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mrbean
February 6th, 2005, 05:32 PM
Is it normal to give yourself an oral? I don't think it is b/c I'm the only one I know of that can do it, but it feels good. If you can do it too, please post how you discovered you could here.
Just...Will
February 6th, 2005, 05:40 PM
i cant reach it
FSTman
February 6th, 2005, 05:42 PM
i cant reach it, but how big are u if you can reach it?
mrbean
February 6th, 2005, 06:01 PM
I'm only 4.5 when hard
AC.wAkeBoArDin.06
February 6th, 2005, 06:17 PM
im 6 inches and cant reach
serial-thrilla
February 6th, 2005, 07:03 PM
i cant reach but even if i could i dont think i'd do it, in my opinion thats pretty gross.
Dante
February 6th, 2005, 08:31 PM
i dont think you guys should try. I heard it gives you serious back problems.
and is it gay giving yourself oral sex?
rojomenpa
February 6th, 2005, 11:15 PM
no, its not gay, i can reach it, and i have done it only twice
Dante
February 6th, 2005, 11:49 PM
did your back hurt after you did it?
LiveStrong
February 7th, 2005, 12:03 AM
Nope, I can't. If I did I wouldn't do it, I just get a girlfriend that has some experiance with oral. :wink:
Chrono
February 7th, 2005, 12:25 AM
I've tried and I can reach but I'm not going to give myself oral cause i just think its kinda nasty to do that to yourself
Anonymous
February 7th, 2005, 12:26 AM
Can't reach, 7 inches. I would if I could.
-Ekia
rojomenpa
February 7th, 2005, 11:54 AM
did your back hurt after you did it?
No it didn't
Ravenous
February 7th, 2005, 12:08 PM
Would if i could but i cant
mrbean
February 7th, 2005, 05:07 PM
It feels good, and it isn't that wierd.
Underage_Thinker
February 7th, 2005, 09:38 PM
Mrbean hey how do u do it are there any strechs u do beforhand b/c i wont to try but cant 8)
mrbean
February 8th, 2005, 05:32 PM
Uh, yeah, I just do it, but it helps to do the streches that we do in PE (You could have just asked me personally)
itsbs2
February 8th, 2005, 06:09 PM
i cant do it, but if i could i would
Dante
February 8th, 2005, 06:43 PM
why are you gusy so intersted in doing that?
Whisper
February 8th, 2005, 06:45 PM
why are you gusy so intersted in doing that?
I have no idea.
but BE CAREFULL!!!!!!!......If any of you have jobs I don't think WCB would cover this LOL ye been warned arrrrr
Anonymous
February 10th, 2005, 11:04 AM
I wanna see that... how the heck can you do that unless u can bend into a pretzel or somthin
Whisper
February 10th, 2005, 11:11 AM
I wanna see that...
LMAO holly shit LOL thats pricless!
serial-thrilla
February 19th, 2005, 06:47 PM
yeah that would be extemely hard i dont see how anyone could do that,
Waiting
February 19th, 2005, 06:54 PM
marilyn manson can...he took out a couple of ribs so he can bend that way
but for most its impossible
unless u have a metre long dick
mrbean
February 19th, 2005, 07:30 PM
how the heck can you do that unless u can bend into a pretzel or somthin
I can bend into a pretzel, but unfortunatly, I got baces so I have to stop :cry:
rojomenpa
February 20th, 2005, 09:48 PM
I can do it, my dick is 7.5 inches, it's not impossible, i'm double jointed, that's why i can do it, i've done it only twice, i can reach only to the middle part of the penis, but not to the base.
Sephiroth
February 20th, 2005, 09:52 PM
Im 7 1/2 inches when at max. Cant reach, but wouldent that be nasty? XD
serial-thrilla
February 21st, 2005, 05:57 PM
yeah i dont know why anyone would want to do that. :?:
tinkerbellfan
February 21st, 2005, 08:22 PM
Im a chick and i think that is pretty dang nasty!! but hey like i said im a chick! what do i know!
Julio caesar shavez the 4
February 21st, 2005, 11:24 PM
wow this is a weird subject but if I could i would try but I think I would feel pretty gay after.
pat
February 22nd, 2005, 12:26 AM
I have tried it and been sucsessful,but i thik it's gay so i just wank
Ravenous
February 22nd, 2005, 03:39 PM
How is it any different to wanking, wanking you are still playing with your dick, and sucking you just use youre mouth instead of your hand, no difference at all
serial-thrilla
February 22nd, 2005, 04:18 PM
WHAT?! theres a huge difference between touching and sucking! for example if i saw a snake on the ground i may touch it but no way id put it in my mouth! :)
maximan
February 22nd, 2005, 05:03 PM
WHAT?! theres a huge difference between touching and sucking! for example if i saw a snake on the ground i may touch it but no way id put it in my mouth! :)
Haha point well put.
And no, thats disgusting in my opinion.
Ravenous
February 22nd, 2005, 05:11 PM
WHAT?! theres a huge difference between touching and sucking! for example if i saw a snake on the ground i may touch it but no way id put it in my mouth! :)
But touching or sucking a snake woudltn give you pleasure would it? OR WOULD IT :shock: Its totally different to a snake you fool
-Silence
February 22nd, 2005, 05:46 PM
About the whole rib removal thing, manson, in his book writes:
"If I'd really gotten my ribs removed, I would have been busy sucking my own dick on The Wonder Years instead of chasing Winnie Cooper. Besides, I wouldn't have sucked other people's dicks on stage either. I would have been sucking my own. Plus, who really has time to be killing puppies when you can be sucking your own dick? I think I'm gonna call a surgeon in the morning."
--Manson.."The Long Hard Road Out Of Hell"
serial-thrilla
February 22nd, 2005, 09:29 PM
WHAT?! theres a huge difference between touching and sucking! for example if i saw a snake on the ground i may touch it but no way id put it in my mouth! :)
But touching or sucking a snake woudltn give you pleasure would it? OR WOULD IT :shock: Its totally different to a snake you fool stop calling me a fool you turd. but yes i think it would be much more disgusting sucking your own penis opposed to rubbing it.
Twizted_darkness
February 23rd, 2005, 03:11 PM
Hmm if i could give my self, self oral that would rule but im not flexibal enough
Ravenous
February 23rd, 2005, 03:14 PM
WHAT?! theres a huge difference between touching and sucking! for example if i saw a snake on the ground i may touch it but no way id put it in my mouth! :)
But touching or sucking a snake woudltn give you pleasure would it? OR WOULD IT :shock: Its totally different to a snake you fool stop calling me a fool you turd. but yes i think it would be much more disgusting sucking your own penis opposed to rubbing it.
I dont think it would be disgusting at all
///James///
February 23rd, 2005, 03:28 PM
well you have to remember that, from what i have heard, that getting a blow job is ment to feel like a really long-mastubation climax, with less cum, so you can see why you might want to suck your own.
i would want to, i sort of can, like i can (if my forskin is down) lick the top of it,but that is it,sadly enough!
kevintimeisnow11
May 20th, 2005, 11:15 AM
Im sure I could reach but I don't think im ready for self oral sex
FSTman
May 20th, 2005, 06:15 PM
how do u bend that way!?
Whisper
May 20th, 2005, 06:18 PM
......I'm guessing difficultly
DanTheMan
May 21st, 2005, 06:01 PM
I used to be able to. I just tried it one day and saw that I could. I couldnt completely get my mouth all the way around it though, just over the head. It tasted REALLY bad. I cant do it anymore but if I could, I would practice.
yann
May 21st, 2005, 06:36 PM
i can not do it, i have a 7in long penis and all i can do is reach the tip with my tounge sometimes, its really hard for me to do even that. i know that if i could i most likely would...
jeff
May 21st, 2005, 06:40 PM
i never even tried thta to me tjhta is just plain old disqusting
yann
May 22nd, 2005, 10:11 PM
the only thing i'd find disgustin is if u'd blow it in your mouth, if i could i'd suck til im ready to blow then finish with the jerkin... those that can do it do u blow it in ur mouth???
Φρανκομβριτ
May 22nd, 2005, 10:57 PM
well you have to remember that, from what i have heard, that getting a blow job is ment to feel like a really long-mastubation climax, with less cum, so you can see why you might want to suck your own.
i would want to, i sort of can, like i can (if my forskin is down) lick the top of it,but that is it,sadly enough! I can do that. But it's hard.
<-Dying_to_Live->
May 22nd, 2005, 10:58 PM
ya i know. i can only like the top
Φρανκομβριτ
May 22nd, 2005, 10:59 PM
ya i know. i can only like the top Like the top?
serial-thrilla
May 22nd, 2005, 11:51 PM
ya i know. i can only like the top Like the top? i think he means lick.
Φρανκομβριτ
May 23rd, 2005, 12:21 AM
ya i know. i can only like the top Like the top? i think he means lick.
I know, I'm taking the mick!
sharpie9944
May 24th, 2005, 07:02 PM
I've only tried once, and I could. I'm totally straight and all, but I doubt its that bad. If you consider giving yourself oral bad, then masturbating is like giving yourself a hand job, which would be just as bad.
WannaKnow
June 2nd, 2005, 06:24 PM
how do you bend your body to do that? :bounce:
kolte
June 2nd, 2005, 09:05 PM
I cant but i think that even the ppl who said they could not woud try. you are all liars.
Kev*
June 3rd, 2005, 12:13 PM
i tryed but i cant.i dont think id want 2 mi dik probabably whould disgusting.
wat did it taste like
chazz92
June 14th, 2005, 12:41 PM
why are you gusy so intersted in doing that?i have no idea
appletiser-with-friends
June 29th, 2007, 07:52 PM
I'm 8inches When Erect And I Still Cant Reach!
Maverick
June 29th, 2007, 08:05 PM
I'm 8inches When Erect And I Still Cant Reach!
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