What to do if you are caught masturbating [Archive]

Spunky

March 30th, 2009, 07:58 PM

pontiacdriver

March 30th, 2009, 08:30 PM

This is around the terms of ever being caught but I was wondering if you have ever been caught what did you do? Like if it was your parents what happened? What did you say? Or like if it was a friend that caught you what happened? I've personaly never been caught or atleast I don't think I've been caught but I've noticed I've been getting more relaxed about some times where I do it and how well I clean up if I make a mess. So I was wondering like what to do if I happened to get caught.

To be honest, every situation is different, and there is no one right answer on how to cover up masturbating. Clearly, the first thing you need to do is lock your door or invest in a lock if you don't have one. If you live in an environment where you privacy is minimal, then don't have stuff around in the open that may be embarrassing such as a bottle of lube or porn magazines, etc. If you are accessing porn digitally, then have another window open to an innocuous page so that you can quickly switch to it if you need to do so. If you are as naked as you are on your birthday and your parent(s) walk in, then there is no sense in lying about what you are doing. Trust me, your parents will be just as embarrassed as you will be, and they will most likely just walk away and prefer to forget about what they saw. In that case, then just act natural and don't bring it up as they won't either.

Basically, nearly all guys masturbate, and it is not a big mystery or surprise to your parents about what you do. Just make sure you are in a private place, that your location is secured by a lock, and that if you are caught that you just act natural and not get bent out of shape. Keep in mind it is as embarrassing for your parents as it is for you.

Ladysman

March 30th, 2009, 08:38 PM

Just wondering if you were ever caught masturbating by who and what did they do and say then wat did u say or do im askin this so i no wat 2 expect if i get caught by my sister or mom or dad

ihavenoname

March 30th, 2009, 09:11 PM

I got cought once by my dad. He came home.. my door was locked.. He asked me what I was doing.. I opened the door and said I was playing this game on my computer.. He walked away.. Never talked about it again and were just fine.

devilsheep

March 30th, 2009, 10:50 PM

I once got caught jacking off by my mom. I was fully naked on my bed, with my door open. Don't ask me why i was doing this, as this was like the only time i ever was fully naked and not listening for foot steps. Anyways, my mom walks in, i struggle to get the covers over me. She asks me what im doing, i dont respond. She leaves, and i finish what i was doing.

The next morning she comes in my room and tells me if i need privacy then i should just close my door and she will knock next time. That was the last i heard of it.

It is awkward, but if your parents are cool about it you'll forget about it in no time.

Viral Death

March 30th, 2009, 10:53 PM

Probaly have a talk and get yelled at

Bougainvillea

March 30th, 2009, 11:46 PM

I got caught. I was in the shower and my mom just waltzed in and was like "OMG!" "SINNER!" (Jk) (About the second part) She talked to me about it afterwards. It was cool. I guess you should try and forget about it. :)

Stark

March 31st, 2009, 05:08 PM

I got caught by my brother once, he's the same age as me, and he was cool with it, he just said "It looks like fun." then walked off, but getting caught by you parents or sister would be different, you should just tell them that it's normal to do it, especially somebody my age.

Stark

March 31st, 2009, 05:09 PM

I got caught by my brother once, he my age, he was cool about it, he said "It looks like fun."

Bigboy1

April 1st, 2009, 02:26 PM

i got caught by my DAD a few times. all i said was " it's not like you have never done it "

Bigboy1

April 1st, 2009, 02:29 PM

i got caught by my dad a few times he said wot r u doin so i said it is not like u havn't done it is it then he shut his mouth

Skeln

April 1st, 2009, 04:21 PM

Um...well I was technically caught once by my granfather. That night and the following days were really weird and I just kept my mouth shut, looked ashamed of myself, and didn't try anyhting for the next few...ooohhh...I want to say month. Now I'm back in the habit because my friend got me into it again. DAMN HIM!

XxTheBlackDeathxX

April 2nd, 2009, 01:11 AM

Well A Girl Cousin Used To Live With Us And She Used To Sleep In My Room (on the floor). Well, Point Is That She Caught Me. It Was Morning, And Yea...I Got The Morning Wood, She Was Still Asleep (So I Thought) And I Started To Masturbate. I Seen Her Move And She Looked At Me, I Looked At Her. She Smiled And Turned To Face Wall. That Was A TurnOff So I Didn't Keep OnDoing It. But Yea I Never Metioned It And Neither Did She.

marktheman

April 2nd, 2009, 03:43 PM

I got caught by my younger bro. He wanted to watch but I kicked him out.
My friend was caught by his mom when he was 13 and he said she just apologized for walking in and never mentioned it again. I hope that's the way my mom would act if she ever caught me.

Lifeguard18

April 2nd, 2009, 06:39 PM

Never got caught and I hope I don't it would be awkward and to embarassing

foreverjd14

April 3rd, 2009, 03:42 PM

i've never been caught cause i lock my door but if i didnt i would have gotten caught so many time

Tommie

April 3rd, 2009, 03:57 PM

Probaly have a talk and get yelled at

i dont know what your parents are like.
i got caught were i was masturbating on webcam to this girl and vise versa.
my dad walked in (luckily)
my dad was fine he said oops pardon me

Ikey

April 3rd, 2009, 06:46 PM

Lol I've never been caught, but It's normal to do it around puberty age anyway...
I bet your parent's probably have done it once, and maybe still do.

Antares

April 3rd, 2009, 07:19 PM

Tommie, please do not double post, and please do not make posts with no text in them.

Thank you

rivermaya

April 3rd, 2009, 08:19 PM

never got caught, but i'm sure my parents know what's happening behind locked doors, also i never got the talk so i guess they just assumed i already knew.

Mrred

April 3rd, 2009, 09:08 PM

I don't know just pretende your asleep?

Spunky

April 3rd, 2009, 09:47 PM

Just wondering if you were ever caught masturbating by who and what did they do and say then wat did u say or do im askin this so i no wat 2 expect if i get caught by my sister or mom or dad

Well I have never been caught that I know of but I strongly think that I have been once. And the reason I say that is because I was doing it late one night in the downstairs living room and when I was finished I saw that one of the doors was closed and in order to close that door you would have to pass right where I was doing it. My dad never said anything. I know my dad would have been cool with it though because one he's a guy and two he had like three other brothers. He has never brought it up and nor will I ever bring it up.

iCookie Jar

April 9th, 2009, 06:22 PM

I had an amazing turnout when I was 'Caught'.

I was on my new leather sofa jackin' off with my eyes closed, thinkning of a three-some with a really hot guy and a fit girl from school (I'm bi). I was listening to my music (stupid me), I felt my headphones slip away from my head. My heart skipped a beat, of everything I hoped it was my Dad, not my mom or younger brother. Fortunatley it was, I felt a bit better, but still shocked. There was an arkward scilence, then he said 'Mom won't know. I promise.' and left me to finish off.

When I got back from school the next day, there was a heap of porn mags or my bed. Atop which was a note saying 'I'm proud of you'.

The weirdest 2 days of my life. but now my dad always goes out and gets be mags when I ask him.

iCookie Jar

April 9th, 2009, 06:24 PM

I had an amazing turnout when I was 'Caught'.

I was on my new leather sofa jackin' off with my eyes closed, thinkning of a three-some with a really hot guy and a fit girl from school (I'm bi). I was listening to my music (stupid me), I felt my headphones slip away from my head. My heart skipped a beat, of everything I hoped it was my Dad, not my mom or younger brother. Fortunatley it was, I felt a bit better, but still shocked. There was an arkward scilence, then he said 'Mom won't know. I promise.' and left me to finish off.

When I got back from school the next day, there was a heap of p.o.r.n.o. (soz, my f'ing step dad has blocked any sex related phrases) mags or my bed. Atop which was a note saying 'I'm proud of you'.

The weirdest 2 days of my life. but now my dad always goes out and gets be mags when I ask him.

Tenke-kun

May 7th, 2009, 06:02 PM

I had an amazing turnout when I was 'Caught'.

I was on my new leather sofa jackin' off with my eyes closed, thinkning of a three-some with a really hot guy and a fit girl from school (I'm bi). I was listening to my music (stupid me), I felt my headphones slip away from my head. My heart skipped a beat, of everything I hoped it was my Dad, not my mom or younger brother. Fortunatley it was, I felt a bit better, but still shocked. There was an arkward scilence, then he said 'Mom won't know. I promise.' and left me to finish off.

When I got back from school the next day, there was a heap of p.o.r.n.o. (soz, my f'ing step dad has blocked any sex related phrases) mags or my bed. Atop which was a note saying 'I'm proud of you'.

The weirdest 2 days of my life. but now my dad always goes out and gets be mags when I ask him.

lol
thats bloody funny, getting a stack of porn mags and a note sayong proud of you im sorry if that came off mean, but that is really funny

cool7189403

May 7th, 2009, 09:48 PM

I was at my friends house one time, and I got really turned on, and started J/O and he walked in and saw me, and he lied down next to me and joined.

teenanx94

May 7th, 2009, 09:48 PM

I got caught. Oh damn was it embarrising. My mom walked in on me right in the middle of it and then her face went really red and she walked out. The next day she told me to try to use lube!!! Not so bad if your dad says that, but your MOM!!!! Ahhhhhh!!! I didn't talk to her for like a week.

RandomChick242

May 8th, 2009, 01:27 AM

OMG I've come kind of close some times, like I'll just about to but then I have this weird feeling like my mom's gonna walk in so I don't and like 3 minutes later she'll walk in and be like "I need to feed the dog!" (All the dog food is located in my bathroom -__-) But if she did catch me then I'm not sure what the heck would happen lol She'd probably have me sit down and have a huge talk lol

HikaruTheHunter

May 18th, 2009, 02:23 AM

BirdsandtheBees

May 18th, 2009, 02:38 PM

Well my older brother and I shared a room starting when I was 10 and he was 15. I walked in on him jacking one and said what the hell are you doing and he said ill tell you when youre older. Well a few weeks later he walked in on me trying to masturbate and he said let me tell you how to do it. He did and ive done it since though I couldnt cum until I was 11 almost 12. But ive only been caught by my brother thankfully

Rockster1296

May 18th, 2009, 04:34 PM

Well i have never been outright CAUGHT but several times people have knocked on my door while i was masturbating, i just say i'm about to have a shower (bathroom connected to my room), they just leave it at that.:yummy:

IanMilo

May 18th, 2009, 06:46 PM

ehh mine hinted they know so they are careful not to barge in

Koman

May 18th, 2009, 07:04 PM

my mom walks in, i struggle to get the covers over me. She asks me what im doing, i dont respond. She leaves, and i finish what i was doing.

i lol'd

but really, i dont see the problem with jerking off, aslong as you do it in private and not just in the living room lol? its ur dick/vag what is the harm. its not like they can take it away either lol :P

zoltan99

May 18th, 2009, 07:57 PM

wow, ur dad is awesome, tell him i say that. srsly jst do it.
I had an amazing turnout when I was 'Caught'.

I was on my new leather sofa jackin' off with my eyes closed, thinkning of a three-some with a really hot guy and a fit girl from school (I'm bi). I was listening to my music (stupid me), I felt my headphones slip away from my head. My heart skipped a beat, of everything I hoped it was my Dad, not my mom or younger brother. Fortunatley it was, I felt a bit better, but still shocked. There was an arkward scilence, then he said 'Mom won't know. I promise.' and left me to finish off.

When I got back from school the next day, there was a heap of p.o.r.n.o. (soz, my f'ing step dad has blocked any sex related phrases) mags or my bed. Atop which was a note saying 'I'm proud of you'.

The weirdest 2 days of my life. but now my dad always goes out and gets be mags when I ask him.

zoltan99

May 18th, 2009, 07:58 PM

i lol'd

but really, i dont see the problem with jerking off, aslong as you do it in private and not just in the living room lol? its ur dick/vag what is the harm. its not like they can take it away either lol :P
Or can they :D

metallicamaniac

May 18th, 2009, 08:41 PM

I got caught by my mom. It kinda sucked. She was cool about it, it was just that it was highly embarrasing. I got scared. Now I only do it at my dads house.

Koman

May 18th, 2009, 08:47 PM

I got caught by my mom. It kinda sucked. She was cool about it, it was just that it was highly embarrasing. I got scared. Now I only do it at my dads house.

or stay at ur mom's house. now she knows to stay out of your room when you are "sleeping"

Ikey

May 26th, 2009, 12:03 PM

Lol I came sooooo close yesterday...
I was at my dad's, and every1 was out, so I start jacking off in the living rm, and then I
hear the door open, and footsteps down the hall,
and I had theese stupid trousers which take forever to pull on...
I was just lucky that my dad needed to go to the toilet :D :P

ivol1q

May 26th, 2009, 01:59 PM

Haha.. I ALWAYS lock the door, and also check it once or twice after locking it xD.. my sister busted me once.. and after that i've always locked my door. If I stop locking my door, i'm 95,64% sure that ill be busted nearly every time xD

TODAYisTHEday

May 26th, 2009, 02:04 PM

I would RUN!

CoolCool09

May 26th, 2009, 06:50 PM

never got caught, but i'm sure my parents know what's happening behind locked doors, also i never got the talk so i guess they just assumed i already knew.
Yeah i never got the talk either...one time there was a bottle of lube on my bed and my dad goes, what r u using this for and im like, uhhh moisturizer and hes like r u shure then im like yeah and he walked away

jetbluerocks

June 5th, 2009, 01:49 AM

I've been caught without knowing it..
One night i was laying in bed and i started to j/o
then i relized that my mom had been in my room and she left a bunch of snacks...
OMG... at least i lock the door now...

Number02

June 5th, 2009, 04:30 AM

I got caught at my friends house a couple of times, and my mum's caught me plenty of times. Nothing gets said, everyone generally just leaves it..

coodood

June 7th, 2009, 02:51 AM

I got caught by my grandma. I was in the shower with the curtain closed when she came in without me knowing, I reached for a towel and when I saw her I fell over with my bonner facing right up at her.

Shaymin

June 7th, 2009, 12:06 PM

I dont know why people do that. I mean it is soooo gross, for my opinion. Anyways, I didnt get caught but, my sister found sperm stains on her bed. Ahe suspected something but she didnt. I DONT!! do it today, but when I was doing it, I wanted to be with my friend and mastrubating with him. Well, I dont do it. I broke the habit. If you want to stop mastrubating, then try to stopvfor atleast a week or so. It feels nice not doing it. Im telling the trurh. So, if you wang to testify over this, send me a message or add me to your friend lists for Windows Live Messanger. Im going to wait now..... Remember, IT IS NOT COOL TO MASTRUBATE!!! SO STOP!

justanotherguy93

June 7th, 2009, 12:08 PM

surprize lol no ive never been caught

empar

June 7th, 2009, 01:09 PM

I recently caught two people about to have sex in the bathroom of where i work, and my boss made me tell them to stop. extraordinarily award situation haha. i have never been caught tho.

Ender

June 7th, 2009, 06:22 PM

Zethioth

October 20th, 2009, 11:59 PM

I've been caught, sorta. I used to sleep in this room that was built in the garage by the previous owner. It was pretty a pretty small room. I was about 11 and my sister was about 15. There is a window along the walkway, there are blinds on it but you can still see through some areas if you try. Well I was on my bed going to town under the sheets when I hear. "What are you doing!?" outside the window. My sister had been watching. Boy did I feel akward. The next day was totally normal.