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[Death]

However, the nurse who treats them is useless and gives Tara (but not Nick) a 'medicine' that turns out to contain deadly toxins...

[Skeln]

Then Tara dies and becomes a ghost, and Nick, in his despair,kills himself and also becomes a ghost

[scuba steve]

then the two of them bump into casper and murder him into a ghost, ghost

[punkjake]

to then he flipped them off which made them sad and they jumped off a bridge,but as ghost they can't die so they say WEE!

[Roxy_]

and then they did it two more times

[Iron Man]

but it turned out to be a one night stand and Nick never calls Tara again

[Death]

They then go to opposite ends of the world (Nick to Antarctica and Tara to the artic) to live there since they want nothing more to do with each other. Life at the poles turn out to be more interesting and complicated than they had anticipated...

[scuba steve]

tara gets taken into custody by the canadian naval forces mistaking her for a russian breaking the arctic land act

[Death]

Meanwhile, in Antarctica, Nick finds a nice ice hotel and decides to stay. However, there are some pretty nasty secrets about the place that no-one could have forseen. While in his room, he is in the middle of undressing for bed when he realises something pretty damn bad...

[Skeln]

There's an evil monkey int he closet and it's seduciong Tara

[Death]

Then he realises that he is hallucinating since Tara in in the Artic which is on the opposite pole. A gropu of troublemakers are walking up the ice stairs and...

[eviepie3]

he slips down the stairs, knocking all of them out on the way down

[Skeln]

Then they pull out knives and attack him but Nick remembers he knows taekwondo so he uses it and gets beat to a bloody pulp while Tara is in the Artic seducing the Canadians

[Death]

Tara decides to leave her ice hotel in order to go on a nice trip somewhere...

Nick on the other hand, after beating the thugs, realises that people in his ice hotel (there's one on each pole) appear to be mysterially dying one by one. Murderer? As Nick does some digging around, he realises that things are a whole lot worse...

[humanesquire]

Nick realizes that the culprits are a group of human hating penguins on vespas

[Death]

And thus, in Antarctica, Nick decides to...

Meanwhile, in the Artic, Tara is going on a trip somewhere...

[MyNameIsJack]

and then Jhonny bravo says: ''Hey, mama''

wtf???????

[Braden]

nick deciedes to go find tara and move to russia to join the army and live out the rest of there days in the russian army




lol

[MyNameIsJack]

and then they go to LasVegas and get married, and Jhonny Bravo is the limo dirver

[punkjake]

When they woke up they saw Katy Perry singing waking up in the Vegas and Nick wanted Gaga so he left

[MyNameIsJack]

When they woke up they saw Katy Perry singing waking up in the Vegas and Nick wanted Gaga so he left

Loool, but 50 years later. Nick realized that Gaga was a man.

[YourFriend]

And then they all realized they were only dreaming.

[MyNameIsJack]

mmm....

[scuba steve]

russian intelligence discovers that these to non-nationals joined then deserted their army within a period of two minutes and start to trace their travels with the most recent vegas marriage and send two ex kgb agents with the knowledge that they are post war spies

[Bluearmy]

Suddenly, a bomb was launched from planet X and collided with earth. Killing everybody on the planet.

[Kuervo]

but b4 they blew up the earth, evrybody took rocket ships and flew to the new earth in the neighboring solar system

[drpepper21]

they met a race of aliens with blue hair, and foot fetishes.

[Kuervo]

since the humans didnt have food they burned the aliens and ate em

[The Boy Genius]

But the aliens were just the children of the big Aliens, Which were nice even though we ate there children. Suddenly Every one has a towel and they danced to Heart break hotel and then...

[Bluearmy]

A giant walrus named tubby crashed into a disco hall.

[MyNameIsJack]

and then

[scuba steve]

jesus gave obama and gordon brown a time machine to reverse all of this alien babble and focus on the main two people in the story. Oh and the time machine was disposable with only one use

[mrmcdonaldduck]

nick and tara find the time machine and repair it....

[The Boy Genius]

it explodes and nick and tara change body's and pants

[scuba steve]

nick starts to play with himself shouting this is awesome and tara in nicks body goes off in a huff cause she generaly has no interest in this activity

[Yesterdays Hero]

Then Tara -in Nicks body- decides she has nothing better to do, so she starts doing it too.

[The Boy Genius]

She not used to this body pulls up her pants to soon and Jizzes her self. Nick laughs and a bomb went of some were

[scuba steve]

the bomb was actually a result of a polynesian citizens revolt in which they gathered every chicken on the country and got them to fart on the count of 3

oh yea.....and a man had some kous-kous for dinner (the food so nice they named it twice)

[YourFriend]

And then they went to some bridge to go bungee jumping and the rope failed.

[scuba steve]

the country now emptied of citizens as they all died from a bungie jumping incident was taken over by............i don't know a monkey in a mans hat...WHO WAS GERMAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[MisterMonster]

the monkey doffed his cap to some other german monkeys driving into town
"Guten tag, mein freunde," he said. "Wie geht's?"

[OhHeyItsTy]

but the monkey was unaware that some Italian pandas were planning to invade the city, and the other monkeys he was speaking to were spies for the pandas.

[justanotherguy93]

then nic, awakes from his dream only to find himself in space with th earth dystroyed

[Alfred Pennyworth]

Nick then uses the remote that he stole from the guy in CLICK, and rewinds time back to....

[drumir93]

...The Salem Witch Trials. Popping up unexpectedly in the middle of a church service seemed to be quite an unfortunate turn of events for our poor hero at this particular time.

[that kid]

But he looked like Jesus so they thought this was the second coming.

[Ghoti]

It was Jesus and everyone bowed down and repented when...

[The Joker]

A flying spaghetti monster flew by, boning a fat

[drumir93]

,Mexican teenager.

[that kid]

and the teenager was a hideous girl who had a baby and

[Ghoti]

ate the baby. then she used her ugly powers to kill over 9000 people.

[drumir93]

Considering that that is just about every European on the continent at the time, they are all vaporized and The United states never forms.

[Kahn]

Because of this the Native American population thrives and eventually travels over to Europe and conquers much of it.

[that kid]

But they also eliminate the birth-lines of the greatest scientific minds

[The Boy Genius]

and then a time machine bursts into existence tealaporting every body back to the start
Nick and Tara ate breakfast

[jack straw]

then they went to school. After a few classes they start the feel the need to get freaky :P

[that kid]

so they decide to join a satanic cult

[drumir93]

They join The Social Democratic Party of Austria, Horrifying those around them and causing serious concern for their health.

[jack straw]

Then, feeling desperate, they Re-create the Peoples Temple and have another "Picnic" with lots of kool-aid.

[The Boy Genius]

The all of a sudden Nick Murders Tarra with a rusty spoon and 3 grams of fudge cake

[Contra]

He tries to cover the murder, burying her in the backyard of the Mayor's house.

[drumir93]

After he leaves the area, the mayors dog, Cornelius Fuzzelsworth, digs up the body and drags it into the mayors living room.

[laurita_21]

they stare at the body for a wile and decide to shave her hair off !


wtf ? lol

[drumir93]

Meanwhile, Nick is beginning to regret his regrettable actions, that of which he regrets.
He decides that he must bring Tara back to life (again) and begins his quest for The Fountain of Youth, in hopes that it may save her.

[The Boy Genius]

Sadly the fountain is just a Bush
GEORGE BUSH!

[drumir93]

:yawn:

Little George reveals that he is actually a dragon who was locked away by the black knight 1,000 years ago and has only managed to keep his human form 65 years young looking by rubbing fountain of youth water on his skin all these years.

He then hands him a plastic miniature of the fountain of youth with the actual water from it that he was keeping in his pocket.

[scuba steve]

Then a mad man came and hacked them all to pieces.......the end?

[jack straw]

Each piece of the people now regenerates into a whole person, resulting in hundreds of people

[scuba steve]

the mad man calls up his neo-nazi comrades and beats the hell out the hundreds of people

[drumir93]

The process repeats resulting in thousands that defeat the army of Neo-Nazis.

These thousands of mutant freak...things..then continue on talking about how hungry they are. BUT EVERYONE WANTS SOMETHING DIFFERENT!

[jack straw]

So they all go to McDonalds and everybody is happy

[that kid]

until they all grow really fat and start dieing of heart attacks

[Hatsune Miku]

So they call their good friend scorpion to rip them out

[fohawk]

then the banana gave them kinky ideas, and they wanted to?

[fohawk]

my friend messed it up he was using my computer

[drumir93]

. . . .

Meanwhile!... The mayor is trying desperately to hide the body if Tera, as he is already under suspicion of killing his wife and his maid. Both of whom went missing weeks earlier.

[that kid]

Then the maid shows up one night at his door with a picture of his dead wife.

[jack straw]

quickly the mayor attempts to kill the maid, who is already dead (Just a Zombie) and gets bitten, and is now turning into a zombie aswell.

[that kid]

But he becomes a zombie with full control of his mind

[Cave Johnson]

He decides to become king of all zombies.
FTW? it started as two people eating breakfast.

[drumir93]

The mayor goes to the cemetery and raises hundreds of zombie minions. They charge the downtown area and start eating the citizens when Tera becomes a zombie and attempts to stop them.

[Boredomino]

"Zombie minions? Blimey, I wasn't expecting the Spanish Inquisition..."


(Subtle, probably obscure joke, hope someone out there provides the right response...)

[drumir93]

"NOBODY expects the Spanish Inquisition! Our chief weapon is surprise...surprise and fear...fear and surprise.... Our two weapons are fear and surprise...and ruthless efficiency.... Our *three* weapons are fear, surprise, and ruthless efficiency...and an almost fanatical devotion to the Pope.... Our *four*...no... *Amongst* our weapons.... Amongst our weaponry...are such elements as fear, surprise.... I'll come in again."

And then she killed some zombies.

[diamond jetstream]

as she killed her fourhundred and seventh zombie she tripps into a mystical forest where a door encrypted with the words only when the stench of the living dead enters my domain i shall rize and claim their damned souls for all eternity and suddenly something splinters the door from the other side..... a deafening roar!!.......

[that kid]

And a horrible...ferocious...kitten comes from behind the door!!!

[Hatsune Miku]

The zombies groan and taunt the kitten. What they didn't know was that the kitten was genetically modified so it has machine guns that propel out of its ass

[Obscene Eyedeas]

just then the door closed again hitting the kittie in the ass and breaking its weapons

[drumir93]

The kitten then takes out the detonation device for a suicide bomb strapped under his tale and claims he will only let every one go for 300 pounds of cat grass as compensation.

[Obscene Eyedeas]

Nd the zombies get him the cat grass and he stands there confused and says. . . . .

[that kid]

Wait no I meant cat nip.

[Hatsune Miku]

The zombies get pissed off so they decide to eat the pussy (pun intended) They continue their rampage till they reach the state of texas where they see a strange figure in the distance. They halt as the man walks towards them.

[deadpie]

The man turns out to be Adolf Hitler dressed in a bunny rabbit costume. He's holding a fifteen inch sexual torture device and destroys the zombies with it. Hitler wins nobel piece prize.

[that kid]

Then he becomes one of the greatest praised people on Earth and in history books...

[scuba steve]

American Jewish shadow government orders an assasination of Adolf

[deadpie]

But Adolf Hitler creates a Religious Cult called "Bananism", the belief of bananas being a higher power and whoever eats them will burn in banana hell.

[that kid]

And monkies are hunted and killed all over the world.

[Memory]

But two monkeys survive...

[Rebecca L Vaughn]

they escaped and went to there safe house in.....

[Uprising]

Cancun, Mexico! But Barack Obama comes on and removes a mask revealing Adolf Hitler. But then another mask is removed revealing Lady Gaga.

[Iron Man]

then another mask is removed revealing the octomom

[Uprising]

then another to reveal Charlie the Drunk Gunnea Pig

[Iron Man]

then one last mask is removed to reveal dick cheney who takes his 12 gauge and shoots obama in the face 3 times

[Uprising]

Then approval ratings go up as Dick cheney is the new president.

[that kid]

but he's actually an evil alien cyborg who

[Iron Man]

gave lady gaga her penis

[Soccerkix]

which he took off of george bush when laura wasnt looking

[that kid]

Although he didn't care because

[Iron Man]

he borrowed bill clinton`s while hillary was looking

[that kid]

Even though he never got any because

[Iron Man]

hillary cut them off as punishment

[that kid]

For forgetting their anniversary at

[Iron Man]

hawaii because he wanted to take a ride on lady gaga`s disco stick, or his for that matter

[that kid]

but she was in alaska making her newest outfit made of

[Iron Man]

the millions of thrown away editions of sarah palins book

[that kid]

after being chewed and thrown up by a giant

[Uprising]

tortise that had AIDS and

[that kid]

herpes on the butt where it came out and was found by

[unidanman]

Obama and he ate it and dies after having sex with Hilary so Bill...

[Ryhanna]

giggles and throws burning wood at a statue of Lincoln, until chuck norris comes out of nowhere and...

[Uprising]

Punches him with his 3rd fist under his beard breaking his neck. But then It turns out its not Chuck Norris but Sarah Palin. She then...

[that kid]

Gets back her outfit from Obama by...

[cody2010]

seducing him with...

[BlackBetty]

Posionous venom that will kill him.

[Leprachaun]

but not to fear as Eric Shin is coming skipping along and whistling with his first aid kit ahand

[BlackBetty]

And Eric Shin is tripped and he dies right with obama.

[that kid]

Until God decides to revive him because

[BlackBetty]

he thinks he should and then amazingly changes his mind.

[that kid]

Instead he decides to send him to hell because he

[cody2010]

liked little boys

[unidanman]

. The next day, in hell he meets a Santa Satan, Who offers money for...

[Leprachaun]

sex. Kinky sex involving

[Memory]

lots of stuffed animals...

[that kid]

That are at least 20 feet tall and...

[cody2010]

full of candy!

[that kid]

but candy poisoned with...

[Iron Man]

herbert`s liquid date drug

[djchick]

then a dog kills mario and eats daisy and peachs head

[that kid]

and yoshi turns the dog into an egg for

[cdtcmdr]

Aeroflot's IL-96 Chief pilot, who accidentally drops his plate of borscht and eggs into

[Iron Man]

joe biden`s hairplugs

[that kid]

That get pieces of egg stuck in it so he has to take them off with

[Leprachaun]

a chainsaw and lick a curtain rail for luck because

[cody2010]

he was cursed as a child

[scuba steve]

the curse means he's followed by La Roux singing "Bulletproof" in his ear for the rest of his days

[Hatsune Miku]

He cuts off his ear and sends it to his mother.

[CourageWolf]

For this freshly cut ear, his mother sends him a goat in return.

[that kid]

because she knows he likes to worship them by...

[Grayeyes]

Licking their feet and then feeding them some...

[that kid]

Chocolate pudding mixed with...

[HellHound]

carrots that...

[SosbanFach]

are overcooked

[that kid]

But the goat didn't like it and...

[snowblinded]

and ate all of his toes so...

[Toothpick]

... he got an infection and turned into a zombie, then...

[that kid]

Tries to eat Obama but...

[TheMatrix]

.....he gets shot at. then......

[PoseidonX43]

then he got back up, then.

[that kid]

Infects the secret service who...