Cops: Man Stole Fridge With Urine Samples

[Zephyr]

GAINESVILLE, Fla. - Authorities say a man was arrested for stealing a small refrigerator from a probation office used to store urine samples, including his own. The Alachua County Sheriff's Office said a 26-year-old man stole the fridge after testing positive for drug use. Police said he went to the office Sunday, shot out a window to get inside and removed the locked refrigerator.

Probation officers gave investigators a list of names of those whose drug samples were stored in the stolen fridge. Investigators tracked down the suspect at his home where they found shards of glass with blood on them.

The fridge is still missing, but the man was being held at the Alachua County jail. He's charged with arson, destroying evidence, burglary and larceny.

[ShatteredWings]

lmao!

People. are. stupid!!!

Why would stealing the sample change the test result...?

[Gumleaf]

for some reason i find this very funny. i'm at a loss as to why?

[Cindex]

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Why would stealing the sample change the test result...?
Maybe he didn't get the results back yet.

for some reason i find this very funny. i'm at a loss as to why?
Don't worry, I think stupid people are funny too.

[ShatteredWings]

Maybe he didn't get the results back yet.
Yes he did
...a 26-year-old man stole the fridge after testing positive for drug use...
see

[Zephyr]

It's funny because it's pathetic...
Shouldn't he know that they keep a log of who's samples are in what fridge?
lawl

[ShatteredWings]

Well.. drug addicts aren't usually intelegent..

[Random_oso06]

why couldn't he just stole his urine sample and not the whole fridge one urine sample isn't hard to notice gone but a fridge i mean come on can't they get and dumber funny though

[Nalani]

lol. This is... very amusing.

[HeroForever]

Interesting he would go all to that trouble...

[Never_Forget]

why couldn't he just stole his urine sample and not the whole fridge one urine sample isn't hard to notice gone but a fridge i mean come on can't they get and dumber funny though
It was locked, lol

[Neverender]

maybe he was thirsty too..


and he'd been smoking a lot of weed, so he was hungry. And there was a fridge just sitting there..

*spoken is a stoned voice* You know, i bet i could eat that whole fridge in like a minute. Gasp, could it really be that fast. *retarted laughter soon follows*