Thread fights.

[Mrred]

so as it says everyones fighting, keep it nick try n be funny. Nothing to bloody. The scene is were all at the bar.

[Viral Death]

I higher a hooker and she kicks you in the nuts.......

[Mrred]

I higher a hooker and she drops her greats on you.

[Viral Death]

But I pull out my 45 and bust a cap in her ass and start to shoot at you

[Mrred]

I ummm run like hell!

[Zephyr]

*puts cat AIDS in your water supply and runs away* :D

[Viral Death]

But I dont drink the water I have so vodka and start to rig pipe bombs on the bar

[Atonement]

*cunt punts steph*

[Viral Death]

Then I wait for more people and blow the bar and open my own bar

[Zephyr]

*hires Achmed the Dead Terrorist to kill you all*

BOOM!

Oh yeah!

[ShatteredWings]

Fiireeee

*sets the town on fire*

[Viral Death]

And a flood comes and puts the fire out and drowns tons of people

[Mrred]

I come back with chuck norrris he round house kicks Colton in the face. Ha dead

[Viral Death]

But Bruce Lee brings me back to life and kicks the shit out of mrred and Chuck and helps me kick all your asses

[IAMWILL]

Silence! I KILL YOU!!!

But I recruit and mix the entire chinese population into my army using the US Airforce and Navy, Israeli guns, and maybe the RAF... okay, we'll add them.... to KICK SOME ASS

[Viral Death]

I will use the us marines, SAS, SPENTEZ, and the irish swat team and make my army and use Bruce Lee as my general and kill all yall

[Mzor203]

*Sets off an atomic bomb*

I win.

[AllThatIsLeft]

faulty atomic bomb... it didnt explode. and it wont ever!

i dont need anyone to kick your asses, i can handle you all. *montions people to come have a piece of me*

i can kiss your asses people. Who's first?

[Mzor203]

:o

*Screams in a very high pitched girly voice and runs away*

[Viral Death]

I will team up with Paula and help her kick some ass

[AllThatIsLeft]

lmao ily rex.. so who's on my team? and who am i kicking >=D

[Bougainvillea]

*Closes my eyes and makes everyones eyes explode with my telekenesis.* :)

[Oblivion]

*Seduces the apocalypse*

[Viral Death]

Paula you and me would make a good team but we could kill all dees fools

[AllThatIsLeft]

bud i work alone...
your just the cowards that dont want to die by my hand.
yes i just insulted the people on my side. what you going to do???

[Viral Death]

Blow you up by straping c4 on your back I will just wait untill your asleep and then nuke the world

[Zephyr]

*inserts ear plugs and puts on a track for the brown note*

Haha! You just pooed your pants.

[Viral Death]

*inserts ear plugs and puts on a track for the brown note*

Haha! You just pooed your pants.

Lol tht is a good one. I just play high frequncies (cant spell good) and blow yall up

[Mob Boss]

I found a violent thread! Muahhahah

Play justin bieber until he goes insane.

[Fractured Silhouette]

Wow this is old. Well done.

I'd have to entomb her in concrete from a concrete mixer truck that I stole.

[Mob Boss]

:D

I'd box him up in a crate and put him in an abandoned warehouse upon thousands of other crates.

[Fractured Silhouette]

I'd tie her up and leave her next to a fire ants nest. Then stamp on the nest and run.

[Mob Boss]

Get some creepy old man doctor to castrate him! Muhahahaha

[Fractured Silhouette]

I'd lock her in a coffin with a rotten corpse. Then push it out into the ocean.

[Mob Boss]

Put a rat in his stomach. (It will eat it's way out :eek:)

[Fractured Silhouette]

How would you get it in there in the first place? And won't I digest it before it can get out? Or it'll suffocate due to lack of air? Where's the logic in your method?

I'd tie her to a chair and lecture her in logic until she dies of boredom. Muhuhuhahahaha!

[Mob Boss]

Hmmmm I saw it on a Mafia movie and you know they know how to kill. Maybe thy just put it on your stomach and.....OH yep, they put it on your stomach and put something over it like a box so it can't get out.


Throw a grenade at his head

[Fractured Silhouette]

Deflect the grenade back at her.

[Mob Boss]

Runnnnn
And then climb in a tree with a sniper rifle

[Fractured Silhouette]

I'd fire an explosive arrow into the tree and blow it to pieces and watch you fall.

[Mob Boss]

Hug him....which would kill him or at least torture him. :D

[Error 404]

Break a chair on your back.That should be fun.

[Mob Boss]

Wow..original. Cut his ears off

[Error 404]

I know, right?

Cut her fingers off.

[Mob Boss]

Shove bamboo splinters up his fingernails

[Error 404]

Cut open her stomach, and let the worms crawl in >.>

[Mob Boss]

Kick him in the nads. :) muhahah

[Error 404]

You're evil :( I'm done with you.

Shower her with ants.

[Mob Boss]

:D that's what i like to hear.

Scalp him (indian style) and run around going "ay yi yi yi yi" with his scalp. :D

[Scarface]

Screw 3 inch nails into your throat, and laugh insanely, while playing:
BHBvksGdhxA while breaking your ribs with a baseball bat and pounding clothes pins in between your spine with a sledgehammer. ;)

[Mob Boss]

^ I like your style.

Put him in a bathtub full of razor blades. Ouch

[cody999]

cut your chest open and let a rabit eat your beating heart

[Fractured Silhouette]

Tie him to a large firework, then fire it into the sky and watch the show.

[Error 404]

Now that ^ should be fun.

Slash your throat, sit back, and watch you die.

[Breakeven]

make u walk over Needles :D

[Error 404]

Throw you in a pool full of all kind of insects.

[Fractured Silhouette]

Rip out your skull and then beat you to death with it.

[Mob Boss]

Slice up his feet and throw him in a room flooded wiith lemon juice

[Error 404]

Tie you up, cut you slowly in pieces, keep you alive, and make you watch as i feed my dogs with your meat.

[Mob Boss]

I love this thread :D

Tie him to a tree and let the animals do their work

[Error 404]

:)

Tie your hands & legs, set you on fire, and watch you squirm :D

[Fractured Silhouette]

Tie you to an operation table, open you up, grab some intestines and then strangle you to death with them. :D

[Mob Boss]

Have the same creepy old man that castrated Cynical to castrate him as wellll

[Fractured Silhouette]

Throw her in a pit of scorpions, snakes and tarantula's.

[Error 404]

Make you paralyzed with some drugs, and then cut you slowly, so you can enjoy the pain.

[Fractured Silhouette]

Nail his feet to the floor, and then pull him until they rip off.

[Error 404]

Cut his arms, let him bleed a bit on the floor, and then say "You see that blood?Get down and lick it all up!"

[Fractured Silhouette]

Give him a mop and bucket, slice open his guts, and then make him mop the floor until it's clean.

[Error 404]

Get aliens to probe him...he'd wish he was dead after...

>.<

[Fractured Silhouette]

Tie him to a stake, then stick thousands of tiny needles all over him. Like a pin-cushion.

[Mob Boss]

Throw him into a pool. Throw gasoline in the pool. Light the top of the pool on fire. You'll drown and/or catch on fire. :D

[Fractured Silhouette]

I'd tie her legs and arms to four different cars and watch them drive off in different directions, tearing you apart.

[Mob Boss]

Tie his foot to a horse and watch him drag you

[Fractured Silhouette]

Do the same with a car, but drag her through a field of cacti and sharp rocks.

[Mob Boss]

Cut him open and poor acid on his organs

[Fractured Silhouette]

Chisel the word 'HATE' on your eyeballs.

[Mob Boss]

Stick a huge pole through him and make him a human rotisserie to feed to cannibals

[Fractured Silhouette]

Scoop your eyeballs and then your brain out with a spoon.

[Mob Boss]

:D Nice

Freeze him in a glacier (if that's possible)

[Fractured Silhouette]

Give her a Bohemian neck-tie.

[Mob Boss]

I love bohemian stuff. XD I'd love it...even if it killed me
Cut "gills" in him and put him in a human-size fish tank. Swim Nemo.

[Fractured Silhouette]

I'd shove a spear through your mouth and out your rear.

[Mob Boss]

Haha Weird mental image.
I'd put his head in cement until it dries and he suffocates

[Fractured Silhouette]

I'd put one bullet in a six-round revolver and spin it and then make he play Russian Roulette with herself.

[Error 404]

Hunt you with crossbow, in woods, and when i get you, half-dead, with crossbow in your leg, I'll slowly pull it out...and then torture you with every possible device you can imagine.

[Fractured Silhouette]

Oooh graphic... I'd shove spikes through the non-vital parts of your body and pin you to a wall. Then while you're hanging there, I'd cut off your eyelids. Then your ears. Then pull out all your fingernails and chop off your toes. Let you bleed for a while, then cover you in boiling hot melted cheese, and let in the crows to peck you to death.

Wow, that was twisted.

[Error 404]

Nice.

I'd nail you to the chair, your legs and arms, take out one of your eyeballs, and...well, since i had to afk, I've forgotten what i wanted to write.

Anyway, then I'll let trained dogs eat you, alive, piece by piece, as you slowly suffer.

[Fractured Silhouette]

I'd hang you 20 foot in the air from hooks that go through the skin of your back. Then Set up some speakers playing a variation of Beiber, Katy Perry, Bruno Mars, Chris Brown and Lady Gaga and cover you in gravy as-well.

[Error 404]

Hahah.So that's the way we're gonna play it.

Tie you to a bed, turn on speakers to max, and then let you listen to wonderful Serbian folk music.Like this one, with Indira's lame try to speak French /facepalm

M5vkHj6suPA

And that's just a start.

Then....

EISHsufVlww

All the while insects are crawling in, on and out of you.

[Fractured Silhouette]

Oh dear. Those sounded... awful. Lol.

I'd tie you to a chair and then remove the top half of your skull. Using a special drug to keep you conscious. I'd dump some ants in there. Allow them to tunnel around. Then I'd pour some gravy on it for good measure.

[Error 404]

First one is hilarious.Cause she's just reading it as it's written...and none can understand that BS lol.Makes me laugh :P

Meh...I'd make you marry and be, forever, with Rebecca Black.And make her sing to you "Friday" EVERY DAY.

[Fractured Silhouette]

I'd put a hoover down your throat and suck up your insides.

[Error 404]

Stop you from breathing, for 2 minutes...then let you breath again for 10-20-ish seconds...then all over again...straight for few hours...until you beg me to kill you.

However, if you don't beg me to kill you, I'd start cutting your fingers off...and then, as you bleed, I'd lower you down into the ocean, and let the sharks feed on you.

[Fractured Silhouette]

I'd send an army of rats to pick you to bits, because I can't think of anything more gruesome at the moment.

[Error 404]

I'd let bunch of dogs slobber you to death, well, until you drown in pool of their drool.

[Fractured Silhouette]

Ok here goes. I'd go to butchery factory. Force feed you raw pig guts until you violently throw up. Then some chicken guts and then cow. Until you drown in your own puke. Then I'd revive you, and cut you open and feed you your own guts.

[Error 404]

Bastard lol.

I'd cut you open, and use your organs to fight off zombies.Then I'll let some zombie, turn you into a zombie.And you'll be dead-alive, without any organs, or brains.

Then, I'd chop your head off, and stick it in front of my gate.

[Mob Boss]

:) You guys are freaks....I'm normal. :rolleyes:

Cut you both in half and stitch you together like conjoined twins.

[Error 404]

Riiiiight...that's called normal :D

I'd chop your head off, chop your cat's head off, and stitch you on your cat's body, and your cat's head on your body.Then I'd make you fight....should be fun.

[Mob Boss]

Give him a lobotomy with boiling water, a drill, and an icepick

[Error 404]

If you ever did that, after initial pain, I'd probably thank you.Well, that is if i could..

Anyway...

I'd tie you to a chair, and let your cat, eat you piece by piece...then I'd make him throw it all up, and try to stitch you back up...Real life Frankenstein :D

[Mob Boss]

^ You'd be digging in cat puke. Congrats.
Find a huge man cut him open and stuff you inside then sew him back up

[Error 404]

True, my bad.I should let you lick away the cat puke and find your own parts.Right? >.<

Cut off a bit of your meat, and then feed you with it.Enjoy.

[Mob Boss]

If you try to feed me with my meat I will bite off your meat. (And by that I mean your fingers)


Throww him in a woodchipper

[Error 404]

Dirty thoughts... -> Deleted.

Put you in a room, without light, or anything....straight for 2 months, with mouses and insects around...and if you do stay alive, big chances are, you will be totally insane by then.

[Fractured Silhouette]

Make you drink lava.

[Error 404]

Make you sit on bed that is on fire.

[Fractured Silhouette]

Put him in a barrel, nail the lid shut, hammer spikes inside the barrel so that they're pointing inwards, and then roll the barrel down a hill.

[Error 404]

I'd take a ...why is hamster pooping out in my head? O_o

I'd take a hammer, and bash your skull with it.

[Harlequin]

drive up and stop so your left foot is under a back tire so that when i pop the trunk for the bad cosplayers, the back hatch would clock you upside the head.

[Mob Boss]

Scalp him...then skin him alive...then cover him in honey...then put him in a cave with...a bear. Nom nom nom honey flesh

[Harlequin]

(D8> painful)

stick him in a private booth with and force them to share all their strong personal thoughts and reflections to honey badger!

[Error 404]

Cut open your skin, on load of places on your body, and let the worms crawl in...

[Fractured Silhouette]

I'd impale you, beat you up, cover you in filth and toss you about like a barbie in a spin dryer.

[Error 404]

I'd get 50 dogs, and let you drown in their poo and pee.

[Harlequin]

O.o arbay ightfay intoay aybdsmay ompetitioncay? ehereway allay ethay unfay ogay?

stick you onto to a bars stool that was just to short and far away from your preferred drink as i sell it to the lady/guy you were going to hook up with.

[Error 404]

Ma i ja tebi isto, ali ko ce ga znati, jbg.Neam pojma sta pricas.^^

Slam your head with a bottle of wine.

[Harlequin]

igpay atinlay, ouyay eakspay oationcray? otednay owhay itay isay onlay ethay othbay ofay usay.

dress you as a nerd and toss you into a jock party.

[Error 404]

Dress you as a schoolgirl, and toss you into a old men's party.

[Mob Boss]

Make a human piñata out of you and instead of a bat...hack at you with a machete

[Error 404]

Chop your head and hands off, and throw it at the cheering crowd.

[Mob Boss]

Make shish kabobs out of his eyeballs.

[Fractured Silhouette]

Trap her in a mould so she can't move. Then cut the mould down the middle and split it in half, revealing your insides.

[Mob Boss]

Make him drink a mixture of cleaner liquids until it eats away and erodes your esophagus

[Texas warrior]

I am feeling generous, Hand grenades and Molotov cocktails for everybody!!!!!

[Fractured Silhouette]

Take one of those hand grenades and shove one in your eye socket, without pulling the pin, watch you crawl around in agony for a bit, then put one of the Molotov cocktails down your pants, then take another grenade, pull the pin, and shove it down your throat (smashing some teeth as it goes in) then run away as you explode.

Your welcome. :)

[Mob Boss]

Sand his skin off with sand paper then pour lemon juice and salt all over him

[Fractured Silhouette]

Throw her in a large pool of boiling water, wait until she's nearly dead, pull her out, and then hang her by her hair of a cliff.

[Wayne92]

Hit you in the throat then repeatedly in the head with a Crush(soda) bottle

[Mob Boss]

Drug him and throw his body to a cannibal tribe in Zimbabwe

[Fractured Silhouette]

Trap her in a steam room then put the steam on super hot and steam her to death.

[Wayne92]

Pai mei's five point palm exploding heart technique

[Mob Boss]

Get a rib-spreader and rip out his heart. :D im the most demented chick on here....most likely hah

[Wayne92]

Mortal Kombat style spine rip

[Fractured Silhouette]

Lock him in a cage and suspend it about 100 feet from the ground. Then, throw rocks at him for a while. Until he's got a few broken bones maybe. Throw fish guts at him, then watch as the crows peck and peck him until he's nearly dead, then I'd run the crows off. Finally, I'd cut the rope suspending the cage, dropping it 100 feet, and if you're still alive, I'd curb stomp you to finish you off.

[Mob Boss]

Wow haha that reminds me of a story in mythology. Wrap barbed wire all around him and make him crawl through puddles of acid.

[Fractured Silhouette]

I was wearing acid retardant clothes. :P

I'd tie her up so she's in a star position. Then I'd put a bamboo shoot underneath her and watch it grow through her stomach. (It's a Japanese technique)

[Mob Boss]

You were wearing NOTHING! A big guy named Bruce Bruce made you wear your birthday suit to expose you to maximum pain. Silly Billy, you can't out-torture me.

Stick refeeding tubes in every orifice of your body and watch you blow up like a blimp.

[Fractured Silhouette]

I'd surgically attach earphones in your eyes, then play a mix of Beiber, Gaga, Bruno Mars, Rihanna, The Pussycat Dolls and all of the bands you hate. Then put you on a large stove with bare feet, forcing you to dance. Eventually, you'll get tired and fall over scalding and burning you until you die, so so slowly. Roast Bridgette.

[Mob Boss]

:D you're going to put headphones on my eyes? That's....that's...genius. haha I think you meant ears. :P

Starve him for a week then put him before his favorite treats just inches from the table in a chair. Strap him to a chair then slice off his arms, but stitch him back up so he doesn't bleed to death. And make him starve.:D

[Fractured Silhouette]

:D you're going to put headphones on my eyes? That's....that's...genius. haha I think you meant ears. :P

Did I? Mmmm?

I'd make her drink gasoline until she drowns in it.

[Mob Boss]

Puke gasoline on him and light a match and throw it at him

[Error 404]

Shove her in a room with starving rats.Maybe put a camera here and there, just to see how it all turns out.

[Mob Boss]

http://www.oddee.com/_media/imgs/articles/a368_Rack.jpg
put him on the rack, which was a Medieval torture method, to dislocate every joint in your body

[Error 404]

Fill her up with water, and watch her go kaboom.

[Mob Boss]

Remove one of his kidneys, grill it, and feed it to him. Muhahah

[Error 404]

Cut her open, and tear her heart out.Then feed it to my good old dogs.

[Mob Boss]

Shoot nutmeg up his veins. Administered intravenously, nutmeg is lethal.

[Error 404]

Strap you to a chair, drill through your bones on legs & arms, and eventually on your skull.

[Mob Boss]

Make him hug and have a conversation with Bieber

[Error 404]

Nail her arms and legs to the cross, for that ^^ And then say "devil, leave this innocent girl!".

[Fractured Silhouette]

I'm feeling creative. So, I'd strap him down and pour acid so he is really sore and tender all over, then I'd cover his body in sand and poke him with a stick that had recently been on fire so it's still hot. The I'd pock him with a cattle prod until I got bored. Then, I'd dislocate all of his joints and twist them in funny shapes. Finally I'd shove fire ants in his ears and put some ear plugs in so that they can't get out so they eat his brain.

[Mob Boss]

Kick him on the floor then jump up and down on his head with shoes that have metal spikes on the bottom

[Error 404]

What?Well, lets see.First, I'd start with sticking a knife up her stomach, left/right through it, till i mess everything up.Then, patch her up, tie her to a tree, and practice bow shooting from some distance.Most points, gives hit in the head.

[Mob Boss]

^ wow..thanks >.> I feel honored.

Put him in a catapult and shoot him into the side of a mountain.

[Fractured Silhouette]

Tie loads of raw stake to her and leave her out in the forest until she gets eaten by wolves. Oh the irony.

[Mob Boss]

They wouldn't eat me!

Put honey on him and trap him in a cave with a hungry bear. Nom nom on Luke


* I think bears eat honey. I blame Disney's Winnie The Pooh for lying if they don't.

[Error 404]

I think bigger chances are, that he would get humped.Probably few hundred years later, it would be a myth, how a bear made babies with Luke :rolleyes:

I'd use on her famous "bear trap", from SaW

http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_FAOopDzHJSw/TLduMfBsxgI/AAAAAAAAACA/d3otCRHDCIM/s1600/the-jaw-trap.jpg

[Mob Boss]

Hah true.

I'd pour cement down his throat..then cut open his tummy and put cement in there too.

[Error 404]

2:10...this trap, just for you.Enjoy

M0f9SHesCyM

[Mob Boss]

Poison him with an apple. I'm running low on creativity juice atm.

[Error 404]

Snezanina zla maceha...

Quick and easy, cut her throat with a knife.

[Mob Boss]

Да, ја сам :P

Roll over him with a bulldozer

[Error 404]

In that case...

I'd stab you to death, like a psycho, and yell "Die b*tch, dieeeeeeeee!"

[Mob Boss]

:( Awww I'd hit him in the head with a glasss bottle

[Error 404]

Well, you said you're Snow White's evil stepmother >.<

Throw a hippo at her.Somehow.

[Fractured Silhouette]

I'd keelhaul him a few times, them tie him to that mast and take turns shooting him with a blindfold on. I'd then tie his legs to a cannon ball and fire it, tearing off his legs. If he's still alive I would tie him to the anchor and drop it in the ocean. Then he'd drown.

[Mob Boss]

Put him in a straitjacket and put a muzzle on him then drop him in an old well. Then tie weights to the straitjacket and fill the well up with water while he's still at the bottom.

[Error 404]

Tie her to a tree, and practice throwing knives.

I can't think of anything more creative atm.

[Mob Boss]

Carve his heart out with a dull spoon, then hand it to him. :D

[Error 404]

Wow, thanks.That's a lovely heart.

Take the heart she took out of me, and throw it right in her face, and watch it, somehow, explode, and cover her in blood.

[Mob Boss]

:D it is lovely
Give him the heart of a llama then stitch him back up

[Error 404]

But why it's all black, and cold? :P

Make her eat raw llama meat, as i slowly torture her with various devices.

[Fractured Silhouette]

Starve him for a while, then crucify him, let him down and dangle a carrot in front of him, so that he tries to crawl for it. As he reaches it, stab him in the eye with the carrot's pointy end. As he rolls around in pain, pour gasoline over him and light a cigar, smoke it, then drop it on him.

[Error 404]

I'd start with your stomach, open it with a knife, and get all intestines out.Then, I'd make you dance like a puppet, and when you're done, I'd tie your waist with a rope, and slowly lower your legs, into the water full of piranhas.Just as they start eating you, I'd pull you out, just to tease 'em a bit.And keep doing that, until all your meat on your bones, is gone.

[Fractured Silhouette]

But I'd die when you took all my intestines out, so the rest of that stuff is useless. :P

I'd lock you in a human sized oven and cook you until you have severe third-degree burns. Then I'd pour lemon juice all over you. I'd then fill a bath with dirty razors and throw you in, I'd put a lid on the bath so you can't get out. Finally I'd roll the bath down a hill, you'd be minced to death.

[Error 404]

Eh, true.Since there ain't a way yet, to keep you alive like that, I'd just stab you few times, but not too much, so i can keep you alive.

I'd put you on some small island, with few trees on it, and release 2 lions.Probably get a camera or something there too, so i can watch the show.

[Mob Boss]

I just realized that we don't always have to kill the person above. hhaha I'd make him eat diirt. :D

[Fractured Silhouette]

But killing them is much better.

Get a grenade and stick it in her eye, run away, then pull out my sniper rifle and shoot the grenade sticking out of her eye.

[Mob Boss]

:rolleyes:

put him in a huge pizza oven and bake him. :D

[Fractured Silhouette]

Bake her in a pie. Bridgette pie for all! :P

[Mob Boss]

Stab his bellybutton with a stick. :D Ouch

[Fractured Silhouette]

Cut her throat with a blade of grass.

[Mob Boss]

Fail.
Have a sumo wrestler sit on him. :D

[Silicate Wielder]

Walks in with a bag of combustable lemons and yells "I'M THE MAN WHO GONNA BURN THIS BAR DOWN! With some lemons!" *Activates the combustable lemon grenades and runs*

[Error 404]

Slit his throat, in the process, and get over with the drama.

[Fractured Silhouette]

Get a piece of paper, and slit his stomach and throat open in two swift movements. Takes papercuts to a whole new level, eh?

[Mob Boss]

Throw a knife at his head

[Error 404]

Make her fight various animals.

[Mob Boss]

Make him eat those various animals that I just slay. :D

*slain...slay? o.0

[Fractured Silhouette]

Lock her in a freezer until she has sever frostbite all over, then throw her in a fire until she has sever third-degree burns. The, I'd drop her in a pool of water and put a lid on top. Then I'd boil the water. Bridgette stew.

[Mob Boss]

Quit cooking me!! Cannibal. Make him climb a tree with me then push him out of it. :)

[Error 404]

Kill you, get everything out of you, and make you into my personal home computer.

[Mob Boss]

Stretch him so he's a bloody giant. :D

[Error 404]

I'd tie her up, for start.It wouldn't be as fun, with you trying to escape, and stuff, right?
Then, I'd inject her with some hallucinogens.And then, the fun starts ^__^ I'd turn on some terrible music really loud, so it sounds to her like she's in hell, and everyone is screaming...And then the torture starts.

Cut her slowly...everywhere...collect all the blood that drips/gushes out, put the worms inside her body (cuts), and stitch her up...of course, i can't let you die, yet, can i?Then, I'd shower her in her own blood, while the worms are crawling inside of her...
And atm, i can't think of a better ending, of her wonderful life, than letting her own wolves eat her.

That's about it.

[Mob Boss]

That sounds.....great.

Drug him so he's unconscious. Put broken glass and salt down his throat and then duct tape his mouth so it stays in there. Tie him and put him in a pit full of leeches. When he wakes up and looks out of the pit I will cover the top of it, leaving him in there with the leeches, the dark, and the bloody throat. :)

[Error 404]

Great?Sweet.

I'd t...hang her upside down, cut her, and drink her blood.Once she's dead, I'd cook some of your meat, and well...dinner for all!

Wow...yeah...no inspiration tonight..

[Fractured Silhouette]

Choke him with a tie until he's unconscious. Then drag over some broken glass and through a bunch of cacti aswell. Then when he wakes up he'll be in immense pain, and realise he's in the crater of an active volcano, covered in gasoline, and the lava is getting closer.

[Chaotic Trickster]

Cut off his arms and his legs at this point, he will still be alive. I will make him swallow eggs that contain some flesh eating maggots. They reproduce very quickly in you're body and soon thousands are trying to get out of you're flesh. You would be in pain and you would be horrified as the maggots start eating you alive and crawling out of you're body. It would be a horrific death that would take many hours.

[Mob Boss]

:D see! That was awesome. Luke will die very painfully now. haha I'm kidding of course.

Cut him open and pump his kidneys full of salt. I'd imagine that's really, really bad for them. Then throw him in a room with mousetraps covering the floor. And put a hungry lion in there to chase him around the mousetrap-covered floor. Enjoy.