Like Houdini!!

[Ryandel]

Well I've been wondering this for a bit. You know when you ejactulate after self inflicted pleasure. Well when I do I just leave it there and wear my normal clothes. (Like don't clean up right after). Well my question is, how come it dissappears after. I mean like ya it might've gotten soaked up by my underwear. But why is there like no trace of any sperm residue there?

-Alex D S.N.

[theOperaGhost]

I've wondered that myself. I don't know. Mine never stains or anything like that either, so I'm wondering why other peoples does. I never clean it up.

[MoveAlong]

What do you mean by "there"?

On your dick? The underwear could have soaked it all up.
On your underwear? "Sperm residue" is often hard to see, because once cum is ejaculated, it doesn't take long for it to become watery and lose its white touch, becoming clear.

[Ryandel]

I've wondered that myself. I don't know. Mine never stains or anything like that either, so I'm wondering why other peoples does. I never clean it up.

Ya... like mine doesn't stain either >_<...


"Sperm residue" is often hard to see, because once cum is ejaculated, it doesn't take long for it to become watery and lose its white touch, becoming clear.

Oh, problem solved. Oh meant by around the genital area and/or the underwear. Anyways, thanks Zach.

-Alex D

[MoveAlong]

oh em gee, double post :!: w tee eff?

Plus, the dried residue could also be rubbed off while you're going about your day.

[Ryandel]

oh em gee, double post :!: w tee eff?

Plus, the dried residue could also be rubbed off while you're going about your day.


*Sigh* Lag spike on that post... Anyways reported my own so ya =P

But on with the topic. What about when you're sleeping. Most guys and myself do sometimes j.o at night before going to bed. So how come they also disappear. Also if the person sleeps nude there's nothing there to soak it. It simply disappears.

-Alex D S.N.

[MoveAlong]

But on with the topic. What about when you're sleeping. Most guys and myself do sometimes j.o at night before going to bed. So how come they also disappear. Also if the person sleeps nude there's nothing there to soak it. It simply disappears.

your...sheets absorb it? That's pretty obvious. Also, the water evaporates, just like if you spill water on your bed. And your skin also absorbs things like water. And the friction from your body can rub off some of the dried residue.

I hate to be rude, but most of your questions in here can be answered with common sense and what I've already said.

[theOperaGhost]

I would assume it would soak up in the bedding??

[Ryandel]

your...sheets absorb it? That's pretty obvious. Also, the water evaporates, just like if you spill water on your bed. And your skin also absorbs things like water. And the friction from your body can rub off some of the dried residue.

I hate to be rude, but most of your questions in here can be answered with common sense and what I've already said.


Nothing can be ever obvious. But ya, when I sleep I stay still, if I even move I automatically wake up so ya. I sleep face up so no sheets. Applying all variables into a question can result in a more accurate and less questionable one. Anyways, it's curiosity.

-Alex D

[MoveAlong]

Nothing can be ever obvious. But ya, when I sleep I stay still, if I even move I automatically wake up so ya. I sleep face up so no sheets. Applying all variables into a question can result in a more accurate and less questionable one.

How do you know that you don't roll over in your own bed? You could fall asleep face up, roll over sometimes, and then wake up face up.

It is obvious that water evaporates, and that sheets under you can soak it up, because since semen loses its vascosity (now thick it is) after less than 30 minutes, it resembles something more like water, and rolls off of your skin a lot easier. Not only that, but your blankets can absorb it too, and possibly rub off the residue.

Again, not being rude. I have no idea what you mean by all that variable stuff, but, these likely variables should be convincing enough to answer your question. :)

[Ryandel]

I'm well aware of what viscosity is. As for the evaporation theorem it well makes sense. And I'm a light sleeper as I have explained before. I know when I move or not. As in variables; the different things that should be taken into account. As each person differs from one another.

-Alex D S.N.

[byee]

Gee, I am sure glad neither one of you guys are food service workers or anything. Please reassure me, though, that you still wash your hands in the AM.

I don't even know why I'm here in this thread, maybe b/c you're all my friends, so I thought I'd check in.

Anyway, i think it it's important to remember a couple of things, my buddies. First, you're not ejaculating chocolate chips here, that stuff is really just fluid, the stuff in it is microscopic, so it evaporates/gets absorbed pretty invisibly.

Second, is that although it seems like gallons and gallons come out, in actuality, only a teaspoon or so actually does. B/c that's not so much, coupled with the relatively bengin nature of it's make up, it disappears without a trace.

[Ryandel]

Gee, I am sure glad neither one of you guys are food service workers or anything. Please reassure me, though, that you still wash your hands in the AM.

I don't even know why I'm here in this thread, maybe b/c you're all my friends, so I thought I'd check in.


Took me a while to get that.
Anyways just one last part to this question... just out of curiosity. What about uncircumcised men. Does their sperm get stuck in there or something relatively close to that?

-Alex D S.N.

[MoveAlong]

I don't even know why I'm here in this thread, maybe b/c you're all my friends, so I thought I'd check in.

Gosh doc, I really don't know how to tell you this, but we're not friends.

though, you are right, and thanks for contributing!

Anyways just one last part to this question... just out of curiosity. What about uncircumcised men. Does their sperm get stuck in there or something relatively close to that?
Since it's blocked in uncut guys, all of that stuff will probably stay in there (it does for me). If an uncut guy doesn't clean it off, it can dry up in there and mix with urine and bacteria, causing smegma to build up. This is why uncut guys need to clean up, and clean themselves in the shower.

[MattHutzell]

i think this lil thread needs closed. No one is on subject anymore

[MoveAlong]

i think this lil thread needs closed. No one is on subject anymore

you're not the judge of that and it is on-topic.

[MattHutzell]

you're not the judge of that and it is on-topic.

Flex get over yourself. Ok, the past few threads were no where near on topic

[Bobby]

Stop fighting. Stay on topic. Nobodies better than anyone else in this thread. Well, some are but I'll stop there.

[MattHutzell]

Well, some are but I'll stop there.



nonono please continue. who is the better on here?

[Maverick]

nonono please continue. who is the better on here?No we're not going to continue. Enough.

[MattHutzell]

No we're not going to continue. Enough.

Ya your right we all know who the "best person in the world is" eh?

[redcar]

Ya your right we all know who the "best person in the world is" eh?
Shut it. One more word out of you and your up the creek without a paddle.

[MattHutzell]

Shut it. One more word out of you and your up the creek without a paddle.

Well im a good swimmer :) I just dont think FLEX should get to be assholes to everyone just cuz HE has 5000+ posts

[redcar]

Well im a good swimmer :) I just dont think ppl should get to be assholes to everyone just cuz they have 5000+ posts
Excuse me?! Did you just call me an asshole? I call that contempt which means infraction.

Anyone else want one?

[MattHutzell]

Excuse me?! Did you just call me an asshole? I call that contempt which means infraction.

Anyone else want one?

No i didnt call YOU an asshole. I dont know how many posts YOU have. I was talkin about flex FYI

[redcar]

Right I am bored of listening to you.