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northskater110
November 12th, 2008, 12:02 AM
So anyways, heres the thread for favorite quote from Rooster Teeth Productions.

By the way, the series has ended as of this week. I loved it, but im sad now lol.

Heres one of my favorites. (It's a bit long)





Doc: Well than let me just check you two out and I'l be on my way.

Tucker: Woah, check us out? Is this gonna be one of those things where I have to turn my head and cough?

Doc: No, I'm just gonna check your vitals.

Caboose: I bet I have better vitals than you...... What's a vital?

Church: On your way? I don't think so bud. Aren't you here to join our squad?

Doc: No, I'm just here to help out with Tex and assist in the canyon as needed.

Church: First of all, great job on the Tex thing. Mission accomplished. Secondly, the way that we need you to assist? Is to help us to kill all the Reds.

Doc: Well, even if my orders didn't prohibit me from doing that, I still wouldn't. I joined the army as a consciencous objector.

Tucker: A Conscien... who?

Doc: I'm a pacifist.

Caboose: Your a thing that babies suck on.

Tucker: No dude, that's a petafile.

Church: Tucker, I think he means a pacifIER.

Tucker: Oh, yea, right, man i was totally thinking about something else.

Church: That's real classy Tucker.



Haha love that moment.