Thread fights.

[Luminous]

I throw him in the Chokey from Matilda, except there's blood dripping from all the nails... his blood.

[Fractured Silhouette]

I'd fling a large battle axe that would bury itself into her face but not reach her brain so she would still be alive. Then I would pull out the axe and stick it in her leg and drag her into a sea otter enclosure. I'd keep the battle axe.

[ksdnfkfr]

Wood chipper. Feet first. One inch per hour. While fire ants gnaw at your face.

[Fractured Silhouette]

Tie him to a large fan and watch it spin at high speeds until he sprays puke everywhere. Then tie a fridge around his waist with razor-wire and start the fan again. If he doesn't end up being pulled in half by the fridge's weight within 3 minutes I'd just throw gasoline at the fan and him and then set him on fire. Human Catherine-wheel.

[Chaotic Trickster]

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