Continue the Story

[Mysticbeauty]

*this game is just continuing the story from the post above.

Nick and Tara ate breakfast.

[OnlyByTheNight.]

Out of their ''everyday'' waterford crystal bowls.

[MysticalBurrito]

And they suddenly got kinky ideas


XD

[OnlyByTheNight.]

But they decided against acting on this and they went to school instead!

[MysticalBurrito]

then half way through they decied to skip school and watch porn!


XDXDXD

[ShatteredWings]

Later that day...

[Zan0ra]

they both died

[Dagenadriel]

But later, a dark wizard decided to resurrect them as zombies with an unquenchable thirst for brains and porn.

[oliphant360]

They ate the dark wizard and took his powers, bringing them back to life. Then they went to the cinema

[OnlyByTheNight.]

But got ran over by a lorry on the way so they died again!

[Mysticbeauty]

But they had a dark magic in them some parts of them were still alive. They went to a darkest wizard in the world and was granted invinciblity!

[Hezzy]

they then went shopping and were arrested for shop lifting

[Dagenadriel]

They escaped their cell and decided to fly to mars using their remaining dark wizard powers.

[OnlyByTheNight.]

But they get suck on mars because they run out of their dark power!

[AllThatIsLeft]

Just then a Alien ship landed near them.

[Dagenadriel]

The door opened and William Shatner walked out.

[OnlyByTheNight.]

They were abducted by the aliens and brainwashed into becoming Micheal Shatner fans!

[Dagenadriel]

They then watched Star-Trek, other Shatnery shows and movies, and listen to Shatnery spoken word until their eyes fell out, ears fell off and caught on fire.

[Zephyr]

Suddenly, Manbearpig shot them out of the sky and they crash landed in an alternate universe, Nick and Tara being the only survivors due to their dark magic regenerating. In this alternate universe they met...

[Dagenadriel]

...James Bond while he was in the middle of a secret mission. He tried to shoot Nick, but Tara turned his gun into a banana using her dark powers. Then...

[AllThatIsLeft]

SHe kissed him and continued to molest him for being so hot.

[Mysticbeauty]

they went to far and tara got pregnant with triplets!

[Dagenadriel]

But, in the alternate universe woman are only pregnant for 2 minutes, and babies mature in another 2 minutes. She named her Children Jara, Tames, and Jamara Bond. They all acquired their father's skills, so they...

[AllThatIsLeft]

became spys for their father

[Vicarious]

...and all became secret agents at the ripe old age of three years.

[AllThatIsLeft]

But then Tames met a stunning blonde and he fell head over hells, they had mindless sex and Tames ended up with herpes.

[Vicarious]

Tames, now knowing he has herpes, decides to test for other diseases as well. He has chlamydia. And the clap...and genital warts. The doctor told him "damn man, you got everything!" Life is not looking so hot for Tames right now.

[MysticalBurrito]

So then he goes and stands near a bridge until his true love came running he screams as she pushes him of the bridge

[Mysticbeauty]

meanwhile in the life of jamara...

[MysticalBurrito]

Her 12 children gather around the door of her bedroom listening to the pornographic acts of their mother

[ManyPearTree]

They puke....

[MysticalBurrito]

Then start getting dirty thoughts

[Perseus]

Back to Tames, He somehow had a prachute and thought killing himself wasn't worth it and pulled the chute to find out it was a dud.

[Dagenadriel]

But suddenly, Nick and Tara remembered that they were the focus of the story...

Edit: I decided to put the whole story together to make it easier to read:

Nick and Tara ate breakfast out of their ''everyday''
waterford crystal bowls, And they suddenly got kinky
ideas, But they decided against acting on this and they
went to school instead! Then half way through they decied
to skip school and watch porn! Later that day they both died
But later, a dark wizard decided to resurrect them as zombies
with an unquenchable thirst for brains and porn.
They ate the dark wizard and took his powers, bringing
them back to life. Then they went to the cinema,But
got ran over by a lorry on the way so they died again!
But they had a dark magic in them some parts of them were
still alive. They went to a darkest wizard in the world
and was granted invinciblity! They then went shopping and
were arrested for shop lifting.They escaped their cell and
decided to fly to mars using their remaining dark wizard powers.
But they get suck on mars because they run out of their dark power!
Just then a Alien ship landed near them, The door opened and
William Shatner walked out.They were abducted by the aliens and
brainwashed into becoming William Shatner fans!They then watched
Star-Trek, other Shatnery shows and movies, and listen to Shatnery
spoken word until their eyes fell out, ears fell off and caught
on fire. Suddenly, Manbearpig shot them out of the sky and they
crash landed in an alternate universe, Nick and Tara being the
only survivors due to their dark magic regenerating. In this
alternate universe they met James Bond while he was in the
middle of a secret mission. He tried to shoot Nick, but Tara
turned his gun into a banana using her dark powers. Then she
kissed him and continued to molest him for being so hot.
They went too far and Tara got pregnant with triplets! But,
in the alternate universe woman are only pregnant for 2 minutes,
and babies mature in another 2 minutes. She named her Children
Jara, Tames, and Jamara Bond. They all acquired their
father's skills, so they became spies for their father and
all became secret agents at the ripe old age of three years.
But then Tames met a stunning blonde and he fell head over
heels, they had mindless sex and Tames ended up with herpes.
Tames, now knowing he has herpes, decides to test for other
diseases as well. He has chlamydia. And the clap...and genital
warts. The doctor told him "damn man, you got everything!"
Life is not looking so hot for Tames right now. So then he
goes and stands near a bridge until his true love came running
he screams as she pushes him of the bridge. Meanwhile in the life
of Jamara, Her 12 children gather around the door of her bedroom
listening to the pornographic acts of their mother. They puke,
Then start getting dirty thoughts. Back to Tames, He somehow had
a parachute and thought killing himself wasn't worth it and pulled
the chute to find out it was a dud. But suddenly, Nick and Tara
remembered that they were the focus of the story...

[ManyPearTree]

they puke again....

[Mysticbeauty]

Tara starts online dating bc she getting tired on nick

[pizzamon]

One day while she is chatting The Ring video comes up saying she will die in 7 days....

[NeverTooLate]

But it was a prank call

[The Resurrected One]

Then Ant came along...

[MysticalBurrito]

and they drop the phone and stare at him like deers in a headlight! XD

[HikaruTheHunter]

But suddenly Ant explodes, and all the guts spray onto Nick and Tara, leaving them covered in "white" substance.

[Viral Death]

They wiped it off and walked into a killers house.

[Dagenadriel]

Where they were killed.

[Viral Death]

But they carried the T-virus and tried to eat the killer. And they were shot in the head by Leon S. Kennedy and were killed!

[Mrred]

And they start jumping around like monkeys

[AllThatIsLeft]

apparently they had rabies

[Viral Death]

And they got into a city and started eating people and the government had step in and try to kill them......

[MysticalBurrito]

But evil chipmunks started eating their genitals
Nick starts sceaming his *^%$ hurts!

[Viral Death]

And tara starts eating the chipmunks

[Stark]

Then James Bond comes in to save the day... or is he?

[Viral Death]

Then Chuck Norris jumps in and kicks James Bond's ass and kills Nick and Tara

[Stark]

Then the hulk comes in and squashes Chuck Norris

[MysticalBurrito]

the chipmunks just watch and contuie eating Nicks balls

[Viral Death]

Chuck norris cant die and he kicks the shit out of the hulk his just made up so ha ha ha lol I am jk but chuck norris kills the hulk and laughs at nick for having no balls

[Stark]

then a massive meteorite strikes, who will get away?

[Viral Death]

Only Chuck Norris will survive

[HikaruTheHunter]

That's when Chuck Norris, the Hulk, Captain America, every single Power Ranger, Death, God, the Devil, all the angels and demons, the Terminator, and Axl Rose come in and make the world explode.

[Viral Death]

Sorry but the power rangers and the fake heros die and only death, devil, and chuck norris will kick the earth to revolve backwards and cause time to go backwards

[Stark]

Then superman comes and kicks all their butts, and sends 'em all to hell, and starts trying to find a way to get the world back to forward motion.

[Viral Death]

But then chuck norris round house kicks superman into a black hole where he will live for ever. then kicks the earth back to a normal rotation so people start fresh, and Nick and Tara are eating brekfest....

[Sage]

When suddenly, Techno Viking comes in and kidnaps Nick.

[Stark]

Then Freddy Krueger came in, and a brawl began.

[Triceratops]

Then Freddy Kruegar met Invader Zim, and it was love at first sight.

[Viral Death]

But Nick grabbed his colt.45 and shot Freddy Kruegar and burried him in a shalow grave

[Stark]

Then Invader Zim started attacking Nick because he just killed her one true love.

[Leprachaun]

while an 80 year old woman raped a chicken/rabbit who was Tara's real birth mother

[Stark]

then the chicken/rabbit pulled out a shotgun and killed the 80 year old woman.

[MysticalBurrito]

Then all of a sudden super fart comes out of the sky and kills that person with their awful smell

[pcd31]

Awful smell spreads at a deathly rate flowing over fields of cemetaries causing all the inhabitants to turn into zombies. Unlike normal zombies, these were the American kind that sit on the side of the street and ask for spare change.

[MysticalBurrito]

after the smell is gone Karina comes and gives the zombies spare change xD

[justanotherguy93]

on her walk home she sees nick having sex with his best friend

[MysticalBurrito]

And joins in

[Triceratops]

Then suddenly bananas appear.

[Reality]

And loads of monkey appear to eat them, and some super ape from Mars belly flops the Earth.
(Random)

[MysticalBurrito]

The bananas start dancing

[ErykaInspire.]

Nick turned James bond into a zebra

[MysticalBurrito]

then the zebra started singing Jizz in my pants :P

[Skeln]

Then zebra rapes Freddy's dead body

[Iron Man]

then Freddy comes back to life and pops the zebra with a 9mm.

[Skeln]

Then zebra's friend porcupine stabs Freddy in the eyes with his needles and runs away, never to be found by Freddy again in order to get his revenge on the porcupine

[Uprising]

Then all of a sudden Freddy Kruger went emo and decided to do something evil like shoot Barack Obama.

[Skeln]

But Freddy is blind and misses and kills Michal Jackson

[MysticalBurrito]

Then Michal Jackson falls over with his hand in some kids pants

[Death]

But before anything else can happen, Chuck Norris comes and round-house kicks everyone (raping said kid in the arse in the process but when the hole turns out to be too small, he just masturbates - with a monkey-wrench and finishes before the round-house kick was complete (he can multi-task)) and everyone on every planet dies and only Chuck Norris is left. He then realises that life is so boring without others to piss off so he commits suicide.

[ackmedsgirl666]

then when everything is settled
barack obama shows up with a 9 mm in his hand and blows off michael jacksons head( rascist bastard) and then goes back to the whitehouse and makes himself a bowl of corn pops and toast

[justanotherguy93]

while eating his meal and watching his favorite tv show, desperate house wives, ninjas come in and surround him from all sides

[MysticalBurrito]

Then they all do a group fuck

[ackmedsgirl666]

and then when they are done
the go to a local pub and meet peter griffen and all of his friends in there and they get in ahuge fight and obama gets sued

[DarkWingedAngel]

but then obama gets his loyers and is off his sueing but then the cops come in and he gets throwen in jail for the rape he did 4 years ago, so then bush comes back

[ackmedsgirl666]

while in jail, he experienced what it was like getting anal
he then writes a letter to michael jackson asking him to bail him outta jail and if he does he'd help him find all the little boys he wants to and they would make an army
a week later obama gets bailed and he keeps his prmise in jail
but he was too late on michaels behalf
while in jail bush dies and michael jackson get premoted to prime minister and instead of helping michale he walks into the white house to find his wife michelle bent over in front of michael and his 2 guirls giving him head
he can't sue michale
so he just joins int he fun:)

[HelloWorld123456]

then at a sudden everybody recalls ... what happened to nick and tara ? .. In the meantime they were stuck on a falling plane so they decided to have some fun before they would just die ... Tara reveals nick she is pregnant then Nick and Tara Have some fun in the toilet ... and when the plane is about to crash superman come in and save the day .... And ...

[MysticalBurrito]

She has nicks twins :P

[ackmedsgirl666]

awe how cute
she hapily gives birth 2 2 healthy baby girls and names them after her 2 fave spice gilrs melanie c and victoria beckham

[HelloWorld123456]

then she noticed that the girls were growing something between their legs ... They were penises :eek3:.. they thought they were girls but in fact they were boys :eek: ... they just have small penises ... like their father nick... [lol ?]

[Skeln]

Then Nick gets pissed because his small penis was iherited by his children and he kills Tara without realizing that she's immortal and she kills him instead and soon learns that her two daughters have super powers as well

[Iron Man]

And then the government sends in agents from Area 51 to neutralize the super powered people and then they get vaporized as well.

[ThUnDeR]

then the vaporized people come back and make the agents penis's tiny
lol idk

[Death]

I thought I killed everyone off. Ah what the heck, this is more fun! :D Okay, Tara, after realising that she was in fact a boy, then went to school and forgot that she had a boyfriend. Her boyfriend goes up to her and says, "Fancy coming back to my place tonight?" to which she, er, he replies...

[Uprising]

" Get out of my face B!#@h" and slaps him across the face. he then gets a sex change so now he is a she. She then gets depressed and starts taking 'roids and soon becomes a he-she and plays starting LB for the Chargers and falls in love with Kobe Bryant. And then they get married in Hawaii.

[Bougainvillea]

Then I go up there and say "That's a penis in her pants"

[Death]

Then he slaps you across the face and reminds you of the fact that the girl who ended up being a boy actually got a sex change back into a girl like the person who posted before you just said. Then, I come along and slap him across the face, I tell him to fuck off, and I rape Tara myself.

[Bougainvillea]

LMFAO

I run off to cry and you and tara get savagely beaten by tribesmen. lol

[Death]

However, I realise that the sex change operation that Tara had gave her superpowers; she tore the tribsmen to shreds and she passed the power onto me and I was able to heal both of us and kill their leader with no more than a single thought - and remove all Tara's clothes at the same time... :D

[Bougainvillea]

Then you realise that she has A cups and leaves her FOREVER!

[Death]

Using my superpowers, I bring her right back to my side and I warp her physical appearance and personality to how I want it. I then proceed to strip her of her superpowers and I fuck her until I run out of sperm - then I replenish with my superpowers and I keep going...

[justanotherguy93]

but while you replenish ur superpowerrs i come in and chop ur dick off and strip u of ur powerrs have fun now...

[Death]

Then I steal my superpowers back and teleport you to the other end of the world. I then kill Tara since I'm bored of orgasms now and I go to the cinema to watch Hot Fuzz again - I know it's been on DVD ages ago but using my powers, I changed the very time and date itself so right now, it's still at the cinema.

[Uprising]

Then Tara rose from the dead and killed you both via bomb straped to her.

[Death]

Then I rose from the dead and I killed Tara again and I go make a new girl called Eloise fall in love with me using my superpowers and I start raping her and get her pregnant. Only, due to my powers, the pregnancy only lasts for a second and she gave birth to 100 babies! I then use my superpowers to summon Eloise, you and me to a court where the judge decides that you are to look after the babies and I was to fuck Eloise on a daily basis on pain of death. And just so you know, the judge is a mutant undead monster that comes back up whenever you try to 'kill' it. I wouldn't piss him off though.

[Uprising]

I then restart the story and before you come back I pay the judge under the table and he makes you take care of all the babies and Tara who is a hardcore heroin addict. I leave to an Island and hire a henchman who gets my drinks, gets whatever girl I want, and kills Obama. The Island I am on is protected by an indestructible shield and the secret service protects the docks on the island. I then destroy the thing I used to go back in time and my plans so no one can rewind again in this story.

[The Boy Genius]

sadly your car crashes in to a wall and blows up and because your are in and indestructible dome the explosions pressure is massive and you all die. then a paradox happens and we go back to the start.

Nick and Tara ate breakfast.

[Skeln]

Then they start their daily taekwondo practice by beating eachother up

[NightFighter]

But then a million people pop in and theres a massive taekwondo practice of beating eachother up.

[scuba steve]

then jet lee, jackie chan and risin from the dead bruce lee break into the taekwondo hut and slaughter every one inside as kung-foo is vastly superior

[NightFighter]

Then they pop away to disneyland

[scuba steve]

then disney land's over run by asians and us army is called in as they mistake it for a chinease invasion on florida

[NightFighter]

Mickey and Minnie join in in the fight. They get all disney on the armies ass and slaughter everyone.

[scuba steve]

us army calls in code yellow bombs placed all around the borders of florida blowing the earth away making florida an island that floats to ireland.

[Skeln]

Then Nick and Tara, who are on Florida which is now an island, move to Ireland and are captured for being American

[ackmedsgirl666]

and they get hacked to death with an axe
and michael jackson gets blamed(whacko jacko)

[Skeln]

But Nick and Tara are revived by a shaman voodo guy and now their the living dead

[NightFighter]

They find a cigarette and start smoking it. People see them and decide to join in. Theres a big smoking party but everyone turns into a zombie.

[Skeln]

Then they get hungry for brains and they start eating and killing other people

[MysticalBurrito]

" Get out of my face B!#@h" and slaps him across the face. he then gets a sex change so now he is a she. She then gets depressed and starts taking 'roids and soon becomes a he-she and plays starting LB for the Chargers and falls in love with Kobe Bryant. And then they get married in Hawaii.

ROFL That's the first time ive laughed in hours XD

Then a magic cheesecurl eats the world

[Skeln]

Then the world nations unite and they set off a bomb which blows up the cheesecurl that ate them

[MysticalBurrito]

The cheese curl then farts ending everyones life

[Skeln]

But really the cheesecurl is a ghost so it does no one any harm and then ghost busters coime in and capture cheesecurl ghost

[MysticalBurrito]

The cheese curl ghost is pissed

[Skeln]

Then he goes on a rampage and kills all the other ghost in the canister the ghost busters keep the ghost in

[scuba steve]

britain see's its chance and reclaims ireland when it's been completly weakend by zombies

[Skeln]

Then the Australians send kangaroos to attack and seize Ireland and so the Irish are fighting the Australiroos (Australian kangaroos)

[scuba steve]

the australiroos are no match for british artillary and are easily gotton rid of. a unified british ireland is formed

[Skeln]

But the australiaroos come back only to haave themselves defeated again because the british take knives and slice open their pouches so their babies fall out and they have to pick them up while in the middle of the battle

[scuba steve]

britain executes operation ozzie reclaimation which is an invasion of australia with a new british empire established

[Skeln]

Then Nick and Tara move to Australia and help the Australians plot a new attack on Ireland

[scuba steve]

nick and tarra are caught and executed for interveining

[Skeln]

But before they are executed Russian Nazis come in and invade and Nick and Tara make a quike escape and go into hiding.

(Quiot trying to kill Nick and Tara people!)

[scuba steve]

russian nazis? they're killed easily just a terrorist threat. nick and tara escaped into the australian desert to hide they are left to die

it's getting hard to as they get in the way alot

[Skeln]

Nick gets bitten by a snake and Tara freaks out and is screaming and running around freaking out

[scuba steve]

local aborigianes spot her going crazy and singing faira jaka (cant spell it) they are brought back to their settlement and Nick is easily cured using a natural cure

[Skeln]

Than Tara has an affair with the cheif of the tribe and Nick falls in love with one of the tribes goats
(I don't care if they have a cheif and goiats or not, just go along with it!)

[scuba steve]

nick gets kicked out of the village for making love to their goat as it goes against human nature plus it annoyed them, just after he adds poison to the food supply of the settlement

[Skeln]

Tara discovers this and warns the tribe but it's too latre so she runs away and Nick chases after her and Tara goes taekwondo on his ass

[scuba steve]

tara manages to smuggle herself out of the country to new zealand
whilst nick is stranded in the desert with a broken arm and collar bone with a large ransom on his head

[Skeln]

Nick searches the world for Tara while Tara watches t.v. and gets fat off of cake and icecream

[Death]

Then Tara eats salad and other healthy foods for ages and she becomes slim. She then grabs a sub machine gun with a surpless supply of ammunition and goes round killing random people on the street.

[scuba steve]

after killing everyone in her neighbourhood she hears sirens. noticing that her now dead neighbour's back garden included a hot air balloon.....

[Death]

She commandeers the hot-air balloon and flies in it for ages and while hovering over an ancient tropical island, it explodes and she falls down.

[Skeln]

Nick comes anmd saves here, and while she is unconscious from the shock he goes and find food on the island

[punkjake]

he finds a open candy wrapper and realized he isn't the only person on the ISLAND!!!

[scuba steve]

he discovers that willy wonka is also stuck on the island after searching for new tropical flavours for his sweets

[Skeln]

Willy Wonka then invites Nick and Tara to his little camp as long as they help him find exotic new flavors. He then tells Nick and Tara that they are on Umpa-Lumpa land.

[Death]

The umpa-lumpas turn out to be evil and they capture them. They are now all forced to eat disgusting, mashed catapillars the whole time and they are told that if they so much as touch the cocoa beans, they would be disembowled with a potato peeler.

[scuba steve]

nick, tara and willy wonka quietly in the dead of night made pointy sticks and with their large size compared to the umpa-lumpas easily destroyed the encampment

[Skeln]

Then the wing-dang-doodles invaded the umpa-lumpa's camp seeing ashow most are already dead and take Nick, Tara, and Willy as hostages.
(For what reason, well that's up to the guy who post after me)

[scuba steve]

the wing dang doodle where no match for the trio as they have pointy sticks and they are flying things, they only pretended to get captured so as to find the nest giving them a better food source instead of crushed bugs

[Skeln]

They eat the eggs

[scuba steve]

but they found out that since they where an unrecorded species had unrecorded cooking methods. therefore, by cooking the eggs gave them salmonella and must be eaten raw.

[Skeln]

So instead they move off into a different area of the island

[scuba steve]

they find the abandoned remains of an umbrella corporation, mini bio lab

[punkjake]

then a licker corners them,but Alice shot its head now they have to escape

[The Boy Genius]

Suddenly John Lennon Jumps Out from behind a bush and starts singing I am the walrus. Of course it is a George Bush Bush and he come out trying to kill John Lennon but then Isac Newton Threw an apple at Bush Hitting him on the head and killing him. Goo Goo Gjoob sung John Lennon as flying Hippos and plastic guitars come flying in. Then shoot pop corn at every one. They all Fall down a hole and find a wounder land.

[Skeln]

Then Nick and Tara, tired of all this excitement, escape out of the hole and take a first class flight to Japan, yet little do they know that a lost puppy is inside their luggage bag.

[punkjake]

and than Nick watched porn on his laptop

[Death]

The puppy turns out to be a genetically mutated one that the umpa-lumpas kept for scientific research and it turns into a massive, vicious, fire-breathing dog monster and starts enflaming everyone on the plane and devouring them. The pilot and co-pilot both die (a few passengers as well as Nick and Tara and Chuck Norris who sneaked on the plane against their knowledge are still alive) and the plane starts to fall in the sea before they get anywhere near Japan...

[Skeln]

Then Tara tames the beast just by staring at it and everyone hops on the dog and jump out of the plane before the plane crashes and Tara has everyone laying on the dog while the dog swims to shore (which is 100 miles away)

[scuba steve]

japan is sent into a state of panic as they think dogzilla is closing in on their shores

[Skeln]

Then the japanese war pilots come and attack the dog, but the dog breaths fire and destroyes the plane and Nick waves a flag of peace

[scuba steve]

japanease would never take a surrender from a beast all forces are moved in to defend their shore, leaving a gateway for the north koreans

[Death]

The Koreans attack Japan and start a major war. Nick and Tara join the Koreans in the fight and Tara storms a Japanese building with Nick shooting his enemies at the bottom. Then, there's an explosion within the building and although it doesn't hurt Tara, she is blasted through a window and falls 3 stories. However, Nick catches her in his arms as she falls and...

[scuba steve]

they have a nice wee cheers for saving my life snog. mean while the whole U.N security council responds to north korea and united they stand successfully invade north korea, bringing the little man in the pyjamas' death come earlier than origionally planned.

[Skeln]

Then Osama Bin Laden comes out and troes to take over Japan, but the dog comes to the rescue and kills him

[Death]

The dog then decides that he does want to take over Japan and scorches the entire lanscap with a mass of whirling flame, killing all the Japanese who get in its way. The Koreans then decide to leave since they want to save themselves.

[scuba steve]

with the government brought to it's knees every japanease person in the world no matter how long they've lived there must return to Japan

[Skeln]

Then Obama comes to the rescue in tights and tries to take on the fire-breathing dog which we now learned is being controlled by Nick and Tara

[scuba steve]

nick and tara along with Obama butcher the beast freeing the thousands of japanease before they are completly digested....Although one man did lose a leg

[Skeln]

Then Tara and Nick betray Obama and attack him for killing their pet

[punkjake]

and then use the powers of Jesus(forgive me god)to bring the dog back to life

[Kuervo]

but then God got mad at the he/she and sent him/her to hell
lol im so mean

[Neverender]

The devil laughed with him and had a beer. then he was blown to the surface of the earth by a (continue story)

[Kuervo]

by a fart the devil had. they came back to the earth as ghosts and.......

[scuba steve]

A giant half hamster, half squirrel mistoke them for nuts and gathered them in his tree castle along with his my little pony collection

[Iron Man]

then the ghosts were actually poltergeists and posessed the squirrel and made it crawl up the Governor of California's Suit

[punkjake]

and then spider man,Tara and Nick had to defeat the devil before he stole all the worlds porn!

[The Boy Genius]

All men except for Nick and Corneal Sanders commit suicide. Because the corneal is asexual it is up to nick to save the earth

[Skeln]

Then Tara smacks nick because the devil tells her that Nick looks at porn

[Kuervo]

they begin to start a fite and then they begin to make out

[The Boy Genius]

They then have sex on the ground. Then they set up a video camera and film it. It is posted on the internet. Suddenly tarra becomes pregnant and gives birth to 100 children all male they then sleep with the rest of the worlds woman because they are all super fertile all of the woman have 100 children. World balance is restored + lots of inbreeding mutations. Suddenly the devil said i am leaving because of a thing that i have with Buddha.
Writers Note. If the devil does come back i will come back and copy and paste this response. Suddenly the devil said i am leaving because of a thing that i have with Buddha. P.S i am not retarded perhaps crazy. Any way whale vomit hamburges and Bird. Also the thread was like this when i got here

[Death]

Then, Nick and Tara both wake up from their daydream and realise that they are still eating breakfast where nothing abnormal (since that has been happenign persistantly) has happened.

[Skeln]

And then they realize that they are late for work

[Death]

They decide to skip work and go into town together to buy loads of sweets and movies...

[Skeln]

Then they start to get fat

[foof1]

Eventually they each reach a staggering weight of 450 pounds and can no longer fit through the door frame.

[punkjake]

and they burn off the fat,but then they realised that the dream was telling the fututre because the 2 or 3 Ice age came!With the devil of course X3

[Skeln]

Then all the characters from Ice Age come to life and Nick and Tara join the herd with Diego, Sid, Manny, and the other mammoth chick

[Death]

They then decide to go home together and watch the moies they bought only they didn't realise that Diego had not yet turned 'good' and was at their home already awaiting a tasty meal...

[scuba steve]

they get home and diego trys to kill them. then robin williams danders in shouting jumanji sucking all the abnormal creatures into a block of wood which was actually a board game that mystically appeared on the living room table

[Skeln]

Then Nick and Tara, realizing they need a break from weirdness, move to Hawaii

[punkjake]

then they go to a alu howl for free achouhol XD

[scuba steve]

then they get alcohol poisoning and have to spend the rest of their holiday in an over priced hospital