Talk To A Random Stranger

[Uprising]

Stranger: suck my d1ck ? u have msn and cam?
You: UM I'm only 6
Stranger: fuck

[Memory]

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

You: [WARNING: Omegle™ is required under United States Federal Law to inform you that the IP of the person whom you are chatting with is linked to a registered sex offender. Omegle™ encourages you to consider this when giving out personal information. The stranger can not see this message.]

You: hello

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Tee-hee. The opening is ingenious. Just copy it, Press control+v and enter as soon as you start the chat :D

[Mal]

Stranger: suck my d1ck ? u have msn and cam?
You: UM I'm only 6
Stranger: fuck

That, my good sir, is epic.

[beastly689]

Stranger: hi are u a dick head?
You: only on saturdays.
You: i'm internationally ranked.
You: wbu?
Stranger: seems pretty unusual to me bruv
Stranger: im univerally acclaimed
You: ahhh...
You: ya know wat seems strange to me?
You: the word "bruv"
Stranger: also, to me what seems strange is the attempt at english the USA speaks
You: we don't speak very well. its true.
You: we're all "that be a deer, right thar, ain't it?"
Stranger: yeah you're all exactly like that and have a perfect understanding of irony and tongue-in-cheek humour
Stranger: :P
You: apparently, we are all under-educated too...
You: i have NO CLUE wat that means...
You: but it made me laugh...
Stranger: lol nice pass
You: altho i think it's the french doing the "tongue in cheek" thing...
You: just putting it out there...
Stranger: no they're just too busy sucking cock because thay're shallow and pointless pompous pricks
Stranger: but that's a whole seperate issue
You: but sucking cock isn't so bad... as long as it's not plastic.
Stranger: well if ur me, u may be asking some serious and final lifestyle choices
You: but, unfortunately, i am not you....
Stranger: very unfortunate absolutely lol
You: its unfortunate, because if i were you, i'd be talking to me.
You: and that would be a pleasure.
You: i think
Stranger: it is a pleasure
Stranger: actually, all the bant aside, it is
Stranger: coz ur the 1st person with a brain cell
You: its kind of lonely.
You: i asked for more for my birthday, but alas... no.
Stranger: shame
You: lots of people have been saying "PASTA!"
Stranger: i got vouchers
You: and im like "FUCK OFF!"
Stranger: yeah ive noticed that
Stranger: puts me off italian restaurants
You: oh, yes... and crumping is just RUINED for me...
You: i like the word pompous... heh heh.
Stranger: lol same, whats crumping?
You: wait-where are you from? (general location, not anything creepy!)
Stranger: England
You: i KNEW it!
You: crumping is god-awful dancing in the ghettos.
Stranger: yeah because nothing I said could give that away
You: of the USA...
Stranger: i see
Stranger: gives me one more reason to go there
You: oh, but if u saw, u wuld surely go blind. so alas, i believe you only imagine that you see.
Stranger: i like blindness
Stranger: its my original surname
You: sounds delightful! altho, i think i'd prefer deaf...
Stranger: nah, if im deaf i could never appreciate MSTRKRFT
You: mister kraft is the name of my principle...
You: but, uhh... wats MSTRKRFT???
Stranger: haha i had a head teacher called Dick Furnace
You: ouch.
You: seriously, ouch.
Stranger: MSTRKRFT is just good music basically
You: ohhhh!
Stranger: well its a certain band
Stranger: but they pwn
You: nifty!
You: i enjoy bands!
You: rock bands, rubber bands, elastic bands...
Stranger: lol spiffing! Jolly grand! Bloody ell!
Stranger: all bands
You: heeeheee...
You: groovy, gee wilakers, OMG!
You: (americans lik the letter "G")
Stranger: lol want a sample of pure cliche yet never heard englishness?
You: YES! so muchh!
Stranger: holy fuck im gonna take this wanker down to old bill, mite pop him in the boot whilst i get a cup of tea! Bloody twats! I'm off to the pub mate, where's my crumpet?
You: LOL! LOL LOL LOL!
You: wait-- so there is such a thing as a crumpet?
Stranger: yeah its lovely lol
You: ohhhh...
Stranger: similar to english muffins
You: and im sure you've heard of the all-american GIANT MCDONALDS cheeseburger... it's no fable either!
Stranger: lol we have mcdonalds' here everywhere too
Stranger: plus burger king, kfc, pizza hut, the odd wendy's
You: ahhh, but im sure you dont have to have enlarged doors to fit the morbidly obese into these places... DAMN AMERICANS!
Stranger: lol in Scotland there probably is
You: imagine... being obese and having to wear a short MAN SKIRT!
You: doubly embarassing...
Stranger: I know you have a national weight issue but compared to Scotland it's nothing
You: that makes me feel better....
You: altho me, personally? im NOT FAT! ever.
Stranger: lol no ofc not
Stranger: its just people have to focus on the negatives
You: hehehehehe... im one of those people.... definitely. LOL!

Stranger: and i bet about half your stats come from texas :P
You: HAHAHA!
You: everything is bigger in texas--except dicks.
You: they are generally smaller, since the guys are so GAY!
Stranger: well not entirely true... there are more complete dicks about
You: hahaha...
You: well, as lovely as our conversation has been (and i do mean that!) i must go! BYE!!! :)
Stranger: yeah fair play, whats ur name?
You: Katelin. wbu?
Stranger: Matt
You: well this was fun!
Stranger: yeah lol
Stranger: have fun
You: BYE!
You: CHEERY O DAHLING!

[BlackBetty]

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: hi
Stranger: wumbo
You: whats up?
Stranger: G or M
You: M
Stranger: ew im a girl
You: ewwwwwwwwww!

[beastly689]

Stranger: hey
You: we're not in kansas anymore! :eek:
You: damn.
Stranger: awwh
You: yeah...
Stranger: whare are you now? :0
You: in the land of midgets, apparently.
Stranger: awww ;(
You: a fucking lion just ate my dog...
You: that sucks.
Stranger: :0
Stranger: go kick it!
You: i would, but my shoes are new!
You: they're red, and SPARKLY!
Stranger: um wear something else?!
Stranger: haha kewl
Stranger: mm reeed :D
You: yep...
You: they kind of taste like yellow brick road...
Stranger: ew haha
You: i would allow you to lick them... but glinda might kick my fucking ass.
Stranger: i would never lick anyones shoe :0
You: sure you would.
You: if you were the great OZ... :D
Stranger: no i wouldint ._.
You: someone told me he's actually just a pimp.
You: i'm still going.
Stranger: hehe
Stranger: mehy
Stranger: :0 the wizard of OZ is on tv
You: flip it.
You: that movie sucks!
Stranger: ikr
Stranger: ima fall asleep D;
You: does anyone know how to lube a tin man?
Stranger: umm.. you... ye
Stranger: hah
You: i mean... i don't really have any on me...
Stranger: neither do i
You: i usually keep some in my bra, but it disappeared when i magically changed into this ugly gigham dress...
Stranger: 0.0 woaa
Stranger: haha i wouldint put that in my bra >_>
You: OH! well. i have to be going! the witch is writing me a message in the sky... huh... :confused:

[BlackBetty]

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: hi
Stranger: wanna eat my pussy?
You: sure :)
You: wanna suck my dick??
Stranger: yeah? ;] asl
Stranger: sure
You: 15, m, usa
Stranger: lol young
You: ASL
Stranger: 17 f usa
You: im almost 16.
Stranger: ok :]
Stranger: what do u look like
You: im hot, not to be a cocky fucker though.
Stranger: haha pic?
You: you go first.
You: where are you from?
Stranger: va

[BlackBetty]

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: hi
Stranger: asl?
You: 15, m, usa.
Stranger: 29 m affeganistan
You: o.0
Stranger: in a cave
You: YOUR ASOMA BENLODIN!
You: you blew us up!
Stranger: SON! it's OSAMA, not ASAMA
You: *OSAMA THEN!
You: is he dead yet?
Stranger: did you like the plains i made for you?
You: *planes.
Stranger: made not, send
You: yes, you fuckers blew up the most important buildings in the US
Stranger: oh yeah
You: yeah.
Stranger: Osama is next to me, do you wanna talk with he?
You: yes, i sure do.
Stranger: so what do you wanna?
You: OSAMA YOU MOTHER FUCKER!!!!
Stranger: he wish to you a merry X-mas
You: tell him we liked the early christmas present with the train bomers.
You: *bombers
Stranger: i got it
Stranger: so, what do you like in USA?
You: our freedom.
Stranger: good
You: and sex.
Stranger: my friend Osama and I. liked this
You: tell him i said im sending the army to kill his ass.
Stranger: yesterday a soldier came to caves search for us
You: really. o.0?
Stranger: but we are like super heroes
Stranger: we always win
You: sureeeeeee.............
You have disconnected.

[L]

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: hey
Stranger: oh shit
Stranger: you are so weird
Stranger: what
You: i am actually
Stranger: are u doing!
Stranger: ??
You: oh you know you like it
Stranger: Maybe you just doesn't care? or what?
Stranger: think if someone sees u?
You: now your acting weird baby
Stranger: no, you are honey :D
Stranger: wirdooo
Stranger: weirdoo*
You: you loved it last night
Stranger: <3 Stop it
Stranger: No, i pretended to.. :)
Stranger: haha
Stranger: I thought about the hot neighbour all the time :D
Stranger: Nor you , ugle shit
Stranger: not you*
You: nahh you where moaning to loud to be faking it
Stranger: no...
Stranger: i thought so much about him..
Stranger: he is hot
Stranger: haha
Stranger: you're not
You: whatever floats your boat baby lets just do it again
Stranger: thats why i have to think of him
Stranger: no... then you have to bring the neighbour too..
Stranger: we could all have fun
Stranger: haha
You: ok sure! :D
Stranger: okei, you ask him?
You: he says no... also he never wants to talk to me again...
Stranger: :O
Stranger: what about the man on the gas station, he'll be good enough'
You: he's with his girlfriend.. i guess they could both come
Stranger: no, or okei.. but we'll kill her first...
Stranger: then the three of us can have fun..
You: ho god... she's not a girl :O
You: oh*
Stranger: what?
Stranger: is he gay?
You: must be, unless there just kissing for fun
Stranger: then he can join. .D:
Stranger: :D
Stranger: all the 4
You: alright then
Stranger: oh, im looking forward to this hon :D
You: alright.. i spoke to the last guy so you ask them
Stranger: no, you have to take responsibility... You ask or nothing happens... thats the way we gonna do it Agree?
You: alright baby.. i'd do anything for you
Stranger: :)
Stranger: nice..
Stranger: What did they say?
You: erm...
You: as it turns out.. they actually where just kissing for fun
You: :(
Stranger: oh... but they can also join us for fun?
You: they where angry at me for calling them gay
Stranger: årh...
Stranger: anyone else you know of?
You: hmm... how bout your brother? he's just in the next room..
Stranger: no... omg
Stranger: incest...
Stranger: lest ask you brother
Stranger: lets*
You: i only have a sister baby
Stranger: oh..
Stranger: emm...
Stranger: lets ask...
Stranger: your collegue?
You: who.. ?
Stranger: Andrew
You: ohh
You: he's in mexico.. :(
Stranger: oh...
Stranger: james then?
You: yeah ok i'll call him.. he's not as good as andrew though..
Stranger: no, but h'll do
Stranger: he'll
Stranger: *
You: yes! he said he'd come!
Stranger: oh, nice
Stranger: can't wait :D
You: so its me, you and james... what should we do while we wait?
Stranger: dunno ... any ideas?
You: hmm...
You: how bout monopoly?
Stranger: hmm.. no
You: scrabble?
Stranger: no,,,
You: sex?
Stranger: no.,
You: cludo!?
Stranger: no...
Stranger: we can eat?
You: pizza?
Stranger: no..
Stranger: YOU!
Stranger: bye
You: bye.. ?
You: you can have my left arm
You: its squishy :3
Stranger: bye
Stranger: hon'
Stranger: not
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

(i had to remove 7 smiley faces, lol)

[Setzer]

Stranger: horny grl?
You: hi o.ò
You: nah, say the opposite
Stranger: cool
You: XD
You: I meant neither horny nor girl
Stranger: then who r u?
You: if I'm not a girl... guess :P
Stranger: okk then fuck up


god I'm laughing as hell XDDD
I love this site XD

[Ryhanna]

I love messing with people so this is so much fun for me :)

1.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hey
You: hi :)
Stranger: asl?
You: 16 F US
You: u?
Your conversational partner has disconnected. (obviously he was looking for someone a little younger/older??? eek)

2.
A little less fun, but whatever... we mainly talked about dentists and wizards...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: heyy asl:):)
You: hi
You: 17 M Aussie-strayyya
You: u?
You: Do you want to reply to that, or....?
Stranger: sorry
Stranger: haha,, 14 female england :):)
You: oh I love england haha never been there personally but I like Harry Potter :P
Stranger: haha fair enough :P
You: lol yeah, I thought so too.
You: so how are oing?
You: *going?
Stranger: haha,, good thanks you??
You: Yah, Im okay. Have the day off school because Im going to the dentist today so Im basically the happiest guy in the world :)
Stranger: ohh lucky!! haha i was at the dentist earlier :P
You: haha really? lol thats so strange! I have to get a filling for a weak tooth before I get a cavity :S I hate needles, especially in my teeth
Stranger: ?? sorry connection to internet went
You: thats okay, this chat isn't going anywhere anyway. byeeee
You have disconnected

[Ryhanna]

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hey
You: Hullo, this is ned schneably. :P
Stranger: lol
Stranger: okay ned
Stranger: i have seen school of rock by the way
Stranger: ned
Stranger: who are you the real one or jack black
You: hahaha I dont know where that came from haha I havent watched that movie in ages haha
You: both
You: :P\
Stranger: lol
Stranger: but the legend of the rent was way past due
Stranger: lol
You: READ BETWEEN THE LIINES!
You: lol
Stranger: so you think you can kick me out of the band but here is just one problem there that band is mine
Stranger: lol
Stranger: how can you kick me out of what is mine
You: hahaha I dont remember anymore of them :S lol i should wach it later
Stranger: one of my fave movies
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

[Ryhanna]

last one, just HAD to post it
it was a LOLfest for me.

You: hey
Stranger: hello
You: there
Stranger: m/f?
You: f
You: u?
Stranger: f
Stranger: i'm gay
Stranger: you?!
You: LOL just realised that said 'f u' hahahaha sorry about that
You: I'm also very lesbianish.
Stranger: ok :P haha
You: yeah hahah
You: so..... hi. ;)

[Hollywood]

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: hello there fellow brother of doom
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

crap

[Hollywood]

got another one

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hey
You: i dont get it
Stranger: what
Stranger: pussy?
Stranger: prolly not
You: fuck
Stranger: m/f?
You: no thank you
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

[Kitty Purry]

Stranger- hey I'm horny can you help!

Me- ummm no

stranger- fuck you!!!!!!!!

Your partner has disconnected

Lol

[Hollywood]

i love this site
got another one

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: i want pussy
You: me too
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

[Ryhanna]

LOL I <3 this site!!!

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: f looking for f
You: Im a hot, horny female ;)
Stranger: oh really?
You: nope

[ashley97]

You: hi
Stranger: HI 2
Stranger: ASL
Stranger: ?
You: 13 F aus
You: u?
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

[Magus]

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hi
Stranger: how are you?
You: Hello. I am a crazy bigoted Islamic Jihad-ist. And please, do not disconnect; it is impolite, you know.
You: I am fine thank you.
Stranger: what a coincidence, so am i
You: Don't lie,
Stranger: i'm not lying any more than you are
You: You think I am lying.
Stranger: i just love exploding
Stranger: it makes me feel like a hero
You: Yeah, sure.
Stranger: don't you?
You: Exploding makes me feel like Richard Dawkins.
Stranger: :)
Stranger: nice one
Connection imploded.
==============

That's a nice one, no?

Almost 20 people disconnected from this line.

"Hello. I am a crazy bigoted Islamic Jihad-ist. And please, do not disconnect; it is impolite, you know."

[DaretoFallup]

Stranger: hey
You: Welcome to hell
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Next one is really really really awkward.....okay it got really bad so nevermind

[L]

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: hey
Stranger: suck my dick plz suck my dick plz
You: hmm.. that would be rather difficult over the internet
Stranger: suck my dick plz
You: explain how that could be possible?
Stranger: show me ur skill
You: also you'd have to be gay or bi to want me to suck you off, unless your just that desperate.
You: assuming your not a transsexual, that is
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

lol..

[Alfred Pennyworth]

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: ɐʎıɥ
Stranger: hello
Stranger: what
Stranger: hey
You: ¿¿¿¿ɯɯɥ
You: ¡ıɐɥo
Stranger: from?
Stranger: where are you come from?
You: uʍopısdn sı ƃuıdʎʇ ʎɯ ʞuıɥʇ noʎ op ʎɥʍ ¡¡¡¡¡sɹɐɯ
Stranger: I don't understant
Stranger: ok bye
You: *FACEPALM*

[Peace God]

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hi
You: sup?
Stranger: Nothing much
Stranger: You?
You: nm
You: do u like mexican food?
Stranger: hm, not that really
Stranger: but yeah i like it
Stranger: why?
You: just thinking of random questions lol
You: u like chinese?
Stranger: Oh okay :D
Stranger: hm yeah;
Stranger: but i like koreans moree
You: r u korean?
Stranger: no i'm not
Stranger: are you?
You: no im black
You: u?
Stranger: oh ok
Stranger: im a filipino
You: have u had lumpias?
Stranger: yeaah
Stranger: i love lumpias
You: fuckin delicious :)
Stranger: i know right
Stranger: Omg, you know it?
You: yeah i had a filipino friend in middle shcool and his mom always made lumpias...yum
...
*awkward pause*
...
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

[Malcolm Tucker]

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hi
You: Hey :)
Stranger: how r u
You: I am good, sore but good otherwise :) you?
Stranger: i m gud 2
Stranger: where vr u8 frmn
Stranger: oops
Stranger: where u frm?
You: Ireland, you?
Stranger: ok
Stranger: i m from pakistan
Stranger: i have drunk 3 much vodjka
Stranger: sorry
You: Oh lovely
Stranger: ok
Stranger: r u mor f
You: Male
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

[Scarface]

You: hi
Stranger: hi
You: What's up?
Stranger: just fine
Stranger: are you?
You: Yeah I'm good
Stranger: ok
Stranger: where do you live?
You: Florida. You?
Stranger: canada
You: Hm. Cool
Stranger: how old?
You: Yeah. There are a lot of canadians here
You: 17 you?
Stranger: 20
Stranger: male?
You: Yes
Stranger: fine
You: Do you know what fine means?
Stranger: well?
Stranger: saying me
You: F:fucked up
You: I:insecure
You: N:nerotic
You: E:emotional
You: ;p;
Stranger: hahaha~
Stranger: you are too wit
You: Yeah sometime you have to make a joke of things
Stranger: : ))
You: :D
Stranger: thanks.. lol
You: Yeah, You learn something new everyday
Stranger: are you?
You: Am I what?
Stranger: did you learn?
You: No. =You learn something new everyday Is what I meant
You: So do you work?
Stranger: no .. i am student..
Stranger: ?
Stranger: are you>
You: I work
Stranger: really?
You: Yes
Stranger: what is your job?
You: I have 2 jobs
Stranger: what is it?
You: I work at a restarant and In retail
Stranger: can i asking about retail?
Stranger: cause i got interesting about retail
You: Sure
Stranger: what is your treatment?
You: Treatment for what?
Stranger: no.. your selling product~
Stranger: cloth
Stranger: or shoes
Stranger: what is the product that you sail
You: Pretty much everything I specialize In shoes though
Stranger: do you sailing them by the internet shop?
Stranger: or man to man?
You: No I sell them at a store
You: man to man
Stranger: really?
Stranger: didn;t hard?
You: No not at all I am a good salesman. I have worked a few jobs
You: So I have a little experience
Stranger: ah... good...
Stranger: can i ask about your monthly pay
Stranger: ?
You: Sure I get paid 1000 a month from Retail because I am a floor manager
Stranger: what is the floor manager?
Stranger: shop manager?
You: It Is a supervisor
You: Not quite
You: Just of 2 departments
Stranger: oh.... you are great~...
You: Yeah
Stranger: where do you getting product?
You: i get them from other department stores and designers
Stranger: how many low to their product?.
You: ?
Stranger: getting price..
Stranger: for example/
Stranger: you getting them price a 10
Stranger: and you selling them 20 or 30
You: That's the designer's and manager's job I just stock put them out and make sure the other associates do their job
Stranger: ah... ok understadning your job...
You: Yeah
What a whack job

[Malcolm Tucker]

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hi
You: Hiii!
Stranger: asl
You: 17, M, Ireland. you?
Stranger: 16,m,usa...Dont disconnect ....i'm not gay
Stranger: Can i ask u
Stranger: Do u know any porn site
You: LOL You're asking the wrong person, I AM gay :P
You: Try asking Google??
Stranger: suck my cock
You: No thank you.
You: :)
Stranger: stick u cock in my ass
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
~~~
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hey
Stranger: asl
You: Hii
You: 17, M, Ireland
You: you?
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

[[[chickaroo92]]]

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

You: [WARNING: Omegle™ is required under United States Federal Law to inform you that the IP of the person whom you are chatting with is linked to a registered sex offender. Omegle™ encourages you to consider this when giving out personal information. The stranger can not see this message.]

Stranger: hey person who obviously sent that

You: sent what?

Stranger: shhhh, ive had many people do that

You: done what?

You: What you on about?

You: Are you like from the loony bin or something?

Stranger: YOOOOOOOOOU GOOD SIR ARE A LAME EXCUSE FOR A FAKE SEX OFFENDER

Stranger: im the one from the loony bin?

Stranger: you're the one pretending to be a sex offender

You: Huh?

Stranger: uhuh

You: I have no fucking clue what you're talking about

Stranger: i think you're gay

Stranger: want to come over and we'll roooooooot

You: I'm straight, actually.

Stranger: me too

Stranger: makes it better

You: I'm a female.

Stranger: so am i

You: I like dicks, sorry.

Stranger: i do too

You: Awesome.

Stranger: you're so boring

You: so are you.

Stranger: no i mean like.. ive had boring people

Stranger: but shit you top the list

You: I bet your boyfriend plays COD to get away from you.

Stranger: i bet you dont even have a boyfriend

You: I do.

Stranger: bet he

You: Hes a lot better than you'll ever be.

Stranger: is ugly as hell

You: Nope

You: hes hotter than hell.

Stranger: yeah bet he's fat like you

Stranger: THAT IS THE GAYEST THING EVER

You: I ain't fat.

Stranger: i bet he cheats on you

You: he doesnt.

Stranger: how do you know

You: I bet you're so FAT. that if you were yellow, people would say "taxi!"

You: *wore

Stranger: ...psht

Stranger: you're so dumb you tripped over a cordless phone

You: yo momma so fat, that she ate the whole frig

Stranger: you're so dumb you tried to drown a fish in water

You: Nawh

You: that was you

Stranger: ..yeah ok

Stranger: bye loser, go have fun having sweaty fat people sex with your ugly boyfriend

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

LOL. This was just EPIC.

[Malcolm Tucker]

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hi
You: hi
Stranger: horny?
You: yes
You: I'm a unicorn
You: so naturally...
Stranger: ok sex talk?
You: not unless you're a unicorn. I've been looking for one since Noah fucking left us on the shore...
You: getting a tad tedious
Stranger: ur a fucking wierdo
You: says the person who asks straight out if im "horny?"
You: Yes....I am the weirdo here....
You: :)
Stranger: yes you are
Stranger: being horny is natural
Stranger: GET FUCKING LOST YOU FREAK
You: I cant. I know full well my location
You: But allow me to assist you in that endeavor.
You have disconnected.
~
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: m/f?
You: m
You: but acts like a f
Stranger: nice
You: mmhmm
Stranger: give me head?
You: Of course....not
Stranger: okay
You: it's probs not big enough anyway
You: xD
You: go on
You: disconnect :)
Stranger: nah
You: oh fine then...leave EVERYTHING to me...want ME to give head...want ME to disconnect....ugh >.>
You have disconnected.

[Jagster]

Stranger: hey
You: Curses. You again...
Stranger: I actually don't think so
Stranger: but okay~
You: I got a dime.. for two nipples
Stranger: ummm.....
Stranger: you're weird
You: did I mention I'm wanking right now?
You: I should mention that I'm a teacher
Stranger: omg that's hot
Stranger: didn't that catch you off guard
HAHAHA
You: thats it
You: *throws you in a rocket with popcorn kernals bound for the sun*

[Jagster]

Ok... I guess the reason for a double post on this one is because it's funny as hell. I made him seem baffled.

Stranger: pokemon duel?
You: So, I walk in to a bar and ask the bartender for a drink. He starts throwing cups at me... I wank off in them.
You: lolwut
Stranger: lets have a pokemon duel
Stranger: im a beast
You: I'm still training
Stranger: i hav a lvl 1 rayquaza
Stranger: HAXD ftw =)
You: HAXD is what I did to your mom in bed last night
Stranger: damn rite
Stranger: i 10 prestiged ur mom last nite
Stranger: wewt
You: you did it in bed with your grandmother?
Stranger: oh shit dad????
Stranger: ummm.....
Stranger: i mean i joined 10th prestige lobby
Stranger: on her gamertag
Stranger: thats all that happend
You: yeah, that's what I thought you said

[L]

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: hey
Stranger: IDENTIFY YOURSELF
You: Jeremy
Stranger: JE-RE-MY
Stranger: YOU ARE AN EN-E-MY OF THE DA-LEKS
You: sorry about that
Stranger: DA-LEKS DO NOT ACC-EPT A-PO-LO-GIES
You: what do you wan't, a hug? :P
Stranger: WHAT IS A HUG?
Stranger: I-DENT-I-FY
You: its where two people wrap their arms around each other as a sign of affection for one another
Stranger: EM-O-TIONS MAKE YOU WEAK
Stranger: AND DA-LEKS DO NOT HAVE ARMS
You: some emotions do
You: others make you strong
You: like hate
Stranger: HATE? DA-LEKS ARE BORN TO HATE
You: great, you have an emotion then
Stranger: WE HATE THE DOC-TOR
Stranger: WE HATE THE TIME-LORDS
Stranger: WE HATE ALL WHO ARE NOT DA-LEK
You: i'd love to become one, but that would be rather difficult
Stranger: THEN YOU WILL BE EX-TERM-I-NAT-ED
You: aww
Stranger: DA-LEKS ARE SU-PREME
Stranger: EX-TERM-I-NATE!!!
You: why do you always have to be that way in bed? one night you love me, the next morning, its exterminate this, hate that
Stranger: *shoots laser*
Stranger: DAMN, I DID NOT HIT
Stranger: AND YOU HAVE NO RIGHT TO SPEAK
You: sorry, i'll stop
Stranger: YOU NE-VER TALK TO ME ANY-MORE
Stranger: WHY CAN'T WE JUST TALK TO EACH OTH-ER?
You: because every time we talk you try to shoot me with that damn lazer
You: but i know you miss on purpose
Stranger: I JUST WANT US TO CON-NECT AG-AIN
Stranger: WE ARE DRIFT-ING A-PART
You: how can we connect without you trying to exterminate me after every second sentence!? why can't we talk? your asking ME that!?
You: i'd rather not die. its part of my instincts
Stranger: PER-HAPS YOU ARE CORR-ECT
Stranger: COULD IT BE I'VE BEEN WRONG ALL THIS TIME?
You: oh don't beat yourself up.. i know you where only doing what you thought was right
Stranger: I AM SO-RRY
You: me too
Stranger: PER-HAPS WE COULD SEE A MO-VIE SOME-TIME?
You: which one did you want to see?
Stranger: I HAVE HEARD THAT DATE NIGHT IS EX-TREME-LY FUN-NY
You: yeah, i'd like to see that too
You: although will they let you in? i think the movies usually tends to be human-only
Stranger: THE HU-MANS WILL PER-MIT ME ENT-RANCE OR THEY WILL BE EX-TERM-I-NAT-ED!
You: thats what i love about you.. <3
You: hey, maybe you can get us cheaper tickets that way too!
Stranger: THAT IS A GOOD I-DE-A!
Stranger: I LIKE HOW YOU THINK
You: what do you wan't to get up to... after the movies over?
Stranger: FIND THE DOC-TOR AND EX-TERM-I-NATE HIM!
You: theres a good idea.. its not like all your efforts are going to go to complete and utter waste or anything.
Stranger: DO I DE-TECT SAR-CA-SM?
You: well you've never touched him before.. i just don't want you to end up dead
Stranger: THANK YOU FOR WOR-RY-ING A-BOUT ME
Stranger: EX-TERM-I-NAT-ING THE DOC-TOR CAN WAIT
Stranger: AFT-ER THE MO-VIE WE COULD GO BACK HOME AND JUST CUD-DLE
You: that sounds great
You: but.. tomorrow morning, how will i know you wont be back to your old self again?
Stranger: WHO MUST I EX-TERM-I-NATE TO PROVE MY-SELF TO YOU?
Stranger: I CAN-NOT PRO-MISE WE WILL NE-VER FIGHT
Stranger: BUT I CAN PRO-MISE THAT AT THE END OF THE DAY, THIS DA-LEK WILL BE YOURS FOR-EV-ER
You: wow, thats so sweet
You: now don't i remember someone saying "EM-O-TIONS MAKE YOU WEAK" before? do you still think that now?
Stranger: I DO NOT
Stranger: YOU HAVE CHANGED MY MIND
You: my work is done here
You have disconnected.

[L]

Stranger: hello there little boy
You: hello :)
You: i don't know what to refer to you as.. :P
Stranger: Call me "That Guy"
You: hello that guy :)
Stranger: Do you have a sister?
You: two
Stranger: Have you ever fucked them?
You: no, i can't say i have :/
Stranger: ah, too bad then
Stranger: Can I?
You: sure, go ahead
You: gl finding them :P
Stranger: Sweet!
Stranger: Where do they live?
Stranger: (address please)
You: hey, i said you could fuck them, but you gotta find em first, lol
Stranger: -_- If I wanted to waste that much energy, I would use cheezy pick up lines on local girls
You: so you'd rather fuck some randoms sister?
Stranger: Yes
You: stick to the pickup lines :P
Stranger: CHEEZY pickuplines
You: how about "screw the pick-up line, you wanna fuck?" O.o
Stranger: That's pretty cheezy
Stranger: :)
You: lol
You: whats not cheesy then?
Stranger: No I like cheezy
You: then go ahead and do it
Stranger: Screw the conversation; let's cyber-fuck
You: your bi or gay?
Stranger: Bi, gay, and straight!
You: thats not possible :P
Stranger: Your mom isn't possible!
You: yes she is. i saw her about 10 minutes ago
Stranger: Well...I
Stranger: FUCK YOU
You: lol...
Stranger: FUCk YOU IN THE ASS WiTh A SANDPAPER CONDOMN!
You: ohh, you like it rough do you? ;)
Stranger: quiete
You: what degree of sand paper? because i think i could handle anything above 200
You: ?
Stranger: 435348493048189348893494384903284903289384103840932840234832409328304 *10^-3841734817347138473847384738
You: thats smoother then paper. O.o
You: impossibly smooth, lol
You: oh your so sweet. :D
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

[Malcolm Tucker]

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hola
Stranger: how r u
You: hola
You: I am very good tonight thank you (: yourself?
Stranger: im good too
You: That's good to hear :
You: :)
You: Do you know what you wanna talk about?
Stranger: nope
Stranger: u
You: No? Shame.
You: You ALWAYS come prepared
You: Amateurs
You have disconnected.

[starbrite5]

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: Hi!
Stranger: hiya(:
You: How's it going?
Stranger: not too bad
Stranger: yourself?
You: I'm okay, thanks.
You: Wanna join my cult?
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

I lost this awesome one I had where I told this 11 year-old kid I was a cougar, but he thought I was lying. So in order to prove I wasn't lying, I had to define "erection." Then when I pointed out that wouldn't indicate if I were telling the truth, he disconnected.

[Mynamebekim]

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hi
You: Im in your house eatin your food
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

[LoveMe_HateMe]

ahaha :') some of these a pissing funny... i'll have to copy and paste some of my next ones :')

[starbrite5]

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: WHERE IS ZOG?
You: In the forest in a re and white striped shirt. You must find him.
You: *red
You: Like Waldo.
Stranger: damn but i cant or else Chuck Norris will get him!
You: Chuck Norris could get you just for talking about it.
Stranger: good point...... *dies*
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

[John Marston]

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hi
You: why hello there
Stranger: boring..
You: what is
You: me?
Stranger: i feel boring..
You: why
You: are you not doing anything
Stranger: yes..i don't know what to do..
You: wow im typng in a weird context/syntax
You: you should poke badgers with spoons
You: thats always fun
Stranger: a ..
You: Well you could always play an online game
Stranger: my english is poor..
You: or go on youtube
You: your english seems fine
You: where are you from
Stranger: china..i have to study..
You: thats sux
Stranger: what;s.sux
You: sucks
Stranger: i think it is good
Stranger: so great
You: why?
Stranger: i like it..but i want to liave it..
You: what do you mean leave it???
You: do you mean you want to stop right now
You: stop doing it i mean
Stranger: maybe..
You: lol
Stranger: ..i'm so sad..
You: why?
Stranger: the world is too dark.
You: depending on where you look
Stranger: maybe..
Stranger: where're you?
You: If you look at BP's oil 'spill' then yes it is a fucking shit hole
You: because thats going to fuck our ecosystem up the arse so hard it will be deformed and never be able to return to normal in the next 4 generations
You: im guessing
You: you still there
You: or are you leaving me to ramble
Your conversational partner has disconnected.


XDDDDDDD what a fail chat

[John Marston]

This one is better.

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: Oh hai thea
You: Do you like purple flowers?
Stranger: hi
You: I think they're great
Stranger: yes
You: but not as great as shovel flowers4
Stranger: where are you from??
You: Could i ask you a query question?
You: im from new zeland
You: zealand*
Stranger: m/f
You: male
You: is this conversation over??
Your conversational partner has disconnected.


XDDDDD again

[deadpie]

You: hai
Stranger: how are you
You: good, how are you?
Stranger: HEIL HITLER
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IMMORTAL LEADER
OF OUR RACE
You: personally i was more a fan of Rasputing, but sure
You: Rasputin*
You have disconnected.

[SlightlySane]

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: I found it!
Stranger: found what..?
You: oh, so you didn't want it back?
Stranger: hmm
Stranger: im confused..
You: Oh well I'll tell him I just couldn't find you then
Stranger: ok bye?
You: He'll be sad :(
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

________________________________________

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: my penis ran away :'(
Stranger: sorry
Stranger: oh
Stranger: i think i found it
You: will you tell him to come home and that I'm sorry
Stranger: WHAT DID U DO TO HIM?
Stranger: he seems upset
You: We got in a fight :(
Stranger: oh
Stranger: about....?
You: he is scared of vaginas and I told him to man up
Stranger: well
Stranger: you know
Stranger: ur right
Stranger: how could u reproduce
Stranger: ?
You: I don't know but I feel so bad for hurting his feelings :(
Stranger: ur penis wants to kill us humanoids
Stranger: he says he'll be back
Stranger: but he needs time on his own
You: oh... I understand...
You: tell him that John misses him... he might come back then
Stranger: i know someone named john
Stranger: thats cool
Stranger: he said he'll be back monday
You: ok.... :( john's going to miss playing with him this saturday night :/
Stranger: john
Stranger: tmu
Stranger: but thanks
You: tmu?
Stranger: i meant tmi
Stranger: its late
You: oh well... I just was trying to get him to come back
Stranger: its ok i understand john
Stranger: i guess men just need a penis friend
You: yeah.... sigh... I'll go tell john he won't be back tonight :/
Stranger: wait
Stranger: rnt u john?
You: no
You: I'm mike
Stranger: oh hi mike
You: hi
Stranger: whose john?
You: my boyfriend
Stranger: oh
Stranger: cool
You: yeah.. he is mad at me for being mean to my penis and making him run away... I hope he doesn't break up with me :(
Stranger: mhm
Stranger: im confused mike/john/penis
You: John still has his penis, he is nice to his... I was mean to mine and it ran away
Stranger: oh
Stranger: well
Stranger: be nicer
You: I will I promise
Stranger: okii
You: well I have to go, tell him I'm sorry
You: also he likes to be stoken each night
You: stroked*
Stranger: well
Stranger: he just left
Stranger: hes on his way
You: oh ok, thank you
Stranger: bye mike
You: bye
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

[Malcolm Tucker]

Stranger: BZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ ZZZZZZZZZZZZ
You: OMG
You: YOU AGAIN
Stranger: BZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ ZZZZZZZZZZZZ
Stranger: BZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ ZZZZZZZZZZZZ
Stranger: BZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ ZZZZZZZZZZZZ
You: *squishes bee*
You: Take that bitch.
You: Win.

[AgusCO]

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: Welcome Agent 319, you have been activated.
Stranger: Follow everything this message says exactly and you will have an easy transmission.
Stranger: Are you ready for your orders? Reply YES/NO.
You: YES
Stranger: Go into your fridge and bring back a bottle of ketchup. Reply DOXAN when you have completed this.
You: *Unavailable to comply with order given.No ketchup found in the fridge of sentence's subject*
Stranger: I understand Agent 319. You can use shampoo as a replacement. Bring back some shampoo. When you have completed this reply HULIX.
You: [ERROR.A venemous spider was found on the shampoo bottle. Spider represents a threat to human.The laws of robotic have been violated.IMMINENT FAILURE]
Stranger: You are lying to me Agent 319. You must comply with your orders or you will be terminated.
You: [Monarch Programming Operation starting]
You: You will be now be diassociated of your present being via electro-shock and sensatory depravation
You: Please, make no attempt to resist it.
Stranger: Executing termination process. [99EXG9FFD8THR573THE3THT3TNG395XXX]
Stranger: /////////////////////////////////\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\
Stranger: \/\/\/\/\\///\/\///\/\//\/\//\/\/////\//\/\\\/\\\/\/\/\/\/\\/\\/\/\\/\/\\\/\/\\\\\/\/\//\
Stranger: WARNING | WARNING| WARNING| OVERLOAD INTACT!
You: [DELETING DATABASE]
Stranger: [Database cannot be deleted. Database is currently deleted]
You: [SECURITY STANDARS LOWERED]
You: [INFECTING]
Stranger: [EXECUTING PROJECT HOLDMANSPILLTHEOIL]
Stranger: *1 RANDOM BP OIL RIG HAS BEEN DESTROYED*
Stranger: [BEGIN OIL SPILL PROCESS]
You: [RE-UPLOADING BOXXY VIDEOS TO THE INTERNET]
You: [OVERLOADING /b/ SERVER WITH BOXXY'S IMAGE]
You: [STARTING INTERNET WAR]
Stranger: WOW you f****** nerd!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
You: LOL
Stranger: im jk ;)
You: lol
You: This was so random-y
Stranger: have a good day Agent 319. This conversation has been logged for purposes of future testing. GLaDOS has now been terminated.
Stranger: -----__________________________

[lxl]

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: asl
You: 73 trans in guatamala
You: you?
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

[John Marston]

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: ruff
Stranger: hi
Stranger: zoro
You: woof
Stranger: nami
You: ruff ruff
Stranger: ash ash
You: woof
Stranger: pikachu pikachu
Stranger: ussop
You: ruff
Stranger: ruff ruff ruff
You: your fucking immature
You have disconnected

[Sugaree]

Stranger: hello hello baby you called I can't hear a thing
hello hello baby you called I can't hear a thing
hello hello baby you called I can't hear a thing
hello hello baby you called I can't hear a thing
hello hello baby you called I can't hear a thing
hello hello baby you called I can't hear a thing
lady gaga !
lady gaga hello
answer me !



You: FUCK YEAH! RADIOHEAD IS AWESOME!

[Awesome]

Omg this is fun! Here's my chat.

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hi
You: i like cookies
You: do you
Stranger: yesireebob
You: yes thank you
You: you are not an alien
Stranger: aliens love cookies..
Stranger: thats why they came to roswell
Stranger: for the snickerdoodles
You: good point
You: i dont like snickerdoodles
Stranger: :O
You: surprised?
Stranger: yes, I'm surprise you have no soul
Stranger: *surprised
You: for snickerdoodles i dont
Stranger: YOUR DEAD TO ME
Your conversational partner has disconnected.



You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hey.
Stranger: are you a sex offender?
You: no, im a cookie offender
Stranger: damn.
Stranger: i want to be molested.
You: odd request
Stranger: i know.
Stranger: no one has given me the pleasure yet.
You: i will give you the pleasure of eating a cookie
Stranger: i don't want that.
You: *hands you a cookie*
Stranger: but will you shove that cookie up my ass?
You: if it pleasures you
Stranger: yes!
You: what type of cookie?
Stranger: what do you have?
You: choc chip, peanuts, snickerdoodlers and cum flavored
Stranger: hmmm....
Stranger: cum flavored please...
You: okay, beaware i can only make 5 an hour
Stranger: i suppose i'll be content with what i have.
Stranger: hit me.
Stranger: slap me hard.
You: where?
You: where should i slap you?
You: hello?
You: Come back stranger!!!!!
You have disconnected.

He didnt respond for awhile so I left

[skinny_white_boy]

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: hola
Stranger: hola que tal
Stranger: caliente?
You: si haha im bad at spanish
Stranger: caliente means horny?
You: i thought it ment hot?
Stranger: yeah it does
Stranger: also
You: ohh well im both
Stranger: hot n horny
You: si haha m/f?
Stranger: m
You: same. you bi or gay?
Stranger: nah, would be fun to try sometime when im older
You: really how old are you?
Stranger: 23
You: isnt that old enough?
Stranger: yeah I guess, but I think im not that mattured in my head yet to be able to like it. I would only get nervous
Stranger: Ive barely knows how to fuck ladies
You: ohhh ever fuck a lady tho?
Stranger: yeah lots
Stranger: but not proper
Stranger: out of 20 I might have orgasmed 2
You: sloppy eh?
Stranger: sloppy what?
You: were they sloppy?
Stranger: no god no
Stranger: maybe some
Stranger: but far from all
Stranger: some where a bit to wet though
Stranger: but i dont mind
Stranger: just stains
You: ohh yea gotcha
Stranger: u fuck boys o girls
You: girl once thats it but im only 15 soo
Stranger: oh I see
Stranger: here in sweden its legal to fuck when youre 15
You: yea
You: what!? never heard such thing
Stranger: some countries u have to be 18 to fuck, but here its 15
You: maybe there is a law but idk
Stranger: im gonna watch some porn now, but you take care,
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
--------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: heyy asl? :)
Stranger: instead of waste your time and mine chatting to someone we can't see, I am female, 30 y/o looking for an ordinray guy(not some freak) to meet every 6th weekend for romance and possibly a little more, or at least someone to chat with online. I have met two guys on here already and we had sex, but that was all. If you want to see some pics of me, and leanr a little about me, please go to my blog lovelexa3.tumblr.com.. I also have sexier pics(but obviously not in public view), go to my dating site profile and leave me a message, then I can give you my IM to talk :)

Stranger: I wasn't planning on being on omegle for long so ima get off, hopefully talk to you later, byee :)
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

she exited before i could talk...

[John Marston]

i know bout that. it happened to me quite a bit wen i was on there last.

[TheFame]

LOOOOOOOOL MINE WAS FUN!



You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: Hi, send me a pic to masturbate over...since that's what we're all here for, right?
You: UM EW
You: No im not here for masturbating to a stranger
Stranger: sarcasm...
You: Oh
You: Lol
You: Ya your prolly saying sarcasm now because of my reaction
Stranger: its true though, i mean everyone i talk to is a horny guy
You: But if i said "Sure" You would of wanted it
Stranger: no because im a guy here for a chat, and all i get is horny guys
Stranger: only way i can get a convo is to pretend im a horny teenage girl
You: LOL
You: Wtf is with the world :/
You: YO I HAVE AN IDEA
You: Instead of masturbating
You: LETS DANCE
You: *Moves right foot*
You: *Shakes left hand*
Stranger: what song is playing?
You: *twitches body*
You: Just dance by lady gaga
Stranger: oh god
Stranger: i want to kill her
You: Dun dun dun dun dun dun dun RED ONE...KONVICT GAGA....Ohh eh ohh
You: I had a little bit to much
You: WIAT
You: SHES TALENTED .
You: SHES THE MOST TALENTED MAINSTREAM ATRITST THERE IS.
You: (:
Stranger: hardly
You: Ugh.
You: Would you like a youtue link?\
You: Of her work?
You: On the paino?
You: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NM51qOpwcIM
You: There
You: She made the piano peice and the song herself ^.^
Stranger: seen it...her music really isn't that great
You: :OOOOOOOOOOOOO
You: This convorstation ends now. Your opinion is not needed.
You have disconnected.

[Fruit_Tart.]

all of my convos end up with them disconnecting. :/ horrible.

[[[chickaroo92]]]

Omegle: Where people come to sex congregate >.<

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

You: Hey there

Stranger: hi(:

You: who the hell are you?

Stranger: uh

Stranger: melanie

You: O

You: Hi :)

Stranger: hey(:

Stranger: how are you?

You: Great..... OMIGAWD. remember that day?

Stranger: um.

Stranger: no.

Stranger: oh wait

Stranger: yeah i do

You: where you and me and like Joe were at Sam's pool?

Stranger: im never going near a tuba AGAIN

Stranger: yeah

Stranger: it was terrifying

You: I know!

You: and Joe tried kissing me.... ewww!

Stranger: i always knew there was something wrong with tuba players

Stranger: yupp

Stranger: i was so sorry for you

You: absolutely horrifing.

Stranger: yes indeed

You: how come u didnt stop it? lol ;)

Stranger: well remember sam was trying to kiss me too so there was only so much i could do

You: Oh yeah

You: but, you liked him, didnt you?

Stranger: well for a little while, until he practically assulted me

Stranger: *assaulted

You: dude, you are like a sex goddess though, lmfao. but still... thats naaaasty!

Stranger: a sex goddess? hahahah

Stranger: yepp

You: Anyway, we shouldnt have to meet again on omegle! thats just whacked. Keep in touch through email, yah?

Stranger: haha well

Stranger: i would

Stranger: but

Stranger: i dont wanna be stalked by some strange man

Stranger: who probably just wants to see my boobs

You: I hate those kind of people

Stranger: yes im sure

Stranger: bye(:
Your conversational partner has disconnected

[Teenage Art]

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: are you from anythingdisney?
You: Yes, baby :)
Stranger: sweet
You: I know!
Stranger: screenname?
You: Umm, Disney Guys.
Stranger: aww.. fail
Stranger: :(
You: Lol!
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

That was some conversation :|

[suprise]

Stranger: hej :)
You: hola
You: hows life?

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

[Hatsune Miku]

You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

Stranger: female 18 aus
You: aus as in austria or australia?
Stranger: australia
You: i see
You: it is all clear now
Stranger: were u from
You: oh, here and there
You: and everywhere
You: and no-where
You: o.O
Stranger: ok then wot country u from???????
You: is that really the important question here?
Stranger: ok then asl
You: how about ‘how may i help you’? or ‘are your socks on fire’?
Stranger: wtf are u alright in the head
You: is anyone alright in the head?
You: my head feels perfectly fine
Stranger: i see ur playing mind games well how this one grab ya fuck off
You: except for this one twitch that causes me to lose my temper…
You: grab ya fuck off?
You: i have never heard such a question before
Stranger: ur a fuckin retard and u should not be aloud near a computer and learn to read
You: you, my dear, should learn to spell
You: it may come in handy one day
Stranger: how long did it take you to think that one up genius????
You: not as long as it took you to think that reply
You: i didn’t need to wind my brain up before thinking
Stranger: so should we start this conversation again smart arse
You: but the question is, do YOU?
You: does anyone?
Stranger: GGRRRRHH wtf is wrong with u
You: nothing at all
You: i am simply engaging in polite conversation
Stranger: u should engage in throwing yourself off a cliff
You: i might try that one day
You: i mean, after talking to you for a considerable amount of time i couldn’t see how anyone wouldn’t want to
You: hurry up, i’m aging here
Stranger: i figured it out ur a nerd who has nothing better to do then sit a home and play little mind with people u dont and u get a kick out of it cuz u have no friends
You: oh really?
You: how presumptuous of you
Stranger: 48124861482475698/42685141865684265245858421
Stranger: 55185651
Stranger: 555259585
Stranger: 148232482
Stranger: 25421325
Stranger: 15542142258
You: ah, good one!
You: i love that joke
Stranger: 00000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000 00000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000 000000000000000000000000000000000000000
Stranger: 0000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000
Stranger: 0000000000000000000000000
Stranger: .000000000000000514545318465.
You: are you having a fit?
You: should i call an ambulance?!
Stranger: go and die in a hole u wont be missed c ya
You: :)
You: die in a hole?
You: but i don’t like holes
You: they’re all holey
Stranger: welll u could try my other idea and dive off a cliff
You: i’d prefer not to
You: any other suggestions?
You: really, how long does it take you to type a sentence?
Stranger: jump in front of a train maybe?? i dont know cut ur wrist or something
You: do you only have one finger?
Stranger: sorry i dont sit on the computer all day and practise typing all day like u
You: so then why are you on here all day then all day?
Stranger: i think u need to see a doctor
You: and i have enough brain cells to figure out a proper sentence and not repeat myself
You: i am a doctor
Stranger: get fucked
You: ooh, yes please
You: what, no witty reply?
Stranger: your a spastic that has too muck time on there hands
You: yes i do have too muck time on my hands
Stranger: hahahaha knew u would do that u sad cunt
You: well learn to spell properly and i wouldn’t have to resort to that
Stranger: correct me i made that mistake on purpose
You: by jove, i think there’s some life in her head after all!
Stranger: so get a life u sad fuck and get some friends to
You: you used the wrong ‘to’
You: do you have friends?
Stranger: c ya spastic

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

He's mad.

[Suicune]

So...18 year olds in Australia type like: "00000001219021920192012910291029120192012901?"

Oh people and their internet speak.

[Amnesiac]

They should rename Omegle to Trollmegle.

[Scooby Dooby Drew]

pff, Omegle, I always just go on there and pretend to be a girl and troll the loser guys looking to cyber 8D
They should rename Omegle to Trollmegle.
I love you so much for saying this XDDDDD

[Kahn]

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Official messages from Omegle will not be sent with the label 'Stranger:'. Strangers claiming to represent Omegle are lying.
Stranger: gay?
You: u kno it
Stranger: ??
Stranger: asl?
You: You first :)
Stranger: m18
Stranger: u?
You: Where you from?
Stranger: uk
You: I'M FROM THERE TOO! :D
You: What part?
Stranger: manchester
You: Are you fucking with me?
Stranger: u want 2 so a roleplay chat?
Stranger: u can f me?
You: No, no.
You: I want to have a nice friendly conversation.
You: You won't insult me though will you?
Stranger: no
You: I'm scared of angry words.
Stranger: cmon for fun
You: FOR FUN?
Stranger: no baby
You: I like to kill people for fun.
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

He's mad.

[[[chickaroo92]]]

There's already a thread like this, in the arcade.

[Hatsune Miku]

];1043439']There's already a thread like this, in the arcade.

I realize that, but this was so epic it needed it's own thread.

[Scarface]

I realize that, but this was so epic it needed it's own thread.

Or you could have posted it here (http://www.virtualteen.org/forums/showthread.php?t=42433&highlight=Omegle) Merged

[Hatsune Miku]

Oh you.

Also, not locked.

[Syvelocin]

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Official messages from Omegle will not be sent with the label 'Stranger:'. Strangers claiming to represent Omegle are lying.
You: Bring me a shrubbery!
Stranger: k asl
You: Lol, 18/f/uk
Stranger: m/19/cali/u.s
You: Cool
Stranger: yeah soo wuts up
You: Uh, not much
Stranger: im a little horny u ?
You: I'm engaged :P
Stranger: got any pics?
You: Yeah, none of which are nude though, which is probably what you're looking for
Stranger: no just normal pics
You: Wow. Okay then XD
Stranger: im not that guy who pulls 1 2 some1 u domt no
Stranger: :p
You: No, just on Omegle, I automatically assume it
Stranger: u can bleibve wut u want
You: No, I believe you, it's just that most guys who aren't here to hold a conversation want to cyber =P
Stranger: ya weirdos
You: =P
Stranger: u sound really pretty/
You: Aww, thank you :)
Stranger: :p
Stranger: ccan i see ur pics jst 2 see u
You: Yeah, sure
You: [pic]
Stranger: OMG ur soooo HOT!
You: Lol, thanks :)
Stranger: haha like WOW
You: Heheh
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

I have feeling he disconnected to go jack off to the picture. Just a feeling. I thought I would humour him for a while, then he logs off so abruptly.

Also, no one has gotten my Monty Python references in my Omegle chats. These random strangers are deprived.

[UnknownError]

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Official messages from Omegle will not be sent with the label 'Stranger:'. Strangers claiming to represent Omegle are lying.
You: Hey
Stranger: M/F
Stranger: M/F
Stranger: [email protected]!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
You: Malee
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Official messages from Omegle will not be sent with the label 'Stranger:'. Strangers claiming to represent Omegle are lying.
You: asl?
Stranger: do you speak serbian ?
You: Is that like snake language?
You: Hellooo?
You: ...
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Official messages from Omegle will not be sent with the label 'Stranger:'. Strangers claiming to represent Omegle are lying.
You: asl?
Stranger: do you speak serbian ?
You: OMFG!
You: You again?
Stranger: hahahha
Stranger: really >
Stranger: ?
You: :$
You: Is serbian snake language? :L
Stranger: no :P why ?
Stranger: :D
You: It sounds like it
Stranger: hahahahah
Stranger: xD
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Official messages from Omegle will not be sent with the label 'Stranger:'. Strangers claiming to represent Omegle are lying.
Stranger: hi
You: Hi
You: M/F?
Stranger: asl?
You: 57, Male, Texas
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Official messages from Omegle will not be sent with the label 'Stranger:'. Strangers claiming to represent Omegle are lying.
You: Hi
Stranger: horney male here looking for a female :P
You: Im 57, Male and I want to see a picture of you
You: :D
Stranger: okay
You: I love children, I keep the neighbours kids in a cage
Stranger: [Link]
You: I thought you were male
Stranger: oh woops i mean female
You: I KNOW WHERE U LIVE NOW LITTLE GIRL!
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

[closed]

"You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Official messages from Omegle will not be sent with the label 'Stranger:'. Strangers claiming to represent Omegle are lying.
You: hello
Stranger: Heyy
You: how are you?
Stranger: Asl?
You: what?
Stranger: Where are u from?
You: Canada
Stranger: Oh cool i'm from uk
You: that is nice
Stranger: Are u a dude?
You: i am a female
Stranger: Oh i'm a guy:)
You: really? how nice, how old are you?
Stranger: I'm 18
You: just my taste
Stranger: Haha how old are u?
You: i turned 65 last week
Stranger:and how am i just your taste if you are 65 yrs old?
You: i just... i like younger people, like yourself
You: (my husband doesn't know i'm talking to you right now)
Stranger: Okay:D well i'm a college student starting my first year
You: really? congreatulations!
You: how do you look like?
Stranger: Erm i am quite tall and i am leanly muscular?
You: that is great!
You: what does ":D" means?
Stranger: It just means a smiley face
You: oh... then i guess ":D"
Your conversational partner has disconnected"

[brightY]

hello

[The LOLer]

You: Hey
Stranger: Hey'
You: hey how r u
Stranger: I'm well
You: Im doing fine
Stranger: Except for the fact that i'll be taking a test on everything that has ever happened in 9 days
You: wha
Stranger: AP World ;_;
You: Boooooo
Stranger: ...
You: so
You: whats on your test
Stranger: Anything from 600,000 bce to 2013
Stranger: ce
You: lol your on yOur own
Stranger: lol
Stranger: I'll be fine
You: right...
Stranger: I will
Stranger: Ask me anything
You: when did china become. A country
Stranger: ...
Stranger: Do you mean modern china?
You: No
Stranger: O.o
Stranger: Are you counting the Xia dynasty
You: lol idk
You: im in 7th gradee
You: ...
Stranger: O.o
Stranger: Are you in US?
Stranger: History
You: yes
Stranger: oh
Stranger: How many representatives are there?
You: 50
Stranger: 453
Stranger: There are 50 senators
You: fuck me
Stranger: Lol
Stranger: See you, kid