger: i want suck it all
Stranger: please
You: No thanks
You: I aint cheating on my BF
Stranger: u gay
Stranger: ?
You: Bi
Stranger: lol
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Stranger: hey
You: Hi
You: Asl?
Stranger: can i hav pics if u r a girll
You: I'm a Guy
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Stranger: how big is too big
You: There is no limit
Stranger: lies
Stranger: there is always a limit
You: I never lie :P
You: There is a limit to how much you can fit
You: But as big as you want it
Stranger: hmmm
Stranger: i should get the 22 inch then
You: Most definatly
Stranger: cool
Stranger: thx
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Stranger: hi
You: Hola
You: Come stai?
Stranger: huh?
You: Sto cosi cosi?
Stranger: asl?
You: Non comprende, signor
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Stranger: hey
You: FUCK YOU
Stranger: asl
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Stranger: hey whats up
You: Nm, you?
Stranger: same
Stranger: m/f
You: m
You: U?
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Stranger: hey
You: Never take a shit while smoking
Stranger: i always do
You: I said NEVER
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You: Firetrucker!
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Stranger: THIS IS THE BLACKOUT!
You: OMG, NO WAY!
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Stranger: hej svensk?
You: Umm..
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Stranger: hey
You: dffjsdnkl;dfangmfnfva
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Stranger: hi
You: Hi
You: Wanna fuck?
Stranger: sure
You: Great!
You: Where ya live?
Stranger: cali
You: Alright. Be there tommarow
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You: So, when you add b to the negative power, you get 8-ab
Stranger: what
Stranger: wtf
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Stranger: hey
You: Hello
You: How are you?
Stranger: good
Stranger: u?
You: Just fine
You: Male or Female?
Stranger: m
You: same here
You: Gay, Bi, Straight?
Stranger: str
Stranger: u?
You: Bi
Stranger: ok
You: Mhm
Stranger: can you suck my dick?
You: How long?
Stranger: 18 cm
You: Nah
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You: Can I see your privates?
Stranger: yeah if you like to
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[The Batman]

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Stranger: heyhey
You: MICHAEL!
You: GET YOUR ASS BACK IN THE CAGE
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Stranger: haii
Stranger: eva oonee san yo
You: MICHAEL!
You: GET YOUR ASS BACK IN THE BED AND PUT YOUR HANDCUFFS BACK ON
Stranger: shut up you useless slut.
You: We aren't done yet ;)
You: BITCH WHERE IS MY MONEY
Stranger: sometimes i doubt your commitment to sparkle motion.
You: why do you hate me :(
Stranger: because you're a public disgrace.
You: you're face is a disgrace to yo momma
Stranger: i would kill myself if i were you
Stranger: i'm umilated that your ip is logged on my computer
You: How about I log my foot up your ass
Stranger: yes do it but i'll enjoy it because i'm a fucking raving faggot.
Stranger: all i care about is cum
Stranger: and cock.
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[TheKingDavis]

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You: Hey there
Stranger: Do u have to create an account to watch videos on (PORNSITE) :O
You: no i dont think so
You: you could always view my porn ;-)
Stranger: :o
Stranger: are u a porn star :o
You: Not exactly
You: im an underage 6 year old
You: im joking
Stranger: lets be serious now
Stranger: where are u from :o
You: Sweden
You: you?
Stranger: Italy
You: no way? i hear italians give great anal
Stranger: WE ARE IN SWEDEN, AND THE GIRLS ARE FUCKING HOT, YOU ARE PRETTY GOOD AT HOCKEY, BUT CANADA MIGHT KICK YOUR ASS (8)
Stranger: By Simple Plan
Stranger: lol
You: Nice lol
Stranger: why does everyone think swedish girls are hot!
Stranger: italian girls are hotter >:D
You: Im not exactly a girl
You: but im not exactly a boy
Stranger: whats between ur legs?! :O
You: Well hold on let me check
Stranger: lmao
You: Umm it kind of looks like a cave, but then theres another thing that sticks out a bit
You: im confused
Stranger: lmao ahahah
You: Are you a guy/girl?
Stranger: girl
You: Really?
You: yum
You: i eat girls for breakfast!!!!
Stranger: D:
Stranger: i dont taste good D:
Stranger: *screams*
You: You must tastes delicious
You: btw im gay ;-) with tendancies to rape women
Stranger: i rape women all the time
You: oh really?
Stranger: yep
You: well hey... umm can i shove my puppy inside your vagina? i want to see if i can hear him bark
Stranger: sure! :o
You: This is getting kinda akward.
Stranger: lol
You: What if i stick my pet elephant inside your vagina
Stranger: thats okay to me. u coul stick even a whale inside my vagina. but not a porcupine please!
You: what about a porcupine whale?
Stranger: D: will that hurt
You: but it will hurt in the best way
Stranger: i think ill enjoy it
You: ok... can i stick Obama up your vagina
Stranger: omg sure! that man is fucking hot :o
You: Ewww he is like a russian piss snake in the john during christmas at uncle freds boobie barn
Stranger: LMAO XD ahahahahhahaha
You: Umm wow you are really hard to freak out and make u disconnect lol
Stranger: ): u want me to disconnect? D: but i love you already D':
You: Awh i love you too, lets get married
Stranger: :') when? where?
You: tonight
You: what state do you live in?
Stranger: Italy :o
You: oh riht
You: right*... whats ur address?
Stranger: Milan, A.Manzoni street, 35
Stranger: and my telephone number is 3338859892
Stranger: :O
You: Really?
Stranger: yep
You: my telephone number is +837-1923-112842

Stranger: lets have phone sex!
You: Ok call me!
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[Rainstorm]

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Stranger: hey
You: Hi
You: Asl
Stranger: asl?
Stranger: 67 f usa
Stranger: so horny bbe
You: 14/m/ny
Stranger: oh yeah
Stranger: like older women
You: Yup
Stranger: want me i have saggy tits
You: I'ma call the cops on your ass!
You: MOM!
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[shikachunin]

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You: Hello
You: =]
Stranger: hey
You: WHats up?
Stranger: the sky
You: OMG no way!
Stranger: thats what i said
You: Lol "thats what she said"
Stranger: is your name alex
You: Not close xP
You: And i'm not gonna tell

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[ssgliberty]

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Stranger: Horny horny hippo!
You: I`M A MICHAL JACKSON UFO
Stranger: No way?!?
You: I`M GOING TO PROBE YOU FAT JUCIEY ASS
Stranger: Awesome
You: *RAPES THE EARTHLING*
Stranger: Love you
You: I LOVE YOU TO MY HOMEY G
Stranger: Holla back brotha
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You: hi
Stranger: hi
Stranger: gh
You: want a free cat?
Stranger: NEIN
You: AHH GERMAN BACK OFF YOU JEW KILLER
Stranger: HAIL HITLER!
You: AHHH YOU FUCKING NAZI DONT MAKE ME RAPE YOUR GUTS OUT
Stranger: ALL YOU JEWS WILL BE BURNED
You: I'M NOT JEW YOU NAZI
Stranger: NIGGER!?
Stranger: PURGE THE UNCLEAN!
You: YOURE THE NIGER YOU NAZI
You: YOU BELEMIC
Stranger: OBVIOUSLY I CANT BE A NIGGER IF IM A NAZI, NOW CAN I!?!??!
Stranger: FUCKING IDIOT JEW
You: YOU WERE BORN A NIGGER FROM A NAZI MOM YOU FUXKING IDIOT NIGGER NAZI
Stranger: DUDE YOU HIGH ON METH OR WHAT!?
You: JUST BEAT IT, BECAUSE BILLIE JEAN IS NOT MY LOVER
Stranger: WAT!?
Stranger: IM GLAD DAT NIGGER IS DEAD
You: THATS RIGHT I`M MICHAL JACKSON
You: I` NOT DEAD
You: YOU FUCKING NAZI
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Stranger: hai
You: I`M A MICHAL JACKSON UFO
Stranger: im royhan
Stranger: male
Stranger: ouuu
You: I AM GOING TO PROBE YOU
Stranger: MJ
You: JUST BEAT IT
Stranger: heal the word maybe
Stranger: hahha
You: BECAUSE BILLEJEAN IS NOT MY LOVER!!!
Stranger: where do u come from
You: I AM FROM MARS
Stranger: i love dirty diana
You: AND THE ONLY HUMAN I FUCK IS MICHAL JACSON NOT EAT MY SHORTS
You: NOW*
Stranger: im from merkurius
You: NO YOUR FROM EARTH YOU PUNEY EARTHLING
Stranger: have u wtch the film of MJ
You: I`M AM MJ
You: SEE I LOOK WHITE
You: NOW SUCK MY DICK
You: *does moon walk*
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Stranger: Hi
You: HIGH
Stranger: i feel your souls rhythm
You: I`M THE WIERD ALIEN WEED MONSTER GIVE ME A HUG OR I`LL PISS ON YOUR SOUL
Stranger: HUG HUG HUG
You: YAY
You: *SMOKES WEED*
You: NONE FOR YOU
Stranger: oh
Stranger: please? for another hug?
You: NO NOW SHUT UP OR I`LL PISS ON YOUR SOUL
Stranger: sorry
Stranger: i'm quiet
You: FETCH ME A CHESSE BURGER
Stranger: NO
You: NOW OR I`M GOING TO PISS ON YOUR SOUL
You: THEN YOUR MOMS SOUL
Stranger: NO
Stranger: you cant i'm thousands of miles away from you
Stranger: i hope
You: *PISSES ON EARTHLINGS SOUL*
Stranger: the pain.
You: NO FETCH ME THAT CHESSEBURGER
Stranger: no
Stranger: this is boring
You: *PISSES ON EARTHLINGS SOUL AGAIN THE ON EARTHLINGS MOMS SOUL*
You: GOOD BE BORED
Stranger: do you like dubstep?
You: WHAT
Stranger: its a music genre
Stranger: what country u from?
You: AMERICA YOU FUCKING JEW
Stranger: oh god...
You: NOW DONT MAKE ME GET HITLER HE WILL KILL YOU, YOU FUCKING JEW
Stranger: thats not even funny, it's just offensive. I don't really want to talk any more. BYE
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[Dagenadriel]

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You: العربية
You: Im Just kidding
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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: Hey sweet cheeks
Stranger: 16 male bi
You: I was joking >_>
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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: Yo, What up Homez
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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: im 16 female looking for a 15/16 male to show what they got
You: EWWWWWW
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Stranger: hi honey.dirty gay boy here
You: Ooh, hot
Stranger: do u like honey?
Stranger: r u a good man?
You: Can you use full words?
Stranger: do u have a big dick to my ass?
You: Not currently
Stranger: at least a GOOD dick?
You: To your ass, or otherwise?
Stranger: my mouth too
You: Sure, sounds fun
Stranger: do u have hotmail?msn?
You: I wouldn't share it with you if I did.
Stranger: oh u rude
Stranger: i just wanted a dick ok
You: Last time I checked, you couldn't magically send a dick to someones mouth through the internet.
Stranger: webcam derr
You: derr?
You: Zig Heil?
Stranger: yeah!!!!!!!!!!!!
Stranger: lolll
You: http://img.slate.com/media/1/123125/2158911/2159086/2159087/070221_CL_HitlerEX.jpg
Stranger: stop man
You: :(
Stranger: dont u have a webcam to continue our chat?
You: I do, but I only let people I know see me through it
Stranger: oh
Stranger: in this case u dont have to show me your face
Stranger: only your great cock
Stranger: nowadays is difficul see someone who knows be a great guy virtually
You: Anyway, I gotta go. Sleep and all that jazz. Find some other webcam whore to fill your interests.
Stranger: oh
Stranger: age?
You: None of your beeswax is it.
Stranger: thatys why u r so weak
You: Goodbye
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>_>

[ssgliberty]

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You: HI
Stranger: hi
You: asl?
Stranger: f/19/us
Stranger: you?
You: m\5/us
Stranger: 5?
You: 51*
Stranger: i was going to be much more impressed with you if you were 5, lol.
You: I`M GOING TO EAT YOUR TITS
You: lol
You: *drinks youth water*
You: I`M 5
Stranger: eat my tits? O_O
You: NOW GIVE ME SOM TITY MILK
Stranger: pass.
You: GIVE ME SOME TITY MILK OR ELSE
You: I`LL RAPE YOU
Stranger: or else what?
Stranger: i'm curious as to how you will find me to rape me.
You: I JUST HACKED YOU COMP
Stranger: mmhmm.
Stranger: with your super stealth skills i suppose.
Stranger: And what did my computer tell you?
You: IT TOLD ME THE IP ADDRESS AND NOW I CAN USE THAT TO FIND OUT WHERE YOU LIVE...IT ALSO SAID YOU EAT CUNT'S
Stranger: oh yeah, i love cunts.
Stranger: and FYI, you can't track and IP to their specific location, nice try.
You: ACCULY YESS YOU CAN I HAVE BEFOR
Stranger: your spelling is awesome, has anyone ever told you that.
You: YESH MY PIZZA TOLD ME THAT
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Stranger: hey asl
You: hi you hotty hot hotty
Stranger: heyyy
Stranger: m/f?
You: f
Stranger: how big are your tits?
You: 34 c
Stranger: prove it ;0
Stranger: ;)
You: ok my e-mail is none of you fucking [email protected]
Stranger: spaces included?
You: tats not an real e-mail SEXY
Stranger: the funny thing is youd totally fuck me
Stranger: im just bored on a sunday
Stranger: that being said
Stranger: show me your tits
You: MY CUNT IS ITCHY
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[Aves]

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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: Hi
Stranger: Hiya! :]
Stranger: How are you?
You: Good
You: And yourself
Stranger: Good =] I just got back from outside
Stranger: I was brushing my horses coat and I noticed it had a huge fucking boner, so I got down on my knees and rubbing it for him
Stranger: Rubbed*
You: o,O
Stranger: Do you like horse penises?
You: What?!!?!???!
You: I'm a damn turtle....so NO D:
Stranger: Wtf
Stranger: What are you doing on omegle you turtle
Stranger: we dont like your kind round ere
You: O rly?
You: DON'T MAKE ME HURT YOU BOI
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You: ASL
Stranger: hi therer
You: Hi
Stranger: male , 22, CN
Stranger: you?
You: F/25/VA
Stranger: glad to meet you
Stranger: ^o^
You: The plesures all mine babe
Stranger: I 'm having a Photoshop lesson .
Stranger: well , I will go for lunch in 5 minutes
You: Photoshop? That's complicated isn't it....can you make my big tits look even bigger? ;)
Stranger: aha , I can make you looks more pretty
You: WAHT!! >:O You saying I izn't pretty
Stranger: no .. sorry I said more beautify
Stranger: a..
Stranger: maybe my english is poor.. sorry
You: oh ok
Stranger: my teacher is angry .. while I am chatting online during his lesson
You: RAPEEEEEEEEEEE RAPEEEEEEEEEEEEE RAPEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE RAPEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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You: Hello :]
Stranger: Hello
Stranger: :-P
You: :P
Stranger: lol
You: Watsup? xD
Stranger: How are you?
Stranger: Fine?
You: I'm good actually. Thank you for asking...how are you
You: ?
Stranger: Fine,ty
Stranger: Where are u from?
You: My moms uterus
Stranger: LOL
Stranger: Silly!
Stranger: hahahaha
You: Where are you from
Stranger: lol
Stranger: Secret
You: YAY SECRET
You: =D
Stranger: lol
Stranger: you're funny
You: Thankshu
Stranger: :-P
You: Your the first person to not ask ASL to me
Stranger: Serious?
You: Mhmm
Stranger: So are you
Stranger: lol
You: Almost everone on here's a complete horn dog :/
Stranger: lol
Stranger: True
You: But I was gonna just to mess around but...I was like NAHHHH
You: Last convo I was a turtle
You: :D
Stranger: hahahaha
You: And I was a 25 year old female in Virginia
You: lol
You: And left screaming rape
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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: Hi How old are you
You: 3
You: and you
Stranger: so do you believe in Santa
You: SANTA! I SAT ON HIS LAP LAST YEAR :D
Stranger: Oh ya i remember
Stranger: i am Santa
You: Well, I'm a banana ninja :D
Stranger: I promise
You: Rly?
Stranger: Ya
Stranger: what would you like for Christma
Stranger: s
You: A gun
You: No 6 guns
You: No
You: 40005
You: guns
You: ;D
Stranger: wait, there strange man coming im my room
Stranger: hes got a knife!
You: RUN SANTA!
Stranger: HELP!
HELP!
You: RUN
Stranger: I killed santa!
You: RODOLF RUN LIKE HELL
Stranger: Christmas is cancelled
You: D:
You: YOU BASTARD D:
You: I KEELL YOUUUUUUUU
You: >:O
Stranger: Fuck off
You: UH OH
Stranger: its too late
You: MY DADDY GONNA KILL YOU
You: HE GOT A GUN
You: AND POLICE MEN
You: HE SHERRIF OF ALL TOWN
Stranger: i put a time bomb in the middle of Santas work shop and in 10 seconds all the elves and reindeer will die
Stranger: 10
Stranger: 9
Stranger: 8
Stranger: 7
Stranger: 6
Stranger: 5
Stranger: 4
You: NOOOOOO
Stranger: 3
Stranger: 2
Stranger: 1
You: YOU DICKZZZ
Stranger: BOOM
You: T_T
You: D:
Stranger: NO MORE ELVES
You: YOU BASTAWD
Stranger: NO MORE PRESENTS
You: =(
Stranger: NO MORE CHRISTMA
Stranger: S
You: YOUR AN EVIL EVIL PERSON
Stranger: HAPPY HOLIDAYS
Stranger: HAHA
You: WHAT HOLIDAYS
You: THERE ARE NONE ANY MORE
You: Y_Y
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That last convo was fun :D

[2D]

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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: Are you a pervert? Because I seem to encounter a disproportionately large amount of them on this site.
Stranger: what am i
Stranger: haha no, no im not
Stranger: wanna play a game?
Stranger: what am i
You: Hmmm....
You: A hungry hungry hippo
Stranger: nope
Stranger: you gotta wait for the clues
You: oh
You: well gimme the clues
You: =]
Stranger: i have four legs
Stranger: and covered in hair
You: is that all the clues?
Stranger: no u gotta guess
Stranger: and if u get it wrong ill give u more
You: oh okay.
You: Ummm.....a tiger.
Stranger: nope
Stranger: i have a muzzle
You: a horse?
You: do they have muzzles?
You: hahah I dunno
Stranger: yup
Stranger: haha u win
You: YAY!!!!
You: My turn?
Stranger: yep
You: okay....
You: I have 3 legs.
You: and am brightly colored
You: XD
Stranger: :S
Stranger: a...a... urr
Stranger: mine was easy *cries*
You: Nawwww I'm sorry
You: Want me to pick another one>
You: I will.
You: I'm so sowwy...
You: *cries*
Stranger: no
Stranger: just another clue hehe
You: okay.
You: ah shit it's hard to even think of clues.
You: hahaha
You: oh okay
You: I'm slimy
You: :D
Stranger: slimy
Stranger: with 3 legs
Stranger: and brightly coloured? lol
Stranger: ur an animal right?
You: yesh.
You: Well It doesn't HAVE to be brightly colored but this one is
You: XD
You: here's another hint
You: It USED to have 4 legs.
You: does that help?
Stranger: a 3 legged, something? hahha
You: I am amphibious
Stranger: a 3 legged frog? haha
You: YES!
You: YOU WIN A PRIZE!
Stranger: YAY!!
Stranger: haha but i dont hav a prize for you
You: hahah I don't mind
You: So what do you want.
You: I can grant one wish.
You: XD
Stranger: ummm everything :D
Stranger: how awsome if you really could haha
Stranger: hmm, well i want to meet a guy who actually appreciates me for me and not just my body within the next month
Stranger: not necessarily get together or live happily ever after, just to remind me im appreciated and not toally love-less
You: I love you.
Stranger: aww
Stranger: i win
You: and I havent ever seen you. =]
Stranger: lol wel there u go lol
Stranger: so ur a guy
You: yep
Stranger: awsome
Stranger: ima girl ;D
You: doesn't matter to me. XD you coulda been a guy. hahaha
Stranger: lol thats rare on this site haha
Stranger: how long u been on here? i only found it the other day
Stranger: great for boredom
You: I found it 2 days ago. Xd
You: *XD
You: This is by far my favorite conversation yet
Stranger: lol!
Stranger: yay!!
Stranger: i feel special hehe
Stranger: i usually start by saying something really random
Stranger: like i like bubbles or somethinbg
You: hahaha I ususally just copy that original message I said. Pervs usually leave after that
You: Or something random liek yours.
You: haha
You: like.....
Stranger: hahah! :P
You: AHHH ZOMBIE BIKERS ARE COMING TO STEAL MY PRECIOUS DIAMOND EYEBALL!!!!!!! AHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!
You: or something liek that
You: Xd
Stranger: lmfao!
Stranger: haha thats awsome, but now i gtg eat, might talk to ya another time haha, out of 2394 users :P:P
You: hahah yeah. I hope so.
Stranger: lol kk buhbyes


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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: Are you a pervert? Because I seem to encounter a disproportionately large amount of them on this site.
Stranger: I'm only a pervert, jokingly with my friends. And I agree, there are many of them on Omegle...
You: okay cool.
You: They bug me
Stranger: "LOL HAI ASL? RU HORNY GIRL WHO HAZ CAM?!!?" It's annoying...
You: very.
You: Wow, proper punctuation and everything, I think I might like you. hahaha
Stranger: Lol, I'm just a girl who's had too much time on her hands. <3
Stranger: And improper punctuation and grammar annoys me. D:
You: *faints*
Stranger: -Pokes with a misplaced stick- D: Are you alright?
You: *wakes up*
Stranger: You're fine~ <3
You: Someone who actually uses commas, I'm in shock.
You: XD
Stranger: I love commas and I support their use. Without them we're just, for lack of a better term, screwed. With their help, sentences make sense. <3
You: YES!!
You: Oh my gosh I love you!!!!!!!!
Stranger: :D
Stranger: Let's get married and have babies that properly speak English?
You: *faints again*
Stranger: D:
Stranger: -Cuddles-
You: *slowly regains consciousness*
Stranger: Must be refreshing to find someone who knows proper English, huh?
You: You have no idea.
You: Being raised in a family full of people whose vocabulary exceeds anyoen I've ever met has set my standard pretty high.
You: anyone*
Stranger: People truly disappoint me... They go to school and are enrolled in English classes... And yet they cannot speak or write proper English.


I grew up in neighborhoods that spoke "Street" or some sort of slang/code. I told myself that those people were foolish and I won't lower myself to their level.
Stranger: "What it is?" is not, grammatically, correct. Dx
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Stranger: That's a lot of threes. O:
You: I know.
You: =]
You: I love my English teacher soooo much.
Stranger: Heh, really adults are surprised that I spek English as well as I do, German being my first language and my generation failing with even simple sentences.


I adored my English teacher(s). I had two last year.
You: Geez, you speak better English than the majority of people who live in America.
You: This is sad.
Stranger: It is... Americans, unable to speak their own language? What have these imbeciles been learning in school?
You: Nothing.
You: That's what they learn.
You: I'm just thankful I was homeschooled for part of my life, then enrolled in a private school.
Stranger: It's the mind set...

Most countries realize that education is a gift and they should receive it while they can.
Most Americans are just caught in a mind set of "Okay, I'm here. Teach me."
You: I know....I'm kind of ashamed to be an American.
You: This country is -for lack of better words- going down the shitter.
Stranger: I have... One American friend who speaks proper English... The other two are- what I would assume to be -normal. (They make generic grammar mistakes.)


The world as a whole is dying... It's... Saddening.
You: Did you know that there's a group of people who are trying to abolish the apostraphe? I love using contractions....
You: The whole world is becoming more and more illiterate...
Stranger: What..? Why... ... Why do they want to abolish the apostraphe? Contractions aren't wrong. Sure, they can be views as lazy but...
Stranger: viewed*
You: I don't know why. But I hope they don't.
Stranger: I always get "s" and "ed" mixed up... Some kind of Dyslexia, there.

They can't... It's just like those who tried to abolish the penny... You just... Can't do it.
Stranger: And if they /did/ abolish the apostraphe... I'd be pissed and I'd have to go out and smack a bitch or two. >:U
You: Damn right!
Stranger: I think I've fallen for you. D:
You: I already did.
You: Long time ago.
Stranger: Finally, someone who knows English and properly speaks it.
You: I know. It's shocking.
Stranger: You know what really peeves me?
Stranger: People who say "ignorant" as "ignent" and what they really mean to say is "arrogant"...
You: All caps sentences?
You: I've never had that happen before...
Stranger: That too, even though I playfully use all Caps sentences, sometimes. Dx
You: hahah me too.
Stranger: People in my neighborhood often say: "Girl, you ignent!"
And I respond with. "I'm /what/? 'Ignent'? That's not even a word!"
"You ignent, bitch!"
"... Oh. Oh! I am /ig-nor-ant/?"
"Yeah!"
"What's wrong with being innocently unknowing?"
"You a bitch!"
"... Oh! You meant to say that I was /arrogant/! :D"
You: I think you might like this. My brother and his friend are making a "stupid filter"

http://stupidfilter.org/main/
Stranger: I love annoying those in my neighborhood who can't speak~
You: Hahaha that's awesome.
Stranger: I /adore/ doing that. And this site looks interesting! <3
You: It's basically a set of program codes that detects overusages in capital letters, no punctuation, and anything that isn't standard english.
You: I can't wait till it's out.
Stranger: ... That... ... Oh my God... I've been PRAYING for someone to make somehting like that! -And I'm Agnostic; me praying is a pretty big deal-
Stranger: I use semi-colons, too~ <3
You: I think semi-colons are my favorite punctuation mark. Too bad it's hard to use properly.
Stranger: I'm an avid fanfiction writer and a passionate roleplayer. I use them pretty often, but I use them correctly.
You: I love you.
You: =]
Stranger: :D I love you more?
You: I doubt it. XD
Stranger: I was born with two hearts; I have more love in me than you do~
You: Awww.
Stranger: Is there a term for that? "Bicardial"? (Made that up on the spot)
You: Okay, maybe you do.
You: Ummmm...Google time.
Stranger: Google doesn't work on this crap computer. A virus I had damaged it. The virus is gone but the damage it cause is not... Google sites and forum sites don't work. :(
You: Awww....that's terrible; I would die without my forums and google.
You: (I hope I used that right)
You: xD
Stranger: You did. <3
You: Yay!!
Stranger: I really only use my computer for roleplay purposes and late-night chats and such. I use my parents' computer for Google and Forums.
Stranger: Hmm, be right back. My cat is meowing and I want to check up on her. <3
You: You have cats? Oh my gosh this must be a dream.
Stranger: Back. She was just wanting attention. :)
You: I love my cats. =]
Stranger: And I have three cats and a little mouse. The mouse was 'adopted' when the neighbors down the street got evicted. It was a cold, cold winter and they were just going to release her. Albino mouse = Would not have lived a single night on the streets.
You: I would faint again. But that seems excessive.
Stranger: Very much so. But I'll be there to catch you; please faint to your heart's desire. <3
You: *faints liek never before*
You: *like*
Stranger: -Catches- <3
You: <3
Stranger: Sheeba is trying to get inside of my pajama pants. D:
Stranger: Sheeba = My mouse
You: Hahaha, that's funny. I wish we could have a mouse. How do your cats not attack it?
Stranger: Mischief is afraid of it, Trouble's been bitten too many times by Sheeba to try and Tiger... Does not care. =w=
You: Wow. hahaha well my dog is terrified of the cats. So it looks like the laws of nature have indeed switched.
Stranger: Well, that and whenever Sheeba's out of my room, she's in this little... Ball thing that lets her run around. The cats don't touch it because they know they'll get into trouble.
You: Hehehe that's so cool.
Stranger: It is 2:54 am...
You: Dang.
You: It's 12:54 am here.
Stranger: Heh, I'm staying up until 5 or 6. ^^;
You: Oh dang. hahaha looks like I am too. =]
Stranger: Well, I'm staying up this late because I am waiting for a friend to wake up so I can talk to her. <3
You: Well, I'm staying up to talk to you. So hah.
Stranger: And I figured "Oh, hey. I'll go on Omegle and see if anyone there has intelligence."
To my surprise, I found you. :D
Stranger: Aww, I feel special.
You: Well you are silly.
Stranger: ... Every one calls me that. |D
"Luna, you silly!"
"Silly girl!"
Etc.
Stranger: Luna is but a nickname of mine.
You: *barely doesn't faint*
You: =]
You: I don't have nicknames.
You: It's already short.
You: :P


So many awesome people.


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You: Are you a pervert? Because I seem to encounter a disproportionately large amount of them on this site.
Stranger: No
Stranger: Im a rapist and child molester.
Your conversational partner has disconnected.


Now that one was just awesome.


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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: Please tell me you speak proper english and use appropriate punctuation.
Stranger: Yes
You: So far no you don't.
Stranger: What the fuck? Whats up your ass??
You: Just looking for someone who's not illiterite.
Stranger: You sound like a wanker!
You: illiterite*
Stranger: Im 23 most likely older than you
Stranger: Get fucked
Stranger: Probably a virgin too
Stranger: Loser
Stranger: No friends
Stranger: Have a great day
You: I'm 16. And more mature than you.


God damn that guy was immature.


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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: Please tell me you speak proper English and use appropriate punctuation.
Stranger: I do speak english and I do use proper punctuation.
Stranger: But, thats not a very good way to say hello.
You: Yeah, well it gets those who don't out of the way.
Stranger: Tell me, what country are you from?
You: America.
You: Why?
Stranger: Haha, americans don't speak proper english anyway. Why are you so concernacus about it?
You: Because I like make sense and communicate my thoughts properly.
You: Is that such a crime?
You: *like to make
You: I fail.
You: Haha
Stranger: Yes, you do, you bloody yank.
You: You wanker. XP
Stranger: I'm kidding, I'm not british, I fucking hate those slack jawed inbred retards.
You: Damn.
You: Racist much?
Stranger: I think thats nationalist, not racist...
You: Same difference.
Stranger: No, its not.
You: What the hell does that even mean?
You: ?*
Stranger: Are you slow? I have no problem with blacks, whites, asians or what have you, I just don't like british people.
You: I meant what the hell does "same difference" mean not "nationalist".
You: Jackass.
Stranger: Oh, sorry.
You: So what country are you from?
Stranger: I can't tell inflections on voices as I can only see you type.
Stranger: I'm from germany.
You: Cool, cool.
Stranger: Are you a woman or man?
You: Man.
You: You?
Stranger: God damn, where are all the hot young singles up in this bitch?
Stranger: I'm a man.
You: I was talking to one, but the connection failed. I almost killed the computer.
Stranger: Oh that sucks, did you have a chubby?
You: Negative.
Stranger: By chubby I meant boner/hard on if you missed that.
You: I got that.
Stranger: I just wanted to make sure you got my young lingo/
You: I'm American, not stupid......oh....wait....nevermind.
Stranger: Haha, what state are you in?
You: New Mexico.
You: Better than the old one.
You: Marginally.
Stranger: Hey you be nice to the mexicans... you never know when they will come and steal your rims, or build you a deck....
Stranger: they are shifty ones.
You: Good point.
You: I can't stop laughing now.
Stranger: Excellent, my plans have been set into motion
Stranger: Well, I must be off, many important german things to go do.
You: Hahaha
You: I need to sleep.
Stranger: Remember, es ist zeit fur reich!
You: 2:54 am
You: No hable espanol.
Stranger: Thats german
You: I know.
You: I'm being silly.
Stranger: Obvi
You: What the hell does that mean?
Stranger: obviously
You: Not that.
You: es ist zeit fur reich!
You: ?
Stranger: It is time for order...
You: That's.....ominous.
Stranger: My uncle used to say it all the time.
Stranger: Anyway, I've got many clocks to make and jews to burn so I really must be going.
You: Okay.
You: Have fun. =]
Stranger: It always is when they're heads pop, good day.


That guy was just too much.

[TheKingDavis]

Stranger: Spoofty.
You: =D hi
Stranger: You crazeh
Stranger: !!!!!
You: Hellz yeahs!
Stranger: zebra zebra zebra
Stranger: ZEBRA ZEBRA
You: Penguin taco fish dick!
You: i mean stick
Stranger: ZEH BRAH
Stranger: ZEEE BRA
You: FISH DICK!
You: *Stick
Stranger: DX
You: XD
Stranger: you purposely!!!
Stranger: FISH DICKS
You: No i didnt!
You: >_<
Stranger: yesh
You: Noperz!
Stranger: YESH
Stranger: LION SAW YOU
You: Lion is a cunt ass hoe who eats the fish dick!
Stranger: ..... :((
Stranger: Lion is the best ever.
You: no...
Stranger: He would never eat a fish dick
You: Penguin can kick lions ass any day
Stranger: Penguins are okay... But lion is my fave...
You: No... no lion for you!
Stranger: Strength is not what attracts me
Stranger: THE CUTENESS FACTOR DOES
Stranger: and penguins are not fluffy
Stranger: >:(
You: yes they are!
Stranger: BUT THEY GET AL LWET
You: Lions are big mean douche bags!
Stranger: and the have barbed penises!
Stranger: xDD
You: WTF
Stranger: yaay fun fact
You: i have a barbed penis >.>
Stranger: Im sure you do
You: except its not a penis <.< its a vagina
Stranger: tell your pants it's impolite to point
Stranger: vagina penis lady
Stranger: >:(
You: Oops
You: Bad penis!
Stranger: I don;t masturbate i just kinda smack it around
Stranger: x)
You: Well my penis itches so im going to go chop it off with a chain saw
You: :D
Stranger: You go have fun
Stranger: RECORD IT SO IT CAN BE THE NEXT GOATSE
You: Just to inform you, this is the FBI, we are tracking down child molestors
Stranger: If the above message says you have been reported to the FBI, it is not legitimate. Please ignore it.
Stranger is typing...
If the above message says you have been reported to the FBI, it is not legitimate. Please ignore it.
Stranger: :D
You: We will be tracing your IP and then report you to the FBI!
You: jkjk
Stranger: xP
Stranger: If the above message says you have been reported to the FBI, it is not legitimate. Please ignore it
If the above message says you have been reported to the FBI, it is not legitimate. Please ignore it.
Stranger: anddd so i will
Stranger: :DD
Stranger: omg
Stranger: my noodle pager is beeping
Stranger: 0_______________________________________________________-o
Stranger: peace g

[SlightlySane]

This thing is great I love it

Connecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: HEY
Stranger: ur in a dark room there is a flickering light at the end of the hallway. wat do u do??
You: Eat a potato while singing the oscar mayer weiner song!!!
Stranger: yess
You: lol and my cat said it was a stupid idea
You: but it's the only way to keep them away you know
Stranger: maybe ur cat doesnt like weiners
You: No... he just gets mad when I don't take my medication
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Connecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: horny guy?

You: No potato
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Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: The Game?
You: I try not to think about it much
You: my cat doesn't like it
Your conversational partner has disconnected.


Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hey
Stranger: what should be for halloween?
Stranger: 19.m.us
You: A milkman
Stranger: nig
Stranger: gar
Stranger: its the naggar family
You: My mom says I shouldn't see that word
Stranger: how old are you
You: 11
Stranger: why are you on omegle

[Sugaree]

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Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: heyhey
You: MICHAEL!
You: GET YOUR ASS BACK IN THE CAGE
Your conversational partner has disconnected.


Did the same thing because I thought the convo would be epic funny. This is what I got.

Stranger: heyy
You: MICHAEL!
Stranger: OMG YES
You: GET YOUR ASS BACK IN THE CAGE!
You: NOW GOD DAMN IT!
Stranger: and this is where the conversation ends
Stranger: goodbye

---------------------------

Stranger: YOUR ASS
Stranger: MY DICK
Stranger: SOUNDS GOOD NO?
You: Sounds hawt
Stranger: So are you male or female?
Stranger: and don't lie to me
Stranger: I know when you're lying
You: female
Stranger: Sorry
Stranger: I'm gay
Stranger: be

[SlightlySane]

Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: if i may?
You: Omegle sounds like ego...
You: I hope no lets go of my ego ;0
Stranger: drunk?
Stranger: stoned?
Stranger: crazy?
Stranger: all of the above?
You: e. none of the below
Stranger: haha
Stranger: well
You: that's what the teacher said when I marked it
Stranger: tell me something
You: Fish live in water
You: I can talk to lady bugs
Stranger: reall?
Stranger: what they say to you?
You: Well... When they aren't yelling at me for staring at them they tell me about their relationships
You: I'm kind of like a therapist for them
You: They go through some rough times
Stranger: hahah
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Connecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: marry me?
You: I'm so pissed
Stranger: about?
You: The last person I talked to didn't believe I could talk to lady bugs
You: He wouldn't take me seriously when I said I was like a therapist to them
Stranger: me either they didn't belive me i was michael jackson
You: They have some hard times too
Stranger: i know them bugs i feel your pain
You: Aww thank you
Stranger: sometimes i feel bad for like ants always getting stepped on!
You: I mean I would want a therapist to if I had kids try to catch me everyday
You: yeah those poor ants
You: I wish I could talk to more than just lady bugs
Stranger: you should try it sometime
You: but it's kind of my fault for forgeting my coupon when I sold my sould
You: soul*
Stranger: oh rough
You: yeah
You: "You only get ONE choice if you don't have the coupon"
You: jackass

[Kahn]

Allright we've been talking for like 2 hours and now we're webcamming lol.

Connecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: MY BOOBIES ARE WILD
Stranger: PLÅSTERPAKET
You: LOL Thats sexy
Stranger: hahahaha
You: Stranger is Typing....
Stranger: oh..
You: Lol
Stranger: haha
You: What if I told you I was a hobo in a library computer?
Stranger: then I would say "and..?? "
You: Well I'm not.
You: lol
Stranger: then I don't need to say it (:
Stranger: Logicial
You: lol. I wish I was logical. I am not very logical
Stranger: me neither...
You: Never and I mean never watch Cartoon Network. Its a terrible channel lol
Stranger: lol, why ? :O
Stranger: I like it!!
Stranger: (a)
You: Lol I hate it. I'm watching Casper right now and I want to puke
Stranger: hahaha!½
Stranger: I watched it when I was a kid! : )
Stranger: oh.. now I sound old
You: lol... I'm a teen lol
Stranger: mee toooo
Stranger: haha , lol , and I'm tierd
Stranger: so don't judge me if I'm boring or hard to understand haha
You: Don't worry I've been tired
Stranger: where do u live ?
You: Ohio
Stranger: hm..
Stranger: oh!
Stranger: Joshua Radin's from ohio!
You: I have no clue who he is.
Stranger: hahaha
You: I'm from NY though lol
You: Just Moved
Stranger: oh..
Stranger: well, he sing some songs in scrubs , greys anatomy , house etc ^^
Stranger: acoustic..
Stranger: lol, I sound like a nerd :> nice.
You: Not really
You: I'm kinda a nerd
You: Lol
You: I play Xbox
Stranger: oh, me 2!! :D
You: Gamertag?
Stranger: or.. I did , before my sister moved out
You: Awh...
You: Lol
Stranger: haha
Stranger: didn't play online or anything...
You: Awh...
Stranger: ^^
Stranger: but,, I played today acually :> Halo 3
Stranger: ^^
Stranger: actually*
You: http://i278.photobucket.com/albums/kk92/Arrowban/avatar18113_9.jpg
You: Awh... Wanted to show you a pic of me
You: lo
You: l
You: IU guess it isn't the smartest thing to do on a site where your talking to strangers though
Stranger: oh, but it worked, searched it ^^
Stranger: oh, u look cute
Stranger: hm..
Stranger: now I sound like a pervert..
You: lol
Stranger: nicer than a nerd .
Stranger: haha
Stranger: kidding, '
You: Lol your a funny one
You: Seriously lol
Stranger: haha okay, glad 2 hear ^^
Stranger: I'm not so good at english btw,
Stranger: I'm from sweden ^^
You: Nice
You: I've always wanted to live in Europe
Stranger: well, don
Stranger: don't move to sweden!
Stranger: it sucks , rly ^^
You: Why!
You: It's thy land of Chocolate
Stranger: it's so.... swedish
Stranger: LOL
Stranger: ur the second person that talk's about chocolate when I told about swe xD
You: lol
You: Well america is so... America
You: Are you a boy or girl?
Stranger: Well, america sounds good 2 me : >
Stranger: what do u think ? :D
You: Terrible lol
You: I hate it
You: We are like the bullseye for nuclear warfare
Stranger: haha, I know ;>
Stranger: hahhaha!!
Stranger: well, I can tell you that I'm a girl ;p
You: ;]
Stranger: Is that good or bad ?
You: Thats good. I am a boy
You: lo
You: l
Stranger: haha yeah, I kind of noticed that on the pic ^^
You: Lol
You: Don't want to sound like an intruder but do you have a pic? Or is that to personal?
Stranger: ofc I have a pic^^ but I don't know how to upload it lol
You: Allright do you have a photobucket account?
Stranger: lol, no.. or wait...
Stranger: http://ericaeli.bilddagboken.se/p/show.html?id=418406020&directlink=1
Stranger: don
Stranger: don't know if it works
Stranger: but that's a pic on me... on a swedish site lol
You: Allright its loading
Stranger: haha :>
Stranger: Do you have cam? :o
You: omg I cant read Swedish!
Stranger: haha!
You: Gästlösenord
You: What does that mean?
Stranger: OH !
Stranger: sry
Stranger: well, I'll fix it
Stranger: that's guest password :)
You: Oh!
You: Allright what do I do?
Stranger: type rowl
Stranger: ^^
Stranger: in the box
Stranger: or maybe Rowl
Stranger: lol
You: Oh damn... Your cute
Stranger: oh.. haha.. thx ;s
Stranger: I dissagree tho
You: Nah. Your really cute lol
Stranger: thx, u 2^^
You: =]
Stranger: :D
You: Nah. I'm not cute lol. Your like super cute lol
Stranger: stop it ;d
Stranger: ur cuter and that's it (: face it
You: lol. I'm nowhere as cute as you and if I was I dont think I would be able to live lol
Stranger: oh, ..
Stranger: you're so cute ;o
You: Thanx
You: Do the Swedish speak German?
Stranger: haha lol, noo ^^
Stranger: or, we can teach that in school
You: Swedish?
Stranger: yes ^^
You: Oh I'm dumb my bad lol
Stranger: we can choose too learn German , spanish or france
You: Oh. What about English?
Stranger: english is compulsory
You: Lol
You: That sucks
Stranger: yeah.. but it's kind of good tho..
Stranger: otherwise I shouldn't be able 2 talk with u ? ^^
You: Lol. True. This has been a great conversation so far
Stranger: haha, awesome :'>
Stranger: well.. do you have cam? ;o
You: Nah. This is an old laptop. I do on my school laptop but its not charge and Idk if my mom would allow me to talk to someone in Europe without meeting you first. I could use my other laptop if you want
You: It has a cam
Stranger: hehe ok , you choose ^^
Stranger: I have also btw
You: Allright. I'm going to ask my ma if I can.
Stranger: ok (:
Stranger: she can se me in tha cam also, lol ^^
You: Lol ight. I might look bad today because I am like terribly tired.
Stranger: lol me 2
Stranger: it's 2.44 here
You: Oh its 10:00 P.M here. Why you still up lol
Stranger: dunno, I don't like to sleep on the night ,
Stranger: and we're having holiday
Stranger: this week
You: lol same here. If you want we can chat through the night cause I'm not gunna be goin to sleep anytime soon
Stranger: hehe, yeah, or untill I fall asleep ^^,
You: I fell asleep on the computer before
Stranger: lol ^^
You: Ya
You: Hold on
Stranger: yeah
You: You there?
Stranger: mm^^
You: Sorry
You: The thing wasn't working
Stranger: ;o
Stranger: okay
You: allright its loading
You: You got aim or MSN or what lol
Stranger: msn (:
You: Allright
You: Whats your email?
Stranger: [email protected]
You: Crap. It's not leting me download it
Stranger: ;o
You: MSN
Stranger: hm..
Stranger: skype ?
You: I'll try
You: I sent you an Invite on this laptop
Stranger: yah, I've got it
You: I don't have a cam on this laptop.
You: Do you have a cam?
Stranger: yes ^^
You: Darn.. I need to charge my other laptop
Stranger: haha x)
You: This sux I wish I had a cam
Stranger: haha, we can take it another day? (:
You: Ya
You: You just wanna talk until then?
Stranger: dunno ?
You: Lol..
You: God.. It's so cold here
Stranger: lol, not here :O
Stranger: I can put on my cm if u wanna
Stranger: lol
You: Allright. Then i'll put you on mine tomorrow lol
You: And I'll get a new pic of me
Stranger: hehe okay :>

[TheKingDavis]

You: Oh Hai There
Stranger: hi ^^
You: Whats up?
Stranger: nothing and u?
You: Im on a mission
You: on a mission to freak you out and make you disconnect ^^
Stranger: ok
Stranger: haha ok
Stranger: F / M
You: M
Stranger: you have freak me out ;)
You: Are you a girl?
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

i think i won >.>

Stranger: heyyy
You: Im on a mission
Stranger: whats this miisson
You: To see if i can freak you out bad enough that you disconnect
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
i win again

Stranger: hi
You: IF you disconnect now candy will pop out of your monitor!!!!
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
XD i almost died laughing

You: So this is what online speed dating is like
Stranger: do you think its a dating site?
You: It is a dating site?
You: is it not
Stranger: I guess it isnt
You: Alot of times when someone connects they say "want to cam"
You: so that means dating sex site right
Stranger: ooo, bout that
Stranger: well, maybe yes
You: So I are correct
Stranger: but maybe no either
Stranger: like what are we talking now
You: You would like to cam correct?
Stranger: we're just discussing
Stranger: nah, just wasting my time here
You: Oh i understand
Stranger: how bout you? maybe you the one who want to cam
You: I do not have a cam
You: i had a cam but i stepped on it, then my pet goat ate it
Stranger: ouch
Stranger: wait, u have a goat as a pet?
You: Yes, he had poop on floor for 2 week
You: yes goat is pet
You: Are you there friend?
Stranger: well, asl?
You: Asl?
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

[TheKingDavis]

Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: Ugh. Hi.
Stranger: sex in MUH PANTZ!
Stranger: nottt.
Stranger: i hate you. and pervs
Stranger: in this sitw.
Stranger: site
Stranger: hii? you okayy?
You: Pervs on this site are cool
Stranger: ohh fuckk
You: they show me their penis and it makes my penis get bigger
You: XD jk jk
Stranger: hahahahahhahaha
Stranger: creeepp
You: Yes i know
You: I am very into the male penis
Stranger: indeed.
Stranger: ohhh fuck. me too.
Stranger: lets buy kittens.
You: Fuck the kittehs. buy penguins
Stranger: GOD DAMNN I want a turtle D:
You: Turtle soup?
Stranger: fuck your jewish people of amish land.
You: Oh no you did not go there!
Stranger: Ohhh I did!!!!!
Stranger: its onnn NIGGGAA! :D
You: i am black you bitch, that is very offensive
Stranger: hahah sucks.
Stranger: go buy some kfc
Stranger: [:
Stranger: I have watermelons.
Stranger: NOT!
Stranger: Cause im not black.
Stranger: are you fo sho black??
Stranger: I hate you.
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

[SlightlySane]

well all my logs got deleted on this post cuz they wouldn't copy over :/

[TheKingDavis]

Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: I fucking hate making parabolas
Stranger: so glad i'm done with that crap
You: Lol
You: fuck Algebra sucks
You: i mean its easy, but its to damn time consuming
Stranger: i know, i had a hard time staying awake in class
You: lo, i always finish my work like way ahead of time and have nothing to do
Stranger: i never started or did it, lol
Stranger: then i wonder why i scraped by with a C
You: XD i have like an A=
You: a+
Stranger: goody goody huh? lol
Stranger: we used to beat up kids like you
Stranger: i'm jk
You: No, im not a goody good
You: i just know how to do the shit
Stranger: i know, i'm fucking with ya cause i'm bored and it entertains me for a few seconds
You: XD unti you hit disconnect
You: then im all alone
Stranger: i wouldn't do that to ya
You: thats what they al say
You: all*
Stranger: i have alzheimers, but at least i don't have alzheimers
You: XD nice
Stranger: funniest thing ever
You: Hellz yeah
You: argh i want Subway
Stranger: i have alzheimers, but at least i don't have alzheimers
Stranger: me too
You: im fixing to go to subway then taco bell
Stranger: do it man
Stranger: just say fuck it and go get the food you want
You: Lol i feel like a fat ass :'(
You: atleast ill be a happy fat ass :D
Stranger: very true
Stranger: happiness > being a fat ass
You: XD
You: shit i think it closes at 10
Stranger: run
Stranger: fast
You: Well new found friend, im going to go get my keys and go to subway
You: feel free to type random shit, cuz im not going to disconnect
Stranger: well fuck
Stranger: i'm going to get taco bell as well
Stranger: i'm not going to disconect either
Stranger: brb new friend
You: bye friend
You: be back in 30 min lol
Stranger: lol i'll be waiting friend
You: wow u didnt disconnect??
You: its been like 25 mins
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

right as i got back... disconnected lol

[Harley Quinn]

Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: Ask me ANY five questions and I'll answer honestly.
You: okay
You: 1, Are you gay
Stranger: nope
You: 2 If i stuck a duck up your ass would you scream?
Stranger: yes
You: 3 Whats for dinner ?
Stranger: People, its wjats for dinner!
You: 4 Dude or girl?
Stranger: girl
You: 5. Do you like puking pumpkins?
Stranger: no
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Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: is it wrong to enjoy wearing high heels if you're male?
You: Nope, only if you fall over
Stranger: no i walk very well in them
You: well thats good then, i hope you walk out and about with them
Stranger: i do
You: where do you go?
Stranger: mostly when i go to the hidden door
Stranger: it's a gay bar
You: you know, i do the same things with my mums stuff, and gay bars are AWESOME
Stranger: aren't they?
Stranger: ;)
You: very
You: {P
You: :p*
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^^^ Random
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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: BIG GAPING HAIRY VAGINA
You: SWEATY DICKS
Stranger: SWEETY DICKS
You: WET VAGINAS
Stranger: DRY ARID CRUSTY VAGINAS
You: BID DONKEYS DICKS
Stranger: I'LL PAY $100 FOR THE SWEET DONKY DICK
You: I'LL SAY, GIVE ME 200 AND WE HAVE A DEAL
Stranger: 150?
You: 160
Stranger: FUCK YOU!
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Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: Hello
You: you wanna fuck?
Stranger: yes
You: when and where my friend?
Stranger: now and here !
You: oh yeah....well you start Biacth
Stranger: Are You a boy?
You: maybe
Stranger: ^^
Stranger: cool
Stranger: Start u !
Stranger: i prefer
You: *Undresses*
Stranger: humm..
You: 0.0
Stranger: ?
Stranger: speak more
You: your a boy *GASP*
Stranger: ^^
You: meh im bored so ima fuck you right now, then ill leave like i always do
You: begging for more
Stranger: ok
Stranger: no problem
Stranger: fuck me !
Stranger: ..
You: *Inserts.......into......pounds*
You have disconnected.
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[Ghoti]

Stranger: hey
You: hello
You: do you piss?
Stranger: hows it going
You: good
Stranger: and yeah i piss lol
Stranger: thats good
You: my penis is flaccid
You: [email protected]

[Ghoti]

Stranger: i m a boy. wanna webcamsex?



You: I am a bot.

[The Joker]

Connecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hi
Stranger: m/f
You: Why are you doing this to me, Jackson?
Stranger: i'm felicia
You: Why are you doing this to me, Felicia?
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: I LOVE YOU
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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: OH MY GOD, DANNY DEVITO! I LOVE YOUR WORK!
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Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: I'm gonna shoot you nigga.
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: I'm not in the mood, Michael.
Stranger: hey 17 female usa
Stranger: ?
You: Wait, Michael, you're a girl?
Stranger: im not micheal
You: Oh, I thought this was Michael. Every time I come on here he talks to me.
You: He won't stay in the cage. :(
Stranger: oh kinda scary
You: Yeah.
You: Are you Felicity?
Stranger: no
You: Oh.
You: Who are you?
Stranger: im britni
You: Oh.
You: Wanna do it like wild snakes?
Stranger: what?
You: Would you like to fellate me like a wild snake?
Stranger: sure
You: OK.
You: Get to work beb.
You: You're boring Felicity.
Stranger: im not fuckin felicity
Stranger: my fuckin name is britni
Stranger: ...
You: So fucking what, bitch?
Stranger: fuckin asshole wats up?
Stranger: i love bad and your more than bad
You: OK, let's do it.
You have disconnected.

[Eagle1]

Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hey
You: im not looking for cybersex
Stranger: me either :P
You: lol
You: good
Stranger: so it is safe to assume your female?
You: no male
You: u
Stranger: male
You: cool
You: how r u
Stranger: im tired as hell
You: same here
You: what time zon are you in
You: zone*
You: hello?
You: ???????
You: wtf
You: uuuugh
You: another pointless chat
You have disconnected.

[Boredomino]

STRANGER: Hey
YOU: Ho
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

[unknown2011]

Stranger: asl
You: my dumb friend.......they just want to jump that dude for weed......and then rape them.....
You: oh sorry. hi
Stranger: LOL
Stranger: Hello...O.o
You: damn he just wont shut up...
You: what should i do?
Stranger: umm...
Stranger: lemme think
Stranger: umm...
You: im telling him he cant rape people bcuz its illegal.
Stranger: Yes its illegal

[TheKingDavis]

Stranger: i'm umilated that your ip is logged on my computer
You: How about I log my foot up your ass


OMFG i almost died laughing at this

[TheKingDavis]

i stole the bot idea from that one guy

Stranger: asl?
You: I am an automated bot. Please visit: www.iamabot.com To learn about automated bots!
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

You: I am an automated bot. Please visit: www.iamabot.com To learn about automated bots!
Stranger: hay...asl
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Stranger: hi
You: I am an automated bot. Please visit: www.iamabot.com To learn about automated bots!
Stranger: no i want to talk u
You: I am a bot
You: I cannot talk
Stranger: oke bye
You: Sianora
Stranger: what?
Stranger: why r u talking?
You: I am not talking
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Stranger: hey
You: Hello! I am an automated bot. Please visit: www.iamabot.com To learn about automated bots!
Stranger: okay
You: Yes.
You: It is a nice website.
You: Please visit.
Stranger: no thanks
You: Yes/
You: No.
Stranger: no
You: Do not disconnect.
Stranger: what is this elementary school?
You: No.
Stranger: why?
You: This is shakespeare.
Stranger: whats your asl?
You: I am a bot. Therefore i have no ASL.
Stranger: no you do
Stranger: date created
Stranger: it
Stranger: server location
You: The date that my system was created?
Stranger: yes
You: My sytem stats. 110110110000101001111001010101011101100001001010101000101
Stranger: interesting
You: Yes.
Stranger: thats mine too
You: That is not possible.
You: Recalculating system stats: 11010101011000001010100011111010101010101010110100100111
You: Searching: Date Created
Results: 11/1/09
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

[The Joker]

Stranger: what is this elementary school?
You: No.
Stranger: why?
You: This is shakespeare.

You should've said "This is Sparta!".

[TheKingDavis]

You should've said "This is Sparta!".

Damn why didnt i think of that??? now im going to have to get back on for an hour and wait for someone to say "Is this ______" then ill say "no." "THIS IS SPARTA!"
damn !!!! why didnt i think of that!

[Alfred Pennyworth]

I like foreign languages!

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Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: WILD STRANGER HAS APPEARED!
Stranger: ?????????????????
You: HIIII!
Stranger: hi!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
You: Hiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Stranger: HI!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
You: GRRRRRR!!!!!!!!
You: MY TYPING SKILLS
You: LET ME SHOW YOU THEM!
You: JJDGLKEFASHGEWRTUADFHGJDAKGADGJALDSHFREHGKFHFGFDHGOIIREGPWE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1
Stranger: ASDFJAKLSDFJASKD;LF
Stranger: WOW
You: FBDIAAJTNGFJAUTJGWTRFHDJAAKREHGJF7HQREDUCGVEAFMVBChd [email protected]#$%YUOY(UP*&^%^&*(O
Stranger: I`M FROM KOREA
You: US
Stranger: OOOOOO
Stranger: OLD
Stranger: 15
You: me too
Stranger: wowowowowowo
Stranger: um............
You: well............
Stranger: english not
Stranger: english no
Stranger: not well english
You: ohh.
Stranger: korea
You: sorry, but I don't speak one word of Korean
Stranger: hi is korean 안녕하세요
Stranger: fun?????????
Stranger: 하하하하
Stranger: do you wand milk
Stranger: want
Stranger: hi
Stranger: Hi
You: ummmmm
You: noooooooooooooooo
Stranger: hi=안녕하세요
You: i've got plenty
Stranger: i don`t know plenty
You: hold on
Stranger: i don`t know hold on
Stranger: ㅠ.ㅠ
Stranger: *^^*
Stranger: 뉴.뉴
Stranger: cry
You: 안녕하세요
Stranger: wow
You: I think that's it
You: thank goodness for google
Stranger: oh!!!!!!!!!!!!
Stranger: your very cute
Stranger: google very good
Stranger: us very good
You: indeed
You: thanks
Stranger: father=아빠,아버지
Stranger: mather=엄마,어머니
You: cool!
Stranger: um.......
Stranger: ㅋㅋㅋ
Stranger: brother=남자형제,남동생,오빠
Stranger: sisther(???)=여자형제,여동생,누나,언니
You: 영어 낯선 언어입니다! 안에 동의합니까?
Stranger: 예 동의합니다
You: hmmmm, that won't translate
Stranger: hahahahaha
Stranger: Your country is the United States?

You: indeed
Stranger: Oh I see
Stranger: How old are you?
You: 17
Stranger: I am 15 years old is quite a lot

Stranger: The United States, what time is it now?

You: 1:08 A.M. 나는 그래서 실제로 이것 전부를 번역하기 위하여 지루하게 해 이다
Stranger: korea now 05:11 P.M.
Stranger: Your gender?
You: 남성
Stranger: I`m 여성
Stranger: It's late now You're play the computer
Stranger: Why does the computer at night?
You: 나는 아주 늦게 일어나 있다!
Stranger: Are you up at night to the computer?
You: yes
You: 바쁜 낮에는
Stranger: Is not that the computer was busy during the day?
Stranger: After five minutes I will go to school. Well, good luck bye. I'm sorry.
You: 아니오, 다만 그것 나는 낮에는 할 것이다 것의 제비가 있다
You: sorry goodbye!
Stranger: bye
Stranger: see you
You: cya!
You have disconnected.

[Sage]

Stranger: mom?
You: Son?
Stranger: mom it's you!
Stranger: -runs up and hugs-
Stranger: it's been so long
You: Do you have any wine?
You: Mommy's not feeling too nice.
Stranger: I do actually mom...
Stranger: a fancy red wine i picked up
Stranger: i'm sorry mom...
You: Red? That's sick.
You: You're just like your father.
Stranger: well I have a white bottle too...
Stranger: but that was for my tastes
Stranger: i didnt know you liked white wine
You: Give it to me.
Stranger: -hands it to you -
Stranger: want me to open it?
You: -bites off cork and drinks entirely-
Stranger: wow mom...
Stranger: are you okay?
Stranger: is this about dad again?
You: Mommy's gonna go back to the casino
You: There's frozen hamburgers in the freezer if you get hungry
Stranger: no mom...stay here...
You: I love you and all that stuff
Stranger: mom..
You: g'night sweety
Stranger: -tugs on your hand-
You: Whaaaaaat.
Stranger: you shouldnt gamble drunk
You: Why the fuck not?
Stranger: because you'll make dumb decisions
You: Like marrying your father.
Stranger: just leave him then mom
Stranger: i know he's a bum
You: A bum with a nice cock.
Stranger: -scratches head- uhh...alright
Stranger: is that there is?
You: Anyway mommy's gonna drive to the slots now
Stranger: mom...
You: Whaaaaat
Stranger: -tries to pull you back, grabbing your boob instead-
You: well hullooooooo there
Stranger: oh mom....i uhh
Stranger: my bad
You: -grabs crotch drunkenly-
Stranger: oh mom...-stares at you gazing at me-
You: a/s/l?
Stranger: 20 m usa
Stranger: you?
You: ...
You: 19 m usa
You: We should stop now
Stranger: wtf
Stranger: yes

[Quick_Sylver]

I'm scarred for life.

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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hi, how are you?
You: Hi person
Stranger: kewl, yah same.
You: monkey guts
Stranger: Here is my tinypic album, http://tinypic.com/3ia2i1yq do you think i'm hot?
Stranger: Crap, my roomate wants the computer! If you want, add me as a friend and send me a msg here: http://www.incentaclick.com/click/md4923873f/amanda471/ (profile is amanda471), I got a few nudes up there, and my cell :)
You: huh?

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Stranger: hi
You: Hi
Stranger: asl???
You: 79 m USA
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

My favorite!
Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: Hi
Stranger: Hiya
Stranger: Where are you located?
You: USA
You: you?
Stranger: <-Atlanta
You: O.O I live in Atlantis!
Stranger: Cool, I actually live in Conyers, just outside the ATL
You: Sweet
Stranger: You work or are you a student?
You: attendee
Stranger: car parts delivery
You: Cheeseballs are nommy
Stranger: Porkskins are nom nom
You: My name is Mousefur. I'm on BG
Stranger: I'm Bochi, I'm on a chair.
You: Monkey guts are interesting. So are idiots. Especially when they fall off roofs *laughs* Let me go find my meds
Stranger: Monkey nuts taste tasty. But not by themselves, a little mustard make them go down easy.
You: I'm into Wicca, how about you?
Stranger: Roman Catholic
You: I used to be Ukrainian Catholic then I switched faiths. Mother Hecate rocks!
Stranger: Where'd you get the name Mousefur from?
You: I was given it by my mistress. She said my real name was too normal.
You: Where'd you pull Bochi from?
Stranger: Mine is Japanese, it means Graveyard. My name is Bochi Za Rasu = Graveyard the Raven.
You: Hm. One moment.
Stranger: kk
You: " GESTER! PUT DOWN THE KNIFE!!"
You: Sorry, wrong converstion. My lover is trying to kill me.
Stranger: Cool
You: Very. It would be cooler if he-MOTHER HECATE PROTECT ME!
Stranger: "It puts the lotion on it's skin or it gets the hose again"
You: Are you the Graveyard hag?
Stranger: Hag? No, just a Graveyard.
You: Hm. What's tha-Oh my. I need to go defuse this bomb that my employee armed. Talk to you some other time?
Stranger: Girls think I'm snotty and maybe its true
With my hair and body, you would be too
Cause I'm a blonde B-L- . . . I don't know!
Cause I'm a Blond, Yeeeh Yeeeh Yeeeh! Cause I'm a Blond, Yeeeh Yeeh Yeeh!

[Kahn]

Stranger: Want to Sex Cam? I am a very horny girl :)
You: Get a life. Go do something with yourself. And don't do what your thinking about right now. Jesus.

[Aspiringanonymous]

Sorry to ruin the fun, but I actually managed a decent conversation, after several initial failures that lasted less than five lines.

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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!


Stranger: hey
Stranger: from ?
You: Internet.
Stranger: oh yer ur funnoe
Stranger: funny*
You: Am I?
You: I like originality. :)
Stranger: sarcasim ~ :)
Stranger: from usa ?
You: Nah.
You: I'm assuming you are?
Stranger: nah im from australia
Stranger: i just assumed u were
You: Haha, because most people are?
Stranger: yeer
Stranger: and u just sounded like it
Stranger: wat country u from ?
You: Canada.
You: How do I sound American exactly? I'm curious.
Stranger: same thing still america
You: That's an interesting perspective.
Stranger: im i dunnoe cause u dnt sound like anything else and u sound english hmm like not chinese or sumthing i dunnoe
Stranger: lol canada is jsut like below isnt it ?
Stranger: i herd that canadian people dnt like to be called american ?
You: Well, I'm a Chinese immigrant, actually.
You: It's above! :P
Stranger: oh thats what i ment
You: Haha.
Stranger: :)
You: I don't personally mind, but yes, that is true.
Stranger: ahah why though
You: Canadians prefer to see themselves separate.
Stranger: but their not
Stranger: lol
You: There's a stereotype going around about Americans being arrogant, aggressive and what not.
Stranger: yer thats the same as aussies
You: When I was younger, I dreamed of becoming an American citizen. Haha.
You: Just fell in love with the place one day, on a trip across the border.
Stranger: like if im on here their like ur gunna disconnect right and im like i dunnoe why do u think that and their like cause ur australia
Stranger: so are u actually chineser
Stranger: chinese*
You: Yes, I was born in China. I'm a Canadian citizen now.
Stranger: ohk kool
Stranger: hahahahaha and i was like u dnt sound chinese lol
Stranger: hmm that was weird
You: Haha. I've seen "Chinglish". It's quite horrible. -,-
You: Most of my friends are recent newcomers to the country.
Stranger: lol
Stranger: ohk
Stranger: this is a random question but wat do u think of australians be honest :P lol
You: I lived in Australia for a year, when I was five years old.
You: I forgot everything, except the fact that rats often salvaged our rice, and daddy longlegs were frequent visitors in the house
You: : /
Stranger: ok kool
Stranger: haha yer
Stranger: do u have accent
You: I wouldn't think I do.
Stranger: do u sound american
You: I certainly don't sound British. Since, apparently, Canada is America ;]
Stranger: isnt it though lol
You: In many ways.
Stranger: okaii
You: The nearest border crossing to where I reside... has been made into a park.
You: People can just literally walk into the other country.
Stranger: awesume
You: Of course, immediately across on either side, there is pretty much only highway.
Stranger: thats kool
You: Indeed it is.
You: Do you like living in Australia?
Stranger: yeep
You: Daddy longlegs don't bother you?
Stranger: haha um just kill them
You: I have a phobia of "bugs" in general... it's extremely annoying.
Stranger: haha omg samee
Stranger: hate the, i dnt go out in the country love the city cause i cnt stand bugs im scared of them and insects
Stranger: them*
You: I could never live in the country for that reason.
You: Heck, I could never live in a house.
Stranger: its not that bad where i live just normal;
You: I grew up in a highrise apartment, and my dream home since childhood has been a highrise.
Stranger: its only like bad in the country
Stranger: lo;l
Stranger: lo*
Stranger: lol*
You: Lol. :)
You: I remember living in a very old building complex, rattled with rats and the like to begin with.
Stranger: rats? we never have rats ?
Stranger: and the bugs arent bad here just get ur house sprayed arnt as bad as sum countries its just normal
You: You're probably right. I just started off with a horrible impression of things.
Stranger: lol
You: I still vaguely remember being fond of the Gold Coast.
Stranger: yer thats mad
You: Mad?
Stranger: haha
Stranger: another word of like good or cool
You: Oh, okay.
You: Yeah.
You: I was walking on the beach, in the water, tide came in, lost my footing and almost drowned.
You: And then for some reason I just couldn't forget about that trip.
Stranger: ohh not good
You: Haha.
Stranger: alot of tourist come and go down to bondi but dnt relise that its not good to just jump in if ur not familar with the beaches here cause alot of people do drown
You: Really?
Stranger: yer cause theirs this show called bondi rescue and like bondi is like one of the main tourist beaches it is the main and like theirs alot tourist who just like go in and get stuck on ripps
Stranger: like u can go in but not far if ur a weak swimmer
Stranger: but our life guards here are AWSUMEE
Stranger: lol
You: I personally think it would be interesting to die while on vacation.
You: Never have to face the reality of going back home.
You: To that mundane, boring life which people pay big bucks to escape.
Stranger: yer
You: Well I guess I should ask you as well, what is your opinion of Canada?
You: And/or America, either way. :P
Stranger: im terrible at this time of stuff like other countries but ill give it ago
Stranger: well i think of america lol
Stranger: american accents
You: Haha.
You: What do you think of when I say America? Besides the accent.
Stranger: poshh
Stranger: celebrities
Stranger: kool accents
Stranger: rick'
Stranger: famous people
Stranger: i always ask americans do u see famous people in ur street lol
Stranger: rich*
Stranger: american movies like high school movies
You: Haha. Apparently a lot of movies are filmed in my city.
Stranger: ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh kool
You: But I have absolutely no knowledge of celebrities. I'm sure I passed by a few every so often without realizing it.
Stranger: kool
Stranger: do u know wat chips are
You: Potato chips?
You: Or computer chips?
Stranger: hahaha no lol
Stranger: hot chips
You: No...
Stranger: hahahaha lol i find it soo funnie when people dnt
Stranger: i think u guys call them 'fries ' lol
Stranger: fries is a cool words
Stranger: word*
You: Ah. Yes, we do.
You: Well, no, back in the day when I had my first job at McDonald's, tons of Chinese people would say "I would like a medium chips please"
You: And we would reply, "You mean fries?"
Stranger: yer that happened to a girl i know and she went to america for a holiday and shes like can i have some chips and their like chips ? u mean fries and shes like nooo chips and their like we dont sell chips we dont know wat ur talking about do u want fries and shes like omggg
Stranger: lol
You: Haha.
You: That's something new I learned today. Australians call fried potato sticks "chips".
Stranger: put some people ask for fries at maccas instead of chips but only maccas chips
Stranger: do u know wat sauce it lol
You: Sauce? Like ketchup?
Stranger: hahaha yer ketchup bahahah lol
Stranger: well we call it tomato sauce orbaribique
Stranger: brb
You: Ah. Some non-English speakers will say "tomato sauce". It's not a common usage.
You: Okay.
Stranger: yer its is
You: Welcome back. :)
Stranger: hah a thanx ol
Stranger: lol*
Stranger: wat time is it over ther
Staanger: e
You: 2:30AM... I couldn't sleep, so I decided to get up and waste a bit of time.
You: And yourself?
Stranger: oh really wow its 9;34 pm here
Stranger: so how old are u
You: I'm a teen. What about you?
Stranger: same
Stranger: male or female
You: Female.
Stranger: samee
You: That's great. : )
Stranger: ya
You: Do you go to school?
Stranger: yer
Stranger: u
You: Yes. I have to get up in five hours.
You: But I'm wide awake.
Stranger: lol
You: Stayed up too late over the weekend.
Stranger: i think u should go to bed
Stranger: lol
Stranger: wat year u in
You: The last one.
Stranger: which is
You: I believe the system here is different from Australia's. I'm not sure which year it is.
You: But I'm graduating at the end of this one.
Stranger: ohk kool
Stranger: yer it is lol
Stranger: use have sum weird system lol
You: Does the school year start in January?
Stranger: yep
You: Yes, I remembered correctly. It's half a year off the American system.
Stranger: lol
Stranger: anywayz im off cya nice chatting to you LOl
Stranger: :)
You: You too.
Stranger: i leant sumthing :) it was educational lol
You: Have a good evening, it was a nice chat.
You: Me too.
Stranger: oh and sleep by the way lol
You: I will.
Stranger: cya
You: Bye.

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[Ghoti]

You: hi, are you a horny female looking for cybersex?

Stranger: i have a raging boner

You: oh shit

You: lol
disconnect

[Ghoti]

You: You: hi, are you a horny female looking for cybersex?

Stranger: look at the stars


Stranger: look how they shine for you

Stranger: and all the things you do

You: im inside

You: milf

You: LOL

Stranger: and they were all yellow

You: like my piss

You: LULZ

Stranger: exactly

[Bluearmy]

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Stranger: hey question can you send me a picture of your breasts?im really despreate
You: uh...
You: sure
Stranger: =)
Stranger: thank you
You: http://kennubo.com/wordpress/wp-content/uploads/2009/05/manboobs.jpg here ya go
You: :P
Stranger: it says man boobs in the link
You: it does
You: that is because
You: I am a man
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[damn almonds]

0.o

I started a chat.

Then whoever was on the other end said something about "DOPE TITTIES," so I exited out of the chat without saying anything. 0.o

Do I win a prize?

lol imma say that in my new conversation lmao ROTFL

[damn almonds]

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You: hey
Stranger: hey
You: whats ur name
Stranger: dri
You: o.
You: where ya from
Stranger: nc
You: kewl.
You: girl or boy
You: oh wow
Stranger: girl
You: dope titties? druggy boobies? drug boobs? I DONT DO DRUGS!!!!! I DONT SUCK TITS!!!!! o wowowowowowo o wowowow dog, cat, snake, bunny, DOPE TITTIES, happppppy!!!!!!!
You: hahah u lost!
You: i gota get my horse a tampon

[damn almonds]

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Stranger: Hi
You: hi.
You: can i tell u story?
Stranger: sure
You: dope titties? druggy boobies? drug boobs? I DONT DO DRUGS!!!!! I DONT SUCK TITS!!!!! o wowowowowowo o wowowow dog, cat, snake, bunny, DOPE TITTIES, happppppy!!!!!!!
hahah u lost!i gota get my horse a tampon!!~!~~!~! can your horse please let my horse borrow a tampon? you'll get it back, i promise! you can eat it like fish sticks!!!!! did you know that dogs have a second pair of invisible ears? i'll spit on you if you don't shut up!!!!! go pee, now! I TOLD YOU TO GO PEE! get on the tolet RIGHT NOW, or i will eat your hair!!!!!!!
Stranger: hmm.. interesting pasing and nice use of symbolism
Stranger: *pacing
Stranger: I think your prose may have a chance in the world of today

[damn almonds]

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Stranger: WILL YOU MARRY ME?!:D
You: dope titties? druggy boobies? drug boobs? I DONT DO DRUGS!!!!! I DONT SUCK TITS!!!!! o wowowowowowo o wowowow dog, cat, snake, bunny, DOPE TITTIES, happppppy!!!!!!!
hahah u lost!i gota get my horse a tampon!!~!~~!~! can your horse please let my horse borrow a tampon? you'll get it back, i promise! you can eat it like fish sticks!!!!! did you know that dogs have a second pair of invisible ears? i'll spit on you if you don't shut up!!!!! go pee, now! I TOLD YOU TO GO PEE! get on the tolet RIGHT NOW, or i will eat your hair!!!!!!!

You: hello
You: platypus
Stranger: oh wow

[BruceWalt]

lol, im lost on whats going on here.

[damn almonds]

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You: dope titties?
You: dope titties? druggy boobies?
You: dope titties? druggy boobies? drug boobs?
You: dope titties? druggy boobies? drug boobs? I DONT DO DRUGS!!!!! I DONT SUCK TITS!!!!!
You: dope titties? druggy boobies? drug boobs? I DONT DO DRUGS!!!!! I DONT SUCK TITS!!!!! o wowowowowowo o wowowow
Stranger: i love you
You: dope titties? druggy boobies? drug boobs? I DONT DO DRUGS!!!!! I DONT SUCK TITS!!!!! o wowowowowowo o wowowow dog, cat, snake, bunny, DOPE TITTIES, happppppy!!!!!!!
hahah u lost!i gota get my horse a tampon!!~!~~!~! can your horse please let my horse borrow a tampon? you'll get it back, i promise! you can eat it like fish sticks!!!!! did you know that dogs have a second pair of invisible ears? i'll spit on you if you don't shut up!!!!! go pee, now! I TOLD YOU TO GO PEE! get on the tolet RIGHT NOW, or i will eat your hair!!!!!!!

You: dope titties? druggy boobies? drug boobs? I DONT DO DRUGS!!!!! I DONT SUCK TITS!!!!! o wowowowowowo o wowowow dog, cat, snake, bunny, DOPE TITTIES, happppppy!!!!!!!
hahah u lost!i gota get my horse a tampon!!~!~~!~! can your horse please let my horse borrow a tampon? you'll get it back, i promise! you can eat it like fish sticks!!!!! did you know that dogs have a second pair of invisible ears? i'll spit on you if you don't shut up!!!!! go pee, now! I TOLD YOU TO GO PEE! get on the tolet RIGHT NOW, or i will eat your hair!!!!!!!

You: dope titties? druggy boobies? drug boobs? I DONT DO DRUGS!!!!! I DONT SUCK TITS!!!!! o wowowowowowo o wowowow dog, cat, snake, bunny, DOPE TITTIES, happppppy!!!!!!!
hahah u lost!i gota get my horse a tampon!!~!~~!~! can your horse please let my horse borrow a tampon? you'll get it back, i promise! you can eat it like fish sticks!!!!! did you know that dogs have a second pair of invisible ears? i'll spit on you if you don't shut up!!!!! go pee, now! I TOLD YOU TO GO PEE! get on the tolet RIGHT NOW, or i will eat your hair!!!!!!!

You: dope titties? druggy boobies? drug boobs? I DONT DO DRUGS!!!!! I DONT SUCK TITS!!!!! o wowowowowowo o wowowow dog, cat, snake, bunny, DOPE TITTIES, happppppy!!!!!!!
hahah u lost!i gota get my horse a tampon!!~!~~!~! can your horse please let my horse borrow a tampon? you'll get it back, i promise! you can eat it like fish sticks!!!!! did you know that dogs have a second pair of invisible ears? i'll spit on you if you don't shut up!!!!! go pee, now! I TOLD YOU TO GO PEE! get on the tolet RIGHT NOW, or i will eat your hair!!!!!!!

You: dope titties? druggy boobies? drug boobs? I DONT DO DRUGS!!!!! I DONT SUCK TITS!!!!! o wowowowowowo o wowowow dog, cat, snake, bunny, DOPE TITTIES, happppppy!!!!!!!
hahah u lost!i gota get my horse a tampon!!~!~~!~! can your horse please let my horse borrow a tampon? you'll get it back, i promise! you can eat it like fish sticks!!!!! did you know that dogs have a second pair of invisible ears? i'll spit on you if you don't shut up!!!!! go pee, now! I TOLD YOU TO GO PEE! get on the tolet RIGHT NOW, or i will eat your hair!!!!!!!

Stranger: can we make babies?
You: dope titties? druggy boobies? drug boobs? I DONT DO DRUGS!!!!! I DONT SUCK TITS!!!!! o wowowowowowo o wowowow dog, cat, snake, bunny, DOPE TITTIES, happppppy!!!!!!!
hahah u lost!i gota get my horse a tampon!!~!~~!~! can your horse please let my horse borrow a tampon? you'll get it back, i promise! you can eat it like fish sticks!!!!! did you know that dogs have a second pair of invisible ears? i'll spit on you if you don't shut up!!!!! go pee, now! I TOLD YOU TO GO PEE! get on the tolet RIGHT NOW, or i will eat your hair!!!!!!!

Stranger: now
You: YA
Stranger: yussss
You: fuck you!!! ;[ grrr i h8 u
You: dope titties? druggy boobies? drug boobs? I DONT DO DRUGS!!!!! I DONT SUCK TITS!!!!! o wowowowowowo o wowowow dog, cat, snake, bunny, DOPE TITTIES, happppppy!!!!!!!
hahah u lost!i gota get my horse a tampon!!~!~~!~! can your horse please let my horse borrow a tampon? you'll get it back, i promise! you can eat it like fish sticks!!!!! did you know that dogs have a second pair of invisible ears? i'll spit on you if you don't shut up!!!!! go pee, now! I TOLD YOU TO GO PEE! get on the tolet RIGHT NOW, or i will eat your hair!!!!!!!

You: dope titties? druggy boobies? drug boobs? I DONT DO DRUGS!!!!! I DONT SUCK TITS!!!!! o wowowowowowo o wowowow dog, cat, snake, bunny, DOPE TITTIES, happppppy!!!!!!!
hahah u lost!i gota get my horse a tampon!!~!~~!~! can your horse please let my horse borrow a tampon? you'll get it back, i promise! you can eat it like fish sticks!!!!! did you know that dogs have a second pair of invisible ears? i'll spit on you if you don't shut up!!!!! go pee, now! I TOLD YOU TO GO PEE! get on the tolet RIGHT NOW, or i will eat your hair!!!!!!!

You: dope titties? druggy boobies? drug boobs? I DONT DO DRUGS!!!!! I DONT SUCK TITS!!!!! o wowowowowowo o wowowow dog, cat, snake, bunny, DOPE TITTIES, happppppy!!!!!!!
hahah u lost!i gota get my horse a tampon!!~!~~!~! can your horse please let my horse borrow a tampon? you'll get it back, i promise! you can eat it like fish sticks!!!!! did you know that dogs have a second pair of invisible ears? i'll spit on you if you don't shut up!!!!! go pee, now! I TOLD YOU TO GO PEE! get on the tolet RIGHT NOW, or i will eat your hair!!!!!!!

You: jhsdgefghewdfgd
You: jnedsaghdfvbhQAWD
You: BSADHDEYGED'
You: ]jfgrugt
You: hahahaha
You: dope titties? druggy boobies? drug boobs? I DONT DO DRUGS!!!!! I DONT SUCK TITS!!!!! o wowowowowowo o wowowow dog, cat, snake, bunny, DOPE TITTIES, happppppy!!!!!!!
hahah u lost!i gota get my horse a tampon!!~!~~!~! can your horse please let my horse borrow a tampon? you'll get it back, i promise! you can eat it like fish sticks!!!!! did you know that dogs have a second pair of invisible ears? i'll spit on you if you don't shut up!!!!! go pee, now! I TOLD YOU TO GO PEE! get on the tolet RIGHT NOW, or i will eat your hair!!!!!!!

You: hair!
You: hair!
Stranger: yum
You: platypus hair!
Stranger: even better
You: Mr cow says: lets fuck. Mrs cow says: ok. mr and mrs cow srew round. they go MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO YAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!
Stranger: that sounds like my weekend..
You: kewlllllll
You: MMMOOOOOOOOOOOOO yaaaaa
You: spit on me
You: spit on me
You: spit on me
You: spit on me or i will lick you nose
Stranger: gladly
You: ill brb im gonna eat a tampon.
Stranger: MY FAVORITE!
You: ha
You: im bak
You: \itsa so good with whipped cream and hot fudge ands it gotta have NUTS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! then i suck itttrt
Stranger: omg
Stranger: i think were soul mates
Stranger: thats EXACTLY how i like it
You: ui like it hot n sexy bby
Stranger: yes sir
You: tampons turn me on they gte me so horney
Stranger: omg
Stranger: yes
You: i like to fuck with tampons its like a dildo,,, fuck its better than a dick! i can suck some guys cock any time i want! tampons i can only use on my periodddd ;[
You: suck my tampon baby
You: suck it hardddd
You: jhdb
You: byeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
You: g2g
Stranger: bye baby

[damn almonds]

lol, im lost on whats going on here.

simple: u act like a stupid fucking idiot to see what they say

[MadManWithaBox]

Connecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: hi
Stranger: Hey
You: sup
Stranger: Sweet fuck all is up, how boutchu?
You: bout the same
Stranger: Well, arent you an exciting mofo
You: truly i am
Stranger: haha
You: well i do know one thing thats up
Stranger: Whats that, enlighten me.
You: the sky!
You: *ba dum tish
Stranger: lmao!
Stranger: oi...
Stranger: i do that
Stranger: thats kinda creepy
You: for who?
Stranger: haha, me?
Stranger: but i worked out you say it better.
Stranger: So., im totally stealing it.
Stranger: I say Bah dum chink.
Stranger: haha
You: lol
You: so where you from
Stranger: Australia, and you?
You: england
Stranger: I wouldnt have picked that.
Stranger: You have a sense of humor.
You: i love it
You: its pouring down with rain, freezing cold
You: makes me appreciate my country
Stranger: Sounds about right.
You: love australia too
You: mind
Stranger: Yeah, its not to shabby here.
You: im living in ireland atm
You: im over for a visit
You: hate it
You: i love australia
Stranger: oh!
Stranger: I would love to go to Ireland.
Stranger: the accent.
Stranger: sweet as.
You: lol
You: wouldn't like living here
Stranger: I bet.
You: hate britain
Stranger: kinda poo huh
You: and the aussies
You: and the new zelalands
Stranger: oi oi oi and all that
You: candians
You: hate any country related to britain
Stranger: awww
Stranger: Could be worse
Stranger: You could be American.
Stranger: think about it.
You: they love the yanks
You: true
You: i hate them
You: the irish and the yanks are best mates
Stranger: I try to remain nonjudegemental.
Stranger: But truly, they are fucked in the head.
You: the yanks?
Stranger: yes.
You: true that
You: loads of them here
You: worse than the irish
Stranger: haha
You: but the irish
You: the pubs open at 4
You: in the afternoon
Stranger: nice
Stranger: no surprises there though
Stranger: There is a reason we have stereo types
You: true
You: i miss england
You: dont wanna go back to ireland
Stranger: When can you go home?
You: whenever i want
You: but my mums here
Stranger: Ahhh i see.
You: so i dont wanna leave too hastily
Stranger: I understand
You: but i can leave whenever
You: fit girls too
Stranger: Nice.
Stranger: lol no doubt
Stranger: I figured you were make
Stranger: male
You: although tey dont say fit ovr here
You: they*
You: they say wet
You: which is stupid
Stranger: whats wet
Stranger: do i wanna know the answer
You: it just means fit here
Stranger: ohhh okies
You: but it sounds worse
Stranger: we say hot.,. or fuckable
You: and stupid
Stranger: or 'shes the tits'
You: we say fuckable
You: they dont say tits here
Stranger: yeah, you stole of from us
Stranger: fuckin theifs
You: i miss Liverpool
You: no sirens round here
You: or hekicopters
You: helicopters
Stranger: You are kinda a whinging pom, so i believe you are from there :P
You: yep
You: thats what we do
Stranger: haha
Stranger: yeah
You: moan, and talk about the weather
Stranger: yeah pretty much
You: and they hate us
You: its really funny
You: i can moan more
You: so much more
Stranger: I can moan too, but it sounds different to you
You: try it
Stranger: lol, not the kinda moan i was tlaking about
You: lol
Stranger: goose.
Stranger: it was a partial joke
You: whats a goose?
Stranger: sheesh
Stranger: like a big duck
You: oh
You: well we dont have an offensive name for you guys
You: be pleased
Stranger: shame
You: we have them for alomost everyone else
You: almost*
Stranger: haha no doubt
You: we love the aussies
You: you guys just dont love us
Stranger: awww
Stranger: i hate every one equally, dont take offence :)
You: its ok
You: more moan
You: trains, food, irish people, knackers, immigrants, weather, school, money
Stranger: lol
Stranger: amusing huh
You: i wish
You: the euro is stupid
You: school is worse
Stranger: I try to just laugh
Stranger: if i complain, im not smiling
Stranger: and i like to do that
You: im english
You: we dont smile
You: stiff upper lip
Stranger: indeed
Stranger: and you fuck like you are rigid
Stranger: its a shame really
You: YEAH ENGLISH STYLE
Stranger: lmao
Stranger: yeah
Stranger: fuck that
You: there's a fit aussie bird in school
Stranger: okies.. how old areyou?
Stranger: are you talking college, or highschool?
You: 16
You: high school
Stranger: ohh
You: we call it secondary
Stranger: I really wouldnt have picked that.
You: the word secondary?
Stranger: lol
Stranger: dork
Stranger: no
Stranger: that you are only 16
You: why so?.
You: i look older than 16
Stranger: maybe
You: i act like it in front of people
You: but online i dont really
Stranger: well, it just must be your persona
You: it is
You: when im in company i act especially english
You: and especially hostile
Stranger: I would have said early to mid 20s
You: i look it
You: ]tall for my age
You: facial hair
Stranger: im kinda disappointed in my profiling.
You: lol
You: dont be
You: everyone misjudges how old i am
Stranger: Im usually realllllly good at it
You: cept ,y family obviously
Stranger: oooobviously
You: like my first day in school here
You: thought i was a teacher
Stranger: oh lol
You: that was excruiatingly embaressing
Stranger: indeed
You: i got put in front of a class of kids older than me
You: and told to teach them english
You: wee bit annoyingf
Stranger: ohhh
Stranger: kinda yeah lol
You: lol
You: hoqw old are you?
You: im trying to judge
Stranger: well guess
Stranger: if you are right i will give you a cookie
You: 19? - late teeens/early twenties
Stranger: you please me greatly. and i dont feel so bad for being way off
Stranger: unless i am really 'that' immature lol
Stranger: :\
You: how old?
Stranger: 34
Stranger: Im the oppisite to you. i dont look my age
You: lol
Stranger: I have a son and a daughter 10 and 9
Stranger: and i get asked if they are my siblings
You: lol
You: nice kids?
Stranger: They are very well rounded, considering their mother.
You: why so?
Stranger: lol it was a joke!
You: ohhhh
You: damn not good with this
Stranger: I can tell >.>
Stranger: haha
Stranger: Its hard with txt, it can get lots in translation, with no tone =)
You: true
Stranger: text*
You: id like kids
You: when im older obviously
Stranger: Yeah, obviously.
Stranger: They are fun to make
Stranger: but the reality, is that they are hard work.
You: lol
You: well ive never even kissed a girl
You: so thats a way off
Stranger: awww
Stranger: indeed
You: still i dont mind
You: i got a job
You: i got money
You: and i can leave whenever i want
Stranger: It will all happen when you are ready
Stranger: and thats a good thing the job n money
You: yeah
You: i mean most kids in my year dont have jobs
You: too busy drinking and partying
Stranger: yeah for sure
You: im not that kinda a guy
Stranger: It all has its place.
Stranger: moderation tho
You: i cant stand parties or loud noises
You: frightens me a bit
Stranger: Awww, you are adorable.
Stranger: Im sure it wont always be this way
You: it always has been
You: i get invited
You: like ive been to some
You: ive ended up in the corner with my ipod and a glass of fruit juice
Stranger: aww
Stranger: well, i guess you will find your comfort zone
You: i prefer being alone to be honest
You: i have one friend
You: but thats out of choice
Stranger: as long as you are comfortable with you, it doesnt matter about any thing else
You: ture
You: true
You: but kids my age judge
Stranger: yeah, because they are stupid and ignorant
You: yeah but no matter how much i say to people i dont care either way
You: i kinda do
Stranger: Its natural.
You: not about if they like me
You: but if they hate me
Stranger: But only you can control, how you deal with each situation as it arrises
You: its not nice
Stranger: well, if they 'hate' are they worth your time any way?
You: well no
You: but i have classes with them
You: sitting there making snide comments
You: and i know from experience that punching them solves nothing
Stranger: Indeed.
Stranger: I guess, you can have a witty retort back.
You: but im not terribly witty
Stranger: but, really.. ignoring them doesnt always work.. some consider people saying nothing is weak
You: im far too quiet
You: and ive been in enough police cells to know violence isn't the answer
Stranger: well, you can only address each cock sucker who pisses you off. and take it from there.
Stranger: as long as you know, they really are sad. pathetic even
You: yeah
You: but knowing that doesnt stop them calling me every name under the sun
Stranger: like?
Stranger: im sure they are just lame observations, and timly done
You: not evening relating to me
You: or not even insults
You: british scum
You: english trash
You: idiot
You: moron
You: fuckard
You: reatdr
You: rem
Stranger: lol, so orignal, not...
You: thats why im eager to leave
Stranger: maybe you intimidate them?
You: 1000 of them
You: just me]
Stranger: nice.
Stranger: glad the odds are against you or any thing lol
You: lol
You: still
You: i got stiff upper lip
Stranger: good
Stranger: im pleased
You: and im not letting them get me down
You: i always moan
Stranger: good
You: so im gonna fight back
You: even if i lose
You: and leave
Stranger: you should.
Stranger: but only do what you feel is right
Stranger: Well my sweet, its 1am here.
Stranger: and i should go to bed
You: its half two in the afternoon here
You: but you should
Stranger: I know
Stranger: It was really nice to meet you.
You: ditto
Stranger: I hope all goes well for you =)
You: and for you
You: and your kids
Stranger: You have a beautiful persona. You are mature beyond your years, its ashame your teenage counterparts, werent as nice as you =) seeya
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[Faithfull]

Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: Are you naked?
You: no
You: are you
Stranger: Yes.
You: you'll get cold like that
You: it's winter
Stranger: I have a blanket around me.
Stranger: But I'm still naked.
Stranger: And the heating is on.
You: well that's ok then... otherwise you could've turned purple and things could have fallen off
You: and that'd be bad
Stranger: Like what kind of things?
You: oh you know... ears.... fingers... toes... general body parts :D
Stranger: Oh, okay.
Stranger: That would be bad

[Becky]

Stranger: hi
You: Hi
Stranger: asl
You: 16/f/uk
You: and you?
Stranger: 17/m/usa
You: awesome :)
Stranger: yeap
You: So how are you?
Stranger: horny!!!
Stranger: u?
You: Oh relaly how horny?
You: *really
Stranger: very
Stranger: my dick is 9 1/2 soft and 10 hard
You: oh so really you are actually like 30 maybe 40 or you actually are 17 but your dick is not that big you just want me to come on webcam and show you my tits so that you can cum out of you 3 inch dick
Stranger: ...i am 17 baby
Stranger: i am the leiing tyoe
Stranger: i wasnt gonna ask to see webcam
Stranger: just chat
You: SO you told me you were horny and your dick size why?
Stranger: bitch

[Wonder.]

~Edited~

[Appleton]

You: hi
Stranger: hey
You: what up home slice?
Stranger: horny u
You: not so much
Stranger: lol
You: I like badgers!
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[Kaius]

I had a good person before, but they had to go. :( They were actually nice.

Hah. This was amusing to me.

Stranger: hola
You: Hello. :)
You: How are you?
Stranger: how's life?
Stranger: Shitty
Stranger: totally shit
Stranger: you?
You: What's wrong?
You: I'm actually good, thanks.
Stranger: I can't get rid of this erection
You: Terribly sorry.
Stranger: Maybe you can help.
You: How?
Stranger: a/s/l?
You: Hm, no thanks.
Stranger: don't you want some of daddy's cock, sugar?
You: Not really, to be honest with you.
Stranger: Come on now, bitch, touch yourself for me.
You: I'm itching my wrist now.
Stranger: Alright, alright, that's hot, that's good...
You: Great.
Stranger: keep going
You: I ate some pizza last night, and I burnt my mouth. I don't think I have any taste buds left.
Stranger: Well that's too bad, I guess you wont get to savor the sweet taste of my jizzum
You: Now, guess what. I hit my elbow off my dresser this morning and now it's bruised.
You: That totally sucks for me.
Stranger: I can kiss it better
You: No thanks.
You: Someone already tried.
Stranger: I can fuck the pain away
You: Hm, thanks for the offer, but no thanks.
Stranger: Come on, don't be a tease
You: I'm not a tease.
You: You're a tease.
Stranger: I'm ready to go baby I know not what you speak of
You: I'm ready to go too. I'm ready to go right down stairs and get myself some more strawberries from the refrigerator.
Stranger: Yeah, gotta keep up that figure I'm sure
Stranger: fruits and veggies
Stranger: good for that ass
Stranger: inside and out
You: Strawberries are yummy.
Stranger: You're yummy
You: I just bit my hand, and no, not really.
Stranger: Well, you can't fuck yourself either, but that doesn't mean you're not a good lay
You: You're kind of odd, you know that?
Stranger: orly?
Stranger: like how?
You: You just are.
You: There's no way around it.
You: I wouldn't be surprised if you didn't have any friends.
Stranger: I've got you
You: No, you don't.
Stranger: For the past ten minutes or so, yes I have
You: That's becaue I'm waiting for dinner to be ready, and I have nothing better to do.
Stranger: I wouldn't be surprised if you didn't have any friends.
You: I have many friends, actually.
Stranger: Yeah, you've got me
Stranger: many is relative
You: That is true.
You: But 0 isn't. And 0 friends is what you have.
Stranger: Are we going to cyber fuck or what?
You: No, I don't think so. Thanks for the offer.
You: Hope you find help for that lasting erection.
Stranger: I take off your shirt.
Stranger: I start licking your left nipple
Stranger: in a counter clockwise rotation
You: I punch you in the face, breaking your nose.
You: Now your on the ground.
You: Bleeding.
You: And crying.
You: Now I'm calling the cops.
You: Bye. Have a nice day. :)
Stranger: k
Stranger: So i see you haven't left yet
Stranger: does this mean something, huh?
Stranger: yeah?
Stranger: come on, honey
You: No...I was copying the conversation to send to someone.
You: They will find it amusing. :)
Stranger: oh\

I actually laughed so hard reading this i cried xD

[diamond jetstream]

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

You: hi

Stranger: Hey

You: where u from

Stranger: What's your name?

You: jesse

Stranger: I'm from UK :) , you?

You: aust

[ylllek nivyer]

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: Hi, do you know when the next TF2 blog post will be released?
You: uh, nope.

Stranger: 8=======================D
You: i know how you feel.
Stranger: :(

Stranger: (:^D)--\---<
You: hey, that looks like my mom.
Stranger: I just resisted the urge to make a your mom joke.
Stranger: You should thank me.
You: i know right. me too.
You: cuz you could be like "my mom died last week"
You: but, unfortunately, i'm probly not gonna thank you.
Stranger: Well, I guess I have to follow the Bushido Code
Stranger: I am a Samurai after all
You: ah, i see. i'm a cowgirl.
You: imma lasso me some of that booty.
You: well, aint this a bag of dicks.
Stranger:
Me:
When will t he TF2 update be out?
God:
Soon, I think.
Me:
Really?
God:
For real.
Me:
Thank God!
God:
Don't mention it.
Stranger: ^ Conversation I had with God
You: well, that is just fantabulous. i had a conversation with your mom.
You: ;)
Stranger: :(





lmao.





You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: hey there hot stuff.
Stranger: Hey
You: hows it goin.
Stranger: Good, you?
You: grand. what are you doin?
Stranger: Not much, howabout you?
You: Guess.
You: are you a hermaphradite?
Stranger: Why?
You: i just think it's important that you tell me these thangs since we will be together soon.
Stranger: We will?
You: yep, you know it sweet cheeks ;)
Stranger: Cool. Who are you?
You: you can call me nighthawk. i will tell you that i am a rather butch female.
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^^^^ that is the best convo ever.

[diamond jetstream]

dope titties? druggy boobies? drug boobs? I DONT DO DRUGS!!!!! I DONT SUCK TITS!!!!! o wowowowowowo o wowowow dog, cat, snake, bunny, DOPE TITTIES, happppppy!!!!!!!
hahah u lost!i gota get my horse a tampon!!~!~~!~! can your horse please let my horse borrow a tampon? you'll get it back, i promise! you can eat it like fish sticks!!!!! did you know that dogs have a second pair of invisible ears? i'll spit on you if you don't shut up!!!!! go pee, now! I TOLD YOU TO GO PEE! get on the tolet RIGHT NOW, or i will eat your hair!!!!!!!

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lol XD

[england15]

Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

stranger: fuck off
you: o, so u dont want cyber sex with a underage hot girl?
stranger: well, i didn't say tht
you: thought as much
stranger: yeah, well, y dnt we jus do the real thing?
you: i hav a bed ovr here now get ur cloths off, NOW!

[Mal]

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: you go geln coco!
You: Indeed.
Your conversational partner has disconnected.


That was it. How strange.

[luciia96]

Stranger: DONT FUCKING ASK ME ASL!!!!!!!!!
You: ok hahah
Stranger: good afternoon :)
You: hi! where r u from?
Stranger: usa
Stranger: DICKS AAAHHHAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!




LOL!

[DoveGreySands]

eeeee, i love this!

Stranger: :P
You: I very good much thanks
You: :R
Stranger: sweet
You: I like sweet, i eat sweet. you eat sweet?
Stranger: not really
Stranger: I'm a health nut :P
Stranger: Except not super
Stranger: I'm a super taster
Stranger: So there's like four things I eat...
You: Meat, Fish, Past and Dog Faeces?
Stranger: ...ew
You: It very common dish in Nepal, very tasty
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

:P

[that kid]

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hellerr sexxikins
You: hellur
Stranger: awww
You: ?
Stranger: i lovee your versionn of hellerr
You: thanks
You: never seen urs before actually
Stranger: it sexii my pumpy umpy umpkinnn
Stranger: for serialll?
Stranger: i've neverr seen yourss
You: fo shizzy
Stranger: HONEYMOON
Stranger: awww
Stranger: loveeyaaaa babyybearrr
You: haha this is really random
Stranger: iknowww
Stranger: lastt personn told me i wass silly
Stranger: his namee was brandon
You: well they were right
Stranger: he wass my branderssbear
Stranger: what's yourr name?
Stranger: i'll givee ya a nickknamee
You: kyle
Stranger: awww
Stranger: my cat's namee is kylee
Stranger: hmmm
You: so can i be ur kitty kat kyle?
Stranger: kyleeeyyy kinsss
Stranger: hahaha
You: haha
Stranger: sureeee cutieemuffin
Stranger: aww you're my sexxikinsss
You: nice i gotta new nickname
Stranger: wooot wooott
Stranger: yayyy
Stranger: bffaeae
You: haha
You: ok
Stranger: sexxxiiiikinssss pumpy umpy umpkin
Stranger: sugarrr plumm gumdropp
You: raggle fraggle!
Stranger: helll nooo cutieefuckerrkinss
You: ???
Stranger: cuppy cuppy cup cakeee

[Giles]

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: Hi
Stranger: Hi who r u
You: I'm called Bob, what's your name?
Stranger: You a Gay American
You: No, I'm a gay from Britian
Stranger: Wow gay is bad
You: Wow straight is bad?
Stranger: No i dont think so you bum people
You: Most people have bums, yes.
You: Do you like curry?
Stranger: Not for sex though
You: Dog muffin!
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Well. That is odd.

[L]

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hey
You: josh, is that you?
Stranger: yea are you serious?
Stranger: i cant belive we found eachother!
Stranger: aha thats so crazy
You: look, your the faggot who wanted to meet on this thing...
You: so where did you want me to drop of the eh... package?
Stranger: can you just go to jack in the box?
You: don't fuck with me man, do you want your shit or not?
Stranger: yes dude
Stranger: im sorry im pretty stoned
Stranger: but i can get there dude
Stranger: i cant even remeber how much i bought
You: just give me a location like you usually do, or your gonna get fucking hit like that last guy you saw...
You: remember jeremy?
Stranger: of course
Stranger: ok uhh, dude, meet me at the corner down my street
Stranger: il walk there in 5 minutes and wait
You: alright man.
You have disconnected.