sabin22
October 20th, 2008, 01:13 AM
which is ur favorite
1. What about football? Is it a sport or a concussion?
-Jim Murray, Los Angeles Times
2. Football players, like prostitutes, are in the business of ruining their bodies for the pleasure of strangers.
-Merle Kessler
3. The reason women don't play football is because eleven of them would never wear the same outfit in public.
-Phyllis Diller
4. One of the great disappointments of a football game is that the cheerleaders never seem to get injured.
5. If a man watches three football games in a row, he should be declared legally dead.
-Erma Bombeck
6. If you're mad at your kid, you can either raise him to be a nose tackle or send him out to play on the freeway. It's about the same.
-Bob Golic
7. You have to play this game like somebody just hit your mother with a two-by-four.
-Dan Birdwell
8. American football makes rugby look like a Tupperware party.
- Sue Lawley
1. What about football? Is it a sport or a concussion?
-Jim Murray, Los Angeles Times
2. Football players, like prostitutes, are in the business of ruining their bodies for the pleasure of strangers.
-Merle Kessler
3. The reason women don't play football is because eleven of them would never wear the same outfit in public.
-Phyllis Diller
4. One of the great disappointments of a football game is that the cheerleaders never seem to get injured.
5. If a man watches three football games in a row, he should be declared legally dead.
-Erma Bombeck
6. If you're mad at your kid, you can either raise him to be a nose tackle or send him out to play on the freeway. It's about the same.
-Bob Golic
7. You have to play this game like somebody just hit your mother with a two-by-four.
-Dan Birdwell
8. American football makes rugby look like a Tupperware party.
- Sue Lawley