Im sorta in a Pickle...

[RenaShugo]

So, here i go, lol
Me and my girlfriend were talkin about sex the other day, (we are both virgins) and she goes to me, have you got any condoms? and i said no...

Im wondering how i could go about getting sum...but like...not getting totally embarrassed infront of the cashier...lol!

Any help would be appreciated, <3:D

[Gumleaf]

do they have any supermarkets in canberra where they have self checkouts yet? that would be your best bet. otherwise mate, go to the supermarket, buy some other things and mix them in with it. the cashier probably wouldn't even pay much attention anyways.

[RenaShugo]

LoL, we got self checkouts at the supermarket a few weeks ago, and just my luck, first time i used them, they charged me $400 for a loaf of bread, i complained o'course, but i havent used them since, lol

I was thinkin about goin to a chemist or sumthin, but idk, im still sorta new to the subject, lol

[Gumleaf]

i would got to woolworths or coles or something, and use the self checkouts. hopefully the "teathing problems" are sorted now and you would be able to get them without anyone seeing or noticing and being charged $400.

[stotty]

the best bet is a self service supermarket or a chemist. The chemist wouldn't care anyway ..
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[RenaShugo]

No1 would care, lol, im just a random, id just feel like a total F--ktard, lol
X3

[stotty]

ppl dont really care... just make sure u dont know the person who is servin u! lol

[RenaShugo]

Yeh thats a problem, cuz all the people at my highschool work at teh chemist and woolworths and watev, lol, they are all gettin into jobs, ME HOWEVER, am a lazy shit..

My girlfriend said to get one off me mates, but thatd be a little awkward...

Me:hey man
Them: Hey dave, watsup?
Me:Oh i was just wondering, if i could have a condom?
Them:oh so ur gonna bone her ay?
Me: *FALCON PUNCH* zooooooooooooooooooooooooooooom...ting

lol...im such a nerd, lol

[Master Bait]

I dont think you should have sex until you dont feels embarassed. Except that your ready for sex and buy some condoms and dont worry about it.

But chemists are good, too. Or self services.

[iceyfresh]

i go to target to buy them and if a clerk is disrispectful then dont mind her but really it isent there buiseness. The worst i got was a dirty look from them.

[Littleman]

first time i used them, they charged me $400 for a loaf of bread


lol :p

[RenaShugo]

Lol, im not embarrassed by sex...just...getting ready? lol

[Mr. Smithers]

You start to become a man. Go to the condom isle. Go to the checkstand. Get your change. Congratulations, you just bought some condoms.

[Lord C]

In Britain you can buy them in toilets in some restaraunts, hotels and supermarkets. Just make sure no-one else is there.

Tried it at TESCO's in the toilets. Harder than it seems when you're trying to pretend to be using the cubicle longer than they guy beside you, then you get bored and leave. Maybe he was doing the same. Who knows? :D

[PortugalTheMan]

Eh, Don't worry.
If anyone gives you trouble when buying them just tell the at least you use them.
Anyone who gives you troubles most likely has kids :P

[Rutherford The Brave]

Eh, Don't worry.
If anyone gives you trouble when buying them just tell the at least you use them.Anyone who gives you troubles most likely has kids :P

Not the greatest idea.... Still no one will give you a hard time about buying condoms, well unless your like 8 then they might be suspicious.

[Neverender]

I was thinkin about goin to a chemist or sumthin, but idk, im still sorta new to the subject, lol

a chemist? unless you mean pharmacist. because i wouldn't want to go to some guy who got a degree at some big fancy school (and has funky einstein hair) but i still know as much as he does. i suppose a scientist like the guy on robot chicken..

but hey, what do i know? i come from a place where a dildo is those little rings that keep the oars in your boat and makes for easy rowing


so anyway. back to the puberty forum..

just buy your condoms from a pharmicist. its better being embarrassed when the shopkeep says "have a good time b'y" than getting your girlfriend pregnant.

[janitor]

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[josh92]

There is a sheets gas station up by my house that has a condom vending machine with 5 different kind of condoms in it! So check some gas station bathrooms. Oh and they where .75 cents ea.

[ThatCanadianGuy]

There is a sheets gas station up by my house that has a condom vending machine with 5 different kind of condoms in it! So check some gas station bathrooms. Oh and they where .75 cents ea.

Sorry, but I'd NEVER trust those seedy bathroom dispensers. You need to be smart about things and buy an actual TRUSTED brand like Trojan or Durex. It's just a few bucks and obviously very, VERY worth whatever small embarrassement you might feel.