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Kaleidoscope Eyes
July 21st, 2008, 03:45 PM
SAN LUIS OBISPO, Calif. - Two practical jokers are behind bars for setting their passed-out drinking buddy's crotch ablaze while boozing in Grover Beach. Matthew Craig Pillers and Jack Brent Nicholas Keiffer pleaded no contest to a felony great bodily injury charge.
Prosecutors say the 22-year-old Pillers, a parolee, was sentenced to two years in prison and the 19-year-old Keiffer got 45 days in San Luis Obispo County jail.
Elliot Tuleja was passed out when the men poured cologne on the man's groin and set him on fire on Jan. 18. Tuleja had second-degree burns on his testicles.

http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20080721/ap_on_fe_st/odd_crotch_fire_1










Thought that was interesting, and made a suitable first post after being inexplicably absent for a little while. Not sure if the two pranksters were drunk themselves, or if they're just idiots.
ShatteredWings
July 21st, 2008, 03:49 PM
holy....


how drunk were these guys? seroiusly... thats....... MORE than stupid

very humorus though
Oblivion
July 21st, 2008, 03:56 PM
Lol!
(Is all i can say)

Glad to have you back Jessi (:
gookmique
July 21st, 2008, 04:44 PM
:scratchchin:

that's hilarious! sounds like something me and my buddies would have done. maybe not his testicles though, i would have set his pubic hair ablaze! :lol3:
japanman
July 21st, 2008, 06:26 PM
O dear god! Poor guy. Getting kicked in the balls is one thing now getting them set on fire must be a whole different thing >.< But im glad those guys who did it went to prison.
Gumleaf
July 21st, 2008, 06:34 PM
bugger!!! that would hurt a bit.
Techno Monster
July 21st, 2008, 07:39 PM
What are people getting into these days?!?!
ShatteredWings
July 21st, 2008, 07:56 PM
What are people getting into these days?!?!

booze.... hahaha
raiders rule
July 21st, 2008, 09:05 PM
Hahah thats pretty fun, what a bunch of retards, i think they were pretty drunk themselves, idiots,hahaha.
MoveAlong
July 21st, 2008, 09:15 PM
it serves those idiots right
MomoRacer
July 23rd, 2008, 02:16 AM
LOL!!
ShatteredWings
July 23rd, 2008, 11:30 AM
it serves those idiots right

yeah, totally
Mr. Smithers
July 24th, 2008, 01:13 AM
Who knows what both of them were on.

I don't know whether to laugh or feel sorry.
Lumo
July 28th, 2008, 08:48 PM
poor guy >.<
It really is a funny article though =D
The Batman
July 28th, 2008, 08:54 PM
"Goodness Gracious Great Balls on Fire" lol sorry i could not resist it.
Antares
July 29th, 2008, 01:19 AM
Stupid assholes! They deserved it. I mean what if it happened to you?> That would hurt and harm the family jewels...and i dont think it should be tolerated. :rolleyes:
Zan0ra
July 29th, 2008, 03:16 AM
Human stupidity *tut* :D Very funny
ShatteredWings
July 29th, 2008, 05:27 PM
Who knows what both of them were on.

I don't know whether to laugh or feel sorry.
Both
"Goodness Gracious Great Balls on Fire" lol sorry i could not resist it.
LMAO
Hyper
July 29th, 2008, 05:36 PM
I would like to emphasize..

''Their friend''