The penis embarassment!

[allstar009]

:confused:my parents were downstares n i was masturbating upstairs. I had a bottle of smirnoff ice. my tail isnt the biggest, iinfact its tiny only 3cm flaccid. enyway i got a bit horny n i put my small tail into the top of the bottle, it fit in coz its small enough. but as i got more aroused i got an erection n my penis got stuck in the bottle. :eek: The more i fiddled with my tail to try n get it out the more aroused i got. n just wen things couldnt get eny worse they did. My mam came up the stairs. i quickly put some shorts on but itt didnt disguise the bottle enough my mam noticed it. i eventually ended up showing my mam what had happend. she seen all my penis,balls,pubes the lot! i was so embarrased. the bottle did eventually come off once it turned sodt again. evrytime i see my mam now i get embarrased what should i do??????

[Sceneboy612]

Sorry, I don't know what you can really do to stop feeling embarrassed around your mom. I would just recommend not putting your penis in small objects anymore... And Smirnoff is AMAZING.

[TheFreeshooterII]

Im sorry But I Had To Laugh At This Now Laughing Over My Advice

It Will Work out
Things won stay like that permantly
give it a week!

[pickle_guy]

That would be awkward. Hmmmmmmmmmm... Maybe u could try distracting her, Mums forget stuff alot.

[marktheman]

Did anybody drink the Smirnoff after that?

[McDog]

Dude. She's your mom. She gets it! I mean cmon! Imagine the stuff she seen your dad do!

[clear paint]

id be moer worried about the vodka glasses in your room the you flashing your mom...

[L]

lol! sorry but it kinda funny... anyway theres not much you can do about embarresment... it'll pass with time...