MysticalBurrito
January 21st, 2009, 11:30 AM
A Girl And Her Love For Baked beans
By
Karina
There once was a girl who lived in a cave with beady eyes the would make a mouse cry but she was not always like this it all started with her first can of baked beans..
Three years ago..
It was a sunny day in boring Fartsville Texas when a girl had her first look at baked beans she told her parents she would not eat them because they looked gross but her parents said they tasted good.
So she took a bite and it was love at first taste.
Her soul wanted the very taste of the gassy food it was her desire
Her very lustful taste buds wanted that taste they needed that taste.
Her adiction became worse as the days turned into weeks and weeks turned into months.
Her friends knew how important her beans where to her but they kept saying Lusy the beans are bad for you their controlling your mind!
No they arent she would yell back their my friends!
So they left the poor bean addicted friend behind drowning in her own vapors it was a terrible smell something a dead person should only smell like but she kept on eating them beans but as the smell got worse people started leaving her the government even bought her her own house away from where anybody lived.
But the years went by and only the lord knows what happen during that time her hygen went down she smelled like a dead skunk and worse of all the beans stunted her growth so she only grew to be two feet tall but that’s not all that happen her feet grew to a massive size 12 the worst thing was even her pet rock thought she smelled terrible.
So because she didn’t listen to her friends she spent the rest of her life in a small dark cave with the bats, snakes, lizards, and bugs.
the end
By
Karina
There once was a girl who lived in a cave with beady eyes the would make a mouse cry but she was not always like this it all started with her first can of baked beans..
Three years ago..
It was a sunny day in boring Fartsville Texas when a girl had her first look at baked beans she told her parents she would not eat them because they looked gross but her parents said they tasted good.
So she took a bite and it was love at first taste.
Her soul wanted the very taste of the gassy food it was her desire
Her very lustful taste buds wanted that taste they needed that taste.
Her adiction became worse as the days turned into weeks and weeks turned into months.
Her friends knew how important her beans where to her but they kept saying Lusy the beans are bad for you their controlling your mind!
No they arent she would yell back their my friends!
So they left the poor bean addicted friend behind drowning in her own vapors it was a terrible smell something a dead person should only smell like but she kept on eating them beans but as the smell got worse people started leaving her the government even bought her her own house away from where anybody lived.
But the years went by and only the lord knows what happen during that time her hygen went down she smelled like a dead skunk and worse of all the beans stunted her growth so she only grew to be two feet tall but that’s not all that happen her feet grew to a massive size 12 the worst thing was even her pet rock thought she smelled terrible.
So because she didn’t listen to her friends she spent the rest of her life in a small dark cave with the bats, snakes, lizards, and bugs.
the end