sporting commentary

[Gumleaf]

i was listening to the football on the radio tonight and i heard these 2 great lines:

1. "penalty to the cowboys! what was it for? oh, it was for a grab of the testicles, and what a grab it was".

2. (to put this into context, the commentator called gary is a very large man who loves his food) "he ran that one up fast, nearly as fast as gary running for a smorgesboard at a restaurant".

[kerry]

:cool:i like the first one it sounds coooool:)

[Texmex21]

that 1st calls hilarious

[Gumleaf]

i had a rare smile on my face when i heard these ones today:

- "oh bugger me! s**t, i shouldn't swear on air"
- "i remember every play, i have a pornographic, um, a photographic memory"
- "i think big willy needs viagara, he's been very soft today"

[Gumleaf]

this commentary just gets better everytime i hear it. tonight i heard this great quote:

"referee shayne hayne is about to blow us off, ummm, blow time on for the second half"

[AutumnDae]

Haha, these are great! =]

[Camazotz]

Omg, these are hilarious!

[Gumleaf]

ok, so the strange comments continue:

one commentator talking to the other "hmm, there isn't much wind, those flags are as limp as you"

[raiders rule]

Lol, those are hilarious:P

[lou-lou]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U9SkkxeP9Cs

This italian football commentator is hilarious lol so passionate!! :)

[Gumleaf]

hahaha, this just gets better and better. i heard this today "well there seems to be 2 balls on the ground. he'll just have to pick up his balls and throw one of them away". my mind must be in the gutter, seriously :P