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Sugaree
May 19th, 2008, 07:42 PM
I was trying to masturbate in the shower, and I was unable to really maintain my erection.

I can't really jack in the shower, how do you people that do even do it? I've tried laying down on my back but that makes it worse.

Any advice here?

Oblivion
May 19th, 2008, 07:45 PM
I have tried too... Just doesn't work :D I have NO clue why, just doesn't. It's so weird haha

Have you tried looking at other internet sites?

Sugaree
May 19th, 2008, 07:54 PM
I've been to jackinworld, but they haven't been much help. I don't go to the other sites due to pop ups and all

Maverick
May 19th, 2008, 07:59 PM
If you're not comfortable there why worry about it?

Oblivion
May 19th, 2008, 08:02 PM
Well for me, i'm just curious.

But Matt, why do you want to j/o in the shower anyway? :P

[Edit: that looks like i just restated what Mav said, but i meant that i agreed with him]

LifeIsMyJoke
May 19th, 2008, 08:08 PM
My suggestion bro is to simply not do it in the shower then? If its not working for you, stick to bed, or wherever it is you do it.

And you seem very smart for a 13 year old, is that updated lol - just been reading some of your previous posts.

Anyways yeah I wouldn't worry too much about it man.

SDragon
May 20th, 2008, 01:53 AM
I don’t know how you guys do it out of the shower. There are too many people in my house that I can’t do it anywhere else and I don’t want to clean up messes that I might make.;)

irhmrh
May 20th, 2008, 05:51 AM
The reason you cant get it off in the shower is because your feeling the heat from the water and the water hitting your leg or body, so there are many different things happning to your body.

For me it just takes a little bit longer, but i do get the best J/o in the shower.

Requin
May 20th, 2008, 10:13 AM
The reason you cant get it off in the shower is because your feeling the heat from the water and the water hitting your leg or body, so there are many different things happning to your body.

But surely that would increase your hormones so you would be able to maintain an erection?
idk Like you said Jackinworld aint much help but why worry? There aint a rule saying you have to do it.

curiousteen
May 20th, 2008, 01:15 PM
in my opinion i dont like masturbating in the shower its to much work

ps- my 100th post

silentc0re
May 20th, 2008, 02:48 PM
I sit on the side of the tub and do it. I think im used to it because thats where i started to j/o.

Patchy
May 20th, 2008, 02:50 PM
The reason its hard is cause of the distractions (noise, the water etc.)

I managed to get used to these distractions, I just lean against the wall and block off all the noises in the room.

zebrainatree
May 20th, 2008, 03:15 PM
i do it in the shower- work for e, but like everyone else has said, dont do it if it dont work 4 u!!

Θάνατος
May 20th, 2008, 05:08 PM
I can masturbate in the shower and it feels good to have the water pounding on your head after you have came.

marktheman
May 20th, 2008, 06:06 PM
I do it all the time in the shower. I do it standing up. I dont think i could do it lying down.

notsure101
May 20th, 2008, 06:24 PM
I think the water takes your mind off masterbaiting.

SDragon
May 20th, 2008, 06:29 PM
I keep the water off until I am done then I turn the water on.
(I am not the same person who started this thread, we both have similar names)

Willie Wonka
May 20th, 2008, 06:30 PM
I do iit in the shower.... I cant do it anywhere else because of people in the house...

What hapens if you get semen on your bed? What do you do??

Sugaree
May 20th, 2008, 06:43 PM
I keep the water off until I am done then I turn the water on.
(I am not the same person who started this thread, we both have similar names)

no my 'S' is at the end of my name. Don't worry. It's fine :)

dogman
May 21st, 2008, 03:07 AM
i think its because your distracted from the running water, and also, what i find, because im used to being naked in there, i dont even get a boner, where every other room in my house that im naked in, i would get a boner, plus with the water and maybe people waiting on you to get out, i find its hard to get a good thought to masturabte over

curiousteen
May 21st, 2008, 07:35 AM
when i masturbate i the shower its hard at the beginning but then it starts to feel good. when i start to cum the sensation feels so good and the the water hits ur head it feels so good and it tickles lol

theOperaGhost
May 21st, 2008, 08:39 AM
The shower is like the most common place for me to masturbate. I guess I'm used to it since it was the first place I did it. I do it many different ways, standing, laying down, kneeling. I think it feels great, plus there's no clean up.

lardlad2002
May 22nd, 2008, 11:29 PM
its easy for me. i do it sitting down. standing up feels weird

ahaham
May 22nd, 2008, 11:33 PM
I do it in the shower and out of it
i like the shower cause it feels SO freakin good
but then again it takes alot longer
but i think its worth it :]

shultzie92
May 24th, 2008, 09:47 PM
Ive started jackin in the shower recently too. It takes me alot longer, and i dont think the orgasms are quite as intense, but i can cum. Most the time I'll just lay on the bathroom floor to do it then hop in the shower to wash off all the sperm.

I can masturbate in the shower and it feels good to have the water pounding on your head after you have came.

mmm. gotta love that feeling.

bud2.0
May 25th, 2008, 12:45 AM
i do it all the time althoug its harder to get and erection theres no mess

CryingEye666
May 29th, 2008, 10:10 PM
The reason you cant get it off in the shower is because your feeling the heat from the water and the water hitting your leg or body, so there are many different things happning to your body.

For me it just takes a little bit longer, but i do get the best J/o in the shower.

Haha... I started reading what you had to say about the heat from the water... and you were close but, even though I can do it, the sperm is supposed to release from your body at a certain degrees. And in the shower, it is going to be different than if you were to do it in your room or somewhere.
So of course it's going to be harder for you to ejaculate in the shower, but it's not impossible =P

BlackBetty
May 30th, 2008, 09:37 PM
Every night I run a tub of bath-water and i masterbate like that. That way my parents can't hear me and it is easy to clean up!! No more sticky beds!! YAY!!:P

CollegeHockey
May 31st, 2008, 02:44 PM
I turn my shower head against the side, so that the water dosent get in the way of "buisness".

notsure101
May 31st, 2008, 04:42 PM
Why are we all still talking about this?

MoveAlong
May 31st, 2008, 04:44 PM
another reason that it might be hard to jack off in the shower is that water is a terrible lube. Jacking off in the shower is possible, but not with a lot of work, at least for me. I really don't know the complete reason why, but it's not hurting anything :P

Jaxxxxxxx
May 31st, 2008, 08:49 PM
I find it hard becuase my parents hate it when I am in the shower too long. It takes so long becuase I have to wash myself and it takes so long to cum. I am guessing it takes so long to cum becuase the water makes it too slippery. I kinda forget the feeling becuase I have'nt done it in so long. Maybe I should try it again. The only time I usually do it is when my parents are'nt home or I'm in a hotel.

irishguy
June 6th, 2008, 02:54 AM
well the first couple of times i tried it in the shower it didnt work. but then it started working and its a lot easier to clean up the mess. it takes me longer to cum in the shower though, but it still feels good.

Gavin
June 6th, 2008, 07:07 AM
I've never tried jacking off in the showers, i don't get the urge to and that's not really my style

Crisn123
June 19th, 2008, 07:37 PM
i jack off in the shower and its a good place to do it to, its a good excuse to jack off, and if ur shower head has a hard spray option, then u can just aim it at ur penis. i do it all the time and the water pounding on the head feels good:wub:

sportsdude359
June 19th, 2008, 08:27 PM
Masturbating in showers for me takes a little longer but boy does it feel good. What I usually do is use hair conditioner as a lubricant and face a direction where I won't get water on my penis or hands. What ever you do, don't use soap or shampoo as a lube, it will burn and dry your skin out. Hope this helps.

Ryandel
June 19th, 2008, 08:29 PM
I can't, it's probably because you can't concentrate on one thing. Too much distractions like the water, loud noises and etc. etc... If it's not comfortable then try something else that is. It might benefit you on finding something else that much more to your liking.

Neverender
June 19th, 2008, 11:39 PM
i can't stand up when im masturbating because its just so much easier to sit down. then with the heat and steam in the shower your body temp goes up and it acts as if you have the flu without the bad feeling, when your body thinks its sick, it moves all energy from the testes and pituitary gland to the leg bone marrow to make more white blood cells. however when you get out of the shower, everything goes back to normal, you get a boner, and TA-DA!

if you have a cold shower you cant jack off because the cold reduces blood flow to the penis.

this should explain everything

MoveAlong
June 19th, 2008, 11:41 PM
i can't stand up when im masturbating because its just so much easier to sit down. then with the heat and steam in the shower your body temp goes up and it acts as if you have the flu without the bad feeling, when your body thinks its sick, it moves all energy from the testes and pituitary gland to the leg bone marrow to make more white blood cells. however when you get out of the shower, everything goes back to normal, you get a boner, and TA-DA!

if you have a cold shower you cant jack off because the cold reduces blood flow to the penis.

this should explain everything

wow that actually sounds like a good explination...I'm not sure about the blood cells thing, that seems a little extreme, but it is a good analysis

mike24
June 20th, 2008, 03:50 PM
i cant j/o in the shower cuz i get NO friction

jma94
June 20th, 2008, 10:06 PM
Hmm, thats curious. I don't know. I can in the shower, but it doesn't seem to... Feel as good. Iunno why.

iFap
June 20th, 2008, 11:47 PM
I find that masturbating in the shower works very well for me. Water makes for am akward lube, so I turn the shower head to one side and use my saliva for
lube... You may not be able to maintain an erection because the water is just too slippery! It happens to me too. Hope this helps! :D

heartagram72
June 21st, 2008, 12:05 AM
i can j/o in the shower, but its hard because water washes off allthe lube.
i just use something like petroleum jelly, or chapstick and it works though.
but i have to use that, and then some hand lotion or conditioner over it.
i j/o a lot dry though, and it kinda starts to hurt under my head, so i dont do it if i get too much friction.
i.e. in the shower, wen i sweat, etc.
also, i enjoy j/o @ night b4 bed, bc it makes me tired so i fall asleep super fast.

Insane0011
June 21st, 2008, 12:08 AM
i can j/o in the shower, but its hard because water washes off allthe lube.
i just use something like petroleum jelly, or chapstick and it works though.
but i have to use that, and then some hand lotion or conditioner over it.
i j/o a lot dry though, and it kinda starts to hurt under my head, so i dont do it if i get too much friction.
i.e. in the shower, wen i sweat, etc.
also, i enjoy j/o @ night b4 bed, bc it makes me tired so i fall asleep super fast.


i feel the same about shower j/o

if never worked for me...i tried b4 but i couldnt come :/

and i usually j/o when im in my bed...insures deep sleep ;)

Sunrider
June 21st, 2008, 02:31 AM
I j/o in the shower because I'll think of talking to girls the night before and I'll have no more chances throughout the day. (Chores w/e) It takes a lot longer than usual, but you get off scotch-free on clean!

joeyfromvegas
June 24th, 2008, 11:11 PM
yeah like when i try to do it. idk the water just distracts me, and like it take foreverrrr! so i do it on the side of the tub like before i hit the water and stuff. and then we i have cum all over me i just wash it off :)

Pioneer92
June 25th, 2008, 06:51 PM
i jack off using the body wash as lube but i usually have to sit down in the tub to finish :D

Ryandel
June 25th, 2008, 06:58 PM
i jack off using the body wash as lube but i usually have to sit down in the tub to finish :D


Won't that irritate your penis afterwards ...?

Pioneer92
June 25th, 2008, 07:04 PM
its some dove body wash, ive never had any problems with it

Ryandel
June 25th, 2008, 07:10 PM
its some dove body wash, ive never had any problems with it


Hmm. Okay then. Just wondering because of how soap irritates your penis after wards.

addikt7
June 25th, 2008, 08:16 PM
haha what i have done is i have watched a porno of people doing their business in the shower in the past, then i just think about that and having a girl in there with me. it takes longer to come out then usual, but it works! :)

reithedragonboy
December 12th, 2008, 07:37 PM
I do it in the shower sitting down on the floor. Maybe all the noise like the water are too distracting for you.
If you do manage to do it though, don't try to give yourself a facial while laying on your back in there. it's too cramped.

Barin
December 12th, 2008, 07:57 PM
Ive done it b4. i use soap as kind of a lube amd then i jack off and cum.:)

Barin
December 12th, 2008, 07:59 PM
Hmm. Okay then. Just wondering because of how soap irritates your penis after wards.
it doesnt irritate me

Archer600
December 12th, 2008, 08:56 PM
I do it I In the shower every now and then but I don't like it much. I'd rather just do it in bed

Maverick
December 12th, 2008, 09:20 PM
I do it in the shower sitting down on the floor. Maybe all the noise like the water are too distracting for you.
If you do manage to do it though, don't try to give yourself a facial while laying on your back in there. it's too cramped.
Please don't bump old threads.