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GamerKnowsAll
January 19th, 2009, 10:00 PM
I am going on a holiday with my family, we leave tomorrow and I have to share a room with my Dad. Where do I masturbate? I Maturbate daily and if I don't I will probably go insane. I was thinking in the bathrooms but I take about 10-20 mins to ejaculate because I take my time and make it feel good :D.

My best friend said he dose it in bed, but I know my Dad takes a long time to get to sleep, and wont he hear the rubbing noises?

So where do you guys do it?

Oblivion
January 19th, 2009, 10:02 PM
My best advice would be to not do it for a week or so (however long the holiday is)
Its way to risky to do it while your family is around. Just learn some self control during the holiday ;)

GamerKnowsAll
January 19th, 2009, 10:05 PM
My best advice would be to not do it for a week or so (however long the holiday is)
Its way to risky to do it while your family is around. Just learn some self control during the holiday ;)

But if I see a hot girl, I'm going to want to.

AllThatIsLeft
January 19th, 2009, 10:07 PM
i know i'm girl ... but depends where your going? forest beach? lake? .. find a secluded space......

or reduce the time you take doing it, and just get it over with.. some better than nothing!

Eskie Dog
January 19th, 2009, 10:12 PM
Actually, put it off. I once didn't masturbate for two weeks, because I was at camp. When I finally did it was like a volcano erupting and the orgasm was really intense, so in my pinion, waiting is worth it

Oblivion
January 19th, 2009, 10:14 PM
But if I see a hot girl, I'm going to want to.

You don't have to- you shouldn't 'need' to - masturbate every time you see a hot girl.
Like before, really what needs to be done is learning the art of self control. Just don't do it.

thiscityisdead
January 19th, 2009, 10:16 PM
id take the chance and do it in the bathroom, if your dad asks what took so long say you have a stomach ache n fake it for a while after that.

Sage
January 19th, 2009, 10:25 PM
Do it like twenty times tonight and you'll be sick of it. I swear.

iceyfresh
January 19th, 2009, 10:29 PM
i had the same situation i waited fro them to leave and did in bed try sleeping in or a bathroom

SkyKing
January 19th, 2009, 11:00 PM
Actually, put it off. I once didn't masturbate for two weeks, because I was at camp. When I finally did it was like a volcano erupting and the orgasm was really intense, so in my pinion, waiting is worth it


ya i agree with LRDiscovery if you actually practice self control. you will find it much much more self satisfying when you get to do it again. further more instead of taking it like a prevention you can take it as a challange and strive to win. i did this and i was able to stop for a month !!

Cindex
January 19th, 2009, 11:10 PM
Some people don't have self-control. Some people choose not to. Whichever you are, it doesn't really matter. It's your best choice to stop, but I know you'll try anyways.

Try the bathroom in the middle of the night. Get up, walk to the bathroom, walk back. If your father wakes up, he'll quickly fall back asleep and will have no sense of time anyways.

Another thing is if you just do it quick. Sometimes when you're horny you just need to get it to go away. It's not as pleasurable, granted, but it works.

pontiacdriver
January 19th, 2009, 11:30 PM
I am going on a holiday with my family, we leave tomorrow and I have to share a room with my Dad. Where do I masturbate? I Maturbate daily and if I don't I will probably go insane. I was thinking in the bathrooms but I take about 10-20 mins to ejaculate because I take my time and make it feel good :D.

My best friend said he dose it in bed, but I know my Dad takes a long time to get to sleep, and wont he hear the rubbing noises?

So where do you guys do it?

I agree with the others that the best thing to do is to try to exercise self control and hold off if you can. As the otherrs said, your orgasm is going to be awesome once your return back home as it will really be big if you manage to hold off. You can masturbate a lot before you go, then that can go a long way to alleviating your stress over the holiday. However, as the others had mentioned, when your Father doses off, then do it in the washroom. Also, you can mastubate while you take a shower/bath as if you do it then no one would really notice. There are going to be times when you are going to be in your room alone, and I am sure that you can masturbate then. Even if you don't masturbate and really need to do so, then you will simply have a wet dream.

Things I would not do include:

1) masturbate while you are in bed with your father
2) masturbate in a public washroom
3) masturbate in any place other than your room
4) bring or watch porn while you are on vacation as your father will most likely find it

You are going to be on holiday and focus more on doing fun things rather than masturbating. After all, masturbating is not the only fun thing to do, and keep your mind active and tire yourself out. Heck, expend your energy at your hotel's exercise room so that you will be too tired to masturbate.

Viral Death
January 19th, 2009, 11:35 PM
I suggest doing it somewhere where no one is around and there is a locking door

byee
January 19th, 2009, 11:42 PM
This is a legit concern. I think you might want to remember two things: One, you might not have the luxury of time, but the result is the same, even in less time. And, 2, you're sharing a room with your dad, not joining him at the hip or being tied to his leg! There will be times when you're alone, even if it's when he's in the bathroom, showering, going down for AM coffee, etc.

It'll be fine, you'll find the time, even if it's a bit less than what you're used to.

swagger
January 20th, 2009, 03:35 PM
Do it in a shower or in a bathroom

Patchy
January 20th, 2009, 03:43 PM
I've done it in the shower or when everyone is out and about I say I'm going back to my room early and just do it then

MisterAndrews
January 20th, 2009, 03:58 PM
I've done it in the shower or when everyone is out and about I say I'm going back to my room early and just do it then

Thats the second best answer.

The best answer is not to do it at all! You're showing signs of being addicted to masturbation, which is not good. Some of the suggestions tell you to do things which we say NEVER do, which is: let masturbation interfere with your life!

Go cold turkey for the holiday... honestly you'll find it sooo good you'll want to leave it for a week again.

Pompey1994
January 20th, 2009, 04:02 PM
when i was away i jerked off in the sand dunes

wavey
January 20th, 2009, 04:13 PM
go to the bathroom in the hotel ? they wont be there. :)

alsoknownas
January 20th, 2009, 04:19 PM
I picked this tip up from a friend, wear boxing gloves all week :D

Trickster
January 20th, 2009, 04:29 PM
When people are on trips they are usually occupied beyond belief to do it. I once waited like 1 week and i was so horny on the way back home. when i got home it was fantastic.
If u really cant wait, do it in the shower because u have a dozen excuses like:
1) i was just washing it
2) Why are u looking in the first place?!
3)[my fav] GET OUT IM IN THE SHOWER!!
I did it once on a cruise and i was in there for 30 minutes it was good and i was relieved. But my advice is just to wait and just keep your self occupied

phill1
January 20th, 2009, 04:53 PM
when you take a shower or wash in morning thats what i do on a family holiday

OneManArmy
January 20th, 2009, 05:00 PM
I usually do it while I have a shower.

caseman91
January 20th, 2009, 07:55 PM
i'm with the others... it's better to put it off, wait till the week, or however long it is, ends and then masturbate. the finish is a lot better that way

Archer600
January 20th, 2009, 10:30 PM
But if I see a hot girl, I'm going to want to.
Well if u need todo it just cuz u see a hot girl I would sotp for a while no matter where u are it sounds like u need to learn some self control

Hollywood
January 20th, 2009, 10:42 PM
just do it in the shower
i feel your pain man it's hard to walk by a hottie and not get funky lol

ViciousScheme
January 20th, 2009, 11:58 PM
Boy gotta shower, right? Infinite lube as well. :) Theres no way he can hear it over a shower, and if you want just let the shower run, and then do it, he couldnt hear it over the noise, and it gets nice and steamy :)

RansackedSuperDoomer
January 21st, 2009, 10:16 AM
Thats the second best answer.

The best answer is not to do it at all! You're showing signs of being addicted to masturbation, which is not good. Some of the suggestions tell you to do things which we say NEVER do, which is: let masturbation interfere with your life!

Go cold turkey for the holiday... honestly you'll find it sooo good you'll want to leave it for a week again.


You can't get addicted to masturbating, it's something which is part of your body...

staying_alive
January 21st, 2009, 04:08 PM
Yeah when there's people around i just do it in the shower. Turn on the shower, jack off.

Prince_of_Peace
March 1st, 2009, 01:55 PM
You will not go insane if you don't masturbate...Trust me.

nick
March 1st, 2009, 03:16 PM
I do it in the shower or the bathroom. If you need to hurry a bit more than usual then thats what you've got to do. I certainly wouldn't wank in bed with my father in the room, but I wouldn't want to go a whole 2 weeks either. This might end up in a wet dream which would be just as awkward in a shared room

Neverender
March 1st, 2009, 03:21 PM
try not doing it. you went 13 years without doing it before you can manage a week now.

and if you absolutely need to, use the bathroom.

Requin
March 1st, 2009, 03:21 PM
Well since he said that on January the 20th he was going on holiday tommorow.

He's been and gone....and lots of people have answered. So...locking.