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Gumleaf
March 10th, 2009, 12:34 AM
Tuesday, March 10, 2009

http://news.ninemsn.com.au/national/769036/man-wrestles-kangaroo-in-canberra-home


Shocking pictures show the telltale mess of blood and broken glass left throughout a Canberra home after a crazed kangaroo crashed through a bedroom window and terrorised the unsuspecting occupants.

The Ettlin family, from the suburb of Garran in Canberra's south, were awoken in the early hours of Sunday when their pet dog began barking from the garden.

Moments later, a kangaroo burst through a three metre high window of the house's master bedroom and onto the bed where Beat Ettlin, his partner Verity Beman and their nine-year-old daughter Beatrix lay.

"My initial thought when I was half awake was: it's a lunatic ninja coming through the window," Mr Ettlin told The Associated Press.

"It seems about as likely as a kangaroo breaking in."

While the family took refuge under the blankets, the injured animal proceeded to jump on top of them, gouging holes in the furniture and smearing blood all over the walls.

The next thing Mr Ettlin heard was his 10-year-old son Leighton screaming from his bed: "There's a 'roo in my room!'"

"I thought, this can be really dangerous for the whole family now," the 42-year-old said.

A chef, originally from the Swiss city of Stans, Mr Ettlin followed the thrashing and bleeding two metre tall marsupial and wrestled it into a headlock before dragging it down the hallway and out the front door.

Left wearing just his shredded underpants and with scratch marks on his leg and buttocks, Mr Ettlin described himself as "lucky".

"I had just my Bonds undies on. I felt vulnerable," he said.

As quickly as it had come, the kangaroo vanished into a nearby reserve and the family reported the intrusion to police and wildlife authorities.

Ms Beman praised her husband's courage and said she didn't know many men who would go head-to-head with a kangaroo.

"I think he's a hero, a hero in Bonds undies," she said.

Mr Ettlin said he would place "a nice kangaroo-tail soup" on his next menu.

Oblivion
March 10th, 2009, 12:42 AM
Ewww the pics are nastay.
Ha, that's funny though.
"it's a lunatic ninja coming through the window" haha, what the heck? :D

Random_oso06
March 10th, 2009, 12:47 AM
so the kangaroo is a crazy lunatic ninja lol man thats random the first thing you see in the morning is a kangaroo going crazy in you room wow thats a site

Gumleaf
March 10th, 2009, 01:00 AM
well it can only happen in australia! lol

MysticalBurrito
March 10th, 2009, 05:54 AM
The next thing Mr Ettlin heard was his 10-year-old son Leighton screaming from his bed: "There's a 'roo in my room!'"



LOL sorry i just find that part funny

Cloud
March 10th, 2009, 10:39 AM
thats hilarious the pics are nasty tho.
theres a roo in my room LOL
a lunatic ninja ROFL

Zephyr
March 10th, 2009, 05:08 PM
Nice!

Another reason for me to ever go to Canberra, lol

ShatteredWings
March 10th, 2009, 05:13 PM
Holy...

Wow. That's one of the weirder storys ive seen you post