"Would You Rather"

[justanotherguy93]

meat

k would you rather be drilled by a 12inch long 3 inch round penis or have your's cut off slowly

[gerald_012]

drilled
have your fingernails pulled off with pliers
or have your toenails pulled off with pliers

[MysticalBurrito]

Owwww toes


Eat a hamster or a mouse

[Stark]

A mouse, there's less to eat.

Would you rather eat shit, or drink piss?

[Viral Death]

Drink Piss

Saw a nut off/ breast
or
Take a lead pellet in the head at 900 FPS

[L]

i'd saw a nut off... (shuders)

start your life all over again or fall asleep for 10 years.

[Peter_]

soz - wrong post

[Girls]

Would you rather (Girls)
Pee in a Urinal or flash your boobs in school?

[Skeln]

One that I can answer! Hell! If I ws girl I would flash my boobs in school, it's not messy like it would be in a urinal.

Would you rather get raped by a horse or hump a cheese grader naked?

[qazplm]

[QUOTE=Requin;323047]
Well personal experience of living with someone who's not quite the full biscuit



lol!

[HelloWorld123456]

ouch ... well i think humping the cheese grater is better lol

[ThUnDeR]

would you rather
Lick the floor of a public bathroom

or

Eat a piece of gum off the ground in New York City??

[Commander Thor]

Lick the floor, I think..... O_o
Less contact with 'icky stuff'.

Get run over by a steam-roller

or

Get crushed by a hydrolic press with a metal plate?

[Death]

I'd say run me over with a steam-roller.

Would you rather have the ability to go invisible at will or grow wings that can allow you to fly like a bird?

[Skeln]

Hmm...wing I could make fast escape from those damn cats...invisibility...well...*thinks naughty thoughts*

Wings...damn cats...

[Death]

Would you rather be very ill for the rest of your life or be dead?

[Uprising]

Very ill

Be eaten by giant baby hawks or eaten by shleestack(land of the lost)

[Bougainvillea]

No comment :P

Would you rather meet Morgan Freeman or Ellen? lol

[Death]

I don't even know to be honest.

Would you rather throw up all over your headteacher, or be unable to masturbate for a month?

[Bougainvillea]

I'll throw up on that bitch. lol

Would you rather buy a crazy hooker that you have to live with for the rest of your life or rent the nastiest whore and get AIDS?

[Death]

I'd go with the former.

Would you rather make £100,000 bonus now, or make £150,000 bonus when you are 40?

[Uprising]

100,000 now

Would you rather become a suicide bomber or be killed by a suicide bomber

[NightFighter]

be killed by a suicide bomber.

Would you rather have your heart broken or break someones heart?

[Huskyboy132]

Break someone's heart.

Would u rather Kill someone or get killed.

[scuba steve]

kill someone.
you never no they may never find out and you did'nt specify who so i could kill bin ladin and be praised for it!!:)

would you rather be caught naked by a big group of your brothers/sisters oposite gender from you friends who take the piss everytime they see you now. or star in a homosexual porno?

[Death]

Ah crap, thanks a lot for posting a hard one. :roll: Probraly, although not by much, the former again.

Would you rather have a sex change for a month or be unable to masturbate for 2 months?

[scuba steve]

not be able to wank although it would be torture and you would have alot of wet dreams, but it's worth it cause you'd still have booby scars from the operation

alright here comes a weird one, would you rather swallow your pee or your cum

[The Joker]

Cum tastes better, cum.

Would you rather break someone's heart and have them depressed, or have your heart broken and become depressed yourself?

I would choose the latter.

[guacamole24]

I would rather have my heart broken and become depressed, because causing others pain would just cause me more pain. At least I know the person that broke my heart is happy with someone else.

Why you rather have sex with your best friend's mother or present day Joan Rivers? Ha!

[scuba steve]

im guessing this joan rivers is ugly so ill go with my best friends milf hahaha

eat horse shit or swallow stallion sperm

[guacamole24]

ugh god..... sperm.... blegh

Get stuck in an elevator for a week or in a bathtub with Michael Jackson for an hour?

[NightFighter]

Michael Jackson for an Hour. He doesnt go for girls :)

Would you rather get probed by aliens or half eaten by Hilary Clinton?

[scuba steve]

wtf half eaten by hillary, cus i could take her on and kick the liberal shit out of her hahaha

gel your pubes with hair gel and show it of to the world or get every hair on your body shaved off (including eyebrows etc)

[NightFighter]

Get my hair shaved off. I could just wear a wig and colour in eyebrows.

Would you rather walk through a field of nettles with no clothes on
or
Have Hilary Clinton eat beat the shit outta you then eat you 3/4 up :D

[scuba steve]

god. umm the nittles one cus at the end ill still have 3/4 of my body

get kicked in the genitals/girls.....just try to imagine the pain or fall on your face from 2 stories

[NightFighter]

kicked in genitals, how sore can it be!

would you rather
Swim through a sewer
or
swim through a pool or dead bodies and their blood

[scuba steve]

godd its painful!!!!!

the dead bodies i've got a strong stomach

down a pint of piss or a bottle of shower gel

[optimashprime]

piss

shower gel would kill you

would you rather go into a room full of stink bombs that go off at the same time or go to a suwage tretment plant

[NightFighter]

stink bombs

Would you rather bbq your leg or get kicked in the genitals twice every hour for 10 years?

[scuba steve]

FUCK..... barbeque my leg obviously i'd have ball cancer by christmas

have your boobs cut of or get an operation giving you a penis/ this one's for girls obviously

[NightFighter]

boobs cut off.... for obvious reasons

Would you rather.... eat a mashed penis or poke out someones eye and swallow it infront of their family who are carrying weapons.

[optimashprime]

mashed penis

would you rather whatch the film you hate the most or spend a hour listening to an advanced quantum physics

[NightFighter]

advanced quantum physics. I would feel smart for just being there.

Would you rather get ditched at the alter or go on your honeymoon thinking you made a mistake marrying.

[optimashprime]

ditched at the altar

then i go on the honneymoon on my todd lol

[optimashprime]

would you rather go to the world worst and longest opera

or

not be able speak to ur mates and go on the comp for a month

i would go to the opera

[NightFighter]

Definataly the opera! No VT for a month! hell no.

Would you rather lick an old mans hairy, creamy face
or
have and old, creamy, hairy man lick your face?

[optimashprime]

can i thow him in a shower??

[NightFighter]

naked?

yes :P

[optimashprime]

lol
id thow him in the shower and tell him how to use soap lol

would you rather pick your own death or let some one else do it

i would pick my own

[piggy-wiggy]

i wud let someone else choose, actually depending on da peep i guess..

wud u rather burn to death or freeze to death??

[Leprachaun]

which ever one is quicker

would you rather be able to fly or be able to turn invisable?

[NightFighter]

fly

would you rather constantly be green or have a fish head head?

[scuba steve]

be green at least id be slighty normal and nerds would mistake me for the green lantern lol

have every item in your house stolen or have a member of family die (not including your 3rd aunties irish uncle twice removed kinda crap etc)

[NightFighter]

haha theres really no competition there - items stolen

Would you rather only ever eat grass or only ever eat peoples finger nails?

[justanotherguy93]

member of my family fuck my stepsister

date a hott member of the same sex or a ugly member of the opposite sex

[scuba steve]

hot member of the opposite sex, you don't have to touch him or shit it's just a date and talk about playstation and girls fun fun fun

have a donkey mount you and ejaculate over your new t-shirt with loads of the opposite sex watching or do oral with jack nicholson

[Skeln]

Um...donkey because most likely I will never see the people watching again

[scuba steve]

would you rather an ugly member of the opposite snogged you or have to assassinate elizabeth II

[Skeln]

I would assasinate

Would you rather Kill your best friend or have your best friend become brain dead?

[scuba steve]

piss off do you even no how many years you'd get for that anyway:mad:

2nd one

[Skeln]

Wow way to get all hissy fitty. Ok, I would let it be extreme this time

Would you rather live in a hut or a shack

[scuba steve]

shack, there just like little sheds but a huts like a stone cottage thingy

snog an ugly person or assassinate obama

[Skeln]

Um...snog ugly person

Kiss a dog or kiss a cat

[scuba steve]

hmmm thats what i thought mr dont care bout other nations

kiss a dog cat would scrab u

eat spinnach or brussel sprouts

[djunlogical]

brussel sprouts, tey're lush.

count to a billion in binary, or hack government computers?

[Skeln]

hack the computers and blow up the world with nukes

[scuba steve]

your a very negative person

get radiation poison or cancer

[Shreddyrman]

umm... Cancer because with RP, ull get cancer, but with cancer youll hag a lot less time to suffer.

Rather lose a hand or get a sex change?

[scuba steve]

sex change then change back, have a few booby scars but still have my hand

get hit on the head with a baseball bat or walk nude through broadway

[Skeln]

Walk nude...I'll be the talk of the century!

Eat a computer on or put 50 fire ants in your mouth for 5 sec while they're still alive

[scuba steve]

eat a computer, grind it into a very fine paste and add strawberry falvouring so it's like eating angels delight

get mauled by a bear and loss a foot or only be able to watch bbc politics for the rest of your life including no cinema

[Skeln]

Oh boy...this is a tough one. There isn't a third option? Of course there's not. Hmm...man this is tough.

I'ld go with the bear I guess.

Fight with a hairless chiwawa or fight with a cat?

[scuba steve]

fight the chiwawa i'd love to give it a good boot up the arse and send it to china

attempt to beat the world record of sword eating or bungy jump from the grand canyon only to have the cord snap at precisly the right hight to break every bone in your body and survive (including all those wee ones in your ears)

[Skeln]

There are no bones in the ear

Sword eating

Have your foot smashed with a hammer or fight someone twice as big as you and you can't use your arms and you can't run away

[scuba steve]

there's actually loads of bones in your ear alot more than you'd think

fight the big guy as you never defined fight so it could just be verbal abuse

live as an inuit for a year in northern greenland or live as a hunter in a traditianal african tribe and there is no contact with civilisation no sun cream and you have to dress like they dress by living off the land

[Skeln]

The Hunter thing, I would learn alot about survival.
And in your ear it's all cartelage (i probably spelled that wrong)

Be blind or Deaf

[scuba steve]

deaf i get scared when i can't see and dude there a loads of bones in your ear the smallest in your body look it up well not loads i know of 3

get your hand stuck in a vending machine for 24 hours or kicked in the crotch

[Skeln]

Um..vanding machine I still want kids one day

Believe that there's bone in the ears or believe that it's all cartelage
(I'm talking about the outside of the ear not inside the head I know about those)

[scuba steve]

im talking about the inner ear it's quite easy to tell that the outer is not bone also you didn't leave a question

you have no games consoles. Do you buy a psp go or a dsi

[Skeln]

Um...I would get the PSP. And I did leave a question! :mad:

Poke someone or poke something

[scuba steve]

you didn't leave a question and if your going to argue what was it

poke someone you dont know what that something could be maybe slimy ewwww

you find a lost child he's alone, cold and very scared....but you also find that he's in possession of a knife covered in blood (not his blood)

do you A. contact the authorities and make sure he dosn't leave that spot even if it involves violence or B. come of calm and try to get him to talk, where's he from what has he done etc

[Death]

I'd do the latter but I'd be very careful.

Would you like to go to Cuba for 2 weeks or Antarctica for 2 weeks?

[Skeln]

Cubs it won't be as cold

Be a boy or a girl?

[Death]

Boy! I wouldn't mind being a girl for a single day tough just to see what it was like - so long as I wasn't rediculed for it.

Would you rather break your left arm or your right arm and why?

[scuba steve]

my left arm, i do most things with my right (dont take it as gross) and is stronger

would you rather get crushed by a wardrobe or a fridge (they're both the same size)

[Death]

I'd rather be crushed by a fridge.

Would you rather own 5 badly behaved and timid cats, 2 friendly and fully domestic cats, or none at all?

[Skeln]

None

Would you rather be a cat or a dog?

[scuba steve]

none at all, if i was to have a pet i'd only have one so i could give it my full attention

kick someone and run away shouting giberish like a loon or
find a bald man and slather his dome with honey

[Death]

none at all, if i was to have a pet i'd only have one so i could give it my full attention

kick someone and run away shouting giberish like a loon or
find a bald man and slather his dome with honey

For the record, why have you ignored Skeln and answered my question?

As for yours, I'd say the former, although not by much.

None

Would you rather be a cat or a dog?

A cat, just.

Would you rather own 5 badly behaved and timid cats, 2 friendly and domestic cats, or die?

[scuba steve]

i didn't mean to do it he posted his while i was thinking of something to say and didn't realise, no nead to get soo bloody up tight

[yorkie]

Die no question...cats r eeevil

[Death]

i didn't mean to do it he posted his while i was thinking of something to say and didn't realise, no nead to get soo bloody up tight

I wasn't getting "bloody up tight", I was only wondering. Please don't be hypocritical.

Would you rather sacrifice a loved one to save the lives of 20 good people that you do not know, or keep your loved one at perfect health and let the good strangers die?

[Rogue27]

That one is hard. Probably I would keep my loved one. Sorry innocent people.

[samscouse]

would you rather lick you best friends feet after you've both been barefot in a muddy glen or try gay or lesbain sex

[djunlogical]

gay sex!! lol, jump into a volcanoe , or slowly eat yoruself?

[Triceratops]

Jump into a volcanoe...

Would you rather wear my hair for a day then eat it the day after OR marry an elephant and let it eat you after the ceremony?

They is lamee, but I'm feeling kinda tipsyyyyyyyyyyy.

[Death]

The former. Would you rather throw up over your mother or your head teacher? Why?

[kag9901900]

mother, it dosent mater tho, it wold proplable be the teachers falt

[kag9901900]

sory forgot to put


eat a cocroch or swalo a gold fich and pull it back up

[scuba steve]

swallow a gold fish it's not as icky!

eat one full serving of dog food or cat food

[Death]

Cat food although they are both disgusting.

Would you rather own an Xbox 360, or a PS3?

[Skeln]

PS3

Drown or burn to death

[scuba steve]

burn in the extreme heat of supernova. no pain just turn to dust.

eat a pie laced with dehydrated nitric acid or just drink a glass of it

[kag9901900]

pie, it would tast beter


drink to death or shoot your self in the head

[scuba steve]

um prob the drink to death one. it'll be fun for the first half hour and no one can directly say i commited suicide!

drink a pint of your own wizz or shag a sheep

[Poetic Folly]

Pint of piss :P
Own VT and be admin but be hated, or be a very popular regular member

[ShatteredWings]

der. popular reg member. you realize what the admins do for us?


rather.. have pink hair, or have dark purple hair

[Aneklusmos]

Purple!! Rather sllep outside for a month or be locked your room for a month?

[IanMilo]

sleep outside at least i could go places

rather be raped or have sex with uglyest guy on earth

[Aneklusmos]

Ugliest. At least I'd have some form of choice.
Get put in jail or marooned on a island?

[The Joker]

Be put in jail, at least I would have a bed and food source.

Be forced to come out to your family against your will, but have them totally fine about it, or never come out to your family and feel crappy about not telling them?

[MisterMonster]

That really is a one way thing matt. I would much rather come out to my parents

Would you rather have a nuclear powered penis or a circulatory system made of Simonm Cowells insults?

[Skeln]

Um...nuclear penis.

Be raped by a horse to death or fall on the ground, bump your head and die from it?

[Cromm]

The latter. A sharp blow to the head can cause instant death, whearas being reemed up the arse by a thousand pound animal with a three foot shlong - while funny to look at on Youtube (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=05YhS4mxYYo&NR=1) - would, I imagine, be quite painfull... not to mention take awhile. I mean... you'd either die from the blood loss and hemoraging, or be crushed under the wieght... not a pretty way to go.

Would you rather: have your mom walk in on you while you were spanking the mokey, or walk in on your parents doing the nasty.

[MisterMonster]

SPANKING
there is no way i would want to walk in on middle aged parents grunting and making babies.

Would you rather watch Forrest Gump or Titanic.
movie one this time

[HelloWorld123456]

Titanic haha the part where Jack dies is hilarious haha ...

Would you rather eat glass or cut your throat ?

[Death]

Eat glass, although it would be bloody awful!

Would you rather eat mushrooms or your own cum?

[Skeln]

Cum seeing as how I've done it before

Go to jail for a month or listen to polotics for a whole day?

[Death]

The latter; it isn't always boring - parts of it could be interesting, although for a whole day would certainly bore me. The politics would only for a day whereas jail would be for a month.

Would you rather, be slightly overweight or underweight?

[Cromm]

Go to jail for a month or listen to polotics for a whole day? Let's see... be bored to tears for a day, or defend my sphinxter in communal showers for the next month... what do you think? :P

Politics!


Would you rather: have your parents find weed in your room, or have them find gay porn in your room?

.

[Death]

Would you rather: have your parents find weed in your room, or have them find gay porn in your room?

The former; I swear my parents are homophobic - I could be merely specualating though but I stll know my preference.

Would you rather, be slightly overweight or underweight?

Well?

[Cromm]

Heh... we posted at -exactly- the same time!

If it's only slighty, I'd prefer underwieght. If it was severely, then I'd prefer overwieght. Being skinny is, over all, more attractive than being pudgy; but the health risks associated with being severely underwieght are greater than being obese (although that has it's problems too).


Would you rather do something fun with people you don't like, or something boring with your friends.

[Skeln]

Fun

Live forever or die peacefully?

[Cromm]

Do I get eternal youth along with that eternal life? Or would I be like Tithonus and live forever as a withering old man? ... meh, I'd say life.


Would you rather have most women mistakenly belive your gay, or most men? (Or if you are gay, would you rather live in the closet forever, or be outed instantly to everyone you meet?)

[Skeln]

I would wrather women to think I'm gay (it turns some of them on)

Have the same lover for life or have a new lover every few years

[Cromm]

Same for life -- assuming I loved her.


This one is for any non-transgendered person:

Would you rather live the rest of your life as the opposite gender, but very rich;

or remain the gender you were born, but suffer a curse of poverty?

[Michael94]

remain the gender you were born, but suffer a curse of poverty?

OK Would You Rather get payed a 1000000$ to sleep with a guy or get payed 1000000$ to sleep with a monkey

[Skeln]

Guy, at least people won't think I'm crazy

Drink your own piss or drink your own cum?

[Aneklusmos]

cum all the way

be chained to a rock and have your eyes pecked out by vultures without being able to die or be destined to push a boulder to the top of a hill for eternity, and every time its an inch away from the top it falls back down

[scuba steve]

um the second one and is the first one not a celtic legend?

eat a whole apple, core and all or have a cucumber stuck up your ass all day creating involontary ejaculations

[Aneklusmos]

there both from greek mythology.

eat a whole apple. my granddad did it all the time.

rather be lord of the dead or lord of the wild?

[Skeln]

Wild. Animal power!

Quick and painful or slow and painless?

[The Joker]

If it is painless, then that.

Dead or wishing to be dead?

[scuba steve]

umm well being dead won't get me anywhere so the second one and get myself to a head shrink ASAP

gargle mince meat or jiggle a unicorn

[Skeln]

Unicorn

Eat dog poo or racoon poo

[ThUnDeR]

uhmm raccoon poo
have 15 nails hammered into your tongue, or
have your saliva permanently transmuted to urine?
haa found it on the internet XD

[scuba steve]

probably the nails or i'd oficially be the worlds worst kisser haha

suck an old mans toe or have sex with marylin manson

[Cromm]

Hard to say without being more specific... how long would I have to "suck an old mans toe", and what exactly would you consider 'sex'? If I'm dictating the terms and conditions here, I'd say the former. Because you'd didn't say how long, or how nasty/relatively normal the toe was.


Would you rather:

Have one million dollars that you could only spend in online merchandise (no houses or cars or big stuff, and you can't buy something and then sell it for the cash or trade for something else)

or

Have three quarters of a milion dollars you can spend anywhere, on anything you want.

[scuba steve]

million dollars obviously i'd buy every piece of interesting tech i'd ever wanted even my very own super computer robot!!

eat a biro pen with full ink as it is or strip down to just your socks and go for a slow jog through the local highstreet?

[eviepie3]

eat the pen

would you rather be allergic to clothes or water

[peaceloverugby]

definitely clothes ;P

Would you rather never have sex or only have sex once in your life?

[NightFighter]

Emm...have sex once...but it better be amazing! :P

Would you rather rip your trousers down the middle in public far away from your house or wet yourself in public a short distance from your house?

[marty]

rip ma pants off far away! no one would know me!

which one of the following outfits would you rather wear in public with no explaining to people as to why:
http://foreveramber.typepad.com/.a/6a00d8341c873353ef01156f8ca847970c-800wi

wax lips and all.

[Skeln]

Black because I look good in black

Be tortured by a cute bunny or be clawed in the face by a cute bunny

[Cromm]

What's the difference? I guess I'll take 'clawed', since 'tortured' sounds like it would last longer.


Would you rather:

Be the most famous person on the Internet, but no one knew you in real life,

or

Be a "D-List" celebrity in Hollywood

[ylllek nivyer]

ooo.
"D-List" celebrity.
lol.


would you rather be bald, or sweat bologna?

[Silverfist64]

Bologna is yummy. I could eat myself to death.

Would you rather be the bee who gets stepped on or the human who has a stinger in their foot?

[ThUnDeR]

the human with the stinger cause the bee is gonna die either way??

would you rather make out with a dog or have a baby drool into your open mouthh
ewww lol

[Viral Death]

I would take the dog I can just brush my teeth afterwards

Would you
Drink milk you whole life
or
Have a Xbox 360 dropped on you head in the morning for a year

[Bougainvillea]

The 360
Then I can sell them :)

Would you rather get shot in the face or have your scrotom ripped off?

[Cromm]

Hmm... another "horrible pain or death" choice, but with the adition of losing sex drive and virility.

Well, I'll choose life again, but I'd probably wish I were dead a second after it happend.


Would you rather wear a very opposite-gender-specific garment (like a pink frilly dress if you're a boy, or a black tux if you're a girl) to which of the following:

A commercial that aired only once, but during the Superbowl.

or

A commercial that aired several times a day for a year, but only in your home town.

[mrp1221]

famous musician
would you rather be male or female

[ylllek nivyer]

Female :)
boy's are meat heads.
lmfao.
jk guys.



would you rather cut off your toes
or your fingers?

[Cromm]

famous musician
would you rather be male or female
Umm... "famous musician" wasn't an option. :P


would you rather cut off your toes
or your fingers? Niether, if course, but if I had to choose, I think I could live without my toes easier than I could without my fingers! ... I'm in the internet too much, I need those! ;)



Would you rather:

Be permenantly transformed into the opposite gender,

or

Remain as you are, but spontaniously and without warning, change gender for an hour a day

?

[ylllek nivyer]

YESS!!!
I WANNA BE A BOY SOMETIMES!
I'VE ALWAYS WONDERED WHAT IT WOULD BE LIKE TO HAVE A PORK SWORD.
but i still like being a girl, don't get me wrong. i just wanna feel like my own penis sometimes. lol.
that might be creepy, but i swear its not.



would you rather give up your computer, or your cell phone?

[Bougainvillea]

The ladder.
And actually, your toes help you balance. You wouldn't be able to walk

[Cromm]

YESS!!!
I WANNA BE A BOY SOMETIMES! [...] i just wanna feel like my own penis sometimes. lol. Ah, but you wouldn't get to choose when! Can you imagine walking down the isle at your wedding, and all of a sudden, you're sporting a chubby. :P


And actually, your toes help you balance. You wouldn't be able to walk True, but I imagine I could get some sort of prostetic for that. There's no such thing as functional artificial fingers. Truthfully, even if I had to choose between losing my fingers, and losing my legs at the knee, I'd still want to keep my fingers!


would you rather give up your computer, or your cell phone? That's not even a -slightly- difficult choice for me. Cell phone! A hundred times over, I'd give up my cell phone. I barely use it as it is, so it wouldn't be that hard to give up.


Would you rather be the most popular nerd in school, or the least popular football player?

[Bougainvillea]

I hate football. Being a popular nerd sounds fun :)

[Cromm]

and since you didn't ask one (:P)....


Would you rather eat out of a dumpster, or eat at Arby's

?

[ylllek nivyer]

I hate football. Being a popular nerd sounds fun :)


WOAH, i don't think i've ever met a guy that said that.
that is like... i dont even know. i thought every boy
was a jock meat head that liked football. i, personally,
hate it too. sorry, thats just so different i had to say
something.



and if i suddenly had a hard on walkin down the aisle at my wedding, i would laugh my ass off. alot. i'm not the kind of girl that gets embarassed, so yea, havin a weiner once a day would still be wonderful. lmfao. i just wanna know what it would feel like to have that, like idk, its hard to explain :p




i'd eat at arby's...? i do it all the time...
not sure i understand that. but alright.



would you rather have big tarantulas all over you, or small little spiders?

[Cromm]

i'd eat at arby's...? i do it all the time...
not sure i understand that. but alright. It's a reference to a Simpson's joke, if you don't watch the Simpson's, I can understand how that'd be strange.


I really -really- hate spiders, but given the choice, I'd go for the big ones, cause I could shake them off a lot easier; and tarantulas aren't that poisonous.


(Try to answer this one without looking it up)

Would you rather be bitten by:
a coral snake (about two feet long),
or a pine snake (about seven feet long).

:yeah:

[Bougainvillea]

pine snake?

Would you rather get AIDS or live with hitler

[Bougainvillea]

WOAH, i don't think i've ever met a guy that said that.
that is like... i dont even know. i thought every boy
was a jock meat head that liked football. i, personally,
hate it too. sorry, thats just so different i had to say
something.

Yeah, everyone thinks I like football or I'm a mean mexican or something because how I look. I like to run. And I'm in boxing. And you're right, lots of people are obsessed with it. These three boys at my school beat up this one girl because she didn't like their favorite football team. It's ridiculous. And I'm not a meathead. I love reading. :)

[Cromm]

pine snake? Good choice. :P Corral snakes are wicked poisionus, despite their size; and while pine snakes are larger and often mistaken for rattlesnakes, they are not poisionus.


Would you rather get AIDS or live with hitler Hitler, obviously. I mean, if you're living with him, you could always get rid of him, but AIDS is kind of permenant.


Would you rather walk 10 miles every morning to goto school, and 10 miles back to go home, or try to get by with no education, not even grade school?

:what:

[ylllek nivyer]

no education.
imma be a thugg.
all i need is street smarts fo that bitch.



would you rather have a spouse that never washed their crotchular area, or a one night stand with your grandma?

[fystr]

no education.
imma be a thugg.
all i need is street smarts fo that bitch.



would you rather have a spouse that never washed their crotchular area, or a one night stand with your grandma?
new person
i'd pick the second one. i could spend a night standing in a graveyard

would you rather get hit by goku or bit by a bull shark

[Bougainvillea]

Goku, I could totally kick his ass (whoever he is) :)

Would you rather have a nice new car now, or win a $1,000,000 when you're 50?

[Cromm]

Definatly Goku. Justin Chatwin (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0154226/) looks like a wuss. :P

EDIT: Dang nabit! Too slow again!
Okay, I'd go for the mill at 50. I could retire early and give my grandkids a college education! :) (Wow I think like an old dude.)

Okay:

Mow the lawn of a castle with a regular push-mower, or an average lawn with a pair of tweesers?

[fystr]

i meant the real goku http://media.photobucket.com/image/goku/JyonnyAsutein/Goku.jpg

i'd pick the castle, probably way shorter

would you rather be in Star Wars or The Matrix

[Cromm]

i meant the real goku HA! The -real- Goku. :P Good one! :)

You mean like, parts in the movies? Star Wars all the way!

If you mean the fiction universes they inhabit, well that's a bit different...

Let's see...

If I were in the matrix, I wouldn't know I was in the matrix, would I? I'd just live my regular life not knowing I was a machine's battery in the 'real world'.

If I were in the Star Wars universe, I could be faced with being ruled under the Iron Fist of the Empire! My choice: become a rebel soilder and potentially die, or work my knuckles to the bone paying exorbitant taxes to a corrupt dictatorship. ... course I could also be a pod-racer pilot... Ooh, ooh! Can I be an Ewok?

:P

I guess I'd still choose Star Wars.




So, would you rather be have:

Hypopigmentation, aka 'an albino' - all totally white skin and very sensitive to the sun,
or
Hypertrichosis, aka the 'wolfman' syndrome - every part of you covered in hair

:what:

[fystr]

i'd pick Hypertrichosis, sun burns seem painful (i wouldn't know, never had one) at least the hair doesn't hurt

would you rather have to eat paper or lint for the rest of your life

[Cromm]

Paper. At least then I wouldn't be horking up hairballs.


Would you rather be funny, but heve no one ever take you seriously,

or would you rather be taken seriously, but never be able to make anyone laugh

?

[fystr]

i already am funny and some people don't take me seriously so i'd choose that one

would you rather be the richest and lonliest person ever or be poorest person but have everyone after you (police included)

[Cromm]

Well, if I had to choose between rich and lonly, and poor and popular, I'd choose the latter, but as you said have everyone "after you" (implying 'out to get you'), I'll take the money! :P


Would you rather communicate over the Internet:

in nothing but pictures, pictograms and smilieys,

or only in Latin

?

[Silverfist64]

Latin all the way......(now, where is my latin dictionary......)

Would you rather listen to people speak backwards or not listen to people at all?

[fystr]

esruoc fo sdrawkcab

would you rather go to school your naked on a school day or be naked in antarctica for 10 mins

[ylllek nivyer]

streaking is the shit!
go to school naked.


would you rather have your nipples slowly cut off with nail clippers
or have 15 inch nipples.

[Cromm]

Well, I can always get them removed surgically under anestetic; so I choose the latter.

Would you rather:

Have your skin permenantly dyed royal blue,
or
Spend one whole summer at a senior's nudist camp

?

[Never_Forget]

Spend one whole summer at a senior's nudist camp, it's less permanent.
Would you rather have nipples the size of apples or a nose like a tomato?

[ylllek nivyer]

ooooo.
nose like tomatoe.
at least my hubby could paper sack me.
lmfao.





would you rather eat 10 grasshopers or one raw cat?

[electric_feel01]

Eat 10 grasshoppers!!!

Would you rather trust everyone or no one?

[ylllek nivyer]

no one!

would you rather see no one ever see you, or everyone see you all the time.

[L]

everyone see me all the time.

would you rather kill 5000 people you will never meet or kill everyone who is close to you?

[SimSailorNick]

kill 5000 people i will never meet (much less emotionally painful)

Would you rather drink a gallon of coffee? or a gallon of juice?

[fystr]

gallon of juice would tastes better

would you rather eat bran for a whole day or eat nothing for a whole day

[Cromm]

I'd rather go hungry for a day. It wouldn't be that difficult. I could eat the next day. With bran however... I'd be occupied the next day. :P

Would you rather have a frozen poo ball strike your house and injure no one, but it breaks the ceiling, thaws in your room while you're on vacation and you don't find it for a week,

or have crap flung at you by a monkey and have to walk home.

?

[scuba steve]

uhm probably the crap i'd just use my shirt as a head band whilst working on my tan on the way home, maybe start a new local cult by training that monkey and call ourselves the caucaisian arabic monkey lovers in the process.

carpool six people on a childs tricycle or hitchhike with a bunch of stoners "from the block"

[ylllek nivyer]

i am those stoners "from the block"
duh.



skittles, or M&M's?

[scuba steve]

M&M's obviously, but that wasn't really a "would you rather" question

live in a desert or live in a dessert?

[ylllek nivyer]

uhmmm. desert?




would you rather stay a virgin your whole life or have sex with a relative once and then you can have sex with who ever?

[scuba steve]

probably the relative. I could get off with some cute irish republican who's extremely distant on my grannys side of the family and i've never seen or heard off and neither has the rest of my close family.... Beats the hell out of bein a virgin for eternity

would you rather move to australia or move to britain ( if you live in britain then....Ireland)

[ylllek nivyer]

uhm. britain.

would you rather have yellow lips or blue nipples?

[Aves]

Umm..... IDK, Yellow lips, there's lipstick aint there.

Would you rather be sexy but dull, or interesting and ugly?

[ylllek nivyer]

interesting but ugly.

[2D]

Would you rather see the ones you love slowly tortured to death infront of your eyes or kill them quickly and painlessly yourself? I know I'm demented.

[ylllek nivyer]

kill them painlessly myself. at least they don't have to suffer.


would you rather eat dog poo or have your mom walk in on you havin sex?

[2D]

Prolly eat the dog poo. At least I wouldn't be dead. And I could always throw it up later. :)

Would you rather judge or be judged?

[lamboman43]

I would judge. I know I'm an ass dont need to point it out.



Would you rather be rich and ugly or beutiful and dirt poor?

[ylllek nivyer]

beautiful and poor.
at least i could make money workin the corner.



WYR: get drunk and get a ridiculously stupid tattoo, or get drunk and wake up naked with a nasty old homeless man.

[optimashprime]

tattoo


wyr: become a drug loard or a mass murderer