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Requin
July 12th, 2008, 11:42 AM
A simple question.
Apart from your name or date of birth etc, what message would you put on your gravestone?
You can change your mind as many times as you like if you want to, your views change over time.
Mine would be;
You can't buy happiness but you can buy love.
All that is gold does not glitter
Not all those who wander are lost.
cjdude
July 12th, 2008, 02:02 PM
i would put simply:
"BRB, AFK a sec" ;)
Ryandel
July 12th, 2008, 02:08 PM
Even if I'm dead, I will keep helping others...Loyalty till the end~
"Perfer Et Obdura; Dolor Hic Tibi Proderit Olim"
"Be patient and tough; some day this pain will be useful to you."
george
July 12th, 2008, 03:00 PM
i would put simply:
"BRB, AFK a sec" ;)
Lol nice
"If your reading this, your stepping on my body!!"
lol
Ryandel
July 12th, 2008, 03:01 PM
Lol nice
"If your reading this, your stepping on my body!!"
lol
Lol George... Would be weird to put that if you were cremated though...
ShatteredWings
July 12th, 2008, 03:23 PM
I'm dead, what else is new?
hahaha :P
Underground_Network
July 12th, 2008, 03:26 PM
Meep
Rutherford The Brave
July 12th, 2008, 06:04 PM
I will quote scrubs because I love the show "Your Lips, my ass they should meet."
Zephyr
July 12th, 2008, 07:01 PM
Being sarcastic:
<--- I'm with stupid.
Being real:
In life be true to yourself,
Be at peace with yourself;
May you find some comfort here.
robbiehay1
July 12th, 2008, 07:05 PM
Consume at your own risk !
had to quote gta lol
Oblivion
July 12th, 2008, 07:07 PM
Moss Feaster
Lmao. There was a cemetery near when i lived names that. I laughed so hard. Dead bodies feasting on moss :P
ShatteredWings
July 12th, 2008, 07:35 PM
Being sarcastic:
<--- I'm with stupid.
.
i like that one xD, very un-morbid
Camazotz
July 12th, 2008, 07:36 PM
"If you step on me, I swear, I will haunt you until the day you die."
Underground_Network
July 12th, 2008, 07:36 PM
It's better to be pissed off than pissed on, so please, don't piss on my grave.
Gumleaf
July 12th, 2008, 09:08 PM
"i'm with idiots" with arrows pointing both ways lol
Underground_Network
July 12th, 2008, 09:10 PM
I've got one..
"If you need me I'll up there" <- with an arrow pointing down! :D
Gumleaf
July 12th, 2008, 09:15 PM
"i'm stiff and ready" hahaha
Underground_Network
July 12th, 2008, 09:16 PM
^^ Lmao. :D
"I are be dead."
Techno Monster
July 12th, 2008, 09:27 PM
There are be worms in here.
Your shoes untied.
A dog peed on this.
I'm not funny
AutumnDae
July 12th, 2008, 09:32 PM
Hopefully you won't have to join me anytime soon, there isn't much room in this coffin.
Gumleaf
July 12th, 2008, 09:33 PM
"please knock before you enter"
Zephyr
July 12th, 2008, 09:44 PM
Shhhh! Be quiet, this is a cemetary!
Techno Monster
July 12th, 2008, 09:55 PM
I need nail clippers.
Zephyr
July 12th, 2008, 09:58 PM
Necrophilias Beware: I'm a vampire.
Underground_Network
July 12th, 2008, 09:59 PM
"I'm hungry, can you go get me a sandwich?"
"Please, sit by my grave until I come back to life. Don't eat or drink anything while you wait, or it will ruin the process."
DaretoFallup
July 12th, 2008, 10:00 PM
Finally, death. Don't worry 'bout me, I'm happy!
Underground_Network
July 12th, 2008, 10:02 PM
"You'll be joining me sooner than you think"
japanman
July 12th, 2008, 10:11 PM
"BE yourself and youll always be happy"
MoveAlong
July 12th, 2008, 10:13 PM
"No solicitors or grave robbers."
jk
The Resurrected One
July 12th, 2008, 10:32 PM
"It's hot down here."
lol just kidding. :D How about,
"I'll see you in your dreams." :)
Maverick
July 12th, 2008, 10:35 PM
Do not stand at my grave and weep.
I am not there. I do not sleep.
I am a thousand winds that blow;
I am the diamond glints on snow.
I am the sunlight on ripened grain;
I am the gentle Autumn’s rain.
When you awaken in the morning’s hush.
I am the swift uplifting rush
Of quiet birds in circled flight.
I am the soft star that shines at night.
Do not stand at my grave and cry.
I am not there;
I did not die.
The Resurrected One
July 12th, 2008, 10:36 PM
Do not stand at my grave and weep.
I am not there. I do not sleep.
I am a thousand winds that blow;
I am the diamond glints on snow.
I am the sunlight on ripened grain;
I am the gentle Autumn’s rain.
When you awaken in the morning’s hush.
I am the swift uplifting rush
Of quiet birds in circled flight.
I am the soft star that shines at night.
Do not stand at my grave and cry.
I am not there;
I did not die.
Beautiful.
Bobby
July 12th, 2008, 10:41 PM
Ant that's great - even though you didn't write it.
Mine would say...."A great man." Simple, and true.
Maverick
July 12th, 2008, 10:42 PM
Ant that's great - even though you didn't write it.Yep its one of my favorite poems.
Electric Cheese
July 13th, 2008, 11:38 AM
I'm not dead!!! Actually, due to the lack of oxygen in this thing, I probably would be by now, so don't bother rescuing me for two reasons
#1 Exhuming is illegal without proper lisencing etc.
#2 I was cremated and this is not my grave.
ShatteredWings
July 13th, 2008, 01:12 PM
WARNING: Very Random Ghost Here!!
You there! You're standing on me ya know
Shut up! some of us are trying to sleep..damn kids
This is just a marker for my family and friends. I'm actually in space with my own species now
Underground_Network
July 13th, 2008, 01:14 PM
"Hey, hey, I was a monkey
And people say I monkeyed around.
But I was too busy singing
To put anybody down."
ShatteredWings
July 13th, 2008, 01:15 PM
go to hell, you'll find me there
Techno Monster
July 13th, 2008, 01:19 PM
There is no food in here!
Gumleaf
July 13th, 2008, 05:21 PM
"if you want me, i'm down here"
Requin
July 14th, 2008, 10:26 AM
I'd put what Spike Millagan put on his gravestone:
I told you i was ill.
Brilliant
george
July 14th, 2008, 10:37 AM
"While your reading this, zombies are coming out of the ground to get you, good bye."
lol
ShatteredWings
July 14th, 2008, 10:48 AM
well? you shouldn't've let me have that
Brazdar
July 17th, 2008, 03:52 PM
"The hell's gates refused to open for me, so i'm banned to haven"
or
"I'll be waiting"
or
"Stop starring!"
Zan0ra
July 29th, 2008, 08:35 AM
brb - pff hahahahahahaha
[[chickaroo92]]
July 29th, 2008, 03:24 PM
I wanted to live my life forever.... but hey, too late for that.
Whaat...?! You're looking at a gravestone, what else is new.
The Batman
July 29th, 2008, 03:26 PM
Momma always said never take gifts from strangers, I should have added Michael Jackson to that list.
DaretoFallup
July 29th, 2008, 06:52 PM
Will you stfu my neighbor said R.I.P.
ShatteredWings
July 29th, 2008, 07:13 PM
I'm dead. You got your wish. Quit cryin
Lucid
August 1st, 2008, 07:03 PM
Wow, that kinda hurt when i fell aslee... WTF!!!
joe66pak
August 4th, 2008, 03:21 AM
You better be good, 'cause they don't have Led Zeppelin in Hell!
What can I say? I love classic rock.
BlackenedSilver
August 4th, 2008, 09:42 AM
Wow! Where the F*** am i??
joe66pak
August 4th, 2008, 12:23 PM
They don't have The Beatles either! :(
Gavin
August 4th, 2008, 12:24 PM
Man Utd 4 Life
ShatteredWings
August 4th, 2008, 12:40 PM
i'm not dead, i'm a zombee
joe66pak
August 4th, 2008, 04:08 PM
I am definitely NOT behind you right now.
project_icarus
March 30th, 2014, 07:49 AM
If you could stop stomping on the fuckin roof, that'd be great.
ozteen
March 30th, 2014, 07:56 AM
l told you l felt unwell!!!
Synyster Shadows
March 30th, 2014, 09:04 PM
Here lies a great person. Don't disrespect him because he will haunt you for the rest of your life if you do
Melodic
March 30th, 2014, 10:03 PM
Free Wi-Fi
jts8970
March 30th, 2014, 10:44 PM
My body lies but Still I roam
MechaSniper
March 30th, 2014, 10:45 PM
Pff , just another level.
Capto
March 30th, 2014, 10:50 PM
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/7/70/Eye_of_Horus_square.png/220px-Eye_of_Horus_square.png
Kudos to whoever understands.
Chris Daniels
March 31st, 2014, 06:55 AM
Cry not. For I chose my tragedy.
Be sorrow, do not. For I know I'll see you soon.
philneed
March 31st, 2014, 07:00 AM
I'd put, "I told you I was ill". I'm afraid it's not original but I like it.
ninja789
March 31st, 2014, 07:35 AM
she's behind you
Typhlosion
March 31st, 2014, 11:05 PM
"See you in hell."
"Another gravestone"
"I'm no longer mortal! I'm im... oh, just dead"
"Look mom! No hands!"
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Honestly, I have no clue. But if it were tailored by a friend, that'd be best.
Plane And Simple
April 1st, 2014, 12:37 AM
And the day in which my dream comes true has come. Flying sky high, I'll see you up here someday.
ninja789
April 1st, 2014, 01:26 PM
Do you really belieb I am dead?
Kahn
April 1st, 2014, 02:11 PM
"bang bang skeet skeet"
Walter
April 1st, 2014, 02:13 PM
RIP in Peace
christina2707
April 1st, 2014, 02:53 PM
- Your Advertisement Could be Here -
Left Now
April 1st, 2014, 03:13 PM
Death never comes,We go to it!
ninja789
April 4th, 2014, 01:22 PM
-__-
playfull-qt
February 2nd, 2016, 02:06 AM
" For Rent"
Cozy little space with limited view
Sleeps one
Quiet neighbors
Pets welcome
Falcons_11
February 2nd, 2016, 10:26 PM
He drank good whiskey, good beer, good wine and lived to 109.
Emerald Dream
February 2nd, 2016, 11:54 PM
She tried :hanging:
West Coast Sheriff
February 2nd, 2016, 11:57 PM
Turn back.
RiHouse
February 3rd, 2016, 12:23 AM
"Died from not forwarding that text message to 10 people"
KeeganW
February 11th, 2016, 09:13 PM
BRB.
wrecked
February 8th, 2017, 04:04 AM
Please ............. not pooping
http://i.ebayimg.com/images/g/KRkAAOSwBahVd7BZ/s-l300.jpg
countryplowboy
February 8th, 2017, 10:31 AM
The only regrets in life are the chances you don't take
I have no regrets
BlackParadePixie
March 8th, 2017, 02:35 AM
"Died tragically rescuing her family from the wreckage of a destroyed sinking battleship."
Devinsoccer
March 12th, 2017, 12:20 AM
R.I.P.
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