"Would You Rather"

[scuba steve]

ummmm..... prob the drug lord at least the deaths from drug abuse won't be directly because of me and i don't have to live with murder on my concious.

wyr: only be able to eat bread for the rest of your life or only drink water.... btw you can still eat or drink watever you like depending on your answer

[ylllek nivyer]

drink water. the bread thing would kill you.

wyr: fall and land face first in elaphant poo, or watch it happen to the person you love the most?

[Aves]

land face first, I would feel too bad for my love, if I really had one right now.

WYR: Kill yourself to save 1 person, or kill you're love to save the world?

[optimashprime]

number 1

would you rather suffercate or burn to death

[Aves]

Suffocate, I guess it's easier, and not painful.

WYR: Be anorexic or morbidly obese?

[optimashprime]

obese

wtr be a chair or a couch

[mrmcdonaldduck]

couch

wyr be a knife or a fork?

[optimashprime]

fork

wyr

be a dog or cat

[Cromm]

Do I still get to have all my memories? If so, I'd say cat (cause I could slip into places easier), If not, I'd say dog; cause I think dogs are happier in general. :P


WYR: Sing beautifully, but never be able to speak normally; or be able to speak elequantly, but be deaf.

[The Joker]

The second one.

Commit suicide or be killed by someone else.

[ylllek nivyer]

suicide.


wyr, be deaf or lame, as in paralyzed.

[Aves]

Paralyzed, cant live w/o music

WYR: Be loved by 1 person, or liked by 1,000,000 people.

[ylllek nivyer]

loved by one.
by far the best choice for me.



wyr: fall in love right now, and be with the one you will love forever right this very second, or wait until later and just mess around for now.

[Bougainvillea]

I'll throw up on that bitch. lol

Would you rather buy a crazy hooker that you have to live with for the rest of your life or rent the nastiest whore and get AIDS?

Haha!
Someone actually gave me negative rep on this.

Fall in love now.

Would you rather get stuck on an island or locked in a padded room with no contact at all with the outside world?

[ylllek nivyer]

on the island!!!


wyr: pee constantly, or sneeze and have snot fly everywhere all day long.

[obiwan94]

pee...you could get a bag and tie it to your leg.

would you rather run 5 miles or swim 2 1/2 miles?

[scuba steve]

run if i was to swim i'd get a cramp and drown.

wyr go to a green day or a fallout boy concert?

[ylllek nivyer]

fall out boy.

wyr mosh, or just stand there.

[scuba steve]

mosh then ill fit in and i won't get the crap kicked out of me by the local punk community

be the first to colonise the moon or be the first to invade a neighbouring country

[qazplm]

colonize the moon. Why would I want to invade a country? thats just mean.

wyr achieve world peace or win $1,000,000,000,000,000,000?

[ylllek nivyer]

money, bitches :)


wyr eat a rotten egg, or a cockroach?

[MoveAlong]

dude I want like infinite money and use the money to create world peace, and I'd still be rich lol
edit: jk some1 else posted first

freakin a cockroach omg I hate your question though lol
smoothie or milkshake??

[ylllek nivyer]

smoothie :)


wry kiss me, or punch me in the face?

[Bougainvillea]

Smootie!

Eat something rotten or something you absolutely HATE

[MoveAlong]

smoothie :)


wry kiss me, or punch me in the face?
wry? what does wry mean?

probably kiss you

Smootie!

Eat something rotten or something you absolutely HATE

something I hate

Drink a bottle of Tobasco Sauce or get shot?

[Bougainvillea]

Tobasco sauce!

Would you rather get a nail pulled of or o have your face cut?

[ylllek nivyer]

face cut, then i'd have a bad ass scar.

wyr have to kill the person you love the most in a painless mannor, or watch them die slow and painfully

[SlappyTwinkle]

i would rather watch them die in a painless manor.


wyr spin once around before walking through a doorway or say goodbye to someone in a conversation each time they ask you a question?

[Bougainvillea]

Aww...
That's a hard one.

WYR eat mexican food or taco bell.

[ylllek nivyer]

mexican food. real mexican food.
:D

wyr listen to only christmas music for the rest of your life, or no music?

[obiwan94]

I guess christmas music is better than nothing at all...

wyr have a girlfriend/boyfriend that was a traditional mermaid or a reverse mermaid (top fish, bottom human)?

[ylllek nivyer]

uhm, traditional. lmfao. i don't like fishy lips ;)


wyr get famous preforming music you hate, or just stay as you are.

[scuba steve]

hey being famous is being famous im sure there are some composers that hate classic so i'll just come home and mosh every night with the brand new hi-fi system i buy with my fame funds lol

wyr: eat a bar of non-toxic soap or have a really bad social life for a year and i mean completly god lonely

[JimSauce]

Hey it's non-toxic, I'll be fine. And the experience might be fun and enlightening :yummy:

wyr lose your best friends of all time or lose the internet?

[ylllek nivyer]

lose internet.

wyr kill yourself or kill a stranger.

[Bougainvillea]

STRANGER DANGER!

Would you rather eat a greasy burger or a completely dry steak?

[scuba steve]

a greasy burger i couldn't cope with a dry steak

wyr destroy every electric item in your house (including lights) putting you back into years of debt or go to prison for a year

[ylllek nivyer]

lock me up! i wanna be bad asss.
;)


wyr have no hair anywhere, or hair all over.

[YourFriend]

No hair anywhere, not that i hate it, but i don't want to be a bloody monkey ffs.

Wyr, Americans: live in UK or Canada? British: US or Canada? Canadians: UK or US?

[scuba steve]

i'd go to USA and live with my uncle

wyr have a mentos kiss or shake your tic-tacs at someone you hate

[Cromm]

...wyr lose your best friends of all time or lose the internet? What if the Internet is your best friend of all time? ;)


wyr have a mentos kiss or shake your tic-tacs at someone you hate What's a mentos kiss? Kissing someone who's been eating mentos? That doesn't sound so bad. ... and it lessens the chance of Capulet's gaurds asking me "do you shake your tacs at us sir?"

"I do shake my tacs sir."
"but do you shake you tic tacs at US sir?"

...hehe... I'm a drama nerd. :P


WYR: Have a perfect body for 5 years, but be horribly ugly for the rest of your life thereafter (and I mean like, scars and warts and crap like that);

or be a 4/10 (slightly unattractive) now and forever?

[obiwan94]

eer, perfect body for 5 years I guess...

would you rather be allergic to milk or peanuts?

[Cromm]

...how allergic? Like, lactose intolerant vs eat a trace of peanut and die? I'd take milk. But if it's like, either would give you a stomache ache, I'd take peanuts.

I don't wanna risk my life for anything, but I really like ice cream and chease. ;)


WYR: permanently lose your sense of taste,
or
be paralised from the waist down for five years

?

[drpepper21]

PARALYZED.

would you rather:
have to dress like lady gaga every day for a year
or
have to dress like a hobo every day for a year?

[Cromm]

Hobo. It wouldn't be that big a change, frankly ... and really.... based on the fashion of the people at school... I don't think they'd even notice!


WYR: blush all the time,
or
have almost no pigment in your skin

[ylllek nivyer]

no pigment. i would love to be pail. i think it is way morebeautiful then being tan.

wyr: be unhealthy and scrawny, like reallly scrawny, or over weight by like 100 pounds, but more healthy than being so skinny.

[Cromm]

I'll choose overwieght and healthy ... is that possibly? Anyway, I'm already like... 115 over my 'correct' wieght; but I still think what the omnipresent 'they' say is supposed to be a healthy weight is wrong. According to 'them', I'm 6'3" and a 'healthy' wieght is 190... 190 on a 6'3" frame would be a skinny minnie.

...[/rant]

oooookay....


WYR: Be an author of a really successful, famous novel, but reaceive no money for it,
or
Ghost-write a memoir that brought in lots of cash, but no one knew (or belived) you wrote it.

[djunlogical]

Ghost-write a memoir that brought in lots of cash, but no one knew (or belived) you wrote it.
because then I could spen the money making my music famous :D

WYR?
- be a millionare but you have to have a sexual relationship with a horse for 12 minutes
or
- be have all your money taken off of you and donated to "help the pedobear assosiation"?

[Cromm]

You have a sick, sick mind. Kudos!

... and I guess I don't really wanna help the pedobear, so I'll take the other one. ... wait, what do you mean my 'sexual relationship', cause a horse cock up the butt would probably kill me. :S


WYR: Have the job of telling people in the hospital they have a terminal illness,
or
Have the job of cleaning patient's bed pans and puke stained linens and such.

[YesterdaysNews]

cleaning bed pans and such.

wyr: be born blind or mute for 5 years?

[Cromm]

Even if it were permenant I'd choose mute over blind.


WYR: Have your music (or novel or other art) be a huge success in some country you've never heard of and whose language you don't speak,
or
Have everyone in your hometown believe you're a star in another country

?

[Aves]

the first

would you rather: Eat chicken or pizza for the rest of you're life

[scuba steve]

chicken pizza would be so boring and you can turn chicken into almost anything
soup, salad (not that i'd eat it but hey) sunday dinner the list goes on

eat a 300 paged fine print hard-back book... or drink drain the fat fryer at your local burger king establishment

[optimashprime]

they second one because there isnt 1 where i live


wyr get hit on the head with a shovel or a baseball bat

[Aves]

Baseball bat, shovel could cut open you're head.

WYR: Cut off 1 hand or cut off 1 foot.

[Aneklusmos]

A foot. i can hop or use crutches or get a prosthetic. but i cant type.

Would you rather be stuck gathering horse dung all day or typing government records all day?

[Cromm]

oooh... that's a tuff one... 'cause I had a summer job typing government records all day, and after that, I certainly felt like I'd reather shovel shit. But, all things considered, at least the office had air conditioning, so I'll stick with the soul crushing menotiny of data entry, over the back breaking labour of shoveling ... well, anything really.


WYR: get your foot caught in a thrasher, or have your hand surgically amputated?

[Ddaarrrreenn]

I think hands are vital so i'd have to go with the foot.

Here's a horrible one.

WYR: Watch your parents having sex or have sex with your parents watching?

[Cromm]

I think hands are vital.... Me too, but if faced with losing a hand (which I consider to be far more important than my foot) with no pain at all, or losing a foot to some sort of farming equimpment, which would involve significant pain (to which I am quite adverse), I'm not sure which I'd choose.

As to your quandry...

I guess I'd choose the second, because as embarrasing as it would be, I can (eventurally) move and never return home, whereas there's not enough brain bleach in the world to erase the memory of the first.


WYR: Not be allowed to use the Internet at all untill you're out of college, or
have your parents control which sites you're allowed to visit AND know everything you do/view on those sites.

?

[computerwizard]

have your parents control it...there's always ways around that stuff! I would hate to NEVER be able to get online at all...that would really suck.

WYR: get torn up by a crocodile but not die or have every toenail and fingernail ripped off one by one?

[djunlogical]

I guess the nails, because they get in my way anwyways XD

WYR?:
--- be a suicide bomber for the japanese army
or- be a test pilot for EVERY mix I've done [ I dare any of you to put the bomber *evils*]

[scuba steve]

a Japanease suicide bomber...? you've been playing way too much Call of Duty: World at war for fuck sake

i suppose the second one. i don't understand what you said but at least i'd be alive

wyr: get your ball sack caught in your jeans zipper, having to go to casulty for an operation (if female.... pretend your a bloke for 5 minutes)
or streak naked and go to the local market?

[Cromm]

I don't know what 'casulty' is supposed to mean, but I can't imagine a senario in which a scrotum caught in a zipper would require an opperation... beyond maybe a few stitchs.

Hmm.... I'll take the shot to be balsac. With camera phones and you tube, I'd likely end up on the Internet forever, but doctors have confidentiality, and I'd only suffer for one day.



WYR: Wreak your parents car and have them find out about it,
or
get a girl pregnant, but have them never know?

[scuba steve]

get her pregnant, she can very easily get an abortion

wyr: eat a pinneapple the skin and those leave things too etc or eat 200 cotton buds in one session without a drink

[Cromm]

I'll eat the pinapple... you didn't say I couldn't put it in a blender. :P

Sure it'd be pulpy, but it'd be better than cotton balls.


WYR: Be forced to kill, dress and cook your own meats for a month,
or
watch your favourite pet get hit by a car
?

[scuba steve]

i suppose the favourite pet... the only pet i ever had was a goldfish and it died last year.

wyr: invest in Sony or Panasonic (i know it's a pretty shit wyr but i'm very tired so bite me:()

[djunlogical]

I pick bite you :D lol, panasonic, i hate ps3's why are they so f-----g expencive!?!

WYR
--- be cursed with bad luck with a relationship untill you are 90 years old
or- die from being laid too much?

[Girls]

Would you rather

Pee In a Potty for a month or Pee in a bottle for a month?

[scuba steve]

i suppose the way to die with the most respect and dignity would be to die at a humble age of------ DIE FROM TOO MUCH SEX lmao:D:D

and to "Girls" i would pick the bottle it's less demoralising and probably more hygienic since you can screw the lid back on

would you rather: read the book or wait for the film?

[Wakoabs]

Read the book . more imagnitive.

would you rather eat your most hatest food
or
have a fight with the school bully.?

[scuba steve]

fight with the school bully. Why? we don't have one hahaha

wyr have to crush your pack of Jammy dodgers or or cram 16 wagon wheels (the biscuits) in your mouth diagonaly

[djunlogical]

hmmm, depends wether they were jam or plain.. If they were plain, I'd pick crushing my jammy dodgers, If they were jam, I'd have to pick the Jammy Dodgers again... I don't realy like Jammy Dodgers anyways lol :D

WYR: be raped
or be murdered?

[Aves]

Raped, you can get past it.

WYR: Be hated by your one and only, but everyone else loves you, OR your one and only love you, but everyone else hates you.

[zandu20]

id rather go to a avril lavigne concert she has decent music and shes hot unlike miley cyrus shes cute but her music is annoying and she seems stuck up

[YesterdaysNews]

^did you just use the quick reply? :P

hated by everyone else

would you rather never brush your teeth or never shower?

[computerwizard]

wow that one is hard...I guess never brush your teeth, because you could always chew gum or something if you absolutely had to. Both would be pretty horrible.

would you rather stick your tongue in a hi-speed fan or put your finger in a pencil sharpener?

[scuba steve]

the finger one because that'll only cut it a bit and you'll pull it out real quick by reflex... and i'm pretty sure the desk fan could whack a couple milimetres off your tounge.

wyr use spray-on or use roll on deoderant?

[Cromm]

"roll-on" ... you don't mean 'bar' or 'stick' deoderant but "roll-on". ... I didn't think they made those anymore. ... at least not for men.

Well, anyway, I'll use the spray on.


Would you rather walk in a summer parade:

1: Completely naked, but covered neck to toe with heavy bodypaint
or
2: Wearing only a tiny string bikini or small speedo (if your female/male respectively).

?

[scuba steve]

probably the nude one because at least you'd fit in with all the hippies rather than being mister speedo torpedo in the corner
(Cromm by the way casualty is another word for the OR)

Wyr eat a raw fish or eat a whole cabbage

[Cromm]

[casualty... see, that's why I didn't get it. :P Though, I'm not sure I would have connected "ER" to "casualty", but I probably would have understood it better at least. :) Thanks.]


I'm not a fan of coleslaw, and I love sushi, so I'll take the raw fish. ... just hope I don't choke on the bones. ;)



WYR: Live in a country with the highest taxes anywhere, but free healthcare,
or
live in a country with no taxes, but the highest medical costs anywhere?

[djunlogical]

hig taxes, I don't actually mind paying them much, It get's alot of the bills out of the way, and we don't have a feel of "ownership" towards what treatment we get... Plus it means we are all treated equaly, with the exception of the very few doctors who are Racists...

WYR, have a son or daughter at the age of 8 (I know it's not possible, but if it was...)
[You aren't allowed to have them taken int care, YOU alone have to look after it]

or, Not have any children at all

[scuba steve]

probably the boy cause i wouldn't have to have the talk with him when i'm 21 lol

wyr: get a 50" hd 720p lcd tv or a 26" 1080p lcd tv

[NightFighter]

eh... the first one.

Would you rather work really hard and get a B- in a subject or not work at all and get a C+?

[djunlogical]

work hard for the B-

WYR be a proffesional hacker
or be a proffesional theif?

[Harley Quinn]

be a professional hacker

wyr...
have an amazing life with no friends or have a shit life with loads of friends

[BuryYourFlame]

depends what you class as amazing...but...friends ftw

wyr...be a prostitute/gigilo or a virgin your whole life?

[Harley Quinn]

A virgin my whole life

wyr be a policeman/woman or be a nurse with all the blood

[peaceloverugby]

Nurse with all the blood (no guns)

Wyr be homeless and happy or rich and unhappy?

[djunlogical]

rich and unhappy (sorry, it's not i wanna be rich, it's just i hate having diseases and i don't like asking anyone for things)

WYR?
Live a non-famous, poor persons life
Live some-one famous's life.

(For a year)

[Cromm]

Isn't this supposed to be a delima? What downside is there in living someone famous' life? I'll go with that one!


WYR:

Lose your hearing for five years
or
Permanantly lose you sense of taste

?

[Aves]

Taste, hearing involves music.

WYR: Pet the ugliest dog in the world
or
Lick a lollipop that's at the bottom of a garbage can.

[scuba steve]

pet the ugliest dog.... how bad could it be at least i wont get cooties from the garbage can

wyr kick Vince Vaugne in the crotch or puch Mike Myers in the back of the head

[peaceloverugby]

Punch Mike Myers in the back of the head....Vince Vaughn is bigger than me :P

Wyr...meet the girl/boy of your dreams, but only be with them for 24 hours, then never again

OR

never meet him/her at all?

[RaeNose]

Never meet them at all. My standards are low, I can find someone else to love who will do just fine.

WYR
make out with someone who tasted like pot
or kiss someone you knew had a bf/gf?

[Charleigh]

i dont get it

[Cromm]

i dont get it It's explained in the first post.

make out with someone who tasted like pot
or kiss someone you knew had a bf/gf?

I think I might actually throw up if I tasted weed... it just doesn't go well with me. I'll be the man-slut and kiss the taken lady. ;)


WYR have a job where you had to:

replace 100 regular light blubs every time they go out,
or
replace 1000 LED light blubs every time they go out.

[RaeNose]

Haha, that's amazing.
Ah eff.
I think the LEDs... although either is fine, as long as I'm paid.

WYR
Be stalked by someone who doesn't speak English. At all.
or
Be admired by someone who doesn't understand social ques. At all.

Trust me, neither one of them is fun.

[ssgliberty]

Be admired by someone who doesn't understand social ques. At all.

be killed in a war or

be torchered the rest of your life

[Cromm]

So... death, or horrible pain again. I normally choose to live with these, but if all I'm doing with said life is being tortured in a never ending cycle... I'll choose death.

Be stalked by someone who doesn't speak English. At all. or
Be admired by someone who doesn't understand social ques. At all.

Wouldn't a person who chose to stalk you, by definition, also not understand social ques?

Anyway,

Would you rather:

Be forced to watch 1000 hours of really bad movies, or
Be forced to do 100 hours of hard labour

:what:

[Girls]

Would you rather

Pee in a potty or in a cup?

[RaeNose]

We're going to ignore the previous question because she obviously didn't read the rules.

1000 hours of really bad movies... eh well, maybe not.
The 100 hrs of hard labor would give one a hot bod.
Hard labor it is then. ;)... not that I really need it, lol.

WYR
get caught doing drugs
or get caught having sex?

[matt0310]

I would rather be a movie star

Would You rather be the smartest person in the world or the richest

[Joshm5816]

I'd rather be smart, then I could invent something and become rich.

Would you rather eat a box of laxatives or have extreme gas for a month?

[ElectroPhunk]

Extreme gas.....a box of laxitives will fuckup your intestines and kill you

Would you rather....

Be a sadistic, psycho, sex crazed, persons bitch for the rest of you life....locked up in his basement forever with only bread and water and no way to escape or call anyone and no one can hear you

Or

Have Everyone that loves you and that you care about in you life (family, friends, Gf, Bf, ect.) turn their back and hate you for the rest of your life...and you are hated by everyone in the world..........and have your testes/tits chopped off

Chose wisely....

[drumir93]

I would rather Be a sadistic, psycho, sex crazed, persons bitch for the rest of my life....locked up in his basement forever with only bread and water and no way to escape or call anyone and no one can hear you
Atleast I can die with my balls in tact.

Would you rather have a finger cut off with a dull/rusty axe, or be Andy Dick's fluffer(person he nails before a show) for life.

[scuba steve]

obviously the first one as there is still a slight chance of being found.

wyr jump off a four storey building to escape a blazing fire or destroy every item of value to you in your room

[Modus Operandi]

Jump off the four story building. I might survive.

[Cromm]

I would rather Be a sadistic, psycho, sex crazed, persons bitch for the rest of my life....locked up in his basement forever with only bread and water and no way to escape or call anyone and no one can hear you
Atleast I can die with my balls in tact.If you're locked in the basement of a sadistic psycopath, that's not at all certain.

Well, since the last post didn't ask a question, and since this one was never answered:

get caught doing drugs
or get caught having sex?

Your question poses a few of it's own...
"Get caught" by whom? and what kind of "drugs"?

I'd rather my mom caught me smokeing weed than having sex, but I'd sooner star in world-known porno movie than shoot heorin. That shit messes you up something fierce!


WYR:
Get paid $30/hr for shoveling horse shit and lifting heavy things around all day,
or
Get paid $10/hr for answering phones at a company that hardly anyone ever called.

:what:

[scuba steve]

the $10 dollar one. At least i'd still have my dignity

WYR:
visit Thailand or Prague

[Cromm]

Thailand. But only if I had a guide.


WYR: Type using
a DVORAK keyboard, or
a regular QWERTY keyboard, but with no lables on the keys

?

[RaeNose]

Mwuahaahaha!
Mine already have no labels on the keys, because we've worn them down with so much typing. So the second one. :D

WYR:
Have the stomach flu and be able to get a deadline done,
or not be finished with your work but be healthy?

[scuba steve]

the first one, i can sit at home and drink endless amounts of Heinz tomatoe soup from a mug

wyr eat a cotton wool bud or eat a banana skin

[RaeNose]

... Banana skin. At least it smells like food.
WYR:
be cut off from the rest of the world for 5 years
or have sex with the world's fattest man.

[Grey fox]

.... Have sex with the worlds fattest man. I go crazy without people 0.o



Would you rather;

- Be tazed
or
- non-fatally stabbed ????

[Viral Death]

Tazed no marks!

Do weed or do coke?

[Ender]

weed

Pepper Sprayed or beat with a baton?

[Viral Death]

Spray

Guns or Knifes?

[Ender]

guns

spray or tase?

[drumir93]

Taze, its probably fun the first time. Where as spray just burns like hell.

Popeye's Chicken or KFC?

[Aves]

KFC FTW!

Zepplin or Beatles

[drumir93]

The Beatles!, Led Zepplin is by no means bad, but the Beatles changed popular music forever.

Nintendo 64 or Playstation?

[Aves]

N64!

Dynamite or Gun?

[Cromm]

I could use a gun about now...

Would you rather:

Confuse the "this or that" and "would you rather" threads for nearly a whole page,
or
Confuse the 'send' and 'send all' buttons for an email you were sending to your closest friend

?

[RaeNose]

Confuse the send all button.
Because the first one bugged that crap out of me.

WYR:
Strip your way through the college you wanted to go to
or
have your parents pay for a college of their choice?

[Cromm]

Well, I'm a guy... and a pretty fat one too, so rather than a shame, if I could strip
my way through college, I'd say that would be one hell of an accomplishment!

:P


WYR:

Eat a hamster (delicacy in some countries)
or
Eat expired mayo

?

[scuba steve]

you know the deep fried hamster would go down well with me...

wyr watch Forrest Gump or Watch Alladin (Disney)

[Connor1]

movie star... i cant play an instrument and anyways bands come and go... movie stars hang around longer

Q: would you rather...a really disgusting job with lots of money or a job u love that pays u hardly nothing at all?

[RaeNose]

???? Where are you getting movie star????
Job I love that pays nothing at all. Obviously.

WYR,
skin a baby deer
or
have a bear skin you?

[drumir93]

I would rather skin a baby deer, but It would be dead first.

Would you rather go to a Metallica concert and get AIDS in the bathroom?
or
Go to a Brittany Spears concert and get shot in the foot by haters?

[scuba steve]

Jesus..... those are some aweful choices. Ummmmm i suppose i wouldn't be mentally scarred if i got shot in the foot rather than getting aids and i suppose i could bring some noise-cancelling headphones and listen to mettalica anyway......... so i'll go with the Brittany spears concert as terrible as it sounds.

wyr be an overweight smoker with diabetes or an underweight, anorexic tight rope walker for a travelling Australian circus?

[sabin22]

horrible, but i'd go underweight

would u rather... get stabbed in the face with a chain saw OR
get flattened by a street roller

[scuba steve]

Chainsaw would be a much faster death so that one.

wyr live in Rio or Johannasburg (sorry bought spelling)

[Cromm]

Johannasburg, as a white man there, I could get a cushy government job.


WYR: be a white man who acidentally run over a poor black kid in harlem,
or
be a black man who acidentally run over a rich white kid in Orange County

?

[The Joker]

Be the black man.

Would you rather die or live in tremendous pain for the rest of your life?

[RaeNose]

Live in tremendous pain.
It's still life, not matter how painful it may be. And life is always valued over death in my book, even with suffering.

Would you rather
eat until you explode
or
die of starvation?

[Cromm]

since both involve death, I'll choose starvation. I imagine it to be a less painful choice than food explotion. :P

WYR spend the weekend:

Going to a carnival, but have no money for ride tickets or games,
or
Doing a boring job, and be paid 100 bucks.

[scuba steve]

doing the boring jobs i'd end up just sneaking on the rides and get chucked out anyway

wyr be the school pshyco or the school nerd?

[alphabeta]

LOL school nerd. omg...

would you rather cut off your thumb or cut off your big toe?

lol sorry about the randomness

[Shenron]

my big toe...I need my thumb

WYR
Be eaten by a giant spider (one that kills by skin degeneration)
OR
have a snake permanantly be attached to your penis?

[Uprising]

OMFG
but I think I would take the snake

WYR:

Go to a Jonas Brother/Hannah Montana concert
or
Listen to FRED all day

[diamond jetstream]

go to the jonas hannah montana concert ad take the following items
1 ear muffs
2 a paintball gun
3unlimited paintballs
4 some cocaine just incase whitney husten is there
5 assorted rotten fruits and vegetables
6 a thousand eggs
7 a novelty blow horn

W.U.R

kill off three different races of people (u have to name them)
or
eat a new born baby while it is still alive(feet first)


(i know its evil but answer truthfully)

[TheKingDavis]

the concert so i can throw all that crap at those actors and "singers"



Would you rather

Parachute off of the worlds tallest building naked

OR

Swim across the worlds largest river naked

[Alfred Pennyworth]

Parachute! (at least there's no risk of drowning!)

Would You Rather

Try to circumcise a bear without anesthesia

or

Try to rob a gun store with many armed patrons (and a cop on coffee break) inside

I know, I'm so evil!

[diamond jetstream]

try to circumsize a bear. but i would take christina aguilea as bait.

W.U.R

sit through an entire season of oprah.

OR

bitch slap oprah in the fac untill your hand bleeds.

[Alfred Pennyworth]

I would slap her of course! I would rather run myself through a wood chipper than listen to Oprah!

WUR

Have everything that you ever wanted and have absolutely no friends and die lonely

or

be a homeless hobo with absolutely nothing but have lots of friends

[Quick_Sylver]

Be a homeless hobo with nothing at all but lots of friends!

Would you rather

Hug a girl and get slapped


OR


Kiss a frog and get Mono?

[luciia96]

Hug a girl and get slapped


would u rather:

- french-kissing the pope

or

- wakin' up with a snake beside ur bed

[drumir93]

French the Pope, since he's a homophobe I would find it hilarious.

Would you rather get stuck in a broken submarine or
Get stuck in a broken airplane.

[Kahn]

Get stuck in a broken airplane. Who said it took off?

W.U.R

Save your most precious item?

or

Save a complete stranger?

[drumir93]

Save a complete stranger.

WYR
Spill boiling hot coffee on your face.
or, fall from a two story building.

[Kahn]

Fall from a two story building, its happened before =].

W.Y.R

Live peacefully with nothing

or

Live in danger with some things?

[Quick_Sylver]

Live in danger with some things.

W.U.R.

Dance naked under the full moon,

or

Go down Niagara Falls in a barrel?

[MisterMonster]

Dance naked under a full moon. I may get lucky.


Have a baby with a head the size of a melon

or

Have a baby with a head the size of a lemon.

[Cromm]

Have you ever seen a new born baby? There head's aren't much bigger than lemons as is.... maybe you shold have said a lime. :P

Well, I'm a guy, so I can't really 'have' babies; but I'd rather my child be born premature than encephalitic; so I'll say lemon.


Would you rather:

Win one million dollars on a scratch ticket (tax free)

or

Get a permanant job paying $150k/year

?

[Quick_Sylver]

Get a permanent job paying $150k/year


W.U.R.

Play dodgeball in your underwear

OR

Be in the school musical?

[luciia96]

play dodgeball in my underwear x)

would u rather:

- be forced to watch the teletubbies 24 hours without break

or

- go to a heavy metal concert in a princess custome

[laurita_21]

go to a heavy metal concert in a princess custome !! lol
i use to like teletubies till i was .... like 4 !!
ok


... would you rather


-go to a jonas brothers concert that lasts all day
or
-not use your computer for a holeeee week !!! hehe :D

[wisse2012]

id rather not use my computer...


would you rather have a 64 mustang or a 2010 mustang

[RaeNose]

Ooh...
'64, if it's in brilliant condition.

WYR
Shave all your hair off or get an embarrassing tattoo on your hip. :P

[Quick_Sylver]

Shave all my hair off.Been there. Done that.


W.U.R.

Kiss a chimpanzee's butt


Or


Marry a sociopath?

[Blank]

Kiss a chimpanzee on the butt

W.U.R

be annoying

or

be annoyed

[Quick_Sylver]

Be annoying ftw!


W.U.R.

Watch Twilight all the time

Or

Go shopping at a lingerie store?

[RaeNose]

Shopping at a lingerie store. *shudders at the thought of having to watch Twilight again*

WYR
resort to cannibalism in today's society
or
eat your arm off on a desert island?

[Quick_Sylver]

Hm. I know there's someone out there I want to eat, but I'd rather eat my arm off on a desert island

W.U.R

Dance in the rain with everyone staring at you

Or

Sing in a deserted house?

[Blank]

....

[Kahn]

God... handjob from Machoke.

W.U.R

Watch Blues Clues for the rest of your life every day at the schedueled time

or

Watch it for 24 hours without closing your eyes?

[Quick_Sylver]

I LOVE Blues Clues, so For the rest of my life.

Would you Rather

Babysit annoying triplet three year olds

Or

Go to the Grey Cup and work the concession stand?

[Kahn]

Babysit. No Triplets are more annoying than the two children I have to watch. Trust me.

W.U.R

Be cool but made fun of behind your back?

Or

Not be cool and have real friends?

[Quick_Sylver]

Pfft. I'm not cool and I have real friends.

W. U. R.

Do cartwheels until you're dizzy

OR

Preform a 24 hour handstand

[terminoob]

24 Hour Handstand. It takes a lot to get me dizzy...

W.U.R

Be on an island with no hope of escape, and have your only companion to be your worst enemy

or

Be on an island with a small hope of escape, but be completely alone.

[Quick_Sylver]

Completely alone. Either way I'm with my worst enemy so..

W U R

Eat prairie oysters

or

eat frog legs?

[obiwan94]

Frogs legs...as long as they are cooked, I think. Can't be that bad, the French do it.

You go to the doctor and have get a medication, would you rather get it in a shot? or a suppository?

[Appleton]

A shot!

W.U.R.

Slide down a 50 foot razor blade into a vat of alcohol

or

Suck all the snot out of a dog's nose until its head caves in?

[BigBulge]

I'd do the razor bpade having turned it on ots side ;)

wyr...

... Have a penis so big you needed a tube specially tailored into your jeans like an elephant's trunk just to keep it covered...

...or...

...have a penis 2cm long so nobody can feel it inside ;)

[that kid]

Well it might be uncomfortable but I would get bragging right for the big penis I guess.

W.U.R.
Drink a gallon of your own snot

or

Drink 2 gallons of someone else's spit?

[Blank]

oh man hard to decide, spit i guess

W.U.R

be a scientist

or

a sportsman

[obiwan94]

easy scientist...

would your rather give up your favorite pastime or your favorite food?

[Blank]

favourite food

W.U.R

eat live slugs

or

rotten cow parts

[sweetmisery]

eat live slugs

W.U.R

be awake forever

or sleep forever?

[obiwan94]

Umm, what?? Be awake forever! being asleep forever would be like death! errr...cant think of anything...but rather live in New York or San Francisco?

[cherry_boi]

neither, but NY cuz it's closer to where i live now and it's the cooler of the 2 cities lol

wud u rather....

be really smart (intellectually)

or really pretty

?

[drumir93]

Really smart. Anybody who would choose the second one is an utter waste of life and air.

WYR: Listen to an artist you hate for 24 straight hours
or
Read a book you hate for 3 straight hours?

[cherry_boi]

listen to an artist i hate cuz u can do other things while listening to music >.<

wyr break up with someone online or over the phone or in person?

[Jamesw]

i would rather beet my suspect with a ASP ( nightstick) so i can see him suffer for the mrong he did

[Kahn]

W.U.R

Sit through hours of Charlie brown missing a football

or

Sit through hours of Barney laughing.

[Blank]

charlie brown missing a football

W.U.R

jump into liquid nitrogen

or

jump into liquid gold

[Krazymitch]

jump into liquid gold.

W.U.R

Be fat but seriously rich (like bill gates rich)

OR

Skinny and average wage

[Blank]

skinny but average wage

W.U.R

mutate into a half cockroach

or

mutate into a half crocodile

[CraigXD]

W.U.R

Run round your school naked or Flash your parts to a random person?

[Sage]

Flash to a random person, depending on the person.

Would you rather die in a fire or die of frostbite?

[diamond jetstream]

frost bite cause your heart slowly stops and you dont feel anything after the first hour.

WUR

base jump without a parachute

OR

try to assemble an IKEA cupboard

[Blank]

assemble an ikea cupboard
much safer :D

W.U.R

fall in front of your crush

or

go up on stage and realise there's a hole in your pants

[drewlink99]

I'd go on stage with a hole in my pants...

Would you rather:

Sleep with a woman with all STD's known to man
OR
Sleep with a man who is 100% clean

[Blank]

Sleep? sure :D, im just SLEEPING, not doing anything else huh? :D:D:D

haha

sleep with a man who is 100% clean

W.U.R

run up to lady gaga and scream ' YOU'RE WEIRD!!! '

or

run up to miley cyrus and scream ' YOU'RE A SLUT!!! '

[Mal]

Can I do both? I can't decide...

Would you rather lose your sight in the right eye or the left?

[CraigXD]

left

W.U.R pee in a potty for the rest of your life or pee in a urinal for the rest of your life!

[cherry_boi]

lol urnial

w.y.r

loose an arm or a leg?

[Obscene Eyedeas]

An arm. lol dnt ask me y. i wld miss my arm. :(

Wld u rather be deaf or listen to an opera all the time til u die?

[AKONI]

Deaf cause Oprah Would just suck

Would You Rather die over hunger or eat toe nails the rest of your life:eek:

[Krazymitch]

DIE OF HUNGER!!!

WYR

have sex with a pig once and then go back to normal human intercoruse the rest of your life

OR

go that rest of your life WITHOUT ANY sex at all