Poll: do your parents know you masturbate?

[Yoofus]

Mine don't theyd probably kill me.

[devilsheep]

My moms caught me once, and just told me that if i want privacy then i should close my door next time. So clearly they don't care

[Vicarious]

God, I hope not.

I've been doing it for four years. They would have caught me already.

[Oblivion]

I do hope you guys realize that most parents have/do masturbate, and they were teens once... :P
I'd bet most teens parents know their kid masturbates, regardless of whether they've been caught or not, or whether they talk about it or not.

[HeroForever]

My parents probably know, because they were teens too once.:)

I've never told them I do, and they've never caught me.

[Skeln]

I doubt my grandfather has even guessed it. I also doubt he ever mastrubated. And I really hope he never finds out that I do.

[Skuzzy]

Most parents know. Even if they never caught u. If your a teenager...you jack off!!!

[MykeSoBe]

If anyone in my family knew it probably wouldn't matter much but it would really make me look perverted. My parents probably aren't much aware of how masturbating has "evolved", so it would be a surprise though.

[Prince_of_Peace]

I am sure that our parents knew we masterbated once upon a time or will masterbate in the future. They are not as dumb as we think they are...trust me. The point I think is not to be seen....so I say don't do it.

[Antares]

I haven't been caught so I am going to say no. That would be scary becuse they would care.

[oliphant360]

My Mum kinda caught me once, not actually doing the deed but close to. My Dad has also found porn on my computer :S

Im presuming that they know but not too sure

[byee]

Oh, these questions make me laugh! I know it's a hideous thought, but our parents were teenagers once, too! And....*Gasp*!....they all masturbated, too...*Ewww*!

So, I'd suspect that your parents, as long as they are humans from planet earth know you masturbate. Don't confuse their giving you privacy by not talking about it or walking in on you with them not knowing.

[mathew911]

My father probably knows, cause he is a guy, but my mum would be shocked if shhe found out that I do it.

[Patchy]

Parents were once your age you know, they went through the same changes as you meaning they probably masturbated at your age.

My mum has never caught me but she probably wouldn't care.

[Lifeguard18]

they probably know i do but never got caught. so far as i know they dont know i do, they probably wouldnt care because like others said, they were once teens too

[kenny_b1001]

Mom walked in on me as I was doing it so she knows. She just said "Excuse me, I should have knocked." Then later we sat down together and we talked.

[marktheman]

I've never been caught, except by my younger brother. I assume they must know. I'm sure at least my dad did it and must figure that I do it. I don't think they would care unless I was leaving cum stains all over.

[nick]

Cant answer your poll, need an option that says something like "they probably assume so but we're not going to talk about it"

[Justin16]

Ahh, of course my dad knows me and my brothers jack off! I mean he was a young guy at some point himself.

[phill1]

they would care as thay was young two

[Franz Duck]

I've never been caught, and my parent's wouldn't care, I'm guessing, but if I were caught looking at porn it might be a different story.

[hello1]

I've never been caught, and my parent's wouldn't care, I'm guessing, but if I were caught looking at porn it might be a different story.

same

[Sceneboy612]

My parents do not know, and i want to keep it that way