View Full Version : parents ever seen??
diamond jetstream
September 4th, 2009, 01:51 AM
ive been so close before that i didnt look at porn for ages but sit against your bedroom door or do it in the shower or get a door wedge
Special_D
September 4th, 2009, 10:23 AM
I would say yes they have but they never mentioned it.
Jake11
September 4th, 2009, 03:39 PM
Nopee. They haven't, not even close.
Thank god.
AdamTheAce
September 4th, 2009, 03:47 PM
my parents respect my privacy and knock b4 they enter my room,so does my sister and i always delete my history though i think they know we still have to have the dreaded ''puberty & sex'' talk, thats coming soon ;(
Ortizitthisone
September 4th, 2009, 10:52 PM
I let my (older) sister use my computer and she found a porn site in my internet history (I didn't delete it because I'm usually the only one who uses my laptop). She was just like 'whatever.' Also, my mom once found a porn DVD in my room and she made my dad talk to me about it. REALLY awkward. I have never been caught masturbating, though.
tomy
September 6th, 2009, 08:21 PM
Well your alot like me. Since my mom took my lock away from my door, ( I would always lock my self in there) I'm afraid she will come in on me masturbating or even ejaculating.
But that has happened to me at a friends house.. I can't tell the story though :P
clear to say I'm not aloud over there anymore... And most people can't help them selfs to look up porn (like me)
Tom!
life is like a dallor, you don't know how to spent it
lawrence22
September 15th, 2009, 10:50 PM
get a playstation or wait until everyone is asleep or gone
zach_15
October 19th, 2009, 09:34 PM
never been caught by parents but have been caught by older bro. we have actualy done it together a couple times since then
impact_75
October 21st, 2009, 06:25 PM
Yeah. Once my dad caught me watchin porn & jackin off and he just let me finish it. Then he talked to me and just said "don't let your mom find out":whoops:
Skuller818
October 21st, 2009, 06:31 PM
Mom found porn on internet history (didn't think she'd use my computer, but she had to cause the normal one didn't work), she told me not to do it, but my dad said he really didn't care and that he looked at it when he was my age
Lifeguard18
October 21st, 2009, 07:14 PM
I haven't but i really hope it doesn't.
Best advice. The only way to not get caught, is to not look at it.
Sorry but it's the truth.
Unless you clear out your cookies and history and use a proxy just in case.
XxHaViiK
October 22nd, 2009, 01:59 AM
I'm not sure if my mom saw me or not, but I was laying back on the floor. I didn't even hear her open my door, and of course it was right as I was about to reach climax. But I got a weird feeling and just looked up for a second and saw my door slowly opening, so I put those shorts back on and sat up and acted like I was playing my Xbox.
KaiA
October 22nd, 2009, 05:29 PM
I've never been caught.. my parents always knock on my door first and wait for me to say they can come in, this is what they've done since I was about 11, and have done ever since.
Jmann
October 22nd, 2009, 07:52 PM
I Have been caught by both of my parents but they already know i do and my parent found 2 porn magizines and got mad
crazycoller
October 22nd, 2009, 09:31 PM
a few times... my dads seen me looking at porn before... but hes cool with it... if my mom walks in on me i can hear her coming and i just cover up... if i were u just do it in bed or in the bathroom where u can have an excuse for being naked
NMon
October 26th, 2009, 09:15 PM
I've done it in my room a few times, just couldn't resist, and my mom almost walked in. Luckily both times I had a cover over my back and was facing towards a textbook, away from the door.
vic1891
November 23rd, 2009, 04:09 AM
My dad has walked in on me a few times while i've been watching porn and jacking it pretty hard. He is just like oh sorry and just closes the door...one time he thought I called his name or something so he walked into my room just as I was starting to come and was shooting everywhere and he just stood there untill i stopped and was super embarassed and he just looked down at my hand which was obviously around my penis and he just like ran outta my room
BigBulge
November 23rd, 2009, 12:04 PM
Nope - its been close though. I Use taskswitch XP (alt-tab alternative) which lets me minimise things to the tray where they go unnoticed
OhMightyLion
November 27th, 2009, 04:53 PM
I've been caught masturbating twice, both times by my mom...
1) The first time she caught me (which was the first few days I had started to masturbate) I didn't lock my door and she came in and saw me and I quickly came up with a dumb excuse, I said "Umm, it hurts..."and she said "You don't have to lie, it's normal..I know", then she left. I don't remember what I did/felt after that scene happened.
2) The second time was a couple of months ago or a year ago (I really don't remember) but I was "getting ready" for school and I had locked the door (or at least thought i did) and started to masturbate when she walked in and saw me. She didn't saw anything she just closed the door and left.
I haven't been caught watching porn, but my mom knows I watch it (or thinks i used to?) cause One time she lef tthe house and I quickly got on the computer and started to watch porn and after a while alot of pop-ups and stuff asking if I was 18 or older showed up so I tried closing all the windows but panicked and restarted the computer and when i clicked the internet icon, when it opened up it was a webpage saying "this computer has detected porn , etc etc etc"
The thing is she NEVER confronted me about it ever, but i do know she told my aunt cause I remember my aunt telling me "Be careful of what you search on the computer"
Over all my mom is ok with it....
Pudd
November 27th, 2009, 05:17 PM
I had galleries saved and some m/m stuff and our comp got a virus, my dad got a pc guy round and he swept the whole PC with ALL the files and thumbnails. I was so scared i felt sick =(
ZzKingz
November 30th, 2009, 02:18 AM
my teachers examine my computer via network at school and they have found porn. i hate that and i think it invades my privacy.
i got lunch detention. i didn't get suspended because they had no proof that i do this on campus (not that i do)
Meisterman
December 3rd, 2009, 05:42 PM
Almost. I'm pretty mad that I don't have a freaking lock on my door so I go to the bathroom and just do it for like an hour. Makes them pretty mad ;)
Kitty Purry
December 3rd, 2009, 06:00 PM
I got caught once but now I delete the history,
bubba_is_confussed
December 11th, 2009, 12:45 PM
my mom has almost caught me. i was wanking and i didnt hear her till she opened my door, i threw the covers on me so she wouldnt see.=/
bogdanhz
December 11th, 2009, 01:55 PM
The first time i got caught it was my grandmother,i hated she made my mom "lecture" me about it.
Ballin2much
December 17th, 2009, 12:48 PM
yes and i didnt give a shit, neither did my dad. i was 11 btw
Spoookster
December 17th, 2009, 06:13 PM
Hahahah When I was 13 my GRANDMA caught me.. =))) It was hilarious
MusicallyObsessedBoi
December 17th, 2009, 06:57 PM
I've been caught. I just waved and they walked away.
FroBro16
December 21st, 2009, 12:00 AM
I've been caught masturbating but luckily there was a blanket near so i could cover up. My dad found out i was lookin at porn before and he said he understood, no problem. I usually will make sure i know where they are before i start doin it now
rageingecho
December 21st, 2009, 11:31 AM
my dad has caught me multiple times
Alfred Pennyworth
December 27th, 2009, 05:09 AM
haven't been caught, had a few close encounters of the awkward kind, but haven't been caught. If ANYBODY in m family caught me, i think i would have to go dig myself a nice deep hole to avoid them.
superstar2067
December 27th, 2009, 05:20 AM
Nope, we have really squeeky doors that are before my room or the computer so if I hear it squeek I pull my pants up and pick up my book or close the porn
yes123
December 27th, 2009, 08:35 AM
My dad accually caught me but he doesn't care
wisse2012
December 27th, 2009, 12:18 PM
never have been caught
JustNcross
December 27th, 2009, 02:38 PM
yea my dad has found porn sites on the history a couple times and got all mad and stuff..
Ive been walked in on by my dad, brother, and his friend once it was kinda wierd cuz i had my laptop on my chest and i pulled up my pajamas really sloppily and im pretty sure they werent positive about what i was doing.
btrujillo
January 1st, 2010, 08:56 PM
Been cought doing both the porn by my mom but my 7 year old brother walked in on me jacking off he was just like "what are you doing" I told him nothing that you need to know about. From what I read at least you never got cought with your gf in her bed by her dad.
Young Boy
January 1st, 2010, 09:01 PM
My mom caught me once because I forgot to lock the door. She did not care that I was masturbating but she was mad because I was looking at porn. :(
Curious Girl
January 1st, 2010, 09:04 PM
When It is not dark I do it in my clothes, but when It is dark I do it in my bed naked under the covers. I have only been caught once because I did not know my mom was home.
markmcw
January 2nd, 2010, 06:34 PM
Firefox has a 'Start Private Browsing' option. I always use itl
AJohnston9
January 2nd, 2010, 06:47 PM
Yeah, my dad has. He's single and we jerk off together sometimes, no incest just for fun lol. Hes 10 inches.
nick
January 2nd, 2010, 06:53 PM
Yeah, my dad has. He's single and we jerk off together sometimes, no incest just for fun lol. Hes 10 inches.
I hope that's not true, if it is I really think that's inappropriate and you should just say you prefer to be private about it next time.
Ballin2much
January 2nd, 2010, 07:46 PM
It's funny. I found this website by searching for something like ejaculation or something because I was curious about how it worked and so on... I am an a Mac computer, so it make sit much easier to hide my "tracks" by using Safari (Apple web browser) due to the "Private Browsing" button. Anyway, I think my mom might have seen me one time when I fell asleep when I had 'that muscle' hanging out of my boxers. I told her to wake me up the morning after and she never did. I'm wondering if she didn't wake me up in fear that she might embarrass me after seeing 'that muscle' exposed. Anyway, I have never been caught that I know of, and I still fear that someone will walk in on an embarrassing moment, and I know that I have to be even more careful considering I live with only my mom...
me to! but not now, like a few years ago, i just joined tho lol
Theatrekid
January 2nd, 2010, 08:33 PM
I've had lots of close calls
where I just closed the browser
but once I forgot to delete the history and went to the store with my character open and my dad was just snoping around an went to my
history and saw it an I got crap from it and now
he keeps like when we are in th mens section of the store he goes by the underwear and asks oh do you want some giving me bs and one day ge asked do you want tights and I was kdding and said sure why not and now I have
3 pairs of tights
but what you should do is get a laptop of your own or a iPod touch easy to look at porn and delete history
also wate till night or when you get home
fromschool and they aren't there
if you have a brother and you know he masture bates an if you catch him it gets easyier thank snoping aroun
good luck
pm me if you want
jerkoffdude
January 2nd, 2010, 08:36 PM
i jack off all the time and since i dont live with my mom me and my dad can just jack off whenever we want to we have done it in front of each other a lot cause it's no big deal everybody jerks off
nick
January 2nd, 2010, 08:41 PM
i jack off all the time and since i dont live with my mom me and my dad can just jack off whenever we want to we have done it in front of each other a lot cause it's no big deal everybody jerks off
Same answer I gave to AJohnston9 in a sense. Sure everybody jerks off, but nearly everybody jerks off in private. Wanking in front of or with your dad is more than inappropriate to my thoughts.
Rebecca L Vaughn
January 6th, 2010, 05:00 PM
My mom caught me when I was like 13 years old. I had just forgot to lock the door that day or something...
notsure101
January 6th, 2010, 05:03 PM
I havn't been caught yet :)
thekj
January 11th, 2010, 04:58 PM
i do it all the time when my parents are in its no big deal
no i have never been cought wanking or wacthing porn :L
dwl8fl
January 12th, 2010, 03:02 AM
I got caught by my dad as i was masturbating in the bathtub taking a bath
Watta Tem
January 12th, 2010, 06:56 AM
no one caught me yet!
:d
HSJock206
January 26th, 2010, 02:04 PM
Oh yeah dude. My dad has caught me several times. I use to hide it when I was younger but after he found my "cum towel" hidden in myt underwear drawer he just told me to be careful when mom is home. If she is gone I can relax and not worry about it.
Mysterious Skin
January 26th, 2010, 08:51 PM
My parents have caught me looking at porn yea
yorkie
January 26th, 2010, 09:04 PM
Most embarrasing thing in my life!
First ever time, fingers up my ass, and i really moaned and came as soon as my dad walked in....
freak
January 27th, 2010, 06:12 AM
oh...thank god ..havnet been caught yet!
ACQD139F83J
January 27th, 2010, 08:01 AM
I've never had a lock and here's how I don't get caught:
masturbate under the covers either with a book or in the morning or evening when you can pretend to be sleeping
make sure you're quiet enough that you can hear someone coming before they hear you
masturbate when everyone else is asleep
I have to get up first so my parents expect an alarm to go off at some stage and they won't look at when... if this is applicable, set your alarm however long you need early, then masturbate then continue getting ready.
Giles
January 27th, 2010, 11:17 AM
I've been caught once but almost caught quite a few times.
thedisman
January 27th, 2010, 12:02 PM
nothin has ever been said if i have
justin26
January 27th, 2010, 12:54 PM
i dont have a lock on my door either but i stil do it.....luckily i havnt been caught yet...just tell people to knock before they come into ur room
jimbo101
January 27th, 2010, 08:52 PM
lol i almost just got caught by bro. also doing it under a blanket dose mericals when it comes to not getting caught. i have never been caught by parents or anyone. many close calls.
zcornett
February 1st, 2010, 02:38 AM
i haven't been caught by my parents.........yet. and hopefully it won't happen EVER! lol. i am an only child so i works out perfect for me. usually do it at nite after they are alseep or in the shower
honeybear
February 2nd, 2010, 09:29 AM
My mom has caught me a few times..... doesnt bother me at all she didnt freak out or anything she just let me be... she told me after the first time she saw me not to be ashamed it is just a natural part of life...
mrbob360
February 2nd, 2010, 12:03 PM
ive never been caught :) and i never would be coz my parents always knock before entering my room :)
WakeyEr
February 2nd, 2010, 08:55 PM
My parent have caught me searching porn, but never masterbating. I have had a boner walking to the shower in the morning when my step dad was there, but thats it.
ballin09
February 2nd, 2010, 10:02 PM
My mom has walked in on me when I got out of the shower, but it was a quick thing then she closed the door so I had privacy.
martin2008
February 2nd, 2010, 10:06 PM
never been caught
Awesome
February 2nd, 2010, 11:44 PM
When I look at porn, I usally have a porn site open, and another iapproprite site up like myspace. And if I hear someone coming of the door opens, I quickly x out the porn site and pretend I was on myspace or something. I had one very close call once, but it was all good.
Tip - keep the speakers down and hide you boner if someone walks in.
missbehavin
February 4th, 2010, 03:08 AM
Yeah my mom has seen me some.
JessicaUK
February 4th, 2010, 03:27 AM
I've never been caught.
Botchy
February 4th, 2010, 07:43 AM
i live with my gp's they cant use a pc i have had some close calls most of the time i have another tab with a site like sky sports on it. when the pc freazes i just put the top down because i have a laptop job done
Zenon
February 5th, 2010, 11:13 AM
my mom caught me wanking this morning
and she scolded me for that :(
rex99321
February 15th, 2010, 03:36 AM
my dad busted me once, i was embarassed but he didn't say anyhting
james625
February 15th, 2010, 03:43 AM
no, i haven't. You should just do it in the shower or on the toilet
Jockstrap
February 15th, 2010, 11:40 AM
dude i thank that as long as you listen carefully your should be able to here them before they walk in and if your going to masturbate in ur room dont fully take ur pants off just unzip ur fly so its easier to hurry and hide ur dick.
Boroboi
February 16th, 2010, 06:20 PM
No my mate did wen he was on cam to me lol
Mattyboy2
February 16th, 2010, 06:23 PM
i've had a couple close calls but never been caught
francisco
February 16th, 2010, 07:44 PM
Nope havnt been caught n hopefully wnt
Packers and fins fan
February 21st, 2010, 08:54 PM
nope, hasnt happened
Impact13
February 21st, 2010, 08:58 PM
ive done it sooo many times when my mom was just in the room next to me and theres no door
and the computers in the kitchen haha, just make sure you can hear them coming,
and itd be better too if theyre out of the house all together,
and yeah ive been caught by my sister MANY times cause her room was sort of connected to mine haha, thank goodness she didnt see anything though,
good luck!
ive done the same thing lol.
ive never been caught by anyone masturbating; but once my mom caught me watching porn and she called me a perve lol : )and grounded me for 2 weeks
steezypeezy
February 21st, 2010, 08:58 PM
never been caught jerking off, but ive had a close call
cherry_boi
February 21st, 2010, 09:24 PM
a few close calls but never actually been caught by my parents
cool7189403
February 21st, 2010, 10:04 PM
I have never been caught, except for once when I was looking up Condom on google and my sister came up and asked for the laptop real quick and when she closed out of the page it popped and she was like what is this? And i just said i was looking up what they were, and she ended up having her boyfriend talk to me and tell me what it was.
agentv
February 24th, 2010, 07:08 PM
i will never let them catch me ever
biscuit
February 26th, 2010, 10:17 PM
I have no idea. I think they may have caught on once, but never actually saw me in the act, of porn, or jacking off. So idk. I sure hope they don't know! lol.
but then again, they have a teenage son. wtf else would a teenager be doing in his room late at night on the computer, or taking longer in the shower? haha. so i have no idea. they have never talked to me about it, so frankly, i don't care.
WakeyEr
February 26th, 2010, 10:41 PM
I have been caught :'( It sucked. Both by my step dad. :{ Once was looking at Porn with my Older Cuz, and the other time was jsut Jacken. He fliped shit when we got caught watching porn. I dont understand why, it was in his history. Oh well.. XD He felt really weard when he walked in on me JO. He was like.. OK, Il come back. hehe. nothing major!
bandman
February 26th, 2010, 10:50 PM
no i never have.. but i would die if did get caught!
Ben the man
February 27th, 2010, 07:13 PM
My mom walked in on me once because I forgot to lock the door. I tried to cover it up but she just left and never said anything of it.
teen_vt
February 27th, 2010, 07:20 PM
never caught
wyattl
February 27th, 2010, 07:51 PM
So how do you get rid of your history on the internet and stuff? I usually go to internet options > delete files, cookies and history. Is that enough?
With the newer browsers, IE 8 and Chrome you can use "Private Browsing" which automatically clears your cache, cookies, history, and temporary files when you close it. Seems like Google is looking out for us porn addicts.
problematic
February 27th, 2010, 08:19 PM
do it under the covers on your bed so that if anyone comes in you could say you were feeling ill and having a lye down also use earphones
xander-6-6-6
February 27th, 2010, 09:24 PM
They havent caught meh but i have had a few VERY close calls...
Voodoo
February 28th, 2010, 12:42 AM
Not by my parent but my friend also, I guess he forgot his game and came over... (during the summer time, my house is always open to my friends since I'm home alot and have nothing to do) But yeah, we're best friends He didn't mind, I was like embarrassed and stuff, because I think you'd be also if you were walked in on by your best friend, letting it all out.... Lol. But yeah. I've also been walked in on by my 8yr old step-bro he said "wow that's big compared to mine" and he walked out....
Voodoo
February 28th, 2010, 12:47 AM
Yeah, my dad has. He's single and we jerk off together sometimes, no incest just for fun lol. Hes 10 inches.
Thats FUCKED up.:what::what::what::what::eek:
dxevilboy
February 28th, 2010, 02:11 AM
Yeah my dad saw me like 3 times and he always talks about masturbating
fishdog
February 28th, 2010, 03:18 AM
no and i hope it stays that way
Ben262
February 28th, 2010, 02:37 PM
:whoops:have your parents ever caught you masturbating or like, looking at porn? what do you do? i dont have a lock on my door anymore and i cant help myself because i do it alll the timeee,i do usally wait untul dark and stuff but sometimes i cant wait
Never and I hope it stays like that.
songboy
March 3rd, 2010, 02:23 PM
I got chacht once my dad scremaed IS THAT A WOMAN SUCKING A MANS PENIES
songboy
March 3rd, 2010, 02:36 PM
just today i was masterbating my mom came in from the dive way I pulled up the blinds slightly to cheack and she neryly say my masterbating
roller
March 3rd, 2010, 05:35 PM
Yeah once my dad caught me. That entire day was a bit embarrsing. When I had first woken up I thought I was home alone (Brothers and mom were gone for the weekened, and i thought my dad was at work) so I get up and walk into the kitchen and notice my dad eating. The embarrising part is that I was wearing tighty whities and had morning wood, he just looked at me akwardly while I tried to cover myself. Then later on at night I was on the computer in my room (jo) and he walks in and says something like woops sorry... that day was akward.
SomeRandomDude
March 3rd, 2010, 06:02 PM
No never been caught
swimmatic
March 3rd, 2010, 10:42 PM
I have never been caught and I don't plan on getting caught either :)
songboy
March 4th, 2010, 10:00 AM
Have your parents ever chaht you masterbating
one time I was masterbating and I puled up the blinds by agsadent and my parents nerly saw me
dantheman5000
March 4th, 2010, 11:26 AM
yes they have and it was embarassing more for them than me. they just forgot to knock one time.
songboy
March 4th, 2010, 12:28 PM
what happened
someonenew
March 12th, 2010, 01:06 PM
fortunately never been caught
Simon
March 13th, 2010, 10:35 AM
I Left Virtual Teen
Scarface
March 13th, 2010, 10:36 AM
No they haven't
If i were you, I would just wait until:
A) They are out of the house
B) You know where they are, and could hear them coming
C) They are asleep
word
Jmann
March 13th, 2010, 12:41 PM
my parents have and they just walked away.it kind was kinda akward but they didnt care
CarnivorousBat
March 14th, 2010, 01:13 AM
nope but have been very very close
Funny Joe
March 17th, 2010, 07:25 AM
Nope had 1 or 2 close calls though
salamandr
March 17th, 2010, 12:18 PM
my parents opened the door to wake me up for school once and i was jerking it under the covers but they didn't see anything i just said close the door.
Thrash Bassist
March 17th, 2010, 02:43 PM
I've been caught by my sister a long time ago.
I almost got caught by my dad.
I found this site by googleing teenager forums.
spaz
March 17th, 2010, 04:40 PM
never got caught masterbating, but i did get caught with another guy xD
districtnowhere
March 18th, 2010, 01:47 PM
nope.. hopefully.
SimplyTom
March 18th, 2010, 03:52 PM
no they havent
Jmann
March 18th, 2010, 03:58 PM
well i have been caught 2 times(mom)and well it was akward but she already knew i did cuz come on in a teenage guy.what teenage guy doesnt?but she just walked out one time and the next she just handed me the phone. hopw i help. pm me or aim me for more help
JOSEE
March 18th, 2010, 07:10 PM
i have been close i dont know if my dad found out though but i was rubbing a blanket against my penis and i pulled up my pants when he entered he asked what was i doing and i told him i spilled milk on my pants and had to change from breakfast
CarnivorousBat
March 18th, 2010, 07:16 PM
nope never have
Omgthatsme
March 18th, 2010, 09:40 PM
I have never been caught masturbating.
MykeSoBe
March 18th, 2010, 11:38 PM
I haven't been caught during masturbation or picture-viewing.. but..
One night, I was really horny, and it was so tropical-ish outside! So I decided to "relax" nude, and oh goodness was that breeze coming through the window a blast! But I fell asleep on myself, and early in the morning, I got caught by my mom.. she woke me up by the sound of her laughter though! I was just like, wtf's going on! Then I realized I was naked.. worst awkwardness ever.. we still laugh about it.. better than getting yelled at though (in my opinion)!
There was another time when I had bought a Jennifer Lopez wallpaper on my old cell phone.. it was actually her bare back and not her tits, but it was still sorta inappropriate in their liberally Catholic minds so I had to delete it :( I actually loved jacking off of that picture..
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