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ThatDude93
April 13th, 2009, 06:21 PM
Well, previously I have never really tried that much to masturbate. I am a Christian, and originally I thought it was wrong. I talked to my dad and othe adult guys about it, and they said it is fine, all natural. So I was like ok, I have sort of masturbated before, but never enough to do much. I still didn't feel comfortable doing it.
So I have been having wet dreams for a little over a year now. I have decided I am tired of them. I am gonna get serious with the masturbation(wow that sounds weird) I tried doing it in the shower earlier and I got really close to orgasm, but it was really sore. And hurt to the touch.
So I figured I'd use lube, but I don't know what to use. I don't feel comfortable goinng out and buying some, so I am asking for stuff that you commonly find in your house.
Ladysman
April 13th, 2009, 07:07 PM
H can use like vegi oil or banna peel or vasilen if you need any technices plz pm me and ill give you some good ones lol
HikaruTheHunter
April 13th, 2009, 07:09 PM
Awesome that you are able to talk to your folks about it. Hell, if I said anything I don't know what would happen.
I only do it in the shower, so use thing like this:
Conditioner
Shampoo
NEVER USE SOAP
Body Wash works too.
Veggie Oil
Vaseline
Lotion
And if it hurts, you actually may want to use one of these items. Hope I helped.
ThatDude93
April 13th, 2009, 07:11 PM
Yeah I do it in the shower too, I learned not too use soap....I did that before I got serious about masturbation. Ouch
I thought that shampoo did the same thing....
would axe body wash work?
pickle_guy
April 13th, 2009, 09:04 PM
I actually use spit because it dries up after! ( yeah, i am a bit weird)
MisterAndrews
April 14th, 2009, 04:36 AM
I actually use spit because it dries up after! ( yeah, i am a bit weird)
HAHA yea spit works really well, its the best lube there is!
Donkey
April 14th, 2009, 05:08 AM
Vaseline is a common one. Your penis will get sore after masturbation the first few times, mine did too. It will stop after masturbating a few more times, and I'm not sure if lube will help. However, some prefer to use lube anyway.
wavey
April 14th, 2009, 09:12 AM
Yeah I do it in the shower too, I learned not too use soap....I did that before I got serious about masturbation. Ouch
I thought that shampoo did the same thing....
would axe body wash work?
AXe, in england is calld Lynx. yeah itll work but once when i was washing myself iwth this brand it went down the penis and it hurt like hell. i was pissing bits of red shower gel for aweek. so not recomended ;)
Tommie
April 14th, 2009, 09:20 AM
i use spit mainly, NEVER USE SOAP!
Stevo 69
April 14th, 2009, 11:43 AM
^^ Yeah I really wouldn't recomend using soap, or shower gel. I did once, never again, stings like hell!
You could go buy some KY Jelly, but I take it you want just household items.
I've only used spit really as it's the easiest thing to use.
jammyd
April 14th, 2009, 11:45 AM
I mainly use spit, but if u have vaseline it is good, but messy.
marktheman
April 15th, 2009, 08:38 AM
I masturbate in the shower all the time. I tried soap once and it got in the end of my penis and stung. Then I tried shampoo and it seems to be okay. I don't know if its the shampoo or maybe I'm being more careful about getting in the end of my penis. Different kinds of shampoo might be different too.
When I'm not in the shower I don't use any lube.
devilsheep
April 15th, 2009, 03:06 PM
Vaseline works well, although it is very messy afterwards. It's also waterproof to an extent so its tough gettin it off, if your planning on just having a shower.
You could also use your own saliva from your mouth, although it dries up quick and some people dont like the idea of that.
Those are the only lubes ive used in my life, so thats all i've got to input.
MisterAndrews
April 15th, 2009, 03:11 PM
You could also use your own saliva from your mouth, although it dries up quick and some people dont like the idea of that.
I always thought it dried up quick until the other night when i realised 'Hey, just put on some more!'
And i have a rule with soap and shower gel... If it foams dont use it!
frankie44
April 19th, 2009, 05:55 PM
try using squirty hand soap it is awsome.
I no it's illegal coz I'm only 13 but my girlfriend tossed me off and we just used each others spit.
it was emmense
Antares
April 19th, 2009, 06:07 PM
Awesome that you are able to talk to your folks about it. Hell, if I said anything I don't know what would happen.
I only do it in the shower, so use thing like this:
Conditioner
Shampoo
NEVER USE SOAP
Body Wash works too.
Veggie Oil
Vaseline
Lotion
And if it hurts, you actually may want to use one of these items. Hope I helped.
Umm, you said never use soap but said to use conditioner and shampoo.
I say, NEVER USE SHAMPOO AND SOAP because its basically the same thing as soap.
The rest of the stuff works though :D
iceyfresh
April 19th, 2009, 08:37 PM
Ive hurd a bannana peel works (excuse my spelling) but also vegtible oil and no mater what people say NEVER USE SOAP it can burn the inside of ur penis (trust me i say that form expirience)
teenanx94
April 19th, 2009, 11:26 PM
Household hand loation!!! And spit. Best two out there!
Chase6242
April 20th, 2009, 02:43 PM
i use spit mainly, NEVER USE SOAP!
spit :eek:
xixxci
April 20th, 2009, 03:11 PM
i usually use lotion but there is vaseline
MARiFOX
May 21st, 2009, 09:19 PM
I masturbate in the shower all the time. I tried soap once and it got in the end of my penis and stung. Then I tried shampoo and it seems to be okay. I don't know if its the shampoo or maybe I'm being more careful about getting in the end of my penis. Different kinds of shampoo might be different too.
When I'm not in the shower I don't use any lube.
oww... doesn't that hurt!?
timster
May 21st, 2009, 11:56 PM
im not telling you to watch porn, but usually you can ejaculate faster while watching porn. Therefore you would not need to masturbate your penis as long and you should not get sore
Spunky
May 22nd, 2009, 12:07 AM
In my opinion the best one to use that no one will really notice missing is olive oil.The reason I say that is because its natural and it wont irratate you and once some one notices its low they buy and new one and dont think about it. Also one thats good to is spit. its not as smooth and slippery as olive oil but it does the trick to.
nick
May 22nd, 2009, 11:09 AM
Stay away from all soaps and shampoos, they sting like hell.
It sounds as if your dad is cool with the idea of you masturbating, why not ask him if he would buy some lube for you. The real stuff is best.
JMI6
May 24th, 2009, 02:35 AM
Hand Cream Works well
Jacknife91
May 24th, 2009, 03:09 AM
I haven't tried many varieties of lubes.. I hear all of you saying not to use soap ( I'm 18, maybe age can affect that)I have no problem with it but I do agree that soft handsoap works well. As for shampoo, it dries out the skin and can cause redness and irritation (not recommended). Vaseline is pretty messy and hard to clean up, yeah spit works very well. Hand lotion works well but if your mom or your sister says "that smells like my lotion.. who used it and why?!" I recommend trying to keep masturbation as secretive as possible.
Melodius Nocturne
May 24th, 2009, 03:58 AM
I'm gonna go with Vaseline here and also back up the NO SOAP!! I think almost every guy has used soap at one point and found out that it isnt the best thing to use
Your lucky your dads like that. Im a christian too and my parents are old, if i asked or said anything like that, they would eat me
ThomasB.
May 24th, 2009, 03:14 PM
Don't know if this is normal, but I use hair wax - dont use hair jel - dries in! - it seems to come off ok and I either use spit, moisturiser or hair wax!! - DO NOT USE SOAP penis stings ALOT afterwards!
MykeSoBe
May 24th, 2009, 04:51 PM
Well if I'm in the shower, I use the shower stream itself as lube. I also use shower gel as lube, but from reading you guys' experiences with it, I'll stop using it ... but for some reason shower gel or soap never stings mine.
But if it's not in the shower, I never use lube. I never really need lube, and at least for me, it is unnecessary. I just wait several days (mainly a week), then everything is much less sweaty, and can be done without any effort.
But, judging from your sayings, you seem to have waited forever in between sessions, and yet you were not satisfied with the end result. But, I do not know of any household items which could be used as lube.
Maybe you can try what I do? I don't really know, I'm just trying to give my opinion on this.
nick
May 24th, 2009, 06:03 PM
forza, that seems a bit mixed up.
If you're in the shower a soapy hand can be pretty good. Most of the soap gets washed away anyway. It depends partly what you're doing. For anal stim any soap is likely to sting, but even then some soaps are stronger than others.
Generally, my impression is that cut guys feel the need for lube more than uncut and therefore its more common to use lube if you're in the us or canada. But as an uncut european let me tell you that proper lube feels bloody good.
So, yes its not necessary, but it does add a little something and i would recommend every guy to at least give it a try.
here2help
June 4th, 2009, 03:18 AM
What about household anal lubrcation? And is canola oil ok.
MrWood
June 4th, 2009, 05:22 AM
i just used "real" bottled lube in the shower, and i couldn't get the job done.. i think it was because i wasn't really aroused.
But i used Lynx shower gel lol and it has little beads in it, and they might of got done my penis but im not sure because it was too soapy, but i doubt i use that again from what you guys have been saying.
the other thing i have been using is
Alo-Vera gel or whatever it's cool for sunburns or something so it's been alright.
well that's just what i have done, and i haven't used spit yet i might use that next time.
John
June 4th, 2009, 09:42 AM
I actually use spit because it dries up after! ( yeah, i am a bit weird)
+o(
Ew.
The Joker
June 4th, 2009, 05:21 PM
If my lube dries up it actually hurts to jerk off for a few minutes for me.
asdfghjkl333
June 4th, 2009, 09:47 PM
well, i do it in the shower like you said, but i had the same problem as well. just use soap. it works like anything else, and your parents wont suspect a thing. :) btw, what soap do u ppl use? mine NEVER stings. lol
Matt11
January 31st, 2010, 09:18 PM
I use oil
BWilson94
January 31st, 2010, 09:49 PM
i use hand lotion or hand soap or shampoo in the shower
javs26
January 31st, 2010, 10:06 PM
spits good, its free and is plentiful in stock ;)
IAMWILL
January 31st, 2010, 11:39 PM
Please don't bump old threads, this one was kinda inappropriate too.
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