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Kuervo
July 6th, 2008, 11:58 PM
if this thread has already been posted, then im sorry. this might be a stupid question but, has anybody masturbated other than the bedroom or the bathroom?

MoveAlong
July 6th, 2008, 11:59 PM
I have once, on my pretty private back porch. It was ok. Might do it again

Kuervo
July 7th, 2008, 12:02 AM
I have once, on my pretty private back porch. It was ok
wow, did anybody see you, or was the porch closed?

MoveAlong
July 7th, 2008, 12:03 AM
well I live upstairs (3rd story appartment) and my porch is like a little fort, nobody can see you left or right or behind, and it's all closed off so really nobody could see me from that angle

Kuervo
July 7th, 2008, 12:05 AM
well I live upstairs (3rd story appartment) and my porch is like a little fort, nobody can see you left or right or behind, and it's all closed off so really nobody could see me from that angle
sounds cool, it like a little private spot for you, huh

MoveAlong
July 7th, 2008, 12:05 AM
yup, pretty much, it's pretty cool :D

Kuervo
July 7th, 2008, 12:09 AM
the only other place ive masturbated was in the living room, while no one was home

raiders rule
July 7th, 2008, 12:17 AM
dude ive masterbated in the middle of class before

Kuervo
July 7th, 2008, 12:20 AM
dude ive masterbated in the middle of class before
really? how come, why, when? well don't answer them all, im being sarcastic. did you get caught at all?

george
July 7th, 2008, 01:00 AM
Lol well once at a camp that I went to, in my room were like....7 guys? and they had like a small 2nd floor thing that was for like 2 people and then like 5 of us on the bottom. So it was night time and I just felt like doing it and everyone was asleep :) Woulda been weird if I got caught though O.O

sabotaged111
July 7th, 2008, 03:54 AM
i have in my garden wich is closed off so no one seen

gookmique
July 7th, 2008, 11:10 PM
i've masturbated in my storage shed before, with the door cracked so i could see if anyone was walking around. it was actually kindof cool! i'd never done it before, plus the thought of being outside and masturbating made the experience so much better.

frogg13
July 8th, 2008, 07:07 PM
Yes Ive Masturbated In Class And Had Cum All Over The Desk Lol

Camazotz
July 9th, 2008, 11:17 AM
The reason people are so aroused to masturbate outside, is the excitement and thought that you MAY be caught. It gets your adrenaline higher and probably stimulates your senses for a better orgasm. I would suggest trying it, but when no one can see you. I have masturbated in my pool, I felt so excited, but I decided not to finish in case someone came in the pool.

lardlad2002
July 11th, 2008, 01:57 AM
ive done it in my back yard a bunch of times, and in my pool a few. (i got out to ejaculate)

LMNOP
July 24th, 2008, 01:06 AM
I have masturbated in the kitchen before.

Zan0ra
July 24th, 2008, 02:22 AM
There is 5 places in total where I masturbate

1) bed time - every ones asleep, although possibly not the most fun way, its certainly recommended.

2) bath - for girls you can use the shower hose for boys you simply lift your body up and Begin

3) private area outside - for me its an allotment witch isn't in use anymore. We have our own shed there with a comfy chair. So again its a nice way to have fun

4) No one's home - possibly the best way, as you get more privacy. But keep your ears pealed for any one coming in.

5) no ones upstairs - depending on which type of house you live in, this wont work. This is the most dangerous of all 5 so take precaution.

Getting back on topic I do sometimes go to the shed in the allotment. Depends if i'm near it/feal like it or not.

parkpark
July 24th, 2008, 07:42 AM
thats nothing i masterbated outside in the front yard were everyone could see me if someone was outsude and my parents and brother were home

theman7748
July 24th, 2008, 09:47 AM
Dude i have masturbated in an outdoor shower before that was kinda wierd but once i did it i had to do it again.... remeber it was encclosed...:)

Zan0ra
July 24th, 2008, 11:35 AM
Masturbation is supposed to be a private moment for yourself. I dont see how it can be good by doing it in front of the whole street. But if that's what you like doing then I cant stop you.

Edit: Reading some other stuff, I dont see how its possible to masturabte in class! You people are risky..... :D

Gavin
July 24th, 2008, 01:20 PM
I think so, that was in the garden awhile ago :lol:

Pioneer92
July 24th, 2008, 08:04 PM
i do it outdoors when i can (have a forest behind my house)... it adds to the excitement :D

dope
July 24th, 2008, 11:16 PM
yup 2 times once in my front porch and then once in my back yard... then i jerked off in other places..school/mall/ect...

Zan0ra
July 25th, 2008, 12:04 AM
Can someone explain how you manage to get away with that!?!

Antares
July 25th, 2008, 12:20 AM
It isn't that hard. Just make sure no one can hear you or see you.

Zan0ra
July 25th, 2008, 01:03 AM
in a class room! Thats a hard one to pull of since your learning.

theOperaGhost
July 25th, 2008, 01:30 AM
I've done it outdoors before...Back in the tree row behind our house. It's a thick tree row, which is good, because it's right next to the highway. lol

curiousteen
July 26th, 2008, 05:12 AM
i was out by a lake it was quiet and it was warm outside

TSchulz
July 26th, 2008, 12:08 PM
I jacked off outside before and it was pretty good.

Luvs2Camp
July 26th, 2008, 05:41 PM
I've masturbated outside before. I was on a 2 week long camping trip in the middle of nowhere Canada and I had to relieve the need... lol

lardlad2002
July 27th, 2008, 03:09 AM
dude ive masterbated in the middle of class before

really? how come, why, when? well don't answer them all, im being sarcastic. did you get caught at all?

in a class room! Thats a hard one to pull of since your learning.

i did too, but i actuall ejaculated during class in 6th grade. we were sitting in the library, and i was bored. really really, bored. i opend my zipper, and put a pencil in and rubbed it up and down. i ejaculated. i can't immagine what look was on my face. i asked to go to the bathroom. luckily my teacher let me. it got all over my hair and underwear

Zan0ra
July 27th, 2008, 03:11 AM
Oh right. That makes much more sense. Still risky though.

lardlad2002
July 27th, 2008, 03:24 AM
Lol well once at a camp that I went to, in my room were like....7 guys? and they had like a small 2nd floor thing that was for like 2 people and then like 5 of us on the bottom. So it was night time and I just felt like doing it and everyone was asleep :) Woulda been weird if I got caught though O.O

yeah, but i got caught. the kid next to me was apparently awake and was like
Him: what are you doing?
me: nothing
him: were you masturbating?
me: no.
him: yes you were! dude, thats disgusting! at camp?
me: don't you do it?
him: well, yeah
me: :| so whats the problem?
him: im gonna tell everyone.

he never did, until the last day, but i was able to convince everyone that he was lying. (people hated him anyway. he had the worst B.O. on the planet, but didn't think he smelled at all. so people thought he was lying)

Zan0ra
July 27th, 2008, 03:30 AM
That's a close one there. A\tleast you got away with it in the end.

dope
July 27th, 2008, 05:07 AM
yup 2 times once in my front porch and then once in my back yard... then i jerked off in other places..school/mall/ect...

well its not DAT HARD TO JERK so its not that hard to jerk in class...just un zip ur pants and either take ur dick out or ur boxers/boxer briefs/briefs or if u comando just pull it out and then ut of the ziper and get hard and jerk ur dick off... i mean this was when i was @ a all boys school for a year and so it was like all the boys around me where like "wow at least u jerk but in class u have guts" and som of them did too. and so there was like 5 of us jerkin in the end and 4 of the 5 cumed and ya my street in front is like well no ones o it and back yard no one can see

dope
July 27th, 2008, 05:23 AM
Masturbation is supposed to be a private moment for yourself. I dont see how it can be good by doing it in front of the whole street. But if that's what you like doing then I cant stop you.

Edit: Reading some other stuff, I dont see how its possible to masturabte in class! You people are risky..... :D


masturbation/jerkin off/beating meat/wanking is always risky

Zan0ra
July 27th, 2008, 05:37 AM
I know that. Just five secs ago I nearly got caught. *I had cum over my top and dad asked what that was*

Master Bait
July 27th, 2008, 08:35 PM
I cant remember how many times I did it outside and almost got caught....

Oh, and I guess you can do it in class is you keep in under your pants or your desk isnt that exposed, like if your in the middle so all the other kid's block the teachers view or if you have one of those huge desk thing... Or if the person next to you is a good friend...

I can remember a few...

1) Bedroom.... Classic....
2) Bathroom.....Duhh....
3) Class :D
4) Back yard (Cuz its completely surrounded)
5) Living Room
6) Kitchen
7) Dining Room...

Ryandel
July 27th, 2008, 08:42 PM
The school for me... Yes I'm a bad student >_>

Rangers
July 27th, 2008, 10:14 PM
Not really had a wank outside. I've had sex outside though , twice. Got seen off an old man walking his dog but hey, it was worth it.

How is it even possible to masterbate in class.

Teacher: "And today we'll be learning about Pythagoras' Theorum"
Pupils: "OK"
Teacher: "Now, does anyone know the formula?"
Pupil: "Do you square A & B which totals to..."
Teacher: "Sorry to interrupt you there. BILLY! Are you masterbating"
Billy: "No miss"
Teacher: "I'm watching you do it"
Billy: "Well maybe I am then"

Assuming your name was Billy of course :P. That is my interpretation of it :).

ssgliberty
July 27th, 2008, 10:30 PM
in the living room under the blanket.

MoveAlong
July 27th, 2008, 10:34 PM
I think so, that was in the garden awhile ago :lol:

Mom: "honey what are you doing?"
You: "I'm planting my seeds"

normanford
July 27th, 2008, 11:03 PM
in the woods

lardlad2002
July 28th, 2008, 02:41 AM
i just did it in the park today. went in the bushes, it was fun. hearing people walking around me.

Jesse
July 28th, 2008, 02:55 AM
mom: "honey What Are You Doing?"
You: "i'm Planting My Seeds"

Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha :D

BlackBetty
July 28th, 2008, 01:30 PM
I do it in the pool house.. Really cool.

skhuaban
August 6th, 2008, 01:30 PM
I had a contest with my friend to see the weirdest place we could jack off was, my best place was on my roof, the wide open roof during the day, however he beat me by doing it in the school library...gggrrrr...

Unknown_kid
August 6th, 2008, 02:24 PM
I think masturbation out doors is an experience everyone should try. It gets you aroused because of the feeling you MAY be seen.

preston1995
August 6th, 2008, 07:18 PM
I've masterbated in my shed in my backyard a long time ago. It was fun.

mr.sexy_bomb
August 6th, 2008, 07:30 PM
in the woods

homerallii1
August 7th, 2008, 12:06 AM
Lol it is more exciting thinking you can get caught... sometimes i do i when my friends are on the couch, and im on the computer.. or vice versa... lol idk its just exciting, im not homosexual, its just someting i do :)

lardlad2002
August 13th, 2008, 02:54 PM
i have done it in my pool before. it had an umbrella hole. so i put my penis in it, and started humping.

MikeyU
February 25th, 2009, 08:27 PM
I have done it outside in the woods by a creek. it was so nice!

bigpp101
April 13th, 2009, 10:58 AM
I've done it outside once but it was like 1 in the morning so it was pitch black.

Requin
April 13th, 2009, 12:09 PM
Old thread. Please don't bump. :locked: