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sabin22
October 20th, 2008, 01:13 AM
which is ur favorite

1. What about football? Is it a sport or a concussion?
-Jim Murray, Los Angeles Times

2. Football players, like prostitutes, are in the business of ruining their bodies for the pleasure of strangers.
-Merle Kessler

3. The reason women don't play football is because eleven of them would never wear the same outfit in public.
-Phyllis Diller

4. One of the great disappointments of a football game is that the cheerleaders never seem to get injured.

5. If a man watches three football games in a row, he should be declared legally dead.
-Erma Bombeck

6. If you're mad at your kid, you can either raise him to be a nose tackle or send him out to play on the freeway. It's about the same.
-Bob Golic

7. You have to play this game like somebody just hit your mother with a two-by-four.
-Dan Birdwell

8. American football makes rugby look like a Tupperware party.
- Sue Lawley

Camazotz
October 20th, 2008, 03:05 PM
All of them are funny, except 5. I like 2 and 3 most.

sabin22
October 24th, 2008, 04:22 AM
ya i rly liked 2,3,4 the best

Θάνατος
October 27th, 2008, 05:40 AM
They are all good. Where did you find that?