strange

[Neverender]

theres this kid in my class named jase. were friends. but i think theres somthing paranormal about him. i've never seen him when im alone. hes always "vanishing" you could say. like when i was at my locker throwing me binder in there to go home, he was the only other one in the hall, hes quite a far ways from any exit, i looked away to lock my locker then turner back and he was gone. theres no way he could run that far in 5 seconds, and there were no other doors open and i never heard anything. and the scariest, october of 2007, me and him and 3 other people were at someone elses house. it was time for me to walk home and him too. so i was only a step or 2 behind him, then he turned around the corner of the house. 2 seconds later i walked exactly where he was and he was gone. it was a cul de sac and he couldn't have hidden because i was only a few seconds behind him. and he vanished. and its a very flat field next to the road so he wasn't there. i never saw him untill the next week when he showed up at school.

so i don't know if im imagining this or what.

[Random_oso06]

wow that is creepy maybe there is something weird with him

[Requin]

ummmmmmmm, this is POSSIBLY the strangest post i've ever read!
Congratulations :-)
You should of said "Who am i going to call?"
So becuase i have no idea if your having a laugh or not but if your not i'm not the best person to answer it. I'm not sure i beleive in this stuff. I can recomend Derek Acorah and of course...GHOSTBUSTERS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Neverender]

ummmmmmmm, this is POSSIBLY the strangest post i've ever read!
Congratulations :-)
You should of said "Who am i going to call?"
So becuase i have no idea if your having a laugh or not but if your not i'm not the best person to answer it. I'm not sure i beleive in this stuff. I can recomend Derek Acorah and of course...GHOSTBUSTERS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

yes. what was that movie with the ghost making pottery with that women. Casper the retarded ghost or somthing.






'Even I hate him'


~ God on Casper

“HE BURNT MY TEA!”


~ Rich Guy on Casper

“Elmo loves the letter T. Casper doesn't... Especially not the lowercase kind.”


~ Elmo on Casper

“He makes me pee my pants and have to change them in the little ladies room.”


~ Hitler on Casper

“Casper is a friendly ghost.”


~ Captain Obvious (Confederate Version) on Casper

Casper began life as a baby (quite obviously). At a young age, his parents decided to send him to a typical Southern preschool, which consisted of finger painting white stick figures (which was very difficult) and beating the hell out of anyone who seemed even slightly sunburnt, for fear of minorities infiltrating the facility. Of course, Casper picked up on these racist ways and soon began to urinate on everybody who he thought was not exactly like him. This did not make him very popular with the ladies, after his parents gave him 'the talk'. One day he goose-stepped across the street without looking both ways and was hit by a Semi. At the gates of Heaven he told Jesus he looked too brown, at which point Chuck Norris, who was doing community service that day, roundhouse kicked him straight to Hell. At this point, Casper, who had grown a frightening sexual attraction to rocks, as girls were not willing to put out for him, grew bored in Hell and Satan caught him raping one of the many brimstones scattered around it, so he kicked him out. Casper began to roam the earth, burning down the houses of good little Black or Jewish children every Halloween night.

Casper was a lonely little ghost, quite obviously, as everyone hated him. In fact, many of the rocks he had abused forced him to pay for their abortions, which cost staggering amounts seeing as the baby rock must be extracted using a jackhammer, a difficult process, that, unless done by a skilled professional, can result in the parent rock's death. So, when Casper floated past one of the many rock abortion clinics, he came across a nearby McDonalds, where he was stunned to discover that segregation was not in place. So, he continued his normal arson solution to problems by burning down the children's Play Place play area in the restaurant. Seeing children of various ethnic backgrounds playing together with Legos as if they were equal was just too much for him to handle, so he killed them all. While the restaurant was setting ablaze, the Hamburgler's robbery of, what else, hamburgers was foiled, as his sack of them began to burn. Vowing to seek revenge on this horrible crime, the Hamburgler began to give chase to Casper, donating his flaming burgers to a nearby orphanage on the way (the children received third degree burn). After cornering Casper in an alley, the Hamburgler challenged him to a Yu-Gi-Oh! card duel. How a ghost, who has the power to de-materialize and move through solid objects, can be cornered is beyond rational thinking, but he was mildly stoned at this point, so that may have contributed to this situation. The duel went as follows:

The Hamburgler summoned some Japanese-looking monster.
Casper summoned another Japanese-looking monster.
The Hamburgler put on his cleets, kicked Casper in the nuts, and ran.
Casper lost his huevos.

Casper spent several days in the hospital after losing his testicles. This stay consisted of therapy involving doctors dangling pornographic pictures in front of Casper and laughing at his lack of reaction. After leaving the hospital, Casper spent a few days as a pinata-for-hire to various parties. This was a mildly healthier equivalent to being emo, and slowly, after being constantly beaten, Casper decided that racism was wrong, and so was burning the letter T. One of his many pinata-hitting customers was none other than Dora the Explorer. After noticing that no candy came out of Casper when hit, she began to rapidly yell things at him in Spanish. He told her to fuck off, and after being hit several times, they decided to become lesbian lovers. Dora did not understand that Casper was male at one point, due to his annoying high pitched voice, which got even squeakier after he lost his 'nads. Their wedding consisted of taking one of the many paths that randomly lead from the front of her house. First they skipped through Bunny Meadow, then hopped through the Lollipop Forest and finally, jumped on Chocolate Mountain. After doing this, Dora stared vacantly at an imaginary audience and began to sing in Spanish. After 5 minutes of this, she began to French kiss Casper. Unfortunately, this happy marrige did not last long, as Casper found Dora raping young girls that she had brought into their own home. After telling her that this habit was not normal, and that she should stop, Dora performed the Latina Bitch Slap of Death upon Casper. The Latina Bitch Slap of Death is an incredibly powerful attack, seconded only to Chuck Norris's roundhouse kick, and can kill anything instantly, including cockroaches and the undead. Of course, Casper was once again killed.


Life after Death after Life after Death after Life:
When sent again to Jesus for placement, He did not know where to place Casper once again. After much pondering, it was settled that Casper should be sent to wait in line for Star Wars: Episode 1.5 - Massacre of the Ewoks for all eternity. Between the stench of sweaty fanboys and the borderline retarded accordion player attempting to play the Star Wars theme song across the street, this punishment seems suitable for him. Of course, Casper will once again spend his time there earning money as a human pinata.