parents ever seen??

[Travtheman95]

:whoops:have your parents ever caught you masturbating or like, looking at porn? what do you do? i dont have a lock on my door anymore and i cant help myself because i do it alll the timeee,i do usally wait untul dark and stuff but sometimes i cant wait

[Oblivion]

No they haven't
If i were you, I would just wait until:
A) They are out of the house
B) You know where they are, and could hear them coming
C) They are asleep

[bmw540i]

:whoops:have your parents ever caught you masturbating or like, looking at porn? what do you do? i dont have a lock on my door anymore and i cant help myself because i do it alll the timeee,i do usally wait untul dark and stuff but sometimes i cant wait



Well i ussually do it in my room and yes i have been caught and it was kinda bad because my dad is a collage professor and he gave a LONG lecture about that kind of stuff but it's easier now because i have a labtop and my room is the best place (even though i dont have a lock on my door either) but if i were u in the bathroom is not that bad.

hope i helped:D:)

[Neverender]

umm i have been cought with penises typed in on google and my parents thought i was gay and started going on and on. but if i didn't type penis i would have never found puberty 101 and there i found VT forums.

[CrazyGamer]

umm i have been cought with penises typed in on google and my parents thought i was gay and started going on and on. but if i didn't type penis i would have never found puberty 101 and there i found VT forums.

It's funny. I found this website by searching for something like ejaculation or something because I was curious about how it worked and so on... I am an a Mac computer, so it make sit much easier to hide my "tracks" by using Safari (Apple web browser) due to the "Private Browsing" button. Anyway, I think my mom might have seen me one time when I fell asleep when I had 'that muscle' hanging out of my boxers. I told her to wake me up the morning after and she never did. I'm wondering if she didn't wake me up in fear that she might embarrass me after seeing 'that muscle' exposed. Anyway, I have never been caught that I know of, and I still fear that someone will walk in on an embarrassing moment, and I know that I have to be even more careful considering I live with only my mom...

[Master Bait]

Ive never been caught by my parents, but I have been caught by my brother(s). Not so bad if its a brother that masturbates.

And I found this sight by looking up masturbation I think...

[Steel boy]

my dads seen porn on my comp. but havnt caught me masternbaiting

[Requin]

I haven't but i really hope it doesn't.
Best advice. The only way to not get caught, is to not look at it.
Sorry but it's the truth.

[HaZe]

That would be the most embarresing thing ever,
ive had some close experiences though..

when i was about 13/14 i had some saved porn websites renamed as stuff like "cool game"
my mum looked at it once and was... lets say shocked..
she said i shouldnt look at that stuff blah blah,
but thinking about it she didnt go on and on so i guess she kinda understood..

when i was about 15 there was a video i watched that loaded up in windows media player,
i forgot to erase it when finished and one day she opened media player and was like whats this then,
i literally shat myself :S thought she woulda seen got really worried.. but managed to make her go somewhere else and i deleted it :D

[spazattack33]

ive done it sooo many times when my mom was just in the room next to me and theres no door
and the computers in the kitchen haha, just make sure you can hear them coming,
and itd be better too if theyre out of the house all together,

and yeah ive been caught by my sister MANY times cause her room was sort of connected to mine haha, thank goodness she didnt see anything though,
good luck!

[josh92]

i found this site by googleing masturbation. And my parents found 12 porn magazines and 7 dvd's.....then burn them and cracked the dvd's in half. they never saw me watching it tho. I had one close call where i had a dvd in and my dad came in and i just jumped up and turned off the tv. And once i was looking on the computer and my mom came in and i shut off the moniter but the speackers where still on and they where like moaning and stuff lol. But i had the volume low so she couldnt really hear it i just kinda rushed her out of the room.

[JohnV90]

I was almost caught once, kinda forgot to lock the door but i kinda switch browsers before my dad walked in on me :/

[zackF.]

they haven't caught me but ive had some close calls just wait for them to leave or the middle of the night

[shikachunin]

I was never caught, but i almost was... I was masturbating and my dad was coming donstairs, so I got my clothes off the floor and rushed to the bathroom(the computer is in the family, and so is da bathroom), but I covered myself up as much as I could, but i think he saw my chest. It was REALLY close though...

[rossafc92]

So how do you get rid of your history on the internet and stuff? I usually go to internet options > delete files, cookies and history. Is that enough?

[Oblivion]

So how do you get rid of your history on the internet and stuff? I usually go to internet options > delete files, cookies and history. Is that enough?

Usually it is.
Unless your parents are searching for something you did.
Then they could look into the temporary files and even if you watched any porn or something, it would still download into temporary.

[lardlad2002]

i have got walked in multiple times by my dad, but i dont think he knows i was masturbating

[notsure101]

Never been caught not goin to :-)

[CrazyGamer]

I've actually found that the best way to hide those sorts of things and prevent walk-ins while looking at porn it to have two windows open, one of them being your "special video" and one of them being a game, or your email. If you're using Windows, just open those two windows. Then, hold Alt and hit tab and you'll notice it switches windows. Then you just hit that little shortcut and you have an instant cover-up. Just make sure of two things: You must open these two windows in order and that both of them are maximized. If you're using Mac, same thing, just Command and tab. I use this if I'm ever looking at it.

[Muffins]

I use the same/similar thing crazygamer

I open up some vid game website then i open a new tab for the porn, it works. :D

I kinda got caught by my sister acouple yrs ago i was lookin at porn and she came in and saw and she said "Steve watchya looking at?!" I said " Aww WTH i just clicked on ebay and this came up!?" She said "Oh ok but be more careful next time" i think she knew what i was doing but never told luckily the girl on the porn site was a pic of a girl in a bikini not fully naked, that probable helped my cause :)

No one has ever caught me masterbating [yet] i usualy go in my room and lock the door saying im reading or playing and my nephew would come in and annoy me if i didnt[hes 2 & ahalf yrs old] so i can lock the door, so if my mum needs to come in she knocks i pull my pants up and anser the door, I make sure i have a book or something on the bed so she doesnt suspect anything :D It works well :D or then the other is pulling my pants down abit at the computer to get my penis out but it looks like i have my pants of properly so i can pretty much masterbate at the computer unless someone is watching the tv in the same room :/


And i found the best ever porn vid...i watch it 5 times aday :D

[coolkid119]

i've never been caught by my parents. but my friend walked in on me while i was sleeping over at his house for a week (his parent were out of town for the week) and we started to experiment. my favorite part was when he sucked my dick, i even cummed in his mouth, he didn't stop.;) we didn't even put our clothes back on until i left 6 days later!

[ember5060]

And i found the best ever porn vid...i watch it 5 times aday :D
anyways, i got caught once by my 18 year old brother, no one was home and i was fappin in the living room, and then my brother got home from work, and i quickly pulled my pants up, i assume he saw me, and hes like "what are you doing?" and i say "just... thinking" and then he says "i know what you were doing" and im like "no i was..... fine you caught me" and then he says "dude its ok", what a relief he said that, he didnt tell my parents :D

[clr9823]

I have never been caught, although I think my mum suspects...
I found this site by searching for puberty. I have a private, encrypted laptop, so no worries for me!

[puber1312]

no i have a psp that as a internet lock im good porn sneak

[sas2013]

i was caught by my brother and he told all my friends

[Muffins]

i was caught by my brother and he told all my friends

Did he tell your parents?

[LoneWanderer]

my mate was masturbating and he said that when he had finished he saw his mum had been in and left him some tea and biscuits

[lolboi06]

my parents caught me watching porn but luckily they havn't caught me while im masturbating

[kidfromv]

i almost got caught once, it was late at night. both my parents were asleep and my door doesn't have a lock and my dad just busts through the door haha. but i xed out really quick and he didn't know

[addikt7]

i was in the middle of cumming and my sister started running down the stairs, but luckily i wiped it up and got my pants up before she got down!
just another question from this..
Originally posted by josh92
i found this site by googleing masturbation. And my parents found 12 porn magazines and 7 dvd's.....then burn them and cracked the dvd's in half. they never saw me watching it tho. I had one close call where i had a dvd in and my dad came in and i just jumped up and turned off the tv. And once i was looking on the computer and my mom came in and i shut off the moniter but the speackers where still on and they where like moaning and stuff lol. But i had the volume low so she couldnt really hear it i just kinda rushed her out of the room.
how did you get 12 porn magazines and 7 dvds without anyone knowing!?

[Rutherford The Brave]

He is most likely lying. Unless he got them from an older sibling or an guardian. You cannot buy any pornographic material if you are under the age of 18.

[Antares]

People buy alcohol all the time. I don't see how they can't buy porn...

[Rutherford The Brave]

People buy alcohol all the time. I don't see how they can't buy porn...

Because at sex stores before you can even put the item on the counter they ask for Identification.

[Cristiann123]

that be true. my guess is that he probably got them from friends?

[scott327]

I walked in and caught my older brother whacking off a few times. He was embarassed and yelled at me but I just blew it off. I know he does it because I found his cum rag adn lube and he knows I jack off because I've borrowed his porn mags and he always says "dont stick the pages together". Im not sure why peole get so embarrased about something we all do.

[Boeing]

ROFL.... I have been cought by my brother who is 18 and he didn't care and said "at least your having more fun than me!". A few days layter I walked in on him "Seducing" his girl-friend and he was like "Get the fuk out or I will tell mom". lolzz

[scott327]

too funny. I wish I could catch my brother and his girlfriend, I might just sneak up and watch! maybe I could learn some moves to try with my girlfriend!

[Dubs]

He is most likely lying. Unless he got them from an older sibling or an guardian. You cannot buy any pornographic material if you are under the age of 18.

People buy alcohol all the time. I don't see how they can't buy porn...

Because at sex stores before you can even put the item on the counter they ask for Identification.

Dude, Limewire and empty Recordable CDs. Bam.

I just don't do it though because I worry about viruses, and the DVD players at my house arent safe to be watching that stuff, if you know what I mean.

[iceyfresh]

my parents know i do but they havent caught me.

[stotty]

i havent been caught and hopefully never will be caught. I dont really look at that much porn cos i have brothers and im in the room next to the bathroom so everyone comes through.. i have 2 wait til nightime.

[CrazyGamer]

I use the same/similar thing crazygamer

I open up some vid game website then i open a new tab for the porn, it works.



Yeah, but the only problem with tabs is that it displays the title of the web page you're viewing at the top of the tab.

I forgot to mention another time I came REALLY close... I came home from school and my mom wasn't home from an appointment. I turned on the TV with some random show so that if my mom was near, I could quickly have an excuse ready. She came in my room and I didn't hear her. So, anyway, I had my wang sticking out of my pants and thankfully, I had a long shirt on and I had an instantly clever idea and just quickly covered it up with my shirt, and of course, in about four seconds it just went flat because it wasn't being aroused so it was hidden almost instantly. Talk about a close one... :whoops:

[GRiM47ant]

muahahhaah never caught i have a flash drive and i have FireFox Portable so i just save bookmarks there and stuff

[lardlad2002]

i run firefox and IE at the same time. i always keep a blank tab open in IE, and if i need to, i switch to that tab, then to firefox. that way, at the bottom, it says blank page.

[Just_a_kid]

i dont know what the big deal is, it is natural in all guys to do that. I mean, most parents have sex if not masturbate. Its kind of the same thing, and parents shouldnt be a hyprocrite. I dont do this normally, but the time i did do it. My mom looked at the history, she said the same thing i just said.

[kylefox]

I have almost gotten caught a bunch and it sucks cuz I always get nervous and turn red :(

[miromiro]

I was almost caught watching porn, usually i wait until the middle of the night or when my parents are out, close the door (locking of the door will arouse suspicion) open two tabs, one for porn, one for google. And i will open another window ( usually sch projects)i will then station my cursor on the google tab, and whenever my parents come in, POOF! im at the other tab. And i will click on my sch projects ( if i directly switch to the other window they could see the title of mozilla firefox in which case is porn) and they will come in praising me that i good that im doing my sch projects hehe :D. I wonder if they would bother to smell my room for sperms lol :D

[thecanjump]

i got caught by my brother's friend it wasn't bad but a parent would be different

[sirma]

My think my mum knows. And once, i was jerking off and fell asleep with my penis hanging out and i think that my dad saw it, but never said anything.....

[staying_alive]

haha. me and my previous neighbor (same age) found out about google images, and we started searching for "janet jackson" etc....well one day, we took it too far and searched for "sex" on google images. we must've been really obvious, because after eating dinner at his house, his parents were on the computer and called us in the room. they found the history, but luckily the images didn't show up, only the search. unfortunately, i had to tell my parents about it, and they weren't very happy. of course now i do it all the time, but my parents don't know anything (as far as i know)

[Trickster]

I had a few close calls. I usually have the volume down low, turn off everything else so i can hear them coming and turn off the lights leading to the room. That way i can hear, see or snese them coming also in Windows if i think they are near i hit escape and keep tjhe pointer on da Close button,. I had a close call of when i cummed and i had to clean up. I turned off the video but they walked in and i had to hide it in my shirt and pants. It was a weird feeling. I'd reccomned. doing what i do and wait until u think they will be occupied long enough for u to do it, clean up and seem like nothing happened,

[Prince_of_Peace]

My bedroom does not have al lock..untill two months ago. I can lock my bedroom now and its perfectly okay with my folks. One time I was watching porn video on my computer, its actually is a DVD borrowed from a bi friend. As usual..i get hard..start rubbing and next think you know..i am completely naked. I try to keep my briefs next to me because I use it to clean up when I cum. I put my headphone on so nobody can hear the sound of moaning....and I was busy doing it. I had my lube and doing it rather fast...when MY STEP MOM CAME IN. Just when I was started shooting on my chest (after the 2nd squirt) I heard something dropped....She was bringing in my folded clothes.. She said "excuse me." I can still see her face very clearly..like a cat about to be ran over by a car. I remember trying to put my briefs and any my cum was still shooting on the keyboard, some table, leg and carpet. I didn't eat dinner and breakfast...because I was so embarassed. She never enters my room anymore...she does but always knocks first. My step mom is only 34 but she looks like my sister when people see us. MOral of the lesson....lock your bedroom...if you dont have a lock..do it in the bathroom. THat was not the only time I get caught. My step brother saw me too. He is 13 ...but thats another story...

[cool.i.am]

i always lock my door and nobody sees me. But i think my brother knows cause once i thought i was alone at home so i started to see a porn vid with the speakers kinda loud. I happens to be that he gets home and hears my computer, right away i close it but i think he knows i j\o

[Marvin]

One time my father caught me. He saw in my room. But i don't saw him and i masturb till i cum. Then my dad come into my room and i said Woah dad why you come in. He said its ok i do it too when i was in your age. Now 2 months later i think it was not so bad. Because he said he does it two. But now i check always if someone is coming.

[brenden]

no not yet but i have been caught looking at porn:D:D i haqvent been caught masterbatiung:yeah:

[Pompey1994]

i havent been caught.
but one time i ordered free comdoms of a website and it came with a leaflet called all about gays (it was a gay site) and she opened the envelope and saw it. now she keeps asking me if im gay

[Aves]

I open up youtube as fast as I can, since you cant watch porn there

[eltacosbello]

my dad caught me a few times when i was new at the hole thing, but now he knocks on my door and waits for me to open it. My dad is very frank when we talk about sexuality, "i know your going to do it, so do it in private... lock your door... if you chose to look things up on the computer run antvirus afterwards, i wont be checking what you look at anymore, oh and two last things, use lube and clean up after yer self." Almost direct quotes, and i live by them.

[Rainstorm]

My dad once caught me j/o. I was in my room at night, around maybe 1am, when suddenly my door opened and my dad walked in, because he thought i called his name. he saw what i was doing and just closed the door. Now, well, i lock my door and he knows not to come in without knocking, but it was so embarrasing :whoops:

[marktheman]

My brother caught me once and that was my fault because I didnt lock my door and I didnt hear him come home.
If you cant lock your door, try it when nobody's home, or late at night when everybodys in bed. Also in the shower. I do it there a lot. Or just go in the bathroom and lock the door and let them think you're sitting on the toilet.

[hExod]

I have been caught once, but I just kept doing it, I don't care much
I haven't been caught jacking off, but caught watching porn :P
I hope not to be caught cause I jack a considerate amount.

[curiousteen]

my parents wont even allow me to lock my door so i get up about 12 or 1 am and watch it and jack off to it or after skool if my sis and step dad not home ill do it. and if im watching porn while everybody is home ill have tabs up on Mozilla Firefox and act like im watching a vid on youtube and a vid will already be up

[DjDream]

umm i have been cought with penises typed in on google and my parents thought i was gay and started going on and on. but if i didn't type penis i would have never found puberty 101 and there i found VT forums.

Wow, that is kinda sad. But you did find VT so thats great!

[Jean Poutine]

dunno about you but before I had a computer I had to watch softcore porn on cable to satisfy my urges. I didn't have cable in my bedroom, so I had to go to the living room to, yeah.

the necessity of obtaining porn in a well-traveled area of the house led me to develop a pretty good "oh shit" sense, kinda like spiderman. I never got caught once 'cause I always knew when people in the house were at risk of falling on me. beds cracking, toilet flushing, all were small clues that led me to wrap up the goodies rapidos if more pressing clues were discovered atfer (walking sounds, for example). jerking off when I was younger was a challenge to the senses and a very good awareness test.

when I got my own computer and found out porn was actually free and readily available everywhere on the wonder of the internets, trust me, it felt like a whole different thing. you kids don't know how good you have it. it kinda made jerking it less fun but it certainly broadened my horizons (ahem).

so yeah, if I never got caught then, it's certainly not now I have been.

[nixon]

mum walked in when i was wanking in the shower. she never said annything about it tho

[Irock]

ok,
my parents have caught me maturbating not like in motion but they knew what i was doing and my brother has , no one cares we all blow it like nothing
it's normal and your a teen.

[Prince_of_Peace]

Getting caught is okay....there is nothing wroing with it...all dads did it....I think its okay if I get caught...they never enter my room anymore...just keep wearing underwear in your room...i do it all the time...and it is my room so i can wear whatever i want...

[alsoknownas]

never been caught but they found mt mop up stuff :(

worst thing is i had to get something from my parents room and found their lube :(

[Archer600]

My dad found me looking at some porn once but they've never found me masterbating

[Axle]

Thank god for locked doors and a laptop.

[bball90]

ive been caught by my neighbor/best friend and ive caught him also. i used to do it in my bathroom during my shower but my parents always pound on my door becuase i was in the shower over 5 minutes! my parents are very open and ok with sex and masturbation, though. ive actually walked in on them before, that was a bad vacation!

[George678]

Wow!^
I have never been caught...

[firestar85137]

i've never been caught. i almost did when my mom came home early.

[pistonfan28]

No I havent. But if i did get caught i would want to get caught by my dad because he is a guy, so he would understand.... i think.
lol

[Archer600]

If your dad is anything like mine he won't understand at all

[George678]

If your dad is anything like mine he won't understand at all

Same here! +1

[wavey]

:whoops:have your parents ever caught you masturbating or like, looking at porn? what do you do? i dont have a lock on my door anymore and i cant help myself because i do it alll the timeee,i do usally wait untul dark and stuff but sometimes i cant wait

Lol, i've been cought with porn, not rubbing or nowt, jsut a pic of a pic of a page 3 lass :P

so was BAD Q!


but meh, they dont mind i'm 15 they expect me to be looking at tits :P

[pizzamon]

I'm new here and first I'd like to say hi to everyone. I've been caught by my brother looking at pictures, but I've caught him too so neither says anything. We realize we're males and that's what we do. So yeah.

[kniwtohynroh]

no they neve caught me berfore and i hope they will never caught me:D:D:D

[FeelMyArmz]

Ive been walked in on. My mom just turned and walked out. Didnt say anything 2 me. still hasnt. Although she did tell me that she washes my clothes, and that if i continue to 'relieve myself' then I need to atleast use a towel. =P

[geniusrocksoutloud]

No, but i strongly advise you do it when you know your not going to be caught

[thiscityisdead]

ive never been caught masterbating, lookin at porn or anything and i dont have a lock...just really good ears =P

[PuppetPrince]

been caught becuase i forgot to delete the history. xD
then like at 12 or sumthing on a school night , they just deicide to look at my history.. and they both came into my room , in the dark
Mom was dissapionted , dad just stood there..
and appearently i was looking at girls and guys..
then my mom thought i was full out gay. xD
i think i was in 7th and then again 9th.. only 2x's

[Skeln]

One time my grandpa caught me looking at porn, but I had enough time to cover up the j/o part. Oh, ya it usually is enough to delete files, history, and cookies but if someone knows enough about computers then ya they could find all of the websites you've visited. And many times I have almost been caught

[empar]

for some reason my house is very acoustically sound so i can hear almost anything going on.

i have been interrupted multiple times but never full-on caught. i mainly looked flustered and sitting in an odd positions to hide my boner. i think they have guessed but never say anything so its all goo for now

[NickNightcrawler]

Yes, but my mom just woke up and did not see anything. I do it at night, when no one is home, or in the bathroom with the door locked. But sometimes I have urges and can't wait.

[QuickQuart]

ive never been caught, but ive had some close calls.

one time, just a month or two after i first started masturbating, i was watching a movie on my laptop and masturbating (the movie was just a cover) and then my mom came in and i quickly put my knees up to hide my boner and put the laptop up on my lap. then she talked for twenty minutes about random crap i dont even remember....it had nothing to do w/ me masturbating or the movie or anything so i dont think she saw...

then just recently i was home from school early so i started looking at porn on a computer in the kitchen and then the garage door opened (which is my signal to RUN!!!) and so i closed out really quick, grabbed my clothes and ran into the batrhoom. turned out it was my grandpa dropping off a dish we had left at his house at christmas..........

but yeah i used to have a laptop that was perfect for watching porn but then it crashed and now i have a new one that my mom put spyware on so i cant watch porn on the new one. but i use the kitchen computer for porn because no one will really care if it crashes, its already old. plus i got an ipod touch with safari on it so i can use that for porn, too.

[Spookster]

I've never been caught... But if i will be, it will be a tornado because in roman-catholic religion, it's a sin to masturbate, and my parents and family are religious ppl...
I wish i never get caught but if i will, i want my dad to be the one...

[grimlip]

my mom found my porn once... and my dad... i just kinda.... idk, lol, they didnt really say anything

[phish]

Well i ussually do it in my room and yes i have been caught and it was kinda bad because my dad is a collage professor and he gave a LONG lecture about that kind of stuff but it's easier now because i have a labtop and my room is the best place (even though i dont have a lock on my door either) but if i were u in the bathroom is not that bad.

hope i helped:D:)



So your dad minds you jacking really. I think most dads would not even mothers don't mind they are just shocked since most ALL parents are in denial about that stuff.

[phish]

I was almost caught watching porn, usually i wait until the middle of the night or when my parents are out, close the door (locking of the door will arouse suspicion) open two tabs, one for porn, one for google. And i will open another window ( usually sch projects)i will then station my cursor on the google tab, and whenever my parents come in, POOF! im at the other tab. And i will click on my sch projects ( if i directly switch to the other window they could see the title of mozilla firefox in which case is porn) and they will come in praising me that i good that im doing my sch projects hehe :D. I wonder if they would bother to smell my room for sperms lol :D

You know the people that rent drug sniffing dogs well there is a spinoff of them called sex x that rents semen and other sexual liqids.

[Lifepulses]

today i was just watching some porn and just started jerking off, then i suddenly heard my mom come down, so i quickly close the tabs, and i had no time to zip up my pants, so i just forced myself really close to the computer desk, so she couldnt tell. and i just zipped my pants back up later when my mom was in the washroom

[Willy]

i was wanking to porn 2 nights ago and mum opened my door and walked in. only just hid myself under the cover i think... i hope so.

[Stark]

They haven't.

[Prince_of_Peace]

Yes they have...my room has no locks. They no longer come into my room because I am always naked inside my room. But I do wear my bikini briefs when I go around the house. Everyone have seen me walk around with a big bone... and it did not go very well...so it is okay to do that now with an underwear. My parents have caught me so many times they basically just leave me alone. Did they say anything...no. But I did, "stay out!" that is when my privacy is being invaded.

[Hman]

I got taught watching porn on my mac and my momfliped and I had to have this long talk with my step dad who is a doctor and he got in to like evry detail and he used all these weird word. Then like a month ago I was jacking off and my mom came up to give me a Gatorade and I pulled my pants up quickly but I still had a total boner and I think that she saw it weird. But idk

[Lord GaGa]

:whoops:Have your parents ever caught you masturbating or like, looking at porn? What do you do? I dont have a lock on my door anymore, and I can't help myself because I do it alll the time, I do usually wait until dark and stuff but sometimes I cant wait.
Your grammar needs working on. So does your spelling. Tip: download FireFox or Chrome to fix any errors you might make.

No, my parents never caught me masturbating, not that there weren't any close calls. I have been caught looking at porn thanks to me not knowing how to clear the history...

[OneManArmy]

A few close calls, but no.

[Evan14]

My parents have never seen me masturbate....but even worse.... I got into a rock climbing accident around the time I turned 13 and broke my left arm and 3 fingers on my right hand, so for a few weeks I needed help getting dressed and bathing. I had started growing quite a bit of pubic hair, and my penis had grown quite a bit by this time, and it was the most embarrassing time of my life. I think the two most embarrassing things were my 10 year old brother asking me everything about puberty, and accidentally getting a boner one time when my mom was helping me bathe. She said something like "well, your sure growing up fast!" and joked that "it must be hard for someone my age not being able to relieve myself" for weeks.

If I can survive that, I can survive anything. The only good thing about it I guess was before puberty I was never self-conscious about being naked, and after that I'm definitely not now.

[Super]

you also have to look out if ur parents have a proxy
one kind can see any thing you typed in or watched
my friend got busted that way within the same week his parents found his lighter
they thought he was a preverted stoner =p

[JackOfClubs]

never been caught watchin porn r j/o but there have been ALOT of close calls but i think they know anyway i hav a laptop now n my parents never check it so...

[Skuzzy]

Never caught and lucky for me. I got gay porn at my disposal on my itouch

[Bobfrank543]

Almost a couple of times, but i closed the window on my computer before they came in

[aykancv]

Yes my mum caught me 3 times :D We are joking about that , that's not problem for us.

[sjfz]

Once someone walked in while I was under the covers. I'm not sure if they noticed I was doing anything or just thought I was rustling around, as I'd stated I was going to go take a nap.

As for porn, I've been caught a few times. No one's ever made a big deal about it though.

[alex.c]

Once i was watchin porn nd my sis came up so i x out of it and went onto a game and she asked if she cud play so i let her on nd den i noticed that the name of the porn website was in the little google toolbar and since we have 2 comp my mam came up and went on the second one i dont think she saw it but the next day my dad put safe search on
oh btw wat made it worse was that it was a gay porn website

[The Joker]

I've actually found that the best way to hide those sorts of things and prevent walk-ins while looking at porn it to have two windows open, one of them being your "special video" and one of them being a game, or your email. If you're using Windows, just open those two windows. Then, hold Alt and hit tab and you'll notice it switches windows. Then you just hit that little shortcut and you have an instant cover-up. Just make sure of two things: You must open these two windows in order and that both of them are maximized. If you're using Mac, same thing, just Command and tab. I use this if I'm ever looking at it.

That's exactly what I do! My dad's the type where I would NEVER want him to see me watching that stuff.

[sjfz]

I've had a couple of close calls when jacking off (the thrill of getting caught is great)... but I have been caught looking at porn. Normally, the person who catches me doesn't say much about it... I guess it's a part of growing up.

[Zero Beat]

i havnt been catched. lucky
one day it will happen :(

[bandit55751]

i have been catch with porn twice and naked once. with the porn i just said i was intrested and they said whatever and left it alone and naked i just said mom!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! knock first

[corey1412]

If my parents caught me I would probably start packing my bags and leave it would be way to emberassing

[Prince_of_Peace]

I have been seen lately but I was not excited or anything. There was no towel in the bathroom and I has to walk in the hallway. My mummy saw it...its nothing and completely normal. No big deal.

[kniwtohynroh]

never caught before:)
had some close calls:D

[NeverLetGo]

I've never been caught before but I had a very
Close encounter... I was looking at gay porn and
I didn't have my muscle out but my sister walked
In the door and our computer room is right there..
I was like shaking haha

[YourFriend]

My dad once saw me watching some porn with my friend, he just looked at the screen and went out and never mentioned anything about it, I guess I am lucky.

I am also lucky bcs my parents don't check the history, but if they did, they'd find nothing interesting, I have auto-erassing history! Nice, huh?

I'd be so ashamed if they found out I was watching gay porn!

I'd probebly be in the streets in no time...

[jazzyfizzlen]

yah ive been caught a few times by my dad, but he was cool about it and gave me a few new techniques.

[The Joker]

My dad once saw me watching some porn with my friend, he just looked at the screen and went out and never mentioned anything about it, I guess I am lucky.

I am also lucky bcs my parents don't check the history, but if they did, they'd find nothing interesting, I have auto-erassing history! Nice, huh?

I'd be so ashamed if they found out I was watching gay porn!

I'd probebly be in the streets in no time...

Where did you get this auto-erasing thing? I'd love to use it....

[boysboysboys]

no i havent ever been caught.
all you need to do is use a program that hides what applications you have open.
you push one button and the screen disappears.
push it again and it comes back
good for school! lol

[nick]

yah ive been caught a few times by my dad, but he was cool about it and gave me a few new techniques.
euch, horrible, i'd hate that

[jammyd]

i got cought by my cleaner, it was jokes, she only moved to england like 4 months ago and can hardly speak english, she just stared at me for like a minute, then walked out backwards slowly. My dad saw porn on my ipod, but just told me to be careful on the internet and he guessed i looked at it cos its normal. :)

[andrewgonzalez]

My dad has caught me masturbating, but he's cool with it. After that, he decided we should have "the sex talk" lol. He doesn't like me looking at porn though, says I'm still kinda young to be looking at that stuff. Guess he has a right to say that as a dad lol

[Tommie]

Well my dad walked in on me wanking over a picture my girlfriend sent me ;)
he just goes ahem excuse me.
walks out luckily he didnt see the picture :)
but it wasnt too bad.

[HPstoner]

My dad has caught me masturbating, but he's cool with it. After that, he decided we should have "the sex talk" lol. He doesn't like me looking at porn though, says I'm still kinda young to be looking at that stuff. Guess he has a right to say that as a dad lol

You know whats worse then that? huh?

You walking in on you're parents having sex...it happened like a year ago and im still scarred.

[Skuller818]

Never caught masturbating and never caught while looking at porn but unfortunately, one time I forgot to delete my browsing history and they found some. My mom told me all this stuff about "how it was demeaning towards women" however my dad didn't really seem to mind.

[raz0r]

You know whats worse then that? huh?

You walking in on you're parents having sex...it happened like a year ago and im still scarred.

everyones parents have sex, dw about it, if it wasnt for sex, were would you be?

[HPstoner]

Yeaaah but that doesn't mean I want to see my parents doing it...

[andrewgonzalez]

Yeaaah but that doesn't mean I want to see my parents doing it...

he's got a point. i mean, sure your parents brought you into this world, but still.......sorry u had to witness that

[BirdsandtheBees]

REEAALY close calls with porn and being walked in on by my parents, but never happened THANK God (i think my dad knows i do though)

Been walked on by a friend once. He just laughed it off. He was sleeping over at my house in (Didnt see my dick, but there was pron on the tv screen) and was going shower and I joked "Don't jack off in my shower" and he just walked out, but forgot his clothes. when he came back, he walked in on me...

[teenanx94]

Iv been caught with porn a lot. But only once or twice j/o

[Oathkeeper]

nope, never.
But i did walk in on them just after them "having fun" and i saw my dad's boner :(

[andrewgonzalez]

nope, never.
But i did walk in on them just after them "having fun" and i saw my dad's boner :(

thats awkward. an "ah!:eek:" moment

[vito22andolini]

Wait until they sleep . or if you realy cant wait , do it in the shower or in the bathroom

[Chase6242]

my dad saw but he also had it so he thought it was his :)

[spike94]

i have 3 web browsers...1 hidden, my other comp s in the loft so theres 100% no chance :D

[spike94]

(sorry 4 double post!)

You know whats worse then that? huh?

You walking in on you're parents having sex...it happened like a year ago and im still scarred.

i walked in on my parents 2 years ago and im mentally damaged :eek:

[nick]

(sorry 4 double post!)
That's what the edit button's for.

But walking in on parents, horrible thought, horrible

[ElectroPhunk]

Ive ALMOST been caught so many times by my parents watching porn and masterbating,, and my computer is right by the my door...i Think my dad knows because he has heard :O

[skinny_white_boy]

ive never been caught i just switch windows my mom dont no bout copms tht much n never walked in on either i keep my door locked
i walked in on my parents once i was nasty my step dad was airborn headin toward her

always will b mentally scarred :(

[thecanjump]

I was masturebating in my bed and my dad walk in but I had my leg up so he didn't see anything. I felt very strange but my parents don't walk in without knocking on the door any more.

[Muffins]

I was masturebating in my bed and my dad walk in but I had my leg up so he didn't see anything. I felt very strange but my parents don't walk in without knocking on the door any more.

I think he knew...Why else would the knocking start? :D

Umm no I dont think I've been caught...not really anyway.

[Chris100]

I was cought once. It was because i didnt clear the history. If your parent walked in on you there is nothing you can do. If your parent say, "I can check the history ya know." All you need to do is clear the history of the porn sites you went to. Hope this helps everyone.

[blingibong]

my parents know i do but they havent caught me.

but how do they know?/

[jeforey3]

i dont think my parents seen me, but hey assume ido it.

[Rainstorm]

I think all parent's know their teenage boy jack off, I mean, your Dad did it before.

Anyways, I have been caught J/O by my Dad once. He simply said 'Lock Your Door', and left....Not the best experience of my life.

[Stevie J]

I've never caught anyone in my family or been caught
but Now im sure my dad knows
i deleted a folder that had pics of his mom who passed away a few years ago
so he took it to his firend to try and recover the folder
so i useto download loads of porn so like im sure he found it
and i once opened my bros internet and it saved the last site and that was like lesbian porn (so atleast i know he likes girls :P) and i once had this neato spy program to like mess with my sis' comp when she was on it but i went on to like screw wiht her and she was on youtube watching vids of chicks making out with other chicks
i was like GROSS! THATS MY SISTER WATCHING THAT
but im sure shes straight

anyway... people mentioned the ALT TABBING out of sites, another that works is a program for multiple desktops. you cna have like 4 with the one i use. so i usually have like word open on one and like half an essay and the other my "viewing" material. and i used this when i was chatting a girl who my mom loathes so its always a good cover. its for WINDOWS if ur interested google mutiple desktops for windows... USE CAUTION though


My sis' friend once walked in mid climax so i couldn't Pull my hand outta my pants like so i pretended to be scracthing my leg

i was FREAKED OUT

Also... i found this site because i use to tell the girl who i was chatting like all my sexual shit. i liked her a lot but i was like 15 so my HORMONES RAGGEDDDDD so like mid wanking while talking to her on the phone *she didn't know i was :P* i told her like that i masterbate too much and sometimes that i think about dudes *one was her boyfriend* and that i did some variant ways of masterbation... and like she now is considers us "just friends" and like im her "extremely open silbling" rather than a potential date... so that hurt alot. but yeah this site saved me from making that mistake again

[radnaskela]

Once my dad saw in the torrent program one film but he didn't say anything only pucker

[House]

They haven't, but always so close. I don't have a lock on my room and I'm with my younger brothers in the same room, so its hard, the best time is at night. You can do it also when there not at home or not close to your room, don't stay away from the door, make sure you can listen when they are coming and make sure you can hide everything quickly. But on the other hand, you can just do it in the bathroom if you can't wait until dark

[WoW_GOD]

I half did by my sister, she saw the porn on the monitor but I was sitting behind a big chair and she didn't see my penis. So she saw the porn but not my penis :p

[radnaskela]

Look I'm form Bulgaria and here the flats aren't so big and always my parents are close to me, but I can hear them.

[Spunky]

My parents have never seen me Do amything but I really want to say they know. If I were u I would just do it when u take a shower since you have privacy or just try to wait till every one goes to bed and I know u said sometimes u can't wait and all I have to say about that is try to keep yourself busy until I have the oppertunity

[Reality]

Nah.

My parents don't care what I do in the computer nowadays. I don't even bother to clear the history anymore. My dad doesn't use computers, and my mum and brother have their own Apple Macbooks, so this computer is mine.

:D

[fuji]

my dad use IE. I use firefox. :P


but my dad caught me once while watching porn.
and my mom caught me masturbation....

[radnaskela]

My dad like you use IE but when I watch porn i use Apple Safari. I'm patiently and wait my parents to go out.

[coodood]

My mom saw naked pics on my phone and said ""I've seen that penis a thousand times, one more won't hurt"

[amppi1236]

I am an a Mac computer, so it make sit much easier to hide my "tracks" by using Safari (Apple web browser) due to the "Private Browsing" button.

Safari is both mac and PC!:yeah:

[shanno06]

Safari is both mac and PC!:yeah:

Just since were gettin all nerdy here: IE8 does that too now!Im on it now.

[plopalopa]

wel i havnt been caught properly but had a close call with my sister!

also i hav jacked off when i was stayin at my frends house laying rite next to her but she didnt wake up! it felt so sneakyly gud!

[marty]

No and i hope they never do! i make so many precautions so they wont catch me.

[obiwan94]

dad walked in on me once, just said sorry and walked out and didn't mention it at all later.

[Neverender]

but how do they know?/

Is that not obvious enough?
You dont need to get caught for your parents to know. maybe they heard him, or maybe he told them.
Most parents will suspect that their kids masturbate. Simply because they were teenagers once. Parents arent as stupid as they lead on to be.

[tripolar]

Some how in 5 years i never got caught its bound to happen sometime, usually i hear people coming and i put it back in my pants :D as for porn its only on the psp internet browser and the psp is portable so i can flip it or dump it in a drawer or turn it off if the door opens.

[lmr13]

no never

[mustang]

ell i always do it in the bathroom like mostl in the shower though

[yoyo]

:mad::cool:i never save anything i do, most of the time i just dont do it beacase i have do wast time covering up my tracks as fast as i can wile my mom is walking towrds my.... she even ask wat i send on my email... it sucks

[yoyo]

never been seen:D:D:D:D:D

[jake_11]

Never been caught... thank goodness, haha. I was sneaky =]

Thought I wouldn't mind being caught if it was anyone but my parents.

[Skuller818]

(sorry 4 double post!)



i walked in on my parents 2 years ago and im mentally damaged :eek:

lol that happened to me when I was like 4 and I can still remember it. I walked in and they were both under the covers (except for there heads), so I asked "what are you doing" and they told me "normal mommy and daddy stuff". It wasn't till like 5 or 6 years later that I actually realized what it was.

[CestDan]

My father caught me while I was watching a porn magazine, lol, I was so scared, then my father and I have a "male" talk. Now I laugh of it.

[DJthekid]

no they haven't and i dont plan on it happening lol

[Noah_101]

absolutely not!

[poker852]

wat sucks is that i dont have a door :O but there is spot at the top of the stairs, when you step on it, it creaks. when i hear that i put back in my pants and switch to a different website. ive almost been caught a couple times. but my mom has seen websites in my history, haha i told her it was my friend.

[gone]

well I haven't been caught yet, never say never, lol
I have had some really really close calls O_O
Im lucky I have the reflexes of a ninja and the hearing of a dog
:P

[DTeen]

I haven't been caught by MY parents but my friends parents caught us masturbating before...

[bizarre]

what you could do is get a random book and you coul listen to the foot steps of people coming and if the open your door put it in your pants and pretend to read it works for me
hope that helped:)

[LaClaire]

i love the boys forums so much more , it more entertaining then the girls :P

and yes .they do not care

[bluestarkidd]

this would be the worst thing ...lol...thankfully no never been caught

[Aves]

Never been thank god, been close tho.

[Blargy]

My brother was watching porn when I was 5 or something, my sister and I walked in on him and his friend watching it together. Then we all watched porn together a bit until my parents talked to use "blah blah blah" happened again when I was 11, but they never actually caught us, only knew because of parental controls blah blaah blah.

[Fourth Dimension]

Well they havent both parents know i have porn on my computer they havnt caught me though

[ACQD139F83J]

Just do it under the covers... and the multi tabbing is also a good idea...

[Yesterdays Hero]

Usually I put off masturbating until I'm home alone, I only live with my mum and brother, my brother is always going somewhere, and after school I still have two hours before mum gets home, so I can be home alone at least two hours every school day. Then, when the school holidays started, I thought, "Great, I have plenty of time to masturbate." But then I found out that my mum was taking the six weeks off to be with me. After four weeks, I hadn't masturbated, and I couldn't take it anymore, so I grabbed my laptop, went into my room, lied down on my bed, looked up some porn, pulled out my cock and started wanking, and about one second before I cummed, my mum walked in, and she saw me shoot. She awkwardly avoided me the rest of the day, and she never spoke to me about it.

[gagemeaker]

ive had close calls but nothing yet (atleast from my parents, my bros have caught me)

[england123]

luckily i've never been caught, but i have almost been caught masturbating before which has made me more careful now.

[nick]

Usually I put off masturbating until I'm home alone, I only live with my mum and brother, my brother is always going somewhere, and after school I still have two hours before mum gets home, so I can be home alone at least two hours every school day. Then, when the school holidays started, I thought, "Great, I have plenty of time to masturbate." But then I found out that my mum was taking the six weeks off to be with me. After four weeks, I hadn't masturbated, and I couldn't take it anymore, so I grabbed my laptop, went into my room, lied down on my bed, looked up some porn, pulled out my cock and started wanking, and about one second before I cummed, my mum walked in, and she saw me shoot. She awkwardly avoided me the rest of the day, and she never spoke to me about it.
Wow, thanks for that, that made me laugh and feel very glad that has never happened to me.

[XFlyboyX]

Once i almost got cough i has j/o on my bed and i had my psp and i was looking at porn so my mom walks in the room but she though i was playing but she was standing like right next to me i don't think she saw something but i don't really now, and i think i found this web site by looking up penis in Google.

[Mikey]

Yes >.>. Was watching it full screen and my mom came in. i was like O:

[Corruption]

Ive been caught looking at porn so many times my mom thinks I look at porn just to look at it =.= I have needs and she needs to respect that. She grounds me and takes away my internet cuz of it. Well I have the wep key so rly dosn't matter.

[rollwithme]

never my parents but my uncle once and my brothers all the time.
with my uncle he was all like, "its okay. sorry. blablahblah." i was like 14.
the first time it happened with my brother we both got awkward but now its like a regulaar thing for him to barge in and then me throw the pillow at his head.

[benjabubble]

I haven't been caught, I think I'd die of embarrassment if I were. At the moment I don't have a lock on my door, so I have to be particularly cautious so i don't get caught, sometimes that means going into the bathroom to do it (not ideal but it works). Hopefully we'll be moving soon and I'll have a lock on my bedroom door :) yay!

[Jagador]

Never been caught, but i have come close to it... I have been caught with guy photos on my USB, but i slipped away and lied that it was a guy and a girl making out when it really wasn't. My parents nearly freaked

[themanwhoneverwould]

I am lucky, my mum doesn't actually mind me watching Porn, "Its part of growing up" Shame i don't get good enough internet speed most of the time to put it on. but nun the less, when its working, and there is no way i can be walked in on, i watch it.

[Mikey]

Usually I put off masturbating until I'm home alone, I only live with my mum and brother, my brother is always going somewhere, and after school I still have two hours before mum gets home, so I can be home alone at least two hours every school day. Then, when the school holidays started, I thought, "Great, I have plenty of time to masturbate." But then I found out that my mum was taking the six weeks off to be with me. After four weeks, I hadn't masturbated, and I couldn't take it anymore, so I grabbed my laptop, went into my room, lied down on my bed, looked up some porn, pulled out my cock and started wanking, and about one second before I cummed, my mum walked in, and she saw me shoot. She awkwardly avoided me the rest of the day, and she never spoke to me about it.

Haha my mom came in and whatnot. My parents talked to me and said it was normal so I was like ... okay?

I was just glad I wasn't grounded

[AdamTheAce]

I just wait until : they have left me alone : i know where they are : late at night in my bed : when they are busy for a long while

[sjfz]

Once i almost got cough i has j/o on my bed and i had my psp and i was looking at porn so my mom walks in the room but she though i was playing but she was standing like right next to me i don't think she saw something but i don't really now, and i think i found this web site by looking up penis in Google.

See, I've like... been caught laying in bed during the day sometimes, but I usually fake taking a nap, or I roll over when I see/hear the door opening. This usually fools the parents into thinking I'm trying to get some sleep -- although I'm naked under the sheets. Lol.

[arabmoney11221]

i think i wold also die of embarresment but my mom already like noes about how big it is and stuff but i dont think she nos i masturbate wait till she finds out her rebellious athiest son waks off lol

[yuppies]

i think i wold also die of embarresment but my mom already like noes about how big it is and stuff but i dont think she nos i masturbate wait till she finds out her rebellious athiest son waks off lol

Any sensible mom knows, they just don't admit it =P And why does she know how big you are?

[Jagador]

i haven't been caught, but it has come close because i don't have a lock on my door...=T

[NotASpyingRent]

ive been caught:(

[Ryhanna]

ive been caught.... its not fun

[stef]

once i was looking at porn and i had more tabs on and my mom walked in but i moved to other tab and i was acting like im reading something ( but i think she noticed because she just asked me something random and left)

[Eagle1]

Usually I put off masturbating until I'm home alone, I only live with my mum and brother, my brother is always going somewhere, and after school I still have two hours before mum gets home, so I can be home alone at least two hours every school day. Then, when the school holidays started, I thought, "Great, I have plenty of time to masturbate." But then I found out that my mum was taking the six weeks off to be with me. After four weeks, I hadn't masturbated, and I couldn't take it anymore, so I grabbed my laptop, went into my room, lied down on my bed, looked up some porn, pulled out my cock and started wanking, and about one second before I cummed, my mum walked in, and she saw me shoot. She awkwardly avoided me the rest of the day, and she never spoke to me about it.

That sucks:( Im assuming you don't have a lock?