hover blow job

[nomatty]

have u every used a hoover to give u a blow job?

[Requin]

Ummmm, if you have, that's a really, really bad idea. Don't do it again and if you haven't don't even try it.

You could serioulsy damage your penis by doing that. So it's too much a health risk, so don't do it! Also, it would be incredibly emmbarassing if it got stuck and your parents came home to find you like that.
So don't ever do it, and if you have don't do it again.

[geniusrocksoutloud]

i totally agree, its a myth that that can be used a a penis extender, but its totally dangerous and wont work. Besides, hoovers have an incredible sucking force!

[byee]

Hoover? As in vacuum cleaner? I'd vote 'No' on this, the opening of the vacuum is really filthy (think about all the crud that gets sucked up there), and the sensation isn't at all like oral sex.

[thiscityisdead]

yeahh vacuum cleaners are a REALLY bad idea, embarrasing, and can hurt you...definitely dont ever do it

[Patchy]

Thread locked by request of OP.