Thread fights.

[Chaotic Trickster]

Cut off all her fingers and cook them in a oven. When her fingers are cooked, I would force her to eat her own fingers. I would than cut out her eyes with a sharp knife and she would have to eat her own eyes. It would than be time to slap her in the face 100 times so hard that she is almost dead. She would than be thrown in a pit of ants where they would crawl in her mouth and bite her to death.

[Mob Boss]

All y'all have much better ideas than me.

Chop his head off with a machete. Sorry, I'm not very creative this morning. I guess my cup of "psychotic killer" hasn't sank in yet. haha

[Fractured Silhouette]

Use a sword to cut a horizontal line across her stomach area, then as she falls over, cut off her arm and beat her a few times with it. Then, curb stomp her face into the floor.

[CyanideGoodnight]

I slap you with an orangutan.

[Silicate Wielder]

I bring in a pet alien who breaks out of its cage, blows up the bar. sets it on fire then surrounds it in a forcefeild, but takes me along with it and sets me free. you all die now. :D

[Fractured Silhouette]

Scoop out his eyeballs with a spork then lead him into a pit of broken glass and lock him there to starve to death.

[Mob Boss]

Wrap him in barbed-wore from head to toe. Put in a barrel, roll the barrel down a hill. Open the barrel and pour pounds of salt on top of him. Close the barrel and bury it in the ground leaving holes for him to breath.

[Fractured Silhouette]

Mummify her.

[DarkHorse4eva]

eat him

[root]

melt his skin of in sulfuric acid then cut him into pieces freeze it and serve it to the next guy as frozen lunch meat.

[DarkHorse4eva]

cut of her boobs and give to my best enemy as dinner

[Mob Boss]

Ouch, dude. That's awful, and for that I'll cut off your Johnson. :)

[DarkHorse4eva]

Johnson?
I wax ur wolf

[Mob Boss]

You've never heard of the term johnson? :P okay, you'll just have to imagine what that could mean...:rolleyes:

Gut him

[DarkHorse4eva]

i eat ur wolf!!!

[Fractured Silhouette]

Get all his stupid Justin Beiber merchendise and stuff it so far down his throat he shits bloody Beiber shit for years.

[NotAvailable]

wow, it's strong thread , i don't think i can cope with u guys!!

[Fractured Silhouette]

Then don't post. :P

Play a long difficult symphony on his piano. Using his face.

[Jimmy Page]

Give him HIV

[Fractured Silhouette]

Have him torn apart by angry Mexicans.

[lou lou]

Cut the skin of his face off and let him die a slow and painful death

[Mob Boss]

YAYYYYYyyyyyyYYYYYY this thread was bumpadid!

Shove a grenade down her throat, and watch her go BOOM!

[lou lou]

Tie her to a tree and pull every single strand of hair off her body. Then, scope her eyeballs out with a fork. Next, cut all the skin off her (still) living body with a butter knife. And finally, set the tree on fire to burn the body.

[Fractured Silhouette]

Tie her too a pole with small needles sticking out. Then staple her eyes open and teach her how to spell and use proper grammar and possibly some science as-well. When she is properly learned, tie her to a helicopter blade, so that she spins until the rope breaks and she smashes into a wall, becoming a wall-smoothie.

[Mob Boss]

Hammer nails in the bottom of his feet, and stick pins in his eyeballs. :evil:

[Fractured Silhouette]

Force her mouth open and pour a jar of cockroaches, spiders, ants, worms, grubs and locusts down her throat of sow her mouth shut. Then, sow both her eyes clothes and leave her in the middle of a minefield.

[Mob Boss]

Lock him in a room with his worse enemy! MWHAHA :devil:

[Fractured Silhouette]

What would that do? I'd probably beat him to death with a 2x4.

Stone her to death, with lego bricks.

[Mob Boss]

No, I didn't say there was a 2x4 in the room. :rolleyes: You can't make up MY fight. Goob.

Unhinge his jaw and feed him a live ostrich

[NotAvailable]

I still don't think i'm able to post a useful post in this thread

[DarkHorse4eva]

shave his hair off and make him eat

[Fractured Silhouette]

I'd take his drums he loves so much and stick both of the sticks in his ears, then I'd slam his head between the symbols and kick him through them. Then I'd grab a symbol shove in his mouth so that his mouth splits open, finally I drop him off a bridge.

[DarkHorse4eva]

Set him on fire

[Fractured Silhouette]

Use a Scythe and stick it through his abdomen, then stick it in the ground and leave him hanging, and then watch him getting pick apart by crows.

[DarkHorse4eva]

stick a straw into his heart and watch the blood run down in the glass

[Fractured Silhouette]

Stick headphones in his ears and play his crappy music so loud his ears explode and bleed everywhere. Then, tie razor wire around his wrists and ankles and throw him in a pit of broken glass. After a few hours, pour lemon juice on him. Finally, finish him off with some highly concentrated sulfuric acid.

[Silicate Wielder]

make him eat enough C4 to cause him to bleed internally and cause his entire digestion system to shutdown then burn him and stab his spine and beat him till he too out of it to even speak. throw him into a fire pit and watch him burn then when he is tilll alive I throw him into an industrial wood chipper and watch him scream in pain

My phsycotic killer soup works a bit too welll :P

the next person is going to get a bazooka to the chest then the person after gets paralyzed and gets thrown out of a plane. XD

[Mob Boss]

What the heck?! haha XD Fluke, and Mikey are psychotic. :rolleyes:

Skin him alive and then roll him down a hill of broken glass. Then chop off his head with a homemade guillotine.

[Fractured Silhouette]

Chop her arms off and sow wings there instead and push her off a cliff to see if she can fly.

[Mob Boss]

Bite him in the neck with my abnormally sharp canine teeth. #TrueStoryI'mARealLifeVamp

[Fractured Silhouette]

Oh thank goodness someone had the sense to finally bump this thread.

Firstly, tear out her tongue and remove her teeth, rendering her unable to do naught but grown and never be understood by a single soul. Then infect her with a disease that kills slowly, turning the insides of the victim to mush. Send her home to meet all her family and friends so she can watch as she infects everyone she loves and anyone she comes in contact with, so that as she dies, her last thought will be of all those she infected with the horrible disease. The guilt consuming her as she breaths her last, painful breath.

[Mob Boss]

You could have just told me. I had forgotten about it, but I love it so.....


Put him in a box filled with live bees, and then cut a tiny hole into the box and pour boiling water in there with him and the bees. :yes:

[jojorob]

i kick box lol then i set all back to normal i kill all who threaten him with a forever dead remedy and give him the pain is unneccassary potion then myself die

[Mob Boss]

Who is this "him" you speak of? I think the Bridgette girl above you is....a girl. Who knows though?


Throw a spear through his eye, and saw him in half.

[Fractured Silhouette]

Tie large bricks to her feet and then throw her in a lake. If she floats, then she's a witch and I'll burn her at the stake. If she doesn't then she's dead anyway so it's a win win situation.

[Mob Boss]

Your gruesome creativity astounds me. I'm sure when you were a little boy, the pictures you drew with stubby, little crayons were just as gruesome. :yes:




Break his new Sybreed album into millions of little pieces, and shove them up his fingernails. Then put spider eggs in his ears. :)

[West Coast Sheriff]

I coudnt hurt you. Just pick up the barstool and throw it at her.

[Fractured Silhouette]

If you can't hurt people, then this thread isn't for you.

First off, I'd grind his face on a grindstone. Then I'd chop off his eyelids and and slowly drop acid into his eye. Then I'd let him be blind for a while and run into things for my amusement. Then I'd break his legs with a steel pipe, and bash his head in with after watching him writhe around some more.

[Mob Boss]

Fbomb, cut me into little pieces and call me "Jose". I knoww you've got some evilness in you. We all do.


Submerge him in a bath of boiling hot wax. Pull him out and let him cool, while his flesh melts. Then keep the Fluke wax mannequin.

[West Coast Sheriff]

Shoot his balls of then shove them down his throat till he chokes and dies. Then drag his dead body and cut it up into sushi and feed it to all the other people in the bar. :D

Ninjad

Bridgette I'll cut you into pieces and call you hose.

[Fractured Silhouette]

I'd put him in a cage and then we'd have a fist fight to the death. But I'd have knuckle dusters and I'd break his arms before we entered the cage, so he is incapable of effectively fighting back. Then I'd pummel him until his face is so mashed that his own mother wouldn't recognise him. If he's still alive, finish by curb stomping him.

[West Coast Sheriff]

I ninjad you. S

Burn him alive with kerosene and matches.

[Fractured Silhouette]

Carve my intials into his eyeballs with a rusty fork. The scoop his insides out with a spoon.

[Mob Boss]

Cut off his tongue, pour salt in his mouth as it bleeds. Break his legs and arms, and lay him across a railroad track before a train comes.

[West Coast Sheriff]

Hug her to death.

[squibles976]

Stab him in the eye with a really hot French fry

[West Coast Sheriff]

Shoot him with my bb gun.

[Fractured Silhouette]

Cut off all his appendages, and stitch them all in different places. Then, cut off his lips and pull off his teeth. Then make him wrestle a bull, if he survives; drop him in a pit full of fire ants, and then watch the show.

[West Coast Sheriff]

Cut off his bollocks with a sharpened straw. Then beat him to death with baeball bat and then finish him off by stabbing him with a spoon.

[Mob Boss]

You castrate Luke a lot. xD

Gauge out his eyes, put industrial strength hooks tied to strings into his mouth. Hang him by said hooks for weeks.

[West Coast Sheriff]

Strangle her than stab her 141 times with a knife. Then bury her in central park. I'd plant a lot of roses by here grave.

[Fractured Silhouette]

Smash his shades into his face. Then strangle him until he is unconscious, then drop his body into a woodcarver.

[squibles976]

Stab him with a broken beer bottle

[West Coast Sheriff]

Murder him

[squibles976]

Axe murder him

[ArsenicCatNip]

Chloroform to the face and take him to places unknown :lol:

[Breakeven]

"Call the police , we got alot of murders here" ;)

[squibles976]

Is unable to harm a girl, so adopts a defensive cowering position

[Mob Boss]

:rolleyes: "Is unable to harm a girl" what a pansy. xD I want people to harm me.

Rip out his eyeballs and stuff them down his throat, then put him in a huge oven. Bake him, and serve him to annoying politicians.

[Eliza Snark]

I put on my cloak and wizard hat.

[Mob Boss]

:rolleyes: Set her cloak on fire and kick her down a well. xD You people aren't creative.

[Eliza Snark]

Nope, it's a +14 flame cloak of anti-falling-down-wells. I laugh in your general direction and turn you into a fruit fly.

[ArsenicCatNip]

I put on my cloak and wizard hat.

Haha, I got it:lol:

[Fractured Silhouette]

Break his fingers, then kick his knees inward, bring him down on the floor. Then knee him in the face, breaking his nose. As he crawls on the floor and attempts to get away, pick him up, put him next to a wall made of a fairly sturdy wood, and stab a knife through his shoulder so that he doesn't slip down. Make sure he doesn't fall unconscious, twist the knife in his shoulder, pull it out and slit his throat in one swift movement.

[squibles976]

Cuts him down with his M249, and not harming a girl is not pansy, there's just complicated reasons why I won't harm a girl

[Mob Boss]

That's cool you won't I'm just...eh, what's the word?


Anyways, poke him in the eyes with a stick

[squibles976]

Teasing? Resumes the cowering.g position, and I demand that someone cook me a warm meal when I get back, with lots of meat lots of seasoning, rare-medium rare....

[West Coast Sheriff]

** poisons his warm meal**

[squibles976]

So long as it tastes good, stabs him in the eye with a spoon

[West Coast Sheriff]

Saw off his bollocks then sell em to Bridgette in exchange for some coc

[squibles976]

Nobody is capable of taking my balls, castrates him with a rusty spoon

[West Coast Sheriff]

Shove a sock down his throat while I still his balls and sell em for some crack

[Mob Boss]

What's with castrating...freaks.





Rip his ears off, and shove a pinecone down his throat.

[West Coast Sheriff]

Strange her to death then cut her skin off with a plastic spoon. Wear her face as a mask around town.

[squibles976]

Skin him alive and dip him in a vat of hydro chloric acid while he's still alive, you don't harm women

[Mob Boss]

Open his mouth and shove a samurai sword down his throat.

[Error 404]

Make her dig a hole, for starters.After that, tie her up, feed her worms (alive, slimy disgusting ones), till she's about to puke.

Then, put her in a coffin, fill it with snakes (few only, it will take longer), and bury her.

Mhm, i take that back.Fill the coffin, instead of snakes, with worms.Lots and lots of 'em.Now that should be fun.

[West Coast Sheriff]

Shoot him wit.h a nuclear weapon.

[The Chameleon]

I come in and make it rain, with acid.

[Error 404]

Force-feed him till death.

[West Coast Sheriff]

Melt his skin off then shove it down his mouth.

[Error 404]

Skin him alive, and watch him suffer.

[saul1026]

rip off his and shit down his throat

[Ryhanna]

Attack from behind with nunchucks, and then tear his eyes out and feed them to him.

[BrainDamage]

Rips off his ears and mine the wax out untill I have a candle then I hit nails into the front of his fingers... Verticall (:< then I shove a hydro chloride bomb up his nose, put a bow on his head and send his ass to hell ooh and I give him the candle to lead him through hell...

[Ryhanna]

At least I get to keep the candle.

Throw a sack of flour over my head at you and then paint your dead body to blend in with your surroundings to cover my tracks. Are we still in a bar? idc, Hunger Games.

[BrainDamage]

At least I get to keep the candle.

Throw a sack of flour over my head at you and then paint your dead body to blend in with your surroundings to cover my tracks. Are we still in a bar? idc, Hunger Games.

I'm guessing you didn't read the book?:what:

[Ryhanna]

I'm guessing you didn't read the book?:what:
What do you mean? :P

[BrainDamage]

What do you mean? :P

Well everyone who's read the book know that the hover craft picks up all the dead bodies once they're killed...
Ps. The movie sucks it makes absolutely no sence unless you've read the books

[Ryhanna]

Well everyone who's read the book know that the hover craft picks up all the dead bodies once they're killed...
Ps. The movie sucks it makes absolutely no sence unless you've read the books

But if I've hidden the body then they won't be able to pick it up :P
Ps. It only makes sense if you've read the book because it's made primarily for fans of the book. :D

[Error 404]

Movie is crap IMO.Even tho i dislike Asian movies, I'd rather watch Battle Royale, pretty much the same story, just more gore, and obviously better movie.

Anyway...

I'd tear your skin off, and give Gaga to wear it...I'm sure she would love it XD
And with your meat I'd feed the dogs..

[Silicate Wielder]

remove your guts, then inflate your body and sell you as a pin'ata

[Error 404]

Meh, i don't have much inspiration lately.

Tie you up, and tease shark's with you.Then, later, as soon they start to bite you a bit, I'd pull you out of the water.And I'd keep doing that, till there's almost nothing left, or at least till i don't get bored.

[BrainDamage]

But if I've hidden the body then they won't be able to pick it up :P
Ps. It only makes sense if you've read the book because it's made primarily for fans of the book. :D

But you've got to admit it was a horrible movie

[Ryhanna]

But you've got to admit it was a horrible movie

That's a matter of opinion, to which I disagree. :yummy:

Stab, carve open his body and feed his insides to a homeless man.

[BrainDamage]

He has no taste in music, movies, art or food... CUT OFF HIS TONGUE!!!

[Error 404]

I'd give him a real brain damage.With a hammer :D

[BrainDamage]

Scoop out his guts and put a tiara on his head...

[Error 404]

I'd make you fight bulls till your death.

[BrainDamage]

I'd put your fingers on a piece of melting steel, the intensity of the heat will be unreal, then I'll put your body up until your head in 50 liters of acid and wait until your dead...

[Error 404]

After a bit of thinking...i think I'd try a "The Loved Ones" method...torture you, drill your skull, and fry part of your brain with some boiling water.Who knows, you might actually turn in some kind of a zombie, wouldn't that be fun?

[StoneColdNicky]

This thread reminds me of that insult track on the Wu Tang album.

[ayelove100]

get a machine gun............;)

[Error 404]

Take the above mentioned machine gun, since it's of no use to you, and send you to hell with it (it's just the saying).

[Fractured Silhouette]

Chloroform him and tie him to a chair. Then chop off his arms, legs, tongue and nose so then when he wakes up, he is horrified. Then put the chair in the middle of a large room with broken glass all over the floor, take off most of his clothes and untie him so he is just balancing on the chair. Leave him in the room alone in the complete darkness so that his only chance to escape and not die from starvation or thirst is to crawl across the broken glass to the exit. If he makes it, bury his bloody, limbless body in a coffin filled with his separated limbs and bury the coffin.

[West Coast Sheriff]

Throw up all over his face then through a vending machine on his head. ,

[LouBerry]

Sling-shot to the head. Good and simple.

[West Coast Sheriff]

Cut off her breasts then lit them afire.

[Mob Boss]

Chloroform him and tie him to a chair. Then chop off his arms, legs, tongue and nose so then when he wakes up, he is horrified. Then put the chair in the middle of a large room with broken glass all over the floor, take off most of his clothes and untie him so he is just balancing on the chair. Leave him in the room alone in the complete darkness so that his only chance to escape and not die from starvation or thirst is to crawl across the broken glass to the exit. If he makes it, bury his bloody, limbless body in a coffin filled with his separated limbs and bury the coffin.

You're a serial killer.


Cut out his rib cage, sew him back up and watch what happens.

[Fractured Silhouette]

Stab her multiple times in non-vital organs so that she doesn't die, then throw her in a pit of starving rats, while she's getting eaten put some gasoline in the pit and set her and the rats on fire. Finally, cook marshmallows over the fire.

[Mob Boss]

That's gross. :yuck: I hope your marrrmellows taste like my burnt flesh.

Cut all of his fingers off, then put his fingerless, bloody hands in a tank filled with piranhas. Set his hair on fire, then throw him in a woodchipper and feed his remains to his lizard.

[Error 404]

Hmm...meh, i can't think of anything good atm. >.>

So, probably once more, I'd let a pack of hungry dogs tear you apart.

[Fractured Silhouette]

Slice numerous, non-fatal holes in his body. Then lock him in a room full of flies who then infest his wounds with maggots. Then, put him in a room filled with fire ants which attack him and enter his wounds to kill the maggots. Finally, tie him up, cut off his tongue and lips and pull out his teeth. Gag him and put him under the seat of a festival porta potty so he can be shit and pissed on until he dies from disease or starvation.

[Mob Boss]

Stick sharp things in him.

[Fractured Silhouette]

Force feed her a box jellyfish.

[Mob Boss]

No, stop, don't.

Brand a picture of a flower into his forehead, then torch his eyeballs.

[Error 404]

Feed you to the hungry lions.

[Fractured Silhouette]

Tear your intestines out through your throat.

[Fractured Silhouette]

This thread needs a bump.

I'd pour concrete into my eyes, sealing them shut. Then I'd grab an exposed electrical cable and impale myself with, I'd also be covered in in fireworks.

[Mob Boss]

:rolleyes:

Tie him to a chair, then I'd pry open his mouth, then stick a chainsaw down his throat - ripping his mouth open. Then I'd pour boiling water over the wounds.

[The LOLer]

There's enough pain in the world without this shit.

[Mob Boss]

There's enough pain in the world without this shit.

It's a joke. There's no need to get worked up over a thread, one that's been around for years. Horror movies are no different and you don't see anyone complaining about them.

[The LOLer]

Shoots bazookas and blows off everyone's head.

[Synyster Shadows]

cuts off your head and feeds it to the rabid coyotes, then the rest of your body.

[The LOLer]

Comes back as a ghost possesses the dog and bite your eyes off

[Fractured Silhouette]

Ah good it's back. Now I can exercise my psychopathic tendencies.

First I'd blind-side him with a lead pipe and make sure he's out cold. Then I'd tie him to a chair in the sewer. When he awakes, I'd pour boiling water on him until he's burned enough that most of his flesh is uncovered, then I'd dunk him in the sewer water making sure he nearly drowns but is still barely alive. Finally I'd leave him in a room full of starving rats and watch them eat him alive.

[The LOLer]

I'd let him drown in his own blood after I cut his body in half with a saw.

[Horatio Nelson]

*avoids racist joke*

*stabs a baby kitten*

[Mob Boss]

Bite him.

[The LOLer]

We're in this together, Bridge.

[Mob Boss]

Sorry, doesn't work that way. :P I get whoever is above, i don't care if it's Santa Clause - he's getting tortured.

Rip his vocal chords out so he can't lol ever again. XD

[Fractured Silhouette]

Tie a rope around her neck and hang it just high enough that she has to stay on the tips of her toes to avoid choking, then practice throwing knives at her. Do this until she has been killed because of the knives or due to starvation.

[The LOLer]

Tie to the top of a skyscraper on top facing downwards and tickle with flaming quills.

[Mob Boss]

^ Total typo up there. XD I meant *his.

Stick a re-feeding tube in every orifice then pump gallons of jello into him until it's coming out of his eye sockets.

[The LOLer]

Riphip her eyes out then feed them to a squirrel then force her to eat dirt :(

[Fractured Silhouette]

To be honest I've been short on funds lately, so I'd just put you in an induced coma and sell all your organs on the black market.

Don't worry, your money will help pay my education fees.

[Hyper]

A needle slowly inserted under every one of your finger nails.

Just because I don't know you I went easy on you - haven't given me a reason to truly torture you yet...

[Snookers]

A...fighting thread?


http://pbs.twimg.com/media/BBB13lOCcAAawCc.jpg:large



Takes glove off. Bitch slaps him with it. Puts it back.

[The LOLer]

Rip her fingernails off, pour vinegar o her wounds and give brain surgery. Awake.

[PinkFloyd]

Hit him with this and then beat him over the head with his leg bone. Oh, and he will also be on fire during all this. :D
http://cdn2.carsdata.net/pics/Chevrolet/chevrolet-6500-01.jpg

[The LOLer]

Make him date his mom :D

[Mob Boss]

Feed him to a cannibal tribe.

[Synyster Shadows]

cut her arms and legs off and set her on fire.

[HahaWaitWhat]

Sit in the corner and quietly sob because I'm too tiny to fight.

[Fractured Silhouette]

How drab.

Arm him with a katana and then arm myself with two meat cleavers. Then have an honorable duel with him in a car wash. First I'd start by using the cleaver in my right hand, and bringing down in a very obvious arc, giving him a chance to block, after he blocks it I'd knee him in the stomach and elbow the back of his head, bringing him down. Then I'd cut of one of his hands, take the katana and impale him through the abadomen in it. Then I'd turn on the car wash as I walk away.

[HahaWaitWhat]

I drag myself to the door of a 1986 Cadillac Fleetwood Brougham with a V8. I get into the car and fumble for the keys with my right hand and my new left nub. I jam the key in the ignition and turn it over, the engine roars to life. I tear out of the car wash and push the accelerator to the floor as the headlights sweep across your figure. You run for a short while and throw whatever you have in your hands at the windshield in an unsuccessful attempt at breaking the glass. The front bumper strikes you in the back, launching you a good 10 feet. The impact has left you crippled and defenseless. I get out of the car, open the trunk, and pull out a roll of duct tape and a rope. I drag you to the front of the car, tie you up with the rope, and tape you to the hood. I tear my shirt off and stuff it in the gas tank, I then pull a Zippo lighter from my front pants pocket and light the shirt ablaze. I slowly walk away as the explosion consumes the car as well as you. I don't look back. I then return to my corner and continue sobbing.

[Fractured Silhouette]

There's only a few people on this forum I know that have ever bothered to kill me in such a detailed way. Bravo.

So after a few months in a hospital in a coma, I'd wake up pissed as hell. With my various contacts, I find this "corner" and you still there. I start with a few sniper shots to the knees and arms, then I'd get some guys I hired to put you to sleep and take you away in a van. I'd climb in the van with you and we drive off to a dock where a boat is waiting. I wait until you wake up and realize your in the middle of the ocean with a few bullet holes. You also notice your in a crappy boat with no fuel and no oars. You'd notice a slightly bigger and better boat armed with cannons not too far in the distance. I'd be sat on the boat, more specifically on the large cannon on the boat. It takes you three seconds to figure out what's happening, then I would fire the canon and watch as you and the boat you are on burst into pieces. Just to make sure there is no trace of your existence, I covered your boat in fish bait. Anything left of you floating in the water is eaten by various marine life. I then sail away back to the docks, and go home and drink some orange juice.

[Synyster Shadows]

Wow, detailed. 10/10

Well, I'm not good with descriptions so i'll run you over with a 68 'Vette, shoot you with an Uzi, then burn/blow you up with a Molotov Cocktail or two

[Mob Boss]

Lure you to a closed-off space with a pool I've filled with gasoline then push you in and drop a lit match. :daisy:

[The LOLer]

Get in a semi truck, tie you on the road and then set the tires ablaze. I would repeatedly run you over and then set your disfigured body to the back of my semi and then ram another semi into the back of the first semi.

[The LOLer]

Sit in the corner and quietly sob because I'm too tiny to fight.

Hug to death

[Fractured Silhouette]

First, I would impale him with a multitude of rusty forks. Then I'd tie a a noose around his neck, cover him in boiling wax and attach the noose to a large hydrogen filled balloon. I'd then send it flying over a local area and practice shooting at the balloon with a crossbow armed with flame-tipped projectiles. Then it's just a matter of shooting the balloon or just watching as he chokes to death. Either way, he dies horribly and painfully while pincushioned full of rusty forks.

[CharlieHorse]

I'd hug him until he dies :)
Then


Hug him until I die 0_0

[Abyssal Echo]

bear hug him to death

[CharlieHorse]

Kiss him to death :P

[Fractured Silhouette]

Stop ruining this thread with your lack of blood lust.

I'd smash his head through a urinal, break his wrist, snap his femur and crush his toes. I'd then drag him by his hair to a toilet, force his face into and flush until he nearly drowns. Then I'd resuscitate him and find a working boiler. I'd force his face against it while repeatedly gut-punching him. To finish him off I'd get a stuffed unicorn and choke him to death with it.

[The LOLer]

Dip him in a pit of boiling oil then have a group of cannibals Eat him alive.

[HahaWaitWhat]

I'm driving down a city road in a two seater 1985 Toyota MR2 and come across you walking alone. I call your name, but you don't respond. I try again, no response. I come to the conclusion that you must be listening to music. I speed up a bit and stop a few feet in front of you and wait till you walk by. As you walk by my car door, I get out, produce a pistol from inside my suit jacket, and proceed to hit you over the head with it. You're knocked out cold. I quickly look around to see if anyone saw. There isn't a soul in sight. I drag you to the rear of my car and cram you inside the tiny trunk. I drive for a while, slightly wondering if I may have hit you too hard. My thoughts are interrupted by the thump of your fist hitting the top of the trunk. I slam on the brakes. Nobody touches my car but me. I jump out of the car and pop open the trunk, you leap out of it, not caring about where you are and who you are attacking. You drag me to the ground with surprising strength, adrenaline must have kicked in. I kick you off of me. I get up quickly, you are a little slower. I slap you across the face as you are getting up. You get up a little quicker and run at me and attempt to tackle me. I move to the right a little bit as you approach me. You miss and slam your head against my license plate, leaving a dent. You drop to the floor, if you're not unconscious, you will be. I kick you repeatedly occasionally leaning down to punch you. I reach inside my car and grab a baseball bat off the passenger seat. I beat you to near dead. I cram you back inside the trunk and drive to the cornfield. I drive down the dusty dirt road where a deep hole had been dug where they were about to plant more corn. I drag you out of the trunk and drop you to the floor. I strip you of all your belongings. I grab your pants off the ground and check the pockets. In the front pocket is an mp3 player, in the back, a wallet. I open the wallet. You aren't the target. I drop the wallet to the ground in shock, how could I have messed up? I quickly gather myself and throw your body in the hole, covering it with dirt and fertilizer. If you aren't dead already, you will be. I drive off and throw your belongings out the window onto the freeway in different places. I wonder what went wrong all the way back to the city. I guess I should just forget it happened, but I can't, because I know you. I had met you before on some website. My attention is brought back to the road as 2013 Chevy Tahoe merges into my lane, I swerve to avoid it but I clip the bumper. I lose control of my car and veer into the center divider and flip the car. 3 times, 4, maybe 5? I lose count. My car lands with a thud. I can hear sirens. I climb out of the car and run disoriented onto the freeway. Escape plan. Think think think thi- I barely have enough time to react as an '03 BMW M5 strikes me. The ambulance speeds to the hospital. I must be reliving this event in my mind during a coma... or maybe my life is flashing before my eyes.

[Fractured Silhouette]

I'd find you stood in the middle of a crowded street and casually brush past you. In the next few minutes you notice things starting to look blurry and you start hallucinating thinking everyone is out to get you, you'd start beating up people. Then you would find a knife and start slashing randomly screaming for people to get away, eventually someone would call the police, you would run at them with your knife because of your delusion and they would shoot you. You would die in the hospital never knowing that man on the street poisoned you with a small dart as he passed.

[The LOLer]

I'm driving down a city road in a two seater 1985 Toyota MR2 and come across you walking alone. I call your name, but you don't respond. I try again, no response. I come to the conclusion that you must be listening to music. I speed up a bit and stop a few feet in front of you and wait till you walk by. As you walk by my car door, I get out, produce a pistol from inside my suit jacket, and proceed to hit you over the head with it. You're knocked out cold. I quickly look around to see if anyone saw. There isn't a soul in sight. I drag you to the rear of my car and cram you inside the tiny trunk. I drive for a while, slightly wondering if I may have hit you too hard. My thoughts are interrupted by the thump of your fist hitting the top of the trunk. I slam on the brakes. Nobody touches my car but me. I jump out of the car and pop open the trunk, you leap out of it, not caring about where you are and who you are attacking. You drag me to the ground with surprising strength, adrenaline must have kicked in. I kick you off of me. I get up quickly, you are a little slower. I slap you across the face as you are getting up. You get up a little quicker and run at me and attempt to tackle me. I move to the right a little bit as you approach me. You miss and slam your head against my license plate, leaving a dent. You drop to the floor, if you're not unconscious, you will be. I kick you repeatedly occasionally leaning down to punch you. I reach inside my car and grab a baseball bat off the passenger seat. I beat you to near dead. I cram you back inside the trunk and drive to the cornfield. I drive down the dusty dirt road where a deep hole had been dug where they were about to plant more corn. I drag you out of the trunk and drop you to the floor. I strip you of all your belongings. I grab your pants off the ground and check the pockets. In the front pocket is an mp3 player, in the back, a wallet. I open the wallet. You aren't the target. I drop the wallet to the ground in shock, how could I have messed up? I quickly gather myself and throw your body in the hole, covering it with dirt and fertilizer. If you aren't dead already, you will be. I drive off and throw your belongings out the window onto the freeway in different places. I wonder what went wrong all the way back to the city. I guess I should just forget it happened, but I can't, because I know you. I had met you before on some website. My attention is brought back to the road as 2013 Chevy Tahoe merges into my lane, I swerve to avoid it but I clip the bumper. I lose control of my car and veer into the center divider and flip the car. 3 times, 4, maybe 5? I lose count. My car lands with a thud. I can hear sirens. I climb out of the car and run disoriented onto the freeway. Escape plan. Think think think thi- I barely have enough time to react as an '03 BMW M5 strikes me. The ambulance speeds to the hospital. I must be reliving this event in my mind during a coma... or maybe my life is flashing before my eyes.
Ok... That was fairly unnecacary long.

[HahaWaitWhat]

Ok... That was fairly unnecacary long.

I like to get detailed instead of the whole "I shot you now you're dead" thing. Is that so wrong?

[Mob Boss]

It isn't wrong. You go on with your bad self, at least you're creative. :yeah:


I'd give you a little tasteof the Chinese Bamboo Torture method. I'd take a machete and sharpen the ends of bamboo shoots to a fine point; ultimately creating a spear. Then I'd suspend you horizontally above a patch of my razor sharp bamboo. Then I'd wait with a cup of lemonade, crazy straw and lawn chair as it, being bamboo and growing terrifyingly fast, grows, impaling your abdomen and piercing and puncturing every organ inside. You'll eventually become a blood-drained human shishkabob, as I flip through magazines and sip my fresh lemonade. :)

[Deep Blue Sea]

Dream about you holding me in your arms like a big sister while you sing me to sleep :wub:

[The LOLer]

I like to get detailed instead of the whole "I shot you now you're dead" thing. Is that so wrong?

No, I like creative.

Throw steak knife at your head and miss a matter of inches then try again 10 more times and it finally hits you. Then I pull out my bow and arrow with a flaming tip. I shoot you in the eye and you die a slow, painful death.

[Mob Boss]

^ what the eff, pool guy. Be mean!!! Is that too much to ask?




Perform a lobotomy on him using an ice pick, orange juice and a pipe cleaner.

[The LOLer]

I burn her alive before it kills her and then bury her alive.

[Synyster Shadows]

spray you with kerosene then put you in a deep hole and drop a lit blowtorch

[Mob Boss]

Rip the chords off his guitar av, cut a huge slit from his chest to his belly button. Put a music box in his abdomen that will never run out of batteries, then sew him up using the strings I ripped from his guitar.

[Miserabilia]

throws coockies at her
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[Fractured Silhouette]

Grab a hard-back dictionary a force it into his brain through his eye. After, crucify him above the library with a sign nailed to his tongue saying "Thou shalt not abuse the sacred English language, even if thou is using the internet.". After about 12 hours, we pour melted steel over you and leave you there as a statue above the library.

[Celtic.]

I grab by chainsaw and slice of the top of his head and piss in his brain. Then feed him to a shark

[Mob Boss]

Eww.

I'd cut off all his fingers with a razor blade, only to stitch them sloppily back up. Then I'd give you a copious amount of hallucinogens. Next I'd cover a basketball court with shards of broken glass and starved, blind lions that can only sense you are there by the smell of your own blood. I'd rip out your eyeballs before you see the court, lions, etc. I'd tell you I'd let you live and free you if you can make a shot without vision. Give you the basketball, while you're tripping on hallucinogens and now blind as well, only for you to fumble over shards of glass while holding the ball with your fingerless, throbbing hands. Cutting onto your flesh and bone more and more as you try to find safety, then ravaged by the, also blind, hungry lions nearby. They shred you limb from limb; aiming for the internal organs first. It's all literally a game of your senses. :devil:






Why am I the only chick that ever posts in here? :what:

[Fractured Silhouette]

Why am I the only chick that ever posts in here? :what:

Magic.

Get a large barrel and fill it with broken glass and lemon juice, but not all the way, leaving enough space for me to stuff you in it. Then roll that barrel down a large hill and when it stops rolling fire a few sniper shots into it just in case. Then tie a rock to it and throw it in the ocean just to make sure.

[Mob Boss]

You've done that before, *blows on nails* Be more original, please.



Make him stand in buckets of cement until it hardens around his ankles. Then play a game of cat and mouse with him as I unleash starving cheetahs on him. Of course I give him a running start, only he wouldn't get very far with cement buckets for shoes. I'd magically stop the cheetahs before they get to him; just giving him a fright. Next I'd drug him so he passes out. He'd wake up in a dark room tied to a chair with his cement shoes. There'd be a hanging, flickering lightbulb, as required in every horror movie. A nurse would come in with a mask on that only reveal her eyes and tell you she's going to amputate from your ankles down because it's the easiest way to remove the cement. You start jerking and twisting in the chair out of fear, and when you try to scream nothing comes out as you realize the soreness in your throat and that your vocal chords have been ripped out. The nurse takes a dull hacksaw and begins going to work on your legs. She tries to comfort you will soft shushes and "it will be alright"s. You continue jerking and twisting from the pain, inflicting more pain as it tears through flesh, muscle and bone. Once done, the nurse unties you for you to find your hands are gone, leaving you with sewn up arms. You fall to the floor as the nurse takes off her mask to reveal it was actually myself. I leave and the flickering bulb goes out simultaneously as I walk out the door. You're left on the floor, with sewn up arms and now legs too. You try to scream, but nothing comes of it. You suddenly hear many, many voices and discover you're backstage at a Sybreed concert. You continue to attempt to scream, but you can't so you lay in the dark, bleeding, as the music plays in the background.

:)

[Fractured Silhouette]

That was.... disturbing. Many kudos.

I feel like anything I put now would be slightly underwhelming.

You walk into your home and find that the power is completely out, you''re confused as you see your neighbor has their lights on. You go to check the fuse box and as the flick on a torch and look into the box just as you see the power chords have been cut your face suddenly flies forward straight into the fuses which simultaneously smashes your nose and knocks you out. You awake in a cramped metal box with one small hole which lets a glimpse of light in. You put your eye up close to it to see outside but as you do a pencil gets smashed into your eye, as you scream the box starts to fill up with water and after a few minutes it stops, filling the box up about half way. At this point you start sobbing and then you feel the temperature increase. Is that a fire you hear? You go ballistic slamming against the wall screaming bloody murder, the water keeps heating up. It starts to burn and you notice the water starting to boil. You risk poking your eye out of the hole to see if anyone will help you, all you see is a bucket of cement with a Sybreed hoodie draped over it. Then I walk away to the sounds of your screams in my ears, and light a cigar with my cybernetic thumb lighter attachment. The fire consumes the metal coffin and the steam whistles out of the hole. Technology is not what it used to be, but revenge certainly is.

[Synyster Shadows]

Isn't this stuff supposed to be happening at a bar?? That's what the first post says...

Whatever. Anyways, I'd drug you so you pass you. You wake up in a medieval looking torture chamber., tied to a table, surrounded by all those various medieval weapons (whatever the hell they're specifically called :P). I'll come in and force 3 tablespoons of cinnamon down your throat while Bach's Toccata and Fugue in D minor drones in the background on repeat. The stereo is set in a way that makes the piece sound like a dull drone that sounds like anything but music. Then I'll leave shortly and come back with a vibroblade (from Star wars btw) and a .50 cal Desert Eagle. I'll shoot you in each of the eyes then use the blade to cut your limbs off. so now that you're nothing but a stubby...thing with a head, I'll ready the ax that's hanging from the ceiling. It will swing back and forth, slowly descending towards your neck. it will slowly and painfully sever your neck, music still playing, until you die.

[Fractured Silhouette]

Well the bar was already blown to bits in one of the beginning post so now we must improvise.

I'd stick you in a sound proof room with a decibel rating of -8 with nothing but a fork and watch until you go insane because of the lack of sound and you eventually try to take your own life with the fork.

[Synyster Shadows]

Oh, ok.

I'll tie you to a tree, naked, let you get egged and whatnot for a few hours, then bring you in and pour battery acid on all open wounds. If that doesn't kill you, but it probably would, I'll grab two sabers and force you to fight me while I'm fully protected. I'll get a hold of your saber, get it into my free hand and cross them at your neck while you're on your knees. Then I'll cut your arms off before I behead you.

[Fractured Silhouette]

While you lie in a bed asleep, I drugged you with a powerful hallucinogen and gave you a fully loaded pistol and a knife. In you hallucination you are fighting off monsters but no matter how many you stab or shoot, they just keep coming. When you wake you you are covered in the blood of everyone you have ever cared for, you killed them all, and now public security is after you, instead of going to jail, you are filled with guilt and hatred, and you use the knife to cut your own throat. As you bleed out and choke your vision clears and your still in your room, in your bed, and no one was actually hurt, except for you, 'cause well you just slit your own throat.

[Synyster Shadows]

I'll glue your limbs to your body with superglue and put you in the back seat of the targeted car in a demolition derby. After it's over, I'll drag you out and pour a tablespoon of cinnamon down your throat. If you manage to survive it, I'll lock you in a small dark room with no windows. While you can't see, I'll slide an envelope under the door and tell you it's a letter from a friend. It's actually just an envelope laced with weak poison, but not strong enough to kill, just to weaken. Then, when I'm sure you've opened it, I'll drag you out and cut "THE KNIFE MASTER HAS RETURNED" on your arms. Then I'll put you in a strait jacket and shoot you with a Colt Single Action Army in the eyes, legs, then the chest and leave you there.

[NeuroTiger]

The setting is in a room filled with lots of magnificent musical instrument.
Only you and I are in the room.
To a pole I tied you up, naked.
Then I start to smash those musical instruments you so much like right in front of your terrifying eyes,begging me to stop.
To end, I set the room on fire and flee...leaving you alone in the inferno.

(By the way,I'll never do that to you...NEVER)

[Fractured Silhouette]

I'd stick a live grenade in your pants and then run.

[AlexOnToast]

I would give you a thousand tiny cuts and throw lemon juice at you :L

[Mob Boss]

aww, I can't be mean to you! You aare precious, like a wittle baby bird.


Birds sometimes fall from trees to their imminent, painful deaths. I would put you in a tree, baby bird. Way way up up with no lower branches anywhere close to the ground -- the closest one would still break your legs at the very least. This tree and you, baby bird, just so happen to be in a completely snow-covered, desolate stretch of land. If you fall, you will have to crawl with broken legs through miles and miles and miles of thick snow.

[Synyster Shadows]

I would drug you so you pass out. When you wake up, you'll find yourself handcuffed to a table. Then, I'll come through the door and say "Enjoy". After I walk out and lock the door, I'll put on some black metal through the surround sound speakers in the room, at really high volume. After I'm sure you've gone deaf, I'll shut off the music and come in with a sharp knife and container of hydrochloric acid. I'll make a tiny cut on your hand, one you won't feel due to the sharpness of the knife. When I'm sure the cut is open, I'll start pouring the acid on it. After a while, I'll just pour whatever's left down your throat so it kills you.

[Fractured Silhouette]

Use a large sharpened hook to grab your entrails and tear them out of your body them proceed to play them like a banjo then tie them too a truck and then put a brick on the accelerator so it drives off a cliff.

[AlexOnToast]

I would put you in an industrial timber microwave.
Burning with fire singes away the nerves so you eventually wont feel it anymore. With the microwave that isnt the case. You are heated until your skin turns pasty and gelatinous, your organs begin to expand with the heat, and your brain inflates putting infernal pressure on your skull. Your eyes turn to soup in the sockets, your tongue writhes in boiling agony, you can't escape the immense heat destroying your once precious body, until I open the door, smear you with marmalade and let the Ant's finish you off...

[AlexOnToast]

aww, I can't be mean to you! You aare precious, like a wittle baby bird.

Very sweet! I do kinda look like an owl hehehe
The rest... not so sweet XD

[Mob Boss]

ohhhhh I wanna be handcuffed :D


I would just hug him really tightly because he is too cute

[Fractured Silhouette]

Wait until she's crossing a bridge, then collapse the bridge in the middle so she has to make a choice of what side she runs to. On one I side I made a wall of burning tires and on the other I put a mine field. If she survives then she wakes up realizing that it was all just a dream only to find that she was actually being drowned and that was just a hallucination.