Asking a girl out/if she actually says 'Yes'

[IHaveSomeQuestion00]

well here are some things about me

-long hair,shaving tommrow or next week
-Bad thing: i have alot of acne under it, mostly scars from popped ones.
-bad breath
-yellow teeth
-fat[i lost about 15-25 pounds but last month i was weighed 161 pounds
-5 foot 4 or 5
-annoying[i curse alot for some stupid reason][and for the last 2 years i would call people turds and meowing >.<]
-Stupid in the class im with her in
-her friends hate me
-Semi-Athletic
-shy to pretty girls
-smartass
-funny
-class clown
Her:
-very athletic
-skinny
-beautiful
-braces
-pretty pearly whites
-beautiful voice
-smart
-smart-acting
-blond long beautiful hair
-blue or green eyes[i never actually looked her int he eyes up close, i talk to her only a little]
-awesome
-funny

Now i want to ask her out but i know she will reject me but if i dont im worried im still going to be extremely shy of her,

im so confused and also kinda have a feeling for 2 of my friends, both girls

[IHaveSomeQuestion00]

and by the way, i sometimes still get made fun of for askign a really hot girl in the grade out and gettin rejected by her

[byee]

Well, your list of attributes shows a bit of a difference b'twn you and her. Sometimes that works with you, sometimes against you. You're probably in the best position there to determine which one she likely falls into.

However, if it's the 'against you' side, then you might want to address as many of them as you can before you ask her out. That way, you increase the probability of her (or the next one) saying yes.

[Mr. Smithers]

You should be smart enough to know her standards since you listed them all. You can read her mind almost. Sometimes you can tell if this girl is really interested in you. Start having a friendship with her. You don't have to start dating or "asking her out" yet.