Help, masturbation need lube.

[ihavenoname]

I need lube to masturbate with because my penis is getting sore and hurting. Im 15 so I really cant go out and buy it. Is there any household lube i can try? (ie: shit my mom might have she wont notice if i take) Ive been using saliva, it works at first, but dries up and I get more sore.

[lamboman43]

Use lotion or Vaseline. And you can buy it at your local drug store or department store. I dont think they will ask questions. All you need is money.

[ihavenoname]

Use lotion or Vaseline. And you can buy it at your local drug store or department store. I dont think they will ask questions. All you need is money.

The problem is getting to the store for me without a parent seeing..
what kind of lotion? and i cant find and vaseline

[byee]

I've been reluctant to answer these lube questions b/c they sorta straddle that line btw'n info and sexual advice. But, this q keeps coming up, and although everyone seems to have their own preference, there are certain things that chemically shouldnl' be put on your penis, and often they're recommended here. Hence, my recommendations (with explaination).

First, just b/c it's initially slippery doesn't mean it's a good lube. You should read the ingredients, and anything that you cannot logically figure out, or at least pronounce, shouldn't be used. Look for words like "Alcohol", or "SD-Alcohol", those you should stay away from, as alcohol burns and stings delicate tissue! Likewise, if it says 'For external use only', you should stay away, b/c some lube is inevitably going to get into the opening at the tip. So, if you look carefully at any hand lotions, shampoos, soaps, conditioners, and the like, you'll concude that they shouldn't be used here.

The safest lubes are natural oils, like baby oil, cooking oils (corn, olive), or Vaseline JELLY.

[Spunky]

Like IAMSAM said I would go for something like olive oil bc it works and you can get it from your pantry. And if your mom uses it a lot she won't think much about it and you won't have to worry about running out beacuse your mom would by some more later and also creams like lotion work good too.

[ihavenoname]

Any type of vegetable oil would be ok?

[byee]

Any type of vegetable oil would be ok?
yup.

[pontiacdriver]

Any type of vegetable oil would be ok?

Vegetable oils do work fine, but the problem with them is that they can get messy and stain the sheets. To be honest, the best lube you use is regular skin cream such as Jergens, Vaseline, or any brand. No one will suspect a thing if you have a bottle of cream in your room especially if you use it on your skin. This time of year many people have dry skin anyway, and it is not beyond the realm of belief to have a bottle of cream in one's room. Also, with your being 15 no sane parent is going to stop you from masturbating. Use a cream or lotion which you surely must have laying around the house. If there is a question about why the cream is in your room, then just say you are using it for your skin. To be honest, using cream as a lube actually might be a good thing as that will not only give you the benefit of a lube but also having smooth skin. You might also want to use the cream on the rest of your body anyway as it will be a good way to keep the skin smooth and refreshed.

[Sceneboy612]

baby lotion might work out good

[ezduzit323]

they have lube at stores. u don't have to be an adult to buy them. they'll take money from anyone.

[mozley101]

i dont normally use lube but it is easy enough to go buy sum i have in the past and i was only 14. also using semen[sperm] works well to so u could try that but i would just buy sum

[LKSora]

a good idea is to use Vaseline
it's just perfect
++ soap is also very nice

[Mrred]

Vaselines good. Don't try icey hot >.<

[Bigboy1]

vasaline

[shadow94]

Baby oil works very well

[nick]

Lots of guys on here say you can use almost anything you might find in the bathroom. Dont believe it. Moisturisers sting like hell. Buy some proper lube like KY, thats good stuff for me.

Excuse me if I'm being thick but I never understand when guys say semen is good lube, surely its a bit late by then?

[ihavenoname]

Lots of guys on here say you can use almost anything you might find in the bathroom. Dont believe it. Moisturisers sting like hell. Buy some proper lube like KY, thats good stuff for me.

Excuse me if I'm being thick but I never understand when guys say semen is good lube, surely its a bit late by then?

Yeah it seems like It would be to late.. unless you save your cum in a jar or something.. (WTF?). And why would you use soap?? outch!

[ihavenoname]

Hmm.. i couldn't find any vegetable oil.. I don't know what to use..

[nick]

Honestly its no big deal buying stuff, but it does take some courage the first time. Get through it, its worth it.

[pontiacdriver]

Hmm.. i couldn't find any vegetable oil.. I don't know what to use..

If you live in America, then you can simply go online to any drugstore like Walgreens (http://www.walgreens.com/store/productlist.jsp?CATID=100269) and buy lube online so that you can avoid the embarrasment of buying it and get it delivered right to you house. Also, go to a store with self checkout lanes as that is another way you can get actual lube. Again, if using actual lube cannot be done, then just use cream like Jergens or Vaseline as those things are readily available and won't arouse suspicion if you have them.

[HikaruTheHunter]

a good idea is to use Vaseline
it's just perfect
++ soap is also very nice

DO NOT use soap. Even though it feels good, it causes the penis to become rough and eventually end up like the way his has become. It hurts like hell.

[mybody]

use baby oil or body locion cream

[ihavenoname]

Honestly its no big deal buying stuff, but it does take some courage the first time. Get through it, its worth it.

I would if i had a way to get to the store without my mom taking me..

[vito22andolini]

anyone tried olive oil ? how does it feels like??

[keidriantiger]

Try Vaseline Cocoa Butter Body Lotion, feels nice, no alcohol, doesn't dry fast, and smells good!

[keidriantiger]

I would if i had a way to get to the store without my mom taking me..
Here's some more advice for buying Lube:

First get some money.
Try to seperate from her, find Lube, buy with money while she shops. (Make sure you have pockets)