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dogman
May 14th, 2008, 02:43 AM
Woman mistook naked thief for husband

KUALA LUMPUR (Reuters) - A Malaysian woman woke up to a real-life nightmare, discovering that the naked man who had slipped into her bed in the middle of the night was a thief, not her husband, a newspaper said on Tuesday.

The 36-year-old housewife was asleep when the thief, noticing that her husband was fast asleep on the couch, quietly stripped off and lay down beside her, the Star newspaper said, quoting a police report filed in the eastern state of Terengganu.
The dozing woman's suspicions were raised when she spoke to him and his voice sounded strange, the paper said. "She then went to another room and found her husband fast asleep on the couch. That's when she screamed, causing the thief to flee by leaping out the window together with the stolen items," it added.

Mzor203
May 14th, 2008, 02:48 AM
Wow... that would be really freaky. Poor her.

Kaleidoscope Eyes
May 14th, 2008, 01:55 PM
What the crap? Why didn't he just escape when he had the chance, instead of taking a nap? If he was going to rape her he wouldn't have just sat there, so what was he thinking? Crazy. I wonder if he remembered to grab his clothes on the way out... xP

The Batman
May 14th, 2008, 03:37 PM
Omg that is kinda funny it reminds me of American Pie Naked Mile. I'm glad she wasn't hurt though then it wouldn't have been funny.

Techno Monster
May 14th, 2008, 04:57 PM
must of been a very inexperienced thief.....

Nihilus
May 14th, 2008, 07:47 PM
OMFG!!!!!!! WOW!!!!!!! Dang thatfreak the shit out of me. Poor lady.

Random_oso06
May 16th, 2008, 12:13 AM
damn poor lady

robbiehay1
May 16th, 2008, 02:13 AM
hahaha stupid thief, i feel sorry for the woman though