Bobby
August 4th, 2008, 06:20 PM
I was bored and I came up with this idea...so here it is. The lyrical dissection of....
TOUCH MY BODY BY MARIAH CAREY!!!!!!!
I know that you've been waiting for it
I'm waiting too
(For another sexual single from Mimi? No.)
In my imagination I'd be all up on you
(You’d crush me. Your thighs are the size of me)
I know you got that fever for me
Hundred and two
(Sorry, you can’t get on me if I’m in the hospital with a fever)
And boy I know I feel the same
My temperature's through the roof
(Of your NYC penthouse)
If there's a camera up in here
Then it's gonna leave with me
When I do (I do)
(Because somebody might post bad pictures!)
If there's a camera up in here
Then I'd best not catch this flick
On YouTube (YouTube)
(cause you don’t have anyyyyy videos on YouTube)
'Cause if you run your mouth and brag
About this secret rendezvous
(If it’s so secret, why’d you put it in a song?)
I will hunt you down
(Yeah…Mimi get your gun!)
'Cause baby I'm up in my business
Like a Wendy interview
(Umm...This is clever)
But this is private
Between you and I
Touch my body
Put me on the floor
(I will. With a whip)
Wrestle me around
(Hulk Hogan likes to wrestle)
Play with me some more
(Monopoly? Chess?)
Touch my body
Throw me on the bed
(I’m not strong enough)
I just wanna make you feel
Like you never did.
(I’ve already felt nauseous)
Touch my body
Let me wrap my thighs
All around your waist
Just a little taste
(taste of what?)
Touch my body
Know you love my curves
(Yes, I do.)
Come on and give me what I deserve
(Please, tell us what you deserve!)
And touch my body.
Boy you can put me on you
Like a brand new white tee
(No thank you)
I'll hug your body tighter
Than my favorite jeans
(That’s a little too close for my taste)
I want you to caress me
Like a tropical breeze
(Now you’re comparing me to a Fabreeze scent)
And float away with you
In the Caribbean Sea
(You be the boat?)
If there's a camera up in here
Then it's gonna leave with me
When I do (I do)
If there's a camera up in here
Then I'd best not catch this flick
On YouTube (YouTube)
'Cause if you run your mouth and brag
About this secret rendezvous
I will hunt you down
'Cause baby I'm up in my business
Like a Wendy interview
But this is private
Between you and I
Touch my body
Put me on the floor
Wrestle me around
Play with me some more
Touch my body
Throw me on the bed
I just wanna make you feel
Like you never did.
Touch my body
Let me wrap my thighs
All around your waist
Just a little taste
Touch my body
Know you love my curves
Come on and give me what I deserve
And touch my body.
Imma treat you like a teddy bear
(Who the hell does that kind of stuff to their teddy bear?!)
You won't wanna go nowhere
In the lap of luxury
(Yes, I would.)
Baby just turn to me
You won't want for nothing boy
I will give you plenty
Touch my body
Touch my body
Put me on the floor
Wrestle me around
Play with me some more
Touch my body
Throw me on the bed
I just wanna make you feel
Like you never did.
Touch my body
Let me wrap my thighs
All around your waist
Just a little taste
Touch my body
Know you love my curves
Come on and give me what I deserve
And touch my body.
Oh yeah oh yeah oh yeah
Oh yeah oh yeah
Oh oh oh oh yeah
Touch my body...
TOUCH MY BODY BY MARIAH CAREY!!!!!!!
I know that you've been waiting for it
I'm waiting too
(For another sexual single from Mimi? No.)
In my imagination I'd be all up on you
(You’d crush me. Your thighs are the size of me)
I know you got that fever for me
Hundred and two
(Sorry, you can’t get on me if I’m in the hospital with a fever)
And boy I know I feel the same
My temperature's through the roof
(Of your NYC penthouse)
If there's a camera up in here
Then it's gonna leave with me
When I do (I do)
(Because somebody might post bad pictures!)
If there's a camera up in here
Then I'd best not catch this flick
On YouTube (YouTube)
(cause you don’t have anyyyyy videos on YouTube)
'Cause if you run your mouth and brag
About this secret rendezvous
(If it’s so secret, why’d you put it in a song?)
I will hunt you down
(Yeah…Mimi get your gun!)
'Cause baby I'm up in my business
Like a Wendy interview
(Umm...This is clever)
But this is private
Between you and I
Touch my body
Put me on the floor
(I will. With a whip)
Wrestle me around
(Hulk Hogan likes to wrestle)
Play with me some more
(Monopoly? Chess?)
Touch my body
Throw me on the bed
(I’m not strong enough)
I just wanna make you feel
Like you never did.
(I’ve already felt nauseous)
Touch my body
Let me wrap my thighs
All around your waist
Just a little taste
(taste of what?)
Touch my body
Know you love my curves
(Yes, I do.)
Come on and give me what I deserve
(Please, tell us what you deserve!)
And touch my body.
Boy you can put me on you
Like a brand new white tee
(No thank you)
I'll hug your body tighter
Than my favorite jeans
(That’s a little too close for my taste)
I want you to caress me
Like a tropical breeze
(Now you’re comparing me to a Fabreeze scent)
And float away with you
In the Caribbean Sea
(You be the boat?)
If there's a camera up in here
Then it's gonna leave with me
When I do (I do)
If there's a camera up in here
Then I'd best not catch this flick
On YouTube (YouTube)
'Cause if you run your mouth and brag
About this secret rendezvous
I will hunt you down
'Cause baby I'm up in my business
Like a Wendy interview
But this is private
Between you and I
Touch my body
Put me on the floor
Wrestle me around
Play with me some more
Touch my body
Throw me on the bed
I just wanna make you feel
Like you never did.
Touch my body
Let me wrap my thighs
All around your waist
Just a little taste
Touch my body
Know you love my curves
Come on and give me what I deserve
And touch my body.
Imma treat you like a teddy bear
(Who the hell does that kind of stuff to their teddy bear?!)
You won't wanna go nowhere
In the lap of luxury
(Yes, I would.)
Baby just turn to me
You won't want for nothing boy
I will give you plenty
Touch my body
Touch my body
Put me on the floor
Wrestle me around
Play with me some more
Touch my body
Throw me on the bed
I just wanna make you feel
Like you never did.
Touch my body
Let me wrap my thighs
All around your waist
Just a little taste
Touch my body
Know you love my curves
Come on and give me what I deserve
And touch my body.
Oh yeah oh yeah oh yeah
Oh yeah oh yeah
Oh oh oh oh yeah
Touch my body...