Morning Wood

[David Ross]

Ever since I was like 10 and a half every single day I've woken up with a boner and its really annoying! How can I make morning wood NOT happen?

Thanks

[Requin]

There's really no proven way of stopping it as far as i know.
It's not a problem, only if someone catches you that is. There are many ways that people will tell you what to do:
Some will say you could masturbate before going to bed.
Some will say you could masturbate in the night.

I'm not sure if they'll work, but if your really that bothered about it, try them.
But if not, it's normal, it's fine, and you'll grow out of it.
I don't get them anymore.

[hikatie]

I can't help you out, but my bff crashed in my room one night last summer. My mom knocked on my bedroom door to see if I was awake and he answered the door in his boxers with an extreme case of morning wood. It was entirely the most epic thing ever.

[antimonic]

cant be helped, during REM sleep (rapid eye movement) your genitalia are stimulated. this form of sleep occurs every during your sleep cycles so possibly try sleeping earlier/later so you dont wake up from REM sleep with a stiffy

[Requin]

Is that utter bollocks or is it true? I'm going for the former.
Well if Professer Michael Stipe has finished ranting about what sounds like crap.
I'll continue...
To be honest i don't think you CAN get rid of morning wood, it's not a hatefull thing that could ruin your life is it?

[byee]

Morning erections are caused by many things, but perhaps the biggest reason is that testosterone levels are highest just before awakening, causing erection. I suppose it's also the way the body 'warms up the engine' to make sure everything is working properly, and to give it a bit of a work out.


I don't think there's much you can do about this.

[Requin]

Exactly, most of us apparently get an erection while we're asleep, so it can't be helped.
All that testosterone and hormones.
Welcome to puberty. Isn't it great.
Your now a qualified teenager. 8-)

[khaos14]

There's no way that I know of. I j/o before going to sleep at night out of habit. It doesn't stop morning wood. Sorry. If you're that concerned about it, go to bed with spandex boxers or bikers shorts underneath your pj's as long as it doesn't affect your sleep.:)

[scott327]

Theres nothing you can do about it, just part of being a guy. I also heard that a full bladder will press against your prostate and cause a boner. I wake up with a stiffy every morning and I've seen my brothers poking through his boxers when he's sleeping. everyone gets one so just make sure you dont walk up to your little sister in the morning without checking first!

[Gumleaf]

op has been banned and therefore locked.