Sam, Sam, Sam...

[nachtspiegel]

Sam I Am, I do not like green eggs and ham!

Anyway, there are two things I am dying to know about you: how old you are, and what you look like. I know I'm not the only one.

Can I get a whoop whoop?

No, but seriously, will the undying curiosity about you ever be relieved, Sam?

[theOperaGhost]

I know the answers to these two things...but I shall not give them, at least with out his permission.

[Mzor203]

He's blond. :D

[Zephyr]

I know, I know...
Sam... unveil yourself to the public...
Pwease :D

[ShatteredWings]

I know the answers to these two things...but I shall not give them, at least with out his permission.

do it


I wanna know if he's actually young enough to be on this site

:P

I beleive he once said he was 18 though.. not 100% on that

[Requin]

Hmmm, I'll try not to be too persuasive to him..as he'll only ask for mine too!
Your age would be interesting to know.

As you know mine. :-)

[Halibut]

hes probably some emo kid with pink hair :D

[ShatteredWings]

doubt it, but that would be intersting

[Burnthecity]

Hahahaha, i know the answer to both :)

[ShatteredWings]

WHAT?

Sam, you send your friends pics, but you won't tell everyone?

[AutumnDae]

I know how old he is.

[Requin]

I think it's a bit unfair that we're talking about him and he's not here. At least he can explain a bit. :-)

[AutumnDae]

I PMed him a while ago asking how old he was. He didn't even put up a fight, he just answered and asked how I was! I've never asked what he looks like, so I have no idea about that one.

[Whisper]

I'm guessing this is about IAMSAM?

[AutumnDae]

Yes, you guessed correctly.

[Zephyr]

Silly Samuel...
Don't be so shy :D

[AllThatIsLeft]

ooooh.. i'm curious too!!

if so many know how old he is, just say it! ;P

now what he looks like is entirely different ..=\

[byee]

*Blushes*.....I love a great mystery, don't you?

Unfortunately, the mystery will have to continue a bit longer until I have some more time to respond appropriately, gotta dash out now.

*Whoosh*

(I left some brownies on the table to keep you properly nourished and happy in the meanwhile).

[ShatteredWings]

what is it with you and brownines??

Anyways.. you are 18.. right?

[Electric Cheese]

I'd enjoy these brownies even more if I was able to put a name to a face

[AllThatIsLeft]

boooo Sam...

stop with the suspense and come clean :P

[The Batman]

I know what he looks like and it's completely unbelievable as for his age I'm not so sure

[Camazotz]

I always thought he was 14 or 15. But I don't know, I've never seen him.

[ShatteredWings]

He talks like a frekin psychologest.. i doubt he's 15

[theOperaGhost]

I'm still loving that fact that this is all such a big mystery to everyone. :P

[ShatteredWings]

show us damn you!

(in the most fun loving way... er that came off insulting by accident sry)

[AllThatIsLeft]

:(....... i wannnaaaa knowwwwwww!!
i'm gonna get into hacking just to find out :P

[Antares]

I know some things about him, but I never knew they were secret....

lol

so now i know :D

[Zephyr]

Awwww, Samuel...
If you recall correctly,
We're 'engaged',
And I still have only seen one snap shot of you :P
You can show ME,
I won't tell anyone else :P

[ShatteredWings]

ANYONE WHO HAS INFO SHOULD POST IT

muhahaha

[AutumnDae]

I have info. Should I post it? Idk.

[The Batman]

He's like 18 or 19 i think. As for the pic I will post it only if Sam lets me.

[ShatteredWings]

yes please autumn :P

[theOperaGhost]

I don't mind saying his age, he's 19. But I'm not going to post his picture. That's just mean, I know, because I've done it before. If he wants people to see him, he can post it.

[Oblivion]

I know the answers to these two things...but I shall not give them, at least with out his permission.

I know also! :D
Well thanks to you anyways Jared. Lol.

[byee]

Golly, all this attention! Last month's survey, now this. Why me? What's the big deal? LOL!

Well, you guys know what you know, some know more, some less. Just like real life! I'm not going to post a pic, though, I don't like the attention, and it gets in the way. I'd like people to judge me based on my work rather than my appearance.

But, I did bring some popcorn.

[Oblivion]

*munches popcorn*
What survey? :P

Anyways, the big deal is... You are awesome ;P

[nachtspiegel]

girl;434773']what is it with you and brownines??

It doesn't matter. :D
I should kidnap him and make him make me lots of brownies. I can't make them for shit and they sound really really good right now. :whoops:

[ShatteredWings]

SAMMMMMMMMMMM...... we woudln't think LESS of you if we saw you... come onnnn...

[BeautifulSilence]

Wow. I missed all of this...? In. One day :what:

[Donkey]

:P He's entitled to his privacy. -ahem-

[byee]

omg......!

[AllThatIsLeft]

SAM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! show us pretty please:):):):):):):):):)

i'll make you a cake :D

[Mzor203]

omg......!

Like... Sam's shortest post ever. 0_o

Did I mention he's blond? :D

[Oblivion]

Dirty blond isn't he?
Lol :P

Sam you should really show a pic :P
Nothing to hide.

[Mzor203]

Dirty blond isn't he?
Lol :P

Sam you should really show a pic :P
Nothing to hide.

Nick... you can't bug anyone until you've shown a pic yourself. :P

[Oblivion]

Nick... you can't bug anyone until you've shown a pic yourself. :P

I guess not... :P

[ShatteredWings]

omg......!

HE PARTICIAPATED IN SPAM..

omg..

kill!

(lol jk jk, we love you)

[AutumnDae]

I was never really the curious before this thread. I didn't really care, now I do though. Thanks a lot guys!

[nachtspiegel]

I love starting big threads. :)

I have two... this one, and a sticky in ROTW.
(Even though that sticky was poorly composed.)

[The Batman]

I have a pic of Sam in a very sexy pose on the beach or something with a white shirt on unbuttoned.

[Oblivion]

I have a pic of Sam in a very sexy pose on the beach or something with a white shirt on unbuttoned.

Thats the same one I've seen.
I don't have a copy though :(

[The Batman]

I still have a copy of it.

[BeautifulSilence]

Since Sam's a VT member, he's gonna be hot. Everyone here is.

It's like impossible to have so many gorgeous people... Even if it's a world-wide thing.. I still say it's impossible.

*Goes to look at smexii pitchers in the album*

[Camazotz]

I always imagined Sam being a nerd with huge glasses and always reading a psychiatry book.

[byee]

I always imagined Sam being a nerd with huge glasses and always reading a psychiatry book.

And to think, you were one I admired for perceptiveness. Pity.

[Oblivion]

And to think, you were one I admired for perceptiveness. Pity.

Sam I think it was a compliment lol :P

[BeautifulSilence]

Hey

Nerds + huge glasses + reading = effin' sexy!

[byee]

Hey

Nerds + huge glasses + reading = effin' sexy!

Nah.....

[Mzor203]

Hey

Nerds + huge glasses + reading = effin' sexy!

My glasses are only normal sized buuut....

Marry me? :D





:P

[Requin]

With all this pleading for pics, with others boasting about how freakin amazing they are as they already know!

Are we really going to wangle a pic from you Sam???

[AutumnDae]

I doubt he will give it up.

I don't think I've ever pictured you Sam.

[byee]

No wrangling permitted, this is a "G" rated thread.

It's not a very good pic, anyway. Although I will say my hair is most assuredly not 'pink', nor do I have nerdy glasses. Geez, to think you guys could even imagine me like that.

[AutumnDae]

Do you have glasses at all?

[AllThatIsLeft]

i think i give up -_-
i see a lost cause already.

thanks to this thread, i'm really curious.
but it wont kill me if i dont see him.

meh (:P)

[byee]

I wear glasses sometimes, my eyes get tired form reading, I have this cool 3 piece (frameless) pair, sorta small ovals with the thin gold bridge from 1900. Very cool.

[Kiros]

Hmm... I think I have a pretty good idea of what he looks like.

This:
http://www.20minutestolessstress.com/blond-guy-relaxing.jpg

... except for a tad smaller arms, a different hair style, and without the pillow ;)

[byee]

LOL!

Golly, if I looked like THAT no one would ever take me seriously anymore!!

..besides, it's dirty blonde and grey eyes..........

[Kiros]

His eyes/hair doesn't count. It's a representation until you share your image ;)

[AutumnDae]

Is this more like you Sam?

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v629/MSPMatt/jessespencer2.jpg

[byee]

(omg, they're going to start posting their own pics of me now......)

No, dearie, no. A bit softer looking.

[AutumnDae]

Alright, I'll take a look and see what I can find. :)

Like....this?

http://i36.photobucket.com/albums/e3/PR2/chris_evans.jpg

Or more like....this?

http://www.freewebs.com/x17skmbdrchiczxx/49m.jpg

[AllThatIsLeft]

ooohh thats actually how i kind of picture him XD

[Cloud]

http://www.yesnet.yk.ca/schools/wes/webquests_themes/animals/northern_animals_denise/images/beaver1.jpg



haha hey sam is this you??? lol i told u id do it



yay thankyou sam for letting theworld enjoy this lovely picture of you

[byee]

..........oh great, now they'll post pictures of animals. Rodents, no less.....


thanks so much, Calum.

[theOperaGhost]

Hmm... I think I have a pretty good idea of what he looks like.

This:
http://www.20minutestolessstress.com/blond-guy-relaxing.jpg

... except for a tad smaller arms, a different hair style, and without the pillow ;)

That is actually not too terribly far off, but it's a bit too blonde. Doesn't look exactly like him, but it's pretty close.

[Cloud]

ur very welcome samuel i couldve made it blonde be glad i didnt

[NightHawksr71]

IAMSAM, I guess this is what you get for being an active and helpful member of VT:P Ah well, I guess you'll just have to disappear from TWPR for little while until things quieten down eh?

[byee]

Oh, c'mom, Jared, I look nothing at all like HIM! He's too.....pretty. I'm not pretty.

And Calum? What next? Large farm animals?

[Cloud]

happy i changed it for you not many people saw it (i hope) so no need to shoot me

MOOOOOO? if u understood that then i will haa

[Oblivion]

That is actually not too terribly far off, but it's a bit too blonde. Doesn't look exactly like him, but it's pretty close.

I agree
Sam you aren't bad lookin, why hide yourself?! :P

[AllThatIsLeft]

lol sam.. all this will die out if you just show it.

it will be the end of ur popularity. isnt that what you want?

[The Batman]

Sam your pic is HAWT!!!! You look a lot like that guy.

[byee]

Oh, Paula, if it was posted it would not end my popularity. It would just be a huge distraction.

Love me for my brains, love me for my heart. Not my looks.

[Cloud]

love u for ur dams or ur udders ???

[AllThatIsLeft]

we all already love you. why not add to the charm???

[Oblivion]

I used to be peeved about people liking others for their looks; it seemed like they liked them for what they have, not who they are.
But appearance is part of who you are, so I kinda think its OK now lol.

Anyways I understand not showing; after all no one on this whole site has ever seen my face. Lol.

[Antares]

Wow.
Spamfest.

[The Batman]

John you have no picture either and the most anyone has seen of you is your forehead(which was me) so :P

[byee]

omg....moved to the arcade, I'm reduced to people's amusement.....oh, dear.

[Cloud]

well thats knackered me getting posts from joking with u sam haha

[Oblivion]

:hmm:
I don't think this is spam.
No more of a spamfest than half the stuff in diaries, and they count as posts.
Sam you aren't just for entertainment lol.

[byee]

:hmm:
I don't think this is spam.
No more of a spamfest than half the stuff in diaries, and they count as posts.
Sam you aren't just for entertainment lol.


but.....you....think.....I'm only 'not bad' looking.....? That's it?! *Sniffle*

[AllThatIsLeft]

no sam u r very hepful and knowledgeable, and kind and a lot of of other good stuff

but u wont show urself!!!!!

[byee]

[QUOTE=AllThatIsLeft;436723]no sam u r very hepful and knowledgeable, and kind and a lot of of other good stuff

Isn't that showing myself? Isn't that stuff the most revealing?

[AllThatIsLeft]

it is.. but it is also nice to put a face to a name or w.e that saying goes.

[The Batman]

I have a pic of Sam on my computer.

[Cloud]

show urself please come on ull get cakes of people and everything or you will be forever known as a blonde beaver who studies phsycology ahaha i only joking with u sam thankgod he can take a joke or id be doomed

[Oblivion]

but.....you....think.....I'm only 'not bad' looking.....? That's it?! *Sniffle*

Lol! Sam you look great.
But I definitely get not wanting people to see lol.

[byee]

I have a pic of Sam on my computer.

Oh how disgusting, Thomas. How could you?

[AutumnDae]

Hah! This is amusing actually. :)

[The Batman]

Sam you've known I've had it for months.

[AllThatIsLeft]

oh Sam, dear Sam, wont you be a greater dear and show us your picture????????
:D:D:D:D:D:D

[AutumnDae]

I bet....the day he decides to leave VT, for whatever reason, he will post a picture.

[Antares]

Well im not posting a picture until,
A. i graduate
or
B. I become the sole administrator of virtualteen.

Since Sam already is like old :P
then I htink he should post a real picture of himself like, now.

[Mzor203]

Well im not posting a picture until,
A. i graduate
or
B. I become the sole administrator of virtualteen.

Since Sam already is like old :P
then I htink he should post a real picture of himself like, now.

Where the hell did this sole thing come in? 0_o

[Oblivion]

Where the hell did this sole thing come in? 0_o

Not likely unless VT takes a turn for the worst
Otherwise we'll need more and more as we get more members.

[AllThatIsLeft]

can we go back to Sam?

i still want picture:P:P

[Mzor203]

Not likely unless VT takes a turn for the worst
Otherwise we'll need more and more as we get more members.

No, no, what I mean is, John originally just said he needed to be an admin to give up a pic. Now he has to be the SOLE admin. B.S. :P

[Oblivion]

Lol :P
He likes making up new rules along the way

[Camazotz]

And to think, you were one I admired for perceptiveness. Pity.

Aww, I'm sorry.

I have a pic of Sam on my computer.

Eew...:P

I'm still in suspense whether or not Sam will post a picture. It's funny that this was moved to the arcade.

[byee]

omg.....I never thought of blackmail, maybe that would work? Nah.

Or, I could contact that guy Blagovich the Illinois ex Governor, and have him handle this, maybe he could sell it for me?

Or, I could pull Tony Soprano out of retirement and have him deal with it?

Maybe Obama would give me a job in his new Cabinet?

[AllThatIsLeft]

SAM :(.. i never thought of you to be this cruel.

i'm losing the image of you being all those great things.

[Antares]

Oopsies.
Okay.
AN admin.

Better now?

How about!
Sam becomes a mod.
Then we fire a mod.
Put him in for a few mins.
We hand over the pic.
Fire sam.
and we win in the end :D

[Oblivion]

Works for me.
Who votes we fire John? :D

[Antares]

I do!

:p

[byee]

Hey, the Mod's hijacking my thread! Start your own vainglorious thread, John. Geez.

Now, back to me........

[AutumnDae]

Oh no, he doesn't have a big head or ANYTHING.

So, are you gonna post a picture or no?

[byee]

Nope.

[AutumnDae]

Well then what is this thread any good for?!

[AllThatIsLeft]

it isnt
he just likes the attention!!!!

i got u figured out SAM

[Cloud]

use reverse phsycology ignore him then hell want the attentino again so post a picture so he gets it i got him all figured out . I KNOW YOUR GAME SAM you and all u phsycology students

[Oblivion]

Oh no, he doesn't have a big head or ANYTHING.

So, are you gonna post a picture or no?
You can say that again... :P
Considering I am the most popular person in my class,
I would be companions with everyone.

[byee]

Actually, it's b/c I DON'T like the attention that I'm passing on the request.

[AutumnDae]

Well we would stop bugging you if you'd just post a darn picture already!

[Cloud]

Well we would stop bugging you if you'd just post a darn picture already!

she does have a good point

[Tiberius]

Hey, the Mod's hijacking my thread! Start your own vainglorious thread, John. Geez.

Now, back to me........

Hey, Sam. I thought that you didn't like all of this attention that is being brought upon you? Or am I just imagining things now...? Oh, and btw I would like to see the picture of you:P

[Kiros]

I'm a pretty girl...

[Random_oso06]

I'm a pretty girl...

what......hahahahaha Ben thats random to say lol you just made my day

[Camazotz]

I'm a pretty girl...

:eek:

I don't even want to know.

[DarkWingedAngel]

Hey, Sam. I thought that you didn't like all of this attention that is being brought upon you? Or am I just imagining things now...? Oh, and btw I would like to see the picture of you:P
lol

Well we would stop bugging you if you'd just post a darn picture already!
yep i agree






i can't believe i never saw this thread
i wanna face to match your name sam
*gets tickle fingers ready*

[Triceratops]

Just show us!!!!!

We all want to see how beautiful you are ^_____^

[AutumnDae]

Sam....you are sexxxxxxy! :D

[Kiros]

what......hahahahaha Ben thats random to say lol you just made my day

And what a great signature quote it makes! :)

Sam....you are sexxxxxxy! :D

Seconded.

[AllThatIsLeft]

Sam is a Sexy Model 19 year old!!!!

[AutumnDae]

Yes Sam, what modeling agency are you with?

[Oblivion]

He caved?

[AllThatIsLeft]

lol XD

[byee]

*Sigh* this is why I don't share, it really IS a distraction.

Love me for my brain, love me for my heart, not my looks, I had no control over them, they really don't mean much.

[DarkWingedAngel]

omg did he cave

[byee]

Desi, dear. I do not 'cave'. I 'respond'.

[Oblivion]

Sam. You are freaking awesome. :D

[byee]

Sam. You are freaking awesome. :D

Yes, Nick, I certainly am. (and thank you!)

[Triceratops]

Love me for my brain, love me for my heart, not my looks, I had no control over them, they really don't mean much.

BUT if you got it, flaunt it :)

[Cloud]

Sam Darth is coming quickly to the Millenium Falcon. you know its true sam

[byee]

Sam Darth is coming quickly to the Millenium Falcon. you know its true sam


LOL! It's perhaps most flattering, Noodles, that you see me as the Savior of the World. (good judgement, btw).

I shall have my Light Sword at the ready.

[The Batman]

Have your picture at the ready too.

[Oblivion]

If you've seen his pic say I

I

[AutumnDae]

I! :D

[AllThatIsLeft]

I

lol Sam XD

[The Batman]

I :D

[Requin]

I.....have not seen it. :-(
He won't show me one of him until I've shown one of moi.

*sighs* what a dilemma. Sam don't be modest...you like this really. You've got 8 pages of replies and pleas and braggings that they know what you look like.

[Cloud]

I.
and its light saber get it right.

[DarkWingedAngel]

nay
show me sam

[byee]

I.....have not seen it. :-(
He won't show me one of him until I've shown one of moi.

*sighs* what a dilemma. Sam don't be modest...you like this really. You've got 8 pages of replies and pleas and braggings that they know what you look like.

Get Skype, silly. Get Skype, silly. Why don't you have Skype, silly? My voice, and piccie, live and in person!

I must admit that 8 pages about moi is a bit of a stunner. For the longest time I've felt that I've been shouting into the darkness here, wondering if this was time well spent. I suppose I shouldn't conclude that b/c there's not much of an echo that i'm not alone.

Get Skype, silly.

[Requin]

How do I get skype silly man???
I'm sure it'll be fun with us abusing each other about how silly we are.

Or is it just me?

[DarkWingedAngel]

why haven't I seen a pic of you Sam
eh
Iwould really like to put a face to your name

[AllThatIsLeft]

Google skype !! and download easy as that! get a screen name and voila (sp)
say hello to our skype orgy :)

[Requin]

I could see you as a salesman. Hey get skype and have loads of orgies!!!!

Anyway..Sam's not going to budge....so I won't push any more.

[AllThatIsLeft]

he already did!! he's pic is in his display pic in skype.
but if your not willing to do your part, i dont think you'll see him :P

[AutumnDae]

Sam, I must tell you. I've seen a picture AND heard your voice, and I don't feel any different about you. I don't care what you look like. Or sound like. The advice you give is killer (good) and nothing will change that. Even if you looked like a hippo in a tutu. And sounded like one!

[Cloud]

9 pages on you now sam are u happy that people love you this mcuh to see what u look like.
how was hoth was the weather nice?

[AllThatIsLeft]

i agree with autumn

[Cloud]

autumn is right sam your advice is awesome and no ones gonna not take ur advice because of how you look. you could look like chubacca and ed still listen to you we'd laugh aswell but still listen so give the people what they want or dont ive seen ur pic so im not too fussed lol

[AutumnDae]

Either way, it's your choice Sam. :) Do what you feel you should. Which you are I suppose, by not posting a picture.

[SapphireDragon13]

I feel left out lol... idk what Sam looks like :(

~Jenelle

[byee]

Oh, no......................not this........................

Jenelle, I have 2 eyes, a mouth, and, oh yeah, a nose right smack dab in the middle of my face.

[The Resurrected One]

And your hair isn't white, is it?

[byee]

And your hair isn't white, is it?

Huh?

I think you're confusing me with Camazotz.

[OnlyByTheNight.]

So i suppose we never gonna find out what the infamous Sam looks like!

[Requin]

Except for the ones who have seen him. I have at last added myself to that list. But it doesn't need to be made such a fuss about, even though he does enjoy it. :)

And we'll ignore the bump.

[AllThatIsLeft]

LOL!! .. this again XD

[Cloud]

its okay paula we know wha he looks like so we can laugh

hahhahahahaha


p.s sam u forgot to mention ur universe saviour look alike

[Requin]

Points at Paula and laughs.

It's not a big deal, honest.

[byee]

its okay paula we know wha he looks like so we can laugh

hahhahahahaha


p.s sam u forgot to mention ur universe saviour look alike

Oh, pleaaaase! I do NOT look like Luke Skywalker, Calum, nor do I *Gasp!* look like a member of a boy band, Joseph. Geez............I thought you guys LIKED me!

[Mzor203]

I thought you guys LIKED me!

We do... but that doesn't mean we can't equate you with random people... though I don't understand how someone was able to equate you to Luke skywalker...

[Cloud]

Rex he had an old picture that was smal land it looked s much like luke skywalker nad why are you complaining sam i thought u woudlve liked being saviour of the universe.
Love you sam hahah

[byee]

Saviour of the universe fits me, Calum. I like that. Being 'cute' doesn't, however, it sorta contradicts the image, yes? Besides, I do NOT do 'Cute' very well. People don't take 'Cute' guys seriously, it's like the 'dumb blonde' thing.

[Zephyr]

Not necessarily.

I prefer cute guys :)

Show yourself Mr. Samuel!

[AllThatIsLeft]

Points at Paula and laughs.

It's not a big deal, honest.

why are u lauhging at me.. i find it funny :)

i already know what he looks like :D...

so i know its not a big deal XD

[AutumnDae]

Yeah, don't call Sam cute. Just don't. Handsome? That'd work. Manly is fine too I bet.

[byee]

Yeah, don't call Sam cute. Just don't. Handsome? That'd work. Manly is fine too I bet.


I've chosen you well, too, Autumn. :)

[AutumnDae]

:)

When people say cute I think of babies......

[AllThatIsLeft]

oh Sam Sam.. u like the big words dont you??

[Cloud]

hes a phsycology student what do u expect from him actually your newest pic reminds me of something that i cant pu my finger on. i think it may be something from "friends".

[Viral Death]

SAM just show us the picture it would be a suprise

[byee]

*sigh*

[DarkWingedAngel]

didn't he already show it to people
i don't know what he looks like tho
Sam show a picture

[AutumnDae]

He's not going to show a picture. He doesn't want to. And that's fine. :)

[DarkWingedAngel]

i mean if he doesn't it's fine with me
i just want a face to go along with that great advise he gives

[byee]

Golly, not this. Again. I want to be loved for my brain, not my looks. Appreciate me for my heart. Why me? There are countless people here who haven't shared (Nick? *Cough* Cough*), why not bother them?

[IAMWILL]

Oh Sam, Sam, age know to me yet begged for like.... SPAM..... yeahhhh...

I don't exactly care what you look like, but i do want to know where you live! You seem close....

[Viral Death]

Sorry I guess I havent thought of that. You dont have to I wish I could see it but I guess not