This might be the opposite of what the forums asks, but...

[bryxt]

I need your help, guys.
Google is an unreliable source.

I need reasonable ways that I can give myself a fever in... 7 hours.
And please don't say "Hold the thermometer to a flashlight."

Please, help! D:

[Requin]

Ummmm? To be honest...giving yourself a fever is not a good thing. And I believe is impossible to get one in seven hours.

As it takes longer for all the virus to build up inside of you!
But you could always put the thermometer in a cup of coffee, make your face really warm and give it to your mum???

But this is a bad idea and won't work....sorry...it's best to either lie, say why you want one (you haven't actually told us) or just deal with whatever the problem is.

Nothings as bad as going to war, or dying. :-)
Sorry...

[bryxt]

I want one so I don't get punched in the eye.
And I already have a cold, so like. :/

[Requin]

Punched in the eye??? Whoever's going to do that....just punch them back?

I wouldn't normally promote violence...no....actually I would. :-)

Well, lie in bed if you have a cold, rap up warm and get a hot water bottle and say you have a fever?? That would work as either way...you win...I think.

[byee]

Well, I doubt anyone here will give you advice on how to lie and be deceitful.

If you're afraid iof getting into a fight, then tell your folks, or the school people, or the bully's parents. Address the real issue directly so it can be resolved correctly. 'Getting' sick only delays the inevitable and has you miss school, both of which are problems in themselves.