How to stop a hudge boner!

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Mr. Peepee decides to wake up, and is impossible to hide... What do you do?:what:

[MisterAndrews]

well, nothing if its impossible! lol :P

erm id say discreetly swing it round so it lies in the elastic on your underwear, make sure your top goes over the top of it. Thats the best way.... and dont think of anything that turns you on!

[wavey]

heres a one i use in the morning and my mom wakes me up, think of the ugliest lad in school and then imagine him naked.

[pizzamon]

Yeah the elastic of your underwear and the thoughts to take your mind off it are the best techniques. I can't really think of anything else that will help.

[IAMWILL]

Well to hide an erection you should tuck it under the elastic of your pants/shorts/boxers, and cover it with you shirt.

To prevent random erections, masturbate.

[JackOfClubs]

you cant stop it just wear somethin like a long tshirt or hoodie or pop it into your waistband and hope for the best

[Wayvrn]

I personally hold My erection down along My leg and not tuck it in...could get discovered if I tuck it up ;)

IF I have to think of something and cant talk to someone (Talking to someone helps, gets Ya mind of things) then think about bad/groey/disgusting things, that usually turns Me off!

Trust Me, it usually, especially if You think of brutally getting Your genitals cut...etc. That will be sure to make sure He calms down and hides ;)

[Dale]

I usually bend forwards and avoid standing up, if sitting i tuck it between my legs :D

[rockafella40]

when i get a boner i walk into a hole and fuck it hard and deep. especially boy holes

when i get boners i let it go free. if girls look its a win win situation. they like ur package u like ther breasts

[HidekiErikku]

Think of something that turns you off.

I think of Kitties dieing, yes brutal, but it makes me sad to see it happen and it dies down. xD

[miromiro]

Hmm i usually prevent boners by wearing briefs and my dick pointed upwards toward my belly. Unless u have a huge cork u should be able to position it. It helps for me.

[marktheman]

It depends on where it happens. If I'm sitting down I can let it stick up in the fold of my pants and nobody can see it.
If I am standing, I hold something in front of it, if I'm carrying something.
If I can't find any other way I reach into my pants pocket and grab it and hold it up against my body. This usually makes it harder but eventually it goes down.