wierdest place youve ever masterbated?

[josh92]

So im just wondering wheres the weirdest place you have ever "beat your meat"

I was comin back from vacation and had a 5 hour flight so i masturbated in the airplane bathroom for 20 minutes then some guy knocked on the door and said "Are you alright in there?" I responded with just a minute and cleaned up. That was a really small bathroom.

[paintballer42]

hmm the weirdest place?

i would say on my friends couch while he was in the shower and his mom was sleeping...and i just finished when he came out of the shower(it was my first time at his house too)

[coopie.mac94]

i have masturbated in the school toilets, they are single toilets, kinda like the 1 u would have at home, so nobody knew(until now ofcourse)

[Rutherford The Brave]

Guys we are not allowed to share stories of explicit nature, I'm quite sure. To answer your question no where I don't masturbate.

[silentc0re]

The weirdest place i masturbated was on a plane in the middle of the Atlantic.

[Cristiann123]

for me its on my moms porch

[jdude]

for me i would say school, the pool, or my grandma's bathroom

[Master Bait]

5) Don't ask questions about how to masturbate with friends. In addition, do not post stories about sex or masturbation.
But I think the mods will except things like josh's story, because it wasnt altogether that private or explicit.

Weirdest place.. Airplane restroom is definately weirder than school toilets...

[marines2o11]

friends house or school lol

[lolboi06]

i masturbated in school toilet too

my grandma's house or at my school

[iFap]

I did it on a cruise ship bathroom... In the middle of the ocean! The bathroom was quite small, though...

[Kuervo]

outside in my back yard with my dogs out creepy but fdelt good

[MilkDud]

I did it at my lake at night while it was raining lol
it was fun

[Neverender]

school bathroom. terrible thing. i was really horny from gym and it was a circle jerk.:P

[Requin]

Friends house and motorway services toilets.
Sad i know, but i was desperate.

[Travtheman95]

the wierdest place i ever masturbated was in my stepmoms car hwile her and my dad were in the store...it was dark thooo

[empar]

well if you count a bathroom in china as weird than ive done it there or my friends couch, sleep over with a couple of friends but i was the only one who got an hours rest from playing halo all night so i was awake erlier than usual

[JMO156]

probably in a tent?

[amIweird]

damn. my weirdest place was an airplane bathroom.my 2nd weirdest was in a wal mart bathroom

[John Marston]

probably my mates house(the wierdest and not that wierd either)

[Jekyll]

Tent in the middle of the Lake Districts, or in a publis toilet in spain

[Patchy]

Probably in a plane toilet :P

[dope]

well..... its a long list but what ever
airplain bathroom
school bathroom
target batroom
trader joes in public
in my class room wit all my friend in it
with my friend in my room
@ my friends house/his bathroom the evenchualy it went in to his bd room and then u jerked each other
my parents room
in a haunted house (halloween)
in my back yard out
next to house/ outside
pool
hottube
in a movie theader
in my best friends room
in a park
under the couch
in my carwith ever one in it
in a barn
and tones more i have jerked almost every where if u really have to know PM me and ill tell u where else

[Steel boy]

in my dads car waiting 4 him to get something from a shop. i was in a car park waiting so i wa nked. :)

[HaZe]

sorry.. but the ones that included grandma put a smile on my face :)

Weirdest place? umm..
I was working once and its outdoors planting shizz,
There were no toilets, so i said i needed to poop (big lie) :P
i walked across a field and behind a wall and did the deed :D

i swear it was someones garden or something :S

[spazattack33]

uhh in the passenger seat of my car when my mom and brother were in the front seat, it was at night and i had a jacket over me,
i didnt finish cause i didnt want to get it all over the jacket
but yeah, that was probably my weirdest haha

[mden]

Probably in a change room in American Eagle...

[Steel boy]

ALSo id say in a plane and in my mates car with him. his mum was in the shops so small crcle jerk! it was good

[daza1471]

in the park wiv my mates! lol it was a dare!

[Muffins]

Hi new member, thought this was a great topic :D


Ok heres some places ive done it:

Mums bed, With window wide open im SURE theres a hot neighbor girl next door watching, ive seen were look and stare :wub:

Bathroom, Its just enough room for me to lay down and do it, one night i was crazy i had the bathroom window open stood on a chair and started doing it

Computer, Just was bored and started doing it


I will definatly have to try the Airplane one since im going via plane on holiday next month, i cant wait :wub:

[Axellance]

I'd say on the school bus.

[Vermillion]

During school in the middle of class. Ha, I am still shocked to this day how NO ONE seen me. really, my freind was sitting on the floor, RIGHT next to me.Just wow :0

[lardlad2002]

ive done it in the middle of class; and in the middle of a park, in the bushes

[notsure101]

at my gf's friends house while evrybody was sleeping

[iceyfresh]

definately at school :D ;)

[MoveAlong]

ON YO MOMMA!

sorry I just had to.

[khaos14]

While sitting on the airplane. I can't believe I did it. Didn't get caught though.:whoops:

[Green bay fan]

at the park with my friends
big circle jerk
we were out in the open supprised no one saw us

[Gavin]

In my back garden :)

[sas2013]

probably right next to my friend when i was 11 and we were watching 16 candles. she never found out;)

[southcarolina]

At my friends house, we were jacking off 2gether

[scott327]

in my attic, in a car, at school in the pool....its fun to jack off in public, just don't get caught!!

[iceyfresh]

ive matrubated in school in the backseat of a car and on a airplane

[chriteen]

properly a book store toliets or in a supermarket

i must try out the airplane one!!!!

[Muffins]

properly a book store toliets or in a supermarket

i must try out the airplane one!!!!

I get to try the Airplane one tomarrow!, Im going with my dad on a trip I will be gone till October though :(

Oh well atleast I get to try masterbating on a plane :D

[Dubs]

At a sleepover in a friend's house.

We were sleeping on the floor, in a small room, and I was between them both (they're twins), and I just jacked right there while they were sleeping =]

[skhuaban]

Thats funny! well i have to say the wierdest place would be on my roof open to the world... making it all the better!

[GRiM47ant]

me and my friend masturbated together at his house, my first time there

[OMGitsDAVE]

I think mine was in Asda [UK] [WalMart in USA] toilets.
Well? I was desperate! ha!

[waterplayer]

While PLaying Video Games:eek:

[Muffins]

Ok, now that im in Taiwan for alittle bit, I got to try j/o in new places:

Hot Springs [own private spa I loved it :D ]

Airplane toilet [Man its small!]

Shower: I know what your thinking, "Just a shower!?" but this is a diffrent shower, You Can lie down in it! Its probable 2 meters long And it has a shower head on a hose you can take off!

So I would lie down in the shower and hold the shower head over my genitals and j/o

its awesome:cool:

[Dale]

ive matrubated in school in the backseat of a car and on a airplane

in my attic, in a car, at school in the pool....its fun to jack off in public, just don't get caught!!

Man you guys have got me beat.

I got

*School (During Class, In the Classroom!!!)
*Car (Backseat In A Shopping Center)
*Cinema (Lol Why Did Meet The Robinson Make Me Horny???)

MUST TRY PLANE!!!!!

[The Pretender]

The weirdest place i masturbated was on a plane in the middle of the Atlantic.

If the plane was in the atlantic that's the last thing I would be doing.

[dmeek7]

id have to say in the living roon with my parents talkin in the room directly to the right of me

[draenai]

On the balcony while a family reunion lol

[Fireball15]

I haven't really done it anywhere, but i was wondering, like, i get horny sometimes when im staying afterschool or since i played a sport, i leave at like 5:00~5:30, and like when i go in to my locker, theres like no janitors or anyone near me, and i was wondering, since im horny, should i just go into a bathroom and jack off in the stall or not just incase the janitor comes in or something, cuz i cant do it when i get home by then, my mom is home from work and like obviously, i do it in private and everything, but i dont take my showers until like 8:00, so... help please

[dmeek7]

i dont think were allowed to give tips on were to masterbait can we?????

[Antares]

i dont think were allowed to give tips on were to masterbait can we?????

No, advising people how to masturbate is not allowed on this site.

I haven't really done it anywhere, but i was wondering, like, i get horny sometimes when im staying afterschool or since i played a sport, i leave at like 5:00~5:30, and like when i go in to my locker, theres like no janitors or anyone near me, and i was wondering, since im horny, should i just go into a bathroom and jack off in the stall or not just incase the janitor comes in or something, cuz i cant do it when i get home by then, my mom is home from work and like obviously, i do it in private and everything, but i dont take my showers until like 8:00, so... help please

Which means there really isn't much we can tell you. You just need to find some personal time AT HOME to masturbate. Masturbating in public is not that great as far as privacy and pleasure goes.

[Bobfrank543]

the wierdest place i have ever masturbated would probably be at my grandma's pool or outside in my back yard

[legionboy]

Hmm! I think for me it would be in the tent while I was on camping! I was sleeping with my friend and I start to masturbate while he was asleep. I remember at that time I spit my cum on his face and he still didn't wake up. I manage to clean his face up. Lucky me!

[wavey]

Hmms.. probs at home infront of PC :)

[Θάνατος]

A couple of different places actaully:

in class at school
in a park at night totally nude
in a sauna at the YMCA

That should be enough to tell here.

[Tessa James]

the weirdest place i have ever mastrbated would have to be i the school toilets, and the airport toilets while waiting for a flight!

[GhettoMan]

umm i went to a timeshare siminare with my mom and i said i need to go to the bathroom lol and the secong would be a DQ bathroom lol

[joeyfromvegas]

um prbly with my cousin in his room.

[DrDrDrDrDr]

beach.




nudest beach. Spain.

[bkd_boyseptember1995]

in the kidergarten classroom under the table. i swear to god i did that. when i was like six. and yes, i did do it then.

[broadwaydude]

The weirdist place if ever masturbated is I was on a class trip and I had to share a hotel room with 3 other guys and I had to share a bed with my best friend and when they went to sleep I masturbated in the bed while they were sleeping.

[theboy07]

first wierd place: school 2) friends house

[GhettoMan]

masturbated with ur cousin!! WTF!!! thts twisted!

[frothinsam]

probably in a hotel pool in hawaii

[kickasskaratedude]

in a tent in tahoe with my friends (circle jerk)

[iceyfresh]

i love these threads haha either at school or at the park by my house

[lolboi06]

At camp in a tent, at my grandma's house and at school

[Jzdude]

I did it on a limb of an oak tree in a city park on a dare.

[Pompey1994]

in a cupboard at school or in a bush in a park the risk of getting cort makes me cum more

[CoolBri94]

Today under the table while we were eating for Thanksgiving o.O

[MrTeen14]

holy **** really? under the dinner table?

[Aves]

wow, I don't know

[tyler ftw]

my wierdist place was today when my parents where bringing in the food for Thanksgiving i was lieing under the table and i did it all the way and it hit the table and i never even got caught

[TAC1]

School bathroom with meh friend

[RebDoomer]

school bathrooms (middle && high schools - smeared on the walls lol XD ), uhhh at my elementary school on the side of the school on the stairs, uhmmm on my elementary school playground... and a friends house (not with him there) in the bathroom...
lol, yeah those are the weirdest places ive done it.... XD

[kenzie]

in the school shower with other guys i loved it
and in the back seat of the car wile mi parents wer driving
in church bathroom
in a tree stnad hunting

[Buddy]

I'd say it would prolly be the school bus for me
(my mom drives 1 and i was the only person on,no mom no friends)

[Jzdude]

My weirdest place was on the limb of an oak tree in the city park. It was just getting dark and it was on a dare. Just when I cummed the limb broke off and I fell on the ground. Didn't get hurt and the dare was done. Crazy huh. I was 15 years old btw.

[djvous]

probobly on a pirate-ship ride in the isle of white :L good days

[sunsings]

haha i beat you all!!! in a mcdonalds play place!!!!

[marktheman]

With my friend in the back seat of his car with his parents in the front.

[Jordz95]

Today under the table while we were eating for Thanksgiving o.O

How the hell did you manage that?
Thats just wierd

[lunafan12]

The wierdest place i have ever masterbated, would probably be in my car, while my parents were driving...It was kinda...strange

[IHaveSomeQuestion00]

god i have horrible spots:

WORST:On the bus across from the hottest girl ever and she saw me cum o.O
2)in the bathroom inside the van-bus they take kids on for big field trips the hot girl of the grade AKA big slut was outside and she can in and helped me cuz she was a slut and i texted her to do it and split the 50
3)in front of a cop car, blasted their hood and ran, got a 'vandilism' charge which waa later dropped due to ejaculation being 'biodegradible' hahahaha

[Antares]

This thread has gone on a long time and isn't really related to anything educational about puberty or sex ed.

Thread :locked: