Hiding a Boner

[theman7748]

He guys I was just wondering what you do when u get a boner in an odd place...

for example when ur like around ur parents or at school... do u tuck it up into your waistband......


jw feedback is nice...

[Sugaree]

No, never tuck it into your waistband. That would hurt!

I would suggest if you were in school to hide a book over it or pull your shirt over it.

I'm not sure why your parents would really mind if you had a hard on.

[theman7748]

well i dont know its just kinda awkward round the rents lol any more feedback

[Gavin]

Well, how would they know that you have a hardon, are they going to look down at your penis constanly to keep checking. ^^

[MoveAlong]

good question!
Personally, I would:

-tuck it under my waitband
-push it to the side
-not have to get up for ANYTHING
-go to the bathroom
-put my backpack in my lap
-put a book or binder in my lap
-sit in a different position

[Supermario64]

To hide a boner if i'm at home i will put my feet up on the couch and tuck it to the side, and at school i put my right elbow on my right thigh and my right hand on my left thigh over my penis so my forearm is kinda hiding it. when i'm by my self i don't hide it, one time i was on the couch watching tv and i had a huge boner for some reason and my older brother saw it, it's cool tho.. i'm sure he gets em too

[theman7748]

dude thanks for the answers...

[Gumleaf]

i try and discretely move it to the side. and then when it returns to being limp, it just slides back down to the normal position.

[marktheman]

If I'm sitting down I can usually hide it in the folds of my pants. If I'm standing I try to reach it through my pocket and pull it up against my body until it goes soft.

[Texmex21]

i sag my pants as soon as i get my boner,
no one notices

[Freshprince]

i just try my best to hide my shirt over it and never get up to get anything

[BlackBetty]

Just let it hang... Who cares?? Your going through puberty.

[notsure101]

I usally do a hard math problem and tuck it in my waist band :-D

[macaulay]

Is this odd? whenever i get an erection at school, it always seems to be in the same class, with the same teacher. The teacher is a male, so does this make me gay or anything?

[wazzler7999]

no, and i just pinch my innerthigh or think of my mom naked and it goes away ^^ but to hide it i slide my pants down and pull my boxers up to it goes up or just my pants get baggy

[BlackBetty]

Is this odd? whenever i get an erection at school, it always seems to be in the same class, with the same teacher. The teacher is a male, so does this make me gay or anything?

Please don't "jump" post. That means don't make your own post in someone elses.

No, you may be curious.

[bananas1945]

Try going to the bathroom write away..... That always helps me!!!

[heartagram72]

i just tuck it in my waistband and think about baseball.
that always works.
or when im hyper i think baseball for a second, cold showers, old naked ladies.
and repeat.
but if im around my d00d friends, wearing jeans, or alone then i leave it alone or j/o for the first and last.

[sportsdude359]

This is an interesting topic, usually I either pull my pants down if I am wearing jeans or I flip it in to my waistband if I am wearing shorts or sweatpants. However if I am in math class, I like to fantasize about the hot girls that are sitting in front of me to kill time and no one would notices because I sit all the way in the corner.

[MoveAlong]

Is this odd? whenever i get an erection at school, it always seems to be in the same class, with the same teacher. The teacher is a male, so does this make me gay or anything?

no, that isn't that odd. Some guy's bodies are sorta timed like that and your body may get used to being horny that time of day. I'm not sure why, but it's not because of the teacher, and you're not gay, unless you're looking at his nice ass and hot arms and bulge...

[MrPinnick17]

I tuck mine into my waist band, it seems to make my boner go away instantly.

From the advice of Superbad, "I tuck my boner in my waist band, it hides it and it feels awesome. I almost blew a load in my belly button."

[matt8530]

I do it all the time and it feels pretty good sometimes too

[Gumleaf]

please don't bump old threads please mate.

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