If this is the answer, what is the question?

[Requin]

I've been wanting to do this for ages. This is a game from the very funny panel show 'Mock The Week'.

I thought i'd give it a crack on here. You can be funny or serious, it's up to you really:
So the rules are, someone says an answer, and the next poster says what he/she thinks the question is.
e.g
Me: An answer is 500,000,000
Poster 1: What is the average amount of money spent by the democratic party in america?
An answer is Crazy, Loopy and Un-British.

And so on...so i'll start.
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An answer is Christianity.

[Avalikia]

What is a needlessly generic description of over 34 thousand different religions?

An answer is Cheese.

[kizzez4today15]

what do you eat with a YUMMY bolonga sandwhich?

[Requin]

Didn't give an answer^^^^^^^

An answer is Prostitutes.

[Atonement]

What is another word for Jared?

An answer is love.

[Mzor203]

What causes your wallet to suffer if you're a guy?

The answer is a puddle on the street.

[DaretoFallup]

the question is where do u take a bath

the answer is chocolate

[ShatteredWings]

What is the best food in the world?


The answer is I LOVE YOU

[DaretoFallup]

the question is Who broke the vase

The answer is wtf!??!?!

[The Batman]

What do you say when you walk in on your parents having sex?

The answer is: Atheism

[Atonement]

What is another word for denial? :P

Answer: Condom

[Avalikia]

What is the only thing standing between you and parenthood?

An answer is Gummi Bears.

[Atonement]

What is the one thing people most get stuck in their ears?

Answer: GovTeen

[Wacko]

should i register in it?

Answer: retard!

[Atonement]

Another name for slow

Answer: Death

[Wacko]

who knocks your door ...when you are lazy to open it?

Answer : Cookies

[Atonement]

What the FUCK do you want?

Answer: Taste buds.

[Avalikia]

Why is licking other people not a good idea?

An answer is doggy doo.

[Requin]

What is Sarah Palin's favourite meal?

Answer: 50,000

[Avalikia]

How many British people does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

An answer is Dental Floss.

[Requin]

What do americans consider to be the most revolutionary inventions on the planet?

Answer is F*** O**

[ShatteredWings]

question is "what do you want"


answer is DON'T LEAVE ME

[Requin]

What is the most common thing said by desperate middle aged women to men their having an affair with?

Answer is Please vote for me!

[ShatteredWings]

question is "What are the potential canidates saying?"


answer is "you suck"

[Avalikia]

What do you say to a vacuum?

An answer is Kindergarteners.

[Requin]

Who does John McCain and Sarah Palin get their advice from?

An answer is Vaseline.

[Avalikia]

What can dissolve latex?

An answer is British Politics.

[Neverender]

what is people who can manage to gay even the most manly things up?

the answer is "a Hoe"

[Avalikia]

What are men strangely attracted to?

An answer is Stalin.

[Requin]

Who is the chinese governments inspiration?

An answer is Maggots.

[Triceratops]

What do you want for breakfast?

And the answer is half a dozen cans of camel dust

[ShatteredWings]

what do you find at an animal creamtorium?


the answer is your face

[Requin]

What was voted the scariest mask at halloween this year?

An answer is Melons.

[Triceratops]

What do your boobs remind you of?

And the answer is marshki_maggotpop :D

[Avalikia]

Who has less rep than me?

An answer is Glitter.

[BlackenedSilver]

What is the most dangerous yet pretty Arts and crafts object?
http://i207.photobucket.com/albums/bb239/bongobrown/qzrprd.png


The answer is Simon Cowell

[Neverender]

what is a pompous funny-haired foreigner?

the answer is coconuts

[Avalikia]

What is a cheap substitute for a horse?

An answer is Poodles.

[Halibut]

What makes you want to kick them.

An answer is George Bush

[Zephyr]

Who is an example of a villiage idiot from Texas?

The answer is RAWR!

[BlackenedSilver]

What did the dinosaur say to the caveman?


The Answer is Turtles.

[Avalikia]

What needs to be a teenager, a mutant, and a ninja before it can be considered cool?

An answer is Guitar Hero.

[Zephyr]

What is a game that Steph sucks at?

The answer is Pi.

[Avalikia]

What do you eat on March 14th?

An answer is Fish Sticks.

[Neverender]

what is made of chicken?

the answer is nan's drowning kittens..

[curiousteen]

something that u dont use. jk


the answer is dog

[Zephyr]

What animal is considered man's best friend?

The answer is Richard Nixon.

[Triceratops]

Who has less rep than me?

That was stupid, be more creative. :) Lol, kidding.

Anyways - Who is considered the most talented at origami in Amsterdam?

And the answer is Chapstick.

[BlackenedSilver]

What was Katy Perry straddling in the EMA's? xD

The answer is Skeleton.

[Avalikia]

What's the difference between a human and a pile of goo?

An answer is Cheetos.

[Neverender]

something that u dont use. jk


the answer is dog

you ruined it. :(






what do i hate the crunchy kind of?

the answer is Quebec (i could think of so much to say on this..)

[Avalikia]

What is one of France's many mistakes?

An answer is Chips.

[Requin]

What is the USA's national dish?

An answer is Barak Obama.

[Triceratops]

WHO IS THE GREATEST PERSON ON EARTH?
I love Obama :)

And the answer is obesity

[Requin]

What does the future hold for Jamie Oliver?

An answer is 1.

[BlackenedSilver]

2+2 does not = ?

the answer is Talent shows.

[Neverender]

what do people who have no abilities whatsoever do to try to fit in?

the answer is taco's.

[Avalikia]

Which food is my college's cafeteria is prepared by students from China and/or Japan? (true story)

An answer is Bratwurst.

[Neverender]

what do bavarian christmas elves eat so much they pretty much inhale?

the answer is michael jackson..

[Avalikia]

Who is one of the many celebrities who were actually pretty cool before they went all weird?

An answer is 42.

[The Batman]

How many people have I had sex with in the past week?

An answer is VeggieTales.

[Zephyr]

What is a stupid children's show?

The answer is Ukulele.

[ShatteredWings]

what is seven times six?


the answer is NO, leave me alone

[Neverender]

for the 30th time, please have sex with me!


the answer is 3,200,563,043

[ShatteredWings]

uh.. whats the population of NYC?



the answer is camisado

[Neverender]

what is somthing i don't know?

the answer is name changes

[ShatteredWings]

[it's a song title dumby :P]

What never stays the same?

the answer is we are broken

[curiousteen]

Are we going out?

the answer is music

[Neverender]

the question is "what sends godzilla into a frenzy"?

the answer is rocket fuel

[Oblivion]

What do I drink?

The answer is newborn puppy

[Requin]

What are cannibals favourite christmas meal?

The answer is Cobalt.

[Neverender]

what is a radioactive metal and the name of an insane man?

the answer is Cloud 9

[ShatteredWings]

the question is "where is a high guy?"

the answer is "your mom"

[Requin]

What is the most pointless and common insult that means fuck all?

The answer is Max Power!

[Neverender]

what do the jews say as they invade poland?..lol

the answer is Darth Sidious

[Zephyr]

What is a Star Wars character? (I dunno, I've never watched Star Wars)

The answer is 57.

[Neverender]

what is a number that the boys will never reach in the Boys Vs. Girls game?

the answer is idiot

[Triceratops]

What's the best word to describe yourself?
haha, kidding :)

And the answer is WHY WON'T YOU JUST LEAVE ME THE F**K ALONE.

[Zephyr]

Madame, are you aware that you've taken up two parking spaces?

The answer is: I LOVE LAMP

[Neverender]

what is wrong with jaffar from aladin?

the answer is accordian

[Camazotz]

What is the most annoying musical instrument to be invented?

The answer is; Dead babies.

[Requin]

What is Vlamdimeer Putin's favourite meal?

The answer is Chocolat...

[Zephyr]

What is a movie with Johnny Depp in it?

The answer is Zeus.

[thiscityisdead]

the god of lighting?

the answer is: abuse

[Requin]

What is the most common way of George Michael getting sex?

Answer is - A bit of good luck.

[L]

what do you need to come up with a good question of wich the anser is "A bit of good luck."?

Answer is: sticky feet