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[The Joker]

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[Soccerbrother121]

Sorry not that I know of.

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So sorry if this is a rule breaker, but after reading the rules, it doesn't sound like it.

Does anyone know the quietest lube? You know when your using lube and it makes that noise, the squishing noise that's so loud, is there any lube that doesn't have that?

I know it's time for me to go to sleep when I find this post funny!

The squishy noise is the result of the lube against your hand and penis, it's actually what you want, b/c it's lubricating everything and preventing friction.

So, regardless of the type of goo you use, it'll make noise. However, if you use less, and rub less aggressively, it should squish less.

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So sorry if this is a rule breaker, but after reading the rules, it doesn't sound like it.

Does anyone know the quietest lube? You know when your using lube and it makes that noise, the squishing noise that's so loud, is there any lube that doesn't have that?


Well it all depends on the speed of which you are using the lube. Saliva and precum are great lubes and the best thing about them is they are free.

[rugbykidd]

try petroleum jelly,(vaseline) its oil based so the water doesnt make the "squishy" sound.. happy (quiet) masturbating!!!

[Donkey]

try petroleum jelly,(vaseline) its oil based so the water doesnt make the "squishy" sound.. happy (quiet) masturbating!!!

It does still make a sound. I've tried:lol:

[nick]

The quietest lube is no lube, going dry avoids the problem

[MisterAndrews]

Technically the thinner the liquid the quieter it should be. Spit is quite queit :)