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lamboman43
April 13th, 2009, 05:33 PM
My computer is playing music and talking to me. I'm fucking serious. My mom can hear it. It's talking about Fast and Furious. What the motherfu**er is going on. I'm fucking scared. Help me!!!! I am not joking. Holy shit this is scary. Oh my god I'm scared. This is not cool!!!!!! I dont know what to do.
Sugaree
April 13th, 2009, 07:38 PM
Uh........you're computer is talking to you? Perhaps you're playing a video or playing music? I don't get it.
BuryYourFlame
April 13th, 2009, 07:50 PM
check if you have any other games/programs going on in the background, do this by pressing ctrl + alt + delete, this will open a list of applications you have open, if there is something that should not be there, just select it, then press the 'end task' button...hope this helps :)
Bryan B
April 13th, 2009, 08:38 PM
Can you give more details. (Have you try restating ur PC ?)
lamboman43
April 13th, 2009, 09:07 PM
I was on my desktop with everything off. You think I'm that stupid to not check if i have something running. But this voice started laughing at me. It was human. It was on a microphone. But microsoft fixed it so i'm all better now
Leprachaun
April 13th, 2009, 09:39 PM
what did it say?
lamboman43
April 13th, 2009, 09:46 PM
I couldn't understand it
Perseus
April 13th, 2009, 10:12 PM
You're probally just under a lot of stress.
But, one time I was coming to my room from my bathroom and I could of sworn I heard, "Im gonna stick it up yo butt." After that I always turn off my volume on my ocmputer when Im not using it.
But for all I know I could of just heard things. Possibly you just heard it because your mind made it up?
lamboman43
April 13th, 2009, 10:20 PM
No I'm not stressed. My MOM heard it. And the Microsoft guy heard it. You think I'm Crazy?? Well sometimes I am. But not today I assure you that.



Peace and Love.... Peace and LOVE
Perseus
April 13th, 2009, 10:21 PM
The Microsoft guy? um.. who is that? Maybe someone hacked into your computer? O.o
lamboman43
April 13th, 2009, 10:24 PM
I went to Microsoft.com and went on a technical support chat with him. He works for Microsoft. I really am smarter than you think I am. I promise.
Perseus
April 13th, 2009, 10:26 PM
I never said you are stupid. Geeze, I experienced something similar... I dont think you're crazy.
lamboman43
April 13th, 2009, 10:28 PM
I never said you called me stupid. But my computer was hacked or something and my good friend Mr. Microsoft Guy ( name withheld) helped me. If your computer said it will stick somehting up your butt, I recommend throwing it away. It probably will hurt you.
Bryan B
April 14th, 2009, 12:38 AM
Ok I knew some that happened something similar, is a hacker that enter you pc makes ur PC a "Zombie" and can make anything he wants, he can control it and add sounds msuic have a full control
Curthose93
April 14th, 2009, 02:21 AM
This guy is crazy.
Zero Beat
April 14th, 2009, 04:21 AM
Dum Dum Dummmmmmm *the sound*

evil computer, that happened to me, found out it was my friend XD put his phone inside my computer and had it on speaker XDDD
Donkey
April 14th, 2009, 07:23 AM
Ok I knew some that happened something similar, is a hacker that enter you pc makes ur PC a "Zombie" and can make anything he wants, he can control it and add sounds msuic have a full control

Totally right. The Microsoft guy probably told you to turn off some settings that were letting other people get into your PC (yes, they exist).
Truth
April 14th, 2009, 08:22 AM
As stated, some one obv. hacked your comp, i've been called by this one hacker, he's pretty annoying. (Yeah, he phoned my mom, then my mom was like all pissed when i told her it was a hacker =P, and yes i hate TheDefaced for it.) o:
ManyPearTree
April 14th, 2009, 07:48 PM
.......

Did you talk back?
lamboman43
April 15th, 2009, 05:12 PM
LOL I typed back to him.:lol: I am crazy.
lamboman43
April 16th, 2009, 06:48 PM
Well you can say I am lying but I have the noises recorded on my phone. Just ask my Microsoft friend, he heard them too.

And it is true. So take your bad assumption butt away from here if you dont believe me. Just noticed you edited, smart idea so also never mind.
Viral Death
April 16th, 2009, 07:48 PM
I have had it happen to me too that is when my old computer blew up because I smacked it with a baseball bat
Bryan B
April 16th, 2009, 10:09 PM
Well you can say I am lying but I have the noises recorded on my phone. Just ask my Microsoft friend, he heard them too.

And it is true. So take your bad assumption butt away from here if you dont believe me. Just noticed you edited, smart idea so also never mind.

Can you send me a copy of the audio ?, I just want to hear it
Koman
April 16th, 2009, 11:37 PM
Press ctrl + alt + del and see if their are any programs such as 174692748.exe (or any weird number names) and post all the progs in here and u most likely have a trojan virus.

And if not, i dont give a crap its ur porn infested computer.
Zero Beat
April 16th, 2009, 11:46 PM
.......

Did you talk back?

HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA :D lol thats funny XD
lamboman43
April 17th, 2009, 06:40 AM
Can you send me a copy of the audio ?, I just want to hear it

I dont have single idea about tranferring audio from my cell phone to my computer.
Viral Death
April 18th, 2009, 06:28 PM
Have you heard of a laptop and bluetooth it works you can buy a bluetooth intenna
lamboman43
April 18th, 2009, 06:57 PM
Let me guess, You'll buy me the laptop. This one> http://www.alienware.com/products/m17-notebook.aspx?SysCode=PC-LT-M17&SubCode=SKU-DEFAULT And yes I have heard of bluetooth and laptop so stop being a bitch.

I've also discovered that Wyoming has such a rude population. I shall move to Norway or Florida.
Truth
April 21st, 2009, 07:39 AM
Microsoft freind? It makes me think your crazy everytime you say that, tbh.
lamboman43
April 21st, 2009, 09:52 AM
i knew this would happen. People wouldn't beleive me. Well it's not my fault when your computer kills you in your sleep.


And someone from MICROSOFT HELPED ME!!!! THATS WHY I CALL HIM "MICROSOFT FRIEND". Jesus you people can be mean.
SLABBS
April 23rd, 2009, 12:08 AM
lol. i get that too somtimes. its a pop-up but its in audio. mine usualy says i am the 1 milionth visiter and that i i go to a website or call a number i can get a free gamecube lol
theOperaGhost
April 23rd, 2009, 12:18 AM
i knew this would happen. People wouldn't beleive me. Well it's not my fault when your computer kills you in your sleep.


And someone from MICROSOFT HELPED ME!!!! THATS WHY I CALL HIM "MICROSOFT FRIEND". Jesus you people can be mean.

Calm down. People were only suggesting things that could be wrong. No need to get hostile.

I'm going to lock this to avoid arguments. If the OP wants it open again, just PM me or a GD mod or senior staff member.